Caption this featuring: Myles Standish, Yakko and Mister Gobbles!

[Matthew Hunter]

I was amazed to discover that the "mystery pics" folder is still on Jon's LT directory...remember, the game we did at the WBC LAST year? anyway, this is Thanksgiving related, and it could be funny.....I can't thin of anything now...I'll chime in later.

-Matthewhttp://looney.toonzone.net/picts/mysterypicts/011.jpg

[Lonestarr]

Yakko: Put down that pop-gun, mister. You might shoot your eye out.

or

Yakko: Sorry, but you just missed turkey season. Duck season's started, though.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Lonestarr

Yakko: Sorry, but you just missed turkey season. Duck season's started, though.


Aaaaaaaaaaaactually, it's rabbit season. :D

[Matthew Hunter]

aaaaactually, doc, it's DUCK season!

Yakko: "ah-ah-ah! Dost thou have ye Turkey-shooting license? 'Tis the law, ye know."

-Matthew

[Jack]

It's Wabbit Season, shoot him now.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack
It's Wabbit Season, shoot him now.


Right on, Jack! I just had my rabbit licence renewed....where is he?!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle



Right on, Jack! I just had my rabbit licence renewed....where is he?!
Well, he's not hiding in this stove...
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/00000000000000000000stove1.jpg

Jack :D

[Lonestarr]

Woah-ho, he's hiding in the stove, eh?

[Danielle]

C'mon, men! We'll storm the stove and pull the varmint out by its tail!!! (an anonymous person [namely Greg the stageman {you all remember Greg?}] sticks his head out and whispers in Danielle's ear) Huh? Whaddya mean, they have short tails? (more whispers) Okay, okay... (clears throat) C'mon, men! We'll storm the stove and pull the varmint out by its ears!!


Boy, did I screw up....:rolleyes:

[Matthew Hunter]

Look doc, would I throw a lighted match in there is my pal was in the stove?
-Matthew

[Jack]

Originally posted by Matthew Hunter
Look doc, would I throw a lighted match in there is my pal was in the stove?
-Matthew
You might, Matthew, you might...



Jack :p

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

You might, Matthew, you might...



Jack :p


Heeeeeeeey, weren't you on his side?

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle

Heeeeeeeey, weren't you on his side?
Yes, but I was on your side before I was on his side, so I'll be back over there before they know it.


Jack ;)

[Matthew Hunter]

Well would I throw a lighted match AND turn on the gas if he was in there?!
-Matthew

[Jack]

Originally posted by Matthew Hunter
Well would I throw a lighted match AND turn on the gas if he was in there?!
-Matthew
You might, Matthew, you might.



Jack :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Matthew

Well would I throw a lighted match AND turn on the gas if he was in there?!


Originally posted by Jack

You might, Matthew, you might.




Heh heh.....let's see Matthew beat THAT one! :D

[Matthew Hunter]

Okay, he's not in the stove...it's my Thanksgiving turkey, you turkey!
-Matthew

[Jack]

Originally posted by Matthew Hunter
Okay, he's not in the stove...it's my Thanksgiving turkey, you turkey!
-Matthew
TURKEY!!??!! Who's a turkaeeeee??????


Jack :eek:

[Singin' Stray Cat]

And more classic WB comedy ensues! :D

Oh, right, my caption:

Mr. Gobbles: I pray for a miracle and THIS is what I get? Well, he IS in a priest's uniform, and I AM still alive, so guess I can't complain...

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

TURKEY!!??!! Who's a turkaeeeee??????




Why, you are, of course. Didn't you use a firebrick? ;)

[Brandon Pierce]

Now, just a minute! Jack's a duck! Quack! Quack! Quack! He can swim!

[Danielle]

Then why do you have such long tailfeathers, how come how come..? :D

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle
Then why do you have such long tailfeathers, how come how come..? :D
Long tailfeathers? Now who told you that bunch of malarkey? (turns to show tailfeathers) Look, I don't have any long (sees the long tail feathers) tail....................feathers.................. YIPE!




Jack :eek:
....hunter in one thread, hunted in the next....

[Danielle]

AHA!!!! I GOTCHA NOW!!! (bags him)

Hey, guys! I got him, I got him!

(peeks into the bag) Huh? Where'd he go? :confused:

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle
AHA!!!! I GOTCHA NOW!!! (bags him)

Hey, guys! I got him, I got him!

(peeks into the bag) Huh? Where'd he go? :confused:
Over here laughing boy...errrr...girl! (waving from a hilltop several hundred yards away)


Jack :D

[Danielle]

Hey! (starts running towards him, but then looks back and realizes...........she's running on a treadmill) ARGH!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle
Hey! (starts running towards him, but then looks back and realizes...........she's running on a treadmill) ARGH!
Ya know, this is all that rabbit's fault. I think you and me should team up and jump 'im!



Jack :D

[Danielle]

Yeeeeaaaaaahhh........but it says in your title that YOU'RE the rabbit.... (looks at him devilishly) So what are you? A turkey? A rabbit? A duck? *gulp* RUSH LIMBAUGH?! :eek:

[Jack]

UUUUUUhhhhhhh, (points finger in general direction) LOOK! It's Humphrey Bogart! (dashes off) I gotta look out for myself today if I wanta be the "Rabbit of Tomorrow!"


Jack :eek:

[Danielle]

Humphrey Bogart?! Where???!!!! (whirls around, but instead of Humphrey Bogart, she sees Jerry Lewis) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs after Jack) Ooooooh....you're gonna get it for that! (pulls a rope that suddenly appears out of nowhere. A large anvil-shaped shadow appears over Jack)


Uhhhh, someone else decide whether he gets anvilled or not, I have a book report to write. :D

[Brandon Pierce]

Humphrey Bogart?! Where???!!!! (whirls around, but instead of Humphrey Bogart, she sees Jerry Lewis) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs after Jack) Ooooooh....you're gonna get it for that! (pulls a rope that suddenly appears out of nowhere. A large anvil-shaped shadow appears over Jack)
Actually, Danielle. This is Humphry Bogart wearing a Jerry Lewis mask!!! (takes off the jerry lewis mask to reveal humphry bogart) Hey, Bogey! Can I have you're autograph?!

[Jon Cooke]

Rabbits, turkeys, ducks... this is so confusing. Let's just have a good old fashioned Road Runner for Thanksgiving. Like mother used to make.



-Jon

[Matthew Hunter]

COYOTE SEASON!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Matthew Hunter
COYOTE SEASON!


AAAHHH! DON'T CONFUSE ME!! :eek:

[Pietro]

NO! It's ELMER season!

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

No, it's *really* WOODPECKER SEASON, but don't tell anyone...


Jack :D

[Thad Komorowski]

No, it's *really* WOODPECKER SEASON, but don't tell anyone...

