stargirl
10-21-2005, 03:27 AM
Scene: Danny is shown in his house reading the "Human Wildlife Photography" section (where photos of a person in the outdoor environment are shown) of the school newspaper.
DANNY: Heck, I could shoot better photos than that.
Later: Danny and Sandy are walking outside to a little nearby forest.
DANNY: C'mon Sandy, I've decided to try out for the job of "human wildlife photographer" for the school paper, and YOU get to be in my photoshoot!
SANDY: Oh boy! This oughtta be interesting!
(The two approach a boulder in front of the trees.)
DANNY: This looks like a good natural environment. Why don't you sit on this boulder?
SANDY: (Sits on the boulder) Truth is, Van Gogh would've sold more than a hundred photographs if Sandy Dumbrowski was in any of them.
DANNY: Okay, you are queen of the Austrailian wildlife! Beneath your lowdown fear you strive the soft strictness and sassy soul of a jungle woman!
SANDY: (Does Lewis and Clark pose) Like this?
DANNY: Nah, that's not quite it.
SANDY: (Stands on boulder, one hand in back and one hand on chin, head tilted, eyes closed tight; almost like the Thinker pose) How's this?
DANNY: Too formal. Let's try more of the relaxation pose.
SANDY: (Lies on boulder on her stomach) Now?
DANNY: (Rolls eyes) No, no.
SANDY: (Lies on back) This?
DANNY: Obvoiusly this isn't working at all.
SANDY: (Sits up, crosses one leg over the other, wraps hands around knees, with a sleek smile) How about now?
DANNY: WAIT! That's perfect! Hold that pose!
(Polaroid camera goes "click")
SANDY and DANNY: (Looks at picture) AWESOME!!!
DANNY: Whoa, this is great!
SANDY: I'll say! Let's make a whole photo session out of this!
Later: Danny and Sandy show photos to Sylvia and the Pink Ladies.
SYLVIA: All these cool photos are of Sandy in the wildlife?!
JAN: Wow! This one rocks!
SANDY: Aren't they nifty?
RIZZO: Yep! Zuko SHOULD go out for the human wildlife photography!
DANNY: Say, how much should we ask for if we sell these? $10?
SYLVIA: Make it $22! That means $2 bucks for you, Sandy, and I, and each of the Pink Ladies and T-Birds! That seems totally fair, doesn't it?
THE END
Feel free to comment!
(BTW, the idea of this story came from Calvin and Hobbes too!)
DANNY: Heck, I could shoot better photos than that.
Later: Danny and Sandy are walking outside to a little nearby forest.
DANNY: C'mon Sandy, I've decided to try out for the job of "human wildlife photographer" for the school paper, and YOU get to be in my photoshoot!
SANDY: Oh boy! This oughtta be interesting!
(The two approach a boulder in front of the trees.)
DANNY: This looks like a good natural environment. Why don't you sit on this boulder?
SANDY: (Sits on the boulder) Truth is, Van Gogh would've sold more than a hundred photographs if Sandy Dumbrowski was in any of them.
DANNY: Okay, you are queen of the Austrailian wildlife! Beneath your lowdown fear you strive the soft strictness and sassy soul of a jungle woman!
SANDY: (Does Lewis and Clark pose) Like this?
DANNY: Nah, that's not quite it.
SANDY: (Stands on boulder, one hand in back and one hand on chin, head tilted, eyes closed tight; almost like the Thinker pose) How's this?
DANNY: Too formal. Let's try more of the relaxation pose.
SANDY: (Lies on boulder on her stomach) Now?
DANNY: (Rolls eyes) No, no.
SANDY: (Lies on back) This?
DANNY: Obvoiusly this isn't working at all.
SANDY: (Sits up, crosses one leg over the other, wraps hands around knees, with a sleek smile) How about now?
DANNY: WAIT! That's perfect! Hold that pose!
(Polaroid camera goes "click")
SANDY and DANNY: (Looks at picture) AWESOME!!!
DANNY: Whoa, this is great!
SANDY: I'll say! Let's make a whole photo session out of this!
Later: Danny and Sandy show photos to Sylvia and the Pink Ladies.
SYLVIA: All these cool photos are of Sandy in the wildlife?!
JAN: Wow! This one rocks!
SANDY: Aren't they nifty?
RIZZO: Yep! Zuko SHOULD go out for the human wildlife photography!
DANNY: Say, how much should we ask for if we sell these? $10?
SYLVIA: Make it $22! That means $2 bucks for you, Sandy, and I, and each of the Pink Ladies and T-Birds! That seems totally fair, doesn't it?
THE END
Feel free to comment!
(BTW, the idea of this story came from Calvin and Hobbes too!)