A Big Histeria Crossover Party VI: Ultimate Crossover

[JusSonic]

(We fade in to a planet somewhere in the cosmos. On it is a big hotel. And in it are the stars of Histeria. They are getting ready for their next crossover party.)

Toast: Dude, is it just me or these parties are so getting predictable?

Pule Houser: Why you say that?

Toast: I mean, it's just us getting a bunch of characters, dead or alive, from cartoons, movies, books, etc. and then madness happening.

Aka Pella: Yeah, but this is what makes these parties great. Without them, it's dull, baby.

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

(JusSonic appeared)

JusSonic: So are things getting are set up?

Father Time: On the contrary, we are done now!

Cho-Cho: Only because Big Fat Baby is pulling double duty.

(We briefly see Big Fat Baby, two of him, working (and farting) in a room. We returned.)

JusSonic: Good! Now then, I got to get going and get my new co-hosts and the players for Cartoon Survivor 6! I'm sorry to say that my visits will be short this time around.

Loud Kiddington: "New co-hosts"? What happened to Robert Dougherty and your girlfriend Digi-Fan.

JusSonic: Like Robert said at the last party, he's retired from the H! scene to worked on his SP scene, strangely without two of the characters involves. As for Digi-Fan...she's busy.

Charity Bazaar: How about Alex II?

Toast: Dude, we need someone to keep the troublemakers in line!

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!

JusSonic: Better split, guys! Remember what to do and please, do what you can with the guests.

(With that, JusSonic leaves.)

Father Time: Well, back to work.

World's Oldest Woman: Hey Billy! How about a little us time?

Bill Straitman: (nervously) I just remember. I got to go outside to park the ships or whatever our guests came in. Bye!

(Bill split to outside.)

WOW: Eh, he'd be back.
*******
Well, time for another crossover party. Everyone is invited to post scenes and such, including Movie-Brat, Waitohooru, Zim999, Charles, and everyone else on www.toonzone.net (http://www.toonzone.net). But no Nicktoon bashing or killings. You know who you are. Other than that, everything goes (including tournaments, but later).

[Dragon79]

(then a Knock on the door)

Toast: That was quick!

(Bill Open the door and Came out the Armington Family, Tiny Toons, Anamaniacs, Samiura Pizza Cats, SWAT KATS, Sonic The Hedgehog and Friends, and the Rest of the Cartoon Stars Came Even the Caire Bears)

Alex II: Hi Jussonic and the Rest

Jussonic: Hi Alex II We just geting Ready for the Big Partey

Alex II: So Is Our Rooms Ready?

Jussonic: Well We did something you guys be staying in the VIP

Alex II: Cool and You need some help?

Jussonic: Well?

[Movie-Brat]

(Then there's another knock on the door, Bill opens the door and it reveals the characters of Code Lyoko Jeremy, Odd, Ulrich, Yumi and Aelita, director Joel Schumacher, actor Kane Hodder, Cheetara from Thundercats and Batman)

Alex II: Hey guys, what's Joel Schumacher doing here?

JusSonic: It was Movie-Brat's idea to invite him, he told Joel schumacher is one of his favorite directors and it was also his idea to invite the Lyoko Gang and he also invited more guests

Alex II: Like who?

JusSonic: He's inviting Freddy Krueger, Superman, Spider-Man, William M. Gaines, David Bowie and lots of other cartoons, celebrities, etc.

Odd: (To JusSonic) Where's the food?

JusSonic: To the left

Odd: Thanks (Runs off to the food)

[josh6243]

{Cut to the Lappy in Strong Bad's hotel room. He has a hotel room because he reserved and came in ahead of time. A cockroach is crawling on the Lappy screen. The lights are out. Strong Bad is not present. The lights suddenly turn on and the cockroach crawls away.}


STRONG BAD: {Walks in} A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail. {puts the-mail onto the Lappy screen and starts reading it.}


subject: question


What ever happened to the genderbent transformation? I think it
was cool.


Sincerely yours marc baroni AZ

{Reads "marc baroni AZ" as "macaroni from A to Z"}

STRONG BAD: Ooh! Alphabet macaroni! {typing} The genderbent transformation? Oh wait, you mean The Genderbent Transformation. This guy!

{Strong Bad gets up, pulls out a transformation gun, aims it at himself, and uses it, making him bend genders. He uses it again to revert back to his old gender.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Ahhh, what fun! But that's not even the real Genderbent Transformation. That's just his cousin, Ranma Curse. {clears screen} No, the real Genderbent Transformation split quite some time ago. Somewheres right around 80's, Ol' Gendy got all big overseas. And then the phone calls started coming in.

{Cut to a close-up shot of Strong Bad. He is holding a phone and his transformation gun.}

STRONG BAD: {into phone} Hello? What? Yes, no, yes. It's for you. {drops the phone and transformation gun onto the floor.}


{The Genderbent Transformation Beam is seen coming out of the transformation gun. Cut back to the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} And before I know it, every-freakin-body’s talkin about the Genderbent Transformation.

{Cut to Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand, which is now labelled "BUBSO'S CONCESSION STAND"}

COACH Z: Okay, now I got one Bubs-O. Who am I supposed to be? {Coach Z becomes genderbent.}


BUBS: Is that supposed to be the Genderbent Transformation? I’ll be in the basement!

GENDERBENT COACH Z: Aw crap! How did he guess correctly?


{The concession stand turns dark with only a yellow light shining from the top. Bubs slowly sinks into the basement. Cut to the booOOM box, which holds a cassette tape labeled "Normal Bias"}


BOOOOM BOX (STRONG BAD'S RADIO ANNOUNCER VOICE): Hang on to your panties, people. {fart noise} Uh oh, what’s up? ‘Cause we got The Genderbent Transformation {doing sound} all up in this piece! {Genderbent Transformation Noise, followed by laughter} Oh, man, we got a live one here! {old-timey automobile horn sounds}

{Cut to Strong Sad listening to the radio in Strong Bad's room. Strong Sad is there because Strong Bad brought him along to to stay in Strong Bad's hotel room. He is wearing a black T-shirt that reads "This Is Not A The Genderbent Transformation T-Shirt".}

STRONG SAD: Oh, man. The Genderbent Transformation used to be cool.

{Cut to the set of The Show with Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And as always, at center square, The Genderbent Transformation. {Pan to a wider shot. Nobody is seen standing next to him.} What do you say, Gendy? {The Genderbent Transformation Beam is seen, followed by applause.} Now that is just special. But I’m afraid the correct answer was way-o, way-o .{"WAY-O, WAY-O" appears on screen as Homestar says it. The "wrong answer" music plays.} But you will receive some fine parting gifts.


{Cut to a copy of The Show's Stupid Home Edition}

FEW PRIZES!
THE SHOW! STUPID HOME EDITION
- choose to recite a list!
- ask questions, demand answers
- mostly play by oneself
boardelectrix
ANNOUNCER: That’s right, Kevin. The Genderbent Transformation will receive a year’s supply of our home game!

{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Even The Cheat was able to snag a piece of the Genderbent Pie with his indie-tronic remix.

{CD of "DJ Teh Cheat - The Genderbent Transformation" appears; scene switches to Club Technochocolate, where The Cheat is spinning his own record. Bubs and Pom Pom put their weight on it. The song includes The Genderbent Transformation played over and over.}

SINGER:
The Genderbent (Trans form ation)!
The Genderbent (Trans form ation)!
The Genderbent (Trans form ation)!


STRONG BAD: {voiceover} And before long, a bunch of cheap knock-offs started popping up. {Cut to Naruto from Naruto.}


NARUTO: Sexy no Jutsu! {He becomes a sexy female version of himself.}


{Return to the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So after that, Gendy bought a house in the Coches and now he just snowboards all day. He still pops up here and there in the odd, or sometimes very odd celebrity endorsement.

{Cut to a shot of Hamburger Shampoo. The Genderbent Trabsformation plays in the background.}

ANNOUNCER: Genderbent Transformation Approved!

{Cut to Strong Sad watching the Hamburger Shampoo commercial in Strong Bad's hotel room. He
is wearing a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".}

STRONG SAD: Frickin’ sell-out!

{Cut back to the Lappy again}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So I suppose that more than adequately answers your question, Shoshoni Macaroni.

{Pan out to a medium shot. Homestar is kneeling to Strong Bad's right, holding a notepad. Homestar is there because Strong Bad brought him along to to stay in Strong Bad's hotel room.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {to Strong Bad's pockets.} Excuse me sir, could I trouble you for an autograph?

STRONG BAD: Homestar, you know that’s not even the original The Genderbent Transformation. It’s his cousin...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I know, Ranma Curse. He’s my generation’s Genderbent Transformation! Uh, could you make it out to Lou Dobbs?

STRONG BAD: That’s it, I’m outta here. {Walks offscreen to stage right, pulls the transformation gun out of his pockets, and drops it on the ground.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ah! There it is! It’s positively dreamy! {little hearts float up out of Homestar's head and pop like bubbles} Ohhhh! {Homestar faints.}

[JusSonic]

(Cut to guests arriving via ships and coming into the hotel. Loud is the only one greeting them since Charity has left to participated for CS 6.)

Loud: HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!

Gene Burrows: (annoyed) We heard you the first time! Shut up!

Loud: SEE IF WE EVER USED YOU FOR A PARODY AGAIN!

Gene: (mumbling) Stupid brat.

(As Gene leaves, the Drawn Together cast came in)

Spanky Ham: Hey s***head.

Loud: Hello and watch your language, Spanky. Lydia is here.

Spanky: I liked to see her catch me.

Toot Braunstein: (mumbling) Like the b***h wants anyway to do with you.

Ling-Ling: (speaking Japanese) So when's the tournament going to start? Ling-Ling watches some blood before dinner!

Loud: WHAT DID HE SAY?

Spanky: YOu don't wanna know.

Wooldoor Sockbat: Yay! This is going to be fun! More friends to play with! We can video games or...

Others: Shut up, Wooldoor!

Wooldoor: Awww...

[josh6243]

{Cut to Leon from Kingdom Hearts and Seifer gunblade fighting. Leon got a scar and is bleeding. He gave
Seifer a scar as well. Now we are in the Infirmary of the hotel. Leonwoke up.}

Dr. Kadowaki: How are you feeling?

Leon: ......Ok.

Dr. Kadowaki: Take it easy next time, you hear? Looks like your eyes
are focusing. You should be fine. Say your name for me.

Leon: Leon.

Dr. Kadowaki: Why don't you take it easy in training? Next time you
might not be so lucky.

Leon: Tell that to Seifer.

Dr. Kadowaki: That Seifer... Won't listen to anyone. Why don't you ignore
him?

Leon: I can't just run away.

Dr. Kadowaki: You wanna be cool, huh? Well, don't get hurt in the
process. Let's see, your instructor is... Quistis! I'll call her now.
Just wait here a minute. {calling Quistis} Quistis? Come get your
student. Yes, yes. His injury's not serious. It'll probably leave a
scar. ......Right. Now please come by. {A woman came and looked at Leon in bed.}

Ellone: Squall...so we meet again. {Quistis came in to see Leon.}

Quistis: I knew it'd be either you or Seifer! Come on, let's go.
Today's the field exam at Balamb Garden which happens to be in this hotel.

{Cut to Leon and Quistis while on their way to the classroom}

Quistis: Squall. Is there something on your mind?

Leon: Look, Quistis, I told you my name is Leon! I have nothing on my mind at all.

Quistis: Nothing on my mind at all.. Hahaha!

Leon: What's so funny?

Quistis: Funny? No, no, it's not that! I'm just happy. I feel like I'm
beginning to understand my student a little. That's all.

Leon: I'm more complex than you think.

Quistis: Then tell me. Tell me more about yourself.

Leon: It's none of your...

Quistis: ...Business!

{Cut to the Balamb Garden study hall in the House Of Histeria!}

Quistis: Good morning, class. Let's start with today's schedule. There
seem to have been some rumors flying around since yesterday... Yes, the
field exam for SeeD candidates will begin later this afternoon. Those
not participating and those who failed last week's written test are to
remain here in study hall. Field exam participants will have free time
until the exam. Just be sure you're in top condition. Meet in hall at
1600 hours. I'll announce the team assignments there. Any questions?
{to Seifer} Oh, and Seifer! Do NOT injure your partner while training.
Be careful from now on. {Seifer threw a fit.}

Quistis: Field exam participants, I will see you all later. {to Leon}
And Squall, I need to talk to you. You haven't been to the Fire Cavern yet have you? You won't
be able to take part in today's SeeD exam if you don't pass this
prerequisite.

Leon: {Thinking} ...I was gonna go this morning, but Seifer...

Quistis: Hm? Do you have a good excuse?

Leon: ...Not really.

Quistis: Then let's get going. If you're not too confident yet, you can
review your studies at the study panel. I'll be waiting at the front
gate, so come down when you're ready. You can access the study panel.
from your seat. {Quistis left. Squall goes to his study seat and gets two Guardian
Forces Quezacotl and Shiva. Squall gets out, then Selphie from Kingdom Hearts comes into the hall.}

Selphie: I'm late, I'm late, I'm LATE!!! {bumped into Leon} Waaah!

Leon: Are you ok?

Selphie: There. Tee-hee, I'm fine. Sorry I was kinda in a hurry. Oh
yeah! Hey, did you just come from that class? Is...... homeroom over? {Leon nodded "yes".}

Selphie: Woo...Oh, nooo... This place is soooo much bigger than my last
Garden! Oh, hey, hey. I just transferred here. Do you think you could
give me a tour of this Garden?

Leon: Don't have the time.

Selphie: Oh, bummer. That's too bad. Well, see ya. {Leon made it to the front gate of the hotel.}

Quistis: I have a few things to explain before we head off. GF gives us
strength. The stronger the GF, the stronger we become. ...So, here's a
brief exploration on junctioning a GF. {Quistis told Leon what they are.}

Quistis: Everything ok up till now? You can always check back by
accessing it from your study panel. Once we get to the Fire Cavern,
I'll explain how to junction magic. Use the GF ability 'Draw' during
battle and stock magic from your enemies. Be sure to have some stocked!
Ready to go? The Fire Cavern used for the test is located east of
here. {On their way to the Fire Cavern, they fought Bite Bugs (large blue mosquitoes),
Glacial Eyes (spirits made out of ice), Caterchipillars (giant caterpillars),
and T-Rexaurs (Red T-Rexes). {Cut to a field outside the Fire Cavern.}
Ok... Junctioning magic. Now pay attention. I'll be explaining
how to utilize the magic you have stocked. {Quistis told Leon how to do it.}
When you draw a new magic, try experimenting with it when you junction.
This is how you become stronger. Ok, ready to go? Oh! You know how to use your gunblade...?

Leon: ...I already know.

Quistis: Oh, ok. I was just concerned, that's all. Alright, let's go! {They meet the Balamb guards near the cave.}

Balamb Guard: Objective: To obtain a low-level GF. A SeeD member must
support. Are you ready?

Leon: I'm ready.

Quistis: I'm his support. Instructor No. 14, Quistis Trepe.

Balamb Guard: Select a time limit. Choose one suited to your abilities.
Challenging yet reasonable.

Leon: 20 minutes.

Balamb Guard: Very well. Good luck. {The Balamb Guard moves out of the way and
Leon and Quistis enter the Fire Cavern. Cut to the Fire Cavern}

Quistis: My job is to support you in battle. Everything else is
up to you.

Leon: Fine. {As they continue to move on, they fight Bombs (very large fireballs with faces,
Red Bats (large Vampire Bats), and Buels (Bat-like creatures with lion-like faces.) Quistis fights well with her blue and black magic.}

Quistis: You know, the boys often choke on this test when I come with
them. I guess my charm makes them nervous.

Leon: {Thinking}...Whatever.

Quistis: I'm just kidding! Trying to keep you relaxed, that's all.{They continue to fight the Bombs, Red Bats, and Buels.
Later on as Leon and Quistis reach their destination...} I guess I was right. You and Seifer are in a class of your
own. You both have amazing strength and potential. {Leon and Quistis gets closer to their destination.} Ok, this is it.
Are you ready? You seem confident enough. {Ifrit jumps out of the fire pit ahead of Leon and Quistis. Leon swings his gunblade at Ifrit.
Quistis summons Shiva who then casts Diamond Dust on Ifrit. Shiva disappears.}

Ifrit: They have Shiva? {Leon tries slashing with the gunblade at Ifrit a few times but Ifrit blocks each time.}
Impudent Humans! {Ifrit leaps up high into the air and came down with a claw swipe on Quistis,
but Quistis blocks. Quistis counters by casting a Blizzard spell on Ifrit.} Hmm.. not bad for humans. {Ifrit casts a Fire spell on Quistis.
Leon casts a Cure spell on Quistis. Quistis summons Shiva again and Shiva casts Diamond Dust on Ifrit.} For me to lose to a human... Very well, I will join you.

Narrator: Later... {Fade to black and then fade back to normal}

Quistis: There isn't much time, but let me make go over this real
quick. Good, you got yourself a GF. If you junction that GF, you'll be
able to use the Elem-J ability. Here's an explanation on Elements.

Quistis told Squall how to use it. There's a lot of Fire elemental monsters here, so junction
Blizzard to your Elem-Atk. You'll have an easier time with Fire
elemental enemies.

Narrator: Later back in Balamb Garden/House Of Histeria!... {Cut back to the House Of Histeria!}

Quistis: Well done. Let's see... I thought there was something else I
needed to go over with you before you take the SeeD exam... Oh yes!
Taking care of your GF. This is something you have to watch out for. {Quistis told Leon how to do it.}
Now change into your uniform and assemble at the First Floor Lobby. {After Leon changes to his uniform, he meets Quistis at the lobby.}

Quistis: Leon! Over here! I'll be announcing the squad assignments
for the exam now. Let's see... You'll be with... Loud Kiddington. Quite a
lively fellow.

Leon: Lively? He's just loud. Can't I switch members?

Quistis: I'm afraid that's not possible. Over here, Loud! {Loud enters.}

Loud: Whoa! I'm with you!? You don't get along with Seifer, do you?
Heard he whooped you pretty bad this morning.

Leon: We weren't fighting. We were training.

Loud: I bet you he doesn't think so. Look, Seifer's just being a pain
in the butt. All you have to do is ignore him.

Leon: That's none of your business.

Quistis: None of your business. Ahem... Excuse me, but... That Seifer
you're talking about... He's your squad leader.

Loud: SAY WHAT!?

Quistis: It can't be changed. Seifer! Are you here? {Seifer, Raijin and Fujin arrived.}

Leon: {thinking} Fujin and Raijin tagging along as usual... Guess that makes up
the whole disciplinary committee.

Quistis: {to Seifer} You're the squad leader. Good luck to you.

Seifer: ...Instructor. I hate it when people wish me luck. Save those
words for a bad student that needs them, eh?

Quistis: Ok then. Good luck, Seifer.

Seifer: Add Instructor Trepe to the list.

Squall: {thinking} The list...? What is it?

Quistis: Well then. You're all assigned to Squad B. I'll be the
instructor in charge. Teamwork is of the utmost importance. Let's get
through this exam, everyone!

Seifer: Listen up! Teamwork means staying out of my way. It's a Squad B
rule. Don't you forget it! {Cidolfas enters}

Cidolfas: Everyone here? (to everyone) It's been a while
everyone. How's everyone doing? This exam will involve 12 members from
Squads A through D... You will be proceeding to a real battlefield.
Obviously, the battles are for real. Life and death, victory and
defeat, honor and disgrace... Each of these go hand in hand. There's only
one way or the other. How 'bout it? Are you still up for it? You will
be accompanied by 9 SeeD members. Should you fail, these members shall
get the job done. They always do. Well that's one less worry on your
mind. The pride of Balamb Garden! The elite mercenary force, SeeD!
Learn from them, obey their commands and accomplish the mission. Prove
yourself worthy of becoming a member of SeeD. Best of luck.
{Leon's group takes a car to Balamb which happens to be on this planet. Cut to the inside the car while it is
moving}

Loud: Yo, Leon. Show me your gunblade, will ya?

Leon: .........

Loud: C'mon, man!

Leon: .........

Loud: Just a peek!

Leon: .........

Loud: Tch, fine... Yeah, yeah... Why you bein' so selfish!? Scrooooge!

Leon: .........

Loud: Say somethin', will ya!? W-What's on your mind?

Leon: ...Nothing.

Quistis: ...Nothing.

Loud: ......... {Loud gets up and practices his fighting skills.}

Seifer: Stop that... It's annoying. ...Chicken-wuss.

Loud: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

Seifer: Heheheh...

Quistis: {to Loud and Seifer} Knock it off!

Leon: ...Instructor... Who was that girl in the infirmary this morning?

Quistis: Was someone there? I didn't notice anybody. Is there a
problem?

Leon: No... not really...

Seifer: This is great... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who used to mope about
losing his world because the leader of his world became insane for power... {Loud and Leon became annoyed.}

[Movie-Brat]

(Then Freddy Krueger opens the door without anyone answering it and is already enjoying the party)

Freddy Krueger: HEY! LOVE YA GUYS! (To JusSonic) We'll do lunch!

(Meanwhile, Odd and Ulrich are betting on who will leave the Saiyan Tribe first)

Odd: So, who do you think will leave the Saiyan Tribe first? My money's on Mega Man, it's obvious Tai's going to vote him out

Ulrich: My money's on Tai, Mega Man and some of the other members might vote him out

Freddy Krueger: Well my money's on Lola Bunny, I bet she'll be first

Odd: You much you got?

Freddy Krueger: I got 50 bucks, if I win; you give me both of your money

Ulrich: Well if any our bets are right, you have to give us 50 dollars each

Freddy Krueger: You're on!

[Dragon79]

(Then the stars from DOOM came in)

The Rock: The Rock is Back in House of Histeria!

(The stars from the 1979 Classict The Warriors came in, Then the stars from Kong Came in)

Jason: Ok We here

Tuck: Ok How we going to get Kong in?

Jason; I am thing on that one

(Out side)

Kong (thinking how to get in)

(back inside)

Alex II: Well love the party will be great

Fifi: You say it love

(The Stars from WWE, TNA and UFC Came in)

Razor: Well the party will be a bast

Tammy: Right love

(Then the cast from Maximum Exposure came in)

[JusSonic]

(As the party resumes, the audience claps as Father Time came on stage.)

Father Time: Welcome once again to another Histeria crossover party! This may be the biggest one yet as we sponsored the new Cartoon Survivor! (more applause) Because of this, 18 of us won't be here but in the game itself. Those players will be known as you watch the game. But until then, let's introduced the new announcements for this party!

(Cut to the South Park table)

Eric Cartman: I wish I was back in the game instead with these dumba**es.

Kyle Broflovski: Well, you are too stupid to do things better, fata**!

Cartman: Shut up, Jew!

(Cut back to the stage as Father Time holds up a list of announcements)

Father Time: Once again, we have another tournament with Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond of Celebrity Deathmatch commentating. And this tournament is special because after it is a Tournament of Champions tournament, in which winners of the previous tournaments, only 3 and the one who wins this party's tournament because we'd have too many, will fight to determined who is the best. The winner of the Tournament of Champions tournament will be declared as the well.

(Cut to the Star Wars Jedi table)

Anakin Skywalker: What is it with these tournaments, Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Non-Jedi always finds ways to think they are better, I guess.

(Back to stage.)

Father Time: And now, the fighters for this tournament...

Round 1
Fight #1: Danny Phantom vs. Juniper Lee
Fight #2: Spanky Ham vs. Wooldoor Sockbat
Fight #3: Ryu vs. Liu Kang
Fight #4: Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine
Round 2
Fight #1: ??? vs. ???
Fight #2: ??? vs. ???
Final Round!
??? vs. ???

Father Time: And the Championship tournament...

Round 1
Fight #1: Alexander Armington II vs. Majin Buu
Fight #2: Goku vs. whoever wins the tournament
Final Round!
??? vs. ???

Father Time: Well, that's done. Now for the other announcements, the host of the show, JusSonic, requests that the other planets, where the players and challenges are at, are off-limits, so people are not to go there unless they are helping in the challenges. Anyone who wants to help go to the sign-up table at any time.

(Cut to the sign-up table as Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob are taking down names (and money))

Cho-Cho: Who said I can't make money out of this?

Lucky Bob: Yes!

(Back to the stage)

Father Time: Also, the villains are here to enjoyed themselves, but no trouble causing or it will be dwelt with...when we can figured out how to to dwelt with it.

(Cut to the Powerpuff Girls villains table)

Mojo Jojo: (evil laughter) More time planning, therefore I can...

Other Powerpuff Girls villains: Shut up, Mojo!

(Back on stage)

Father Time: And one more, because I'm getting old, you have hotel rooms, but any additions will be billed so be careful! Until I come up here again, enjoy yourselves!

(More applauds as Father Time leaves the stage)

[Movie-Brat]

(Then, Batman comes in and so does the Fantastic Four meanwhile Aelita and Jeremy are talking)

Aelita: Why do these Crossover Histeria parties occur?

Jeremy: Basically they're side stories by JusSonic, whenever there's a Cartoon Survivor fic, there's always a Crossover Histeria party, here we get to party, make bets and tournements, this year Danny Phantom, Juniper Lee, Spanky Ham, Wooldoor Sockbat, Ryu, Lui Kang, Freddy Krueger and Wolverine are in the tournament

(Freddy comes by and shoves Jeremy out of the way)

Freddy: Thank you! (Gets some Fruit Punch) (To Aelita) Say babe, how are you doing?

Aelita: Fine, are you Freddy Krueger?

Freddy: What do you think *****?

Jeremy: Hey! You can't talk to Aelita like that!

Freddy: Too late I did

(Jeremy then puts fruit punch inside his pants)

Freddy: Hey! What did you do that for?!

Jeremy: It wasn't polite to call Aelita like that!

Freddy: I didn't say anything!

Jeremy: Yes you did!

Freddy: What? *****?

(Then Jeremy wrestles Freddy Krueger on the floor)

[josh6243]

{Cut to the inside of a boat}

Xu: Hi, Quistis.

Quistis: Well, these are the members of Squad B.

Loud: Nice to meet ya!

Leon: Pleased to meet you...

Xu: Seifer, how many times has it been now?

Seifer: Oh, I just love these exams...

Xu: I'll explain the current situation and the mission. Be seated! {Everyone takes a seat.}
Our client for this mission is the Dollet Dukedom Parliament. A
request for SeeD was made 18 hours ago. Dollet has been under attack by
the G-Army since about 72 hours ago. 49 hours into the battle, Dollet
abandoned their position in the inner city. Currently, they have
retreated into the nearby mountains and are reorganizing their troops.
That's the current status. Now onto the mission objective. According to
our reports, the G-Army is mopping up the Dollet troops in the mountain
region. We're to make a landing at Lapin Beach. We're to eliminate the
remaining G-Army within the city and liberate it A.S.A.P. Afterwards,
SeeD members will intercept any G-Army forces trying to make their way
into the city from the mountain region.

Seifer: So, what are WE supposed to do?

Xu: SeeD candidates are to eliminate the G-Army inside the city.

Loud: Sounds important!

Seifer: Sounds boring. So what you're saying is we do all the little,
dirty work...

Xu: ......... Oh, it hardly needs to be said, but... The order to withdraw
takes priority. Do not forget. We're almost there. We anticipate a
battle as soon as we disembark. Just be prepared. That's all. Any
questions, talk to Quistis. {Xu left.}

Leon: Excuse me.

Quistis: What is it, Leon?

Squall: Explain it again.

Quistis: Here's a quick explanation. The goal for this mission is to
eliminate the Galbadian forces that have entered Dollet. The order to
withdraw takes priority. Be sure to make your way back to the shore
when you get this order.

Seifer: Listen up. Our goal for this mission is to mop up all the
Galbadian soldiers still left in Dollet. All you boys have to do is
take orders from me, the captain.

Loud: My first real battle... I'm getting' pretty nervous.

Seifer: Better not pee in your pants.

Loud: Hah!? You talkin' to me?

Seifer: Heh heh...

Loud: ...Jerk.

Quistis: Ok, enough talk.

Xu: We'll be landing soon. Get ready.

Loud: Roger.

Leon: Alright.

Seifer: Yeah, yeah... (to Leon) Well then, Squall.

Leon: It's Leon!

Seifer: {ignoring what Leon said.} Go see what's going on outside.

Leon: ......Ok.

Seifer: Good. Because it's MY order. {Leon goes outside. Cut to Leon looking at the map and the boat stopped at Lapin Beach. Everyone on the boat got off the boat.

Quistis: Ok, you are to secure the Central Square! Be sure to equip
your GF before you head into battle!

Seifer: Let's move out. {On Leon's group's way, they fight Galbadian Soldiers. After defeating them,
they move on.} The Central Square is up ahead. Hey! All you Galbadian
cowards out there! Come out'n show your faces! Don't leave me hangin'
now! {runs}

Loud: ...What an idiot.

{Cut to Elly and Andrew on another planet that isn't where one of the tribes of Cartoon Survivor is staying.}

ANDREW: Well I'll be d***ed, a successful landing.

ELLY: It helps to know that up and down are inverted while flying.

ANDREW: Well, most stupid people don't.

ELLY: Oh, that's so funny, I forgot how to laugh.

ANDREW: How do you forget how to laugh?

{Cut to Joel, Elly, and Phil in Phil's house.}

PHIL: So the duck says "Put it on my bill." {starts to laugh} Ah--

{Elly punches Phil.}

ELLY: Wait, that's not right.

JOEL: Still felt appropriate.

{Cut to silhouettes of Elly and Andrew in front of a bridge leading to some buildings.}

ELLY: Well, this is where Robot Hanson told us to find Joel and Phil.

ANDREW: This station seems abandoned...like all webtoon environments...or fans of RPG World.

ELLY: What do you mean "France cares"?

{Cut to close-up of Andrew staring at the screen as background turns to a darker green.}

ANDREW: If, by that, do you mean "do I think France is a perpetuated conspiracy of the Illuminati to keep the Care Bears in control of the licensing market?" Because the answer is yes - yes times a hundred percent!

{Cut to close-up of Elly}

ELLY: Oh, I never realised you talked so sexily. I don't know why I said that in an angry tone.

{Cut to Elly and Andrew standing in some sort of complex.}

ELLY: This place has a Baskin Robins!

ANDREW: Uh, I think the food's probably expired.

ELLY: Well, that attitude will never let you get past home plate. {Her eyes turn into hearts as she picks up what appears to be an extremely pointy ice cream cone} Let me eat this cotton candy.

ANDREW: I think that's strawberry icecream.

ELLY: {Her eyes turn into huge pupils} The secret of cotton candy revealed!

ANDREW: Shut up and go back to the ship.

{Sidewipe to Elly, moping around another part of the complex}

ELLY: I'll make him shut up and go back to the ship...up the butt.

MYSTERIOUS ALIEN VOICE: So, it's settled, then {Cut to hallway. Silhouette of Elly with visible eyes pops up from the far end}- The good guys are on Hydrox.

{Pan down the hallway}

MYSTERIOUS ROBOT VOICE: Information from a prototype drone smashed on Mars. Unlikely that they were rescued because...well...they're jerks.

MYSTERIOUS ALIEN VOICE: We won't have to alter our plan, too much. Hey, what do you think of this meeting place? Kinda spooky, eh? Makes me wonder--oh no, there's a ghost!

MYSTERIOUS ROBOT VOICE: WILL YOU STOP THAT AND PAY ATTENTION! We're going to terminate them. Those b******s left me for dead, I intend to repay the favor.

{Cut to Elly on all fours, barely visible in the darkness.}

ELLY: These guys have serious beefage with J-Dogg.

MYSTERIOUS ROBOT VOICE: Yeah, we do.

{Light turns on to reveal Elly, between Emperor Gruumm from Power Rangers: SPD and XANA from Code Lyoko.}

ELLY: ...I wish I'd picked a better hiding spot.

{Cut to Andrew}

ANDREW: I wish I had millions of dollars.

{Optimus Prime pops up to Andrew's right.}

OPTIMUS: I wish people would stop making cartoons about me!

{Cut to Elly, hands tied, seemingly hanging next to a rock cliff.}

ELLY: Man, I suck at this hero stuff.

{Cut to close-up of XANA}

XANA: Do you see what your friends have wrought? Do you understand my hatred?!

{Cut to close-up of Elly}

ELLY: I've never met you before.

{Cut back to XANA}

XANA: Haven't we?! HAVEN'T WE?! {A pause. Pan to the left to find his assistant standing behind him.} Haven't we?

XANA's Assistant: We took over her house once.

{Cut back to Elly}

ELLY: Oh yeah. I just had a hard time remebering because it was {Eyes turn into red, square, unhappy faces} NEVER EXPLAINED IN DETAIL! LIKE ALL THINGS ELLY!

{Cut to XANA floating up to Elly}

XANA: Unfortunately for Jeremy, Odd, Ulrich, and Yumi, I survived. {Cut to closeup of XANA and Elly} I became a stronger man, and I've converted my ramshackle fleet into an armada! {Eyes are exaggerated} What have you done with your life?!

ELLY: {Eyes turn into flattened triple circles} I can rip a phone book in half!

{Cut to Emperor Gruumm, standing behind XANA, surprised}

Emperor Gruumm: That is the greatest thing I have ever heard!

{Cut to Andrew, standing between XANA and Elly}

ANDREW: Who's that guy?

XANA: *sigh* My business associate. He funds my operations and in return, I give him some of my powers.

{Cut to Emperor Gruumm}

Emperor Gruumm: In a few short weeks, we intend to harvest--

XANA: {Popping up from the right} What are you, retarded?! Don't tell them the plan!

Emperor Gruumm: You don't let me do anything!

XANA: Alright, you can torture the prisoners. How does that sound?

Emperor Gruumm: I don't feel like it...you yelled at me.

XANA: Let's just... {Cut to the cliff. Elly and Andrew are gone. Cut back to the duo.} I really shoulda tied that rope to something.

Emperor Gruumm: You need to establish proper eye-to-eye contact. Make 'em feel intimidated.

XANA: Don't tell me how to be a villain! I've been one since the cartoon Code Lyoko started!

Emperor Gruumm: And what have you conquered?

XANA: What have YOU conquered?! {Starts panning up towards the ceiling} Even with your monsters, you still can't beat the Space Force Delta!

Emperor Gruumm: That was a mistake!

XANA: YOU'RE a mistake!

Emperor Gruumm: I don't want to be in this family, anymore!

[Movie-Brat]

(Then the infamous author Justin comes to the party)

Justin: What's up?

(Then Freddy Krueger grabs Justin and throws him out)

Justin: AH!

Aelita: Why did you throw that person out?

Freddy Krueger: That guy Justin is the worst author ever, his fics suck, he has a tendacy to make the worst cartoon couples ever! And he wasn't invited anyway!

Justin: Man you're a rude guy you know that?
(Then I arrive at the party)

Movie-Brat: Alright guys, I'm here (To Justin) You're not invited

Justin: Says who?

(Then The Thing from Fantastic Four grabs him and he throws him out)

Justin: AH!

[JusSonic]

(JusSonic came in)

JusSonic: Ah, Movie-Brat. I was about to go fetch you for the game.

Movie-Brat: I didn't want to wait. I was so excited that I came in anyway.