Hi-hi-hi-hi---HUH?:eek:


-Thad

[Danielle]

That's it! {*picks up rod and pole*} I'm goin' fishing! :D

[Dante Bunny]

posted by our hostess of all pointless thread, Danielle
That's it! {*picks up rod and pole*} I'm goin' fishing!


You'll do that, while I {finds a big magnet in his closet} got another way of making money, by using this magnet to pick up all the nickels, dimes, and quarters, and I will give you 50/50 of my share, Danielle. We'll be rich!!

[Pietro]

Hey Jack! Can ya really catch a woodpecker by putting salt on its tail?

-Pietro:D

[Brandon Pierce]

You're not going to pull that old gag on a woodpecker are you, Son? DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WOODPECKER DID TO THE LAST GUY THAT TRIED THAT?! WHY HE TORE HIM LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!!

[Pietro]

Wait a second! I thought Thad was the woodpecker!

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Argh! (takes out a stuffed woodpecker and throws it into a tree) THERE'S the woodpecker!



Originally posted by G.I. D'oh!



You'll do that, while I {finds a big magnet in his closet} got another way of making money, by using this magnet to pick up all the nickels, dimes, and quarters, and I will give you 50/50 of my share, Danielle. We'll be rich!!


So....you'll give me 50/50 of your share? Let's see, that in fractions is........ALRIGHT!!! :D

[Pietro]

Nah. I'd rather hunt for some REAL woodpeckers!

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Nah. I'd rather hunt for some REAL woodpeckers!




Uuuuuuhhhhh.....it is a real woodpecker! It just.....uh......pretends to be stuffed! Yeah, that's it!

[Pietro]

He's kinda stiff..... But, I'm looking for really crazy woodpecker.
Have you seen him around here?

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian

Have you seen him around here?



Well, depends which way he went......some people go this way......though that way is very nice as well......of course, most people eventually do go both ways....

[Pietro]

OK, Thanks!:D

[Danielle]

(Looks back quickly to see if Pietro left) Ah! He's gone! (reaches into pocket, and pulls out the woodpecker [whoever he might be...]) Okay, get outta here. You owe me one!

[Jon Cooke]

Ladies and gentlemen... I don't necessarily have anything worthwhile to add to this, except that I wanted to say...

I like this thread. It's silly.


Thank-you.


-Jon

[Pietro]

Ya know. I'm getting bored of hunting woodpeckers.
I'm gonna hunt for a fox!

(singing):
Hunting for a fox, I'm gonna catch of fox,
Over jumps I go singing tally hoe!

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Ya know. I'm getting bored of hunting woodpeckers.
I'm gonna hunt for a fox!


Is there a game warden in the house!?!


-Jon

[Thad Komorowski]

I'm the game ward, hi-hi-hi...er, uh, and it's BASEBALL SEASON!!! Shoot a baseball for cryin' out loud!


-Thad

[Danielle]

(sees a baseball flying in the air) There! Shoot it! YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (runs after the baseball, shooting and screaming) DIE, YOU SUNUVA {BLEEP}! DIIIIIIEEE!!!!

[Brandon Pierce]

No, no! It's Ted Turner Season! And, there goes Ted now! Shoot him! Shoot him!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
No, no! It's Ted Turner Season! And, there goes Ted now! Shoot him! Shoot him!
I don't see 'im, George! Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?


Jack
(I call him George becuase I can't spell Brandon) :p

[Pietro]

(singing):
Hunting for Ted Turner,
I'm gonna catch Ted Turner,
Over Jumps I go singing tally hoe!

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
(singing):
Hunting for Ted Turner,
I'm gonna catch Ted Turner,
Over Jumps I go singing tally hoe!

-Pietro:D
I sure hope he doesn't have dandruff...


Jack :D

[Pietro]

SHHHHHHHH! It's actually Cool Cat season, and I'm Cool Cat. But don't tell anyone, especially that Colonel Rimfire.

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

I am giving up on this hunting stuff. It's too confusing. There are other sports besides hunting you know!

Anyone for tennis?


-Jon

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
I am giving up on this hunting stuff. It's too confusing. There are other sports besides hunting you know!

Anyone for tennis?





Tennis?! (jumps in front of automatic tennis ball machine-thingie and starts hitting the balls maniacally) Die! DIE!!!!!


Boy, I'm really off the rocker today..... ;)

[Matthew Hunter]

Hey, leave the tennis balls alone! I'm an elk! Shoot ME! It's ELK Season!
-Matthew

[Pietro]

No, no, it's "dirty skunk season."

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

I think it's turkey season. :D


Aaahhh! We're going back to the beginning of the thread! :eek: Forget I said that, forget I said that!

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Okay, okay. Do y'all really want to know what season it is?

Not turkey season. Not woodpecker season. Not baseball season. Not rabbit season, duck season, or Elmer season. Not even mongoose or dirty skunk season. So what season is it?

'Tis the season to be jolly, of course! :D

[Jack]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Okay, okay. Do y'all really want to know what season it is?

'Tis the season to be jolly, of course! :D
Oh Okay, let's shoot some holly.



Jack :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

Oh Okay, let's shoot some holly.




One problem. You're under it. ;)

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle



One problem. You're under it. ;)
So, does that mean yur gonna kiss me first, Danielle?


Jack :o

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

So, does that mean yur gonna kiss me first, Danielle?





Um, no. Why would I do that?

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle



Um, no. Why would I do that?
because I'm a confused little bugger.


Jack :confused:
I'll probably go senile early...

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

because I'm a confused little bugger.




Not as much as I am. What the heck was that supposed to mean? :confused:

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle



Not as much as I am. What the heck was that supposed to mean? :confused:
I confused holly with mistletoe. Get it now???



Charlie in the box :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

I confused holly with mistletoe. Get it now???



Charlie in the box :D


Nnnnnnnnnnnnno.


And Charlie is NOT in the box! He's in that big.....square...thingy!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle



Nnnnnnnnnnnnno.


And Charlie is NOT in the box! He's in that big.....square...thingy!
It's a Christmas tradition type thingi. When someone is standing under mistletoe, you kiss them.


Charlie in the box on the Island of Unwanted Toys :D

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack
Charlie in the box on the Island of Unwanted Toys :D

It was the Island of *Misfit* Toys! :p



-Jon
Hermey doesn't like to make toys!!?!?!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke


It was the Island of *Misfit* Toys! :p



-Jon
Hermey doesn't like to make toys!!?!?!
Oops, I couldn't remember, so I went by the song (isn't there an line where they call it the Island of Unwanted Toys?)


Charlie in the Box on the Island of Misfit Toys :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

It's a Christmas tradition type thingi. When someone is standing under mistletoe, you kiss them.





