Justice League Funny Quote #6

[James Harvey]

Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic (by The Flash):

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

Enjoy!

[The Penguin]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

Reach in and touch someone.

or

Alien 1: "You know I really care about you, it gets me right here."

Alien 2: "I feel the same way. AHHHHH!"

[peterparker05]

Originally posted by Dick Grayson
http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

Alien #1: Is it just me or are the company physicals more in depth than last year?

[Alpha Flight]

Originally posted by Dick Grayson
Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic (by The Flash):

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

Enjoy!

Marson Manhunter: Yuck slimmy goo. Who ever thinks that crime pays should look at these guys and ask themselves "Do I want to look like this?"

[Manhunter]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg


MM:White Martian?
Madge:You're soaking in it!

[Jedigreedo]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

"Let me guess, Klingons right? Sorry guys I gotta take these, no phaser-gun thingys allowed at this year's Trekkie convention."

[gregstones]

Alien: MAN I wish we had health insurance...

[Barb Gordon]

Martian Manhunter: Does it hurt when I do this?

or

1st Alien: Hey, you've got something sticken outta you
2nd Alien: Look who's talking

or

MM: Here, lemme take those for you!

Barb^-^

[Brainiac]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

MM: Don't worry...I'm a professional...
Alien1: It burns, it burns!

[Cassandra]

MM- Now, cough!

[TheScarecrow]

Aliens 1&2: Don't move! We got you covered with our lasers!

MM: Want to bet?

Aliens 1&2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Blade1225]

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Flash- aww...well u look at that! MM is SUCH a heart breaker!!!

[scottalan]

Tum-Tum-TumTum-TUMMMSSS.
For heartburn relief, try TUMS...

[Web Head]

Martian Manhunter: And that's my famous "Hands Through a White Martian". For my next trick I'll saw my lovely assistant Diana in half.

Wonder Woman: WHAT?!?

[Blade1225]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

Flash: Whoo! Remind me never to get on ur nerves again!

[Blade1225]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/soep24.jpg

MM: Excuse me gentlemen, but i need to borrow ur lasers...

[Maxie Zeus]

MM: Dig these crazy novelty handcuffs!

[Kal-el]

MM: AHA!!! My teflon coated skin does not allow you to stick to me!!
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MM: Oh man! These are the worst workout weights I've ever used before!
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MM: Hey aliens Here's a joke for you! What has five fingers and can go right through you? Give up? Why, my hands, of course!
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MM: Look ma! No phasing!!!

[Zoe J'Onzz]

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Zoe:(singing)He's a...heart-breaker, pain-maker, life-taker, when he's messin' round wit you!

[Thundercleese]

what the hell....isn't this old?

[Bird Boy]

Originally posted by Thundercleese
what the hell....isn't this old?

yes, yes it is....but at least it was revived for a reason... :)

-BB

[Sapphic Amazon]

J'onn: Damn! How does Spock do that Vulcan mind-meld trick again?


Sapphic Amazon

[The Flash]

Originally posted by Thundercleese
what the hell....isn't this old?

Yep, but bumping up Funny Quote threads is just fine. ;) It's a diffrent then regular threads, where you can just pick up the topic again in a new thread...

[JusticeLeagueLegion]

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MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Allow me to introduce to you...the Martian nerve pinch!

or

MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Coochy, Coochy Coo!

[Robyn]

aliens: damn MM u are a good back scratcher

[Sapphic Amazon]

J'onn J'onzz dispenses Martian justice after catching two gelatinous aliens (named Ganef & Filcher) stealing from the Oreo cookie jar.

Sapphic Amazon