Caption this with a HIGNFY caption pic

[HellCat]

So following a link from Wikipedia I found a Have I Got News For You Fansite. Part of the site logged the occassional caption contests the show has and so...


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[Kaoru]

Hey god, is there anything you can do about this sun? I believe it is too bright.
- Well, good that you noticed I left it at high beam, otherwise you all woulda fried!
- Yeah, be more careful, please.

[Captain Highwind]

http://www.boomspeed.com/hellcat/CAPTION12.jpg

First elf: Intruder! The Keebler Tree's security system has been breached!

Elf with blue hat: Assume defensive positions!

[Carolina Red]

They shouldn't have set up house on the set of an Empire Carpet commercial