Aaaaahhhhh. Okay. I'll make sure never to stand under a mistletoe again. :D

Charlie in the Box in the Island of Misfit Toys......geez, you people are weird. :p (just kidding!)

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack

Oops, I couldn't remember, so I went by the song (isn't there an line where they call it the Island of Unwanted Toys?)


Yup, you're right about the song. I guess you're forgiven.


-Jon
Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit.

[Pietro]

Eh, well, uh, anyway Merry Christmas gang!

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Eh, well, uh, anyway Merry Christmas gang!

At this rate, this thread will be going on 'till Valentine's Day... :p


-Jon

[Brandon Pierce]

With my magical powers, I will make today, VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! Hey, you're right Jon! It did last until ...- alentines's Day! Well... now I have to change everything back to December. Wouldn't want people to miss out on Xmas.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
With my magical powers, I will make today, VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! Hey, you're right Jon! It did last until ...- alentines's Day! Well... now I have to change everything back to December. Wouldn't want people to miss out on Xmas.


DON'T MESS WITH MY HEAD!!! AAHHHHH!!!

[Danielle]

Hey! I've had the most replies in this thing! Alriiiiiight! :D

[Pietro]

I just got a load of bricks, because it's KRAZY KAT SEASON!

-Pietro:D

BTW, This thread's craaaaaaaaaaaazy!

[Matthew Hunter]

Were they a load of ACME BRICKS? Then it would be coyote season...and Jack is using an avatar of one in drag-say, isn't there a bounty on coyote hides? Shoot him. And don't wait til ya get home!
-Matthew
-by the way, I don't want to be an elf, I want to be a dentist.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Matthew Hunter
Were they a load of ACME BRICKS? Then it would be coyote season...and Jack is using an avatar of one in drag-say, isn't there a bounty on coyote hides? Shoot him. And don't wait til ya get home!
-Matthew
-by the way, I don't want to be an elf, I want to be a dentist.


I'll bet you didn't know it was dentist season. :D [*BANG*]

[Danielle]

Wait a minute! It's walrus season! Where's Paul?!


(Then again,
Surlaw Eht T'nsaw Luap
Surlaw Eht Saw Okkay)

[Thad Komorowski]

No, no, no, it's FRIENDLY GHOST SEASON!

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/casper.jpg

Oh yeah, I forgot, GHOSTS CAN'T BE KILLED! :p


-Thad

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!:p

[Thad Komorowski]

Okay, now it's officially DINGBAT SEASON! Has anyone seen a Dingbat around here?

wellhe'sthistallthiswidethisshorttalkslikethislookslikethis,herei'llgetyouapictureofhim!

Hey, that's nice of you! HEY WHO TYPED THAT???!!??


-Thad

[Pietro]

YOU AND YA DINGBATS!:p

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

Maybe I should try hunting for a dingbat.
It says here in my book that the Dingbat is the rarest of all creatures.
Boy if we'd get our hands on somethin' like that we'd make a fortune!

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Maybe I should try hunting for a dingbat.
It says here in my book that the Dingbat is the rarest of all creatures.
Boy if we'd get our hands on somethin' like that we'd make a fortune!


Which is more rare, a Dingbat or a Do-Do?


-Jon

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Which is more rare, a Dingbat or a Do-Do?

Well now that ya mention it.......the Do-do bird is much more rare.
It's worth alot of money. I think I'll go down to wackyland and catch one.

-Pietro:D

[Brandon Pierce]

Well, if you're referring to Dingbat from "Dingbat & the Creeps", then, yes, Dingbat is VERY rare!

[DR. BELCH]

"Ah, geez, Edith. Better get upstairs and hide in th' terlet there before they come after ya wit' guns-a-blazin'...Hey, why dont'cha shoot th' Meathead and put us all outta our misery over here, huh?"

[Thad Komorowski]

Here's a picture of a Dingbat:

http://www.cartoonresearch.com/terr4.jpg

And here's a rare picture of MANY Do-Dos:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/dodo/008.jpg


Both creatures have been rarely seen by man, but have been seen many times by cartoon characters! :p


-Thad

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/dodo/008.jpg

Yes sir! He's got the last the last of the Do-Dos!

-Pietro:D

[Brandon Pierce]

http://www.cartoonresearch.com/terr4.jpg
That's Dingbat from "Dingbat & the Creeps"? I thought he was a vampire dog!

[Pietro]

So, let me get this straight, Dingbat was vampire dog in a former life?

I'm "Dazed and Confused":confused:

......and, BTW, it's really GARFIELD season!:p

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
http://www.cartoonresearch.com/terr4.jpg
That's Dingbat from "Dingbat & the Creeps"? I thought he was a vampire dog!

No that's Dingbat, a short-lived Terrytoons character in the early 50s. GET GARFIELD! MWAH-HAH-HAH!


-Thad

[Pietro]

Hey Thad!

I know how to catch GARFIELD!
First we set up a trap, see?
Then we put a pan of lasagna in the trap, see?
Then we catch him, see?
Then we go get the dough at 10:00 sharp, see?
We eat what we like, see?

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

WOW!

This is the longest thread ever made! 101 replies!

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
I know how to catch GARFIELD!
First we set up a trap, see?
Then we put a pan of lasagna in the trap, see?
Then we catch him, see?
Then we go get the dough at 10:00 sharp, see?
We eat what we like, see?


It's curtains fer you, Rocky! Ya hear me?? Curtains!

HERE!!

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/curtains.gif


-Jon

[Lonestarr]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke



It's curtains fer you, Rocky! Ya hear me?? Curtains!

HERE!!

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/curtains.gif


-Jon

Why, they're adorable.

[Danielle]

Oh, they have little pink frills, and......Wait, this is just for Rocky? Aw, come on! I want some too! {*pouts*}

[Matthew Hunter]

What about Bullwinkle? Does he get curtains too?
-Matthew
-MOOSE SEASON!

[Pietro]

Well.....ya know Danielle can have those curtains.
DON'T tell anyone this........but, my name is really Bullwinkle J. Moose.

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

Okay, I won't tell a living soul that Pietro is the Moose!

Nope, I won't tell a soul...


Jack ;)

[Brian Cruz]

You guys keep this up, and I'll have to rename this board "The Looney Bin". :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brian Cruz
You guys keep this up, and I'll have to rename this board "The Looney Bin". :D


No! Don't name it "The Looney Bin"! (starts begging at Brian's feet) Please don't name it that! For G-d's sake, don't---


Hey, why DON'T we name it "The Looney Bin"? ;)


Pietro:

Aw, thank you. I've always wanted curtains that didn't match my bedspread. :D


BTW, there's this short Russian-looking guy with a moustache behind you.....Think he wants something?