JusSonic: Okay, we should pick up Waitohooru and the players and then...

(Waitohooru came in)

Waitohooru: Hey, the W is in the house!

JusSonic: Never mind. Great to see you again, Waitohooru. How's the AA?

Waitohooru: They are still reeling from that money loss you cost them, but hey, they always bounced back.

JusSonic: Speaking of bouncing, we better get going.

Waitohooru: Always the one to not come back until they picked up evictees, huh?

JusSonic: You can't prove nothing! Let's get going!

(The hosts leaves for Cartoon Survivor 6. We then cut to the Nicktoons' table.

Jenny/XJ9: This is great! I love going to these kind of parties.

Tommy Pickles: I am sad that Kimi is in the game and I can't see her until either I have to helped with the challenges, when she is evicted, or when the game's over.

Danny Fenton: (looking around) Say, where's Zim? I thought he and GIR are going to be here.

Rudy Tabootie: He, GIR, and Zim999 didn't want to come. Something about still working on their story.

Trixie Tang: If you asked me, good riddance. Losers like Zim shouldn't be here.

(Note to Zim999: No offense, Zim999. That's what Trixie woulda think.)

Timmy Turner: Always the popular type, eh Trixie?

Trixie: You can't prove anything!

Arnold: Gerald and Phoebe isn't here.

Helga: They're in the game, football head, remember?

Arnold: I am just saying.

Samantha "Sam" Manson: Danny, I heard you're going to be in the tournament. Better watch yourself. Juniper is one tough...

Danny: Whoa, don't I know it!

[Movie-Brat]

(Then The Tick comes to the party)

Movie-Brat: Glad to see that you arrived Tick

The Tick: Yeah, finally I'm invited to a party like this

(Then Justin comes in but is wearing a woman's disguise but he bumps into Freddy Krueger)

Justin: (Poor impersenation of a women) Oh, don't mind me, I'm a woman

(Freddy then removes the wig off from Justin)

Freddy Krueger: That is the oldest damn trick in the book

(Freddy then throws Justin out of the party again)

Justin: AH!

Movie-Brat: Alright everyone, place your bets for the tournament well I don't know if this is allowed but it should be fun

Ulrich: (To Odd) You are you going to bet on?

Odd: Wolverine, I know he's going to win

Ulrich: I'm not so sure Odd, but Wolverine might make it to the second round but not sure about the final round

[Movie-Brat]

(Freddy goes to a sign-up table where they sign up to help in the challenges)

Freddy: (Snickers)

(After Freddy finishes signing, Jeremy suspects something about him)

Jeremy: I never knew you wanted to help out in the challenges

Freddy: I did but I also included you, your friends and some other people you didn't sign up (Laughs and walks away)

Aelita: (To Jeremy) Well is he always like that?

Jeremy: Well let's just say that he's worse than Xana

Aelita: You mean he's a virus

Jeremy: Not exactly

[josh6243]

{Cut back to Dollet. Leon and Seifer took care of the Galbadian soldiers by using their techniques, Renzokuken and No Mercy, respectively.}

Leon: I think that's all of them.

Seifer: Well then, we're on standby 'til the enemy comes. Standby... How
boring... {Later, Leon's group heard a sound}

Leon: Sounds like it's starting.

Seifer: Bring it on. {to the dog} Get outta here! Scram! {to the alleyway} Hey! Galbadian
Soldiers! What are you waiting for!? Come show me what you got! {He swings
his gunblade.}

Leon: ...Nothing.

Seifer: Still keeping us waiting...? That's it...! I can't take it anymore!
What is this, some kind of dog training!? {He swung his gunblade again. Leon's group watched the dog howl and they hide while there were
Galbadian Soldiers passing by.}

Leon: It's the enemy...

Loud: Where the heck they goin'? Hey? What is that up there?

Seifer: Our next destination.

Loud: But that's against orders!

Seifer: Weren't you just saying how bored you were?

Loud: Leon!

Leon: I stand by the captain's decision.

Seifer: ...Captain's decision? {He puts his right hand on Leon} You want to wreak some
havoc too, don't you? {Leon shoves Seifer's hand off of him.}

Leon: It's a good opportunity to test my training. Thanks to you, I
feel like I can take on anyone. Even if they do fight dirty, like you.

Seifer: You'll thank me when the time comes.

Loud: What the heck... I thought you guys don't get along? You're like,
all buddy-buddy now. Listen. This ain't no ordinary battle. It's an
exam, an important one. I'm tellin' ya, we have to stick to orders.

Seifer: Then you stay here. I don't need any boy scouts.

Loud: What was that!!!?

Leon: Don't take him seriously, Loud. Seifer, if we're gonna go,
let's hurry.

Seifer: The enemy is headed for the facility. We, Squad B, are to
secure the summit. Move out!

Leon: Alright.

Loud: Tch... Fine. {They move on. Later Leon's group saw some Dollet Soldiers.}

Dollet Soldier: (on the ground) Ahhh! W-W-Who are you!?

Leon: Don't worry. We're SeeD candidates. We've been dispatched by
Garden.

Seifer: So what's going on up there?

Dollet Soldier: The Galbadian soldiers have entered the Communication
Tower. On top of that...that place has always been a nesting ground for
monsters. If you guys are goin' up, be caref... {starts being pulled into the bushes.} H-
HELP!!! {Leon's group went into the bushes to find out that an Anacondaur (a giant snake monster) is the monster dragging the the Dollet Soldier into the bushes. Leon and Seifer try slashing at a few times, but it dodged. Loud casted a couple of magic spells on the Anacondaur. The Anacondaur tried to bite Seifer, but Seifer dodged.
Leon swung his gunblade at the Anacondaur and cut its head off.}

Leon: Monsters, huh?

Loud: That sucks.

Seifer: More fun for us. Come on...

Loud: ...Fun? Pu-lease... {They start going up higher on the mountain. They fought Geezards (Brown lizard creatures), Anacondaurs, and more Galbadian Soldiers until they reach a cliff six or seven feet nearby the Communications Tower.}

Galbadian Soldier 1: The generator is up and running!

Galbadian Soldier 2: No problem with the boosters!

Seifer: ...the heck they doing?

Galbadian Soldier 3: Cable disconnection confirmed! Begin exchange
process!

Galbadian Soldier 1: Roger. {The Galbadian Soldiers went back in to the Communication Tower.}

Leon: Repairs...?

Seifer: Who cares. This must be your first real battle. You scared?

Leon: ...I don't know. I try not to think about it.

Seifer: I love battles. I fear nothing. The way I look at it, as long
as you make it out of a battle alive, you're one step closer to
fulfilling your dream.

Leon: What!? Your dream?

Seifer: You have one too, don't you?

Leon: ...Sorry, but I'm gonna pass on that subject.

Loud: Yo! Let me on it, too!

Seifer: {to Loud} Mind your own business.

Loud: {punching Seifer} Shoot...

Seifer: What's the matter, Loud? Swatting flies? {Seifer left without Leon and Loud.}

Loud: Curse you...!

???: There you are! {The unknown person is revealed to be Selphie.}

Selphie: Are you...Squad B? {Leon nodded "yes". Selphie Tilmitt (the Selphie from Kingdom Hearts). She uses
nunchakus.} I'm...a messenger. Name's Selphie, from Squad A. The squad
captain's Seifer, right? Where is he? {Suddenly, Leon's group saw Seifer running by.}

Seifer: One of these days, I'm gonna tell ya 'bout my ROMANTIC dream!

Selphie: (sigh) This sure is tough... Captain! Wait up...!!! {She jumped off
the cliff next to the Communication Tower} What are you waiting for!?
Come on! Come on! {Leon and Zell decides not to jump down the cliff. Instead they cross
the path to the Tower. They fought more Geezards, Anacondaurs, and Galbadian Soldiers. They even Summoned Ifrit, Quezacotl, and Shiva a few times.}

Selphie: What took you so long? It would've been much quicker if you'd
just jumped.

Loud: ...Much quicker? Pu-lease... You wouldn't normally jump off a cliff,
OK!? Ain't that right, Leon?

Leon: ...I don't know about that. Perhaps anyone but the Chicken-wuss
can make it.

Loud: WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY!!!?

Selphie: ...Hm? Since you're angry, I guess you're the Chicken-wuss.

Loud: What the...!!! WHY IS EVERYONE...? I am not a CHICKEN!!!

Selphie: Well... If you don't like CHICKEN, how 'bout...a PIG! Oh, but you
look more like a CHICKEN, anyway.

Loud: Chicken, pig, whatever... Call me whatever you want!!! I don't care
anymore!!!

Leon: Don't take it so personally, Loud.

Loud: Tch...

Selphie: Well, let's get goin'. Has everyone equipped a GF? You haven't
forgotten... Have you...? {Cut to the Communication Tower.}

Loud: So this is the Communication Tower...?

Selphie: Sure is big...

Galbadian Soldier: Ah...AHHHH! {Seifer scared the soldiers away.}

Seifer: Cowards.

Selphie: HEEEY! The captain's getting away! {Cut to the inside of the Communication Tower}

Leon: ...Did he go up?

Selphie: Heeey! Squad B captain!!!

Leon: {He saw a lift} I think we can take this lift up...

Selphie: Wanna go up?

Leon: Go up. {Leon's group takes the lift up.}

Selphie: Wow, this lift is pretty cool!

Loud: Don't get too excited, or you'll fall!

Selphie: Like I'm really going to! {Meanwhile at the top of the Communication Tower}

Wedge: Major Biggs! There has been a report of a monster-shaped shadow
on top of the tower. Major Biggs!

Biggs: Be quiet! I'm busy! This goes like this...and... Geez, what's with
these crappy old tools? And...and... Why do I have to make all the
repairs!? AHHH!!!

Wedge: Sir, I'll check around while the repairs are being done. {Wedge left.}

Biggs: Let's see... Hmmm... Put this here...and... This goes here...and...
There, it's complete! {The satellite dish started to activate. Leon and the others came up.}

Leon: What do you think you're doing!?

Biggs: Huhhhh? Likewise, MISTER! What do you think you're doing!? H-
HEY! What happened to all the soldiers down below!? WEDGE! Take care of
these twerps!!! W...Wedge? I...ah... Well...ah...I seem to be done here, so I'll
just be on my... I-I'm leaving... Move it! Move! Move! {Seifer came up from the lift and swung his gunblade to knock off Biggs'
remote control.}

Seifer: Sorry to crash the party.

Biggs: Ah...AHH...AHHHHH! Are you CRAZY!!!

Seifer: Just shut UP!

Biggs: Prepare for the worst, you brats! {Biggs used his armor's cybernetic implants to make his arm fire bullets at Loud. Selphie casted a thunder spell on Biggs. Leon did a combo with his gunblade. Biggs tried to punch Leon, but Leon dodged.}

Wedge: Major Biggs... Have you finished the repairs, sir? What's the
enemy doing here!?

Biggs: WEDGE! Where were you!? No pay for you this month!

Wedge: ...Should've stayed home! {Leon summons Shiva, who then casted Diamond Dust on Biggs and Wedge. A huge gust struck Biggs and Wedge and knocked them both down.}

Biggs: What the...!?

Wedge: Ahhhhh! {Elvoret (a purple demon-like monster-like shadow with huge wings and no legs) appeared.}

Loud: What the heck is it?

Squall: What the...!?

Selphie: Huh? What is it? {Leon drew a GF from Elvoret. Loud punches Elvoret s few times. Selphie drew a new spell called Double. Double allows a person two cast two of the same spells at the same time with the price of twice the spell's MP that a person is trying to cast.
Selphie cast Double on herself. She casted two Thunder Spells on Elvoret. Leon does a combo with his Gunblade. Elvoret disintegrates.} Squad B captain? S'cuse me! I have new orders! All SeeD
members and SeeD candidates are to withdraw at 1900 hours. Assemble at
the shore!

Seifer: Withdraw!? There are still enemies around!

Selphie: I know, but I'm just a messenger.

Leon: An order to withdraw takes priority. I don't want to miss the
vessel.

Seifer: What time d'you say?

Selphie: Like I said...! All SeeD members and SeeD candidates are to
withdraw at 1900 hours. Assemble at the shore!

Seifer: 1900 hours... We only have 30 mins! You got 30 minutes to get
down to the shore! Better run! {Seifer left.}

Selphie: Heeey! Wait for us!

Loud: Who the heck does he think he is!?

Leon: Why don't you ask him. Let's go. {Leon's group goes down. Biggs got up.}

Biggs: Those little twerps are the targets! {activating X-ATM092} Now
GO!!! Go and DESTROY them!!! {Leon's group gets out of the Communication Tower and suddenly they
encountered X-ATM092. After Leon's group weakens it with GF summonings, slashes, punches, and Thunder Spells they make a run
for it. Then all of a sudden...}

Loud: I thought we already busted that thing up!?

Leon: Forget it! Let's go! {After reaching the shore while they were chased by the machine, we
cut to Quistis firing the gun from the assault boat and the
X-ATM092 is destroyed and that the whole crew got on the assault boat. Cut to Elly and Andrew.}

ANDREW: That sure was clever of you to sneak us into XANA’s ship.

ELLY: Clever is my middle name. No really, it is. I have terrible parents.

ANDREW: Sure would have been nice if you had, like, a cloaking device or something.

{Camera shows them behind a prison field.}

ANDREW: And not, you know, tipped over their ships.

{Cut to Robot Fly Minion and Robotor from Code Lyoko and Power Rangers: SPD, respectively, in front of the cell.}

Robot Fly Minion: I say we rip their intestines out!

Robotor: I say we turn them into dolls.

ELLY: {faking a voice} I say we let them go.

Robot Fly Minion and Robotor: NO!

{Cut to XANA and Emperor Gruumm playing DDR.}

XANA: I-I can’t g-get it to go…

Emperor Gruumm: Well okay. We’ll play Give Me Your Love next.

XANA: That’s a baby song, I’m not a baby! Just- the buttons don’t work.

{An A is displayed on XANA's side with an F on Emperor Gruumm’s.}

XANA: Oh cool, I got an A.

{XANA's grade turns to a D and Emperor Gruumm’s turns to a Triple A.}

XANA: Son of a b***h!

Emperor Gruumm: Some people just don’t have the rhythm.

XANA: Screw you! I’m just going to go play Time Crisis.

[Movie-Brat]

(Few more guests arrive at the party like the band The Smashing Pumpkins, director Tim Burton, Spider-Man, The Crypt Keeper, Johnny Depp, the rest of the Thundercats, the Eds from Ed, Edd n Eddy and the band Polaris)

Eddy: Now this is my kind of party! (Sees Cheetara from Thundercats) And I already spotted a hot chick! (Licks his hand and throws his back back trying to make himself look handsome) She'll dig my hair when she sees it (Walks over to Cheetara)

(Ulrich is walking towards Yumi but he sees Freddy Krueger with her trying to hit on her but then Yumi kicks him in the croutch, kicks him in the chest and kicks him away causing him to crash into a snack table)

Freddy: AH!

All: (Laugh)

Freddy: Now you're going to pay that!

(Freddy throws a cream filling doughnut at Yumi but since Ulrich is in front of Yumi, it hits him instead)

Freddy: Food fight!

(Now a food fight starts in the party thanks to Freddy after he yelled food fight)

[Dragon79]

(then Alex II came)

Alex II: STOP THE FOOD FIGHT NOW

*then they stop*

Alex II: Ok Who Started it

*they Point at Freedy Kurger*

Alex II: Freedy don't do that now CLEEEN UP THIS MESS

*then they began to cleen up this mess then Workers from TNA came and Began to Buled the TNA Arena*

Fifi: Who are they?

Alex II: Thsoe are the TNA Workers we about to do a First Ever Super Smash Brothers Fighting Wrestling Tornment and Titatorns and the Otagon Ring Will be in there now it will be a Fast Pace Action and the Utliment X will be in there too

Fifi: Cool and Oui love

Alex II: Yep love

[josh6243]

{Cut to XANA's Battleship. Cut To XANA.}

XANA: Finally we've reached Hydrox. The destruction of the universe is just a couple of hours within my grasp.

{Emperor Gruumm comes in, XANA's eyes going wide.}

Emperor Gruumm: Lower the shields.

XANA: What are you doing? I give the orders!

Emperor Gruumm: You will address me as captain.

XANA: I'm the captain, retard! No one listen to him.

GENERIC HENCHMAN #1: But he's not made out of pure energy.

GENERIC HENCHMAN #2: Yeah! Where's your solid body parts, huh? You suck! Boo! {fade out} I hate people without solid body parts.

XANA: I've brought you along as an investor, not an equal!

Emperor Gruumm: You hate me!

XANA: Yes, I do, I hate you lovingly, but this isn't about you. Our benefactor's plan will be met and I'll get to exact delicious revenge on those loathsome comedic slackers. So delicious-ness revenge, like smothered cheese bakies.

Emperor Gruumm: Barf.

XANA: Oh, come on! Like you're on a diet.

Emperor Gruumm: For your information, the universe equates mass with power and my weight has led me to become the emperor I am today.

XANA: Emperor of what? The planet of re-fried beans?

Emperor Gruumm: You idiot! I'm just an ambassador there!

{Cut to XANA, standing at the front of his battleship}

XANA: We're here. Prepare to move on my command.

Emperor Gruumm: Lower the shields!

XANA: Shut up! Raise the shields! {pause} OK, lower the shields.

{Cut back to the Code Lyoko Table. A klaxon is heard}

Ulrich: What's that sound? Is it story time?

Odd: Yeah! The story of your butt being kicked...time!

Generic Person: It's an alien armada and they're headed right for us!

Aelita: What would aliens want with a hotel?

Jeremy: Maybe they want to make the hotel into an utopia! It worked for Philadelphia!

Ulrich: Not really.

{The screen goes black, and then cuts back to the same scene}

Odd: They're still heading towards us!

Ulrich: I know that! Just because the lights went out doesn't mean you have to remind me of things!

Jeremy: He'll remind you of all things to the end of time. He is the reminder-er-er-er-er-er.

Generic Person: We've lost all of our defensive weaponry to some clerical error. We're defenseless.

Ulrich: Did you have a contingency plan for this sort of thing?

Generic Person: We do. {pause} Run!

Jeremy: Don't worry, Ulrich, IRC will save us!

{Cut to a white background with The I.R.C.'s. Jeremy walks onscreen}

Jeremy: Guys! Aliens have taken over the base and...

IRC (CIRCLE): When was World War II?

IRC (ROUND RECTANGLE): Well, before the crisis, chronologically...

IRC (CIRCLE): No no no no no no no, I mean in real life.

IRC (ROUND RECTANGLE): Ahh...the forties.

IRC (GREY MISHAPENED RECTANGLE): This is like the millionth conversion we had about the Infinite Crisis.

IRC (CIRCLE): No no.

Jeremy: Probably gonna die and stuff.

IRC (CIRCLE): There's only been one conversation about Crisis.

IRC (ROUND RECTANGLE): The Crisis happens to the Pre-Crisis universes, resulting in the Post-Crisis universe, so the events of Crisis are Pre-Crisis continuity-wise.

IRC (CIRCLE): Wow, is this the new Transformers commercial?

IRC (ROUND RECTANGLE): No, it's your mom turning into a motorcycle! {laughs then the others laugh too}

Jeremy: Ok, I'm just...ah...

IRC (CIRCLE): ...the commercial for Sabrina.

Jeremy: Yeah, screw you guys.

IRC (ROUND RECTANGLE): Is that a Transformer or a pill?

{Cut to Ulrich and Mr. Malice.}

MR. MALICE: Good thing I have no butt they can probe. Sucks for you though.

Ulrich: Clearly it's up to me to save me and possible others. Just call me Commander Ulrich.

QUINT: Whaaaaaaat's up, Commanda!

Ulrich: Get out of here! Alright, call me Colonel Ulrich. I have a plan.

{Long montage of the Code: Lyoko characters preparing for battle by turning into their CGI selves (A.K.A what they look like in Lyoko), Ulrich's sword and Yumi's fans at the ready, XANA's ships moving in. Ulrich, Odd, and Yumi are ready to fight in a hallway. Music stops as an alien (one of XANA's minions) fires a laser from a gun that destroys Ulrich's sword and Yumi's fans. Ulrich and Yumi are shocked.}

Ulrich: Huh...wow...that's...that's kind of unfair. Well, there's no stopping them now.

Aelita: We're going to die! Or worse!

Ulrich: How do you define "worse"?

Jeremy: What if there were termites burrowing into your anus and destroying your intestines?

Ulrich: I don't think that scenario is ever going to play out.

{Cut to XANA}

XANA: Release the termites! {Cut back to the Code Lyoko table.}

Ulrich: Oh crap!

[JusSonic]

(Suddenly Xana's Battleship exploded and it fell to the ground, stopping the attack. Everyone was puzzled until the camera goes on Snake (the Simpsons crook) blowing off the smoke off his cannon.)

Snake: Yo, knocked it off!

Ulrich: Okay, that was weird...

(Cut to the cast people)

Mike Nelson: How did Xana and Gruumm get past security?

Tom Servo: Who knows and who gives a care what happened?

Crow T. Robot: The Care Bears!

Alex II: I will have the LFA on alert.

(Loud came in.)

Miss Information: Hey Loud. I thought you were with those FF people.

Loud: I got bored so I came back.

Father Time: Good thing too. You missed greeting a bunch of guests!

Lucky Bob: (appearing) Yes now!

Father Time: Back to your job of getting bets and stuff, now!

Lucky Bob: Hiyo!

(Lucky Bob leaves. Cut to the front doors as Dark Alex II and the other evil selves arrives.)

Dark Alex II: Ah, another party, and another chance to hurt the good guys...

[alan]

(Cut to one table where the mighty blue wonder, the Tick sits with his sidekick Arthur).

Tick: Ya know Arthur, I always enjoy these tournaments. There's nothing quite as invigorating as watching two heroes engage in combat with one another. And what combat it is! It as though the gods themselves decided to rain down upon us the fine art of battle. Could Sun Tzi have done better? I think not.

Arthur: Tick, I don't know what you just said, but try not to say anything else. I don't want people thinking we're crazy.

Tick: (ignoring him) Quite a crop of good fighters this year chum. A Chinese girl squares off against a ghost in our opening contest. Most people think that ghosts are frightning, but if Casper has taught us anything, it's that some ghosts are actually nice. (Begins to get angry) Except for that ghostly trio! Well it will require more than a trio of rude ghosts to defeat the powers of Chinese ingenuity! The people who invented paper and fireworks will invent a way to gain victory over such a haunting foe!

(Just then, Toast makes his way over to the table).

Toast: Dude, I've been getting some complaints that you're like, being weird over here. I'm gonna have to ask you to like, stop, or you'll have to be removed.

Tick: I apologize for my rude outbursts, citizen. Won't happen again, I promise.

Toast: Whatever dude (walks off).

[Movie-Brat]

(Then Bizarro, an enemy of Superman is putting up posters that says "Half Time Show: The Smashing Pumpkins" and meanwhile, Loud and Freddy Krueger are playing golf inside the party)

Freddy: FORE! (Hits the ball and lands inside Billy's Dad's fruit punch)

Billy's Dad: (Drinks the fruit punch and begins to choke)

Freddy: (Laughs) Hole in one!

(Loud hits a golf ball and hits the Care Bears which they weren't invited, it hits the first Care Bear and all of the care bears fall like dominos)

Freddy: I could've done that

(Freddy then sees Sissi from Code Lyoko, he picks her up and throws her out of the party)

Sissi: AH!

[Dragon79]

Alex II: Loud You Know the Care Bears were Invited becasue I Inivted them got that

Loud: Sorry Freedy Made me do it

Alex II: Freedy! Plessee don't do that agan or I have to put you in your room!

Freedy: SORRRY

*Then he went back and Check on The Workers with Fifi and they are working on TNA Arena and put SSBWF IMPACT On there*

[josh6243]

{A Garden Facility member came up to Loud.}

Garden Faculty: Kiddington... Loud Kiddington.

Loud: OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH!!! See ya!!! {Loud leaves with the Garden Faculty Member. Cut to Cidolfas' office in Balamb Garden/House Of Histeria!}

Cidolfas: First of all, congratulations. However... From now on, as
a member of SeeD, you will be dispatched all over the world. We are
proud to introduce SeeD. Balamb Garden's mercenary soldiers. SeeD
soldiers are combat specialists. BUT... That is only one aspect of SeeD.
When the time comes...

Garden Faculty: Headmaster... It's almost time for the meeting. Please
make this short. SeeD is a valuable asset to Garden. It's reputation is
solely dependant on each one of you. Handle your mission with care. {to Cidolfas} Is that what you wanted to say, sir? Here is your SeeD
rank report!

Cidolfas: {whispering to Selphie as he gives the report} I'm looking forward to the Garden Festival. {whispering to an unknown student as he
gives the report} Do your best, even if you don't stand out.{whispering to Loud as he gives the report} Try to control your emotions a little. {whispering to Leon as he gives out the report} Finally... A gunblade specialist. {talking normally.} This ends the SeeD inauguration. Dismissed! {Leon talks to Cidolfas and after that, Leon goes to the 1st floor and upon arrival, everyone gave Leon's group an applause. Leon then saw his rank on a paper on a wall. After that, he returned to the dormitory. He saw Selphie in her SeeD uniform.}

Selphie: HAH! Found you! Well, well!? What do you think!? My SeeD
uniform! {Leon changes into his SeeD uniform.} Heeey! Lookin' good! Alright! Let's hit that PAAH-TAY! {Cut to the Garden Festival which is on the 1st floor, Leon is alone and gets a glass of wine from the waitress.}

Loud: Yo! S'up, Leon? Heh-heh, I guess we're both SeeDs now, huh? Put
it there, man. Hah, even as a SeeD, you're still the same. Well, that's
typical of you. See ya. {Loud started to leave.}

Selphie: Oh...hey, Loud. Wanna join the Garden Festival committee and....

Loud: Sorry, I...ahh... Just remembered something! G-Gotta go. See ya! {Loud left.}

Selphie: Hmmmm... Leon! Hi! Wanna join the Garden Festival committee?
You can help out whenever you have time. Please?

Leon: ......... {Selphie left.}

Selphie: S'cuse me! You, right there! {Leon saw a woman he doesn't know.}

Rinoa: You're the best guy here. Dance with me? Let me guess... You'll
only dance with someone you like. Ok then... Look into my eyes... You're-
going-to-like-me... You're-going-to-like-me... Did it work?

Leon: ...I can't dance.

Rinoa: You'll be fine. Come on. I'm looking for someone. I can't be on
the dance floor alone. {Leon was forced to dance with that woman. After
that, Leon is outside of the balcony.}

Quistis: You really are an excellent student. Even that dance was
perfect.

Leon: Thank you. {waiting for Quistis to talk} Yes?

Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you
can't stand being around me?

Leon: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's
kind of awkward when you don't say anything.

Quistis: That's true. I was like that myself. ...Oh, I completely forgot.
I wonder what's to become of me? I've come to give you an order. You
and I are to go to the 'secret area'. It's where students secretly meet
up and talk after curfew. It's inside the training center.

Leon: What do you want to do there? Are we going there to tell
everyone they're violating curfew? If that's the case, forget it. Leave
that for the disciplinary committee.

Quistis: Go get changed and meet me in front of the training center.
This will be my last order.

Leon: {thinking} Get changed and meet at the training center? What's this all about...? {Later in the dormitory, Leon changes to his normal clothing. Then he proceeds to the Training Center.}

Quistis: Leon, I was just wondering... Have you fought T-Rexaur in the
training center?

Leon: I'm not sure...

Quistis: You can defeat it quite easily by using Status-J. Let's go
over Status changes in the Tutorial! {Quistis told Leon about it.} Well? Use a Sleep attack against T-Rexaur. T-Rexaurs are vurnerable to Sleep because they use their energy hunting and gathering. Just junction
'Sleep' onto your ST Atk-J and attack. Come on, let's go to the 'secret
area'. It's just inside the training center. {On the way to the secret area, Leon and Quistis fought Grats (Venus Fly-Trap Monsters with legs and tentacles) and T-Rexaurs. Cut to the secret area.}

Quistis: I haven't been here for a while. {While Leon and Quistis get a view of Balamb Garden.}

Quistis: What time is it?

Leon: It's after midnight.

Quistis: Oh well... I, Quistis Trepe, am no longer an instructor as of
now! I'm a member of SeeD now, just like you. Who knows, maybe we'll
end up working together.

Leon: ...Oh really?

Quistis: Is that all you're going to say?

Leon: If that's how it was decided, you have to abide by it.

Quistis: They told me that I failed as an instructor. Basically, that I
lacked leadership qualities. I was a SeeD by the age of 15, got my
instructor license at 17... It's only been a year since I got it... I
wonder where I went wrong... I did my best... Are you listening?

Leon: Are you done yet...? I don't wanna talk about it. What am I
supposed to say about other people's problems?

Quistis: I'm not asking you to say anything. I just want you to listen.

Leon: Then go talk to a wall.

Quistis: Aren't there times when you want to share feelings with
someone?

Leon: Everyone has to take care of themselves? I don't want to carry
anyone's burden.

Quistis: ...No leadership qualities... Failed instructor... Perhaps they're
right... {Later, Leon and Quistis are on their way back until a Granaldo (an anthropomorphic dragon-fly creature) is attacking an unknown person.}

???: Somebody help!! {It's the woman that Leon saw in the beginning.}

Ellone: Squall!!! Squall!

Leon: It's Leon!

Ellone: {Ignoring what Leon said.} Quisty? {Leon pulls out his gunblade and he and Quistis fights Granaldo. Granaldo whistles into the empty air. Three Raldos (Grey gorilla-like monsters) appear. Leon slashed at Granaldo and it fell asleep, leaving the Raldos vurnerable. Leon did a combo with his Gunblade on one of the Raldos. Quistis casted a lot of Fire, Water, Blizzard, and Thunder spells on all of the Raldos. Leon swung his gunblade and cut off one of the Raldos' heads. The other two ran away. Leon summoned Ifrit, while Quistis summoned Shiva. Ifrit casted Inferno, a very large Fire spell, on Granaldo while Shiva casted Diamond Dust, a very large ice spell, on Granaldo. This created a reaction which caused Granaldo to blow up. White SeeDs, SeeDs raised differently, arrived.}

White SeeD Member: It is not safe here. Please, let's go.

Ellone: Alright. {Ellone and the White SeeDs left.}

Quistis: Who was that...? {Later in the hallway.}

Quistis: Leon. It's not like everyone can get by on their own, you
know? {She left.}

Leon: ...Says who? {Leon goes to the dormitory. Cut to the hallway leading up to the dormitory}

Loud: Where the heck were you? I was lookin' all over the place. We're
both now members of SeeD, right? Well, guess what!? We got our own
rooms, baby! Your new room's right across the hall from your old one.
That's what I was asked to tell you. Man, it took me forever! {Leon goes into the room.}

Leon: I'll just go to sleep. {Leon fell asleep.}

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the DBZ fans.)

Pan: (sighs) Why is that Loud Kiddington always leave to be with those losers?

Goku: Who knows, Pan? Don't worry, he should come back soon.

Pan: And when's momma going back from Cartoon Survivor?

Gohan: Well, not for a while. We could be lucky and she may be voted off first.

Chi-Chi: My daughter-in-law voted out early? Not lucky!

Goten: This coming from someone who got enjoyed by Videl in the first meeting.

Chi-Chi: Gohan!

(Cut to th CDM people talking with the Histerians.)

Nick Diamond: Geez, another tournament? Can't we go anywhere without being reminded of work?

Johnny Gomez: Relax, Nick. Who knows? It may be better this time.

Nick: Or better-ish. So when is it anyway?

Father Time: Right after the second Tribal Council.

Nick: It better be good this time.

Father Time: This time there will be a tournament of champions thing right after the new tournament.

Nick: "Tournament of Champions"? Hey Johnny. We oughta get home for Celebrity Deathmatch! Who knows who'd win?

Johnny: Not the Who, that's who.

[josh6243]

{Cut to the front gate of Balamb Garden/House Of Histeria! Loud is there greeting guests. Leon, A Garden Faculty Member, and Selphie are there waiting for someone}

Garden Faculty: ...One more minute... {Josh6243 suddenly arrived there with his T-Board.}

Josh6243: Made it!

Loud: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF HISTERIA, JOSH6243!

Garden Faculty: T-Boards are prohibited within Garden. Have you
forgotten?

Josh6243: Oops, sorry! But this is really cool. It may come in handy on a
SeeD mission, someday.

Garden Faculty: We'll be the judges of that. Confiscate it. {The other faculty took the T-Board from Josh6243.}

Garden Faculty: All of you are members of SeeD, but... Nevertheless,
you're still students at this Garden. Furthermore, because you are
SeeDs, you must set an example to all others and abide by the Garden's
rules. Understood!?

Cidolfas: Well, about your first mission... You are to go to
Timber. There, you will be supporting a resistance faction. That is
your mission. A member of the faction will contact you at Timber
Station.

Garden Faculty: This person will talk to you and say, 'The forest of
Timber sure have changed'. At this time, you must reply, 'But the owls
are still around'. That is the password.

Cidolfas: Just follow the faction's orders.

Josh6243: Uh... Just us 3?

Garden Faculty: Correct. We have agreed to do this mission for very
little money. Normally, we would never accept such requests, but...

Headmaster Cid: Enough talk about that. Well then, Leon, you are the
squad leader. Use your best judgement based on the situation. Josh and
Selphie, you are to support Leon and give your all to carry out the
faction's plans. {Cut to a bus heading for Timber.}

Josh6243: This bus is awesome! A transcontinental bus road, baby! It even
runs through an underwater tunnel to get to Timber. {to Leon} Pretty
cool, huh?

Leon: Sure is...

Josh6243: Guess you're not interested. By the way, Leon... You have to use
the ticket to get inside. {Leon goes to the control panel and used the ticket.}

Leon: Ok, we can go inside now.

ID Check: Confirming... Access granted...

Selphie: I'm gonna check out the front. Tee-hee! Thanks!

Josh6243: Let's go check it out, Squall.

In the next room...

Josh6243: Yo, check it out! So this is SeeD's private cabin...! {He starts checking the inside.} WHOA! OHHH YEAHHH! AWESOME! {Cut to the inside of the cabin.}

Josh6243: Heh-heh. This is sooo cool!

Leon: ...I'm glad you're so excited.

Josh6243: They even have magazines here. {He gives Leon Pet Pals Volume 1.} This is pretty dang amazing. It pays to be a member of SeeD! Leon, y'know anything about Timber?

Leon: I don't care.

Josh6243: C'mon Leon. Don't be like that... I wanna tell you!

Leon: All right...

Josh6243: Yep, that's what I wanted to hear. Allow me to explain briefly.
Timber used to be a country surrounded by deep forests. But 18 years
ago, Galbadia invaded. Timber fell quite easily to Galbadia. So now
Timber is under Galbadian occupation. It's said there's a whole bunch
of resistance factions, big and small.

Leon: ...And?

Josh6243: Nope, that's it.

Leon: ............ ...Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All-Josh.

Josh6243: Hey, no prob! {Suddenly, Selphie came in feeling strange.}

Selphie: I'm not...feeling well...

