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Brandon Pierce
11-22-2005, 07:18 PM
"It's our neighbor, Ron! Don't worry, he's already been cooked."
Sharklady
11-22-2005, 10:11 PM
Absolutely no jello. That's for tomorrow.
Temple Fugate
11-23-2005, 02:07 AM
Chicken
Space Chief
11-23-2005, 12:11 PM
http://www.thoughtviper.com/inexob/images/ined1.jpg

MOMMY, NO!!!
Malex
11-23-2005, 12:40 PM
Everyone it's time for Pork Butts and Taters! GET THE CATAPULT!
Kury Wagner
11-23-2005, 12:44 PM
Tofurky.

Seriously folks, that's effed up. I don't even like turkey, but it's tradition and doesn't taste as weird.
unknown hero
11-23-2005, 02:44 PM
Turkey-flavored dog food. YUMMY!!
Mr. Manager
11-23-2005, 07:51 PM
The family pet.
bigddan11
11-23-2005, 08:14 PM
Be very quiet. We're hunting the neighborhoods mice. The infestation should be minimal after Thanksgiving.
Mibbitmaker
11-28-2005, 02:55 PM
Turkey.

.....one that's slathered in bird flu virus!
candy17
11-28-2005, 04:02 PM
"I don't care how much of a turkey he is, we're not serving Uncle Dan from upstate!"

Pigeons roasted and stuffed like turkeys.

Couch stuffing with bread crumbs and chestnuts (saves a lot of money on real stuffing)

"Hey, Jeb. Get on out dere and see what's in the bug zapper!"

McDonalds (why didn't anyone mention this?)