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EinBebop
04-01-2006, 10:34 AM
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/09/29/Shatner-inside.jpg


Substituting for an injured Triple H, William Shatner quickly dispatched John Cena Saturday night, unifying the WWE title with the UFP title. Henceforth, it will now be called the WWFP (World Wrestling Federation of Planets) title.

People were a bit confused because Shatner was wearing a Triple H wig. Shatner's post match promo only confused matters further. Some in attendance said it was "Triple H's best promo ever."

Speaking of which, two more dream matches for Wrestlemania, Shatner than challenged Patrick Stewart, who showed up with his Klingon muscle, Dorn. A beatdown ensued on Shatner ensued, but Leonard Nimoy ran in for the save and applied his deathlock on Dorn, making the big man tap.

At Wrestlemnia, Stewart will now challenge Shatner for the WWFP title, and Dorn and Nimoy will compete in a falls-count-anywhere-in-the galaxy match.

Edit: crap. meant friday night, of course.

VCXZX
04-01-2006, 10:40 AM
Its being rumored that Sean Connery will debut the night after Wrestlemania and start a program with Shatner culminating in a match at Backlash. Which will be a Kennel from Hell match. The match ends when the loser says "You're the man now dog!!"

Also Dorn and Nimoy might be a tag-team after Mania since some house show cards have revealed that they're teaming up against the rookie team of Zoidberg and Silent Bob. Oddly enough, these matches are also for the WWE tag-titles too.

New Noise
04-01-2006, 10:49 AM
What the heck? You took my idea!

Lord Dalek
04-01-2006, 10:50 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

New Noise
04-01-2006, 10:52 AM
This is a complete lie, Funaki won the WWE Championship! Don't believe him!

Mr. Pedro
04-01-2006, 10:52 AM
http://www.winbeam.com/~normanb/arquette/image012.jpg > Shatner.

New Noise
04-01-2006, 10:59 AM
http://www.winbeam.com/~normanb/arquette/image012.jpg > Shatner.

What the...?

SirLemming
04-01-2006, 11:57 AM
Well, they both know how to pause a lot during their speeches.

Jaguar
04-01-2006, 01:08 PM
http://www.winbeam.com/%7Enormanb/arquette/image012.jpg > Shatner.

Russo > Arquette > Shatner.

That is all.

Mr. Pedro
04-01-2006, 01:15 PM
Russo > Arquette > Shatner.

That is all.

Judy Bagwell > Russo > Arquette > Shatner.

Jaguar
04-01-2006, 01:35 PM
Agreed.

MGFanJay
04-01-2006, 09:13 PM
Judy only won the world tag title, therefore... Arquette>Judy Bagwell

g_UnIt_GaNsTa
04-01-2006, 09:14 PM
hay is for horses