Dante Bunny
06-08-2001, 01:27 AM
[setting, at the Cartoon Network Office]
(work whistle blowing)
Father Time: We, the people at Cartoon Network, we give you the best entertaiment of cartoons we got!
Big Fat Baby: Do be do be do- (blows rasberries)
Loud Kiddington: loudly Here at Cartoon Network, we got the classic cartoons from Bugs Bunny to Daffy Duck!
[zoom to Bugs and Daffy]
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit Season.
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit season.
Bugs: Rabbit season.
Daffy: DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!!!
(Gunshots on Daffy, while Loud Kiddington and Bugs flinched during the gunshots. After gunshots, daffy walk towards Bugs.)
Daffy: You're Dispecible.
[Zoom to Pepper Mills at the set of Johnny Bravo]
Pepper Mills: Here at Cartoon Network, we got the cute and handsome hunks in the world! HA AH AH!!
(Johnny Bravo moves towards Pepper and wrap his arm around her)
Johnny Bravo: If you talking about handsome hunks, mama, then I am your man! (Johnny doing his famous pose in front of Pepper)
(Pepper hits Johnny Bravo in the head with her autograph book)
Pepper: EEEEWWWWW! Not you, muscle head! (looks at Carl and sexually walk towards that nerdy sidekick of J.B.)
Pepper: But you, you're so dreamy! HA HA AH!!!
Carl: (slyly) You want to see my comic book collection?
Pepper: eewww! so nerdy!
Carl: I got Sailor Moon!
Pepper: She's my favorite AH HA AHHA!!!!
(J.B. looks confused!)
Johnny: that don't make no sense! He a dweeb and I a hunk and he gets the chicks!
[ Zooms to Froggo and the Eds.]
Froggo: Here at Cartoon Network, we got the greatest activities we ever come up with. Like con some neighbor kids so we could get some tasty jawbreakers.
Eddy: Hey double-D, what's the 411 on Froggy!
Froggo: Froggo.
Eddy: Whatever!
Edd: He's fix bicycles, he is good at literature and he got a froggy voice, nobody knows!
Ed: To be or not to be, is that the question?
(the Kankers sisters came by to surprise the Eds' and Froggo)
Marie: Hey, punks!
(Eddy looks disgusted then he saw the Kankers.)
Eddy: Kankers!
May: I heard you got a new member of your group.
Lee: Yeah, and so do us, meet our newest member of the family, Elmyra Kanker!
Elmyra: Ooh, look at the cute Froggy face! What we going to do to them?
Kankers: We going to hug them, squeeze them.
all girls: and kiss them into itty bitty pieces. (Elmyra and the Kankers laughing evily)
[The Eds and Froggo sceams and run like....well you know! Zoom to Charity Cho Cho, Aka Pella, and Lucky Bob in the top secret Lab of Dexter]
Charity: Here at Cartoon Network, we do a lot of scientific experements. If we get Dee Dee to settle down.
(Cho Cho introducing Lucky Bob to Dexter)
Cho Cho: Hey Dexter, I'm Cho Cho, and this is Lucky Bob.
Lucky Bob: Hey yo!
Dexter: What are you doing in my lab-bore-a-tory?
Cho Cho: Lucky Bob is trying to hide away from Ginyu Force.
Lucky Bob: You are correct sir.
Dexter: Why do they called him Lucky?
Cho Cho: Ginyu Force been killed by the Z fighters.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Dexter: Why me?
(Dee Dee gigling and pressing the buttons in Dexter's Lab.)
Dee Dee: (to Charity, Cho Cho, and Lucky Bob) Don't just stand there like a stick in a mud, just help me push those buttons!
Aka Pella: Now you're talkin' my language, girlfreind! Let's help Dee girl out!
(the Histeria! Kid Chorus helping Dee Dee pressing all the the buttons)
Dexter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! OUT, OUT, OUT!!! AND STAY OUT!!!! (slams door)
Dee Dee: I'm not happy.
Charity: Hey, that's my line!
[Zooms to Toast, in The City of Townsville]
Toast: Here at Cartoon Network, dude, we got the awsome little crime-fighting babes yet, The Powerpuff Girls, they rule!
Blossom: That's right Toast!
Buttercup: We kick a lot of creeps to the curb!
Bubbles: Yeah! and show your appreacation we will give you a makeover!
Toast: What, no way, babes. That is sick for me.
Blossom: Girls, lets do it! (the girls jump on Toast and tie him up and put the dress on him!)
Bubbles: (give Toast the mirror) There, Toast, you look beautiful!
(Girls Giggling)
Toast: Next time, I visiting the characters of Dragon Ball Z!
[zoom back to Father Time and Big Fat Baby]
Father Time: And so, that concludes the tour of....
Announcer: Cartoon Network, the best place to turn for toons.
Father Time: Who's it that voice?