Leon: You should get some rest if you're tired.

Selphie: I'm really sleepy...

Leon: You ok?

Josh6243: Hey...? Huh? What the...!? {Selphie mysteriously fell asleep. Somethin's wrong with me, too... I...feel...sleepy...

Leon: What's going on? {Josh6243 fell asleep.} Ugh!? ...What is this? {Leon fell asleep. Cut to the inside of Leon's group's dream.}

Leon: (Hmmm...?)

We are now with Laguna, Ward and Kiros. Laguna Loire is 27 years old.
He uses a machine gun. Squall talks in this scene but only to himself
because he is not really in the dream.

Ward: Uhh, Laguna, are you sure this is the right way?

Leon: (What the...!?) (Huh?) (Where am I?)

Ward: Hoo-boy, not again...

Leon: (Dream?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) {On the forest road, they fight Funguars (Mushrooms with blue eyes and sharp-toothed mouths) and Geezards. Cut to the end of the Forest Road.}

Ward: Hey, aren't we here to fight a war? You know, against the
almighty Timber army?

Kiros: Yeah, so why are we wasting our time messin' with these animals?

Laguna: Well, you see... It's just that, uhh...

Kiros: Don't tell me we're lost again.

Laguna: Anyway... We're goin' home. Deling City, here we come!

Ward: W-Wait! Laguna! {Laguna's group made it to the vehicle and they drove to Deling City. Cut to Deling City.}

Ward: H-Hey! You can't park in the middle of the street!

Laguna: Chill man, it's cool. Alright then! How about a drink!?

Kiros: We're not just here for the booze, are we? We've got a war to
fight.

Ward: So we'll get smashed, and then we'll CHAAARGE!

Laguna: Kiros, Ward... You two seem to misunderstand. I just want to have
a friendly drink with you two. {Laguna's group proceeds to the Galbadian Hotel. Cut to the bar inside the Galbadian hotel.}

Waitress: Welcome! Your usual table is ready.

Laguna: Alright, I'm there! Thanks! {As Laguna's group takes a seat.}

Leon: (Is this a dream...?)

Selphie: (Laguna's pretty cute!)

Josh6243: (What's goin' on!? W-What's happening to me!?)

Laguna: At ease, men. We're goin' all out tonight, right boys!?

Waitress: May I take your order?

Laguna: The usual!

Kiros: Me too.

Ward: Keep 'em coming! So, Laguna... Julia should be making her
appearance soon. You goin' for it tonight?

Kiros: Yeah, go for it!

Laguna: What-ever, man! Can't you see she's working?

Kiros: Don't go back on your word. C'mon, go wave to her.

Laguna: Give me a break...

Ward: So you say, but we know you'll do it. {Laguna walks to see Julia as she plays her piano.}

Laguna: {thinking} Ah... To be this close to Julia...

Leon: (Is this guy serious...?)

Laguna: {thinking} ...Uh-oh... My leg's cramping up...! Argh... {Laguna walks awkwardly.}

Leon: (Sad...) {Laguna goes back to Kiros and Ward.}

Kiros: Good work, Laguna.

Ward: Mission successful!

Kiros: Here, have a seat.

Ward: I didn't think you'd actually do it. Our popularity rating's gone
up a point.

Kiros: Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say
you're about a -3 on the manliness scale.

Laguna: Say what you want! (sigh...) Julia sure is pretty...

Kiros: Aaa...

Ward: Hunhhh...?

Kiros: Laguna, we're takin' off.

Laguna: H-Hey! What's the rush?

Ward: It's on us tonight. Relax and stay awhile, Laguna. {Kiros and Ward leave.}

Julia: May I?

Laguna: Aaaaa...

Julia: Did I interrupt anything?

Laguna: N-N-N-Not at all. P-Please, s-sit down. {thinking} Oh man, oh man., it's really HER! What do I do!? Kiros? Ward? HELP! What do I say!? But man,
she is pretty...

Leon: (What's this guy thinking...?)

Julia: You ok now?

Laguna: Kind of...

Julia: How's your leg?

Laguna: L-Leg? Oh, this!? Y-Yeah, it's fine. Happens all the time when
I get nervous. {He coughes.}

Julia: Were you nervous?

Laguna: Oh, yeah. I'm still kinda...

Julia: You can relax. You don't have to get nervous around me.

Laguna: Oh, sorry.

Julia: Say... {whispering} Would you like to talk somewhere private? I have a room here.

Laguna: I-In your room!?

Julia: Well... {whispering} It's pretty hard to talk freely here. Everyone's
listening in. {talking} If you'd like to, please come by. I've been waiting to
talk to you. You don't want to?

Laguna: Of course I do!

Julia: Then I'll go ahead and wait for you. Ask for my room at the
front desk, ok? {Julia left.}

Laguna: (Am I dreaming?)

Leon: (...This is a dream...This is a dream...)

Laguna: {thinking} No, this can't be a dream!

Leon: (This is too weird to be a dream...)

Laguna: {thinking} Julia...? Wants to talk to me...?)

Leon: (...He talks to himself too much...)

Laguna: {thinking} And just the two of us! Get it together Laguna.

Leon: (Whatever.)

Laguna: {thinking} I always screw up by talking about myself too much. It's
always been like that. But not tonight! I'm all ears for Julia! Ahh,
time to use my manly charm, and help Julia with her problem. {Cut to the front desk of the Galbadian hotel.}

Receptionist: Welcome! Checking in?

Laguna: Which is Julia's room? Whi-Whi-Which...

Leon: (Is he really going?)

Receptionist: ...Aah, Mr. Laguna Loire? I've been expecting you. Let me
show you to Ms. Julia's room. {Cut to Julia's room}

Julia: Thanks for coming.

Laguna: No... Not at all, uh... Thank you for inviting me.

Julia: Have a seat. {Laguna tries to sit but he is nervous and could not sit at all. He talks to Julia.}

Julia: Going so soon? We haven't talked yet.

Laguna: No, it's not that. It's just that I'm a big fan of yours, so
I'm really kinda nervous, y'know?

Julia: So that's why you come to hear me play so often.

Laguna: You... You saw me?

Julia: You were always smiling while listening, right? You have
beautiful eyes. Though they look a bit scared now. Don't worry, I'm not
going to pluck'em and eat'em. I just want to talk, gazing into those
eyes. Would you like a drink? Wine perhaps?

Laguna: I must be dreamin'... {They have a glass of wine.}

Laguna: Yeah, I don't like fightin' too much, but you get to travel,
y'know? Seeing new places n' stuff. And it's fun, 'cause Kiros and Ward
are always with me. Hey, we should all go out drinking' sometime!
Whaddya say? And, uh... What was I talkin' about? Oh yeah, so I want to
quit the army and become a journalist! So I can tell people 'bout all
the things I 've seen on my travels.

Leon: (He's already loosened up...)

Laguna: So, like, the other day, one of my articles made the reader's
column. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, that was way cool...

Julia: I'm happy for you.

Laguna: Oh yeah, and then... {Cut to Julia's room after Laguna telling Julia some more about it.}

Laguna: Yikes... I'm talkin' too much again.

Laguna: Excuse me.

Julia: Yes?

Laguna: Tell me about yourself. Like...your dreams for the future.

Julia: I...I want to sing. Not just play the piano, but sing, too.

Laguna: Oh, I'd really love to hear it.

Julia: But I can't. I'm no good at writing lyrics...

Laguna: Hmm... That must be tough.

Julia: But thanks to you, I think I can come up with something.

Laguna: Thanks to me...?

Julia: Yes... The many faces you've shown me. Times when you were hurt,
worried... Or felt pain deep inside you. Your smile, your face, your
eyes... You've shown me something... I think I can come up with a song.

Laguna: Wow... I must be dreamin'...

Julia: It's not a dream, is it? {Suddenly, there is a knock on the door. Kiros and Ward came in.}

Kiros: Laguna! New orders! Meet by the Presidential Residence, on the
double!

Julia: Can we meet again?

Laguna: Of course! I have to come hear you sing! {Cut back to the present.}

Train Announcement: Next stop, Timber... Timber... Next stop, Timber...
Timber... {Leon got up.}

Leon: Were we...all asleep?

Josh6243: Maybe someone released some sleeping gas? There's lots of people
who resent SeeD.

Leon: {thinking}...Maybe. Better be careful.

Selphie: Am I missing anything? Anyone hurt?

Squall: ...I don't think so.

Selphie: What a relief! Everything's cool with me! Hee! I had such a
nice dream!

Leon: {thinking} I had a dream, too. It wasn't nice though. I dreamt I was a moron.

Train Announcement: We will be arriving in Timber shortly. For those
getting off, please be sure you have all your belongings.

Selphie: But seriously, Sir Laguna was sooo cool!

Josh6243: Hey! There was a Laguna in my dream, too! He's a Galbadian
soldier, right!?

Leon: Laguna, Kiros, and Ward...

Josh6243: Huh!? That's it!

Leon: That's what...?

Selphie: There's no way we can understand this... Let's just concentrate
on our first mission!

Squall: {thinking} ...I guess you're right. {talking} We'll put this incident on hold. I'll report it to the headmaster once we get back to Garden.

Josh6243: We should be there soon, eh? Here we go... Psyche yourself up,
baby!

Selphie: Whew... Still sleepy.

Leon: ......... {Later, Leon's group arrived in Timber. A man speaks to them.}

Watts: Oh, the forests of Timber sure has changed!

Leon: But the Owls are still around.

Watts: Welcome to Timber, sir. Come with me, sir. {They start following that man.} Please, please, this way, sir! {The Forest Owls' Base arrived. Leon's group and Watts go in to the Forest Owls' Base. Cut to the inside of the Forest Owls' Base.}

Zone: So, you guys are SeeDs?

Leon: I'm the squad leader, Leon. This is Josh, and Selphie.

Zone: Nice to meet ya. I'm the leader of the Forest Owls.

Squall: So, let's get on with it. What do we do?

Zone: Just take it easy. Here, let me introduce you. Looks like you
already met Watts. I guess it's just our princess, then.

Watts: It's the princess' nap time, sir.

Zone: {He gets a stomachache} Ahh, man... {to Leon} Hey Leon, sorry, but could you go get the princess? She's in the last room, up those stairs.
Some of our other guys are in the room on the way. Ask'em if you get
lost.

Leon: ...Were we hired to run errands? Well?

Zone: A-Are you angry!?

Leon: {thinking} We're not gophers... We're SeeD...special forces. {talking} This is the last time for this kinda thing.

Zone: OwOwOuccchhh. {Leon goes to the last room and in there, he sees Rinoa.}

Rinoa: Hey... You're...! You know, from the party... So...does that mean...
You're a SeeD!?

Leon: I'm Leon, the squad leader. There's 2 others with me.

Rinoa: YEEESSSS! SeeD is here!

Leon: Take it easy.

Rinoa: It's just that, I'm so happy! I've been sending requests to
Garden forever, but nothing... I'm so glad I spoke to Cid directly!

Leon: Oh... So you were looking for the headmaster at the party?

Rinoa: You know Seifer?

Leon: ...Yeah.

Rinoa: Well, he's the one who introduced me to Cid. Cid is such a nice
man. I really didn't think SeeD would come out to help a measly little
group like us. But after explaining out situation to him, Cid gave the
go ahead right away! Now that you guys are here, we'll be able to carry
out all kinds of plans!

Rinoa: Yes?

Leon: I'm goin' back to the others.

Rinoa: Ok, let's go. Umm, Leon. Is 'he' here?

Leon: {thinking} 'He'?

Rinoa: Seifer.

Leon: ...... No. He's not a SeeD.

Rinoa: ...Oh. {Rinoa moves on, but came back to Leon.}

Rinoa: Oh yeah, my name's... Rinoa. Very pleased to meet you, Leon. SeeD members dance quite well, don't they?

Leon: Approach your target inconspicuously at a dance party... There may be missions requiring this sort of subterfuge. It's expected of SeeD to learn various skills.

Rinoa: Ohhh... So it's work related. That's too bad... {Leon saw a dog}

Rinoa: Here, let me introduce you. This is my partner... Angelo. Angelo
is really smart! Here, let me tell you... {Rinoa explains Leonl on Angelo fights during battle.} Smart, huh? I have some important work to do now. Be good, Angelo. Ok, I'll meet you there. {Leon goes to the main car with Rinoa.}

Squall: This is Josh... ...And Selphie.

Rinoa: Hi everyone! This way. {Cut to the strategy room.}

Zone: Just stand anywhere you want. This is a full-scale operation. Our
resistance, 'The Forest Owls', will be forever known in the pages of
Timber's independence! Exciting, huh? It all started when we got a hold
of top-secret info from Galbadia.

Watts: I got the info, sir.

Zone: There's a VIP from Galbadia coming to Timber.

Watts: Super V-I-P!!!

Zone: The guy's name is Vinzer Deling! Our archenemy, and the President
of Galbadia.

Watts: Vinzer Deling is a scoundrel!!! He's a dictator, not a
president. Not even popular in Galbadia, sir!

Rinoa: President Deling is taking a private train from the Galbadian
capital.

Zone: Our plan is to...

Selphie: ...Blow it to smithereens with a rocket launcher!?

Zone: Ahh...not quite...

Josh6243: So get to the point! Just tell us what to do!

Rinoa: Shall we begin? {Cut to the model.} First, I'll go over the model. The yellow train on the top right is our 'base'. We're riding in it right now. Right next to it is the 'dummy car'. We made it to look just like the president's car. Their train has three cars. First there's the 'locomotive' followed by the '1st escort'. The red car is the 'president's car'. Deling should be inside. The last car is the '2nd escort'. Once we get on this one, we begin the operation. Our ultimate goal is to seize the president in his car using our 'base'. That means, we'll have to switch our 'dummy car' with their 'president's car'. We'll use the 2 switch points leading up to Timber to carry out this operation. Ok, now I'm going to explain the procedures in seven steps. We'll get on the roof of the '2nd escort' by jumping from our 'dummy car'.

Watts: The '2nd escort' car is the only one that is equipped with
sensors, sir.

Rinoa: A high tech officer is onboard. I'll talk about the sensors
later. We can move across the roof of the 'president's car' without
worrying too much.

Zone: Deling hates the company of his guards and being surrounded by
sensors, and keeps them away from his car.

Rinoa: We have to complete the uncoupling before the 1st switch point.
If we don't...

Selphie: BOOM! ...Game over, right?

Rinoa: ...Yeah. So we'll have to move fast. I'll explain the uncoupling
process later. After the car is uncoupled... We'll have the 'dummy car'
and our 'base' move in. At this point, our train and their train will
be linked and be moving together. This is the last uncoupling. The
process will probably be similar to the last one. If all goes well, we
should be able to escape with the 'president's car'. After that, we'll
return to our base and prepare to confront Deling. We have exactly 5
minutes to complete the 7 procedures. If we fail, our train will
collide with theirs at the switch point and it'll be over. Don't forget
that.

Josh6243: 5 minutes...? You sure that's enough?

Zone: According to the simulation that we ran, it should take only 3
minutes to complete the operation. Piece of cake for SeeDs, right?

Selphie: Of course! Too easy!

Leon: ......

Rinoa: Ok, now let's talk about how to avoid the sensors on the '2nd
escort'. ......Go ahead Watts.

Watts: The guards have a 'sound sensor' and a 'temperature sensor',
sir. Any sound will trigger the 'sound sensor' so move across very
quickly, sir! The blue guard is carrying this sensor. The 'temperature
sensor' will go off if you remain stationary, sir! The guard in red is
carrying this one, sir. When a guard opens the blind, that means he is
checking the sensor, so be careful! The range on these sensors is equal
to the length of one window. So keep an eye on the window below, sir.

Josh6243: ...So exactly how do you avoid 'em?

Watts: Umm...basically, run or stop, depending on which guard is below
you.

Rinoa: That's about it for the sensors. Next, let's talk about how to
uncouple the escort cars.

Selphie: Questions...! How can you uncouple the cars from a moving train?

Rinoa: Umm...we can't uncouple the cars directly.

Zone: Instead, we'll have to temper with the control system that
manages the coupling. If we temporarily disable the circuit for the
connection, the car will uncouple automatically. To disable it, we have
to enter several codes.

Watts: ...And we have the codes. Rinoa has them, sir!

Rinoa: I'll be in charge of relaying the codes to Leon. Leon,
you'll slide down on the side of the train using a cable and enter the
codes into the system. Now, I need you to listen carefully. Each code
is made up of numbers between 1-4 and has 4 digits: 2341 is an example.
But the keypad won't have numbers. Instead, it'll have four buttons. A,
, O, X, and P. For instance, if I relay the code 3124, you'll push X, A, O
and P, in that order. You have to be quick and precise. You'll have
about 5 seconds to enter each code. Otherwise, the code will change and
the past entries will become invalid. So like we said, we have to enter
all the codes to disable the connections. After we uncouple the cars,
we'll wait for the others to operate the rail switch. Remember, we only
have 5 minutes to do everything, so make sure that you're prepared. Ok,
let's try practicing entering the code. Enter 3 codes and you'll be
finished. {Leon practiced on entering the codes. Cut back to the strategy room.}

Rinoa: You got it? In the real thing, there's a strict time limit
leading up to the switch point. Don't forget that. Umm...that's all.

Selphie: By the way...this model's nice but the president's car looks
kinda shabby. ......Why is that?

Watts: Yeah, Rinoa made it. That's why. We bought everything else at
the gift store.

Josh6243: Oh... I thought some kid made it. The paint job sucks, too.

Leon: {thinking} ......? Yeah...It kind of does.

Rinoa: Oh, shut up! I made it look like that on purpose. It represents
my hatred towards Deling.

Josh6243: Hatred, eh...? Yeah...right.

Selphie: It's one of the...ugliest things that I've ever seen in my life.
You must really hate him.

Leon: ......

Rinoa: Are you guys finished!? Enough about the model! Can we get on
with it now!? Do you understand?

Leon: Yes.

Rinoa: Let's decide on the party!

Watts: Gathering information is my specialty, sir!

Zone: OuuuucHHHHH...... My stomach! {He gets a stomach ache.}

Rinoa: We're moving again... I'll go take a look. Talk to Watts when your
ready. The sooner the better.

Watts: Have you seen the dummy of the president, sir? If you haven't,
please take a look-see! It's like a piece of art! I know the kidnapping
plan must be tough, but best of luck to you, sir! Are you ready, sir!?

Leon: Yeah. {Cut to the roof of the Forest Owls' Base (locomotive with a dummy car).}

Rinoa: Leon, over here! We'll catch up with the [2nd escort] soon.
Let's get ready. We should time our jumps well after we catch up to
them to save some time. From now we have exactly...... 5 minutes to
complete the operation. Let's try to use every second. {On the other side of the train.}

Rinoa: Leon, over here! {Leon catches up with Rinoa.}

Rinoa: This is the president's car. After we get across, we'll proceed
with the first uncoupling. {Meanwhile in the president's car.}

Galbadian Soldier: Sir, everything is in order, sir!

President Deling: You again... That's 27 times now. How many more times
do you plan to disturb me with that meaningless report?

Galbadian Soldier: Sir! I'm sorry, sir. ...But it is my duty, sir!

President Deling: ...... It's hard to believe that anyone would put up with
this nonsense. I guess it's none of my business. Dismissed.

Galbadian Soldier: ......! Sir, yes, sir! {thinking} There goes next month's
paycheck. How am I gonna propose to her now? I'm gonna have to put it
off again. {Cut back to the roof of the other train.}

Rinoa: This is the 1st escort. We're gonna uncouple this first. Like
Watts said, there should be 2 guards on this car. Selphie and Josh, you
guys keep an eye on the guards. Let us know if you see them coming.

Josh6243: Alright. I'll watch the blue guard.

Selphie: I'll take red.

Rinoa: {to Leon} The red guard is closer. Leon, you might wanna keep an eye on him, too. Ok, are you ready to enter the codes? You remember everything, right?

Leon: Yeah.

Rinoa: We'll have to enter 3 codes to disable the circuit fo this
uncoupling. Ok, Leon. Get the cable ready. Ok, let's do it. We have 4
minutes left! Good luck Leon! {Leon inputted the codes for the 1st escort.}

Rinoa: Leon, this way! {The 1st escort car was uncoupled and the Forest Owls' Base with the Dummy Car connectied in. Meanwhile in the president's
car.}

Galbadian Soldier: {thinking} What should I do...? I know he's not gonna like it. But it's my job. {talking} S-Sir...... Everything is in order, sir! {thinking} Huh...... He's not angry. Phew. That's strange. Oh, he's reading the paper. I wonder where he got it?

Galbadian Officer: What!? Is there a problem!?

Dummy President (he's not President Deling): I'm in a bad mood right
now! If there is nothing in particular, I order you to leave
immediately!

Galbadian Officer: S-S-Sir aye aye... YESSIR! {to the Galbadian Soldier.}
YOU! Don't just stand there! Get back to your station!

Galbadian Soldier: S-Sir, yessir! {thinking} There goes another paycheck. That's two in one day. {The Galbadian Officer goes out, but came back again.}

Galbadian Officer: W-W-What the HECK!? Is this the right train? {thinking} The interior looks different. Looks shabbier. Maybe not.

Galbadian Soldier: {thinking} What am I gonna do? No ring, and now no more
candlelight dinner. I'm never gonna be able to get married. {Cut to the top of the train...

Rinoa: This is the 2nd escort. After this, we're home free. I think
there are 2 guards on this car, too. Zell and Selphie are up ahead,
working on uncoupling our train from theirs. So you're on your own this
time. Let's get this over with. You know how to enter the codes, right?

Leon: Yeah.

Rinoa: We'll have to enter 5 codes to disable the circuit for this
connection. Are you ready, Leon? We have 3 minutes left! Good luck,
Leon! {Leon enters the codes.}

Rinoa: Leon, this way! {The 2nd escort car uncoupled and the Forest Owls'
Base connecting to the president's car. Cut back to the Forest Owls' Base.}

Zone: Finally... We've waited so long for this encounter with Vinzer.

Watts: Was that perfect, sir!? Amazing, sir! You're the best, sir!

Rinoa: Well then...

Watts: Leave the intelligence up to me, sir!

Zone: OwOwOuccchhh. {Zone runs to the other room.}

Rinoa: You 3! Tell me when you're ready to go. As soon as you're ready,
I'll begin 'serious negotiations' with the president!

Squall: {Thinking} 'Serious negotiations'... Better make sure my GF's equipped...

Rinoa: ...Ready?

Leonl: Yeah. {Cut to the president's car. Leon's group and Rinoa are confronting Deling.}

Rinoa: ...President Deling! As long as you...don't resist, you won't get
hurt...

President Deling: And if I do resist... What would you do...? Young lady?

Rinoa: !!!

Leon: What's wrong?

Fake President Deling: Boo-hoo... Too bad... I'm not the president. I'm
what they call...a body double. All these rumors about the many
resistance groups in Timber... You pass along a little false information
and they fall for it... How pathetic... Seems like there are only amateurs
around here.

Rinoa: Ama...teurs...!?

Fake President Deling: Ahh... My butt hurts from all this sitting...
Young...LADY... Ahh... So what did you have in stORE for me had I resiSTED...? Why doN'T you teLL mE... QuiTE aMUsing thouGH... For beINg such amAtEurs...!!! HoW daRe YOU InSUlt tHe presIDent!!! {Fake President Deling does a fist combo on Leon. Selphie casts a couple of Fire Spells on Fake President Deling. Leon does a combo with his GunBlade on Fake President Deling. Josh6243 casted Dragon Slave on Fake President Deling. Fake President Deling reverted back into his real form: Rayian Fox. Rayian Fox tried biting Josh6243, but Josh6243 dodged. Leon did a combo on Rayian Fox. Selphie casted some magic spells on Rayian Fox. Rayian Fox fell in defeat.}

Rayian Fox: Mark my words, I will be back! {Rayian Fox bursts through the ceiling. Leon's group and Rinoa go back to the strategy room in the Forest Owls' Base.}

Zone: Man, I can't believe the president was a fake!

Rinoa: I can't believe we fell for it!

Watts: Info, sir! New info! It's big news! The President is going to the House Of Histeria! for a peace talk! {The Forest Owls' Base heads to the House Of Histeria! Cut back to the House Of Histeria!/ Balamb Garden. Rinoa, Josh6243, Selphie, and Leon arrive.}

Loud: Welcome to the House Of Histeria! Do you have a reservation? {Rinoa tells Loud that she has one.}

Rinoa: We're looking for President Deling.

Loud: He just came in a few minutes earlier. He needs to rest up for his big speech tomorrow.

[josh6243]

{Meanwhile}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {screen shows Cheerleader wearing a dress with "sell fish" on the front and "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So! {library!} What's Her Face! {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One! {parking deck?}
CHEERLEADER: Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}

THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: Bye old person...

CHEERLEADER: Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!! {jumps up and down}

SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
MR. PITTERS: {simultaneously} LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I've had my license for a year—

CHEERLEADER: {interrupting} Stop saying words. Here she comes now!

{Learner's permit girl appears and is driving really fast.}

LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

{The Learner's Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED...DEAD

CHEERLEADER: Owww, my entire life!

{music stops}

SO AND SO: Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.

ALL 3 GIRLS: {music starts} WE'RE FREE!

MR. PITTERS: We're ointment!

THE UGLY ONE: The tyranny is over!!

{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}

SO AND SO: I can overachieve like a bandit!

{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg, with floating hearts...}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I can date science-fiction Greg again!

{...as well as The Ugly One, who looks like a mess, with a pig.}

THE UGLY ONE: I CAN STOP SHOWERING!!!!

{...as well as Mr. Pitters, who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front, and has two pigtails, like Cheerleader's.}

MR. PITTERS: I can be a teen girl!

{Two vultures appear over him.}

FIRST VULTURE: Ain't no teen girl.

{Cut to a dining room table where the vultures are seen eating Mr. Pitters.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Chomp chomp chomp chomp...

SECOND VULTURE: Quite good, quite good.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ...chomp chomp...

{Cut back to the remaining girls}

SO AND SO: You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.

{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad." The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} A glue stick, some glitter paint, {a "GLOO STICK" is seen on the first part, some "GLITTA PAINT" on the second}
Words cut out from a magazine, {Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}
BFF carved in a tree, {A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}
That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! {We see that The Ugly One carved it with the Big Knife. As Strong Bad says each of the words, something happens to The Ugly One. On "BAOW!", the tree punches her in the face with its branch. On "FOM!", it falls on top of her. On "FROOSH!", it spontaneously combusts.}

A port-o-john came to life, {A port-o-john is shown, a second later a face with a moustache appears on his door.}
Put on a play with So and So. {The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a princess hat.}
Unfortunately, they didn't {So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. They stand up, and Arrow'd Guy appears in the audience.}
Get very good reviews. {Arrow'd Guy throws a spear, which goes through So and So and hits the port-o-john in the face.}

What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, {What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}
A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. {She eats a spoonful of it, and keels over, dead.}
Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl {We see her in her car.}
Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. {Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}

STRONG BAD: What?! They don't got no Turbografx games?!

{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}

CHEERLEADER'S GHOST: {Wearing a shirt reading "deady's girl".} Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be...

ALL GHOST GIRLS: {Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.} SO DEAD!!!!

MR. PITTERS' GHOST: {Still dressed as Cheerleader and wearing a shirt with "worm food" on the front.} I look so good.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the villains' table.)

Dr. William Shelton: Once again, another time at these ridiculous parties.

David Hicks/The Evil Scientist: Tell me about it. I think we should start by causing trouble. Any ideas?

Dr. Clayton Forrester: Personally, we must have use all of the ideas by now.

Gene: Don't be stupid, Clayton. In parties like this, there is never lack of idea.

Vincent Morre: So Gene. What is your idea?

Gene: It's very simple....

Shelton: If it's so simple, why are we repeating it?

Gene: Shut up, William. Now then, it's a little something I liked to called "Code: Dead Lyoko."

Morre: If you want to destroy the Lyoko kids, Xana and Gruumm has already failed.

Gene: Not this time, Vincent. I'd explain more as the party goes along.

(Cut to the front table as Loud greets the contestants of the past AS and CS games who didn't get to be in CS 6.)

Loud: Hello, and enjoyed the show.

Donald Duck: Well, at least it's better than being out there again.

Buck Tuddrussel: Huh? What did he say?

Larry 3000: You wouldn't bother anymore, lardbutt!

Rika Nonaka: (sighs) More of these insults. Good grief.

Butters: B...better than nothing, I...I supposed.

[josh6243]

{Cut to a cop running down a hallway}

Cop: After him! He's escaping from jail!

{Cut to Lex Luthor in a jail cell.}

Lex Luthor: What are you talking about? I'm in my cell.

Cop: Yeah, but your cell is on a getaway truck!

{Zoom out to show the cell is indeed on a truck}

Lex Luthor: Oh. Well yeah. I figure that was assumed.

{A hand reaches out and snatches the villain from his cell. Cut to Lex Luthor on the edge of a forest in sunset}

Lex Luthor: What the? Dude! Man! I was just about to kill the president, man, dude! {Gene Burrows pops out of nowhere.}

Gene: I have a business proposition for you.

Lex Luthor: What are you, a Dr. Frankenstein rip-off?

Gene: I think you'll find that if we combine our talents, we can--

Lex Luthor: What talents?

Gene: Shut up. We can form a deadly--

Lex Luthor: Can you make living beings out of dead human body parts?

Gene: SHUT UP! We would become a force no one would dare cross.

Lex Luthor: And why should I join up you?

Gene: I think you'll understand in a second.

{Gene pushes a remote, which lifts up a platform with a ton of Kryptonite on it.}

[John Pannozzi]

Nails The Spider, Frank Harris & Lonette, Holli Would & (Super) Jack Deebs, Holli's Goons (Slash, Bash, Mash & Bob), Sparks, the Koopalings/Koopa Kids (Ludwig von "Kooky" Koopa, Lemmy "Hip" Koopa, Iggy "Hop" Koopa, Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa, Roy "Bully" Koopa, Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Junior & Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa), the Chaotix (Vector The Crocodile, Espio The Chameleon, Charmy Bee, Mighty The Armadillo, Ray The Flying Squirrel, Heavy & Bomb), Babs & Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck & Shirley "The Loon" McLoon, Hamton J. Pig & Fifi Le Fume, Furrball, Dizzy Devil, Go-Go Dodo, Calamity Coyote & Little Beeper, Little Sneezer, Concord Condor, Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner, Slappy & Skippy Squirrel, Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, "Hello" Nurse, Ralph the security guard, Warner Bros. Chairman of the Board and CEO Thaddeus Plotz, Pinky & (The) Brain, Rita & Runt, Mindy & Buttons & Mindy's Mom and Dad, Wendy Testaburger & her boyfriend of the moment Timmy (TIMMAY!), Kyle Brofslovski (SP) & Bebe Stevens, Billy Peltzer & Kate "Beringer" Peltzer (with Gizmo in a box), Dr. John Zoidberg, Philip J. Fry & Turanga Leela, Amy Wong & Kif Kroker, Bender, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Cow & Chicken & Mom & Dad, Flem & Earl, I. B. Red Guy, I. M. Weasel & I. R. Baboon, Ren Hoek & Stimpy, George Liquor (AMERICAN!), Jimmy the hapless idiot boy & Sody Pop, Timmy Turner & Tootie, Mac & Bloo, Frankie Foster, Roger & Jessica Rabbit, Bonkers D. Bobcat & Fawn Deer, Jason Voohees, the ghosts of Alice (from the first Friday the 13th) and Tina (from the first A Nightmare On Elm Street), John Pannozzi (yours truly!) & the hot black girl from the Rolling Stones music video of "The Harlem Shuffle" (I can dream, can't I?) enter.

Vector: (to Joel Schumacher) Hey, you're that hack who directed that crapfest "Batman & Robin"!

Joel Schumacher: (sobs like a baby) I didn't want to make that movie! (cries some more) Warner Bros. forced me into making that movie and I hate it as much as you!

Timmy: TIMMAY!

[josh6243]

{Cut to a podium on stage.}

Announcer: We would like to present to you today a message from the
lifelong President of Galbadia, Vinzer Deling. Ladies and gentlemen,
President Deling. {President Deling arrived to the podium.}

President Deling: Greetings, I am Vinzer Deling, lifelong president of
Galbadia. Today, I stand before you to make the following proposition.
We the people of this world have the power to end all wars.

Selphie: {to herself} See, see! It's a peaceful proposal to the world.
I knew it!

President Deling: Unfortunately, there are some trifling problems
standing between Galbadia and other nations, and they must be resolved.
{Suddenly there is a noise of breaking.}

President Deling: I plan to convene with other nations' leaders
immediately to resolve these problems. At this time allow me to
introduce the ambassador who will be my representative for the
conference.

Josh6243: {to himself} Man! All this just to introduce an ambassador.

President Deling: The ambassador is the Sorceress...

Leon: {to himself} ...The Sorceress? {Suddenly, Seifer came and crashed the speech.}

Selphie: Heeey!

Josh6243: Seifer! {The Galbadian Soldiers tried to restrain him and get him out but Seifer
fought them. Then Seifer placed his gunblade on President Deling.}

Selphie: What's he doin'!?

Josh6243: Instructor Trepe!?

Quistis: (to the Galbadian Soldiers) Stay back!

Josh6243: Leon, what are we gonna do!?

Quistis: For the last time, stay back! You're only going to provoke
him.

Leon: ...Nothing. Our job is to assist the Owls. It's none of our
business.

Quistis: Timber Team, are you watching? Get over here right now! You
HAVE permission! I need your help!

Josh6243: Leon!?

Selphie: Squad leader! {Leon's group goes onto the stage.}

Quistis: We need to restrain him!

Leon: {to Seifer} What do you think you're doing?

Seifer: It's obvious, ain't it!? What are you planning to do with this
guy?

Leon: ...Planning to do? {thinking} That's right... He knows Rinoa. Is that why
he's here?

Josh6243: I get it! You're Rinoa's...

Seifer: Shut your d**n mouth! Chicken-wuss!

Quistis: He broke out of the disciplinary room, injuring many in the
process.

Seifer: YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Leon: {thinking} Josh, please. {talking} Be quiet.

Josh6243: Instructor, I know! You're gonna take this stupid idiot back to
Garden, right!?

Leon: Shut up! NO!

President Deling: I see... So you're all from Garden. Should anything
happen to me, the entire Galbadian military will undoubtedly crush
Garden. You can let go of me now.

Seifer: {to Josh6243} Nice going, Chicken-wuss! You and your stupid big
mouth! Take care of this mess! Instructor and Mr. Leader!

[Dragon79]

(OOC: Hay John I allready did the Tiny toons Introduction See my post at the begging of the thread)

(Then they were done Fixing the SSBW Impact Zone Arena then they came to Nick Diamond and Johny Gomeze)

Alex II: Hay guys We Finshnes the Arena so We will give you two a tour so see how it go

Nick: Ok

(Then Nick and Johny Followed Alex II and Fifi to the Arena)

Alex II: Ok There your coomantators Booth will be at next to the Fans then the 6 side Ring will be portected by a Force Field so there powers won't hit the adutentces and you

Nick: Cool

Alex II: When the Them Song hits then it your cue to tell them

Johny: We Know what to do

Alex II: and Dexter Buld a Specal Stute that will portect Mills Lane from there Powers

Mills: I will alowed it!

