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Majin Vegeta
01-02-2002, 09:50 PM
They can be from any show, any channel.

Mine are:

Terry McGinnis' brother from Batman Beyond, because he's such a pest, and he constantly makes fun of Terry and gets him into trouble.

Patrick Star from SpongeBob Squarepants, because this guy is a fat, pink, annoying loser who gets everyone into trouble, and he is dumb as dirt.

Harold (the big fat guy) from Hey Arnold, he's thirteen years old and he's in fourth grade. He is a sissy whose favorite thing to do is to make fun of peope and then cry to his mommy when he is scared. He robbed a store and stole ham, which his religion forbids eating, just because he was hungry. You can't get worse than this, folks.

Babidi, from DBZ. His laugh is annoying and he's a scheming jerk of a weakling. But hey, he's already dead, Piccolo killed him. Yay! :D

Any others?

Jowy Blight
01-02-2002, 10:08 PM
Uh, Babidi isn't dead, Buu will heal him.

Alaskanbullworm
01-02-2002, 10:11 PM
Hey what's wrong with me. Well, I can't say that everybody's opinions are wrong, so you can say what you want. (But I'm still the funniest)hee hee hee!
I would really like to beat up all of Klasky-Csupo's characters except for those on Ahh Real Monsters and Duckman, because they make too many shows that cut into better shows and they show these shows WAY TOO MUCH.

Naraht
01-02-2002, 10:13 PM
Majin Vegita...cause he a newbie...what? this thing's on?

Heh, umm..! HI!

Character's I'd like to beat up..just about everyone on the stupid soaps I'm forced to air. Marth Stewart...& Oprah.

=D

Alaskanbullworm
01-02-2002, 10:13 PM
Oh yea by the way the description of Patrick you gave is what makes me (Patrick) so funny.

Calhoun07
01-02-2002, 10:23 PM
Wesley Crusher from Star Trek the Next Generation and Neelix from Voyager. Why? Cuz they were annoying!

Captain Caps
01-02-2002, 10:46 PM
-Tim Taylor's (Tim Allen's) wife, kids, neighbor and co-workers from "Home Improvement". I (bleep)ing hated that show. Tim Taylor was just an innocent guy, an average joe who had some problems, but the way everybody made fun of him and made him out to be an idiot non compare, I felt for the guy. I've been brow-beaten, and so has he. I've wanted revenge on those who have tortured me, and I have written several alternate endings for the final episode of "Home Improvement" (none appropriate for the board). I just don't like seeing people get made fun of, because it reminds me of my painful past.

-Actually, come to think of it, if you're a character on a TV show and you make fun of the father, you automatically qualify for a beating. When I see dads being made fun of on sitcoms, I feel they're making fun of my dad (who died of a heart attack 7 years ago this April). My dad was a fine, decent upstanding man. You blitz a dad on TV, you're tarnishing the name of my father.

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

Jedi Knight
01-02-2002, 10:53 PM
I always wanted to beat up Screech from "Saved By the Bell". What the hell was up with that guy???

I especially hated him in that episode where he wants to beat up Zack 'cause he started going out with that other girl that Screech was in love with (was her name Lisa?). Man, I was hoping Zack would just beat the crap out of him.

Joe Tully
01-02-2002, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by calhoun07
Wesley Crusher from Star Trek the Next Generation and Neelix from Voyager. Why? Cuz they were annoying!

Yeah, Wesley was terrible. Wheaton leaving the show was the best thing to happen to it. He's on my list. I disagree on Neelix though.

How about Adric from Dr. Who? I couldn't stand that kid. Wesley vs. Adric would make for a good fight.

Carl from Jonny Bravo probably belongs on a lot of people's lists.

finbarlafume
01-03-2002, 08:53 AM
How about Adric from Dr. Who? I couldn't stand that kid. Wesley vs. Adric would make for a good fight.
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Adric was terrible.... and one of the few Dr. Who companions to be killed off. Who says the Cybermen are bad guys? :)

Majin Vegeta
01-03-2002, 10:39 AM
Well, Patrick Star is funny, but I wouldn't want him as my friend and if I ever met him in real ilfe, I'd kick his butt because he'd be so annoying.

Failure
01-03-2002, 11:01 AM
Buffy and Angel anytime they get together. Particularly Buffy. That angsty stuff between them is the so annoying. It's why I wont be getting any Buffy DVDs when they're released, except maybe last season's.

Nightflower
01-03-2002, 11:08 AM
Riley from Buffy's fourth season, just because he was so pointless.

A lot of the times I feel like beating up Jade from Jackie Chan. And Kitty Pryde when she keeps talking like the way she usually does in X-men: Evolution.

Neelix and the Doctor from Voyager.

Alex from the Mummy.

Basically any precocious kids added for cuteness factor, and comic relief characters that aren't effective.

And if we're allowed to do movies, the General dude from Final Fantasy: TSW.

Majin Vegeta
01-03-2002, 11:16 AM
Mandark form Dexter's Lab. A cheating, pilfering, nerd of a so-called genius who has even less common sense than Dexter (if that is possible).

