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Dante Bunny
06-08-2001, 01:27 AM
[setting, at the Cartoon Network Office]

(work whistle blowing)

Father Time: We, the people at Cartoon Network, we give you the best entertaiment of cartoons we got!

Big Fat Baby: Do be do be do- (blows rasberries)

Loud Kiddington: loudly Here at Cartoon Network, we got the classic cartoons from Bugs Bunny to Daffy Duck!

[zoom to Bugs and Daffy]

Bugs: Duck season.

Daffy: Rabbit Season.

Bugs: Duck season.

Daffy: Rabbit season.

Bugs: Rabbit season.

Daffy: DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!!!

(Gunshots on Daffy, while Loud Kiddington and Bugs flinched during the gunshots. After gunshots, daffy walk towards Bugs.)

Daffy: You're Dispecible.

[Zoom to Pepper Mills at the set of Johnny Bravo]

Pepper Mills: Here at Cartoon Network, we got the cute and handsome hunks in the world! HA AH AH!!

(Johnny Bravo moves towards Pepper and wrap his arm around her)

Johnny Bravo: If you talking about handsome hunks, mama, then I am your man! (Johnny doing his famous pose in front of Pepper)

(Pepper hits Johnny Bravo in the head with her autograph book)

Pepper: EEEEWWWWW! Not you, muscle head! (looks at Carl and sexually walk towards that nerdy sidekick of J.B.)

Pepper: But you, you're so dreamy! HA HA AH!!!

Carl: (slyly) You want to see my comic book collection?

Pepper: eewww! so nerdy!

Carl: I got Sailor Moon!

Pepper: She's my favorite AH HA AHHA!!!!

(J.B. looks confused!)

Johnny: that don't make no sense! He a dweeb and I a hunk and he gets the chicks!

[ Zooms to Froggo and the Eds.]

Froggo: Here at Cartoon Network, we got the greatest activities we ever come up with. Like con some neighbor kids so we could get some tasty jawbreakers.

Eddy: Hey double-D, what's the 411 on Froggy!

Froggo: Froggo.

Eddy: Whatever!

Edd: He's fix bicycles, he is good at literature and he got a froggy voice, nobody knows!

Ed: To be or not to be, is that the question?


(the Kankers sisters came by to surprise the Eds' and Froggo)

Marie: Hey, punks!

(Eddy looks disgusted then he saw the Kankers.)

Eddy: Kankers!

May: I heard you got a new member of your group.

Lee: Yeah, and so do us, meet our newest member of the family, Elmyra Kanker!

Elmyra: Ooh, look at the cute Froggy face! What we going to do to them?

Kankers: We going to hug them, squeeze them.

all girls: and kiss them into itty bitty pieces. (Elmyra and the Kankers laughing evily)

[The Eds and Froggo sceams and run like....well you know! Zoom to Charity Cho Cho, Aka Pella, and Lucky Bob in the top secret Lab of Dexter]

Charity: Here at Cartoon Network, we do a lot of scientific experements. If we get Dee Dee to settle down.

(Cho Cho introducing Lucky Bob to Dexter)

Cho Cho: Hey Dexter, I'm Cho Cho, and this is Lucky Bob.

Lucky Bob: Hey yo!

Dexter: What are you doing in my lab-bore-a-tory?

Cho Cho: Lucky Bob is trying to hide away from Ginyu Force.

Lucky Bob: You are correct sir.

Dexter: Why do they called him Lucky?

Cho Cho: Ginyu Force been killed by the Z fighters.

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Dexter: Why me?

(Dee Dee gigling and pressing the buttons in Dexter's Lab.)

Dee Dee: (to Charity, Cho Cho, and Lucky Bob) Don't just stand there like a stick in a mud, just help me push those buttons!

Aka Pella: Now you're talkin' my language, girlfreind! Let's help Dee girl out!

(the Histeria! Kid Chorus helping Dee Dee pressing all the the buttons)

Dexter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! OUT, OUT, OUT!!! AND STAY OUT!!!! (slams door)

Dee Dee: I'm not happy.

Charity: Hey, that's my line!

[Zooms to Toast, in The City of Townsville]

Toast: Here at Cartoon Network, dude, we got the awsome little crime-fighting babes yet, The Powerpuff Girls, they rule!

Blossom: That's right Toast!

Buttercup: We kick a lot of creeps to the curb!

Bubbles: Yeah! and show your appreacation we will give you a makeover!

Toast: What, no way, babes. That is sick for me.

Blossom: Girls, lets do it! (the girls jump on Toast and tie him up and put the dress on him!)

Bubbles: (give Toast the mirror) There, Toast, you look beautiful!
(Girls Giggling)

Toast: Next time, I visiting the characters of Dragon Ball Z!

[zoom back to Father Time and Big Fat Baby]

Father Time: And so, that concludes the tour of....

Announcer: Cartoon Network, the best place to turn for toons.

Father Time: Who's it that voice?

BFB: PLFFFFFTTTT!

The End

DR. BELCH
06-14-2001, 10:31 PM
Heh, heh. Elmyra as a Kanker. Strangely appropriate...I'm surpised, though, Pepper didn't think Johnny was Elvis....

Though CN has their own time-travel show, Time Squad. I don't think it's E/I, but they will have historical figures like Abe Lincoln, Confucius, and Sigmund Freud as well...the last one, of course, piqued my attention given my psychological bent....