Gatomon41
12-17-2005, 02:55 AM
Owning Jupiter
Rated PG-13
By Gatomon41
Note: Not a true story in any way, shape or form.
***
Enough was enough. I've taken his ridicule, his insults, and his stupidity too many times. He has never shown me any respect, or considered my opinions. Many of those times I did not take it personally, ignoring those insults.
But when Jupiter stated that the most important knowledge was in error, and humilated me so much it grievously wounded my soul, I had enough. He finally crossed the line. On that day I swore to punish him with no mercy.
The trap was set. I had prepared another letter to him, agian pointing out his flaws. As he sat and began to write his unreadable jargon, I slowly walked up behind him. I stood there breathing for a few seconds.
I was the snake, but I wanted to see the eyes of the rabbit I was going to devour.
Jupiter turned and spoke with the most horrible of language, "So no you and the site are wrong the battle starts well before Kira leaves-"
That's when I raised my fist and rammed into right into the teeth of the pig. It was the beginning of sweet justice that only a man can gain from defeating his enemies with ultraviolence.
After a good beating, I grabbed the little man's arm, and moved it behind his back. Pressure was applied. I did not want to break his arm, just wanted to cause a little discomfort.
When I heard crying, I felt satisfied. Justice was served. To make sure no legal retaliation was made against me, I threatened him that I would reveal some dark secrets about him. I told him slowly, never to cross me, and to never agian question the canonicity of history.
I had ended with these words when the whole bar erupted with laughter and applause. It was night, and the snow was falling. People told tales during such nights. Tonight, I told them my story.
Shouts of "Good for him!" and "A Good Old tale!"
I sat back into the chair, and the inn keeper came to pass me a drink.
"Quite a story," he told me.
I smiled. Little did he know that it was no mere fable.
Rated PG-13
By Gatomon41
Note: Not a true story in any way, shape or form.
***
Enough was enough. I've taken his ridicule, his insults, and his stupidity too many times. He has never shown me any respect, or considered my opinions. Many of those times I did not take it personally, ignoring those insults.
But when Jupiter stated that the most important knowledge was in error, and humilated me so much it grievously wounded my soul, I had enough. He finally crossed the line. On that day I swore to punish him with no mercy.
The trap was set. I had prepared another letter to him, agian pointing out his flaws. As he sat and began to write his unreadable jargon, I slowly walked up behind him. I stood there breathing for a few seconds.
I was the snake, but I wanted to see the eyes of the rabbit I was going to devour.
Jupiter turned and spoke with the most horrible of language, "So no you and the site are wrong the battle starts well before Kira leaves-"
That's when I raised my fist and rammed into right into the teeth of the pig. It was the beginning of sweet justice that only a man can gain from defeating his enemies with ultraviolence.
After a good beating, I grabbed the little man's arm, and moved it behind his back. Pressure was applied. I did not want to break his arm, just wanted to cause a little discomfort.
When I heard crying, I felt satisfied. Justice was served. To make sure no legal retaliation was made against me, I threatened him that I would reveal some dark secrets about him. I told him slowly, never to cross me, and to never agian question the canonicity of history.
I had ended with these words when the whole bar erupted with laughter and applause. It was night, and the snow was falling. People told tales during such nights. Tonight, I told them my story.
Shouts of "Good for him!" and "A Good Old tale!"
I sat back into the chair, and the inn keeper came to pass me a drink.
"Quite a story," he told me.
I smiled. Little did he know that it was no mere fable.