One thing most of these people have in common: Their voices SUCK!

Ricochet
01-03-2002, 12:03 PM
I would first of all gladly beat up the entire Rocket Power cast.

Then I would move to Wesley Crusher ("Mom, I wanna save the ship now! It's not fair! Picard always gets to save the ship..." :mad: )

Finally I would make Richard Simmons's day very unhappy. :D

-- Ric :cool:

Failure
01-03-2002, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower
Riley from Buffy's fourth season, just because he was so pointless.

Uh oh, bad news for you then :eek: . According to Whedon, Riley will be coming back sometime during this season.

The 4th season was so bad, that whole initiative thing made me think of the Power Rangers. The only thing good that came from that was Spike's chip. And now, even that plot's getting wishy-washy.

Nightflower
01-03-2002, 12:41 PM
Spike's chip= plot device used as plausible reason for why Spike became a regular cast member. I mean, without it, you're basically looking at a sort of "Blast! My dastardly scheme is again foiled by the Scooby Gang!" routine. A crappy plot, but I can't think of a better one, can you?

Ew.....I can't think of one person who really liked Riley. Not only is his face bland, but his character is too, and their relationship was rushed so much that it was fairly obvious they were trying to make the viewers forget about Angel.

Then again, I've never really liked Buffy after the second season. So if you were to REALLY ask me, I'd want to beat up Dawn, Tara, Willow post-third season, and Glory. Not Spike, he's yummy, and not Anya, she's actually pretty funny.

joker
01-03-2002, 01:36 PM
im surpriesed no on has said jar jar binks by now.......

Failure
01-03-2002, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower
Spike's chip= plot device used as plausible reason for why Spike became a regular cast member. I mean, without it, you're basically looking at a sort of "Blast! My dastardly scheme is again by the Scooby Gang!" routine. A crappy plot, but I can't think of a better one, can you?

Ew.....I can't think of one person who really liked Riley. Not only is his face bland, but his character is too, and their relationship was rushed so much that it was fairly obvious they were trying to make the viewers forget about Angel.

Then again, I've never really liked Buffy after the second season. So if you were to REALLY ask me, I'd want to beat up Dawn, Tara, Willow post-third season, and Glory. Not Spike, he's yummy, and not Anya, she's actually pretty funny.

The more Spike, the better, the chip plot was going great until it started ending up as softcore porn. Oh yeah, I'd like to beat up Willow as well, I've never liked her much and like her even less nowadays.

finbarlafume
01-03-2002, 02:10 PM
im surpriesed no on has said jar jar binks by now......
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I'll probably be shot for saying this, but I actually liked Jar Jar. Yeah, his slapstick routines were slightly overdone but Obi Wan and the others were so grim throughout that a bit of light relief was needed. ( Neeson and McGreggor's characters just didn't have the same spark that made the original trilogy's line up such a joy to watch )
Young Anakin on the other hand was the most annoying kid in movie history and really got on my nerves.
Thankfully, he's much older in the next one.

DarthGonzo
01-03-2002, 02:46 PM
Here..I'll just lump em all together

Tom Green, Michelle from Full House, Carl from Johnny Bravo, all the characters from Rocket Power, As Told by Ginger and The Wild Thornberries, Ash from Pokemon, Harriet Brindle from Small Wonder, Wilber Cobb from Ren and Stimpy, STEVE URKEL, and the entire cast of Seventh Heaven.

Batman 80
01-03-2002, 02:57 PM
Max from Batman Beyond. I never had so much dislike for a animated character.

Nightflower
01-03-2002, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by hot rod
Max from Batman Beyond. I never had so much dislike for a animated character.

I wasn't going to mention it until you did :)

Oooh! And ANY incarnations of the Olsen twins!

JustJack
01-03-2002, 03:12 PM
Everyone on Nick EXCEPT for Invader ZIMs cast. I love everyone on that show! :D

The Hosts for GAS? I hate all of them. Especially that lead guy...If I could, I would tie them all to chairs with duct-tape, then pour gasoline all over them, & light them on fire. hehe...I really don't like them. :p

I hate RocketPower with a passion..
As Told By Ginger..that show really doesn't bother me(I dunno..), but that girl with "Max"s voice(Max from BB?)...Yeah, I'd beat her up..

The Rugrats...*sigh*...Tommy has had several holiday specials, a couple birthday episodes(I think), and he has a brother...but he's still in diapers?..........uh...... :confused:

But, Invader ZIM...ahhh...I love that show. Gir..Dib..Gaz...ZIM!...ahh...relief. ;) :D

DR. BELCH
01-03-2002, 03:55 PM
*That guy from the 7-Up commercials
*Chris Elliot (Get A Life, There's Something About Mary, Saturday Night Live)
*Jack Malloy on Unhappily Ever After, and I'd wear an Al Bundy rubber mask and football jersey while doing it-- ;)
*Towelie on South Park
*Eustace on Courage the Cowardly Dog

Calhoun07
01-03-2002, 04:12 PM
How about the Pepsi girl from the commercials? She got a break in Paulie and hasn't left us since. She deserves to be beat for a while.

