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Batgirl
06-07-2001, 11:23 AM
Under the topic of Tim turning to JJ, I noticed a few replies towards the end that really got me thinking. Ok, we all know Harley's not a virgin (in the series and comics.) My question is this... who do you think is and isn't a virgin in the series? Personally I'm slightly embarrassed to bring this topic up, but my curiosity got the better of me. Also, any one know if any of the chicks in the comics are virgins? In the series here's my guess... Virgins- Selina (possibly), Barbara (most definitely), Rene, and Kara (she's like what, 16? I'd certainly hope so. Not virgins... Harley (definitely), Ivy (she's been married before) and Talia. What do you guys think?
-BG

Calhoun07
06-07-2001, 12:03 PM
Inque-not
that freaky guy who obsessed about her-DEFINATELY!

Tim Drake
06-07-2001, 01:15 PM
There's no way that Selina's a virgin. You're talking about animated series right? Because if I remember right in the comics Tim Drake not only had sex but had a kid.

Gpoliceman
06-07-2001, 04:15 PM
I know this might sound crazy, but I always thought that if any ONE character in the show had a problem expressing their sexuality it would have been Bruce Wayne/Batman.
I don't know about the comics, because I don't read them enough, but as for the animated series I always thought that Andrea Bouemont (from Mask of the Phantasm) was the only girl Bruce went all the way with cause all of his other love interests either were villians (Talia), don't even KNOW he's Bruce Wayne (Selina Kyle) or the relationship probably didn't last long enough or get that far (Barbara Gordon)

It feels kinda stupid talking about this with a cartoon character, but as a CHARACTER ANALYSIS of a figure in literature that has been around for quite sometime now, I would have to say that Bruce Wayne (as for the animated series at the least) has the least experience with women.

Face it people, he's a great character, but he is a little messed up in the head. I have a feeling heart break from Andrea would have ruined all other relationships in the sexual sense.


Gpoliceman

PS: I also like thinking of Batman as a "one girl" kinda guy, since I think romantic heroes are better heroes..........unlike a James Bond kinda thing.

James Harvey
06-07-2001, 05:11 PM
This topic is kinda...he...odd, but I'll tak emy swing:

Harley - Not a Virgin
DickGrayson - Not a Virgin
Selina - Not a Virgin
Ivy - Not a Virgin
Batgirl - A bit iffy, but I don't think she is one
Bruce - Not a Virgin
Superman - To be honest I can't see it becuase of his...ah...super-prowess.

and well, that's all I can think of.

Huntress
06-07-2001, 06:43 PM
Depends which version of Batman you're talking about ... certainly in some of the comics there doesn't seem to be anyone who's a virgin!

The postures and costumes of most of the female characters say a lot (again, depending on which version ...). :D

As for Bruce ... billionaire batchelor ... I think he puts it about a lot! Real relationships are a no-no due to work pressures and the whole 'secret' so he just goes along with the no-string one-nighters! It fits into his character profile too, meaningless relationship's that he can torture himself with ... and - let's face it - what better way to get over the daily pressures ;)

And DG is probably just as bad. Tim is probably the only one out of all the characters who might still have his cherry! Poor love!

Inque
06-07-2001, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by calhoun07
Inque-not
that freaky guy who obsessed about her-DEFINATELY!
LOL!! I totally agree :D

Nightwing
06-08-2001, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Gpoliceman
......he's a great character, but he is a little messed up in the head.

Nice to see you found your way here GP. And, I must say, I agree completely. However, I think the phrase saying Bruce is "messed up" in the head is what MAKES him a great character. :D

joker
06-08-2001, 01:00 PM
its sad to see that the heroes of americas youth have all had pre-meritlle sex. i can spell meritlle, sorry.

Bird Boy
06-08-2001, 01:56 PM
hmmm..well, the only person in the cartoon series who I think is a virgin..would have to be..

Barbra..I dunno why..she just doesn't seem that..ah..I dunno..lol

As for that pre-marittle (see? we DO need that spell checker..hehe...I know it costs money, so I won't complain anymore..I only used it once..) thing, yeah, it's sad. But when you live in a city of crime, and could die any day... I guess they think they need to live it to the fullest..