[Craig Marinaro]

Okay, I won't tell a living soul that Pietro is the Moose!

But the moose can't be on the same side as the goat, because the goat, after being rowed across the river so many times, is liable to be seasick, and the moose, being the kind-hearted soul that he is, may snatch the goat a bit of cabbage, which, once ingested, would upset the delicate balance of his stomach. Meanwhile, while the boatman was thus distracted, the wolf, realizing that the boatman was actually Red Riding Hood in disguise on a top-secret government mission, would have snuck up behind her and devoured her whole. However, this action is done with no malice--he simply wants her to fetch out the spider he swallowed last week, which wiggles and jiggles and tiggles inside 'im. The little goat laughs to see such sport, and the cabbage ran away with the moon.

And now you know...the rest of the story!

[Jon Cooke]

Okay, I won't tell a living soul that Pietro is the Moose!

WHAT??? Why if he's a moose, than *I'm* a mongoose!!!!

-Jon

Are we on page 7 yet?

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Craig


But the moose can't be on the same side as the goat, because the goat, after being rowed across the river so many times, is liable to be seasick, and the moose, being the kind-hearted soul that he is, may snatch the goat a bit of cabbage, which, once ingested, would upset the delicate balance of his stomach. Meanwhile, while the boatman was thus distracted, the wolf, realizing that the boatman was actually Red Riding Hood in disguise on a top-secret government mission, would have snuck up behind her and devoured her whole. However, this action is done with no malice--he simply wants her to fetch out the spider he swallowed last week, which wiggles and jiggles and tiggles inside 'im. The little goat laughs to see such sport, and the cabbage ran away with the moon.

And now you know...the rest of the story!


Will you quit it with the goat and the cabbage? :p


Originally posted by a certain mongoose who shall remain unnamed[QUOTE]
WHAT??? Why if he's a moose, than *I'm* a mongoose!!!!
-Jon
Are we on page 7 yet?

(holds up sign that says "Mongoose Season")

Hopefully, this post will get us on to page seven. Geez, look at what we started with a picture of Miles Standish, Yakko, and a turkey. Wait, YOU started this, Matthew! Bad boy! (produces a mongoose costume and puts it on Matthew)

[Thad Komorowski]

MOOSE! MOOSE! RIGHT THERE! MOOSE!

No, not Pietro the Moose, my CHOCOLATE MOOSE!

http://www.daveclegg.com/images/animals/chocmoose.jpg

Mmmm, doesn't he look yummy? :p


-Thad

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
MOOSE! MOOSE! RIGHT THERE! MOOSE!

No, not Pietro the Moose, my CHOCOLATE MOOSE!

http://www.daveclegg.com/images/animals/chocmoose.jpg

Mmmm, doesn't he look yummy? :p





That was such a bad pun, you deserved to be anvilled.


I love it!!!! ;) Eh, at least there's another girl in my class who likes bad puns. I'm not alone.


If ya'll liked that one...


A lady was stopped at JFK airport. She wasn't allowed on the plane because she had a ball of yarn with her, and they were afraid she was gonna make an Afghan.

[Brandon Pierce]

Anyone seen the Angry Beavers episode "Dumb Waiters"? The moose that Norbert made looked a whole lot cooler (and more appitizing) than that moose you just showed!

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Originally posted by Craig


But the moose can't be on the same side as the goat, because the goat, after being rowed across the river so many times, is liable to be seasick, and the moose, being the kind-hearted soul that he is, may snatch the goat a bit of cabbage, which, once ingested, would upset the delicate balance of his stomach. Meanwhile, while the boatman was thus distracted, the wolf, realizing that the boatman was actually Red Riding Hood in disguise on a top-secret government mission, would have snuck up behind her and devoured her whole. However, this action is done with no malice--he simply wants her to fetch out the spider he swallowed last week, which wiggles and jiggles and tiggles inside 'im. The little goat laughs to see such sport, and the cabbage ran away with the moon.


Okay, okay, so the game wasn't that great. I'm new at this moderating stuff, fer cryin' out loud! Gimme a break! Just you wait, one of these days I'm gonna find a really hard puzzle! One that will make your brain explode much like mine will come Friday morning, when the dreaded Political Science exam will take place!
:eek:



And now you know...the rest of the story!

Yes I do. Good day, Paul Harvey! ;)

[Jack]

Originally posted by Brian Cruz
You guys keep this up, and I'll have to rename this board "The Looney Bin". :D
The Looney Bin is kind of a fun name.

Anyone shoot that moose yet?


Jack :D
I hate mooses to pooses...errrr....pieces!

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack
Anyone shoot that moose yet?


Well, I *almost* did. Just as I was about to shoot him, two moose in white coats appeared out of nowhere and thanked me for "catching that goof". They informed me that this particular moose was "100 percent nuts". Then, they elaborated by saying he was also "wing dingy", "looney tuney", and "oofedy macgoofedy". I assumed those were all professional medical terms.

I was under the impression this moose would be taken to a place where he would be in the care he needed. However, that was not the case. Unexpectedly, all three of them started jumping around going "woo-hoo, woo-hoo" into the forest. Frustrated, I joined in as well. I just got home.



-Jon

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Just as I was about to shoot him, two moose in white coats appeared out of nowhere and thanked me for "catching that goof". They informed me that this particular moose was "100 percent nuts". Then, they elaborated by saying he was also "wing dingy", "looney tuney", and "oofedy macgoofedy". I assumed those were all professional medical terms.

I was under the impression this moose would be taken to a place where he would be in the care he needed. However, that was not the case. Unexpectedly, all three of them started jumping around going "woo-hoo, woo-hoo" into the forest. Frustrated, I joined in as well. I just got home.

Aw, don't let it worry ya skipper because I'm just a crazy darnfol duck! Woo-Hoo! Woo-Hoo!

-Pietro:D

[Craig Marinaro]

Oh, I've got a bad pun! Pick me! Pick me!

Okay, see, this guy tries to go into a club...but the bouncer stops him. Dress code says he needs a tie. So, he goes back to his car. Desperately, he searches, but the best he can come up with is two extension cords. Shrugging, he fashions them into a resonable-looking facsimile of a necktie, and tries again to enter. The bouncer eyes him suspiciously, and after a moment says, "Okay, you can go in. But you better not start anything!"

-C
Lemon curry? Er, I mean...

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Craig
Oh, I've got a bad pun! Pick me! Pick me!

Okay, see, this guy tries to go into a club...but the bouncer stops him. Dress code says he needs a tie. So, he goes back to his car. Desperately, he searches, but the best he can come up with is two extension cords. Shrugging, he fashions them into a resonable-looking facsimile of a necktie, and tries again to enter. The bouncer eyes him suspiciously, and after a moment says, "Okay, you can go in. But you better not start anything!"