Danielle
01-03-2002, 05:00 PM
These characters don't have to be animated, do they? In that case, any "cool boy bands". (Yup. They're characters. They are, in fact, test dummies. But you didn't hear it from me! ;) ). And Carrot Top. You know Carrot Top.


As for animated characters; South Park. Sheesh, no one has mentioned them yet! What's the matter with you people?! :p

Nightflower
01-03-2002, 06:51 PM
That IRRITATING vacuous blonde in the Old Navy commercials.

JustJack
01-03-2002, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower
That IRRITATING vacuous blonde in the Old Navy commercials.

DUDE! I SO HATE HER! Just by looking at her is enough to make me run off on a cussing tangent! :p ;) And then she starts talking...oye...mind boggling.... :confused: :eek:

Alaskanbullworm
01-03-2002, 08:02 PM
How about the N-Stynks, the very stupid Butt Ugly Martians on Nick, and Jim Carrey a little, because he should stick to comedy.

The Mad Hatter
01-03-2002, 08:54 PM
Argh, the Pepsi girl! Regal Cinemas used her (doing Clint Eastwood) for their "don't talk, buy some candy" sequence for over a year! And that was in the best theater in town! Gah!

Also, Pikachu. That's why Super Smash Bros. Melee is a dream for me...

Majin Vegeta
01-03-2002, 11:28 PM
I hate Eustace too, he's so mean. He's funny when something bad happens to him, and that is in every episode, but he is very mean.

The Rocket Power cast is shallow and immature. The only so-called "cool" thing about that show is their wierd language, but that's meant to impress little kids. I hate that show.

The Wild Thornberries- what in the world happened to their lips? They are oval! The characters are positively ugly!

My additions to the hate list:

Every single character in "Ed, Edd, and Eddy", especially the yellow retarded kid.

And... Um... it's too late at night, okay. I'm going to bed. Bye.

Failure
01-03-2002, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by The Mad Hatter
Argh, the Pepsi girl! Regal Cinemas used her (doing Clint Eastwood) for their "don't talk, buy some candy" sequence for over a year! And that was in the best theater in town! Gah!

Also, Pikachu. That's why Super Smash Bros. Melee is a dream for me...

I like Pikachu :(

If we're getting Pokemon involved, Jigglypuff has got to go. Talk about 1-dimensional.

Lodoss War Fan
01-03-2002, 11:55 PM
All of nsync ! and the idiotic screaming fans of theirs

Majin Vegeta
01-04-2002, 10:38 AM
Oh, I found one last night-

J. B. Halliburton, that big fat nerd from "The Famous Jett Jackson" on Disney Channel. He's there for comedic relief, but he does nothing of the sort, he just annoys the world. And as usual, his nasal voice sucks, not to mention his corny dialogue.

Lonestarr
01-04-2002, 11:25 AM
Animated:

Dog (CatDog; oh, hell, everyone on the show except Cat deserves a good thrashing)
Sabrina (Sabrina: TAS; I have yet to see a more unlikable lead character in an animated program)
each of the students on "The Kids from Room 402"
Miranda, Nina, Gem and Lasienica (sp?) from, respectively, "As Told by Ginger", "Braceface", "Sabrina: TAS" and "The Proud Family" (I mention these snotty, heartless girls together because they are, quite frankly, the same one-note character)
Eustace (Courage the Cowardly Dog; c'mon, what list of unlikable characters is complete without this old crank?)
the Canker sisters (Ed, Edd and Eddy; their existence is absolutely pointless. Don't the boys suffer enough from Ed and Eddy's collective ignorance, not to mention Ed's dragon-lady sister?)
Carl and Johnny (second season Johnny Bravo; I shouldn't have to explain why they're here)
Sid (Hey Arnold!; the writers have had many opportunities to have this character grow, but, unlike with Harold, they've squandered those chances on this idiotic goofball)
Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory; I could swear that she does stuff to Dexter on purpose)

Live-Action:

Lois (Malcolm in the Middle; with all that yelling, what is she, on drugs?!)
Tom Green (I was indifferent to his show, but then he blighted cinema with "Freddy Got Fingered". The fact that he can make a film and not someone like me earns him a permanent spot on this list)

That's all I can think of...for now.

Also, did anyone catch the movie reference in my post subject?

Majin Vegeta
01-04-2002, 11:35 AM
The Gross Sisters, from the Pround Family.

Rhonda Wellington Lloyd, from Hey Arnold. She's the preppy girl in the red. If she's so rich, why can't she get some new clothes.

Scythemantis
01-04-2002, 12:08 PM
Vernon,from ninja turtles.

Majin Vegeta
01-04-2002, 12:13 PM
The Gang Green Gang, from the PPG.

Nightflower
01-04-2002, 01:00 PM
Venus de Milo from the live-action ninja turtles series.

