Jingle Batman! DC Comics Holiday songs!

[JustJack]

How 'bout we start some DC Comics themed Holiday Songs?

Jingle Bells
Joker Smells
Penguin laid an Egg!
Mister Freeze,
felt the burn.
And the Asylum's full today!
HEY!
Jingle Bells,
The Riddler,
has lost his wit.
Catwoman's
Leather ripped!
Time to Shave some weight!

Not perfect, but if you try, it all fits together!

"Azrael, the red suited Jerk"

You know Batman, and Batgirl, Nightwing, and Robin,
Commissioner Gordon, Alfred, and Catwoman,
But do you know...
The biggest jerk of them all?

Azrael, the red suited Jeeerk!
Beat the crap outta Robin!
If you had witnessed it..
you would have felt bad, too...
Bruce saw potential..
But that was beforehand!
So, when his back gave out
He had no other choice..
So, one foggy Gotham night,
Bruce came to say
"Dude, with your schkills so sweet,
wont you protect my city tonight?"
Then all the fanboys were pissed!
As they growled out in fury(GRRR!!)
Azrael, you punk(butt), Jerk...
You'll be forgotten throughout History!! (Like that "Jason" Guy-Robin..he sucked!)

O.k, that one wasn't so great...but...eh!

who else has some?