-C
Lemon curry? Er, I mean...


I've heard that joke so many times, yet I never got it. (Surprised? Shouldn't be)

*sigh* Okay, so are we doing a "bad puns" thread now? Fine. I have one that involves Warner Brothers, but I'm not gonna do it. It'd go WAY over your heads...


A man walks into a psychiatrist office (yeah, yeah, one of these...), constantly saying over and over "Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam..." The psychiatrist thinks for a moment, then exclaims "I know your problem! You're too tents!"


[*CLANG*] Ow! Thank you very much.

[happyheathen]

Originally posted by Danielle



I've heard that joke so many times, yet I never got it. (Surprised? Shouldn't be)



maybe if you substituted 'jumper cables' for 'extension cords'...

bye again

[Pietro]

Getting back on topic.......
WHAT SEASON IS IT EXACTLY?

-Pietro:D
Hey we're already on the seventh page of this thread!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Getting back on topic.......
WHAT SEASON IS IT EXACTLY?

-Pietro:D
Hey we're already on the seventh page of this thread!


Let's make it the 8th page! :D


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..............it IS Craig-season, ironically (I'm sorry, but after I got that pun....that was the WORST joke I ever heard! :p)

[Jack]

What an interesting thread, no sense at all, and a guest appearance by happyheathen to boot...

...and it's really pink flamingo season!


Jack :p

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Jack
...and it's really pink flamingo season!

Jack! Jack! I got one! I got a pink flamingo, see?

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/jumboflamingo.jpg


Uhhh...now what? Anyone have a copy of the book, 100 RECIPES FOR PINK FLAMINGOS I could borrow?

He looks kinda plastic-y, too...


I can't wait to see who our next special guest star in the thread will be...?



-Jon

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
Anyone have a copy of the book, 100 RECIPES FOR PINK FLAMINGOS I could borrow?

Oh yeah. I've got that book. Here you can have it.

-Pietro:D

[Goopy Geer]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke
I can't wait to see who our next special guest star in the thread will be...?

Do I qualify? :D

[Thad Komorowski]

HEY, WHERE'S GOOPY GEER? WHERE'S GOOPY GEER? IT'S GOOPY GEER SEASON! IT'S GOOPY GEER SEASON!


-Thad

[Tintin]

C'EST MOÉ DAGNEL!!!!! IT'S ME DAGNEL!!!!!!!!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Goopy Geer


Do I qualify? :D
You might, Goopy, you might...



Jack :D
(P.S. WAY TO GO, JON!!!!!!! and don't worry, the flamingo probably has a copy of the cookbook on him, much the same way Daffy was able to pull a rabbit cook book from Bugsie-boy's hole.)

[Pietro]

This thread is getting too commerical, I think we should get into the Christmas spirit........:p

-Pietro:D

[Craig Marinaro]

This thread is getting too commerical, I think we should get into the Christmas spirit........

Pietro Shakarian, you blockhead! That's the worst Christmas tree ever! Can't you do anything right?

[Pietro]

GOOD GRIEF!:p

-Pietro:D

[Jon Cooke]

Not only did that wishy washy Pietro Shakarian pick out that lousy tree, nobody has sent me any Christmas cards yet. Rats.


-Jon

[Pietro]

(sees Snoopy putting decorations on his dog house)
What's this?
(Snoopy hands me a sheet of paper)
LIGHTS AND DISPLAY CONTEST! GOOD GRIEF!

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

Well I won't let all of this commericalism spoil my Christmas! I think I'll take this tree home a decorate it.
(Puts ornament on tree causing it to bend over)
I'VE KILLED IT! Everything I touch gets ruined!
ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT!

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian

ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT!




Well, I'm certainly not the one to ask. :D Go ask that guy in the red suit over there. See him? Yeah, with the big white beard. Maybe he knows.




BTW, I've been trying to find out: Who exactly IS Santa Claus?

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle
BTW, I've been trying to find out: Who exactly IS Santa Claus?
He's a little suicidal lovebird.



Jack :(

[Thad Komorowski]

Christmas IS About GETTING Gifts!

That IS The True Spirit of Christmas! COMMERCIALISM!!!

:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p


-Thad

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jack
He's a little suicidal lovebird.

I've seen him, he tried to make my cat, Sylvester eat him.
That Sylvester is a yellow dog of a cowardly cat.
I was thinking we should take a little vacation at The Dry Gultch Hotel.

-Pietro:D

BTW, We're on the 8th page! WOOPEE!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack

He's a little suicidal lovebird.




Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually, I'm serious. Really.




C'mon! There's a first time for everything, folks!

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
BTW, We're on the 8th page! WOOPEE!


Who would have thought this thread would go on this long? Of course, we couldn't have done it without that picture of Miles Standish, Yakko, and Mr. Gobbles.

Here's to eight more pages! :p

(now there's a scary thought)

As for Santa, I know who he is. I've seen him. He isn't such a great guy. A couple years ago, that character took my Who-Pudding and took my Roast Beast! :mad:

Here's a picture of him and one of his reindeer:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/grinch_n_dog.jpg


-Jon

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Jon Cooke


Here's a picture of him and one of his reindeer:

http://looney.toonzone.net/picts/grinch_n_dog.jpg

Yeah. I saw the Grinchy crook. He stole Christmas from Whoville.

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian


Yeah. I saw the Grinchy crook. He stole Christmas from Whoville.

-Pietro:D
I hear he's reformed now, he even carved the roast beast last year...


Jack :D

[Danielle]

Guuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyysssss, come on! I know who the Grinch is, I don't know who Santa is! :(

[happyheathen]

Originally posted by Danielle
Guuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyysssss, come on! I know who the Grinch is, I don't know who Santa is! :(

Danielle -

go to http://www.google.com/ and type 'santa claus' (with quotes) - there are several pages with historical info, as well as the usual 'fat guy who brings Christian kids toys on Christmas eve'.

and, before this becomes a habit:

to refer to jesus without commenting on divinity issues, use the name 'Jesus of Nazereth' (IIRC, both Judaism and Islam recognize him as a prophet)

for the record:

B.C. and A.D., to denote years, are specifically Christian. Those wishing to remain neutral use 'B.C.E.' (before common era) and 'C.E.' (common era).

all those who think A.D. means 'After Death' are WRONG - look it up - you will be embarrassed, but that's life...

Much about christmas (Christ's Mass, if I'm not wrong) is taken from pre-christian european religions - the tree (German), Mistletoe (Druids, I think), the date (used to be celebrated in July - was moved to align with winter solistice celebrations), Santa/St. Nick.
Holly, AFAIK, is original to christianity.

[Jack]

Originally posted by happyheathen

and, before this becomes a habit:

It may be too late, the Surgion General has declared this message board addictive.