*pause*

Come to think about it, every single character and object that was in that god-awful series. (They weren't even teenaged and mutant!)

Majin Vegeta
01-04-2002, 03:30 PM
All the preps in every single show on TV, I hate preps from the bottom of my heart.

Golden Age Flash
01-04-2002, 09:14 PM
gotta be a 3 way tie between Jar Jar Binks, Max, and any Bob Costas baseball coverage....

Calico
01-05-2002, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by Failure


I like Pikachu :(



Hey Failure I like Pikachu too! And I think your Pika avatars are cool :cool:

Characters to smash:

Melanie from Batman Beyond

Talia as seen on BB (it's been too long since I've seen her on TAS, but oh was she annoying in that one BB episode)

Kitty from Xmen:Evolution

The Olsen Twins

Urkel

Sango
01-05-2002, 02:29 AM
The first people who come to my mind would be the Olsen twins! I cannot tell you how much I hate those two...I guess people used to think they were cute when they were babies. I know I didn't, but I guess somebody did...And now they think people want to watch their crappy videos and buy their merchandise from Wal-Mart. I hate their "Real Clothes for Real Girls" line. They always talk about how they're just regular girls. And they're so preppy! Sorry for rambling, but I despise them...If I see one more Olsen twins marathon on ABC Family I'm going to snap!! :mad:

Hmmm...let me see who else...About any nagging woman on TV. I hate women who act like that...I noticed most of the people I would mention have already been mentioned such as the 7th Heaven cast (especially that old hag on there :p ) and Jill from Tool Time. I also would love to beat up the kids on Rocket Power! My little cousin even wrote a fanfic about Otto Rocket getting killed...hehe ;) And I cant' stand the Pepsi Girl either. Anyway, that's all I can think of for right now.

rmarti3926
01-05-2002, 06:54 AM
Let's see...

- Barbie (I hate girls toys :mad: )
- GI Joe (especially the cartoon) (he removes the grim realities and horrors of war and makes war fun! :( )
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Jim Carrey SHOULD NOT have started his film career with that jerk! :mad: )
- Tom Hanks (he hasn't had a box office bomb since "The Bonfire of the Vanities" :mad: )
- Dr. Carter (Noah Wyle) from ER (he's a nice-guy-type jerk :mad: )
- Odo for Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (he's a rude and forceful jerk who scares the living hell out of me and never knows how to lighten up :( )
- Neelix from Star Trek: Voyager (he's a jerk)
- The Holographic Doctor from Star Trek: Voyager (he's annoying :mad: )
- Captain Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager (she's too confident :confused: )
- Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory) (I'm doing it for Dexter ;) )
- DIC Entertainment
- The citizens of Townsville (from the Powerpuff Girls episode "Too Pooped to Puff")
- That Mole guy from Atlantis: The Lost Empire (he's a jerk :mad: )
- Mushu from Mulan (he ruined the whole damn movie! and he's a jerk :mad: )
- Qusimondo from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame
- Real life composer Alan Menken
- Bonkers D. Bobcat from Disney's Bonkers (pre-Miranda Wright)
- Kain Blueriver from Lost Universe (he's a jerk)
- All the Z-Fighters from Dragonball Z (they're grim, serious, angry, musle-flexed, shouting, fight-fight-all-the-time morons:( )
- Winnie the Pooh and all his friends
- Peter Pan (The Disney version) (he's a jerk :mad: )
- Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty (he's a jerk :mad: )
- BOTH Beavis and Butthead (they're brainless, stupid jerks :mad: )
- The Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt
- Howard Stern (he's a demonizing jerk :mad: )
- Rock singer Marilyn Mason
- Osama Bin Laden
- President George W. Bush
- Mickey Mouse (he made my life a living hell! :mad: )
- Li Showran from Cardcaptors

And oh yeah... Tom Greene, Steve Urkel and The Olson Twins! :mad:

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
JAR JAR BINKS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Naraht
01-05-2002, 07:35 AM
@least no one's mentioned me! =D

All this hate...bubbleing, seething....it's not healthy. I assume it's because Everyone is airing re-runs, and the in a month, everyone will feel betterer.

Of course...that doesn't stop me from wanting to pound

Any power ranger.
The "Nerd" Power Ranger twice
Team Rocket (not cause their evil, but because if they'd just get a real job, they'd be happier...but they seem to think it's cool being evil, and just make asses of themselves.)
Anyone on Dexter's Lab. I never liked that show, and the fact that it's uber-popular angers me.
Jay Leno.

Failure
01-05-2002, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Calico
Hey Failure I like Pikachu too! And I think your Pika avatars are cool :cool:

Thanks Calico!

SilentBobWooHoo
01-05-2002, 11:07 AM
I like to see Superman get the hell beat out of him even though I read his comics...and I'd love to beat the hell out of Jar Jar Bins (that sad bastard ruined Episode 1!!!)