BFB: PLFFFFFTTTT!
The End
(work whistle blowing)
Father Time: We, the people at Cartoon Network, we give you the best entertaiment of cartoons we got!
Big Fat Baby: Do be do be do- (blows rasberries)
Loud Kiddington: loudly Here at Cartoon Network, we got the classic cartoons from Bugs Bunny to Daffy Duck!
[zoom to Bugs and Daffy]
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit Season.
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit season.
Bugs: Rabbit season.
Daffy: DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!!!
(Gunshots on Daffy, while Loud Kiddington and Bugs flinched during the gunshots. After gunshots, daffy walk towards Bugs.)
Daffy: You're Dispecible.
[Zoom to Pepper Mills at the set of Johnny Bravo]
Pepper Mills: Here at Cartoon Network, we got the cute and handsome hunks in the world! HA AH AH!!
(Johnny Bravo moves towards Pepper and wrap his arm around her)
Johnny Bravo: If you talking about handsome hunks, mama, then I am your man! (Johnny doing his famous pose in front of Pepper)
(Pepper hits Johnny Bravo in the head with her autograph book)
Pepper: EEEEWWWWW! Not you, muscle head! (looks at Carl and sexually walk towards that nerdy sidekick of J.B.)
Pepper: But you, you're so dreamy! HA HA AH!!!
Carl: (slyly) You want to see my comic book collection?
Pepper: eewww! so nerdy!
Carl: I got Sailor Moon!
Pepper: She's my favorite AH HA AHHA!!!!
(J.B. looks confused!)
Johnny: that don't make no sense! He a dweeb and I a hunk and he gets the chicks!
[ Zooms to Froggo and the Eds.]
Froggo: Here at Cartoon Network, we got the greatest activities we ever come up with. Like con some neighbor kids so we could get some tasty jawbreakers.
Eddy: Hey double-D, what's the 411 on Froggy!
Froggo: Froggo.
Eddy: Whatever!
Edd: He's fix bicycles, he is good at literature and he got a froggy voice, nobody knows!
Ed: To be or not to be, is that the question?
(the Kankers sisters came by to surprise the Eds' and Froggo)
Marie: Hey, punks!
(Eddy looks disgusted then he saw the Kankers.)
Eddy: Kankers!
May: I heard you got a new member of your group.
Lee: Yeah, and so do us, meet our newest member of the family, Elmyra Kanker!
Elmyra: Ooh, look at the cute Froggy face! What we going to do to them?
Kankers: We going to hug them, squeeze them.
all girls: and kiss them into itty bitty pieces. (Elmyra and the Kankers laughing evily)
[The Eds and Froggo sceams and run like....well you know! Zoom to Charity Cho Cho, Aka Pella, and Lucky Bob in the top secret Lab of Dexter]
Charity: Here at Cartoon Network, we do a lot of scientific experements. If we get Dee Dee to settle down.
(Cho Cho introducing Lucky Bob to Dexter)
Cho Cho: Hey Dexter, I'm Cho Cho, and this is Lucky Bob.
Lucky Bob: Hey yo!
Dexter: What are you doing in my lab-bore-a-tory?
Cho Cho: Lucky Bob is trying to hide away from Ginyu Force.
Lucky Bob: You are correct sir.
Dexter: Why do they called him Lucky?
Cho Cho: Ginyu Force been killed by the Z fighters.
Lucky Bob: Yes now!
Dexter: Why me?
(Dee Dee gigling and pressing the buttons in Dexter's Lab.)
Dee Dee: (to Charity, Cho Cho, and Lucky Bob) Don't just stand there like a stick in a mud, just help me push those buttons!
Aka Pella: Now you're talkin' my language, girlfreind! Let's help Dee girl out!
(the Histeria! Kid Chorus helping Dee Dee pressing all the the buttons)
Dexter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! OUT, OUT, OUT!!! AND STAY OUT!!!! (slams door)
Dee Dee: I'm not happy.
Charity: Hey, that's my line!
[Zooms to Toast, in The City of Townsville]
Toast: Here at Cartoon Network, dude, we got the awsome little crime-fighting babes yet, The Powerpuff Girls, they rule!
Blossom: That's right Toast!
Buttercup: We kick a lot of creeps to the curb!
Bubbles: Yeah! and show your appreacation we will give you a makeover!
Toast: What, no way, babes. That is sick for me.
Blossom: Girls, lets do it! (the girls jump on Toast and tie him up and put the dress on him!)
Bubbles: (give Toast the mirror) There, Toast, you look beautiful!
(Girls Giggling)
Toast: Next time, I visiting the characters of Dragon Ball Z!
[zoom back to Father Time and Big Fat Baby]
Father Time: And so, that concludes the tour of....
Announcer: Cartoon Network, the best place to turn for toons.
Father Time: Who's it that voice?
BFB: PLFFFFFTTTT!
The End