Oh, and I looked up A.D., it says it means "since Christ was born; after the birth of Christ" and "for late latin anno domini (sorry, I can make the little accent marks) in the year of our lord"


Jack :D

[Danielle]

Thanks, guys! One thing, though...


Originally posted by happyheathen


to refer to jesus without commenting on divinity issues, use the name 'Jesus of Nazereth' (IIRC, both Judaism and Islam recognize him as a prophet)




Islam I won't argue with, but in Judaism, they STARTED to recognize him as a prophet. Then he was referred to as an apostate, forbidden to say his name. Unless you're talking about "Jews for Jesus", which is a whole other thing altogether...

[Danielle]

We have 8 pages here! We're on a roll! Let's not stop now!



Then again, pointless posts (like this one) take up board room. 'K, forget what I just said. Yeah, that. No, the thing before that. Yes......no, the other thing.......YES! THAT!

[Brandon Pierce]

Getting back to bad jokes... I got one...

Three drunk guys walk into a bar... one says he can take three cans of beer. The 2nd says he can drink a whole gallon of beer. The 3rd says he can drink 10 gallons of beer. Is this possible? No, it isn't. Drunk people don't walk into bars, they walk OUT!

[DR. BELCH]

A man goes into a bar, has several beers, and then bets the bartender $25 he can relieve himself into a shot glass placed on the end of the counter and get every drop in.
"That's a good 15, 20 feet," said the barkeep. "You'll never make it."
The drunk insists he will, though, and the barkeep takes his bet. So the guy proceeds to relieve himself all over the counter, the stools, the floor, the bartender himself, the bottles, the taps, and the mirrored wall behind the bar.
"Ha! Fool," says the bartender. "You missed. You didn't even come close to the glass."
"That's okay," the drunk says, "See, I bet my pal over there fifty smackers that I could relieve myself all over your bar and you wouldn't get mad about it." :yakko: :wakko: :dot: :o

[Brandon Pierce]

A man walks into a bar...
OUCH!!!

[Brandon Pierce]

A man walks into a bar....
OUCH!!!
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1978/ga781210.gif

[Jon Cooke]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce

http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1978/ga781210.gif

Wow, that must be an old one. I haven't seen a Garfield strip with Lyman in a loooooong time.


-Jon

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
A man walks into a bar...
OUCH!!!


A guy walks into an anvil..... :D


So it's drunk jokes you want? Drunk jokes you'll get! (Take cover!)

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home."

[Brandon Pierce]

Here's a very bad joke I heard about Wile E. Coyote....

Wile wanted to order some pills from Acme. Pills that would make him runs fast. So he sent money and stuff to Acme. His pills were delivered in 3 seconds. He took the pills and noticed some red stuff on is face. The coyote was very mad and shouted, "I SAID Acme NOT ACNE!!!!"

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
Here's a very bad joke I heard about Wile E. Coyote....

Wile wanted to order some pills from Acme. Pills that would make him runs fast. So he sent money and stuff to Acme. His pills were delivered in 3 seconds. He took the pills and noticed some red stuff on is face. The coyote was very mad and shouted, "I SAID Acme NOT ACNE!!!!"


A certain Brandon walks into an anvil {*CLANG*} G-d, that was bad... :p

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
Here's a very bad joke I heard about Wile E. Coyote....

Wile wanted to order some pills from Acme. Pills that would make him runs fast. So he sent money and stuff to Acme. His pills were delivered in 3 seconds. He took the pills and noticed some red stuff on is face. The coyote was very mad and shouted, "I SAID Acme NOT ACNE!!!!"

Sounds suspiciously like the Citizen Max episode of Tiny Toons.

[Pietro]

What is this? Bad joke season?:bosko:
Oh well. At least I'm glad it's not Scrappy season!

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

HEY WE'RE ON THE 9TH PAGE!

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

Nineth page, nineth page, nineth page!

Nine super fantastical, super wonderful, super phenominal pages!
Pa-pa-pa-pages!


-Thad

[Pietro]

Let's make it ten pages!
IT'S JACKALOPE SEASON!

Here's what he looks like:
http://www.jackalopejunction.com/Jackalope_on_p/IMAG0001.GIF

He's just peaking out of that curtain....

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Let's make it ten pages!
IT'S JACKALOPE SEASON!

Here's what he looks like:
http://www.jackalopejunction.com/Jackalope_on_p/IMAG0001.GIF

He's just peaking out of that curtain....



{screams and faints}

[Brandon Pierce]

.... I'm gonna post a Garfield strip...
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fd/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1978/ga781213.gif

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
.... I'm gonna post a Garfield strip...
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fd/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1978/ga781213.gif


Yeah, sounds like one of his infamous shedding strips...poor Jon.


{faints again [Hey, I have to stay in character, don't I? :D (G-d, that thing's scary!)]}

[DR. BELCH]

--being an aspiring cartoonist of the same name...except I own dogs. Cats at least keep themselves clean; with dogs one has to wrestle with them to get them to bathe (unless you have Labs, who love water--just let them run for fifteen minutes in the rain and they're happy).
I actually thought Garfield, under all that shed fur, would be bone-skinny...eh. :rolleyes:

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Nope, Garf really is that fat. He tried to lose weight by shaving off his fur in another comic strip, and that didn't help at all. He needs to learn Wakko's secret; that lil' guy eats and eats and never gains an ounce. :wakko:

[Pietro]

GARFIELD SEASON!

-Pietro:D

[Brandon Pierce]

Now, that's not nice! Remember, Garfield's not overweight, he's undertall!
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1979/ga791214.gif

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Oy....first post by me in this topic....I'm not gonna even bother reading it all. :D

Don't forget the time Garfield actually DID have a diet work....only to gain it all back when he rewards himself( a scene I can relate to. :P )!

[Brandon Pierce]

I take it you're referring to THIS...
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820217.gif
And, then a few days later...
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820220.gif

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
I take it you're referring to THIS...
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820217.gif
And, then a few days later...
http://a136.g.akamai.net/7/600/1392/1dcf6501c8f9fc/images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820220.gif


:D :D


Pietro: NO GARFIELD SEASON!!! *sigh* Nice boy, but doesn't listen to a word I say... :rolleyes:

[Pietro]

IT'S STILL GARFIELD SEASON!

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

10th PAGE!

-Pietro:D

[Joe Tully]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
10th PAGE!

-Pietro:D

No it's not.

(Joe gets his Garfield shootin' rifle and ear-flap hat)

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
10th PAGE!

-Pietro:D

Nope, not yet. Perhaps this post will bring it to Page 10...


AND IT'S NOT GARFIELD SEASON!! IT'S *NERMAL* SEASON!!! :p

[Pietro]

Originally posted by Danielle

IT'S *NERMAL* SEASON!!!