-BB

DR. BELCH
06-08-2001, 02:57 PM
...wink, wink, nudge, nudge, eh, eh? (Monty Python ref there.)
On pre-marital relations (if I may help the poor spellers out a bit)...
BARBARA GORDON. She's a good girl; she's only had a couple of lovers in her life--Bruce and Sam. I wonder if she's been up front with him about her past?
TALIA. Her intense Electra complex probably keeps her panties on...not to mention no man wants Ras as a father-in-law!
CATWOMAN. Cats are very seductive, beautiful creatures. She strikes me as the sort of girl who will sleep with a man, steal his wallet when he sleeps, and write something obcene on the bathroom mirror in lipstick.
ANDREA. Again, an Electra complex. Bruce, if he did have relations with her, has been her only lover, and probably the only one who ever truly fathomed his darkness.
LOIS LANE. She's a career girl first and foremost. If she ever took a man to bed, she probably had so many rules and birth control devices that the guy's passion probably died before he even crossed the threshold to her budior. She and Lex might have been intimate, but I don't want to think about that...http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/puke/barfy.gif http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/puke/bashy.gif
MERCY. She's more than Luthor's bodyguard, I think. But it's decidedly one-sided, she'd do anything for him but she's just a tension-relieving tool for ol' Baldy.
HARLEY QUINN. She's smitten, but like a typical antisocial personality Joker is unable to feel a deep emotion like love. I picture Joker at the bedside when his son is born, whoever the mother is, and, like Charles Manson, chewing through the umbilical cord. Again I hope the chemicals at Ace rendered Joker impotent--though that could be a plus for the clown, sex without guilt or fear of pregnancy.
BRUCE WAYNE. An emotionally stunted child but with a man's lusts; he can bed a woman but not committ to her. I recall a comic story in which an abused boy with a backful of bruises and scars claimed to be Bruce's illegitimate son, but I never got past the first few pages. If Bruce had never had sex, he'd have nothing to worry about as far as a paternity suit (though the media would have a field day).
DICK GREYSON. Had his chance with a broad in "House and Garden", but Bruce's phone call queered the deal. Still, he probably bagged a coed or two, and maybe even had Selina (who stole his wallet, wrote cuss words on the mirror, and skipped out on him--see abovehttp://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/smily012.gif ).
TIM DRAKE. Someone mentioned he had a couple of kids. Were they his or did he marry a woman with a couple from a previous relationship?

Anyone I've forgotten?

I.R Joey
06-08-2001, 04:59 PM
Inque-not
that freaky guy who obsessed about her-DEFINATELY!

Absolutely, and also she has a daughter, unless she reproduces A-sexually no way she is.

BTW: This is a silly topic

DerekPowers
06-08-2001, 05:20 PM
this is a really weird question. I never really thought about it. i know its crossed my mind before but i never gave it much thought. Anyway, i dont think only a few of them are virgins. here's my list:

1. All the female bat-villians: all not virgins, especially selina.

2. The whole GPD: not vigins.

3. Bruce Wayne- ofcourse not a vigin, although i always had a hard time picturing tas version as a playboy. he played it too awkward to be a ladies man. but tnba bruce was all about the !@#$%.

4. Barbra: not a virgin

Actually, besides tim drake i cant think of any characters who'd be virgins.

Supergirl
06-09-2001, 03:22 PM
Batsy girlie you...have...issues...and i guess i do too since i'm replying... anywho!
Bruce-NO!!! Heck no! why would he be one...multi-billionaire(spell check needed...hehe) here! He could get anything he ever wanted...Anyway he's just got that sleep around personality...

Dick Grayson-see we were talkin about this...i dunno...maybe maybe not...all depends on the comic and show and writer and when, if he's still Robin, if he's Nightwing...ya get my point...

Barbra-again, maybe...dunno, depends on comic, in some, shes to school girl, miss prim and proper to even think that thought.("Oh dear!)

Tim-comic-15. Cartoon-13 for God's sake what do ya think? He's Bruce? Yes i think hes a virgen...

Selina-..........NO

Ivy-depends if she kisses them....

Joker-<starts laughing>no comment

Harley-<lauging raises a notch>see above note

Talai-heck no!!!! And with Bruce if we wanna get complicated

Harvy Dent-Naw probably not

Superhunk-maybe..again depends on writer...

