G.I. Joe Sigma 6: Episode One REWRITTEN

[Chris Johnston]

For those who hate Sigma 6, I have basically rewritten the first five episodes, eliminating useless plot points (Scott and SPUD) and keeping it faithful to the Joe mythos. Here's episode one:


*We begin in an arctic setting, where the Allied Nations arctic research base
stands. Several Cobra Mechs, BATs, and Vipers march toward the base*

Robotic Voice: Processing Threat Potential.

*The Cobra forces then proceed to attack*

RV: WARNING! CODE RED! WARNING! CODE RE---BZZBZBZBBBBTBTT

*cut to the opening sequence*

Narrator: G.I. Joe is the codename for America's Highly Trained Special Missions Squad, It's Objective: Stop Cobra!!

YOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!
Music: He'll fight for freedom, wherever there's trouble, G.I. Joe is there!

Chorus: G.I. Joe! (Real American Heroes) Ready To Turn The Tide (Yo Joe),
G.I. Joe is there!

Music: It's G.I. Joe against Cobra the Enemy, fighting to save the day, He'll never give up, he's always there, fighting for freedom over land and air!

*cut to an interlude, similar to the Sigma 6 intro*

Chorus: G.I. Joe! (Real American Heroes) Ready To Turn The TIDE (Yo Joe)
G.I. Joe is there!

G.I. JOE!!!!

*cut to a shot of several Ice Sabers racing through the arctic, zoom in on IC where the Joes' Field Commander, Duke is shown piloting the IC. Suddenly, Hi-Tech's voice buzzes through Duke's Gauntlet.

HT: Duke, this is Hi-Tech, proceeding to transfer coordinates to the location of the AN outpost.

D: Copy that, soldier.

HT: Why would Cobra attack the AN base in the first place?

D: I have a feeling that those snakes might be trying to lure us into a trap, ever since we put Cobra Commander behind bars a year ago. (voiceover):Fortunately, Scarlett's my second-in-command, she is one tough lady. Luckily, Snake-Eyes and his apprentices got our back.

MORE LATER!

[Darth-geister]

This looks interesting on how are you goanna rewritte the episodes and looks similar at the Megas scripts, keep up to see what's next :).

[Chris Johnston]

AND NOW.... BACK TO G.I. JOE!

*cut back to the arctic, as the Joes continue to investigate Cobra's latest attack. Suddenly, the team finds the remains of the AN outpost*

D: They've left the outpost in ruins, but for what?

*ALL OF A SUDDEN! Snow Serpents leap from under the snow, to ambush the
team.*

S: What the!? Duke, it looks like Cobra's left us a present.

D: Keep firing, we need some answers from them.

*the Joes then proceed to counter-attack against the Snow Serpents, until they retreat. Then, Snake-Eyes, charges towards the SSs, knocking them
down.*

D: Alright you snakes, what is Cobra up to?

SS1: We ain't telling!

D: Okay then, we'll let those polar bears come on over here.

SS2: W-Wait! No, They have a base in here, but that is all I'm telling you.

D: Come on, team we have a base to find.
*The Joes leave, as we focus on the two Snow Serpents, wailing at them*

SS1: Wait, what about us!?

*Scene: inside of Cobra's base, where Destro is watching all of the happenings from there*

De: Well, well, it looks like our the Joes have come out to play.
B: Hmm, it looks we'll have to blow up their plans.
De: I like your thinking. Viper Unit Beta, commence the attack on those
troublesome pests!
B: Cobra will finally have it's revenge.

*Cut back to the arctic, as several Cobra HISS tanks and Mechs march out of a snow hill, ready to destroy the Joes.*

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Even more next time.