GET NERMAL!

Hummm.....maybe Garfield could *help* us get Nermal!:p

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

I think we have to set a Nermal trap....

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

10th PAGE! - this time I hope I'm right!

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

Hey what do ya know! Christmas mircales really DO happen!:p

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

It's Christmas already? :confused:

[Thad Komorowski]

10 PAGES!



-Thad

[Danielle]

Okkay, now all we have to do is post a whole bunch of meaningless posts and get this thread to PAGE 11!!!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!











































































(Of course, while this thread is getting bigger and bigger, the moderators will have a harder and harder time moderating it. Thus, I will be able to overthrow them and take over Toonzone, then the world!!!!)




What the.......WHY DO VILLIANS ALWAYS SAY THEIR PLANS OUT LOUD??!! *Sheesh*...

[Pietro]

Hey Danielle! Look!:
http://www.jackalopejunction.com/Jackalope_on_p/IMAG0001.GIF

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

{faints........*AGAIN*.........................sheesh, being unconcious sure is boring........)

[Pietro]

Ya wanna know what's even more scarier than a Jackelope?
A MOUSE-ELOPE!

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle
(Of course, while this thread is getting bigger and bigger, the moderators will have a harder and harder time moderating it. Thus, I will be able to overthrow them and take over Toonzone, then the world!!!!)

What the.......WHY DO VILLIANS ALWAYS SAY THEIR PLANS OUT LOUD??!! *Sheesh*...
OOOOOOOOOOOO- I'm gonna go tell on you.

Actually, I always wondered why villains leave the heros in situations where they have enough time to get free. It'd be much better to just kill them off right away...

And the Jackelope is so cute :eek:


Jack :eek:

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jack



Actually, I always wondered why villains leave the heros in situations where they have enough time to get free. It'd be much better to just kill them off right away...




Good idea, Jack. (Where *ARE* my evil smilies?!) :D

[Pietro]

Let's go for 100 pages! What do ya think?

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

I was at McDonald's today and guess who I saw.....
http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/mysterypicts/001.jpg

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/mysterypicts/001.jpg


:yakko: : "Boycott McDonalds, boycott McDonalds!"
:dot: : "Yes, boycott! Their chicken nuggets gave Wakko the runs!"
:wakko: : "I think I'm gonna be sick!!!"



-Thad

[Craig Marinaro]

Yes, Wakko Warner, *I* slipped a laxative into your Chicken McNuggets, thus incapacitating the only person capable of foiling my plan to dominate the world utilizing the most fiendish gookies ever created!

Now, I will leave you all alone in this room with this bottle of Pepto-Bismal. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Jack]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
I was at McDonald's today and guess who I saw.....
http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/mysterypicts/001.jpg

-Pietro:D
"Look! It's Ronald! Will you be our special friend?"




Jack :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Craig
Yes, Wakko Warner, *I* slipped a laxative into your Chicken McNuggets, thus incapacitating the only person capable of foiling my plan to dominate the world utilizing the most fiendish gookies ever created!

Now, I will leave you all alone in this room with this bottle of Pepto-Bismal. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa!


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyy????? (makes a large, fiend, disturbing.......large.....disturbing..............very large.............ah, to heck with it, gookie!) :wakko:



Note to other members: Hey, I'M the villian on this board....NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE THAT POSITION, YA HEAR ME?! :D

[Pietro]

Talk about weird, look who I saw at the video acrcade.....
http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/mysterypicts/003.jpg

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

MUST..............PLAY..........POKEMON......... :eek:


Saaaaaaaay, maybe that should go in a "Caption This" thread...



O/T: I just took a piece of gelt (money or chocolate coins...in this case, it's the second one), unwrapped one side and put it in my mouth. I wonder if I unwrapped the other side..... (disgusted smilie..............) EEEEWWWWWW!!! Ptooie! (spits it out....the pieces land on Thad, Pietro, and Jack....) Heh heh.....sorry, guys... :eek:

[Pietro]

This thread should be a historical moment in Toonzone history!

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

AHHH! THE JACKELOPE HAS RETURNED!:
http://imagep.webphotos.iwon.com//1000013845/1000013845_1218200180926AM0.7039759.jpg

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

He's so cute :o :o :o :o :o :o :eek: :eek: :eek:


Jack :eek:
(page 11, yay!)

[Thad Komorowski]

Awww..... what a cute little jackasselope, I mean, JACKELOPE! :p



-Thad

[Thad Komorowski]

11 PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Thad

[Thad Komorowski]

Hey guys, it's the newest NICKTOON! ANIMANIBRATS!! :p

http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/mysterypicts/025.jpg


-Thad

[DR. BELCH]

--it's appropriate, since both Chuckie and Wakko are afraid of clowns. Suppose Chuckie got an eyeful of Mr. Director in full greasepaint.... :eek: [soils self] :o

There was a rather gory Rugrats/Angry Beavers fight/crossover at the Story Board...still waiting to see the Beavers take on Duckman (another Klasky-Csupo creation). Or maybe Yakko, Wakko, and Dot versus the duck dick (slang for detective, don't fuss).

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
Hey guys, it's the newest NICKTOON! ANIMANIBRATS!! :p

http://www.toonzone.net/looney/picts/mysterypicts/025.jpg





Dear G-d, where is that from?!

Whatever it is, it's scaring me. :eek: The Warners with pupils?! Horrendous!

[Jack]

"I enjoy being a squirrel!"
http://imagehost.auctionwatch.com/preview/su/superrabbit/isqurl.jpg


Jack :D

[Pietro]

Wait! Are you SCREWBALL SQUIRREL? Because I'm that truant officer dog who has been trying to catch you!

-Pietro:bosko:

[Danielle]

No, no, that's his twin, remember?

[DR. BELCH]

--that was Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob Squarepants), sans diving suit.
Unless Fuzzy Lumpkins has a sister (noting the banjo)....

[Thad Komorowski]

Oh, so we can't say anything bad about:

Texas!



-Thad

[Singin' Stray Cat]

No, you can't say anything bad about Texas, or I'll hog-tie you ;) . Sandy's not the only one who used to live there...

(P.S. Personally, I thought the squirrel picture was a lost painting by Manet.)

[Thad Komorowski]

"Hey Patrick, what am I?"

"Uh, stupid?"

"No, I'm Texas!"

"What's the difference?"


Sorry, but I couldn't help myself. :p



-Thad

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Thad Komorowski
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"

"Uh, stupid?"

"No, I'm Texas!"

"What's the difference?"