Lois-<laughs>...no...

Supergirl(me!!!!)-yea i think she is...

Lex-<laughs>...no...

Lex's body gaurd(forget name)-...no...otherwise why in the insane world does she hang on his every whim?

GPD-dunno...

Tat's about all i can think up...ah well!

<Superman music starts to play>Anywho! I'm off to save the day and call my b/f to talk to him about movie times!

Luv ya'll!

Supes jr.

Kylewayne
06-09-2001, 04:01 PM
lol...:D It amuses me to see that most of you people have labeled Inque and Selina as being literaly whores :p

Marvin
06-09-2001, 08:05 PM
:eek: this is a topic for a mainly-kiddie-board???


oh well, if you can't beat them ...

they're all at it like randy bunnies on a sugar fix!! All of them!! One big masquerade ball!! Orgie Gotham-style!!

All except Alfred.

He's too old, too British and it would explain the melancholy mood!! I know he's got the hots for that doctor-chick but please ... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/puke/barf.gif



And now we take you back to your regular programme .......

SilverKnight
06-09-2001, 09:14 PM
You all know I'd have to answer this eventually. :D Anywho...

Bruce Wayne--I'm in the minority here, but the BTAS bats seemed to me the "one girl" type--ie, Andrea. To me, Bruce may ACT like a playboy, but he's the one love person. As someone said above, he also seemed too dopey and shy and such to be a playboy. In TNBA, he apparently gained some confidence, because he seemed to be all over the place. But still, I go back to the "one girl" thing. Well, the vegi-girl aside...(In the comics, he is most definately *NOT* a virgin, but I digress.)

Dick Grayson--No, he's not a virgin. Although I think, like Bruce, he's a one or two love person.

Tim Drake--He's 13. A street punk, maybe, but still 13. Therefore, yes, he's a virgin.

Barbara Gordon--Personally, I think she's a virgin. Maybe she *almost* went all the way, but I don't think she actually went through with it.

The only Batman villian that hasn't gotten any would be Scarface. :) j/k

Supes--I think he's a virgin. Man of Steel or not, he's still got that farmboy ethics instilled in him by his parents. He wouldn't just sleep with somebody. I really can't even see Clark Kent making out. >shrugs< Just me.

Lois Lane-->laughs< No, dear. Maybe only a few, but she doesn't strike me as a virgin.

Lex Luthor--What kind of question is *that*? (Meaning, no.)

Mercy Graves--Maybe, but only with a few people. Then again, she *was* akin to a street urchin, so I dunno. But after being Lex's bodyguard, I think the only person she would really bag would be Lex himself.

Jimmy--Oh yes, he's a virgin.

Catwoman--no, she's not a virgin. She's not a slut, but I think she knows how to use her body as a weapon.

Andrea--nope. Like Bruce, one love person. And like Bruce, she's messed up in the head, apparently moreso than Andy, so she'd never really look at anyone else, I believe.

That's just my opinion, so take it for what it's worth.

AndreaBeaumont
06-09-2001, 09:55 PM
[COLOR=coral]I totally agree with SK. On every one of those.

Brucey- slept with Andrea(well they lead you believe he did in the movie) and a lot of comics I think have him sleeping with Talia but I don't think he's the sleep aroundish type really. He puts on the facade but I think his ethics run a bit deeper.

Dick-No not a virgin

Barb-Yes she's a regular virgin-mary

Tim-He better be!

Andy-Bruce only prolly

Cats-Hell no

Harls-No w/ joker more than likely

Ivy-Yeah surprisingly cause b4 her transformation wasn't she a major lab nerd...and now she's married to her plants she was then too.

Joker- No

Riddler-No

Supes-YES

Maxie Zeus
06-10-2001, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by DickGrayson
Superman - To be honest I can't see it becuase of his...ah...super-prowess.

Exactly. At the moment of climax the poor girl would ricochet off the ceiling. . .

Trent Lane
06-10-2001, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Maxie Zeus


Exactly. At the moment of climax the poor girl would ricochet off the ceiling. . .

HA! :D you guys evr seen "Mallrats"? this thread is beginning to turn into the debate over which woman nearest to superman could carry his child. jason lee's character describes how it could not be lois, because one kick from the baby would mosty likely kill her, but how his child's mother would have to be wonder woman, of course that's all loosely translated. it's been a while since i've seen it...

