The Ultimate Battle - Jon Stewart VS John Stewart!!!

[GregX]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jon_Stewart.jpg VS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/07.jpg

The Ultimate Battle

[Sharklady]

Depends- is this a battle of wits or battle of brawn?

[Aquadementia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/gregx/Jon_Stewart.jpg
He has powers. Political powers.
(not really)

[GregX]

John Stewart has his ring, yes.

But Jon Stewart is made of Pure Awesome!

[Delthayre]

John Stewart does something, then Jon Stewart makes everyone laught about what John Stewart did. Ergo, in that most important court of public opinion, Jon Stewart wins.

Granted in a fight, Jon Stewart, being short, asthmatic, and, "jewey," the big black ex-marine with the freaky glowing ring would win, but then everyone would think he was just a bully, so Jon Stewart wins where it really counts, again.

[randomguy]

In an attempt to provide the most accurate answer possible to this probing question, I've broken it down into the following categories:

Action figure?
Jon Stewart: No
John Stewart: Yes

Advantage: John Stewart

Love life?
Jon Stewart: Married to Tracy McShane
John Stewart: Unmarried, has had relations with Hawkgirl, Vixen, and Katma Tui

Advantage: John Stewart

Real name?
Jon Stewart: Actually Jon Stuart Liebowitz
John Stewart: Actually John Stewart

Advantage: John Stewart

Spin-offs?
Jon Stewart: The Colbert Report
John Stewart: Warhawk (http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/jlu/bios/warhawk/01.jpg)

Advantage: Jon Stewart

Characterization?
Jon Stewart: Based on Jon Stewart
John Stewart: Based on Samuel L. Jackson

Advantage: John Stewart

Notable movie cameos?
Jon Stewart: Appears in Half-Baked
John Stewart: Squint hard enough and you might see him on a comic book cover in the background of Unbreakable.

Advantage: Jon Stewart

Written a book?
Jon Stewart: Yes... America, The Book
John Stewart: Too busy cracking skulls and having relations with hot alien chicks to write a book, fool.

Advantage: John Stewart

Minority?
Jon Stewart: Yes
John Stewart: Yes

Advantage: Draw

Biggest accomplishment?
Jon Stewart: Thwarting Tucker Carlson
John Stewart: Thwarting Sinestro

Advantage: Jon Stewart

So, after much thought, I'm going have to give John Stewart a narrow victory of 5 to 3. You can't argue with it. It's math.

That said, both Stewarts are OK in my book, and the real winner in any matchup between the two is, of course, the viewing public.

[Space Chief]

They are both crushed before Jon Anderson!
http://yesmuseum.org/images/71WhiskeyJon.jpg

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