Elven Moon
01-05-2002, 11:12 AM
The Olsen Twins... I thought after Full House they'd just go away, but they're still around... now they have a cartoon, several videos and movies, a clothes line, dolls, TV shows, etc. And I really, really want to beat their little preppy brains out :eek: Must... resist... fist of death!

Hmmm... and Mickey Mouse, maybe? His voice really gets on my nerves.

Ricochet
01-05-2002, 11:35 AM
Ah yes, those preppy, ignorant Olsen Twins... Y'know how they do their little "teen girls trying to make it in school bit?" Well guess what: they've neer been in a real school in their lives! Oy.

The Pepsi girl

Osama (nuclear powered deathstick for this guy; our "session" will exceed beating)

Jay Leno

Rosie 'O Donnell

Oprah

Martha Stewart

NewMaxFranklin
01-05-2002, 12:12 PM
Just about every Radio "Personality," working in LA. They are the most pompous, loathsome, petty and spiteful SOB's on the face of the planet. I don't think the traffic has as much to do with road-rage as the fact that the airwaves are dominated by evil bastards.

Jowy Blight
01-05-2002, 04:24 PM
So much hate in the world. :D

Anyway, I'd beat up

The Olsen Twins: Why will they not go away! Who is leting this evil continue?

Osama: I'm amazed that so few people have said anything about him. Then again, I wouldn't just beat him, I'd kill him. ::insert evil smile here:::

Power Rangers: I'll get them back for what happened to Sonic.

The Rocket power crew: [Everthing said here has been banned from the U.S.A.]

N'Sync and there fans: They and their fans need beatings.

I'll try to think up more later.

Majin Vegeta
01-05-2002, 09:01 PM
Whoa, when I started this thread I never thought it would grow into such a hate arena. :eek: Oh well, let all of your anger out here. :D:):p

I think the Olsen twins may be over-broadcasted, but they're cute. :D

Nightflower
01-05-2002, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Majin Vegeta
Whoa, when I started this thread I never thought it would grow into such a hate arena. :eek: Oh well, let all of your anger out here. :D:):p

I think the Olsen twins may be over-broadcasted, but they're cute. :D

Good God, you did NOT just say that! *claps hands over eyes* La la la, I'm not reading.

(Of-course-no-one-has-a-wrong-opinion-and-everyone-is-freely-entitled-to-theirs-in-a-democratic-society. )

Someone from this board said they looked like troll dolls and I wholeheartedly agree.

Sango
01-05-2002, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower


Someone from this board said they looked like troll dolls and I wholeheartedly agree.

LOL!! I agree wholeheartedly, too, now that I think of it. They do look like troll dolls! I'm going to go ahead and stop about them now or I'll write another page about how much I hate them. ;)

I just thought of some people I'd like to add to my list. Has anyone heard of that PBS show "Zoom?" My sister watches it occasionally and I can't stand it! I really hate that one girl on there named Caroline or Carolyn, something like that...Her voice is so squeaky. And the fat kid on there wears a shirt that looks like a girl's shirt...

I told you about my cousin's fanfic earlier and I found it at Fanfiction.net so if anyone wants to read it they can. It's not great considering she was 12 when she wrote it. I really don't care about it lacking a plot, though, I'm just happy Otto is dead in it! :D :cool:

http://fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=365676

Oh, and my sister just reminded me of how much I hate Chuckie Finster. :rolleyes:

Maxie Zeus
01-05-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower
Someone from this board said they looked like troll dolls and I wholeheartedly agree.

I may have said it, but I was quoting Space Ghost. He's the one I heard who first made that discovery. :bosko:

JustJack
01-05-2002, 10:34 PM
And so what have we learned from this experience?


Thats right...


We all have just enough time on our hands to hate fictional characters, 'that much' :D
As for the real-life people we wish to beat up....thats fair game in my book ;)

don Jaime
01-06-2002, 01:04 AM
Holy Mother of God. Sango's cousin's fanfic was MST'ed by Pietro in these very forums! I'm going to hide before someone I know shows up.

Sango
01-06-2002, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by don Jaime
Holy Mother of God. Sango's cousin's fanfic was MST'ed by Pietro in these very forums! I'm going to hide before someone I know shows up.

Give me the link!! I want to see this. :D It really did deserve to be MSTed!

Sango
01-06-2002, 08:22 PM
Never mind...I found it. I'm going to have to show this to her...hehe :D

http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6098

Mackenzie Rainelle
01-06-2002, 08:38 PM
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Kain Blueriver from Lost Universe (he's a jerk)

Y'gonna try and beat up Lina Inverse too? 'Cause that's who he's supposed to be the Alternate Universe counterpart to....Oh, I can see it now:

"FIREBAAAAALL, KaPOW!!!"


- Winnie the Pooh and all his friends

Awwwww, no! I grew up with that cartoon, it was the first animated thing I ever saw! It has sentimental value!

Anyway, my people to kill would be:

Naraku, from Inu-Yasha. He's a first-class $%&$^#@*^&&^$.

That new chick, Paige, or whatever her name is on Charmed.