BWDK
06-10-2001, 11:04 AM
I think Bruce lost his virginity when he was together with Andrea and maybe he also slept with Talia, Barb, and Selina. Although I'm very positive that he slept with Barb and Dick was really pi$$ed

I think both Dick (what a name :D) and Barb did lost their virginity when they did it together for the first time.
http://www.britneyland.de/BRITNEY/BRITNEYFORUM/smilies/smileysex.gif
HQ lost hers when she slept with that professor in college although I think she probably had some relationships earlier...

Talia probably had a hard time in finding a suitable boyfriend because of her overprotective daddy, which probably was a big pain in the *****

The Mad Hatter and Crane could be virgins unless that fat ugly lady in Arkham wanted to play with them YUCK!

Calhoun07
06-10-2001, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by flhero311


HA! :D you guys evr seen "Mallrats"? this thread is beginning to turn into the debate over which woman nearest to superman could carry his child. jason lee's character describes how it could not be lois, because one kick from the baby would mosty likely kill her, but how his child's mother would have to be wonder woman, of course that's all loosely translated. it's been a while since i've seen it...

LOL...it also reminds me of a fumetti (is that the right word for it? A comic strip that is made up of photos instead of drawings?) in Wizard Magazine with Superman, and there was one short sequence where Supes uses the bathroom and the urinal...and you see an outside shot of his yellow liquid shooting thru the few high rises!

Eldermount
06-12-2001, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by flhero311
HA! you guys evr seen "Mallrats"? this thread is beginning to turn into the debate over which woman nearest to superman could carry his child. jason lee's character describes how it could not be lois, because one kick from the baby would mosty likely kill her, but how his child's mother would have to be wonder woman, of course that's all loosely translated. it's been a while since i've seen it...

Take a look at Larry Niven's essay Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. (It's a short story in one of his anthologies, but I can't remember which one) Since this is a PG board, I can't go into full detail about what he says, but he covers the idea of Superman procreating, and why it would be a baaaaad idea for Lois to even try. The baby kicking is just the tip of the iceberg. (And his final solution is hilarious.)

Calhoun07
06-12-2001, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by Eldermount


Take a look at Larry Niven's essay Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. (It's a short story in one of his anthologies, but I can't remember which one) Since this is a PG board, I can't go into full detail about what he says, but he covers the idea of Superman procreating, and why it would be a baaaaad idea for Lois to even try. The baby kicking is just the tip of the iceberg. (And his final solution is hilarious.)

Is this posted on line anywhere? Sounds kinda cool.

Eldermount
06-12-2001, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by calhoun07

Is this posted on line anywhere? Sounds kinda cool.
I just did a search on Google. Looks like I got the title wrong. It's Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex. Oh well, I was close.

Anyhow, I found this site (http://www.blueneptune.com/~svw/superman.html) that has the essay. Enjoy!

Maxie Zeus
06-12-2001, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Eldermount
this site (http://www.blueneptune.com/~svw/superman.html). Enjoy!

That is one of the FUNNIEST things I've ever read.

wolverine
06-17-2001, 06:20 PM
well i know that kal-El(superman/clak kent) isnt a virgin. has anybody senn superman the movie2? and lois lane. they dont actually show anything but i would think that they had sex wuoldnt you?

Frozen
06-18-2001, 08:37 AM
Y'know, in all the years I've watched the Batman cartoon, I never once wondered who was a virgin or not. And that's the way it's going to stay...

Alexander
01-13-2002, 12:49 PM
It's funny how U all think Baraba Gordon is a virgin in TNBA...

Didn't you listen to what they said in the TNBA about Babs!
When Tim Drake was in love with that Matilda look-a-like, James Gordon said he is glad Barbara is past her wild years.
Now, Babs is 23, and a very sweet adorable girl in TNBA. Very calm and relaxed, but this indicates that she was a lot wilder when she was a teen. And everybody knows that wild girls usually have lots of sexual adventures, specially when they're in their teen years. A good example for this are films such as American Pie, Road Trip, and The breakfast club.