Nick: Wow what about us?

Alex II: the force field portecting you!

Nick: Oh

Alex II: and the Tornment of Champions will began after the Second Trible Councal

Nick: Ok

(then they head out of the Arena and back to there seats)

Alex II: Well This SSBM Will be a hit and I am going to be in it

Fifi: Oui love Kiss me!

Alex II: Sure love

*Alex II and Fifi Kiss
(Cut to Loud Armington and Fifi La Fume Auturants Selfs)

Loud: Well Love this Party will be a bang

Fifi: Oui Love it will be so Kiss me!

Loud: Ok

*Loud and Fifi Kiss*

(Hay Jussonic Thought I bring Loud Armington and Fifi La Fume in)

[josh6243]

{Meanwhile, Seifer with his gunblade on the president steps to the other room.
Quistis follows him. Leon's group also follows them as well. In the
next room.}

Seifer: !?

???: ...Poor, poor boy...

Seifer: Stay away from me! {It's the mysterious sorceress that the President mentioned.}

Edea: Such a confused little boy. Are you going to step forward?
Retreat? You have to decide.

Seifer: Stay back! {The sorceress cast something to push back Quistis.}

Edea: The boy in you is telling you to come. The adult in you is
telling you to back off. You can't make up your mind. You don't know
the right answer. You want help, don't you? You want to be saved from
this predicament.

Seifer: Shut up!

Edea: Don't be ashamed to ask for help. Besides, you're only a little
boy.

Seifer: I'm not... Stop calling me a boy.

Edea: You don't want to be a boy anymore?

Seifer: I am not a BOY! {Seifer lets go of President Deling. The president ran.}

Edea: Come with me to a place of no return. Bid farewell to your
childhood. {The sorceress and Seifer disappeared. Then Rinoa appeared.}

Rinoa: Hey guys! Where's Seifer?

Leon: We don't know.

Rinoa: He'll be ok, right?

Josh6243: {thinking} Yeah right. He'd die because the sorceress would kill him with a random parody of a Star Wars attack.
{Leon's group met up with Quistis and Rinoa on the stage.}

Rinoa: They found our base. It's completely destroyed.

Selphie: And everyone else?

Rinoa: They're fine. They're good at escaping.

{Open to Commander hitting nails into a bunch of planks crudely nailed together.}

COMMANDER: Come on, you stupid wooden piece of crap.

Alex II: {enters from right} And your time is up! Did you finish it?

COMMANDER: I sure did, Alexizzle, and it's all yours.

{Cut to a close up of the "chair". Alex II walks over to it}

Alex II: What the? Looks like a piece of crap.

COMMANDER: I have you know that this so-called piece of crap took months of planning and production to uh-

Alex II: Looks like you just nailed a bunch of wood together at the last minute because you spent the whole week procrastinating.

COMMANDER: I was not! Oh, wait, you said procrastinating, right?

Alex II: Yeah.

COMMANDER: Well, yeah I was doing that, but we had a deal. Now where's my 72-inch plasma screen?

Alex II: That wasn't even the deal. I said I'd give you twenty dollars if you could build Space Tree an ergonomic chair in a week.

COMMANDER: And that's what I did! So wha-

Alex II: You've done nothing, so you don't get jack.

COMMANDER: Oh, well, whatever. You know we had a verbal contractual agreement. If you don't like it, then why don't you just go buy Space Tree's chair at a friggin' store.

Alex II: Well, yeah, that's a good idea, but where the heck is a squirrel-human like me going to get that kind of money.

{A small white envelope hits Commander in the eye and he falls over}

COMMANDER: Aaah! Su- ch- Why is it always my eye?! God!

Alex II: Hey, that looks like a note. {he takes the note out of Commander's eye}

COMMANDER: Yeah, it does. Maybe I should read it with my bleeding cornea or whatever.

Alex II: According to this, my great-cousin Luzini has died and left me his fortune of two million pizzolas.

COMMANDER: Pizzolas? {he suddenly gets up} How much is that in space dollars?

Alex II: Two million.

COMMANDER: We're rich!

Alex II: {now wearing sunglasses and a dollar-sign golden necklace signaling he's rich} Correction! I'm rich!

COMMANDER: Well, all I ask is my twenty dollars for the chair, plus a new eye, and a few thousand for emotional distress.

Alex II: Screw you.

COMMANDER: Then I'll see you in court!

{Cut to Space Court. The SpeshDiv robot is behind a podium that simply says "LAW"}

SPESHDIV: Space Court finds in favor of Commander Uderick Xander for the sum of two million pizzolas. {a gavel hits the podium with a gavelish noise}

COMMANDER: {his hand raises} Yeah!

{Cut back to the House Of Histeria! with Alex II and the Commander, who now has a glass eye and the money necklace.}

COMMANDER: So now who's the rich one, huh?

Alex II: Yeah, well, none of that money was for your piece of crap chair. {exits}

COMMANDER: {gasps} You son of a b***h!

{A portal opens up and Rayian Fox walks out of it.}

Rayian Fox: Hey, blonde kid, I heard you scored yourself a few pizzolas.

COMMANDER: I sure did. Hey, watch out for the blood there. {points at floor}

Rayian Fox: What? {falls} Whoa! Ow, my whiplash!

{Cut again to Space Court. The SpeshDiv robot is again the judge.}

SPESHDIV: Space Court finds in favor of Rayian Fox to the sum of two million pizzolas. {a baseball bat hits the podium this time}

Rayian Fox: {hand raises} Yeah!

{Cut back to the ship. Rayian Fox and Commander are standing and one of a portal is on the ground. Rayian Fox now has the money necklace and Commander has an eight ball in place of his glass eye}

Rayian Fox: So now who's the rich one, huh?

COMMANDER: Can I at least have my glass eye back?

Rayian Fox: No. {jumps into the portal}

{Cut to Space Tree sitting in his ergonomic chair.}

Rayian Fox: Whoa, that wasn't supposed to happen. Oh, hey, Space Tree. What's up?

SPACE TREE: Nothin' much.

Rayian Fox: Uh, I didn't injure you just then, did I?

SPACE TREE: I'm afraid you did.

Rayian Fox: Aw, but you looked like you had such great posture.

{Cut again to Space Court.}

SPESHDIV: Space Court finds in favor of Space Tree the Space Tree for the sum of two mi-i-i-i-i-i-l-l {its head goes crazy and explodes and a gavel hits the podium}

SPACE TREE: {hand raises} Yeah! Hey, wait.

{Cut to Rayian Fox and Space Tree sitting down, still in Space Court}

Rayian Fox: Well, well. Looks like the ball is in my pants now.

SPACE TREE: Yeah, well, I know what he was going to say. Two million pizzolas, pay up!

Rayian Fox: Oh, really. Let's just see what Mr. Judge has to say about that. {walks up near the podium with SpeshDiv, whose body is still intact but lacks a head} Excuse me mister blown-up judge, what are you- Hey, wait, what's this. {picks up the robot and looks at the back} Luzini's Pizzolas?

Alex II: {walks over} Hey, that's my dead cousin's store.

Rayian Fox: What, did he own a bank?

Alex II: No, a pizza place.

Rayian Fox: {throws SpeshDiv off-screen} So wait, does that just mean "pizzola" is just your dead cousin's idiot word for pizza?

Alex II: Hey, if he's such an idiot, why did he leave me his forture? Although, I guess it does make sense that he left me pizzas and not money. After all, he was kind of an idiot.

Rayian Fox: Geez, you can keep your friggin' pizzolas. I don't need the carbs. {starts walking off}

Alex II: Hey, thanks.

Rayian Fox: {opens a portal} Well, I'll see you two later as my arch-rivals and enemies, I've gotta get back to the wife.

SPACE TREE: You're married? To who?

Rayian Fox: Oh, just {camera pans in for effect} your momma! {ducks through the portal}

SPACE TREE: My momma? Well, then that means {gasps} Rayian Fox is my father!

[josh6243]

{Meanwhile

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: TEEN GIRL SQUAD: TENTHENNIAL EXTRAVAGANZA! In 24 Great-Smelling Colors! {the screen is filled with color} Cheerleader! {groovy grapefruit pink} So And So! {viscious violent violet} What's Her Face! {radacious bodadical razberry blue!} The Ugly One! {gnarly nursing home green}

{Meanwhile, Cheerleader, So And So, and What's Her Face are sitting at a lunch table.}

CHEERLEADER: Lunchtime gals. Now let's get ready to eat...

CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE: NO FOOD!

SO AND SO: Eating lunch is for weirdos.

{The Ugly One walks on to the screen with a cafeteria tray piled high with corn in her hands.}

THE UGLY ONE: Holla grlfrndz. It's Corn and Corn Alone Day!

{The Ugly One places a plate of corn on the table. Cut to a close-up of the corn. A tiny samurai warrior carrying a naginata jumps out of the corn.}

WARRIOR: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!

THE UGLY ONE: So... who wants to come to my sweet someteen birthday bash tonight?

WHAT'S HER FACE: Is it going to be Nick-at-Night themed again?

SO AND SO: {slaps her forehead} I don't think I can stomach another show not on the WB.

CHEERLEADER: No! We can't come. We have... the... Olympics... tonight!

THE UGLY ONE: Oh, cuz it's a boy/girl party...

{Close-up of So And So and Cheerleader, who look rather insane.}

CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO: a B'GRL PRTY??!?

WHAT'S HER FACE: Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool.

SO AND SO: 'm srry.

CHEERLEADER: {holds up a cell phone, from which "the olympics are sooooo dumb!" is coming} So, coach just called and said the Olympics are dumb. We'll be there like shareware!

{Cut (the music stops). A small man in a red hoodie labeled "coach" is standing next to a rather angry-looking burly man labeled "olympic man." Behind him is a banner that says "OLYMPIC RACE," and a cell phone identical to Cheerleader's is on the ground beside the coach.}

COACH: I don't know what they're talking about, I swear!

{Cut again to the Teen Girl Squad (music starts again).}

CHEERLEADER: Now, more than ever before, let's get ready to look....

CHEERLEADER, SO AND SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOOD! {the camera does a 360-degree spin around the girls}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Whoa! That was about the coolest thing ever! Me gotta see that again.

{The cartoon rewinds and replays the 360-spin. The "SO GOOOD!" speech bubble has disappeared and doesn't return. At the end, however, What's Her Face is still spinning.} Uh-oh. We got a spinner.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Wheeeee! {the word slides to the right across the text bubble}

{A title slide entitled "AT THE PARTY" (imprinted on a cigarette, which a man is smoking) appears. Cut to the boy/girl party. Various characters from previous TGS episodes are attending. Pan right to reveal the TGS sans The Ugly One. What's Her Face is still spinning.}

CHEERLEADER: Alright, wallflowers, watch a professional at work... I'm fit to get makey outy all over those uppaclassmen.

{Cut to three Scots standing around a wooden barrel marked "XXX," holding froth-topped mugs.}

SCOT #1: ACHGH!

SCOT #2: ACHGH!

SCOT #3: ACHGH!

{Cheerleader walks in.}

CHEERLEADER: Any o'you boys wanna ditch this preschool party? I know of a couple HAWT junior college jams we could hit.

{One of the Scots throws Cheerleader away from them.}

STRONG BAD: CABER TOSSED!!

{Cut to a spinning What's Her Face}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I really want... some of these chips.

{Dead Cheerleader falls at the feet of What's Her Face.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Tonk! Ponk!

SCOT: {off-screen} BAGH! Only 23 metres!

{Cut to the bowl of chips. The warrior jumps out of the chips.}

WARRIOR: Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!

{The samurai's naginata digs into What's Her Face as she rotates, and the upper half of What's-Her-Face's body falls off.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {grinding sound} LATHE'D!

WHAT'S HER FACE: Oww! I hope they have those corn chips in heaven!

{Cut to So And So and Tompkins, playing a Game Boy.}

SO AND SO: Say, Tompkins, Brett Bretterson and I are Splitsville, so I'm lookin for a little rebound action!

TOMPKINS: Hecks no! I got Bowser on the ropes!

{A Koopa shell comes out of the Game Boy and strikes So And So in the face.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {the word "pØwned!!" appears} Puh-owned! Or however you say that...

{Cut to The Ugly One's Father, standing at a microphone, speaking to the party crowd.}

MANOLIOS UGLY ONE: OK, party people, get ready to give it up for my little girl on her sweet someteenth birthday... and remember, if you're looking for low prices on used and broken electronics, don't forget... Manolios Ugly One's Lectro-Pawn!

TOMPKINS: {offscreen} p4wned! {said "peh-awned"}

MANOLIOS UGLY ONE: And here she is... THE UGLY ONE!

{Cut to The Ugly One, wearing a red dress and much more attractive than before. The music is ended with the scratching of a record.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Did I draw that new hotness?

THE UGLY ONE: Thanks for coming to my party everyone! Now let's get it on like Diddy Kong!

{All people at the party, including The Ugly One, begin dancing.}

STRONG BAD: ARROWED II! ELECTRIC—

{Arrow'd Guy appears on the screen, wearing a tuxedo and holding a diamond ring in a box. He has two spikes on his back, a bad case of razor burn, and what appears to be a mound of corn in his breast pocket.}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute! Not this time, mister!

{Strong Bad places a new piece of paper on the screen, containing The Ugly One and a muscular Strong Bad in a construction helmet. In the background are the Great Sphinx of Giza and two pyramids.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, why, hello, The Ugly One, you're looking so makey outy tonight.

THE UGLY ONE: Why thank you Sir Hotbod Handsomeface. So are you!

{Strong Bad and The Ugly One start making out. Cut to Strong Bad at his table, making out with the paper of The Ugly One. Zoom out to a broader view of the table, revealing Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Loud Kiddington, Toast, Guybrush Threepwood, and The Cheat standing next to him, looking bewildered.}

STRONG BAD: Oh...mmm, not bad...oh, twice...

STRONG MAD and Loud Kiddington: Oh?

STRONG SAD, Toast, and Guybrush Threepwood: Uh...

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{Strong Bad notices them, and quickly hides the paper.}

STRONG BAD: Oh! Uh, this is a piece of uh... pi- pizzaa-aaa...

{Strong Bad shoves most of the paper into his mouth.}

{Cut to a crumpled & salivated paper, with the "IT'S OVER" screen appearing on the paper. A faint outline of the making-out scene is visible.}

STRONG BAD: {slightly muffled} IT'S OVER!

STRONG SAD: {off-screen} Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose-leaf?!

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{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... {puts the e-mail onto the Lappy screen and starts reading it.}

subject: records

dear strong bad,
i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,
what for?
nathan, tx

{Strong Bad says "tx" as "Tee-Ex" (that is, as the individual letters).}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Oooh, the Nathan TX! That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan. Better Blue Book value, too. I can't remember if I'm in the record book or not. Seems like I should be. Let's take a look. A book-look! {pronounced like "buuk luke"}

{Cut to a table. Strong Bad places "THE RECORD BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The Book!" on the table.}

STRONG BAD: All right, let's see what we got in here.

{He opens the book to page 42. The page shows a picture of a really dirty Coach Z with an afro and moustache, and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Longest Showerless Streak 65 Days, 3 Hours, 42 Minutes: COACH Z."}

STRONG BAD: Sixty-five days?! That's way outdated! I'm pretty sure he's surpassed that one by several fortnights at this point.

{Turns to page 116. This page shows young Strong Bad in a diaper and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Dirtiest Diapey, Very, Very Dirty: LIL' STRONG BAD."}

STRONG BAD: Dirtiest Diape— Whoa! {throws coffee, eggs and bacon on the page and makes coughing noises} Coffee, eggs, bacon! Oh, too bad, I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.

{Cut back to the Lappy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Clearly, this book is in serious need of an update. Let's begin with the title. How about: Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records. {The book appears} Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket. Now let's go see about updating some o' them records.

{He gets up. We now see Strong Sad, holding a magnifying glass and humming softly, writing on a grain of rice. His face is magnified. Strong Bad walks up.}

STRONG BAD: 'Sup, double-bottom? How much you weigh?

STRONG SAD: What do you wanna know that for?

STRONG BAD: Count Longardeaux has me out gathering new records {holds up a clipboard, which has a paper on it that reads "who the fattest?"} for his record book.

STRONG SAD: Oh! Well then this should interest you! I've transcribed Paradise Lost onto this single grain of basmati rice! {Cut to a view of the rice grain through the magnifying glass.} In four languages!

STRONG BAD: Oh, yeah! That definitely deserves a record!

{A buzzer is heard and a page of the book is shown. It reads "Chapter 7 - Records of Loneliness, Biggest Waste of Dump: Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad." The picture shows Strong Sad looking through his magnifying glass at the camera.}

{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The King of Town is seen with a giant pile of salt in front of him. Strong Bad walks up.}

STRONG BAD: All right, King o' Town, I need some disgusting eating records. Why don't you just, uh, have lunch, and I'm sure you'll set several without even trying.

THE KING OF TOWN: Ooh! I like eating lunch! Today I'm having a giant pile of salt!

{The camera pans over, and we can now see the entire pile. We can also see a salt shaker labeled with the number "7" sitting near the pile.}

THE KING OF TOWN: Vwoooooooooooooooooo-foop!

{The King sucks it all in in one gulp, like a vacuum cleaner, including the salt shaker.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Nice woik!

{The King seems to hiccup three times.}

STRONG BAD: What, you got-a some hiccups?

{The King "hiccups" again.}

THE KING OF TOWN: Nope. Those, my friend, are heart attacks!

{Another buzzer, another page that reads "Chapter 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records, Least Healthiest (Man?): The King of Town." The King "hiccups" again.}

{Cut to Homestar Runner in The Field on his soapbox, which now reads "THIRTEEN, Y'ALL."}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day? Ba-ha-ha-haaa! Man, they do not wear shirts!

{Cut to Strong Bad and Coach Z, also in The Field.}

STRONG BAD: So, Coach Z, what kind of wonderment do you have in store for us? That's not shower-related?

COACH Z: Well, I'm gonna set the world record for puttin' nine pieces {starts putting chewed gum on his face} of chewed gum up on my face and singin' the "I'm Just Me" song and hoppin' around on one foot! {He starts hopping on one foot.}

STRONG BAD: Coach...

COACH Z: {singing} I'm just me! {Strong Bad shakes his head.} Can't you see? {Strong Bad starts hitting himself.} I'm just a silly little bumblebee!

STRONG BAD: Oh, please stop! {Coach Z stops hopping and singing, but remains on one foot.} Look, you can't just make up some random crap that no one else will ever do and call that a "record." {Cut to Homsar, hopping on one foot with nine pieces of chewed gum on his face. Music starts.} Count Longardeaux would not stand for it!

HOMSAR: I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a silly little bumblebee!

{Homestar pops up.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road? Ba-ha-ha-haa! Probably sushi!

{An unseen audience groans.}

{Cut back to the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Well, I think we're just about done here. Loud Kiddington set the record {A page of the book that reads "Chapter 2 - Special Records, Loudest Voice." The picture shows Loud Kiddington shouting} for The World's Most Loudest Voice. {Another page, "Chapter 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field, Pole Vault, 20 ft. 1.5 in.: Marzipan" appears. This one has no picture, and instead there is a black box that reads "Suprisingly, No Photo Available."} Marzipan set the World Record for the pole vault. And Alex II and Fifa La Warner won Cutest Couple. {Yet another page, this one reading "Chapter 9 - Superlatives, Cutest Couple: Alex II and Fifa La Warner" with a picture of Alex II and Fifa La Warner trying to look cute.} Oh, wait, I forgot about me. I gots to get in this record book somehow. I'll get the record for...

{Cut back to show The Cheat standing nearby.}

THE CHEAT: {says something}

STRONG BAD: What?! "Most rectangular mouth?!" My mouth can be round!

THE CHEAT: {says something and puts his hands on his hips}

STRONG BAD: What a bunch of bull {making his mouth as round as possible} hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

{A buzzer is heard, followed by a page appears that reads "Chapter 7 - Saying Words For A Long Time Records, Longest 'Bull Honkey', 13.4 Seconds: The Human Strong Bad." The picture shows Strong Bad in the same position he was just seen in.}

STRONG BAD: —nkey. Bull honkey.

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{Cut to Joel and Phil just sitting on a bench}

JOEL: Ultimately, that's why I think Streaky the Cat is a bomb-*** superhero.

PHIL: That's why you shouldn't think.

JOEL: Have you seen that staircase in the back of the facility?

PHIL: Well, I've kinda just been sleeping on that bench. And then I took a nap. And then you poured COFFEE ON ME, and here we are.

JOEL: Oh. How's your leg by the way?

PHIL: Pretty Sh-{bleep}-y.

{enter Ronin, next to Phil's burnt leg}

RONIN: Hi, guys!

JOEL: Who the hell are you?

RONIN: The name's Ronin!

JOEL: Warriors?

PHIL: That crappy action movie?

JOEL: That crappy remake of a crappy action movie?

{cut to Ronin in a black background}

RONIN: I'm actually a world famous detective! {the words "world" and "famous" appear on the screen, and is followed by "burgers", which is crossed out and replaced with "detective". Heroic music plays in the background, and the Thumbs-up guy (wearing a "Ronin rocks" shirt) gives him a thumbs-up}

{cut back to Joel and Phil}

JOEL: So, why are you here?

RONIN: Oh, you know, just visiting.

{Ronin holds up hand in "swastika" shape and grows a mustache out of nowhere}

JOEL: Why would you visit a ocean planet in the middle of nowhere?

RONIN: ...Well, anyway, I'm gonna explore this hallway now.

{he explodes and disappears}

PHIL: Kids irritate me.

JOEL: Yeah, me too. Always watching cartoons, and playing video games.

{pan out to a far view of both of them; pause}

JOEL: (coughs)

{cut to Ronin (sans mustache) prancing along the hallway to happy music, but then he suddenly screechs to a halt}

RONIN: Gasp!

{cut to close-up of Joel}

JOEL: Gasp!

{cut to close-up of Phil, but the camera runs into his face, knocking him to the ground}

{cut to Mr. Malice, dead & lying on the ground. The camera keeps cutting to him a couple of times before cutting to Ronin inspecting the body

RONIN: He's dead. Crazy dead!

{cut to Phil}

PHIL: He's a zombie; he's always dead.

{Ronin squashes against his face}

RONIN: Don't you know how crazy crazy death is?!

{cut to Joel}

JOEL: No one has died since we got here, then you come for a visit, and suddenly someone's dead.

{Ronin pops up with his mouth wide open}

RONIN: SO?!?

JOEL: ...Sssoooo... You come for a visit, a second later, someone dies; I-I don't see what's so hard about this.

{a hand shoots out of Ronin's mouth and speaks for him}

RONIN: Really? And what, may I ask, is that in your hand?

{Joel holds up a ray gun}

JOEL: Oh, I guess that just because I'm holding this anti-zombie gun in my hand, which I invented with proprietary technology the government doesn't have access to, I must automatically be the one who killed the unkillable zombie!

{Ronin appears next to him, in front of the other Ronin}

RONIN: Don't put words in my mouth! But yeah.

{cut to Phil}

PHIL: Don't worry! I'll use my superior street smarts and sssssauve to solve this case!

RONIN: That's what I do!

PHIL: Eh? Well, I'm doing it anyway. Thanks for your help- enjoy this sausage!

{He puts a sausage on Ronin's head}

RONIN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I hate sausages.

{as Ronin speaks, we pan out and fade out}

{fade in to Joel by a still deactivated Rya, looking pretty bad; someone has written "I suck" on her forehead}

{Jessica twirls in with bug-eyes}

JESSICA: Hey, Joel, when did you get those pixies?

JOEL: What?

JESSICA: Those two pixies, floating about your head- oh no! They're headed for the base! Red Team! Go to Position A!

JOEL: Uh-

JESSICA: {popping in and out} Blue Team. Has. {pause} Stolen. The Flag.

{she exits}

JOEL: {looking annoyed} W.T.F, man. W.T.F.

PHIL: World Trade Federation?

JOEL: {sounding sarcastic} Yes, World Trade Federation. I was talking about a company that trades worlds to other worlds. {pause, sounding serious now} I was. They're looking into selling Earth to Jupiter.

PHIL: So, where were you earlier?...

JOEL: {angrily} I was with YOU!

PHIL: Oh, right. But what if you weren't! {his accusation is animated in the background in doodle form} It seemed clever at first. Putting a robotic Joel in your place to talk with me about stuff I didn't care about, to keep up the illusion, while you secretly scurried off to extract your revenge against Mr. Malice, because you secretly hate skeletons that wear suits! Isn't that true, Joel? ISN'T IT?!?

{Joel, looking angry now, pushes Phil away with one finger.}

PHIL: The proof is in the pudding! {Phil holds up a bowl of pudding.} So, unfortunately, it's useless. {Phil tosses the pudding off-screen.}

JOEL: Do you realize that what you just said is hopefully the most moronic display of retardation known to mankind?

PHIL: Oh, come o-

JOEL: Ssh! Do you know what that is? That "ssh!" is bananas!

PHIL: Bananas?

JOEL: B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

{cut to Ronin, inspecting Mr. Malice}

RONIN: Hmm... {A Yellow Flower grows out of his finger} This hair strand is bent 45 degrees. That could only mean- {lighting flashes as we zoom in on his face} Of course, it's so obvious now. The killer was obviously a gifted hairdresser with adequate experience in space travel! Now to tell the whole group... but how?

{cut to Phil, Joel, a Seaperson, and Jessica}

PHIL: And so, that's why my love life sucks.

{Everyone nods; Ronin knocks out Phil with a projectile from his watch, causing him to pass out.}

RONIN: {standing on Phil} Now that he's unconscious, let me tell who REALLY killed Mr. Malice. {Phil's head starts to bleed} But first, I need to retell the story in black and white, for no apparent reason.

{we see a black-and-white footage of the crime in action}

RONIN: The killer first snuck away from his traveling party. {we see Joel walking away from Phil and Jessica; Joel walks to a gun with a sign that reads "Use this gun if you are Joel"} Then, while their attention was diverted, he rigged up a complex mirror based structure for firing shots from a second story window. {we see Joel at a contraption, with a sign reading "My name is Joel & I did it"} He didn't actually use it. It just looked cool. {we see some computer code} Then he killed Mr. Malice.

{cut to Ronin with a pointing finger at Phil, Jessica, Rya, the Seaperson, Ronin, and Joel}

RONIN: And that killer is... {pauses on himself} And that killer is... Non-Canon Black Person! {points to him, who is standing next to Joel}

JOEL: But... Why, Canon?!?

NON-CANON BLACK PERSON: I didn't know... what?

RONIN: Another case solved, another death avenged. One truth is totally radical. T-Shirts now available. {holds up a T-Shirt}

MR. MALICE {in Windows Error voice} Thanks.

{cut to Elly and Andrew in their ship, with a bag with... someone... in it}

ELLY: Hey, what's in this bag?

ANDREW: I don't know. I didn't bring it along.

{cut to Elly and Andrew, with a bag with... someone... in it}

ELLY: Hey, what's in this bag?

ANDREW: I don't know. I didn't bring it along.

ELLY: I think that someone is in the bag, so I guess this must be the stowaway.

ANDREW: Yup.

ELLY: I don't feel like it.

ANDREW: Me neither.

{cut to Ronin in front of a picture, labeled Next Ronin's Hint, with a picture of a butler.

ANNOUNCER: Next Ronin's Hint!

RONIN: The butler did it.

{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {singing} This email is making fun of you. {He put the e-mail onto the Lappy screen and starts reading it.}

subject: Bottom 10

To Weak Bad
What is your bottom 10?
From someone stronger than you

STRONG BAD: Oh man, this person made all kinds of typos. Lemme type this, {changes "Weak Bad" to "Strong Bad"}, they forgot this, {adds "the Good Dancer" after "Strong Bad"}, they got this wrong {changes "Someone stronger than you" to "Someone that is a girl" (with the phrase "a girl" italicized and in pink)}. Ah, there we go! {typing} Oh, Simone! You seem like a really {in pink} nice girl, so I'll answer your question relatively {in pink} free of charge. "Strong Bad's Bottom 10" is as follows:

{Cut to Strongbadia. The "Strong Bad's Bottom 10" Logo flies in from the top of the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Number Ten is easy. Gender Bending. You'll never find a more degrading transformation that is caused by a cursed spring of water. Creeping in at Numbah Nine is that horrible painting that's been in Strong Mad's closet since we were little.

{Dramatic music starts playing, and we cut to the door of Strong Mad's closet. Strong Bad is there, sliding the door open slowly.}

HORRIBLE PAINTING: {menacing, under its breath} Come on in heeeeere.

{Strong Bad screams and slams the door. He begins flailing around, uttering "jibblie" over and over, almost incoherently. Cut back to Strongbadia.}

STRONG BAD: Incidentally, the jibblies currently occupy Slot number Eleven {numbers ten and nine shift up to show *11. The Jibblies *Not in bottom 10 in gray} on my Bottom 10. {Number eleven slides out of frame. Ten and nine return to their former positions.} Numboo Eight is the one you should all pay close attention to: Emails with more than one "Fwd:" or "Re:" {pronounces "fwd" and "re" as written} in the Subject line.

{Cut to the computer room. Strong Bad is preparing to answer an email.}

STRONG BAD: Back out of my way, so I can check some email.

{Strong Bad presses enter, and the email appears. However, the subject line fills up the screen, consisting entirely of "Fwd:" and "Re:". The subject line continues scrolling while Strong Bad talks.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, great. Let me guess: "It's true! You saw it on the news!" Or, "Hey, sounds crazy, but thought it was worth a shot!"

{Cut back to Strongbadia.}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, a shot in the face, maybe. Now, Seven is something that's been going on for way too long. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.

{An ad for Fluffy Puff Marshmallows appears.}

MARSHIE: Yowza! Guess who birfday it is! {a question mark appears} Mine!

{The lights suddenly go out, and Marshie makes an angry face. A miniature Marshie walks onto the screen, with Homsar's movement noise.}

NIBBLES: Sorry, Marshie, but it's my birfday. I'm one years old. My name's Nibbles, for new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows bite-si—

ANNOUNCER: All-new Fluffy Puff Bite-Size Nibblers are perfect for newborn-type babies {a baby emerges from a mountain of Nibblers, and then ducks back down}, and scalding hot chocolate {pull back to reveal the marshmallows atop a cup of hot chocolate, which catches on fire}. No more mouth strain with Fluffy Puff Nibblers!

{A mouth is shown straining at a full-size marshmallow. The caption reads "You Got Mouth Strain?" with a red circle and line "no" symbol drawn through it. The symbol rolls away as the marshmallow changes to a Nibbler. The mouth smiles and the caption reads "Heck No!!"}

NIBBLES: I make good earplugs, too.

MARSHIE: {Flies onto the screen and knocks Nibbles away.} Get out of here, you little runt! {Makes the same angry face as before. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}

{Cut back to Strongbadia.}

STRONG BAD: And-a Numba Six-a: the Foul Stench of Wet The Cheat.

{Cut to The Field. The Cheat is standing there, soaked and shivering. Next to him, is a ladder, a cup, and a sign that says "HIGH DIVES – 5 bucks." Cut back to Strongbadia.}

STRONG BAD: And number Five, um... not... {music stops} pigeons. {a pigeon starts cooing} They eat breadcrumbs. They craps on people. Funny stuff. NUMBER FOUR! {music plays again} There was this one time where I had to hug a tree.

{Cut to the field. Strong Bad and Homestar are there, and Strong Bad is hugging a tree.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keeeep ooon huggin' it.

STRONG BAD: How did you get me to do this in the first place?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hug it! Hug it!

STRONG BAD: And why do I continue to do it?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.

STRONG BAD: I don't even like this tree that much.

{Cut back to Strongbadia.}

STRONG BAD: Ooh, now we're getting to the good ones. Number Three is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names. You know, like, Chocolardiac Arrest. {a picture of Chocolardiac Arrest appears}

WOMAN: {Voice} Oh, that looks sinful.

STRONG BAD: Or... THIS BROWNIE MIGHT KILL YOU. {a picture of said brownie appears}

WOMAN: {Voice} Oh, this is so rich.

STRONG BAD: Or, quite possible the least appetizing name of all time... Chocozuma's Revenge! {a picture of Chocozuma's Revenge appears}

WOMAN: {Voice} This is all fat-free, right?

STRONG BAD: Shut up, lady! {the pictures slide off the top of the screen} Slumming in at Number Two are songs that try to pass off la la's, na na's, and doot do's as legit lyrics. As evidenced in Limozeen's bizarrely titled "Feed The Childrens." {the album art of "Feed The Childrens" appears}

LIMOZEEN SOLO:
Na, na, la la laaaaa,
Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!
Na, na, la la laaaaa,
Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!

LIMOZEEN:
Na, na, la la laaaaa,
Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!

{A record scratches, the song stops, and the album art slides off the screen}

STRONG BAD: Ugh, what were they thinking? More like, "We need to feed our children, so we made this terrible song." And, the Number One item on Strong Bad's Bottom 10 is Th—

Justin Lawson: Hey Strong Bad. {camera zooms out to a two-shot of Justin Lawson and Strong Bad} What about my fanfic? It's called "Strong Bad and Kari Kamiya in Love" {Justin reads the entire fanfic to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: What the crap is wrong with you!? I'm not in love with Kari, that T.K kid is in love with Kari! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!! {He starts strangling Justin Lawson.}

[Bad Asp]

[Meanwhile, back at the House of Histeria, Waitohooru approaches JusSonic.]

JusSonic: Hey, Waitohooru.

Waitohooru: JusSonic, I... I really need to talk to you right now.

JusSonic: Why, what is it?

Waitohooru: I want... to discuss what happened last year.

JusSonic: What happened?

Waitohooru: Well, remember all those bizarre things that had nothing to do with Cartoon Survivor 5 whatsoever?

JusSonic: Really...

Waitohooru: And they completely caught you off guard, and frustrated you? I think... HE'S behind them.

JusSonic: Who is?

Waitohooru: Josh6243. I don't trust him lately. I don't feel comfortable with him here.

JusSonic: Well... what don't you trust about him?

Waitohooru: No offense, but... I think he's a complete space cadet. I think he has attention deficit disorder or something, and I think it may have been a mistake for you to let him host the reunion.

JusSonic: I don't know if he's responsible for all those things, since he complained about them.

Waitohooru: Hello? That's what he WANTS you to think! For all I know, it could have been the perfect deception!

JusSonic: Oh my...

Waitohooru: Anyway, I don't know where he is now, but he could be anywhere... doing whatever he wants without thinking of anyone else. I mean, I know you hate Justin and all, but at least HE thinks about you.

JusSonic: You mean... there is someone in this world who is worse than Justin?!

Waitohooru: Yep.

JusSonic: Oh no... what have we done...

[Movie-Brat approaches the two of them.]

Movie-Brat: Hey, you two, the first immunity challenge is set up.

[Waitohooru and JusSonic stare at him.]

Movie-Brat: I... I see I came at a bad time, huh?

JusSonic: I guess we'd better get to the first immunity challenge first.

Waitohooru: Yeah... and after we finish, we want to talk to you about someone.

