You might be Batman Beyond if...

[Domino]

This thread is to the tune of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" routine.

If you get pinned by a falling wall or other large object, allowing the bad guys to get away at least once a day...you might be Batman Beyond.

Next?

[Batman 80]

You get beat up on a dailey basis and tell your annoying female friend about it who then begs to be your sidekick.

[Calico]

...Your boss is a grouchy old man who won't let you have a night off to spend with your girlfriend.

...You say 'schway' at least three times a day.


...You've been upclose and personal with a guy that glows in the dark.

...Your clothing suddenly freezes up on you/attacks you.

[The Guitar Slayer]

You might be Batman Beyond if....

--your jacket keeps on mysteriously finding its way home by itself. (sorry, I know I stole that one from someone :o )

--other than your pink-haired "assistant" and your on-again-off-again girlfriend, every girl you meet is either an assassin, a thief, a psychic, or a man in a woman's body

--almost everyone in your world looks like they need to get a bit of a tan; got a bunch of albinos running around...not a healthy pallor
(no offense intended, esp. considering I haven't seen the light of day in about four years) :)

[Naraht]

...your old fart of an employer still has more girls than you...wait..PG...D'oh!

umm...umm..

...Despite being the most kick ass Super Hero of the 21st century...you still have to walk the dog, and make your bed!

[DerekPowers]

you might be batman beyond if...

your mom is the most clueless woman in america.

[DR. BELCH]

...your biggest concern getting ready for school in the morning is "cowl hair"...

...you can't find your spare Batarang under all the empty beer cans in the Batmobile...and after you clean it out you find you can get another thousand feet in the air to the gallon....

...your ex-high-school buddy isn't only an a ex-con, but a 12-foot-tall mutant....

...you might be Batman Beyond!

[The Guard]

If everyone but you and your friends wears blue...

[Domino]

If your boss's dog is scarier than you are...you might be Batman Beyond.

If your little brother's head is bigger than yours...you might be Batman Beyond.

If your night isn't complete unless you've been knocked clean through a brick wall...you might be Batman Beyond.

If people confuse you with an Emmy award when you extend the wings of your suit...you might be Batman Beyond.

And finally...

If losing your backpack means your crimefighting career is over...you just might be Batman Beyond!

[Domino]

If you bow to your martial arts instructor and tear his uniform with your ears, you might be Batman Beyond.

If you have ever thrown up one of your arch-enemies, you might be Batman Beyond.

If you toss your dirty uniform into a corner, accidentally hitting the belt buckle on a chair, and then can't find it for the next three days, you might be Batman Beyond!

[Jedigreedo]

- If seeing an "evil" gang parade happily around in make-up is a normal night for you...

- If being invisible is second nature...

- If you're ok with rocket boosters on your feet...

- If Schway is cool...

- If seeing some maniac bring a video game to life which he stole from someone else doesn't give you a feeling of ridiculousness

- You meet blue people with swords...

[Naraht]

...you call a pink haired smart girl "Alfred"
...

[Terminal]

Some of you guys' "you might be"'s are downright hilarious!
Here are mine:


...if you're constantly calling your little bro a "twip"

...if you think Cheezy Dan's is cool place to hang out

...if you continually forget to use your foot rocket boosters while falling

... if your series ended without a finale!!

... you might be Batman Beyond!!!

[Cassandra]

If four out of five students at your high school are actually evil mutants......
you might be Batman Beyond

[Dark Knight]

...If after sucessfully taking out a villain while invisible you always seem to reappear for no reason allowing one of his/her accomplices to spot you and tackle you, rather than remaining invisible until all enemies have been defeated.