I think Kara Kent is sorta in that phase right now, or at the beginning of it. with the short skirts, the exposed belly. Though i don't think she's really had sexual contact yet, but Kara is in the phase where it could happen any time now.

And i think Babs is the way she is in TNBA because she's been there all, she has seen it all, and now she just wants to take it easy and wait untill Dick chanches his mind about setteling down together.
I think she's a bit ashamed of her wild teen years, and now wants to be a CUTIE instead of a HOTTIE.

So no, Babs is definatly not a virgin. But who cares anyway, does that make her any less sweet, adorable, lovely, cute, and attractive? NO. If anything, her wild years make her more experienced in what's good or bad.

And i think Kara has a good friend to Barbara. Babs can protect Kara, or help her when she's going the wrong way. Babs will make sure Kara stays away from drugs and alcohol. Or protect her from people who want to take advantige of her in a sexual way.

Poison Carley
01-13-2002, 01:02 PM
I would like to agree with Frozen.. But like I just have to say... If anyone is a virgin, it would have to be Clark Smallville! :)

Cassandra
01-13-2002, 01:06 PM
I can't figure out how to insert text from earlier posts, but just let me say to Dr. Belch, who commented that "He wasn't sure if Lois and Lex had been intimate?"

AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH(HEAVE )!!!!!

Bobby Boy 101
01-13-2002, 01:59 PM
LOL SELINA IS S0OOOOOO NOT A VIRGIN!

Barb Gordon
01-13-2002, 02:08 PM
If we're going by the cartoons:
Bruce: not a virgin
Tim: virgin
Dick: I'd say not a virgin
Barbara: As virgin as possible
Selina: certainly not a virgin
Clark: virgin
Lois: i dunno...I'd say not a virgin

If we were going by the comics:
Bruce: Still not a virgin
Tim: haven't a clue, I think a virgin
Dick: lol, now I know for sure he's not a virgin in the comics....my god, it's amazing how many girls he's done it with....
Babs: not a virgin
Selina: still not a virgin
Clark: I still say a virgin
Lois: haven't a clue

Barb^-^

Nightflower
01-13-2002, 03:00 PM
Sassy, we all know how much you love Barb, but resurrecting old posts tend to confuse people, so in the future, could you try to keep it a minimum?

Batman 80
01-13-2002, 03:40 PM
I thought the animated Batgirl was a virgin. The only animated character that I can say is a virgin for sure is Supes since he has strong morals.

The Game
01-13-2002, 03:52 PM
Batman- Definitley did it with Andrea, maybe others.

Robin- He thinks slow dancing is gross- something tells me no.

Nightwing- Not a virgin.

Batgirl- Why does everyone think shes a virgin? Just because she's such a good girl... I think she's done it with Dick more than once.

Joker- No, he's done it with Harley.

Harley- Done it with Joker ("Wanna rev up your harley, vroom vroom!")

Catwoman- No way. She doesn't sleep around persay, but I think she's been with her share of men.

Penguin- What girl would get with him? My money's on yes.

Supes- Toatally. Not only is Clark a geek, but c'mon, those Superpowers would get in the way... You know?

Karkull
01-13-2002, 04:44 PM
Personally, I don't see why people take offense to the notion that super-heroes have sex. Epic heroes had tons of it. Besides, without it they revert to being sexless/quasi-homosexual like their pulp hero forefathers.

I think that just about everyone mentioned has had sex at one point or another, except Tim Drake, Talia, Jimmy Olsen, and Supergirl. Even Superman has had some: he bagged the Female Furies (or they bagged him) in Legacy.

Batman 80
01-13-2002, 05:21 PM
I forgot about Legacy. The Female that he slept with was Lashina(the one with the whips). I don't know how I forgot about that story arc. He was better off with her than with Granny Goodness :D

G. Wen
01-13-2002, 10:47 PM
Since I have never read the comics, this is only based off of B:TAS and TNBA:

Bruce Wayne- I think the only person he's ever been w/ is Andrea. He's very guarded to just share himself w/ anyone.

Dick Greyson- I think it's very likely he might have slept w/ Barbara.

Barbara Gorden- see above statement

Tim Drake- At 13 yr. old, he'd better be.

None of the female villians on Batman are virgins because they're all too sensual.