Movie-Brat: Okay. Let's do it.

[The three leave.]

* * *

(Note to Josh6243 - I think I know what you've done last year with ABHCP5. I couldn't find my way through the story with all your unrelated postings. Keep them to yourself next time, okay?)

[Dragon79]

Alex II: So Josh is behind this Himm I better keep a eye on him secene he was kind of messing with me well better keep a eye on him *then he went back to fifi and Kiss her and Fifi Kiss back

*then caem in Alexander Armington II and Rouge the Bat (AU Versions), and Alexander Armington II and Amanda DeSalle (Robert Baer Jr.) Came into the house of histeria

*Cut to Anthors and Rouge the Bat*

Anthors: Hay Are we also going to have a Holloweene Theam here

[JusSonic]

(The audience watches on the screen as the tribes complete for immunity. Once it was shown that the Namek and Truffle Tribes has won, a voice came over the intercom.)

Voice over intercom: Attention. The immunity challenge is now over. For those who wish to bet on who will go tonight, please report to the betting tables at once.

(Soon the audience makes the beeline for the betting booths. Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob takes bets all around.)

Cho-Cho: Best of this job is we get 50% of the savings. Right, Lucky Bob?

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir. Hiyo!

[josh6243]

{Cut to an unknown room.}

Hades: Those heroes took down XANA and Emperor Gruumm! Who'd have thought
it?

Emperor Palpatine: Such is the power of teamwork.

LeChuck: Why don't we turn them all into Heartless? That'll settle things
quick enough.

Gene Burrows: And those heroes are all friends of that loud brat. I think that
they are all weaklings from the way I see them.

Lex Luthor: You're no prize yourself, you Dr. Frankenstein ripoff. {Lex Luthor laughs.}

Gene Burrows: Shut up!

Shadowy Figure: Enough. Will it be those heroes who conquer the darkness? Or will the darkness swallow them? Either way, they
could be quite useful...

[Dragon79]

*then the cast of Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo Came into the House of Histeria*


Bo-bO: Finaly I came into the House of Histeria

Little Man in Bo-Bo nose: Wow a great party

*Loud saw this and was freek out*

Loud(Freek out): Is that a guy in your nose?

Bo-Bo: It best you not ask that question is our rooms ready and do you have food?

Loud: Yes there are ready and we do have food in the Cafateria

Bo-Bo: WOW I AM THERE *then he ran towards the Cafateria and Digon and Bella Sweet Drop*

Bella: Gese here we go agan

*then DBZ Cast see Bo-Bo and was quite embarese*

Vegeta: Great Why they Made a Pardoy of us with that Chartures have a Little Man in his nose that too Embarse

Goku: Well they want to do that so it will be cool

Vegeta: Bo-Bo will join you in a Nut house

*Frezia See this and too Embarse*

Frezia: Great they Made that Aliean on that supted show Make the people eat Rice Soupe What kind of a Alien is that and the Villains want to Cut People Hair and make them Balled This is Embarsing

Cell; Yea Don't get it

Dr. Gero: Oh boy

Baby: If they made a Version of Me I WILL GO AND HURT THEM!

Dr. Mew: I hear you

[JusSonic]

(Cut to Sora, Kairi, Riku, and Donald at their table.)

Sora: Man, what a good party this is. Too bad Goofy is busy to participate.

Donald: Knowing the goof, he may be out early so we may see him soon.

Kairi: Yeah.

Riku: May I asked a question? What is it with all these parodies about the games we are in? There's so many.

Kairi: Well, our games are popular, better than FF if we're lucky.

Riku: Yeah well while in some they kept us, others they replaced us with someone or another. One has me replaced by a Mohawk-haired kid with a letter for a name. Another one has a Teen Titan.

Sora: Hey you should be lucky. In another I was replaced by that plumber guy.

Riku: How lucky is that?

Sora: Who knows? For all we know, some writer is parodying scenes from our game in this party.

[josh6243]

{Cut to the fight between Juniper Lee and Danny Phantom.}

Author's Note: The fight between Juniper Lee and Danny Phantom will be a tribute/parody/ripoff of The Monkey Island series.

Mills Lane: You two know the rules of fighting in an arena, but there is a special rule for this match and this match only: You have to insult your oponent before every attack and you must counter that insult every time before you block, counter, or dodge. Now let's get on! {Danny Phantom charges up for an attack.}

Johnny: Danny heats up the match by charging for some energy blasts!

Danny Phantom: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! {Danny Phantom fires a couple of energy blasts at Juniper Lee.}

Juniper Lee: So you got that job as janitor, after all. {She dodges them all.}

Nick: Too bad for Danny, she dodged. Now she is retaliating!

Juniper Lee: I own a dog that is smarter than you! {She starts kicking Danny Phantom.}

Danny Phantom: He must have taught everything you know. {He blocks and counters by punching her.} You fight like a dairy farmer! {He tries to punch Juniper Lee.}
Juniper Lee: How appropriate. You fight like a cow. {She blocks.}

[Dragon79]

*The Commistor of SSWMB came into the Seen


Alex II: JOSH OH NO YOU DON"T WE SAY THE TORNMENT WILL BE HELD AFTER THE SECOND TRIBLE COUNCAL SO I DECARE THIS MATCH NO CONSTED SO GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT UNTIL THE SECOND TRIBLE COUNAL IS OVER AND ME AND JUSSONIC DOING THE TORNMENT NOT YOU!

[JusSonic]

(And speaking of said fellow host, JusSonic and his CS hosts (Waithooru and Movie-Brat) arrives with the first evictee: Mega Man.)

JusSonic: I thought I heard some yelling in here. Josh giving ya trouble as well.

Alex II: What can I say? He's worst as Justin.

JusSonic: Well, at least he does his story well. Justin's story tastes like something Cartman f*** up.

Waitohooru: You got to do something about him, JusSonic. He is going to destroy the party.

Movie-Brat: I agreed.

JusSonic: Settle down. I am sure things will get better from here.

[JusSonic]

(We cut to the arrival of Red Dragon Zero.)

RDZ: Man, it's great to be here (we see him holding a laptop) and working on my Legacy of the Red Dragon stories at the same time.

Loud: Here's your key, Red.

(RDZ takes the key from Loud)

RDZ: Thanks. Don't be too surprise if I give you an important role in my stories later on.

Loud: Uh, okkay?

(RDZ leaves. We now cut to the first evictee Mega Man, fuming a bit. Roll, Dr. Light, Rush, and Proto Man are with them.)

Mega Man: It's Tai's fault that I got voted out. Why should go first?

Dr. Light: Well, maybe the others feel that being a past winner of the game gives you an unfair advantage.

Mega Man: True, but still...

Proto Man: It's a good thing they kicked you out anyway, bro. I heard rumors that the bad guys are planning something big and we should take care of them when the time comes.

Roll: Yeah, just the three of us.

Proto Man: Sorry, no girls allowed.

Roll: Hey! Is that an anti-girl crack?!

Mega Man: (rolling his eyes) Oy vey.

Rush: Yea. Oy vey.

[josh6243]

{Cut back to the unknown room. Every villain from every media source is there.}

Shadowy Figure: Well, I've assembled you all here today to join our group and destroy those heroes. Who has a plan?

Justin Lawson: Let's beat them up!

Shadowy Figure: Too simple.

iJosh6243: Let's just ask them to give up! We have them outnumbered!

Shadowy Figure: You don't know what they're capable of, do you?

iJosh6243: ...

Shadowy Figure: That's what I thought. Anyone else?

[JusSonic]

(Cut to Justin Lawson trying to get into the House of H!, via airvents.)

Justin: They can't keep me out forever. All I have to do is sneak in and I have won.

(However we cut to the hallway of the House of H!.)

Aka: Man, it's hot in here.

Froggo: It's November, how could it be hot?

Aka: When we're on another place, it's bound to happened. Hey Froggy, turn up the AC, okay?

Froggo: No problem.

(Froggo goes to the AC switch and turns it up to big blast. Cut to the airvents as Justin hears a noise.)

Justin: Uh oh. That can't be good.

(It isn't as a big air blast caught Justin. The idiot tries to hold on but he unfortunately was blown back the way he came and out of the hotel once more. He is flown into the air.)

Justin: Looks I'm blasting off in a Team Rocket parody again!

(A star sparkles later and he's come. Cut to Team Rocket.)

Meowth: What's it is with people parodying us when we get blown away anyway?

Jessie: That's the fan-fiction community today, Meowth.

James: At least Justin isn't in a dress like I was when I disguised myself.

(Cut to Justin who landed. He is now wearing a drag.)

Justin: Wanna bet?

[josh6243]

{Cut back to the unknown room.}

Shadowy Figure: My plan is Twelve-point-fifty-three percent complete. There have been no flaws.

Hades: Seriously?

Shadowy Figure: Yeah. Even you and the other villains haven’t screwed anything up because of each and every one of your conflicting opinions.

{The Shadowy Figure moves over to the control panel, with a sign above it that says "Control panel"}

Shadowy Figure: If you guys and girls look at this screen, you'll see the secret caves of a temple that contains a sacred material so powerful that one droplet can rip a star system in half. Some of the villains will extract this material so that we can power a magic-based weapon so deadly that not even a good guy cannot stop me. First, we need a distraction for the heroes.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the front desk)

Loud: Man, it's great that Justin Lawson is out of the house. Now I can relax knowing there won't be nonsense coming from him.

Miss Info: Well, he tries.

Aka: Badly, you mean!

(We see a familiar figure coming in.)

Loud: Hey, it's Mr. Potty Mouth.

Axel: Shut your (bleep)ing mouth, kid! I am well respected in this (bleep)place joint!

Aka: Well, you won't be respected if you keep on that.

Axel: (Bleep) you! Now give me the (bleep)(bleep) kid to my room!

Loud: (handing over Axel's kid) Here.

Axel: Well you don't need to be (bleep)ing me!

(Axel leaves.)

Loud: WHAT A GRUMP!

Axel: (V.O.) (Bleep) you!

Yakko: (V.O.) I thought we heard our favorite friend.

Axel: (V.O.) Oh (bleep)! Not again!

(Cut to Sammy and Lydia)

Lydia: Once again with his potty mouth. I got to banned that kind of language from future House of H! events.

Sammy: Lighten up, Lyds. This is a free-for-all.

Lydia: Call me 'Lyds' again and we'd see how 'free-for-all' it really is once R6 is done with you.

Sammy: I can never win.

(Socrates appeared)

Socrates: That's my line! Now I can sue you!

Sammy: Oy vey.

[Bad Asp]

(Cut to a hall just outside the unknown room. Waitohooru has his ear to the wall, and he is just listening to the conversation. He is able to figure out the words "Hydroxian temple", "star system", and "Steven Seagal".)

Waitohooru: Wait a minute...

(Waitohooru enters a computer room. He types the three phrases into a search engine, and immediately looks at the first thing that comes up. He is shocked at what he sees.)

Waitohooru: Well, this confirms my theory. JusSonic and Movie-Brat should know about this.

(Waitohooru prints out the screen's contents.)

Waitohooru: And just in case...

(Waitohooru clicks on another link on the site.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to Father Time as he goes up on stage.)

Father Time: Okay, folks. I like brand, a lot. (thunder is heard) Oops. Wrong script.

Toot: (V.O.) Well, duuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Father Time: Who let her in? Okay, first off, I'd liked to make some announcements. First off, coming up is the mixed-up couples dance-off, meaning you date someone you never dated before. So whoever you're with, better find someone else. Don't worry, it'd be interesting and nothing permanent.

(Cut to the FOP verison of Cupid holding up love arrows.)

Cupid: (smirking) Shows what you like know.

(Cut back to the stage)

Father Time: Next up, George W. Bush is due for a visit. So do us a favor and try not to killed him.

(Cut to Saddam Hussein hiding nuclear weapons under his table)

Saddam: Who, me?

(Cut to Bill Clinton)

Bill Clinton: Funny, he usually hunts me.

Saddam: (V.O.) I still do, you stinking American w***ing dog!

Bill Clinton: I can never win.

Socrates: (head sticking up) I am suing you after my case against Melman.

Sammy: (V.O.) Shut up!

Nostradamus: (V.O.) No the stealing of my lines, Shut Up!

(Cut back to the stage)

Father Time: Also, if anyone has found Big Gay Al's 'magazines', please return them immediately.

(Cut to the DT table. Xandir laughs in a pervert way at a Playgirl magazine (you know what I mean, right?). He stops when he sees that the others are looking at him funny.)

Xandir: What?

(Cut back to the stage)

Father Time: And finally, no skinny dipping in the hotel.

(We see a fat man dunking a skinny man in water. Upon hearing Father Time, he stops doing it dragging a wet skinny man out. We returned to Father Time.)

Father Time: Thank you and I liked brand.

[josh6243]

{Cut to Waitohooru, JusSonic, and Movie Brat}

Waitohooru: Here is what I got printed out from that website found by Google. It says...

Shadowy Figure: {fade to a black screen as he talks everything he says happens.} Our plan is to use our magic-based weapon powered by our unknown material yet-to-be-excavated from the underground temple to weaken the heroes and my newfound power of hypnotism to employ an army of brainwashed slaves. This army shall march to the hotel. Those heroes will be horribly mauled to the bone. I and the other villains will be able to rule the world without anyone to stop me and the other villains. I'll enslave the entire human race until the end of time. This plan is TOP-SECRET. {Fade back in to Waitohooru, JusSonic, and Movie Brat.}

JusSonic: That's horrible! We gotta stop their plan!

[Bad Asp]

Waitohooru: What are you talking about? That wasn't their plan.

JusSonic: Huh? But you said it, didn't you?

Waitohooru: No, that shadowy figure did. This is what I printed out.

(Waitohooru shows JusSonic what he actually printed out.)

JusSonic: The transcript to episode 75 of Bonus Stage?

Waitohooru: I overheard some villains talking, and I could have sworn they recited dialogue from that episode, and other episodes of that series.

JusSonic: Really? They'll have to tell me what that is, because I don't know what that is.

Waitohooru: They don't know what it is, either. After they were talking, I went into that room, and I asked them about it, and they said they didn't know what I was talking about.

JusSonic: Yeah, villains always say that.

Waitohooru: Well, get this... apparently they when they said they didn't know about it... they were right. Also, I heard another conversation between some Histeria characters about what they wanted for Decemberween, and when I asked them about it, they didn't know what Decemberween is.

JusSonic: Really...

Waitohooru: Someone must be controlling them to say those things, just like last year, when everyone started saying and doing those things for no reason, and you can bet that shadowy figure must be behind this.

JusSonic: Who could that shadowy figure be?

Waitohooru: Well, I think it's Josh6243, and I don't know whether it's his doing alone, or if he is being controlled by someone else, like Justin.

JusSonic: So that could explain why that first match suddenly started ahead of schedule...

Movie-Brat: And why they were mysteriously reciting lines from Monkey Island.

(The three look at each other.)

Movie-Brat: Where is that shadowy figure?

Waitohooru: I know where he is. Follow me.

[JusSonic]

(Unknown to the three, Dark Alex II and company overheard what the hosts are doing. Using powers unknown to man, they got to the villains' conversion quickly.)

Shadowly Figure: What do you want?

Dark Alex II: The hosts are coming this way. They are planning to stop you.

Hades: Oh great. And just this early too.

Shadowly Figure: No matter, they can't do anything. But we must leave before it's too late.

Evil Loud: EVERYONE GET LOST NOW!

(The villains leave the room in a hurry. We cut to a while later as the hosts arrived.)

Waitohooru: But they were here!

JusSonic: They must have known we were coming somehow.

Movie-Brat: No matter, we got to get going to prepare for the reward challenge anyway.

JusSonic: I will informed Alex II and the LFA about this at once although we don't know what's going on.

Waitohooru: Until it's too late.

(The hosts leave. Unknown to them, someone watches them.)

???: Fools! You can't stop the new plan. At least, not early in this thing. I will see to that personally. So said I, the Plot Master!

(Whoever the Plot Master is leaves in the shadows where he came.)

[Movie-Brat]

(Sorry that I took so long, I had a blackout and a small writers block but I'm back now)

(Meanwhile, Freddy Krueger heard JusSonic, Waitohooru and Movie-Brat's (That's me) conversation and he seems interested)

Freddy Krueger: This sounds good, whatever it is; I wanit! (Laughs) But I may need help for this

(5 minutes later, Freddy kidnaps Jeremy and Aelita)

Aelita: What are you doing?!

Freddy: I just heard something that may help me get more souls!

Jeremy: Then why do you need us for?

Freddy: If it's some machine, both of you are going to tell me how it works

Jeremy: But what you heard isn't mine!

Freddy: I know! Now let's go!

[josh6243]

{In the rafters, high above, the menacing figure of the Plot Master stands, his balance perfect, beside a large grey metal box. He pops the blade from the tip of his cane, and sets to work picking the lock on the box.}

The Plot Master: Ahh, yess... soon, the suffering shall begin... {The Plot Master pauses.} ...hey, ???!

???: Yes?

The Plot Master: How come I always get crappy dialogue like this?

???: Crappy? I though you sounded kinda dramatic.

The Plot Master: Dramatic maybe, but just once, I’d like to start a scene without saying “ahh, yess.”

???: Aw, c’mon, it’s fun to do that!

The Plot Master: This is fun to you, is it? Well, maybe I’ll just end the fun right now! {The Plot Master grabs the side of his mask.}

???: Hey, what are you doing?! No, stop, don’t do that!

The Plot Master: I, the The Plot Master, am actually none other than - ! {A sumo wrestler, piano, someone using the Two-Ton Tunic, and a 16-ton cheese block falls on the Master.}

???: Don’t do that AGAIN!

The Plot Master {muffled}: Okay, okay, sorry... can I just get back to my evil now?

???: Okay then. {The sumo wrestler, piano, the person using the Two-Ton Tunic, and the 16-ton cheese block disappears, and the Plot Master goes back to picking the lock on the box.}

The Plot Master: {mutters} There’s got to be a union for people who have to put up with this sort of thing...

[alan]

(At another table sit a pair of familiar faces).

Butt-head: We're back on Comedy Central. That's pretty cool. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

Beavis: Heh heh heh heh heh yeah. Now we can like, hassle those kids from South Park (high-pitched voice) You killed Kenny, I kill you. Heh heh heh heh heh.

Butt-head: We should like, totally get with those chicks from that show with the peeing pig uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. That would rule.

Beavis: I think I heard that the um, princess chick puts out heh heh heh heh heh.

Butt-head: Whoa, that's pretty cool. Hey Beavis, we should like, go over there and ask them if they wanna "do it" uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

Beavis: Heh heh heh heh heh yeah. And like, I'll do it with the princess, cause she's probably all nice and stuff. You can do it with the chick with the tail.

Butt-head: No way Beavis. You do the chick with the tail.

Beavis: Um, okay. Long as I get me some, heh heh heh heh. We're gonna score heh heh heh heh.

Butt-head: Yeah, and then we can like, ask that pig to pee on stuff uh-huh-huh-huh-huh.

Beavis: Yeah yeah! Cause pee is cool! Heh heh heh heh.

[Movie-Brat]

Johnny Bravo: (Hitting on Cheetara) Purrr, hey catwoman, how 'bout you and me go get something to drink?

Cheetara: (Hits him with her staff on his croutch)

Johnny Bravo: OH! (Hits on Holli Would) Hey momma, how about you and me go get dinner?

(Then Super Jack Deebs comes and he stands in front of Johnny Bravo)

Johnny Bravo: Oh boy

(Then Super Jack Deebs proceeds to beat up Johnny Bravo)

[JusSonic]

(We find Justin trying to get back in, this time through the back door)

Justin: Finally! I'm back! Jelly and coupons for everyone!

(Suddenly Ling-Ling jumps in.)

Ling-Ling: (Japanese) Ling-Ling challenged you to battle! Say Ling-Ling 3 times to accept challenge!

Justin: Oh hey, Ling-Ling. Great to see you.

(Unknown to Justin, Ling-Ling begins to transforms. The idiot didn't noticed.

Justin: Okay, Ling-Ling, I am not here to caused trouble. I just want to have fun.

(Ling-Ling transforms again. Again Justin didn't noticed.)

Justin: Besides that...

Ling-Ling: (Japanese) Shut up and say my name b***h! Then I'd use your skull as a trophy!

Justin: Well, sorry Ling-Ling!

(Suddenly Ling-Ling finishes his transformation. He smirks evilly.)

Ling-Ling: (Japanese) Now you die.

(Ling-Ling jumps in the air and screams as his theme song plays in the background.)

Justin: What the f***?!

(Ling-Ling slashes Justin, causing him to bleed a bit. Then he proceeds to pummel Justin into crud.)

[Movie-Brat]

(The Human Torch sees Ling-Ling beat the crud out of Justin and he wants to join in beating up Justin up too)

Human Torch: Hey, beat up Justin, haven't played that since High School COWABUNGA! (Joins in)

(Then Ralphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles joins in as well)

Ralphael: Hey! Save some for me! (Joins in)

(Back inside, everyone is watching the fight between Juniper Lee and Danny Phantom cheering)

Odd: Come on Danny! I bet 10 bucks on you!

(Freddy sees this and he decides that his plan to know what the hosts were talking will have to wait)

Freddy: Looks like this plan has to wait (To Aelita and Jeremy) but in order to make sure that both of you won't escape....

(2 minutes later, Freddy has tied up both Jeremy and Aelita on 2 chairs, he tied them up together with rope and covered both of their mouths with duct tape)

Freddy: Gotta go, I have a tournament to win

[JusSonic]

(A shot was fired and the fight was interrupted. The hosts appeared.)

JusSonic: Hey, hey! The tournament isn't supposed to begin until after the second the Tribal Council! Who started this anyhow?!

Danny: Hey relax. This is a practice match anyway.

Juniper: You think we'd stupid enough to begin the tournament already?

Waitohooru: Oh right. But promise you won't start your match for real until after the second Tribal Council.

Danny/Juniper: Right.

Danny: Well, I'm bored. Want to get a soda?

Juniper: Sure.

(Danny and Juniper leaves.)

JusSonic: Man, those two would make a good couple. (pause) No one heard that, okay?

Waitohooru: Okay.
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Author's note: Guys, the tournament will not start until after the second Tribal Council. So don't try to do this without my say so again, okay?

[Movie-Brat]

(Oh sorry, I thought the tournament already started sorry)

Freddy: Damn, better back to my business

(Freddy gets back to Jeremy and Aelita who are still tied up, hew unties them and he picks them up)

Freddy: This is just in case if you try to get away (Gets an idea) I have another idea, help me win the tournament and I'll let you two go (Smiles evilly)

(Back at the party, people are betting who will win the tournament and it's almost time to close the betting)

Father Time: Betting's almost over so place your bets!

(Of course, everyone is betting on various characters on who will win the tournament)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Muppet hecklers, Statler and Waldorf.)

Statler: So how you liked the show?

Waldorf: Simple. Cancel.

(The hecklers laughs in their usual way. We now cut to Josh6243 speaking with the Histerians.)

Josh6243: Look, I know how annoyed you are, but the weirdness that happens is not my fault (Author's note: Yeah, right!)

Father Time: Still, can you at least try to get it under control?

Josh6243: I would if I could. Trust me.

Loud: Know anyone who would say that?

(Cut to the Plot-Master who is looking at his script of the story.)

Plot-Master: Something's big is going to happened...and I refused to give away the plot this early.

[Movie-Brat]

(Then The Plot-Master hears a voice)

Voice: (O.S.) Oh really?

(It turns out, it's Freddy Krueger and he's carrying Jeremy and Aelita)

Plot-Master: Oh boy.......

Freddy Krueger: Let's have a little talk about what you're planning, I want to know what it is

Plot-Master: Don't hurt me!

Freddy: Hurt you? Oh I going to do something worse than that if you don't tell me

Plot-Master: Ok, I'll talk! Don't kill me!

Freddy: That's better

[JusSonic]

(Suddenly a big warp hole appears and sucks Freddy in. It closes.)

???: I arrived just in time.

Plot-Master: About time, where were you?

(The Shadowly Figure appeared.)

Shadowly Figure: Oh, somewhere. I relocated the group to a safer place.

Plot-Master: You shouldn't have done that. Freddy is needed for the tournament.

Shadowly Figure: Calm down. He's still in the hotel but he'd have no memory of this incident. Trust me, all is safe according to the script.

Plot-Master: Fine, at least things went to script.

Shadowly Figure: Come, my young apprentice.

Plot-Master: Hey! You aren't my master!

Shadowly Figure: I did you a favor.

Plot-Master: (mumbling) Yes master.

(The two figures leaves.)

[Bad Asp]

(Cut to Spanky Ham and Wooldoor Sockbat, in a back room. They are practicing for the upcoming tournament.)

(And by practicing, I mean, Spanky is throwing a lot of things at Wooldoor, like a giant anvil, and some adult things which it would be best if I did not describe to you.)

Spanky: Oh come on, Woold***! Is that all you've got!

Wooldoor: Please, Spanky! Don't hurt me! Pleeeeease!

Spanky: Wrong answer!

(Spanky continues to throw things at Wooldoor, until he cowardly leaves the room.)

Spanky: Come back here, you f***ing coward! I'm not done with you yet!

(Wooldoor continues to run from Spanky, until he meets up with Foxxy in a hallway.)

Wooldoor: Foxxy... you've gotta help me!

Foxxy: Okay... what does you want?

Wooldoor: Spanky is being mean to me! I can't fight back!

Foxxy: Oh, chile, sho' you can fight back. I'ma teach you right now what to be doin'...

(Foxxy whispers something to Wooldoor.)

[Dragon79]

*then the Cartoon Three Stouges came into the house of histeria

Cartoon Moe: Well We are here

Cartoon: Larry: Yea Moe finley we here

Cartoon Curry: Well it doesn't take a jerk to figure this out

Moe: WHAT *then he eye poke Curry eyes

Curry: HAY!

Moe: That what you get

Larry: Hay Moe he haven't done anything

Moe: Oh *show Larry his hand* "See this

Larry: Yea *then he hit Moe hand and it went to his head and hit him* "Ouch!

Moe: Now Come on You Knuckals heads *drag them by the ear*

*
Alex II: Well good party love

Fifi: Oui love

*they kiss*

[JusSonic]

(The Lilo and Stitch arrives with the usual experiments.)

Lilo: Well, here we are, Stitch, once again.

Stitch: Id.

Jumba: Evil genius hopes nothing bad happens like at other parties.

Pleakley: Then again, isn't it oblivious?

Loud: HI, WELCOME TO THE HOUSE.

Lilo: Ouch. He's louder than ever.

Loud: Ahem. (hands over a key) Here's your key. And try to keep your experiments out of trouble this time.

Jumba: Like evil genius cares.

(The Lilo and Stitch cast leaves.)

Loud: WHAT A BUNCH OF NUTS!

[Zim999]

Just then 625, Sparky, Poxy, Spooky, Kixx, Cannonball, Yin & Yang, Richter, Mr. Stenchy, GiGi, Phantasmo, Sprout, Clip, Fibber, Topper, Holio, Splodyhead, Amnesio, Houdini, Tank, HunkaHunka, Yaarp, DeForestator, Zap, Slimy, Sinker, Angel, Dupe, Heat, Thresher, Plasmoid, Hammerface, Slushy, Nosy, Swirly, Digger, Finder, Felix, Elastico, ShortStuff, Melty, Bonnie & Clyde, BabyFier, Drowsy, Slugger, Sample, Spike, Squeek, Swapper, Shoe, Poki, Backhoe, Frenchfry, Slick, Skip, Checkers, PJ, Spats, Phoon, Link, Snooty, Retro, Remmy, Belle, Heckler, Ploot, Lax, Ace, Wishy-Washy, Shush, Bugby, Glitch, Woops, Morpholomew, Snafu, Fudgy, Tickle-Tummy, Nodessertro, Doubledip, Gotchu, Forehead, Hocker, Zawp, Clink, Mulch, Shredder, Jam, Nosox, Pix, Boomer, Manners, Mary, Huggo, Woody, Wrapper, Blowhard, & Derrik ran after Lilo, Stitch, Jumba & Pleakley.
In the parking lot a kremlin pulled in, out steped Zim999, Zim, Gir, Jay Sherman & the Comic Book Guy.
Zim999:"Those no a count re-jects from a light brite are going to attack here, I can smell it."
Zim:"Who had thought that brain-dead Shadow Moron would come back & free all the Nicktoon villains?"
Jay:"Who had thought they could sit though 100 showings of your versions of CCC 3&4 each nonstop for 100 days & live?"
Zim999:"We're still working on chapter 15, let's get a room."
They go in the hotel.
Meanwhile Shadow Man is in a conferince with all the villains.
Plankton:"That writer & his pals are insane!!!!!!!!"
Vicky:"They made me eat my claws!!!!!!!"
Shadow Man:"Quiet all of you!!!!! We'll get even with the alien, his crazy robot, his writer pal & those two over wight men, somehow."

-Pick up here-

[Dante Bunny]

Cut to the scene when Buster and Babs are getting ready to come back to the Histeria Crossover Party.

Buster: Well, gang, we are almost there!

Babs: Wow! this is exciting! I hope that we are not too late...

Jaden: Sweet! Just like getting our games on, time to get our party on!

Syrus: I hope the people are nice and not very rude...

Babs: C'mon, Sy! I know that you are new to this...But this is Histeria...my long time friends...I use to date Loud Kiddington one time...

Buster: Do we have to go through that story again...

Babs: Shut up, Buster...I'm saying that cause you the one who dated Fifi, remember...?

Alexis: Guys, we should be having fun, not remembering the bad time...I mean, Buster made mistakes in his life, but you should forgive him...

Babs: You're right, Alexis...but keep your hands off of Buster or you will meet the humilating fate as Tifa...

Chumley: Wow, more like a lost episode of the OC...

Babs: Shut up and eat your grill cheese sandwich, Chumley (sighs) Sorry guys, I needed time to think...

Dante: (sighs) Babs...

Jaden: What's up with Babs...?

Dante: Simple, Jaden...ever since every girl eyeballing Buster, she gets jealous...

Babs: WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE WHOLE WORLD, DANTE...AND YOU MR. GET-YOUR-GAME-ON, MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!

Jaden: Woah, Babs, it's not I'm after Buster and everything...If you want me to stay out of it, I will...

Babs: Dante, just drive, and the rest of you, leave me alone for the remainer of this drive...

(as the crew made it and knocks on the Histeria door....

[JusSonic]

(Loud answers it)

Loud: HEY, I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU GUYS GOING TO GET HERE. COME ON IN!

(The group came in. The hosts, discussing the immunity challenge, sees them.)

JusSonic: Hey Dante! You came! It's great to see you!

Dante: Glad to see you though it's ashamed our old pals couldn't make it.

JusSonic: Yeah, it's me, Alex II, and some new authors I guess. Oh, Dante. I liked to introduced you to my co-hosts for Cartoon Survivor 6: the host of "Animated Joe Schmo" Waitohooru, and the other author Movie-Brat.

Waitohooru: Hi.

Movie-Brat: Hey. Any friend of Dante is a friend of mine.

Buster: 'Cartoon Survivor', eh? What happened so far?

JusSonic: The usual stuff. Mega Man was evicted a while ago. We were just discussing on the immunity challenge.

Dante: Need help?

Waitohooru: Could you? That could be fine. We need the ideas as we can. As long as someone don't try to messed things up.

Dante: You mean Justin? Don't worry, we could take him.

Waitohooru: I mean Josh6243.

Dante: What? He isn't stupid like Justin.

Waitohooru: Except for some reasons, there's weird things happening that seems to not have anything to do with the party.

Movie-Brat: We live and learn, like Sonic Adventure 2.

JusSonic: Hey, as long as Josh6243 behaves himself, we're okay.

Alexis: Okay, so where's the party?

Babs: Everywhere! Where else?

(Cut to the Digimon table)

Davis Motomiya: Man, it stinks that I'm here while Kari is in the game with T.J.?

Yolei: Geez, when are you ever going to learned to knocked off the jealously?

Davis: When I reached the mature age.

Cody: In that case, not a chance in Heck.

Sora Takenouchi: I just hope that Tai is doing okay.

Joe Kido: I thought you were with Matt.

Sora T.: I am but still...

Ken Ichijouji: Say, does it say to you that there are two Soras here? I mean you and that kid from Kingdom Hearts has the same time.

Sora T.: I know. I get that allot since that game was out.

Izzy: Weird and weirder, I got to say.

(We now cut to the MST3K crew)

Mike: Okay, so far we got a tournament coming up. Is there anything else?

Tom Servo: Yeah! More beer!

Crow: Now, now. Remember what happened the last time?

Tom Servo: Who, what, now?

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the L&S room...
Zim999 & his pals have just told the Experiments about the Nicktoon Villains' breckout.
Bonnie:"So let us get this right, all the Nicktoon Villains broke out with help of the made up Shadow Man & are planing something massive?"
Zim999 & his pals:"Yes."
Clyde:"Oh boy."
Nosy:"So you want us to help you?"
CBG:"If you want."
Slick:"The 100 of us are in."
Jay:"Really?"
625:"Yes."
Bonnie:"We been dying to destroy any Nicktoon Villain after that song."
CBG:"Nails on a chalk board sound better."
Zim999:"Enough, we're going to draw villain names out of a hat, who ever you get you get to beat the living daylights of them, Zim, Gir, Jay & Comic Book Guy got dibs on Shadow Moron & I get dibs on Plankton."
Nosy:"What are you going to do to him?"
Zim999:"I'm going to rip his EYE out."
Meanwhile where the villains were....
Shadow Man:"Ladies & Gentlemen I like you to meet our two new Members Kaput & Zotsky."

Pick Up Here.

[JusSonic]

Vicky: Who the f*** are they?

Plankton: Don't know and I don't care. They're morons anyway.

Shadow Man: Look, they agreed to help so don't discriminate yet! Come, we must meet up with the other villains. And quickly.

(We now cut to JusSonic meeting up with Zim999 and company.)

JusSonic: Hey Zim999. I thought you weren't going to make it.

Zim999: Not at first, but I have to. The Nicktoons villains escaped the torture Zim has put them through.

JusSonic: Is that so? Well, not to worry. If they caused mayhem, you can torture them if you liked.

Zim999: I knew you were going to say that.

JusSonic: On one condition.

Zim999: Okay, what's the catch?

JusSonic: There's this creep who keeps trying to get back in here. Justin Lawson.

Zim999: Oh yes, you made your reality show about him. "Justin Schmo", is it?

JusSonic: Yeah. Look, if by any chance he does get back in...feel free to torture him. Because his stories are worst than the Batman and Robin movie and all the crappers made by the MST3K crew put together!

Tom Servo: (V.O.) Yeah! We should know! We saw them!

Zim999: Okay, I can see what I can do.

JusSonic: Good. Well, I'd love to stay but I got to get ready for the next immunity challenge.

(JusSonic leaves.)

Zim: So can we do it or what?

Zim999: Sure. And if you see that Justin jerk around...(smirks) leave some of him for me.

