The Buzzy and Katnip Hemmeroids Thread

[Pietro]

Hey Thad! Guess What? I saw the strangest thing today! A crow (with a Rochester voice) was singing "Listen to the Mocking Bird" and was trying to cure a cat of his hiccups.:p

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Hey Thad! Guess What? I saw the strangest thing today! A crow (with a Rochester voice) was singing "Listen to the Mocking Bird" and was trying to cure a cat of his hiccups.:p

Did this crow look something like this?:


http://looney.toonzone.net/thad/buzzy1.jpg



-Thad

[Thad Komorowski]

It turns out this crow is Mr. Buzzy F. Crow (F.=Funny).

He's a traveling bird who always happens to be where a certain orange cat is around, who needs him for something. Not only did this cat need Mr. Crow for the hiccups, he also needed him for curing insomnia, a cold, a toothache, baldness, and to use him as fishing bait. This orange cat's cousin also needed Mr. Crow to cure his smoking.


-Thad

[DR. BELCH]

Thad Komorowski :
[Buzzy]'s a traveling bird who always happens to be where a certain orange cat is around...Not only did this cat need Mr. Crow for the hiccups, he also needed him for curing insomnia, a cold, a toothache, baldness, and to use him as fishing bait.
It seems this wonderful medicinal bird the crow can cure everything but hemhorroids!
[Phil Silvers] Doberman, Doberman, Doberman! You've given me a wonderful idea for a sche--I mean, a winning marketing gimmick! Now here's what we do...[whispers] [/Phil Silvers]

[Thad Komorowski]

"Oooh, these stupid hemmeroids are killin' me! Literally...."

:p

-Thad

[Pietro]

"Don't worry Boss! I is gonna help!":p

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH

It seems this wonderful medicinal bird the crow can cure everything but hemhorroids!

Now *that* would make for a funny Buzzy the Crow cartoon!! :p



-Jon

Hey, I've been gone for a week... and have some catching up to do with this thread.

[Jack]

"If it's hemmeroids you wish to cure
Crow meat ought to work for sure"


Jack :D
"That's *more* than I needs to know!"

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack
"If it's hemmeroids you wish to cure
Crow meat ought to work for sure"


"Hmm... that sounds logical!"

The thing is, I can picture this being an actual Harveytoon. ;)

I wonder what they could title this cartoon? It would have to have a pun in the title (like such Buzzy cartoons as "The Awful Tooth" and "As The Crow Lies"). Anyone care to take a shot at it? :p :o


-Jon

[Jack]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
I wonder what they could title this cartoon? It would have to have a pun in the title (like such Buzzy cartoons as "The Awful Tooth" and "As The Crow Lies"). Anyone care to take a shot at it? :p :o
Not really a pun, but how about "Slap Happy Hemmeroids?"

Maybe we should all write a script for this and post at the fanfic board...



Jack :confused:

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
I wonder what they could title this cartoon? It would have to have a pun in the title (like such Buzzy cartoons as "The Awful Tooth" and "As The Crow Lies"). Anyone care to take a shot at it?

How about "Hemmeroids Sweet Hemmeroids"?:p

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jack
Maybe we should all write a script for this and post at the fanfic board...

Sounds like a plan to me...now who's gonna start?

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

How about these titles?:

"Blood Mess-ul"
"Vein Pains"
"The Veins Came"


:bosko:



-Thad

[Jack]

These posts are still in the "Caption This With Miles Standish..." thread, but please reply here if you wish to add to the Harveytoons posts. Do not post such replies in the other thread.

...hope this wasn't a bad idea...


Jack :D

[Pietro]

That's fine with me!:)
But, who's going to start writing the "Buzzy" fanfic?
Should we do this on The Story Board?

-Pietro:D

[DR. BELCH]

--I'm no Herman and Katnip expert, but I got out the old medical dictionary and did a bit of research on hemmorhoids. They are basically varicose veins where the sun doesn't shine. They can be surgically removed/lanced and drained with a scalpel, tied off with a rubber band at the base and allowed to wither and die from lack of blood, or removed through cryosurgery (freezing them off). Now I don't know how such stuff would get past the censors...or whether the crow would have to be eaten or rubbed on the afflicted area...but I must admit I'm perversely curious....

[Bobby B]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
I wonder what they could title this cartoon? It would have to have a pun in the title (like such Buzzy cartoons as "The Awful Tooth" and "As The Crow Lies"). Anyone care to take a shot at it?



Old magazine ads called hemmorhoids "piles", if that opens up more possible titles.

[Thad Komorowski]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
--I'm no Herman and Katnip expert, but I got out the old medical dictionary and did a bit of research on hemmorhoids. They are basically varicose veins where the sun doesn't shine. They can be surgically removed/lanced and drained with a scalpel, tied off with a rubber band at the base and allowed to wither and die from lack of blood, or removed through cryosurgery (freezing them off). Now I don't know how such stuff would get past the censors...or whether the crow would have to be eaten or rubbed on the afflicted area...but I must admit I'm perversely curious....


In the Buzzy cartoons, Katnip has to eat the crow to cure his problem. A Jack Benny-type cat tried to have Buzzy for breakfast one time, and Katnip's cousin Katsy tried eating the bird to cure smoking.



-Thad


BTW, that gray cat's name IS Katsy, according to the Harvey comic books.