I think the only villians who are virgins are Riddler, Scarecrow, and the Madhatter because they're too nerdy to get anyone.

austin norsworthy
01-23-2002, 06:50 PM
going by comics.


Batman: he did it with talia and probaly julie madison.
Dick: he probaly did it with Starfire once or twice.
tim: virgin.
spoiler: not a virgin.
barbara: not sure.
catwoman: doubt that she's a virgin.
poison ivy: not a virgin.
mr. freeze: not.
superman: not a virgin.
lois lane: not a virgin.
lex luthor: not a virgin.

out of curiosty, who officaly did it with dick?

Bird Boy
01-23-2002, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by austin norsworthy


out of curiosty, who officaly did it with dick?

I'm reading "No Mans Land: A Novel", and it is talking about the huntress, and how Dick and they shared a mission together, then it says, and I quote "Then they shared her bed".

And then it goes on to say how even though they were both mask-less, he wouldn't reveal his identity....

-BB

austin norsworthy
01-23-2002, 08:20 PM
Sounds funny. probaly didn't happen in the comics continuray.

Bird Boy
01-23-2002, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by austin norsworthy
Sounds funny. probaly didn't happen in the comics continuray.

actually, No Mans Land is the comics. I'm just reading the Novel form...it's in a trade paperback too..but I don't know exactly what issue of Nightwing or whatever that they slept together in..

-BB

austin norsworthy
01-23-2002, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Bird_Boy


actually, No Mans Land is the comics. I'm just reading the Novel form...it's in a trade paperback too..but I don't know exactly what issue of Nightwing or whatever that they slept together in..

-BB


so it's offical information? they may or may not have slept 26-9.

Bird Boy
01-23-2002, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by austin norsworthy

so it's offical information? they may or may not have slept 26-9.

well it came from an official DC Publication...so it's as official it's gonna get I guess....

-BB

Bobby Boy 101
01-23-2002, 09:34 PM
might as well be official

JckNapier2
01-23-2002, 11:00 PM
To the point... sex-lives according to the Animated Series continuity...

The good guys

-- Bruce Wayne/Batman: Obviously, he slept with Andrea Beaumont. Remember, that the life of every character includes moments not shown in various episodes. Thus, it seems likely that he probably had sex with Talia after her father apparently died in 2009. It's also plausible that he slept with Lois Lane while in Metropolis. It's probably likely that he had lots of random sex with all his playboy bunnies and what-not, if only to keep up the image.

--Dick Grayson/Nightwing: I think it's likely that he slept with Babs during their college courtship (perhaps one reason why she felt so spurned it ended). As for other relationships, he seems to be the most normal and healthy of all the bat-family (in the comics, even Alfred has admitted that Dick turned out best, which is why having him "kill" the Joker during Last Laugh was a ballsy move), so he probably had a fair share of healthy, adult courtships.

-- Tim Drake/Robin: I am under the opinion that Joker probably raped Tim while he was kidnapped and being brainwashed (if nothing else, what were those plungers and brooms for on the tool table?). And if that happened, Harley probably took a go at him too. Obviously, this is not the most opportune way to lose your virginity (and he certainly was not in an enviroment for emotional healing) so it is quite likely that either he had a large number of random sexual encounters (possibly with prostitutes) or he abstained from sex until he met the woman he would marry and have kids with.

-- Barbara Gordon/Batgirl: At least three likely partners (Dick, Bruce, and her husband, Sam)... other than that, she probably had few if any sexual encounters, healthy relationships as she probably was badly hurt by both Dick and Bruce ditching her due to their own problems. I happen to believe that Babs hooked up with Bruce out of a form of revenge against Dick. Bruce probably was just desperate and afraid of dying alone.

-- James Gordon: He probably had a couple relationships in college and of course was married to whomever was Bab's mother. All in all, a normal life prior to coming to Gotham. Since then, he has probably had all the romance sucked out of him.

-- Harvey Bullock: lots of random, emotion-less sex, possibly frequents local whorehouses. Has problems keeping quality relationships of any kind intact (as eveidenced in Bullet for Bullock).

-- Rene Montoya: Pretty much the same as Gordon, but still may have a bright romantic future as she is still young.

-- Alfred: Completely normal sex life prior to buttlering.