Sorry, but I couldn't help myself. :p




Oh, I'm sure you could. {*CLANG*}


Next person who makes a crack about valley girls is toast! (actually, go right ahead; my sister was one :D )

[Captain Caps]

Like, Ohmigod! Your sister was a Val? Totally awesome. How many grody bufus hung around her anyway? Barf me out. Gag me with a spoon! (Caps gets whacked in the head with the Gold record for Duran Duran's "Rio") OW!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

:yakko: :wakko: :dot: : Next time, we use the anvils!

[Pietro]

Hey guys have you seen Squidward around here?

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Hey guys have you seen Squidward around here?



Uh, yeah. He's over there. {points to that big Eastern-Island-statue-thingie of his house. Underneath it, two blue feet are visable}

~It fell from the sky~
~It fell very far,~
~And Rapa Nui they say~
~Is the name of the star~ :D

[Pietro]

I wonder, are we on 12 pages yet?

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

Not yet, Pietro....


-Thad

[Pietro]

Hey Thad! Guess What? I saw the strangest thing today! A crow (with a Rochester voice) was singing "Listen to the Mocking Bird" and was trying to cure a cat of his hiccups.:p

-Pietro:D

[Brandon Pierce]

Hey, guys! What do you want for christmas? Here's what Garfield wants...
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1981/ga811223.gif

[Pietro]

HEY 12 PAGES!
.....and we owe it all to Garfield!

-Pietro:D

[Thad Komorowski]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
Hey Thad! Guess What? I saw the strangest thing today! A crow (with a Rochester voice) was singing "Listen to the Mocking Bird" and was trying to cure a cat of his hiccups.:p

Did this crow look something like this?:


http://looney.toonzone.net/thad/buzzy1.jpg



-Thad

[Thad Komorowski]

It turns out this crow is Mr. Buzzy F. Crow (F.=Funny).

He's a traveling bird who always happens to be where a certain orange cat is around, who needs him for something. Not only did this cat need Mr. Crow for the hiccups, he also needed him for curing insomnia, a cold, a toothache, baldness, and to use him as fishing bait. This orange cat's cousin also needed Mr. Crow to cure his smoking.


-Thad

[Danielle]

Guys, we have over 250 replies to this thread! (and I have the most.....hee hee.....) Sheeeeeeeeeee, we do like to talk a lot, don't we? :D

[DR. BELCH]

Thad Komorowski :
[Buzzy]'s a traveling bird who always happens to be where a certain orange cat is around...Not only did this cat need Mr. Crow for the hiccups, he also needed him for curing insomnia, a cold, a toothache, baldness, and to use him as fishing bait.
It seems this wonderful medicinal bird the crow can cure everything but hemhorroids!
[Phil Silvers] Doberman, Doberman, Doberman! You've given me a wonderful idea for a sche--I mean, a winning marketing gimmick! Now here's what we do...[whispers] [/Phil Silvers]

[Thad Komorowski]

"Oooh, these stupid hemmeroids are killin' me! Literally...."

:p

-Thad

[Pietro]

"Don't worry Boss! I is gonna help!":p

-Pietro:D

[Brandon Pierce]

None of you guys said what you wanted for Christmas. Heck, neither did I! Well, here's a run-down from my brief list:

A DVD Player
Jack Benny's violin
The Satellite of Love
An XBox
A Playstation 2
Tom Servo & Crow T. Robot
Real Estate
That tree from A Charlie Brown Chrstmas
breakfast with Jeri Ryan
(Oops. Broke my pencil)
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000
WB water tower
lunch with David Hyde Pierce
Bill Gates' wallet
Mike Nelson's Minds Over Matter
A Meowth
(watch out for the green one. It's not quite right)
A sack of gold bricks
A pretty sugar-bowl
A time machine
Every single Angry Beavers episode on tape
Jhonen Vasquez's autograph
dinner with Julia-Louis Dreyfess
a campout with Jane Leeves
Big Ben
Herb Scannell hung
Arlene Klasky shot dead
Michael Eisner's head
and a partidge in a pear tree!

Do you think Santa get me all this stuff, or am I asking for too much?

[Thad Komorowski]

I WANT A GARY DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS!

Gary is SpongeBob Squarepants' snail, don'tcha know.



-Thad

[Thad Komorowski]

Hey, Pietro! I think you'd like to know that one of the mice in my house, Herman, just got back from a vacation in Mexico! Here's a photo of him greeting his sad, depressed, suicidal cousins.


http://looney.toonzone.net/thad/cousinherman.jpg


Starvin', eh? Well foist get rid of the beast, then on with the feast!



-Thad

[Pietro]

Hey Thad! You never told me you kept a "Fox Family" logo at your house! I've got a "Cartoon Network" logo in mine!:p

-Pietro:D

[Pietro]

BTW, what season is it?:confused:

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Pietro Shakarian
BTW, what season is it?:confused:




Silly, it's cajun season................................................ing.





*sigh* I know, I know. {she mallets herself}

[Matthew Hunter]

A 24 page thread? suffering succotash! It's a new record!
-Matthew

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Matthew Hunter
A 24 page thread? suffering succotash! It's a new record!
-Matthew


24? Are you sure it's not 12?


And meanwhile, with 58 responses, I'm *still* ahead of all the rest of you! :p

[Pietro]

I've made the second most replies to this thread!:cool:
55 ain't so bad, I have a very good chance of over-throwing Danielle! Don't tell Danielle I said that though.

-Pietro:D

[Jack]

Originally posted by Danielle



24? Are you sure it's not 12?


And meanwhile, with 58 responses, I'm *still* ahead of all the rest of you! :p
I don't think I'll ever ketchup with you...

And don't worry Pietro, I won't tell DanielleTHAT YOU PLAN ON OVER-THROWING HER!!!!!!! Nope, I'm not a tatle-tail...

Jack :D

[Danielle]

Ha! I'm gonna overthrow ToonZone before Pietro gets to response #55 in this thread! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (evil smilie)

[Pietro]

But I already have... and this is my
56th post......

[Pietro]

57th post.....

[Pietro]

58th........

[Pietro]

59th.....

[Pietro]

60th....

[Pietro]

HA! HA! POST 61.......

[Pietro]

.....and PRESTO! I over threw Danielle!

BTW, We're on our 13th page!

-Pietro:D

[Danielle]

Cheater! Ooooooooh, the mods are gonna be mad at *you*! Besides, I have already overthrown ToonZone. Can't you see? I'm still allowed to post here!

[Danielle]

Hey, did you guys notice that when you highlight the smilies, they do sort of the reverse? For instance:

:)

Highlight that.....you see a sad face!

:yawn:

Highlight that.....you see a screaming face!

:D

Highlight that.....you see Pacman!

;)

Highlight that.....you see a crying face!


Do ya'll see it?

[Danielle]

Ha! I overthrew Pietro, and not even with USELESS POSTS! {blows raspberry at Pietro}

[Pietro]

Yeah I do notice dat!

-Pietro:D