The Olsen Twins, no contest. They were cute when they were too little to talk.

Shreient from Weiss Kreuz....The only people who have the unique ability to piss off BOTH of the other assassin teams in that show. Not to mention a couple of them have REALLY painful voices.

Hisoka from Yami no Matsuei. I hate this brat....Disturbing past or not, he's a shoujo *****. (Yes, I said SHOUJO ***** about a guy, there's a reason for that.......really!)

Kitty from X-Men Evolution....::growls darkly::

And I'll probably think of some more later....

Overkill of ASE
01-06-2002, 08:40 PM
Rini of Sailor Moon fame.

Yuli of Ronin Warriors fame.

Most of the cast on MSG.

Skiptastic
01-06-2002, 08:49 PM
Rini from Sailor Moon. That little biznitch (is that cool with the PG rules?) just asks to be kicked square in her pompous face every time I see her.

Theres actually too many people I wanna beat up, but Ill take her as my top choice.

Mackenzie Rainelle
01-06-2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Overkill of ASE

Yuli of Ronin Warriors fame.



Augh, I knew I forgot someone!! Forget beating him, I wanna see Byakuen eat him....- -;;;

SilverKnight
01-07-2002, 02:10 AM
>clears throat< Okay, in no particular order...and pardon my french ahead of time.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE FOUL LANGUAGE, SKIP THIS POST NOW!

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You've been warned. Now, >ahem<...

1. The Olsen Twins, because they CAN'T ACT.
2. Pikachu should die a slow and painful death. Throw him into a pool or drown him or something. Fry, you little bastard. FRY!
3. The entire Rocket Power cast becuase only retarded three year olds could ever see the worth in it.
4. Spellbinder, because he has REALLY bad fashion sense, and he's a pansy.
5. The entire cast of the Power Rangers, now and previous becuase the show is a friggin' waste of airtime that could be taken up with better shows like...well, ANYTHING is better than the Power Rangers.
6. Speaking of which, Barney should burn in the fiery pits of Hell for all eternity. Burn you purple polyester freak! >ahem<
7. Tom Green because he's not funny, and he's butt-ugly.
8. Carrot Top: see reasons above.
9. Rob Schneider: again, see reasons above.
10. The entire cast of Scary Movie 2, because their movie was raunchy, and entirely pointless.
11. Steve Urkel, because if he laughs one more time, I'm gonna rip his tongue out and strangle him with it.
12. Cait Sith of Final Fantasy VII because he can't do jack.
13. Winnie the Pooh should be impaled and served roasted to a crisp. If anyone agrees with me, you should search for a story called "Pooh Goes Ape****". Trust me, it's worth your time.
14. And while I'm at it, Christopher Robin, because he's a wuss and a snot nosed little punk. >ahem<
15. The entire cast of Sailor Moon, because their voices are REALLY annoying, and they all repeat the same sentence over and over.
16. Chi-Chi and Bulma from DBZ because they give women bad names.
17. Neelix, because he's a whiny little [edited].
18. Wesley Crusher: see reasons above.
19. Marina Sirtis, becuase she CAN'T ACT.
20. Luke Skywalker, because he's a wussie that doesn't deserve to be a Jedi. Obi-Wan, however, kicks the eternal ass.
21. The entire cast of Star Wars: Episode I because the movie was a waste of my time, and because they believed that good graphics were better than plot. Damn money-grubbing [edited].
22. And on a similar vein, George Lucas, because he creates movies with good graphics but meaningless plots.
23. Jogurt, Arthur, and Vankar from Shining Force, because they suck immensely.
24. Metallica, because they shut down Napster.
25. Martha Stewart, because she is NOT all that and a bag of home-made chips...>growls<
26. Just about everyone from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine because the show bored me to tears. (But it's only my opinion.)
27. The Jerry Lewis impersonator in Animaniacs because his voice pissed me off.
28. Everyone on Fanfiction.net that doesn't bother to run a spell-checker, or only writes three word stories and clogs up the server with their crap. But I'm speaking of no-one specific, so don't worry. It's just a general complaint. >ahem<
29. The entire cast of "Batman and Robin", because that movie not only insulted me as a Batman fan, it insulted me as a human being.
30. And last, but most certinaly not least, every cast member of every Reality TV show to date, because they're the most self-serving, egotistical, shallow, pretentious, pompous, arrogant, sorry excuses for scum-sucking pigs I've ever laid eyes upon.

Oh, and Dave Letterman sucks too.

>ahem< Yeah, I have a whole lotta issues, don't I? (Again, I apologize for my language.) Well, anywho...>goes off to Anger Management Class< :D

Cassandra
01-07-2002, 03:14 AM
OOoooh...(rubbs hands together)I like this thread...
I hate-
Ed, the scawny kid from Cowboy BeBop
Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo
Neil Diamond
the Superfriends
Wonder Woman (JLA cartoon)
George Clooney as Batman
Anyone involved in making Batman Forever
Full House and cast
Sailor Moon
Actors in Soap Operas
Dawson's Creek
Gilmore girls (snarl)
Anyone involved in making Batman forever, and
Neil Diamond
Neil Diamond
Neil Diamond

Batman 80
01-07-2002, 05:07 PM
I can't believe I forgot that cry baby Yuli from Ronin Warriors. I'd also like to beat up any Looney Toon characters. I can't stand them.