-- Leslie Thompkins: I always assumed that the four chums (Leslie, Thorne, and Mr and Mrs Wayne) dated within each other before the latter two got married. Whether any of them had sex is up for discussion. But, at her age, she is not a virgin. In fact, as spunky and frank as she is in her old age, she was probably quite a catch during her college days.


The Bad Guys:

The Joker: as Jack Napier, he probably had the normal, random sex life of a mobster. As The Joker, he probably reguaraly has sex with Quinn, if only as a weapon to use against her (he's probably forced her to have several abortions to hurt her more). Of course, I believe that he has molested Robin in some fashion so I guess that counts too. I can often imagine The Joker disguising himself and breaking into the homes of random women, raping them, and then cutting them up, just enough to not kill them (The Joker knows that sex and mulitilation is a very powerful weapon). He probably does this to prostitutes without a disguise, knowing that they would be reluctant to come forward. Obviously, in both of these cases, he occasionally kills his victims for sport.

Harvey Dent/Two-Face: Probably had sex with Pamela Isley prior to being poisoned. Likely had sex with Grace, his fiancee, as well. After becoming Two-Face, he probably hires prostitutes to enact bizarre duality role-playing (think "Oooh, so bad! Oooh, so good!").

Edward Nygma/The Riddler: With looks, wit, and major brains, he probably has the healthiest sex life of any of the villains.

Oswald Cobblepot/Jonathon Crane/Jervis Tech: all reluctant virgins, constantly rejected by the women they lusted for. It is possible that Tech raped his secretary, Alice, while she was brain-washed, although he may have wanted to keep her innocent.

Victor Freiz: Was a virgin till he married Nora, hasn't had sex since her accident.

Killer Croc: Was probably a reluctent virgin (possible rapist though) due to his hideous appearance until his courtship with Baby Doll, who also lost her virginity to Croc.

Ra's Al Ghul: Uh... he's gotten laid thousands of times over the hundreds of years. And he probably has a large penis too.

Talia: She has probably had sex only with Bruce Wayne, unless it served her father on some grand-scheme (and then she thought of Bruce while climaxing).

Selina Kyle/Catwoman: A few partners, none serious or emotionally fullfilling. She thinks of Batman when climaxing.

Bane: Obviously had sex with Ruport Thorne's mole. Other than that, his only sexual experience consists of prison rape.

Poison Ivy: Screws and kills random men on a weekly basis.

Matt Hagen: Had the usual sex life of a major Hollywood star before his transformation.

and finally...

Ventriloquest: The Ventriloquest is a virgin, but Scarface probably hires prostitutes, if you catch my drift.

Alexander
01-24-2002, 05:32 AM
Might i just add that BB is in a possible future. We live in the present time, and in the present time Barbara is 23, and has not done it with Bruce yet, and she hasn't even met Sam yet!
So, if you talk about what she has done underneath the sheats, you can suggest Dick Grayson, and previous boyfriens. If you want to talk about what she's gonna do in the future, you still can't add Bruce and Sam to the list, because that is just a possibility. It is not sure, just a possibility. Just like there is a possibility that i will marry Natalie Portman, only to dump her for the lovely french pop singer Alizee.
I like your idea of Babs trying to make Dick pissed with Bruce though.

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 06:50 AM
Croc did it with baby doll? that is more disturbing than robin in rotj. Man, jcknapier2, You really had some good points.

The Game
01-24-2002, 12:25 PM
I am under the opinion that Joker probably raped Tim while he was kidnapped and being brainwashed (if nothing else, what were those plungers and brooms for on the tool table?).

Ewwww! :( I hope he didn't, that's nasty!

Bird Boy
01-24-2002, 05:43 PM
I'm relabeling the thread with "Adult Content" cuz it's going near there.....lol

-BB

Zoddman
01-24-2002, 05:57 PM
Ra's Al Ghul: Uh... he's gotten laid thousands of times over the hundreds of years. And he probably has a large penis too. lol :D

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by thegame8866


Ewwww! :( I hope he didn't, that's nasty!



Yeah, but Harley quinn can honk my nose {or something} anytime :p :rolleyes:

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 06:38 PM
And Jcknapier2, what about firefly, calendar girl and roxy rocket?