[Zim999]

Later Zim999 & his pals are showing the weakness of the Nicktoon Villains to the Experiments.
625:"Is there anything else we should know?"
Zim:"If you see a guy named Justin Lawson beat the living daylights out of him."
The Experiments agree.
Meanwhile where the villains were...
The Nicktoon Villains were at a large round table, the Rugrat villains were in the middle.
Shadow Man:"As you all know we lost in our version of CCC4 & you were all forced to watch Zim's versions of CCC 3&4 100 times in the the past 100 days, even though Zim's version was longer, had more song parodies, more villains, more heros, a better plot and it's not done yet."
This only gets the villains madder.
Shadow Man:"To be sure we'll win I called in someone who's been mad at Zim since 2003."
Lard Nar:"Dib?"
Shadow Man:"No, but your close."
Out of the shadows walked Stewie Giffien.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(We now see Danny and Juniper, who are sharing a room together.)

Danny: Man, it stinks knowing that we have to share a room before our match together.

Juniper: Tell me about it. I mean, you're a ghost for crying out loud.

Danny: Hey, I am a halfa, don't you forget Xuan Ze Girl!

Juniper: Is that a crack at me because I am a girl?!

Danny: Well, it ain't no drug!

Juniper: Jerk!

Danny: Moron!

(A pause.)

Danny: You know that it's stupid to be attracted to someone like you?!

Juniper: Same here, only I'm attracted to you!

(Another pause)

Danny: Are you getting hot as I am?

Juniper: More!

(The two then hugged and kissed each other on the lips. (Author's note: BTW, Juniper is 14 in this story, so no one gives me the age difference thing here) They let go.)

Danny: Darn, you're beautiful.

Juniper: (blushing) Thanks.

(They kissed again)
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Author's note
If anyone asked, I am a Danny/Juniper fan. I am also in those crossover couples thing. BTW, does anyone know that I am also a Tommy/Gaz fan? Don't flame me, Zim999.

[Zim999]

Back with Zim999 & his pals...
Zim:"That Pickies better stay away from my Gaz."
Zim999:"Don't worry I don't want to start flames & nether dose JusSonic, I hope."
Gir:"You think the 5 of us plus the 100 Experiments can take down an army of villains?"
Zim999:"Not sure, but just in case I called in some back up."
Outside a giant Super Robot with a square head lands in the parking lot.
A door in the left foot opens & out walks a boy & 5 robot monkeys.
Chiro:"We're here."
Nova:"Can't wait to beat the living daylights of those villains."
Gibson:"Indeed."

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to Juniper's friends talking to Danny's friends.)

Jodi: I can't wait to see June in action! She's going to kicked that Danny's boy's butt!

Sam: Ha! Shows what you know! Danny is going to win this and bring home for us Danny Phantom people.

Ophelia: Oh please. This, coming from a Goth Girl? I know for sure that June is going to win.

Roger: Yeah! You can take that to the bank and stuffed it!

Tucker: Actually, there may be a little problem with the first match.

Jodi: Oh really?

Tucker: Sure. Look at the new 'love birds'.

(The friends looked and is surprised to see Danny and Juniper hanging out, talking, and giggling. And then, much to Sam's annoyance, Juniper kisses Danny on the cheek.)

Ophelia: Oy vey. Crossover couples, anyone?

Tucker: This may effect their fight.

Sam: (upset) Or me, for that matter.

Roger: (to Tucker) What's with her?

Tucker: Don't ask.

(Cut to the AGU table as Tommy is also seeing Danny and Juniper hanging out)

Tommy: Man, this crossover couple thing must be the next big thing.

Dil: Yep. Ever thought of seeing Gaz? JusSonic loved your coupling with her.

Tommy: Nah for two reasons. 1) I preferred Kimi. And 2) I will upset Zim and his friend Zim999.

Dil: Eh, your loss, bro.

Tommy: I hope she doesn't get evicted tonight.

Phil DeVille: From what I heard, the Namek Tribe lost the immunity challenge so she's safe for 3 more days.

Tommy: That's a relief. So who's in the Namek Tribe?

Chuckie Finster: Uh, Charity Bazaar, that Pokemon watcher Tracey, the kid who sounded like you Rudy, Bubbles, the T.K. kid, and Gerald.

Lil: No people from the season you were in, Tommy?

Tommy: I guess not.

[Zim999]

Meanwhile at another table, The Zim crew is talking with the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! Chiro, Antauri, Sprx-77, Gibson, Nova & Otto have just been infromed about all the Nicktoon Villains.
Gibson:"Hmmmm, they're not Skeleton King but they sound as mean as him."
Sprx-77:"But if their so tough how come they can't take on a bunch of kids?"
Zim999:"Their losers."
Otto:"Right on."
Antauri:"So what do you think their up to?"
CBG:"Not sure, but it must be massvie to have all the Nicktoon Villains again."
Cut to where the villains are, they are shocked cause Stewie has just joined their gang.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

Stewie: Stop staring at me, you f***ing noobs!

Gene: What are you doing here?

Shadow Man: I asked him to come. He's ticked off at Zim as we Nicktoon villains are. Oh, and to provided us with some help.

Shadowly Figure: And we may or may not need it. Now, on to business.

(Cut to the Hey Arnold! kids as they head to the front hall.)

Helga: Man, this is lame. Gerald got voted out all because he slapped a Powerpuff Girl. How ridiculous.

Arnold: Still, it wasn't right for him to do that.

(As the HA! kids arrived, the hosts did at the same time, bringing the new evictee, Gerald, with them.)

Arnold: Gerald, what you did was not nice.

Gerald: Oh come on! Don't get on my butt too!

Helga: We can if we can to!

JusSonic: Okay, take this argument elsewhere. (The HA! kdis left.)

Loud: Man, Charity did the right thing in getting rid of that guy.

Waitohooru: I bet. So it's time, eh?

Father Time: Yep. The new tournament coming right up on schedule. Though not without problems.

Movie-Brat: Nothing you can't handled, right?

Father Time: (grinning) Like I could keep a secret.

[Dante Bunny]

Meanwhile as Jaden and the others are welcomed by some anime characters from, Yu Yu Hakusho, DBZ, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist. Babs sighs and said to herself...

Babs: Does Buster really like me for who I am..? Is he just love me just because he want to get laid...or he really don't love me at all...

(Alexis walks in and saw Babs pouting...)

Alexis: Hey, it's a party not a funeral...

(Babs is about to glare at her and was thinking about telling her off until Alexis gives her a handkerchef )

Alexis: You can have it...

Babs: (sighs) thanks...I just have one question...

Alexis: Ok, shoot.

(Gogo Dodo pulls the trigger and the flag said "bang" on the cock of the gun)

Alexis: Do you mind...?

Gogo: Mind...? (opens his scalp of his head and said it in a formal voice of his) Mind is a terrible thing to waste...WHOO! WHOO!

(Gogo zooms out)

Alexis: that's weird...anyway, what seems to be the problem...?

Babs: Well there is this guy, and I dunno if he's in love with a certain friend of mine...and if he's still with her...then, when he ask me out...I was nervous...

Alexis: Wow, that explains why you are snapping on us recently. Listen, just ask him that do he really like you...that way, things will be better for both of you two...

Babs: (smiles) thanks...and Alexis...Even if i tell you off earlier...

Alexis: It's ok...I told most of my friends off when I'm upset, including Jaden. (giggles)

(Babs and Alexis giggles)

Babs: Jaden sure is cool.

Alexis: hands off, he's mine.

(they both laugh)

(Dante and Pepper were playing a game of Duel Monsters, and the winner shall face Jaden Yuki and the runner-up shall face Yugi Muto.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to Father Time on stage)

Father Time: And now, the moment you all been waiting for! Time for our new tournament! (cheers are heard) Let's go to our commentators, Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond, for the play by play action.

(Cut to the CDM table)

Johnny: Welcome fights fan to the new tournament at the House of Histeria!

Nick: Ironically that they have this ever time there's a House fo H!, eh Johnny?

Johnny: Who cares, Nick? Anyway, we got some bruisers ready to do some fighting. And winner of this tournament will moved on to the "Tournament of Champions" type battle to do battle with the past champions of the past tournaments of the House of H.

Nick: Our first match up is what we called a magical melee as Juniper Lee, the star of "The Life and Times of Juniper Lee" battles it out with the ghost boy, Danny Phantom. Strangely, I heard rumors of a 'relationship' between the two.

Johnny: Those rumors may be true, Nick. But for now, they have to fight to advanced. Let's go to the ring as referee Mills Lane begin this rumble.

(We now cut to the ring as Danny (in his ghost form) and Juniper get ready to squared off, though reluctantly. Mills explained the rules.)

Mills: I want a good clean fight! No hitting below the belt and no stupidness like last time. Now Let's Get It On!

(The bell rings)

Danny: Darn it. Do we really have to fight? I mean, this isn't right.

Johnny: (V.O.) Looks like the rumors are true. Danny and Juniper could be an item.

(But suddenly Juniper jumps kicks Danny to the mat. Danny got up, shocked.)

Danny: June!

Juniper: Sorry, Danny, but this is a fight, not a love fest. (pause) I'd promised to make it up after the fight, I promised.

Danny: Well, all right. (hands glow) But don't think you could win, girl!

Juniper: Ooh, I am so shaken.

[Dante Bunny]

(Cut back to Dante and Pepper's duel against each other...Dante's life points is 5900 along with his Giant Solder of Stone in defense (2000 def.) and Amazon Chain Mistress (1500 att.) in attack and Pepper's life points is 6000 with her Dark Witch in attack mode (1800 attack pts.) and her Zombrya of the Dark in attack mode which the affect with that monster is that when she attack Dante's life points during her last turn the attack points of that monster reduses 200 attack point which now her monster is 1900 attack points, and then it's Dante's turn to draw.)

Dante: My move, Pepper...(draws), ok, I will play 2 cards face down on the feild, and then sacrifice my Solder Stone monster to play the Summoned Skull (2500/1200) in attack mode. Now I will attack your Dark Witch with my Summoned Skull!

(As Summon Skull attack, Pepper smiles)

Pepper: (cackling) You walk into my trap! I activate, Mirror Force! It will destroys your monsters in attack mode which means...

Dante: all my monsters are gone!

Pepper: Correct! (cackling)

(Dante's monsters are destroyed)

Buster: Dante walk right through that one!

Toast: cha...Everybody knows that you can't rush into attack mode when someone plays a trap....unless...

Dante: Ok...I will place this card face down and end my turn...

(Dante has 3 trap cards on the feild...)

Babs: I hope he's real good...

(Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Dave, and Fang walks in)

Kim: Hey guys what's the sitch?

Babs: this duel monster game that's the sitch...the winner will face Jaden Yuki and the runner-up will face Yugi Muto then winner of these two will face each other then the will have to face Seto Kaiba for the Histeria Crossover Duel Monsters Championship.

Ron: Wha??? Man, I was too late to sign up...Thanks to Drakken and Shego for kept me from signing up for it with that "Freeze time forever" plan of theirs...

Kim: Ron, you wouldn't last like 3 turns in that duel...

Ron: Come on, Kim, I mean what the possibilities to think that I'm going to lose...

Fang: uh...try to think back...THAT I WHIPPED YOUR BUTT!!! (she does the victory dance and Rufus dances along with Fang)

Ron: Awww, c'mon, Rufus, you have to take sides with the monkey girl?

(Fang stops and kicks Ron in the shin)

Ron: owwww!

Fang: I'M NOT A MONKEY!!!!

Kim: Well so serves you right for calling her that, Ron..

Ron: yeah...Rufus, if I'm about to call Fang the "M" word, bite me in the "A" word...

Rufus: (chatters) right

(back to the duel between Dante and Pepper)

Dante: Your move, Pepper...

Pepper: (cackling) good, cause I will summon my monster in defense mode face down and time for my dark witch to attack your life points....

(Dark Witch give Dante a direct attack)

Dante: yeeeep!

(Dante's LP went down to 4100)

Yugi: (thinking) these guys are good, but I want to try out their dueling skills so they could help me against one goal...whoever has the millilenum rod has some sort of plan to destroy the world...That person must be stopped...

Jaden (thinking) Wow, these two are realling getting their game on...including the peppy red-haired girl...Dante...he's full of surpises as well. I'm so going to duel the winner.

Kaiba: (thinking) humph! those two dueling skill are much as lame as Joey Wheeler's....they are not worthy of becoming my opponet...unless those two defeat the likes of my rival Yugi...and that newbie, Jaden...

(as the duel between those two continues)

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in The L&S room.
The Zim crew, the 100 Experimets, & the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! are all there.
Zim999:"Ok, you all know who you gotta fight."
They all nod.
Zim999:"Good, any plans for the villains after we beat the living daylights out of them?"
Zim:"We could trap them in a DVD of Robot Chicken."
Zim999:"Very good, seeing them get killed a million times will be cool."
Everyone else agrees.
Zim999:"Now all we gotta do is wait for their attack."
Jumba:"To let you all know I reprogramed 627, insteed of being all evil, he wants to destroy evil now. The only thing he can say now is 'Destroy Evil!!!!' Here's his pod."
Throws the pod to Zim999.
Zim999:"We'll use it as a last resort if we all fail."
Puts the pod in his pocket.
Back with the villains...
Shadow Man:"This time we won't fail & I don't want to see any of you ruin this."
All the Villains:"Yes Sir!!!!!!!!!!"

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the fight)

Johnny: (V.O.) And here we go! Danny fires at Juniper with a few of his plasma blasts.

Nick: (V.O.) But Juniper dodges them like a pro. She repels off the turnbuckle and tries to hit Danny. But Danny turned invisible and she goes through him.

Johnny: (V.O.) Johnny went visible and charged at her. Juniper however turns around and grabs him and slams into the ground! Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

Nick: (V.O.) Tough love, I got to say. Danny got away from Juniper and multiply himself! Now there's 4 Dannys in the ring!

Johnny: (V.O.) Sounds like a risky gambit, not the X-Men character. Danny prepared to knocked Juniper out of the ring. But wait...she's gone!

Nick: (V.O.) Where could she be?

(The Dannys looked around for Juniper. But unknown to them, she is sneaking in the shadows right now. Finally she strikes.)

Johnny: (V.O.) Oh My G**! She is kicked all Dannys at once! And they got kicked very easily!

NIck: (V.O.) Hasn't Danny learned from the "Goku vs. Tien" fight from the Dragon Ball series? When someone multiply himself, he weaken himself! And now, Danny, all four of them, has pay the price as they landed outside of the ring. This fight is over!

(Bell rings)

Mills: Juniper Lee is the winner!

(The fake Dannys disappeared and the real one has got up with a groan. Juniper smirks and got out of the ring to joined him.)

Juniper: Hey, sorry about that. You did asked for that by making yourself into 4 people.

Danny: Aw, heck. I probably wouldn't stand a chance against the other fighters even if I did beat you. But why would I wanna?

Juniper: Ooh, I'd tell you why, lover boy.

(Juniper, much to the audience's amusement and Sam's annoyance, pulled Danny towards her and kissed him passionately. Danny, amazed, kissed her right back.)

Jodi: (V.O.) You go, June!

(Cut back to the CDM table)

Johnny: Well folks, Juniper has advanced to the next round!

Nick: And best of all, the rumors are true! Juniper and Danny are an item. Though Sam doesn't looked a bit happy about it.

Johnny: She'd get over it. Up next, it's a wacky and foul-mouthed battle as the Drawn Together characters Spanky Ham and Wooldoor Sockbat faced off! Don't missed it or else!

[Movie-Brat]

Eddy: Ah-Ha! I knew June would win!

Odd: (Pays Ulrich) I can't believe he lost

Ulrich: Well you better believe it

(Meanwhile on the floor, Freddy, Jeremy and Aelita wake up)

Freddy: Ow, what the hell happened? (To Jeremy and Aelita) What am' I doing with you two?

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Nicktoons' table.)

Penny: Why is it that Zim999 presumed that we're all bad guys? I mean, it isn't our fault Nick cancelled Invader Zim.

Jenny: Tell us about it. Zim is going groaning about it.

Jimmy Neutron: As much as CC4 said otherwise, we have nothing against the CN and Zim people whatever.

Snap: I wondered if Rudy's doing okay in the game.

Penny: We're concerned about this and you're talking about if Rudy's doing okay in the game?

Snap: He better! I got money on him!

Penny: Oy.

(Cut to the villains)

Shadowy Figure: Now then, what I got planned is very important so be quiet and simple up.

Morre: What is your plan?

Shadowy Figure: It involves a little something called...Hypertime.

[josh6243]

Shadowy Figure: Hypertime can only be achieved by using my greatest invention, the Butterfly Effect Machine! {The Butterfly Effect Machine appears in the toom.}

{Pause}

Vicky: Um...

{A longer pause}

Gene: You could've come up with a better name.

Shadowy Figure: Why aren't you like {imitating Gene} Wow! What does it do? Or {imitating Vicky} That's so grood! I mean great and good. I can't believe you made such a thing! Or {imitating Vincent Morre} Shadowy Figure, you're so awesome for inventing this, have a trophy.

Maleficent: So, what does this thing do?

Shadowy Figure: I'm glad you asked. Do you know about the butterfly effect? Where if you change one small thing, even in the past, the future is changed? Well, this machine allows you to go into the past and make that change without defying the laws of time. Well, we'll go into the past and kill off the ancestors of the heroes. Don't worry Stark, I've equipped us with belts that will protect us from the new timeline that we've created.

[Zim999]

What the villains didn't know was that the heros had a bugging device on the wall of their hideout.
Back in the L&S room....
Zim:"So those morons want to alter time eh?"
CBG:"Not if we can help it."
Chiro:"We'll take the Super Robot to their hideout."
Zim999:"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!"
The Zim crew, the 100 Experiments & the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! head for the Super Robot.
Later outside the Super Robot blasts off to where the villain's hideout is.

Pick up here.

[Movie-Brat]

(Then suddenly, the super robot blows up and someone grabs Zim and everything goes black then minutes later, he wakes up in some laboratory and he`s chained next to Aelita)

Zim: What is this?! And who is this iron clad filth?!

(And it turns out, Zim has been kidnapped by the Fantastic Four villain Dr. Doom)

Dr. Doom: Who I' am isn`t your concern right now, I just need to know what the Shadow Man is planning and the pink haired who you`re chained next to is bait in order to destroy Shadow Man

[Zim999]

Just then the Super Robot back together again crashies in, kills Dr. Doom like an ant with it's big feet, free's Zim & he gets back in.
Zim999:"You alright?"
Zim:"Yes thanks to you guys, now on to the villains hide out."

(Thanks for editing your post)

[Movie-Brat]

(However, Dr. Doom survives and he grabs Aelita)

Dr. Doom: Nice try but one robot won't stop me

(Dr. Doom along with Aelita who is her hostage gets on an airship and goes after Zim)

Dr. Doom: I will not rest until I know what Shadow Man is planning and take over his plans

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot...
625:"Hey guys, I don't think Dr. Doom is dead."
Bonnie:"What makes you think that?"
625:"Cause's he's right behind us."
Chiro:"Image on screen!!!!!"
Sure enough there was Dr. Doom at the controls of his ship.
Zim:"Listen Dr. Dummy, this fic has waaaaaay too many villains as there is, we even have Stewie Giffien."
Dr. Doom:"Well, it's a good thing you brought up Stewie cause I'm not the real Dr. Doom, I am really... (he pressies a butten on his mask & his face opens up to show he is really...) KLAUS the goldfish with the human brain from American Dad!!!!!!"
CBG:"OH NO!!!!!!!!! NOT THE MOST WORTHLESS CAST MEMBER EVER!!!!!!!!"
Klaus:"Why do you say that fat over wight man?"
CBG:"OH please!!!!! Name one thing you ever did on that show beside sit there telling bad jokes?"
Klaus:"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........"
CBG:"See nothing."
Zim999:"Wanna shoot him down like a buzzard?"
Chiro:"Sure."
The Super Robot fires all it weapons at the small ship, but before the weapons hit the ship, Klaus telaports himself out unkowen to our heros, the ship is blowen up.
Zim999:"Now that, that stupid fish is gone, to the villains' hideout."
Everyone:"YEAH!!!!!!!!"
But unknowen to them Klaus is safe on the ground.
Klaus:"Hehehehe, they haven't seen the last of me."

Pick up here & no changing my idea with Klaus.

[Movie-Brat]

(Then Klaus gets picked up by the real Dr. Doom and he still has Aelita with him and he kills Klaus by crushing him)

Dr. Doom: Now with him out of the way, I can continuing trying to take over Shadow Man's plans however this time I'll be at Mr. Matthews's hideout before Zim and his buffons get there, I have a teleportation device that will send to Stan's hideout and this time I have an ally with me. Isn't that right, Xana? (Teleports to Shadow Man's hideout)

[Zim999]

After Dr. Doom leaves, Klaus gets up alive & gets back in his bowl.
Klaus:"Moron, thinks he can get rid of me that easy, I'll fix hiz wagon."
Takes out a spare telaporter & telaports him as well.

Pick up here.
(Movie-Brat, I don't repeat don't want to see ANY FLAMES in this fic ok?)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the villains' hideout.)

Shadowy Figure: Bowser, we got a bug in our hideout. Please removed it.

(Bowser finds the bug and crashed it.)

Shadowy Figure: Perfect. They all fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

Dark Alex II: You mean that is no Hypertime?

Shadowy Figure: Just a worthless machine. I knew that was a bug in the hideout which I used to my advantage. I know because of I read the script my apprentice got me.

Plot-Master: Stop calling me your apprentice!

Gene: Very well. What is your true plan then?

Shadowy Figure: All in due time. First, we got to make sure there is no more tracking devices. Besides, if we have missed any, it won't matter. We're in a place where they'd never find us.

Dr. Drakken: And now would that be?

Shadowy Figure: Now I can't say...yet.

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot, our heros found out what the villains said before all the bugs were destroyed.
Gibson:"Well, if the villains aren't planing to back in time what are they planing?"
Chrio:"Something really massive Gibson."
Zim:"Well, are we just going to stand here doing nothing or are we going to find the villains, beat the snot out of them & then smash their faces in waffle irons?"
Otto:"The seconed one."
Zim:"Then let's go!!!!!!!"
Zim999:"Also I wouldn't be so angry at Nick if 1:They didn't cancel Zim & 2:If those CCC fics never saw the light of day!!!!!!!!!!!"
625:"Right on, DanMat even stole your idea with all of us running loose in the WB lot."
Zim999:"Was it my fault I had to see an eye doctor that day & I had to finish the good version of CCC 3 really fast?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get worked up in Chain Links, I'm to scared to leave my computer off for more then an hour."
Jay:"Don't worry only 4 people saw the remake before the film was deeped fryed & eaten."
Zim999:"It was bad enouth seeing Nick & CN gettting along but did they have to use the rotten Dexter & Chuckie & then in the next one they had to use the non Billy West Ren & Stimpy!!!!!!!!!!!"
CBG:"WORST VOICE CHANGEIES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chrio:"I'm glad our show never had a voice change."
The monkeys nod.
Zim999:"Alright guys enough talking let's go."
The Super Robot continues to fly to where the villain's hide out is.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(We cut back to the arena.)

Johnny: Welcome back fans. It's time for our next match up: Spanky Ham vs. Wooldoor Sockbat.

Nick: In this match, a**hole takes on the freak. These two wild and crazy guys were on Comedy Central's hit reality series "Drawn Together. And tonight, they are going to hit each other in reality!

Johnny: Let's go to the ring as Mills will begin this slug fest.

(Cut to the ring. Spanky is anxious to get started. Weird enough, so is Wooldoor.)

Mills: I want a good clean fight. Spanky, no peeing. Wooldoor, don't ask. Let's Get It On!

[Movie-Brat]

Eddy: (To Yumi) Hey! How about a little sidebet?

Yumi: How much you got?

Eddy: How much you got? I bet 50 bucks if Wooldoor wins

Yumi: I bet 50 bucks if Spanky Ham wins

Eddy: You're on!

[Dragon79]

Alex II: Hi Jussonic Got back from Orlando, Florida Me and Fifi was on Vacation for awhile so what I have miss while me and my love was Vacation?


Fifi: Oui


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Vegeta: I want to Change Bo-Bo to a SBBM Match After Sparky Ham and WHAT You Call it

Bo-Bo: So Vegeta you want to fight me then You On Chump!

Vegeta: WHO YOU CALLING A CHUMP YOU FREEK!

Bo-Bo: OK YOU JERK!

Vegeta: GRRRR THAT IT YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU!

Bo-Bo: We SEE ABOUT IT!

*
Goku and Nedale Hair man: *Anamie Sweetdrop* "See why I have to put up with those two

[JusSonic]

(Mills interrupts the fight and left the ring for a sec to interrupt Vegeta and Bo-Bo's fight.)

Mills: This isn't the time nor the place to get it on! You want to fight? Then wait until the Tournament of Champions is over!

Vegeta: Fine! It's worth the wait!

Bo-Bo: You called it, spike boy!

Mills: Shut up! Now get back to your tables!

(Mills then went back into the ring)

Mills: Okay, Let's Get It Back On!

[Dragon79]

Goku: *More anamie Swetdrop* "Vegeta Why you Allways pick Fights with New Anamie Chartures?

Vegeta: Becaseu I Want a CHange!

Goku: Oy!

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Dal-Ra: Why you doing this Vegeta is powerfull

Bo-Bo: I can beat him

Justan Lawsion: You can beat him Bo-Bo becasue Vegeta is a Spike boy

*
Vegeta: *Heard Justan voice* "YOu back for more you idoit! *then he blast Justin to the Aliens Space Ship and they were mad they took him to Mars and Began to Beat him up*

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Alex II: Justin is so dumb

Fifi: Oui

*they kiss*

[Bad Asp]

(Cut back to the arena, where Spanky and Wooldoor are battling. Spanky throws a huge anvil at Wooldoor, who surprisingly just stands there.)

Mills: Wooldoor is just standing there and taking it? I will allow it!

(However, the anvil manages to split Wooldoor into two separate Wooldoors.)

Spanky: What the f***?

Wooldoors: Wheeeeeeeee!

(The two Woodloors hold up mallets, and use them to hit Spanky. However, Spanky, like Wooldoor, split into two separate Spankys.)

Wooldoors: Wha?

Spankys: You didn't think I could do that, huh boy?

(The Spankys and Wooldoors go all out and attack each other. Every time, the Spankys replicate whenever Wooldoor attacks, and the Wooldoors replicate whenever Spanky attacks.)

Johnny: This could go on all day...

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot, the hero's were watching the whole fight on a TV.
Zim999:"Enough of seeing a pig fight a mouse, we gotta keep looking for those slugs, no office Slimy."
CBG:"Have you guys noticed that the new resent Nicktoons are really stupid?"
Chrio:"You said it, 'My dad the Rockstar' is the worse, the only show I can stand with rock stars is HiHi Puffy AmiYumi."
CBG:"You like them cause they did the song to Teen Titans which is also the same show your voice actor works on as the voice of Beast Boy."
Otto:"Hey, why don't we get the Titans to help us?"
Chrio:"The're too busy fighting all of their villains as we speek."
Zim:"Besides there's enough of us to take down all the villains, I hope."
The Super Robot moves on.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the fight.)

Johnny: (V.O.) This fight is getting intense.

Nick: (V.O.) In any case, it may end with a bang.

(Suddenly Crazy Harry appears.)

Crazy Harry: Did someone say bang?!

(Crazy Harry pulls down the plunger...and the whole ring blows up.)

Johnny: (V.O.) OMG!

Nick: (V.O.) Crazy Harry has blown up the ring! Along with Mills and the fighters. This fight is over!

Johnny: (V.O.) Wait, I see Mills. He's alive.

Mills: D**n it, Crazy Harry! You blew up my ring!

(Crazy Harry laughs dirtily and leaves.)

Johnny: (V.O.) But who want?

Nick: (V.O.) Wait, I see Spanky and Wooldoor. Both of them are okay. But the pig is unconscious!

Johnny: And the whatchacallit is still standing, though a bit confused.

Wooldoor: Uh...

Mills: Well, someone has to called it! The winner is Wooldoor Sockbat, thanks to that crazy guy.

(Soon Wooldoor recovers and realizes that he has won.)

Wooldoor: Whee!

(Cut to the CDM table)

Johnny: Well, that was unexpectd, so to speak.

Nick: You got to expect this from these tournaments.

Johnny: Coming up, we got a Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat brawl, as Ryu takes on Liu Kang.

[Dragon79]

Shane Dougles: Hello I am Shane Dougles on Tornments of Champions Impact and I am here with Mr. Ryu from Street fighter who Seculde a Interview just a moment so Mr. Ryu what your oppent thinks about you winning the match

Ryu: Well Me and Lu Kang are Friends and good Fighters and one of the best but this will prove once and for all which is the better Fighter and I will win that match now I must go train

*then Ryu Left to train*

Shane: Back to you Johnny and Nick

Johnny: Well There match is next and there will be a new anouncment after this tornment

*BGM: Jeff Jarrett My World* (go to http://www.tnawrestling.com/roster/index.html to listin to there theam music)

Nick: Oh no

Johnny: Great now what the NWA World Champion Jeff Jarrett want

*then he came out to the ram Fireworks gose off and he tants to the Fans, Cartoons and Anamies and they booing at him

Jeff: I am the King of the Mountans you Slap nuts!

Crowd; MORE LIKE QUEEN OF THE MOUNTANS!

Jeff: SUHT UP!

*then Gail Kim, Team Canada and AMW Following him to the ring then grab the Mike out of Mill Lane hand and shove him*

Mills: HAY

Jeff: Oh Shut up GRANDPA!

Mills: Grandpa?

Johnny and Nick: GRAND PA!

Jeff: Now I Heard there will be a New Tornment after the Tornment of Champions but I will put my Title agent any Cartoons and Anamie superstars in a Tornment and winner will Face the King of the Mountans Me and THere is one Persion I want to Face is Zim999! and Zim! ZIm Thanks god for Nick to Take you off the air but you in the morning at 1 am gust what I go to bed that time becasue I am sick of seeing you so zim I want to face you in that tornment so do you accpect my Change becasue I Will Persionaly END YOUR CARE! and you can Choke on that SLAP NUTS! and if your Friends come out and help you the AMW, Team Canada and Gail Kim will Beat you up! oH Zim Rember I make you lose some points becasue I don't like you

Scott D'More: HA HA Zim and Zim999 We will beat you so Team Canada Rules and Zim Droos!

*BGM Self High FIve*

Alex II: Self High Five!

*Alex II came out with a mike*

Alex II: Know what That a good Ideal Jarrett becasue You will be defing in a NWA-Cartoons-Anamine Tornment of Champions After the first two Tornments of Champions and Jeff you will be in the Championship Round to Face the winer of the FInals and Zim will not accpet your Change becasue he is Looking for the Villians but I know who will take his place My Borther Anthors and he will be in the tornment becasue he got a Bone to Pick with you

Jeff: Well I will Accept!

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot our heros just saw what happened on the TV.
Zim:"Man, I'm glad we're here insted of at the fight."
Zim999:"Me too, that guy must still be mad at you for beating Dib at the big game."
CBG:"Which was the best game ever."
Jay:"Yeah, no massive flames took place."
Meanwhile at the villain's hideout....

-Pick Up Here-

[Dragon79]

Dark Alex II: Shadow Man How about we Rectued Looanantics Well About 90% People don't like that show but 10% Dose

Shadow Man: I will think about it but I know Zim is comming Send them to Keep Zim and his Pals from Running My PLANS

Dark AlexII: Right your Legue

*then the Evil Looanatics Space Ship head towards Super Robot

[Zim999]

Meanwhile where the Super Robot is....
Gir:"Hey guys look what's coming."
Our hero's see a ship coming towards them.
Everyone that can talk:" THE LOONANTICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
CBG:"NOT THE WORST WB CARTOON TO COME OUT SINCE BABY LOONY TUNES!!!!!!!!!!"
Chrio:"Don't worry we'll get rid of those morons. You guys strap your selfs in. MONKEYS MOBALISE!!!!!!!!!"
Chrio & the 5 monkeys do the part where they run in the pipes & go to the parts of the Robot.
Nova:"Foot Crusher Curser 6 GO!!!"
Otto:"Foot Crusher Curser 5 GO!!!"
Gibson:"Fist Rocket 4 Go!!!"
Sprx-77:"Fist Rocket 3 GO!!!'
Antauri:"Brain Scrambler Pliot 2 Go!!!"
Chrio:"Torso Tank Driver 1 GO!!!"
Chrio:"SUPER-"
Antauri:"-ROBOT-"
Sprx-77:"-MONKEY-
Gibson:"-TEAM-"
Otto:"-HYPER-
Nova:"-FROCE-"
All 6:"GO!!!!!!!!!"
In the Loonantic's ship...
Danger:"They think they can beat us with that toy robot?"
Rev:"This is going to be sweet."
Ace:"Don't give your hopes up, the last time we fought these guys we had the living daylights beaten out of us."
Danger:"What are the chances they can beat us again?"
Tech:"600000 to 1."
Ace:"Let's get em."

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

Ace: Now Let show them our Sercet Weapon!

*then the Ship Transfrome into a Loonantics Megazord*

*in the Super Robot*

CBG:Ok A Power Ranger Rip OFF!

Zim: Ghessee! can they think orgional for once

*In LM*

Ace: NOW LET FIGHT AND WE WILL DESTORY YOU

Danger: Activate Rockets!

*then the Rockets hit the Torstal

Chiro: OUCH! the Torstal took a 45% Dammage Fire Recotrle Rockets

Antauri: BRing up Shiles!

*then there Fire back at the LM Chest

Ace: Tech What the Damage

Tech: 45% to the Chest

Ace: BRING UP SHILES!

(Both Robots Shiles went up)

Ace; NOW TIME TO DIE

*
625: Ok Some of us must get inside of the LM and Short Curcet the Shileds with out being seen so who will do that?

[Zim999]

Everyone looks at each other.
Zim999:"Hey, where's Sparky?"
In LM.
Danger:"Hey guys there's some kind of yellow weasel in here."
Ace:"Oh-oh."
Sparky:"HEHEHEHEHE."
Sparky uses his powers to destroy the LM's sheld, the shelds go down, Sparky flies out back into the Super Robot.
Gibson:"Their shelds are down."
Chrio:"Powering the Lazer-tron."
The Super Robot fires the Lazer-tron at the LM.
The LM crashes.
625:"Nice work Sparky."
Zim99:"Now on to the villains hide out."

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

*they came back Chard

Shadow man: GRRRRRRRRRR YOU FAIL! *then he blast them and they were kiled*

Dark Alex II: They are week How about Emporle GURM!

Shadow Man: Good Ideal GURM HEAD TO THE ROBOT AND DRESTORY IT ANYWAY YOU CAN

GURM: Ok Shadow man

*then the ship head towards the Robot

Gurm: Morgan send Devestaion and his Robot to Intersect the Robot

Morgana: Right

* then Devestation Robot Block the Super Robot Pat

Devestation: I am Devestation and My Powerful Move is Furry Curcale and I will Destory you

*Super Robot

CBG: GREAT It Devestation and I know how the SPD Deffeted him when he use his Furry Curcale you must to use your Strights and Courage to Overcome it

Chiro: Ok Team let take one form the SPD Play Book

Super Monkey Hyper Force Go: Right

[Zim999]

Our heros use all their Strights and Courage & sure enough Gurm is beaten.
Zim999:"If this is the best they can send, they must be begging to be beaten."
The Robot moves on.
Back at the villain's base....
Plankton:"We just lost Gurm."
Shadow Man:"Oh well he was from a show that killed Toon Disney."
Shadowy Figure:"Don't worry everyone, I have a plan that will stop the Alien, his robot, that writer, those fat men, those Experiments, the boy & his monkeys. Not to metion everyone you ever fought."
Shadow Man:"Let's hope."

