SFAH: What You Missed on 24...

[Agent S7]

You know how in the first fifteen minutes of 24 the craziest <weedlecensor> happens?

Here's what I missed: MAY CONTAIN DAY 5 SPOILERS

Jack Bauer's son is the nation's only hope. Why? Because, you idiot, Jack Bauer REALLY died in the placed of David Palmer at the beginning. Didn't you know that? And President Logan actually hade a sex change at the beginning of Day 2, which we do not discover until Day 6, although it is hinted at.

Meanwhile, Chloe is attempting a romance with Lynn, who LOOKED like he died but didn't, the corpse simply being a cleverly disguised puppy corpse. Kim is actually Mr. T in an elaborate and shocking turn of events, and finally, during the last twelve minutes, you discover that the LAST TWO PARAGRAPHS were ENTIRELY FALSE.

...

OR WERE THEY?

~s7

[Carolina Red]

As Jack drives on the highway from Los Angeles to Ontairo, CA, he runs into something that could compromise his mission.

"One #4 without tomato..."
"(static voice)"
"Regular Coke please."

Then, as his cell phone goes off-
"Jack, get to the airport immediately!"
"Um, make that a large Coke."

While reading his morning paper, Tony comes to a sudden realization:
"You know, the White Sox sure look a lot better this year."

[Temple Fugate]

In the most shocking twist since Nina Myers cheated on Kate Warner; Kim decides to turn the tables when she kidnaps an entire sleeper cell using two highly trained cougars and the army RV from Stripes.