Jowy Blight
01-07-2002, 06:33 PM
21. The entire cast of Star Wars: Episode I because the movie was a waste of my time, and because they believed that good graphics were better than plot. Damn money-grubbing [edited].

You forgot the Final Fantasy:TSW movie, it was pretty much the same thing.

Ruffian
01-07-2002, 09:17 PM
Sailor Scouts (I can see why some people like it, my little sister's one of them, but not my cup of tea, plus I find them annoying)
Tom Cruise (overacting ever since Jerry Maguire :rolleyes: )
Joel Schumacher (I don't think I need to explain this one :p )
Hallmark (for keeping She-Ra and He-Man in their dusty vaults :mad: )
Farmer Brown and the Farmer Brown lookalike from that Supergirl crossover (bad bad episodes)

I'm sure there's more, but these are the people, real or made up, that cross my mind that I would like to beat up.

mbaker
01-09-2002, 08:04 AM
Here's who i'd like to see get beat up.

Disney Channel
(For editing the old cartoon shorts, as well as some "DuckTales" episodes, and for alowing crappy shows to get made.)
Doug
(Doug should get "milked" by SuperCow!)
Stanley
(Have The Tazmanian Devil finish him off!)
Pepper Ann
Lizzie Miguire
(Have The Powerpuff Girls beat her up!)
Even Stevens
(Retarded Show!)
So Wierd
(What was Makenzi Phillips thinking?)
Got Milk?
(Retarted Commercials, except for the "Powerpuff" ones.)
Carrot Top
(He needs to be run over by a bus)
The Zoog Bots
(Have either the Autobots, or the Decepticons destroy them.)
Tom Cruise
(overacting, and egotistical ever since "Jerry Maguire".)
Brad Pitt
(Same as Tom Cruise.)
David Arquete
(Same as Brad Pitt)
Mark McGrath
(Same as Brad Pitt)
Jennifer Aniston
(Who care about your stupid little hair do?!? I don't!)
Joel Schumacher
(The last two Bat films.)
Hallmark
(for keeping She-Ra and He-Man in their dusty vaults.)
Backstreet Boys
(Two of them got in trouble.)
Barney
('Nuff said.)
Gangsta Rappers
(Don't they have any shame what so ever?)
Strangers With Candy
(Good premise, Poorly executed)
The Book Of Pooh
(Wasn't the animated Pooh enoouh?!?)
Studios who put forced trailers on DVDs
(Disney come to mind except for their 2 disc sets.)
Geico Direct
(Retarded Commercials!)
Tom Green
('Nuff said)
Bear in The Big Blue House
Joan Rivers
(For the worst "E! True Hollywood Story" episode ever.)
Treckies
(Gotta feel sorry for them)
Daytime Taklshow Hosts
(Jerry Springer, Ricki Lake, Jenny Jones, and Geraldo Rivera come to mind.)
Power Rangers,
(waste of airtime that could be taken up with better shows)
Rocket Power
(Same as Power Rangers)
The Famous Jett Jackson
('Nuff said)
Nickelodeon
(For firing John K., buying "Animaniacs" from Cartoon Network, and doing a hack job on the opening. Same with "Pinky & The Brain")
Saved By The Bell
(The first few seasons were enough for me thanks)
TV Guide Channel
(Don't even get me started on "90 Second Life Story"!)
Movie Surfers
(God I hate those brats!!!)
Jim Carrey
(For doing "The Grinch", and "Me Myself, and Irean")

There are so many others i could name out. I'm glad i found this thread. It let me blow off some steam. Hope i didn't sound too crule.

Thad Komorowski
01-09-2002, 09:45 PM
Scooby Doo- WHY is he so popular??!! Hey can't even speak correct English! To put in the words of Kent Brockman (off The Simpsons), "No kids will be crying when this doggie's put to sleep..."


Oh, and let's not forget the cast of The Amanda Show and All That! Man, I'm a kid, and even I think these shows are so anti-adult! Many someone needs to pull out a machine gun on that Amanda Bynes. :D




-Thad

Nightflower
01-09-2002, 09:59 PM
There's a show called "The Amanda Show"?

SilentBobWooHoo
01-09-2002, 10:01 PM
Yes there is...although I've only watched it once because 'tis painful to watch.

SilverKnight
01-10-2002, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Jowy Blight


You forgot the Final Fantasy:TSW movie, it was pretty much the same thing.