Pick up here.

[josh6243]

Shadowy Figure: The plan is to send in our toughest minions yet, the Reaction Team Devestation Force, to distract them and it consists of Crimson Murderer, Gray Defender, and Aquamarine Lasso. Crimson Murderer uses his fists and a whip that can do many other things than whipping the enemy. Gray Defender uses a shield and his trusty bazooka to defeat enemies. Aquamarine Lasso uses a blue-bladed sword to slice his enemies into pieces

[JusSonic]

(We return to the hotel as the 3 heroes of the Harry Potter series-Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger-arrives. BTW, this comes after Book 6 "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince".)

Hermione: Harry, you sure we should be here? I mean, we should be out finding those Holoruxes.

Ron: Oh come on, Hermione. Even we deserved a break or two. Besides, once what-her-name finished Book 7 of Harry's series, we should be back to action.

Harry: It's J.K. Rowling. And besides a break, I heard rumors that Voldemort and his Death Eaters are here. We got to see what they're up to and if they can be stopped.

Ron: Bloody h***.

Loud: HIYA! WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF HISTERIA!

Ron: Ouch, bloody h*** again! He yells too much!

Hermione: Get over it, Ron.

Harry: Hi, we're here for a stay during this...party thing.

Loud: RIGHT. HERE'S YOUR KEY, SIR. ENJOY THE PARTY.

(Loud gave the key to the Harry Potter cast. They leave for their room. Unknown to the three of them, however, two familiar enemies are spying on them.)

Wormtail: It seems Potter and his friends are here, Severus. We should destroyed them less they interfered with the Dark Lord's plans.

Severus Snape: Oh shut up, Wormtail. The Dark Lord wishes to destroy Harry himself. We shall inform Voldemort however. Do you know where he is?

Wormtail: I don't know but word has it, he is with those other villains.

Snape: (sighs) At times like this, it makes me wonder why Warner Bros. even delayed the fifth and sixth movies. Let's go.

[Movie-Brat]

Back at the villain's base, Dr. Doom arrives there with Aelita and the other villains cringe in fear

Dr. Doom: Surprise, I' am here to take over

Shadow Man: Oh boy

Dr. Doom: Doom, has come at last.

[Zim999]

Shadow Man:"Sorry Dr. Dummy you can't take over cause I was here first."
Shadow Man blasts Dr. Doom to dust killing him for good never to apper in the rest of the fic.
Shadow Man:"Now on to our master plan."
Villains:"Yes sir!!!!!"

Pick up here.
Sorry MB I don't want Dr. Doom in this fic.

[JusSonic]

(We cut to Danny and Juniper getting ready for the next match.)

Juniper: Man, my fight with Wooldoor is going to be interesting.

Danny: Yeah, but you could win, right? After all, you won more than your match.

(Juniper smirked and kisses Danny on the cheek.)

Juniper: Well, I am going to watch to see if Ryu or Liu Kang will win. They are tough fighters from what I heard.

Danny: I heard that is going to be more tournaments later.

Juniper: Hey, nothing better for me, right?

Danny: Right on, babe.

Juniper: Ooh, I loved it when you called me that.

(Danny and Juniper embraced and kissed each other passionately. We now cut to the CDM table.)

Nick: Hi folks! Time for our next fight! Ryu of Street Fighter vs. Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat!

Johnny: This fight will answered the question of which fighting series is supreme. Ryu may have come first but Liu Kang came second. Wait, does that make sense?

Nick: Eh, who cares? Let's go to ringside for our next match.

(Cut to the ring where Ryu and Liu Kang get ready to square off.)

Mills: You know the rules. I want a good clean fight. And I don't want anyone to call down any Fatalities, Babalities, Friendships, or any other crap from those games. Got it? (pause) Good. Let's Get It On!

[Dragon79]

Nick; HE we go! Ryu and Liu Kang went into a Fist fight and Liu Kang did a Fireball but Ryu dodge it and went into a Hurrican Kick and Kang Fell but back up

Johnny: Liu Did a Flying Kick and a Bickile Kick and Kicking Ryu allday and he was down but back up.

Nick: Now they going for there Finshing move

Ryu: HADOKENT!

Liu Kang: FIREBALL

*then the attack hit eatch other and there were knock down and smokes came and covering the 6 Side Wrestling Ring*

Johnny: Hay we can't see who won?

*in the smoke Liu Kang was geting up but Petey Williams came in and did the Canadiana Destoryer (Flipping Plideriver) on Liu Kang and he was out cold then Williams Went out of the ring and Ryu geting up and the smoke clears

Mils: *See Ryu up and Kang was out cold* "Winnner Ryu!

Nick: Well Ryu win

*Ryu was shock and confuse

Kang geting up

Kang: Hay Someone Attack ME in the smoke

Nick: Who?

Johnny: Welll we will find out who attack Liu Kang in the smoke

[JusSonic]

(We now cut to the culprit, Petey Williams, who is getting pay by Snape and Wormtail.)

Petey: Hey, thanks for paying me the cash.

Snape: Personally, we should thank you, Muggle. The Dark Lord have plans that involved the Ryu character and he intends on making sure that he win both tournaments, no matter what.

Wormtail: Now forget that this happens.

(Wormtail did a Memory Charm on Petey, making him forget his deal with the two wizards. Snape and Wormtail leaves.)

Pete: Huh? What happened? (notices the money) And where did I get the money from?

(Cut to the H! cast)

Mike: So who did it anyway?

Father Time: Don't know. Hopefully it doesn't effect Cartoon Survivor and the tournament.

Chit: Interesting. Now if you don't mind, the hosts needed me as a merchant for the tribes of CS.

Miss Info: Now you are only interested because you wanted the money.

Chit: Like you could prove anything, baby!

Smartypants: She's my baby and I thank you not to hit on her.

Chit: Geez, some people.

(Cut to the KH table. Riku is reading the new chapter of "Anime Hearts".)

Riku: Okay, who's Tetsuo who is parodying me and why should I care?

Kairi: Remember "Akira"?

Riku: Don't know. Never saw it.

Sora: You were just too lazy, I supposed.

Donald: Well, I hope Goofy isn't lazy enough so he could get voted out. At least in that Kingdom N...

Sora: (covering Donald's mouth) Sssh! Zim999 doesn't want to hear word of the famous series JusSonic has made. It will upset him.

Donald: Aw phooey.

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot, our heros are still looking for the villain's base.
CBG:"Have you guys noticed they are way toooooo many Kingdom Hearts Parodys?"
Zim:"Right on, the one I was in, ruined the game for me. WHY WAS I THE BAD GUY?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT COCO????? WHY NOT NIGHTMARE BITTERS????? WHY NOT SOMEONE WHO SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN DRAWEN??????!!!!!!!!!!"
Jay:"But you were alive at the end."
Zim:"I KNOW BUT I WISH THEY WOULD DROP THE TOPIC THAT GAZ IS AN IRKEN, SHE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
CBG:"And the new parodys are the worst, they gave one to Snoopy, one to Ash, one to Terra, your in one but it's not done. And Star Wars parodys have been done way tooooooooo many times."
Zim:"DON'T START WITH THAT!!!!!!"
Zim999:"Don't worry man I changed your part in Cartoon NetWars insted of Kit Fisto your now Bail Organa."
Zim:"Ah the guy who looks after Leia, thank you."
Zim999:"Your welcome."
The Super Robot moves on.

(pick up here)
(Sorry JS I don't like fics where Zim gets killed.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the tournament)

Johnny: And now it's time for my bloody last fight of Round 1! Wolverine vs. Freddy Krueger!

Nick: This is going to be one of the bloodiest fights ever! Why? Well, since these two don't go by the rules, we decided to make this match...a blood match!

Johnny: Near the rings are blood gauges. Each time a fighter loses blood, the gauge gets filled. Whoever blood gauge gets filled first, loses.

Nick: There is one for each fighter and we are sure to see some major blood loss tonight!

(Cut to the ring.)

Mills: You know the rules, because there isn't any! This fight is over when you lose too much blood.

Freddy Krueger: (laughing evilly) This is too perfect! I shall win this and shred that Ryu mortal into the next dimension!

Wolverine: Sez you, bub.

Mills: Let's Get It On!

[Movie-Brat]

Eddy: My money's on Freddy

Odd: Mine is on Wolverine

(The fight starts and Freddy turns invisible (A/N: Freddy did turn invisible before) and Wolverine couldn't even see him)

Wolverine: What the?

(Then Wolverine gets punched everywhere by Freddy, then Wolverine tries to slash him with his claws but couldn't)

Freddy: What's the matter? Need glasses? (Laughs)

Eddy: YES!

Odd: Oh boy!

[JusSonic]

Wolverine: Sorry bub. You may be invisible but I can still smell ya.

(Wolverine sniffs the air then found Freddy. Then he slashes wildly causing blood to come out from nowhere filling Freddy's blood gauge up.)

Freddy: S***t!

Johnny: (V.O. ) Freddy has been found! Wolverine just turned the tables of this fight.

(Freddy reappeared)

Freddy: Okay, tough guy. You want to fight? Let's fight!

(Freddy laughs evilly and attacks. The two fighters at each other's throats like crazy. The blood gauges rise up mad.)

Nick: (V.O.) Look at those gauges! We may be witnesssing history here!

(Freddy then kicks Wolverine down hard.)

Freddy: How's that, b***h?

(Wolverine got up and roars angrily. He went into Berzerker Rage and attacks like an animal. Freddy is shocked and didn't have time to dodged more of Wolverine's deadly blows. Soon, Freddy's blood gauge gets faster and faster until...the whole thing is filled! The bell ring as Freddy fell to the floor.)

Mills: Blood match is over! And the winner is Wolverine!

Odd: All right!

Eddy: Oh s**t!

Wolverine: See you on the flip side, bub.

(Cut back to the CDM table.)

Nick: Man, that's one heck of a fight.

Johnny: And with that said, Round 1 is over. But the tournament isn't folks. In Round 2, Juniper Lee fights against Wooldoor Sockbat and Ryu duels it out with Wolverine.

Nick: But first...a break!

[Movie-Brat]

Odd: Pay up

Eddy: (Bawls) It's not fair!

Freddy: (Punches Eddy) You can say that again (Walks away)

Odd and Ulrich: (High-Fives) YES!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile the villain's hideout....
The Villains have been watching the fights on a screen.
Shadow Man:"Enjoy your fights now, pretty soon you'll have to fight us & we'll win."
Stewie:"You better hope we win."
Shadow Man:"Don't worry this time there's no slime to stop us."
Plankton:"What if that giant robot smashies in here & crushies us like weak ants with it's big feet?"
Shadow Man:"They wouldn't be able to find us in a 1000 years, we're in a place they would never look."
All the villains bursted out laughing.
Meanwhile in the Super Robot...
Zim:"It's been 12 hours, we don't even know where the villains base is."
Zim999:"Don't worry we'll find those gallots."
CBG:"I can't wait to stick my light saber up Shadow Man's nose."
Jay:"Right on."

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the hotel.)

Father Time: Okay, get ready for the halftime show.

Lydia: I hope that this halftime show isn't mean and bad for our viewers.

Sammy: Oh, you're being paranoid, Lyds.

R6: Don't called her Lyds! I'd hurt you!

Sammy: Oy vey.

(Sammy runs away with R6 going after him with an axe.)

Lydia: Well, that works.

(Cut to the Muppets table.)

Dr. Teeth: You know, I heard this next act is dynamite.

Crazy Harry: Did someone say dynamite?!

Muppets: NO!

(Crazy Harry pulls the plunger down on his dynamite thing anything, causing something to exploded.

Kermit: Will you stopped that, Crazy Harry?!

Fozzie: How can he? He is like that, just as you are green.

Gonzo: And because I am just blue...

Statler: Well, that's all the colors of the dumb weirdo.

Hecklers: (laughing)

Miss Piggy: Oh, I loved great performances! Don't you, Kermie?

Floyd: Well, what do you expected? Now be quiet and quit hogging the food!

Piggy: What?! HI-----AY!

(Piggy karate chops Floyd down to the ground.)

Waldorf: Well, that must hurt.

Statler: His career!

Hecklers: (laughing)

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the dungeon under Cartoon Network studios....
All the massive CC villians expect for Mojo, Fuzzy, Him & the Gangreen Gang are in cells, the Fox Box are also in cells from the other version of CCC4. (you know who I mean.)
Mandark & Wanye are talking with Shadom Man though a TV in cell 1.
Mandark:"OK, Shadow Man, me & my pals are in, only if the good Dexter is there, I HATE the new Dexter."
Shadow Man:"Dosen't the whole planet."
Wanye:"So are me & my boys."
Shadow Man:"Very well we'll break you guys out after we leave our base."
Mandark:"See you then."
Back at the hotel....
The Osworth brothers & Dee Dee at their table with Christine Cavanugh expect she's in the from of Bunnie Rabbot from the other version of CCC4. Dexter is looking happy at her.
Dexter:"It's great to have you back Christine."
Christine:"I feel the same way with you Dexter."
TS Otto:"You know I'm glad you destroyed your third season."
Dexter:"Indeed, the last episode from now on is Ego Trip."
Sherman:"What if someone liked those episodes?"
Dexter:"Who could like that that trash? A bunch of camels could do better art."
Christine:"He's right."
Sherman:"Have you guys noticed, that their aren't any Nicktoon villains in the PowerPuff Girls comic book by BleedMan."
Dexter:"Yes, expect Zim, I'll glad Mandark was killed in it."
Otto:"I'm glad BM kinda agrees with the fact that we're brothers."
Dexter:"Right on."
Dexter & Christine kiss.

(As long as I'm in this fic can we use the good Dexter? Please?)
Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Nicktoons' table.)

Snap: Man, what is it with Dexter and his hatred towards me and Candi Milo?!

SpongeBob: I don't know. I guess because he isn't happy that his series was cancelled.

Jenny: Quiet! The music number is about to start!

(We now see Father Time coming on stage.)

Father Time: And now, reuniting despite death...the Beatles, singing one of their songs "Maxwell's Silver Hammer!"

(The audience applauds as Father Time leaves and the Beatles take the stage. They start up their instruments and begins to play "Maxwell's Silver Hammer." The lyrics are as followed...)

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead

Silver...hammmer...man!

(After done playing, the audience applauds once more as the Beatles waved to the crowd. Cut to Danny and Juniper.)

Danny: Oh yeah. Even after all these years, the Beatles kicked butt.

Juniper: Aren't they dead?

Danny: Histeria got a time machine.

Juniper: Oh yeah. Right. Well, better get ready for my next fight, Daniel.

Danny: Good luck.

Juniper: Hey, against Wooldoor? I think I will be fine.

(Danny kisses Juniper and then Juniper gets up and leaves.)

Danny: Man, what a babe.

(Of course, Sam overheard this and is ticked off even more.)

(Author's note: In case you were wondering, "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" is a Beatles song. I found it while I was at the Newground place. Take a look there when you can.)

[Movie-Brat]

Father Time: And now....... The Smashing Pumpkins!

(The audience appluads as Father Time leaves the stage again and the band The Smashing Pumpkins perform one of their songs "The End is the Beginning is the End" from the Batman & Robin soundtrack)

The sewers belch me up
The heavens spit me out
From ethers tragic I am born again
And now I'm with you now
Inside your world of wow
To move in desires made of deadly pretends
Till the end times begin

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange

Climb my ribcage to
The replays run for you
Unhook my lights to peek behind the flash
For I am crystal chrome
I am shatter dome
I am kremlin king of angels avenged
To destroy the end

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain

The zeppelins rain upon us
The guns of love disastrous
A shadow lies amongst you
To defy the future cast

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour, I hold secrets flame
You can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange
Strange

(The audience applauds again as The Smashing Pumpkins waves to the crowd)

[Zim999]

Meanwhile at Fox's studios in Zim's office, six heads in jars are on the desk, which are the heads Issisc Hanson, Taylor Hanson, Zac Hanson, Weird Al Yankovic, CarrotTop & Matt Groening.
Taylor:"Kinda cool Zim left us in charge while he's out."
Weird Al:"Right on."
Matt:"Fox has gotten better since King of the Hill, Family Guy & American Dad went off the air to make room for Futurama."
CarrotTop:"My show CarrotTop's AM Mayium was better then those three put together."
The 6 heads burts out laughing.
Just then Jhonen Vasquez's head came in.
Jhonen:"Guys I just got a message from Zim."
Zac:"What did he say?"
Jhonen:"He, Gir, his writer pal, his two advisors, 100 Experiments & the Monkey Team are on the move for the villain's base, they need out help."
Issisc:"What can we do? We're just heads in jars."
Jhonen:"True, gentlemen. But he wants us to bring his giant Bender robot."
Matt:"The robot that has the power to trasfrom into any Futurama robot?"
Jhonen:"The same."
All the heads:"Cool."
Useing rockets in their jars the 7 heads make it to the hanger where the Bender robot is. After straping themsleves in the giant Bender blasts off.

Pick up here.
(Thought I get some more help. And the reason Dexter hates Candi Milo is cause she ruined his show. He was happyer when the show ended after Ego Trip.)

[Movie-Brat]

Technically, Dexter should hate the new writers and the new animators of his show since they were the ones making the show downhill.

[Dragon79]

Alex II: Another music you want to here Plessee give it up for my old Friend DMX in X going to give it to you *DMX came out with a Mic*

[DMX]Arf arfYeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr)Uh, Yeah don't get it twistedThis rap ****, is mineMother****er, it's not, a ****ing, game**** what you heardIt's what you hearinIt's what you hearin (Listen)It's what you hearin (Listen)It's what you hearin (Listen)[Verse 1]X gon' give it to ya**** wait for you to get it on your ownX gon' deliver to yaKnock knock, open up the door, it's realWit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steelGo hard gettin busy wit itBut I got such a good heartI'll make a mother****er wonder if he did itDamn right and I'll do it againCuz I am right so I gots to winBreak bread wit the enemyBut no matter how many cats I break bread witI'll break who you sendin meYou mother****ers never wanted nothin, but your life saved*****, and that's on a light dayI'm gettin down, down like a nigga said FREEZE!But won't be the one endin up on his knees (woo)***** please, if the only thing you cats didwas came out to play - stay out my way[Chorus 2X: DMX]First we gonna ROCK, then we gonna ROLLThen we let it POP, GO LET IT GOX gon' give it to yaHe gon' give it to yaX gon' give it to yaHe gon' give it to ya[Verse 2]Ain't never gave nothin to meBut everytime I turn aroundCats got they hands out wantin something from meI ain't got it so you can't get itLets leave it at that cuz I ain't wit itHit it wit full strength, I'm a jail niggaSo I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpenYou against me, me against youWhatever, whenever - nigga, **** you gon' do?I'm a wolf in sheep's clothingOnly nigga that you know that can chillCome back and get the streets openI've been doing this for nineteen yearsNiggas wanna fight me? Fight these tearsI put in work and it's all for the kidsBut these cats done forgot what work is (UH-HUH!)They don't know who we beLookin! but they don't know who they see[Chorus][Verse 3]Aiyyo where my niggaz at?!I know I got them down in the gameGive 'em love and they give it backTalk too much for too longDon't give up you're too strong (What?!)Dub to the wow wow honeys (yeah!)Shoutout to niggaz that done itAnd it ain't even about the doughIt's about gettin down for what you stand for yo[Chorus]Alex II and Fifi were listen to DMX Sings

[Movie-Brat]

Movie-Brat: And now, another music performance, another favorite band of mine give it up for VELVET REVOLVER!

Audience: (Applauds and cheers)

Odd: (To Ulrich) I heard the song they're playing is from the Fantastic Four movie

(The band members of Velvet Revolver wave then they perform the song)

I am just a stranger
Might lead to just a little danger
Come child I'm gonna take ya
To a place inside of me thats aching
Always take ya to the limit
One fool hanging off a precipice
Come on it's the escalation
Come in feel the stimulation
I'm a man who's got his secrets
Keep it comin' yeah, keep it comin' yeah
I've beat the rest
Keep it comin' yeah, keep it comin' yeah

Yeah, now won't you, save me?
'Cause I have been through all the rest
Keep it comin', keep it comin' yeah

My mind has been a racing
Got somethin' inside of me that wakin'
Come girl come inside I know ya
There's a fire inside of ya thats growin'
Always took ya to the limit
One man falling off a precipice
Come on feel regeneration
Come in feel the elevation
I'm a man who's got his secrets
Keep it comin' yeah, keep it comin' yeah
I've beat the rest
Keep it comin' yeah, keep it comin' yeah

Yeah, now wont you, save me?
'Cause I have been through all the rest
Keep it comin', keep it comin'

I've gotta find a way, gotta find a way
Time is running late
I've gotta find a way, gotta find a way
I think my souls at stake
I've gotta find a way, gotta find a way

(Solo)

Keep it comin', keep it comin' yeah
Keep it comin', keep it comin' yeah

Yeah, now wont you, save me?
'Cause I have been through all the rest
Keep it comin' yeah, now keep it comin'

Yeah, now wont you, save me?
'Cause I have been through all the rest
Keep it comin' now, just keep it comin'

Yeah, now wont you, save me
'Cause I have been through all the rest
Keep it comin, Keep it comin' yeah

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the hecklers)

Statler: What's with the number of musical numbers?

Waldorf: Who knows, but if we're lucky, they will sing alot and the show will end.

(Hecklers laughs. Cut to Pepe (one of the Muppers) holding a microphone and is in the locker room.)

Pepe: Hola! This is Pepe and I am here to interview the fighters for Round 2 of the tournament. Okay, we'd start with Ms. Juniper Lee who has beaten her beau Danny to make it here. (Pepe goes up to Juniper who is getting ready) Hola! Ms. Juniper Lee, how are you preparing for your fight with Wooldoor Sockbat, okay?

Juniper: Oh, I'd just make it easy for him...before I wipe the mat with that little punk!

Pepe: Interesting, interesting. So tell us of your relationship with Danny Fenton, okay?

Juniper: Hey, do I pry into your love life?! Get lost!

Pepe: Okay, I can see where this is heading. I should know. I am sexy like this.

Juniper: I said get lost!

(Juniper kicks Pepe across the locker room, right into Wooldoor's locker as he is getting ready.)

Wooldoor: Hello!

Pepe: Okay?

[josh6243]

{cut to a hall room in the villains' hideout. The Shadowy Figure on a pedistal, while there is an audience watching him}

Shadowy Figure: I am the Shadowy Figure! Listen to me! Our time is now at hand. We now have we needed. We will reawaken the God of Ruin and control it. Using my new magic-powered weapon, it will become our messiah. This planet's government will no longer oppress us. We will establish a new world order, a new empire. {the audience cheers} Wow...

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the Super Robot.....
Zim:"Where could those morons be?!!!!!!! We been looking all day!!!!!!!"
Zim999:"I know, I running out of ideas here."
Chiro:"Don't worry we'll find them before this day is up."
Jay:"Let's hope."
Zim:"I hope the others are haveing better luck then we are."
Meanwhile in the giant robot Bender.....
The 7 heads weren't haveing much luck ether.
Matt:"This is going to be a looooooong day."
The other 6:"Right on."
Back at the hotel, Rocko, Heffer & Filbert & talking with the Lazlo cast.
Under the table Lazlo is holding Patsy's hand.
Rocko:"So cousins what's it like being the best new show on fridays?"
Lazlo:"It's great, we even outrack the show about cats."
Heffer:"Nick has gone down hill since Zim went off, but they can bring him back, they brought back Family Guy which was a waste of cash & their bring back Kim Posabble."
SlinkMan:"He's right on that."
Lumpus:"I miss that little alien."
Clam:"Alien."
Raj:"Nick may have lost the only good show they had in the 2000's for guys over 13, but Cartoon Network has something Nick will never have."
Filbert:"What's that?"
Raj:"Cartoon Orbit."
Gretchen:"My C-Toon isn't even out yet."
Patsy:"It will be one day."
Gretchen:"It better."
Edward:"Nick hasn't made any cool games ether."
Filbert:"Right on that new Nicktoons Unite isn't really cool."
Edward:"Futurama has a better game."
Nina:"At least Futurama is a show that only had one bad episode."

Pick up here.

[Movie-Brat]

Movie-Brat: Ok, before we can go to Round 2 of the tournament here is another musical performance by the popular band U2 however this song they're performing is deticated to my heroes the Lyoko Gang from Code Lyoko so give a big hand to U2 (Leaves the stage)

(The audience applauds as the band waves then they start performing the song)

You don't know how you took it
You just know what you got
Oh Lordy you've been stealing
From the theives and you got caught
In the headlights
Of a stretch car
You're a star

Dressing like your sister
Living like a tart
They don't know what you're doing
Babe, it must be art
You're a headache
In a suitcase
You're a star

Oh no, don't be shy
You don't have to go blind
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me

You don't know how you got here
You just know you want out
Believing in yourself
Almost as much as you doubt
You're a big smash
You wear it like a rash
Star

Oh no, don't be shy
There's a crowd to cry
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me

They want you to be Jesus
They'll go down on one knee
But they'll want their money back
If you're alive at thirty-three
And you're turning tricks
With your crucifix
You're a star

(Oh child)

Of course you're not shy
You don't have to deny love
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the hecklers)

Statler: Another musical number.

Waldorf: Well, look on the bright side. At least there isn't that much good talent.

(The hecklers laughed. We now cut to the front hall as the hosts brought in their latest evictee, Goofy.)

Goofy: Gosh, I still can't believed Stan voted me out.

Waitohooru: Well, at least you can still hang with the KH group.

Goofy: True.

JusSonic: Man, this Cartoon Survivor thing is tiring, but it's worth it. Speaking of which, Father Time, can you deliver a message for me?

Father Time: Sure, what is it?

(After telling him, Father Time heads up to the stage.)

Father Time: Okay, may I have your attention? It have come to attention of the hosts that some people are doing some Nick bashing. Please know that this party is about having fun and getting along, and the only enemies are the enemies themselves. So please refrain from any more Nick bashings. Thank you.

(Cut to the hosts.)

Waitohooru: You sure you want to do that? People have the right to their own opinion.

JusSonic: True, but I hated Nick bashing. I mean I liked Zim, sure, but enough is enough. Also, I am working on the sequel for the Nicktoons Unite game and my own AGU crossovers and bashings of the game is the last thing I want to hear now.

Movie-Brat: I see.

Author's note

To those reading this story, please don't sweat about any Nick bashings for Zim999, who hated the Network, wrote them. I am a Nicktoons fan. And please, refrain from any more Nick bashings.

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot, our heros saw what happened on the TV, they weren't too happy.
CGB:"Well there gose our fun."
Zim999:"Don't worry once we find the villains we'll take our anger out on them with light sabers, Chainsaws & hand grenads fulls of killer wasps."
Jay:"If we can find their base."
Zim:"We don't even know who Shadowy Figure is, this better not be one of those cartoons where we never see who the guy is & at the very end when we're about to see who he is, the show ends."
CBG:"Naw, it won't be like that, I hope the figure turns out to be someone we hate, like Judge Harm."
Zim999:"I hope so too."
Back at the villains base...
Shadowy Figure:"Fellow villains our plans are set, we have more villains to join us, nothing can stop us now."
They all burst out laughing.


Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

*Then Cast from Harvey Birdman Atorney at Law Came into the house of Histeria

Loud: Hello

Mentok the Mindtaker: Hello I am *Dramic Music* "MENTOK THE MINDTAKER! form Harvey Birdman Atorney at Law Show and We need a room key for all of us

Loud: Ok Here you go

Mentok: Thanks

*then they went to there seats

*Cut to Sonic Table*

Alex II: Hay Bunnie

Bunnie; yes Alex II

Alex II: I Just Read Isue 156 and Sonic Just found out about Anti-Antoine broke uo with you so he can marry Sally and posion her Farther but Sonic Just caught his Sceam and then Beat him up and send him back to his world and rescue the Real Antoine and he got you and Antoine back to gever

Sonic: Ture

Bunnie: Thanks Surger hog

*Then the Real Antoine and Bunnie Kiss*

*then Alex II went back to Fifi and kiss her*

Au Loud Kiss AU Fifi
AU Alex II Kiss AU Rouge
Anthors Kiss Rouge

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Care Bears' table.)

Champ: Man, this party gets interesting every day.

Cheer: Yes, my love. I got a question, though. Why are you blue like Grumpy?

Grumpy: And she doesn't mean in a sad way.

Champ: (shrugs) Blame it on whoever making our new Care Bears movies.

Tender Heart: I see.

(Meanwhile...)

Voice over intercom: And now! Round 2 of the tournament! We now go to Nick and Johnny!

(Cut to the CDM table)

Johnny: Welcome to our next round of the tournament! After a big first round 1, only four remained.

Nick: And those four are determined to become the last two. Our first match of this tournament is going to be interesting as Juniper Lee takes on Wooldoor Sockbat!

Johnny: Let's go to the ring!

(Cut to the ring itself)

Wooldoor: Hi guys! Hi Mills! Hi Juniper! It's great to be here again! Whee!

Juniper: (rolling her eyes) Oh brother. This is going to be short.

Mills: I want a good clean fight. And maybe a short one. Let's Get It On!

(Bell rings)

[Zim999]

Meanwhile at Fox Studios, we see Itchy & Scratchy dressed as chain gang owners froceing the white dog, Lester & Elisa, Don Broka, the real Skinner, the Shrife, the whipman & Judge Harm to draw new Futurama episodes.
Itchy:"We going to talk with the villains."
Scratchy:"Try to get out & the staplers will shoot you."
I&S go into a meeting room which has the villains of Fox.
Mr. Burns, Smithers, Sideshow Bob, Cecil, Snake, Fat Tony with his men Legs & Louie, Kang & Kodos from the Simpsons.
Mom & her boys Walt, Larry & Ignar, Donbot, Joey MousePad, Clamps, the Robot Santa, the Robot Devil, Lrrr, Professor Ogden Wernstrum, Roberto & Nixon's head from Futurama.
Itchy:"Good your all here, now on to our main topic."
Mr. Burns:"Which is?"
Scratchy:"The Desturcktion of Family Guy, American Dad & King of the Hill."
Kang:"Yes, that Roger is going to look nice over our fire place."
Kodos:"Indeed."
Itchy:"We know where Stewie is."
All the Fox villains:"Where?!!!!!!"
Scratchy:"He's with a gang other cartoon villains."
Mom:"Like who?"
Itchy:"Nicktoon villains, Dark Alex II, & a bunch of other guys."
Scratchy:"So keep you eyes open for villains that weren't made by Matt."
All the Fox villains:"Yes sirs!!!!"

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

Wooldoor: WEEEEE

Juniper *trying to Kick Wooldoor but he dodging her* "HAY STAY STILL!

Johnny: Juniper trying to hit Wooldoor but Wooldoor is dodding her and not doing anything this will become a Borning match

Mills: THIS IS GETING REDICKOUIS WOOLDOOR IF YOU DON"T FIGHT THEN I HAVE TO SEND SOME ONE TO KNOCK SOME SENCE OUT OF YOU

Wooldoor: WEEEEEE THIS IS FUN!

Nick: *Anime Sweetdrop* "Oy this is a borning fight

*then Smoke cover the Ring and arena then all of sudent Jeff Jarrett came out with a Getura then he tap Wooldoor Shoulders and Wooldoor turn around*

Wooldoor: Yes?

*then Jeff Hit Wooldoor with the Getura on his head and then lefft the ring

Jeff: It will be not a borning match so that what you get Wooldoor you Slap NUTS!

*then he head back to the table when the smoke clears Wooldoor was out cold and Juniper and Mills was confuse*

Mills: Well this is awkaward winner is Juniper Lee

Johnny: THis is the second time Smoke came to play and we can't see a thing who Knock out Wooldoor we will be right back for Woverine VS Ryu next

[Zim999]

Meanwhile the Super Robot is at a gas station filling up.
Zim999:"It's been a long day guys."
Zim:"You got that right."
Zim999:"Once the robot the is fulled up, we'll keep looking."
Otto:"Might take a while the robot is only a 1/10 full."
Zim999:"Oh well, to let you guys know again there are 100 Experiments & one that's still a pod with us."
625:"In your first post their were only 81 of us."
Zim999:"Yeah but I went to a site that showed there were 19 more which are Doubledip, Gotchu, Forehead, Hocker, Zawp, Clink, Mulch, Shredder, Jam, Nosox, Pix, Boomer, Manners, Mary, Huggo, Woody, Wrapper, Blowhard, & Derrik."
Sprx-77:"What so bad about double dipping chips?"
CBG:"It ruins dip."
Sprx-77:"That still dosen't seem like a world take over Experiment."
Zim999:"Doubledip is Experiment 002 he's from the Beta test Experiments."
Zim:"We better hope the robot fills up soon, the villains will be on the war path any seconed."

Pick up here.
Here's a link to show what the Experiments look like:
http://photobucket.com/albums/b90/_LandS2/

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the front hall just as the hosts are leaving to return to Cartoon Survivor.)

JusSonic: Man, I am glad that I don't stay here all the time.

Waitohooru: With the craziness, I can see why.

Voice: Hey, any chance I can get a key here?

(Someone came into the House of H! It's none other than Stewie's father, Peter Griffin, the fat dumb one other than Homer.)

Movie-Brat: Well, you can, but I don't think you should because there are plenty of Family Guy haters.

Peter: Yeah, Carroll O'Connor was lame in his role too.

JusSonic: Movie-Brat meant your show.

Peter: Eh whatever. Hey, did you see Stewie lately? After I dropped him at Justin Lawson's house, he seems to be...I dunno. Doing something?

JusSonic: Wait, you have seen the villains' hideout?

Peter: Nothing there but a garbage dump but that moron Justin Lawson is there.

Waitohooru: So...where's the villains' hideout?

Peter: Stewie said that it's inside the idiot's head. Said no one would think of looking for him there.

Movie-Brat: (nodding I see. (to the other hosts) Got Zim999's cell phone number? I have a feeling he should hear this.

(Cut to the villains' hideout, now known to be inside of Justin Lawson's head. They just found out what Peter has said.)

Stewie: D**n it all! I should have killed that fat idiot when I have the chance!

Jafar: It appears we will have to moved again.

Shadowy Figure: In that case, we shall have to moved quickly before Zim999 and his allies came. (pause) Man, I hate myself.

Vicky: Why is that?

Shadowy Figure: No, literally. I hate myself. For I am...(removes his cloak to be...Zim999?!) Zim666, Zim999's evil self! (Author's note: He isn't an actual author. Just someone i made up.)