Nightflower
01-24-2002, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by austin norsworthy




Yeah, but Harley quinn can honk my nose {or something} anytime :p :rolleyes:

Sorry to sound, er, age-ist, but aren't you 12? Please don't say things like that! :eek:

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Nightflower


Sorry to sound, er, age-ist, but aren't you 12? Please don't say things like that! :eek:

I didn't say it I typed it :p I have seen south park, beavis and butt-head and simpson. my parents answed all my questions too. I knew I souldn't have typed that! I'm sorry. I meant it as a joke. now let us never speak of it agian.

P.S. am I the youngest member?

BeyondGotham
01-24-2002, 06:52 PM
DICK GREYSON. Had his chance with a broad in "House and Garden", but Bruce's phone call queered the deal. Still, he probably bagged a coed or two, and maybe even had Selina (who stole his wallet, wrote cuss words on the mirror, and skipped out on him--see above ).
TIM DRAKE. Someone mentioned he had a couple of kids. Were they his or did he marry a woman with a couple from a previous relationship?

In the comics...Dick as been with the Huntress, and now Barbara. In fact, in one of the Gotham Kights books, Batman calls Oracle fifteen thousand times, and the last time, Dick (with no shirt on) says to give it a rest.

As for Tim, he is. He has not fathered any children, but was Steph's, (The Spolier) boyfriend while she was with child...

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by BeyondGotham
[I]

As for Tim, he is. He has not fathered any children, but was Steph's, (The Spolier) boyfriend while she was with child...

That wasn't him.

Bird Boy
01-24-2002, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by austin norsworthy


That wasn't him.

No, I think he meant "he is [a virgin]"....

-BB

Barb Gordon
01-24-2002, 08:05 PM
SPOILERS---perhaps for some people

Dick has for sure done it with Huntress, and it has already been stated, that it did happen in the comics. It happened in the comic special when Huntress and Nightwing teaming up in four issues. It was like in the 2nd or 3rd one where they are both "very alone"...and then all of a sudden they're in the same bed. Big surprise for Oracle when she tries to contact him! He keeps his identity secret...but he doesn't have his mask on....maybe Huntress is just a lousy detective, are she's fine with him not telling her who he is. Dick has also had relationships with girls besides Barbara, Starfire for one. And then there were at least two other girls that he has also dated. One he married(which was later anulled), it was this whole undercover thing, but he slept on the couch the whole time. And the other one, the girl ended up being a murderer, not sure if he had sex with her though. It's not surprising, I mean, who could possibly resist his? he's got girl's falling all over him all the time, superhero or not!

Barb^-^

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Barb Gordon
SPOILERS---perhaps for some people

Dick has for sure done it with Huntress, and it has already been stated, that it did happen in the comics. It happened in the comic special when Huntress and Nightwing teaming up in four issues. It was like in the 2nd or 3rd one where they are both "very alone"...and then all of a sudden they're in the same bed. Big surprise for Oracle when she tries to contact him! He keeps his identity secret...but he doesn't have his mask on....maybe Huntress is just a lousy detective, are she's fine with him not telling her who he is. Dick has also had relationships with girls besides Barbara, Starfire for one. And then there were at least two other girls that he has also dated. One he married(which was later anulled), it was this whole undercover thing, but he slept on the couch the whole time. And the other one, the girl ended up being a murderer, not sure if he had sex with her though. It's not surprising, I mean, who could possibly resist his? he's got girl's falling all over him all the time, superhero or not!

Barb^-^


I don't know about eimly, {When did issues did they date?} but dick didn't know miggie long enough to have sex with her. and for those of you who are wondering, she killed her dad. he was abusing her, and before she killed him he was drunk and had a gun. so she killed in self definse.

The Game
01-24-2002, 08:14 PM
Yeah, but Harley quinn can honk my nose {or something} anytime

Yeah, I'd get with Harley in a second, but having the Joker shove a plunger up my... you know, really isn't cool.

austin norsworthy
01-24-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by thegame8866


Yeah, I'd get with Harley in a second, but having the Joker shove a plunger up my... you know, really isn't cool.

and it would really hurt too.

Bird Boy
01-24-2002, 08:49 PM
K. I know this is the second thread I've closed today, but it's getting a little to "adult"...even with the label. And towards the end a couple of the posts were "off topic" as it were....

-BB