Never watched it and never wanted to. While The Final Fantasy games are pretty cool to play and have a semi-decent plot, their characters are ALWAYS (and I DO mean always) left in the dust. They're underdeveloped, corny, stereotypical, and REALLY freaky lookin'. I mean, come on, what the hell's up with Cloud's hair? It defies the laws of physics. >ahem<

Yes, Disney bites the big one. Why? Because they DON'T SHOW CARTOONS. No Tailspin, no DuckTales, no Darkwing Duck. Or if they do, they're at insane times that I can't possibly hope to watch them. But I'm ranting again. >ahem<

Every episode of All That! should be locked into a huge safe, shuttled into space, and nuked with extreme prejudice. In my humble opinion. :)

Manhunter
01-10-2002, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Danielle
And Carrot Top. You know Carrot Top.

Every time I see him,I wonder "why does this jackass have a career?" That,and the fact that he looks like the result of a one-night stand between Pippi Longstocking and the Joker.

SilverKnight
01-10-2002, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Manhunter


Every time I see him,I wonder "why does this jackass have a career?" That,and the fact that he looks like the result of a one-night stand between Pippi Longstocking and the Joker.

Eeeeeeeeewwww...that's a REALLY bad image, man. >shudders< But, yeah, you got a point. >adds Pippi Longstocking to personal hit list< :D

Zorakfan
01-10-2002, 05:25 PM
OKeydoke, Who to put to death eh?

Every last single embodiment of a personality on Nickelodean, excepting the cast of Rocko, Angry Beavers, and Zim.
Dee Dee from dexter's lab, because I she sets back the course of science and should die
Carrot Top
Jar Jar binks
Cast of Final Fantasy movie, for defiling the FF name

There's more, but that's off the top of my head right now.

Zero Yuy
01-10-2002, 07:28 PM
Relena Peacecraft of Gundam Wing.

NUFF SAID.

Crazy8s
01-10-2002, 09:05 PM
I can go way back with these!

Quacky Doodle--I wanted to roast him on a spit!

BamBam--I wanted to beat him with his own club!

The new unimproved Janine Melnitz--I just wanted to b**ch slap her into oblivion!

The entire cast of the Slimer version of RGB! Kill 'em all!

Eduardo and Garrett from Extreme Ghostbusters. What an irritating pair. I'd poop on one and cover him up with the other!

Jade Chan--If ever there was a cause for child abuse, she's it!!!

The annoying and stupid villains in Cybersix--all in need of atomic wedgies!

Sailor Moon and all those stupid scouts. Bury the whole shallow bunch at sea! But especially Sailor Moon!

austin norsworthy
01-21-2002, 02:21 PM
here's my picks.



1: the entire cast from digimon. god they are so annoying.
2: brock from pokemon for obvius reasons.
3: misty from pokemon because she's a brat.
4: team rocket from pokemon for obvius reasons.
5: matt from batman beyond because he such a jerk.
6. dana from BB because she's a jerk.
7. bruce from bb because he is another jerk.
8. barbara from BB see above.


I love this topic.

Fantasie117
01-21-2002, 03:31 PM
Lana Lang and Victoria Hardwick from Smallville. The actresses can't act, and it reflects negatively on their characters. Victoria Hardwick would've been a great character, but Kelly Brook makes her real accent sound fake! And I want to see Kristen Kreuk say a line with some kind of emotion just once. Is that too much to ask??

Scythemantis
01-21-2002, 04:15 PM
Hey,team rocket is the only good thing IN pokemon!!!!!!!!!

austin norsworthy
01-21-2002, 04:19 PM
Now, now, everyone is entitled to their own opinuin.

The Dork Knight
01-29-2002, 10:06 PM
I HATE Carrot Top.
I HATE NSYNC.
I HATE the cast of Slugbrats.
I HATE the cast of Rocket Power.
I HATE the cast of All That.
I HATE the cast of The Amanda Show.
I HATE Nickelodeon for canceling SBSP and IZ.

- Foley Is Good

Momijii
01-30-2002, 02:33 AM
I say Pikachu from Pokemon!
Nuff said.

Blue Priestess
01-30-2002, 10:23 AM
Hmm... Everyone got to the biggies already, so I'll just add a few more I've always wanted to hurt. (And I'm happy someone else was annoyed with the Cybersix villains, too.)

1.) The mother from Malcolm in the Middle--Good Lord, she's annoying!
2.) Rose and Emma from Metal Gear Solid 2 (although you sorta can push Emma into land mines...)
3.) Just about every heroine Jennifer Hale has voiced (that woman knows one personality type and it's "annoying whiner")
4.) Princess Rosalyn from Xyber 9 (yes, that's what they need, a girly twit who uses the power of flirting)
5.) Just about every character on X-Men: Evolution except Kurt & Logan (this show hurts me...)
6.) Do I wanna go into my Tenchi rant? Nah, I'll save it.

There, there's my pain list. And for anyone asking, I LIKED Raiden; he suffered through the #2 entries quite graciously, if you ask me.

Mela

cjshoup
03-23-2002, 12:07 AM
Every time I see him,I wonder "why does this jackass have a career?" That,and the fact that he looks like the result of a one-night stand between Pippi Longstocking and the Joker. [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL, tha's a good one.

I wonder if he hides during Easter?