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James Harvey
12-29-2001, 12:08 AM
I was always fond of Batman's hilarious one punch knock out of ultra lame hero Guy Gardener. What's yours?

batboy2001
12-29-2001, 12:19 AM
Guy Gardener? Care to jog my memory? Um, soo many good smacks, um. Maybe later one will come to me.

The Guard
12-29-2001, 12:30 AM
It had something to do with Gardner blabbing. Anyway...I think even funnier was when in a JLA special about the formation of the new JLA, Gardner was in the watchtower as Warrior, and challenged the JLA. Then Batman just glares at him and he goes "Ok ok." and leaves...

Batman 80
12-29-2001, 12:55 AM
I don't really remember any from the comics, but the one I like was when Batman blasted Scarecrow after he knocked Batgirl off that building in the epsisode Over the Edge.

James Harvey
12-29-2001, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by batboy2001
Guy Gardener? Care to jog my memory? Um, soo many good smacks, um. Maybe later one will come to me.

Guy Gardener was a poor excuse for Green Lantern. For some reason, the Guardians of Oa picked Garder as earth's GL while Jordan was on a space mission. He's an ex-military guy with a ridiciulous bowl cut hair do and the worst attitude anyone could have. He was stuck and and egotistical. Thanfully when Jordan returned, he kicked Gardener's arse.

The Guard
12-29-2001, 01:45 PM
Let's not forget the punch Batman gave Ra's after he was poisoned and Talia gave him the antidote.

"By the gods! You pursue me fast your dying! Are you man or fiend from Hell?"

THWACKKK

FLIPMODE
12-29-2001, 07:50 PM
1-The Guy Gardner punch For sure. All those cosmic powers mean nothing when you dont have your ring turned on. LOL!
And it's funny, Batman just went on with his business, he did'nt even fear retaliation.

The Rest are physical things I've seen the Bat do, not all are neccessarily "Punches".

2-In Knightfall, Versus Zombie. Bruce yes Bruce, sends his cape and cowel, to descend on Zombie, Zombie's tricked by stabbing the bodyless suit, he pauses in shock, then a maskless Bruce is on the step ladder under Zombie, (I believe they fough atop a 18 wheeler) and pulls him from off of his feet, Smashing his head face first to the truck. K.O. for Zombie. Then he puts the cape an cowel back on and it read something like this: "Besides the fact that im tired and in pain,....That felt good". And he had a smirk on his face.

3-Bat vs the White martians, in JLA#1, comics. Protex goes, "He's ONLY a MAN". Superman sya's something like: "The Most Dangerous man alive". He already destroyed one Martian, who has Superman like powers, strung up by Bat rope. 4 more come to attack him, and one of them is HUGE. Anyway, he tricked them into a circle of gasoline, and set it a blaze. He Cracks his Knuckles.
Next time you see him, he has all 5 tied up, Knocked out, and he's hauling ALL of them by rope.

4-Bat Versus Amygdila. In Knightfall, all I remember is Amygdila saying that his head hurts, and Batman telling him this is a Dose of Medicine for him. AND *CRACK* a two handed, joined by the fingers, Plummet to the base of his skull. That's all she wrote. Amygdila is HUUGE.

5-The Superman Toss in WF! It's just cool to see something like that animated.

6-I think this was in Knightquest, He had Pleanty of fights in that series. Due to Lady Shiva. But this One Musclebound Master, was to be defeated, if not the Bat was a goner. All the Battles were great, They were fighting between and ontop of Moving traffic.
This one guy, had his Windpipe replace with titanium, just so that he'd have no weas spots in battle. He was choking the Bat to unconciousness. In his head, the Bat was saying "I need a Weapon", then it just occured to him. He say's "...my hand,...My hand is a Knife!" Then he forms him right hand I guess the best a person can to immitate a knife, with all 4 fingers...And then he just Slashes this poor guys Eyes, straight across the face!! Now that's hardcore.

7- Batman Vs a Shark? Yup, in Legends of the Dark Knight, I forget the issue, but according to them, in his early Days, (I think during the Venom crisis, before there was a Bane), a Shark attacks Batman, close the the Shore. If you saw this, you'd be shocked. But as the Shark is trying to chomp him, he takes hold of the top and bottom of the jaw, and just rips it, in the opposite Direction. The next thing they show, is the shark sinking under, with lots of blood rising. HE'S A SHARK KILLER. Human Life he values. Animals..well, they'd better stay away from him. :D

Wing Zero
12-29-2001, 08:17 PM
I think it was in "See No Evil" when Batman cracked open the watertower, and Ventrix is revealed.

Batman:"Peek-a-boo"

*SMACK*

:cool:

FLIPMODE
12-29-2001, 08:20 PM
Oh yeah, Good one Wing!!

Wing Zero
12-29-2001, 10:13 PM
:D

Bobby Boy 101
12-29-2001, 11:52 PM
ok, i know this isnt a one-punch knock out, but I loved how in DOUBLE TALK (TNBA) Bats took on both of Scareface's men at the same time, and kept hitting the skinny one when he would try to attack him from behind, and how he dodged every one of Rhino's punches (except one).

Bruce Wayne
12-30-2001, 09:02 PM
My favorite one would have to be when Batman hits a guy that tries to sneak up on him. He doesn't even look back. Then he hits another guy after he turned around.

I think it was Scarface's men.

Bobby Boy 101
12-30-2001, 09:44 PM
*lowers head*