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot our heros are talking to the heads in Jars though the video screen.
Zim999:"No luck for you guys ether?"
Taylor:"Not a trace."
Zim999:"Don't worry something will happen. (Just then his cell phone rings) Hello... oh Hi JusSonic, WHAT??!!!!!! YOU FOUND THE VILLAINS BASE?????!!!!!!! Justin Lawson's head???????!!!!!!!!!! Wow we would never think of looking there, thanks, call you guys later." (He hangs up)
CBG:"So the villian's base is in that rats head."
Zim:"Now all we have to do is find him."
The Super Robot takes off to find the rat who likes to ruin fanfics.

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

Back at House of Histeria

*Cast of Krypto the Superdog came into the house of Histeria*

Superman: Hi Krypto

Batman: Hi Ace

Flash: Hi guys

Krypto: Hi Superman

*then they began to talk

*then Cast of Ghost in the Shell SAC 2nd Gig came into the house of histeria

Alex II: *Kiss Fifi*

Fifi: *Kiss Alex II*

*Cut to WWE they are celebrating that Eric Bischoff is Fire and they are happy he is trash*

[Bad Asp]

(Cut to the Drawn Together table.)

Captain Hero: So, no more Nick bashing, huh? Man, this sucks...

Spanky: Well, since Wooldoor was never a Nicktoon, we can bash HIM, right?

(A badly beaten Wooldoor goes over to them, and cries his eyes out.)

Spanky: Oh man, this is easier than I thought.

Wooldoor(crying): WAAAAAAAA!!! SOMEONE BEAT ME!!!!!

(It's at this point that Foxxy becomes suspicious.)

Foxxy: Wait a minute... Foxxy done sense somethin' wrong here...

Toot: You're d*** right! They keep giving us smaller portions of food!

Foxxy: No, b***h! This just like when Spanky lost. Foxxy think someone be interferin' with the matches.

Clara: I knew it! It was those guys from Al-Qaeda! I just knew it!

Foxxy: It ain't them, princess! Foxxy think she know who done this...

(At this point, Foxxy goes over to Johnny and Mills.)

Johnny: Yes?

Foxxy: Is it okay if Foxxy examine the ring for a while? Foxxy think somethin' be going on here that she unsure about.

Mills: Well... I will allow it. Of course, I just had to say it. Go ahead.

(Foxxy pulls out her magnifying glass, and scans the ring.)

Foxxy(to herself): My laws a massey...

[JusSonic]

(We now see Justin digging his way into the House of H!, unaware that he got villains in his head.)

Justin: Almost there...man, I got some weird buzzing in my head. I don't know why...

(Cut to inside Justin's head and the villains' hideout.)

Gene: Oh, if only the idiot knew.

Voldemort: (to Zim666) So you're the Shadowy Figure, eh?

Zim666: Didn't we already establish that?!

Plankton: I don't get it. Where do you come from?

Zim666: I come from an alternative universe. I am Zim999's evil self.

Shelton: How evil?

Zim666: I despite Zim and Christine Cavanaugh, I preferred Candi Milo as the voice of Dexter, and I want to killed the characters of Futurama first chance I get.

LeChuck: Arrr! You are evil.

Zim666: Once we get inside, we shall begin the plan.

(We now cut to inside.)

Wormtail: I am worry. That Foxxy Love muggle is going to discover that we interfered with this fight and the Ryu vs. Liu Kang one.

Snape: Oh, shut up, Wormtail. I got word that the dark lord is coming right now with his allies. Until then, we got to make sure that Ryu wins the next fight.

Wormtail: And the Foxxy woman?

Snape: Let our new 'friend' take care of her.

(Cut to the ring as Mills approached.)

Mills: Hey, I hated to interrupted your mystery solving thing, but we got to get to the next match.

Foxxy: Oh come on!

Mills: You can search during the match, in case whoever interferes in the last match tried something.

Foxxy: Oh baby. You're so right.

(We now cut to the CDM table.)

Johnny: Well folks. We got to get the tournament going. The last match of Round 2 is Ryu vs. Wolverine.

Nick: It's like Marvel vs. Capcom all over again as the Street Fighter takes on the X-Man. Let's Go To The Ring.

(Cut to the ring as Mills gives the instructions to Ryu and Wolverine.)

Mills: I want a good clean fight. And the usual stuff as usual. Let's Get It On!

Peter: (V.O.) Oh yeah! Some one take it off!

Kyle: (V.O.) Shut up, dumba**!

[Zim999]

As for our heros they met up with the heads in jars in the giant Bender robot.
In the Super Robot, Finder (158) is hooked up to the robot's computer.
Sprx-77:"Are this is going to work Gibson?"
Gibson:"Possative, with 158 hooked up to the computer, we'll be able to find that jerk Justin anywhere on the planet."
Zim999:"Let's hope."
Just then Finder got the smell.
Gibson:"Good News he's found him, he's at...... THE HOUSE OF H!???????!!!!!!!!!!"
Zim:"Rats, we should have stayed."
Zim999:"Well we didn't know about the villain's base being in that flamer's brain."
Zim:"Your right."
The giant robots turn around & head back for the House of H!


Pick up here. (Don't worry I won't attack the villains yet.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the fight. Wolverine jumps at Ryu but the fighter dodges it.)

Ryu: Hadoken!

(Wolverine gets knocked down by the Hadoken attack. He got back up, jumps and kicks Ryu. Ryu Dragon Punches his opponent. The two went at it very fast.)

Johnny: (V.O.) Folks, this is turning into one h*** of a match.

Nick: (V.O.) Let's hope nothing happens like last time.

(Cut to Foxxy still scanning. Someone taps her on the shoulder.)

Foxxy: What? Can you see that I am bu...

(Suddenly the same old smoke appears and Foxxy is grabbed from behind.)

Mills: (V.O.) D**n! Not this again!

(Sounds of magic spells being used are heard. When the smoke clear, Wolverine is down for the count.)

Nick: (V.O.) OMG!

Johnny: (V.O.) Folks, it happened again! I have no idea!

(Cut to Snape and Wormtail, please with themselves.)

Snape: Oh, you Muggles have no idea.

(Cut back to the ring.)

Mills: Well, I guess. The winner is Ryu.

(Bell rings. Ryu is surprised that he won yet again. Cut back to the CDM table.)

Johnny: Geez, what the h*** is going on here?!

Nick: I dunno. Where's Foxxy? I thought she was supposed to be examining the ring.

(Everyone looked but Foxxy is MIA.)

Johnny: Well, until we figured what happened, I guess it's time to end Round 2. Up next is our next halftime number.

Nick: Then it's our Final Round with Juniper Lee vs. Ryu!

(Cut to somewhere in the hotel as a tied-up and gagged Foxxy is being thrown onto the bed.)

Voice: Sorry, Ms. Love, but my employer does not wished to be foiled, not now. Soon, it will all be over.

Author's note: BTW, Zim999 is not evil in this story nor is he responsible for anything that threatens the lives of anyone good. That is Zim666, an evil version of Zim999 from another universe. The way you can tell is that the 999s in Zim999's name is upside down, hence the 666s. Don't get the two confused, okay?

[JusSonic]

(We now cut to the Histerians, getting things ready for the next musical number.)

Father Time: Okay, stand by for the next halftime show! Stand by!

Toast: Dude, what's the use if it's going to be interrupted anyway?!

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!

Miss Info: I am pretty sure things will turned out all right, right Loud?

Loud: (blushing) Right, Miss Info.

Cho-Cho: Wonder why he is blushing?

Aka: Don't know and I don't wanna know.

[Zim999]

Cut to the Super Robot & the Bender robot still flying to the House of H!
Zim:"You know I wish we weren't so far from the House of H!"
Zim999:"Yeah, but this is building up the action for the big fight with the villains. This fight will be so massive it will make the fights in every other fanfic look like a picnic in the park."
CBG:"Let's hope."
The Robots continue to fly onward.

Pick up here.
(Another differince of me & Zim666 besides ours names, is that Zim666 has burning red eyes. OK?)

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the stage on the House of H! as Father Time introduces the next musical number.)

Father Time: Ladies and gentlemen, Garth Brooks.

(The audience applauds as Father Time leaves the stage, and country singer Garth Brooks takes it. He then performs one of hits "We Shall Be Free." A chorus joined in in some parts of the song.)

Garth Brooks: This ain't comin' from no prophet
Just an ordinary man
When I close my eyes I see
The way this world shall be
When we all walk hand in hand

When the last child cries for a crust of bread
When the last man dies for just words that he said
When there's shelter over the poorest head
We shall be free

When the last thing we notice is the color of skin
And the first thing we look for is the beauty within
When the skies and the oceans are clean again
Then we shall be free

We shall be free
We shall be free
Stand straight, walk proud
'Cause we shall be free
When we're free to love anyone we choose
When this world's big enough for all different views
When we all can worship from our own kind of pew
Then we shall be free
We shall be free

We shall be free
Have a little faith
Hold out
'Cause we shall be free

And when money talks for the very last time
And nobody walks a step behind
When there's only one race and that's mankind
Then we shall be free

We shall be free
We shall be free
Stand straight, walk proud, have a little faith, hold out
We shall be free

We shall be free
We shall be free
Stand straight, have a little faith

We shall be free

(The audience applauds once more once the song is over. Cut to the basement as Justin Lawson finally digs in.)

Justin: Finally! I am here! Now...wait, why the buzzing getting louder?

(Suddenly a flash appears and so did the villains.)

Zim666: Thanks for the transportation, sucker.

(Gene punched Justin and knocked him out.)

Jafar: Now shall we begin?

ZIm666: Yes, we shall.

[Movie-Brat]

Father Time: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Goo Goo Dolls! (Leaves the stage)

(The audiuence applauds as the Goo Goo Dolls come up on stage performing the song Lazy Eye from the Batman & Robin soundtrack)

The world spins round in secret lives
Everyone that needs to hide
Cheap parade of endless lies
Filters through this lazy eye

And I don't believe in signs
No I don't believe your lies

Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown

Lose yourself in no one's life
Trapped in all those empty lies
Words like fists that tear you down
Crash before they hit the ground

And I don't believe in signs
No I don't believe your lies

Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown

No I don't believe in signs
No I don't believe your lies
No I don't believe your lies

Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown

Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown

Breakdown

Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown
Caught in the breakdown...

[JusSonic]

(We now cut to Juniper training for her match against Ryu. She is kicking down some dummies while Danny watches.)

Juniper: Man, I got to trained hard if I wanted to take down Ryu.

Danny: I am confident that you will win, Juniper.

(Juniper stops to take a break. She drinks some bottle, then goes over and kisses Danny.)

Juniper: You sure about that?

Danny: Sure! I mean, you're the defender of the balance between monsters and humans for a reason. Anyone goes against you is going to regret it.

Juniper: Thanks. (kisses Danny again) Say, should we be doing this? Dating? I mean a lot of people prefers you with Sam and me with Marcus.

Danny: Eh, forget them.

(Danny and Juniper now lip-locked. We cut to Ryu doing his training.)

Ryu: I shall honored those who been in the ring before. Next time I fight, there will be no interference. This I vowed.

[Zim999]

Cut to the Super Robot & the Bender robot which are still flying to the House of H!.
In the Super Robot....
Zim:"You know guys I'm glad most of the writers in this fic agree that me & Gaz are a great couple."
Zim999:"Right on, I can take Zim & Tak Romances since your both Irkens."
Eveyone nodds.
Zim999:"But the ones with you & Dib are sick. Even though I never read one, I think their sick."
Zim:"Right on. The ones with me & Dib as friends I can take, but not as something else."
Zim999:"Indeed, the only girl I want to see Dib with is Gretchen the girl with braces, she's cute."
CBG:"Right on, I wish she was on more."
Zim999:"Me too."
The Robots move on.

Pick up here.
(I couldn't resest talking about my fav IZ couples)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the HA! people as they just got some news.)

Helga: Crikey! Phoebe has quit the game?! I can't believed it!

Arnold: I can. I guess the pressure got to her.

Helga: Yeah, yeah, football head. And we know who to thank for that.

Gerald: Oh come on, Helga. She wanted to see more of me and since I was voted out, she can't do that any more.

Arnold: Well then, shall we go see her?

Helga: After this big fight.

(Cut to Voldemort (who is sneaking around the hotel) speaking to Snape and Wormtail.)

Voldemort: The final round has arrived. Now, do not interfered in the match in any way. I wish for it to played out very well.

Snape: Yes, dark lord.

Wormtail: And Potter?

Voldemort: Remember to leave him to me.

(Cut to the CDM table.)

Johnny: Welcome fight fans to our final round of the tournament!

(The audience cheered)

Nick: After a big tournament, sort of, we are now down to two fighters, and one of those fighters will not only win this thing, but make it to the Tournament of Champions to fight the past champions of our past tournaments.

Johnny: Get ready, it's Juniper Lee vs. Ryu! Time to go to the ring where our Final Round has begun!

(Cut to the ring as Mills gives out the instructions to Juniper and Ryu.)

Mills: I want a good clean fight! And may the best fighter win. Let's Get It On!

(Bell rings)

[Zim999]

Cut to the Adult Swim table which has Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, Carl, Dr. Weird, Steve, Ignignot, Err, Emory, Oglethorpe, Oog, Rabbot, Drippy, Mothmonsterman, the brownie monsters, D.P., Skeeter, The Wisdom Cube, the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, Romulox, Happy Time Harry, Bingo the clown head, Travis, Major Shake, Randy, Brak, his parents, Zorak, Thunderclese, Brendon, Melissa, Jason, Coach McGuirk, Fry, Leela, Bender & a bunch of puppets from Robot Chicken.
Master Shake:"You know guys I'm glad they don't allow King of the Hill on Adult Swim."
Frylock:"Of course they wouldn't Shake that show is awful."
Ignignot:"One time on Fox, they took the 5:00 showing of the Simpsons off to make room for that trash, giving the Simpsons only one showing & Malcom two, the rattings crashed till it was fixed."
Err:"Right on, there hasn't been a new episode of Malcom in months."
Fry:"They must be ending it, live action shows aren't cool anymore."
Bender:"Right on."
Brak:"I heard the guy who draws pictures of us for ToyFare hates SeaLab 2021."
Brak's dad:"Who dosen't? Everyone hates that show."
Brendon:"You got that right, their DVDs aren't flying off the shelfs."
Jason:"The show dosen't even follow a story line."
Master Shake:"Right on, so I may die in an episode, but hey I'll be back in the next one alive & well."
They all burst out laughing.

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

*then Batula came in*

Conker: Hi Granddad

Batula: Hi grandson

Sally: Hello granddad

Batula: Hi Granddaughter

*then King Charles Roberts and Queen Sally Acorn AU world came into the house of histeria and they kiss eatch other

Alex II and Tikal From AU World Kiss eatch oter too

*
*then LFA Sucury Guards were guarding the ring for the fight making sure no one Interfears*

[JusSonic]

(Once the fight starts, Juniper charges and punches at Ryu. But the warrior kicks her away and blast her with a Hadoken. Getting back up, Juniper jumps but Ryu Dragon Punches her down.)

Juniper: Darn it!

(Ryu uses his flying kick attack to slam Juniper a few times.)

Danny: (V.O.) Come on, Juniper! You can do it! I'm rooting for you, babe!

(Upon hearing this, Juniper got more determined. When Ryu tries to pull his flying kick attack again, Juniper manages to grabbed Ryu by the foot and slams him to the floor.)

Juniper: You messed with the bulls, you get the horns!

(Before Ryu could do anything, Juniper punches and kicks Ryu like a mad girl. Ryu uses his Hadoken again but Juniper jumps to avoid it and kick Ryu down. Let's say, throughout the match, Juniper got the better of Ryu.)

Ryu: No! It can't be! How could I be losing?

Juniper: Simple. You messed with the wrong girl!

(With that, one punch from Juniper knocks Ryu down for the count. Mills goes over to check the damage. The ref nods.)

Mills: This fight is over! The winner and new tournament champion is Juniper Lee!

(The crowd cheers for her. Heck even Danny got into the ring and kissed Juniper deeply, who kisses right back. They don't even care that they're doing it in public. Though Sam is even more peeved at this. Cut back to the CDM table.)

Johnny: Wow. Well, you don't see stuff like that anymore.

Nick: But then again, who cares about stuff like that anymore?

Johnny: With that done, the tournament is over and Juniper Lee is our new tournament champion.

Nick: But it isn't over yet because coming around the corner, Juniper shall defend her title against past tournament champions in our own Tournament of Champions. It's coming up.

(Cut to the HA! gang waiting for the hosts to arrived with the quiter and new evictee, Phoebe. And soon they did.)

Helga: Phoebe, you quit the game! You should have known better!

Phoebe: Well, how would you liked it if you were in it again and Arnold was voted out?!

Helga: I thought we agreed not to talk about that.

Arnold: About what?

Helga: Shut up, football head!

Gerald: Hey Phoebe. Even though you didn't make it to the next eviction or so, I'm glad to see you.

(Phoebe smiles, then jumps at Gerald and kisses him.)

Arnold: Wow!

Helga: Oy. I hate to do that.

Arnold: Actually I think you did, a few times.

Helga: Again, shut up football head!

[Zim999]

Back with the giant Robots, our heros & the 7 heads in jars are talking though computer screens.
Jhonen:"Guys, I been senesing something bad ever since page 8 of this story."
Zim999:"Me too, something really evil."
CBG:"What's there to worry about? We have two giant robots, the 5 of us each with a light saber, 5 robot monkeys, the choosen one of the power primate, 7 heads in jars, 100 powerful Experiments & one very powerful one that's still a pod who has a taste for evil."
Jhonen:"What if that's not enough? We could use some more help."
Zim:"From who?"
Jhonen:"I don't know maybe this guy?"
Shows a picture to the others, but we can't see it.
Zim:"HIM?????!!!!!!!! But he can only come out once every 10000000 years."
Jhonen:"Yeah, but since I made him, he can come out any time he wants."
Zim:"OK, but we'll use him only if 627 fails."
Jhonen:"Right, you guys go ahead, the rest of us will find him."
Chrio:"Roger that."
The Bender robot takes off a different way, while the Super Robot keeps going to the House of H!

Pick up here.
(A/N: Only I know who the guy Jhonen wants is, so let me put him in when it looks like our hero's are going to lose.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Survivors evicted so far: Mega Man, Gerald, Goofy, and Phoebe.)

Mega Man: So you quit the game, Phoebe?

Gerald: Just to be with me I guess.

Goofy: Better than how I got voted out. I thought Stan and the others were my friends.

Phoebe: Well, it's just a game and you should be glad. You left before anything else went wrong.

Gerald: As always.

(Cut to a room where the fighters for the Tournament of Champions is training for said tournament.)

Goku: Man, it's great to be in this thing again.

Alex II: Yep. I will be anxious to fight you, Ms. Lee. You're the only woman champion in this so far.

Juniper: You're saying that because it's true.

Alex II: So is it true that you're together with Danny Phantom?

Juniper: (blushing) Offscreen yes. TV shows is another matter. (changing the subject) So, uh, who's fighting anyway?

Goku: You and I will fight, while Alex II will have his long-waited rematch with Majin Buu.

Alex II: Yep. Ever since the third H! crossover party, I have been itching to fight Buu again. And now it's coming soon.

(We see said fighter in the corner, seeing.)

Majin Buu: Buu wants to be well fed for fight with squirrel guy.

Juniper: (rolling eyes) Brother. You will take him.

Alex II: Maybe so, maybe no. We'd see.

[Dragon79]

The Cast of 7 Days came into house of Histeria

Lt. Parker: Well We here

Jack Stone: Great You bring us this agan parker you Jerk!

Lt. Parker: Hay you a Bigger Jerk

Loud: Hello and welecome to House of histeria

Lt. Parker: I am Lt. Parker and this are my Friends escept a Jerk name Stone and we need a room key

Loud: Here you go

Lt. Parker: Thanks

*then the Cast of Storker and Hoop*

Storker: Hello I am Storker and this is my Partner Hoop and we need a room key

Loud: Ok Here you go

Hoop: Wow this a great Party and we need to find those Villians

Storker: Dammit Hoop We Here to Make sure no one Interfears the Ring not go to find the Villians and we need to Find Foxy Love too so Stick to this case ok Hoop

Hoop: Ok Stroker

*Cut to Alex II Was traing while Fifi was watching him*

Fifi: SO what new Stragety you going to use

Alex II: well love going to use the Chris Masters Masterlock Teckneque on Majian Buu

Fifi: He so big how you going to get him in that Masterlock?

Alex II: I will find a way love

Fifi: well then kiss me

Alex II: Ok Love *then they kiss eatch other*

*
Razor: I have a anouncent sence they are playing Yugio well I add something Specal the winner when they Face Yugi, Jaden and Kiba will Face me the Yugio North American Champ who have this Title with me so the winner of this Dule Tornment will Face me and my Cousin will hold a Blayblade tornment after the Tornment of Chamipons so good day*

[Zim999]

Cut to the Craig McCracken table.
The PowerPuff Girls, Mojo, Fuzzy, Him & the Gangreen Gang are talking with Mac, Bloo, Wilt, Coco & Edwardo.
Blossem:"So what's it like being the new Craig show?"
Mac:"It's great, expect we have alot of bad episodes."
Fuzzy:"Like what?"
Bloo:"The one with Bendi, the one with that giant friend that hit me at the end, the one where Mr. Herrimain gose crazy over carrots & I eat bad food, the one where me & Mac try to save our friends get locked in a closet & the one I REALLY DON'T LIKE IS UNCLE POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!"
Him:"Yes, that friend was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too happy & that's enough to make a villain lose his lunch everyday."
Mojo:"Yes. And the villains on your show aren't like us."
Edwardo:"What do you mean?"
Ace:"The villains on your show are a dumb 11 year old."
Snake:"A fffffffffffffffffriend with a trunk that's looksssssssssss like it wasssssssssssss run over by a truck sssssssssssixteen timesssssssssssssss."
Arutro:"A guy who was put in jail for making bad deorderint."
Billy:"A friend that framed you guys for no reason."
They all look at Grubber.
Ace:"Do you have anything to say?"
Grubber:"PHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wilt:"Ah yes the bratty girl from the movie."
Mojo:"See, no one likes those villains."
Mac:"Their right guys."
Coco:"Coco."
Mac:"And Girl."
ButterCup:"Besides if any of those villains were ever killed who would bring them back?"
Wilt:"But the RoddyRuff Boys came back."
Him:"True, true, only cause people miss them, so I brought them back."
Mac:"He's right."
Bubbies:"Don't worry guys your show will get better."
Bloo:"Let's hope."

Pick up here. Sorry to anyone who liked those episodes of Foster's.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the MST3K cast)

Mike: Is it just me or are some of the characters are Nick haters?

Crow: Just you. People has their own opinions, Mike.

Tom Servo: Well, everyone agreed on one thing!

Mike/Crow: What?

Tom Servo: They all agreed that George W. Bush looked stupid in a hat!

(The three laughs.)

Mike: Which reminds me. When is he going to show up?

(Cut to the front door as the man in question, George W. Bush, arrives.)

Father Time: Ah, Mr. President. Good to see you here, I think.

George W. Bush: Well, despite having a country to run, I still can enjoyed myself at times.

Father Time: Don't worry. You will find no terrorist threat here.

George W.: It better not be any or I am giving them the death penalty...watching bad movies!

Father Time: (cringes) Figures.

[josh6243]

{Cut to where the villains are at. Zim666 is talking.}

Zim666: Now that we're inside the hotel, we shall sneak around quietly, use the Heartless to distract the partygoers, and get what we came for: To make the villains win at last! {The villains cheer.}

[JusSonic]

The Plot-Master: Wait a minute, we're going to use a plot used in various KH parodies? That is too cliche and I doubt no one would buy it!

Zim666: Silence, my apprentice! I have enough of your insubordience!

The Plot-Master: And will you stopped calling me your apprentice?

(A blast knocks the Plot-Master down.)

Zim666: Learn from that lesson next time. Now let's begin.

(As the villains begin their plot, we cut back to the CDM table in the hotel.)

Johnny: Hello folks! Get ready 'cause it's time for our Tournament of Champions!

Nick: Champions from past tournaments from past parties will fight to determined once and for all whose the best!

Johnny: This first fight is a rematch long coming. Many people recalled when Alex II found the first tournament of the crossover parties, but was later beaten by Majin Buu for the title.

Nick: Tonight, both of them are going at each other once again! Let's go to the ring as this Tournament of Champions begins!!!!

(Cut to the ring as Alex II and Majin Buu prepared to square off once more.)

Mills: Now I want a good cleaning fight. Alex II, no defusing. Buu, no crying if you don't have any food to eat! Let's Get It On!

(Bell rings)

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot.....
Antauri senesies something.
Antauri:"Did you guys feel that?"
Gibson:"Yeah, felt like a powerful darkness is helping the villains."
Chiro:"I bet it's the Heartless."
CBG:"Oh no, not another use of the Heartless like in all those Kingdom Hearts parodys, we don't even have a KeyBlade to beat them, just Light Sabers."
Zim999:"Ture, but we do have Stitch who is a Summon in Kingdom Hearts II, as long as he has his blasters."
Stitch pulls two blasters out from behind his back.
Stitch:"Id."
Zim999:"Plus we have 99 other Experiment to help us out & one that's still a Pod."
CBG:"I hope your right."
Zim999:"I hope so too."

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the fight.)

Johnny: (V.O.) And here we go! Majin Buu goes in with a few roundhouse punches!

Nick: (V.O.) Alex II responds by drilling right into Buu, so to speak.

Johnny: (V.O.) Now majin Buu is firing K-Blasts but Alex II counters them with his own attack!

Nick: (V.O.) Looks like the two are going for their Finishing Moves!

Alex II: Psychic Force!

(BOOM!)

Johnny: (V.O.) D**n! That is one big blast! Waiting for the smoke to clear.

Nick: (V.O.) Buu is on the ground unconsicous! This match is over!

Mills: Alex II is the winner!

(The audience applauds. Cut back to the CDM table.)

Johnny: Fight 1 is over but stay tuned because Fight 2 is coming soon. It's Goku vs. Juniper Lee.

[Movie-Brat]

Father Time: Before we go onto Round 2, give it up for Puff Daddy!

(Puff Daddy or otherwise now known as Diddy comes up on stage performing the song Come With Me from the Godzilla soundtrack which also features epplin guatarist Jimmy Page)

Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Huh, huh huh, yeah
Huh, huh huh, yeah
Huh, huh huh, yeah
Huh, huh huh, yeah, yeah

Hear my cries, hear my call
Lend me your ears, see my fall
See my errors, know my faults
Time halts, see my loss

Know I'm lacking, backtracking
Where I met you, pistol packing
Itchy finger, trigger happy
Try to trap me, bad rap

Wiretap me, backstab me
Break the faith, fall from grace
Tell me lies, time flies
Close your eyes, come with me

Come with me, yeah
Come with me
Huh huh, yeah

You said to trust you, you'd never hurt me
Now, I'm disgusted, since then adjusted
Certainly, you fooled me, ridiculed me
Left me hangin', now ****'s boomerangin'

Right back at ya, think long-ranged
Narrow minded, left me blinded
I co-signed it, **** backfired
Now I'm bouncin' back, I grinded

Not many would bear the pressure
You comprehend me, you musn't end me
You offend me, it's trauma
Feel the drama, come with me

Yeah, huh huh, heh
Come with me
Don't be afraid, yeah
Come with me

I close my eyes
And I see
You, standing there
I cry
Tears of sorrow
I die

Huh huh
Yeah

Front my enemies, front my foes
Damn these hoes, you steppin' on my toes
Back up off me, take your hands off me
Give me room to breathe

I'm not hearin' it, I'm not fearin' it
I'm up to my ears in it, bullsht
I'm destructive, some women find that
Seductive, some say it's lunacy

Word diddly, I've been movin' on
I ignore you, sorry if I bore you
I neglect you, don't mean to disrespect you
Can't you see

I love you dearly, and that's sincerely
But you annoy me, you can't avoid me
I'm here to stay forever
And ever and a day, that's never

I can't let you go, I can't forget it
Why you did it, I won't permit it
I won't acquit it, I wanna to fight you
I'll ****in' bite you, can't stand nobody like you

You can't run, you can't hide
No surprise, close your eyes
Come with me, yeah
Come with me

Come with me
Aaaah
Yeah I like this
Come on, come on

Come on, yeah
Turn me up
*****es, turn me up
Yeah, yeah yeah

Come on now, yeah
Hear my cries, hear my call
Lend me your ears
Huh huh

You ready now, come on, check this out
Hear my cries
Hear my call
Lend me your ears, huh

Oh yeah, that's right
Oh yeah, that's right

Hear my cries, hear my call
Lend me your ears, see my fall
See my errors, know my faults
Time halts, see my loss

Know I'm lacking, backtracking
Where I met you, pistol packing
Itchy finger, trigger happy
Try to trap me, bad rap

Wiretap me, backstab me
Break the faith, fall from grace
Tell me lies, time flies
Close your eyes, come with me

Come with me, come with me
Come with me, come with me
Come with me, come with me
Come with me, come with me

I'm a take you with me

I wanna to fight you, I'll ****in' bite you
Can't stand nobody like you,
You can't run, you can't hide
No surprise, close your eyes

Come with me!!!
I'm a take you with me

I'm here to stay forever
And ever and a day, that's never
Come with me

Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah

Huh huh, yeah
Huh huh, yeah
Come with me
(Godzilla roar)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the "Invaders" (Mega Man, Gerald, and Goofy) as they returned from Cartoon Survivor 5.)

Mega Man: Okay, so that didn't worked as we thought.

Goofy: Gosh. It's too bad we didn't get a chance to played again.

Gerald: I don't feel the same way. Phoebe would be nervous if I won and she isn't with me during her time at the hotel.

Mega Man: (rolling his eyes, if that's possible) You and Phoebe.

(Cut to the Teen Titans.)

Beast Boy: Dude, it sucks that our show isn't going to get renewed.

Cyborg: Aw, cheer up, Beast Boy. Kim Possible returned and I betcha once our fans get in enough petitions, we will fight another day.

Starfire: Yes, the Cartoon Network people would regret removing us if they failed.

Raven: Why would you say that? Wait, I know the answer. I will blasphemy them first chance I get.

Robin: Must we deal the attitude problem of yours?

Raven: And people considered you with me as you are with Starfire.

Robin/Starfire: (shocked) What?!

Beast Boy: Okay, too weird.

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot....
Chiro was in the same mood Beast Boy was in.
Chiro:"It's unfair guys, Teen Titans is a great show & those morons at CN are getting rid of it to maybe make room for Loonitics reruns."
Sprx-77:"Weren't they killed by Shadow Man after we blew up their robot?"
Chiro:"They were Sparks, but they might show the episodes they all ready made so many times the film might burn up."
Gibson:"Ouch."
Zim:"And what really ticks me off is that they get rid of the good shows & keep the show not many people like, and they bring back the shows no one likes."
Chiro:"Like who?"
Zim:"Family Guy & Scooby Doo are the only two I hate."
CBG:"Worst ideas EVER!!!!! That stupid dog still has the same plots a guy in a suit."
Zim:"Right on, 177502 people have signed a pentition to bring me back, even adults love me."
Zim999:"Right on, if they would just bring you back, the fans would stop Nick bashing for good even I will. I just want the last 13 episodes to get made."
Jay:"Dosen't the whole planet."
Zim999:"Well anyway save your energy for those brain dead baboons. Once we get to the House of H! we will thank Peter for telling us where the villains were then kill him."
Gir:"Why?"
Zim999:"Cause if we kill him they can't make any more episodes of Family Guy & the show will go off for good."
Everyone:"YAY!!!!!!!!!!"
The Robot moves on.

Pick up here.
(I really would give up Nick bashing if Zim was back)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the CDM people again.)

Johnny: Welcome back, folks! It's time for next match that will determined who will fight Alex II in the Final Round.

Nick: It's the great Saiyan Goku vs. the warrior girl Juniper Lee. It's boy vs. girl, man vs. woman, Earth vs. Planet Vegeta, it's 3 matches in one!

Johnny: Let's go to the ring as this fight begins!

(Cut to the ring as Goku and Juniper gets ready to fight. Danny is cheering for June from the sidelines.)

Mills: I wanna a good clean fight! Goku, no eating in the middle and June, take your anger on your opponent when necessary. Let's Get It On!

(The bell rings)

[Dragon79]

THen the Wise man came to the robot

Wise man: Zim, Zim999, Dib and Gaz there are new forces helping the villians and Zim your Dark Self Showen it self and he is more evil than you as Dark Zim he is back a Dark Gaz and Dark Dib and they are helping Zim666 to help the villians and you must defeted your dark selfs

Zim: How

Wise man: You must belved your selfs to overcome your dark selfs and made the Force Be with you *then he dissaperd*

*in the Villians Sercet Hideout somewere I can't tell you were they are*

*3 new beings join Zim666
Dark Zim: Hello Mortals I am Dark Zim

Shadow Man: you look like ZIm but More evil I Heard

Dark Dib: That right I am going to show my goody two shoes who is better and I glad that show cancle becasue it make my goody two shoes week!

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot....
Zim999:"Great, the old evil twin story."
CBG:"At first it was cool, but it's annoying."
Zim:"I hope those heads get that powerful imortal before time runs."
Zim999:"So do I."

Pick up here.
(A/N: Let's not add any more evil twins please?)

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the fight. Goku fires Ki-Blasts at him. Juniper jumps to dodges and then lands in some punches and kickes. Goku tries to block but fails to do so.)

Johnny: (V.O.) June appears to be the dominant fighter here.

Nick: (V.O.) And it looks like Goku plans to ends the fight early.

Goku: Kamehameha!

Nick: (V.O.) Goku fires his powerful attack, but Juniper...knocks it back at him?!

Johnny: (V.O.) Incredible but true! Goku is shocked as his own attack hits him head on and knocked him out of the ring! I think...

Mills: Ring Out! And the winner is Juniper Lee!

(The bell rings, ending the match. Juniper gives a victory sign. Outside the ring, Goku got up and looks sheepish.)

Goku: Well, what do you know?

(Cut to the CDM table.)

Johnny: And with that, Juniper advances to fight Alex II!

Nick: Only one of the fighters in the Final Round will become the best! It's coming up when it does.

[Zim999]

Meanwhile Dib & Gaz (who were never in the Super Robot) were at another table with Gretchen (the girl with braces). Gaz was sad cause Zim wasn't there.
Gaz:"He had to leave just when we got here."
Dib:"Don't worry he'll be back."
Gaz:"Yeah. I feel like something bad is going to happen."
Sure enough in the basement the villains have almost opened the gateway to the Heartless world.
Zim666:"It won't be long now."

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(We now see Alex II training for his big match against Juniper. Fifi watches as her husband blasts a few dummies.)

Alex II: This match is going to be the big one.

Fifi: Que. You are fighting the Tuan Xe Ze though.

Alex II: She's going to be my toughest opponent so I will do my best against her.

Fifi: I know you will, love.

(Alex II stops training enough to drink some water and to kissed Fifi. Cut to Juniper's training as she takes down some dummies as Danny watches.)

Danny: Man, you're hardcore!

Juniper: Yep, that's what I am. Hardcore.

Danny: I saw that Alex II is a tough one.

Juniper: No biggie. He may be a tough opponent but I can still do my best against him.

Danny: I know you will, love.

(Juniper stops training enough to drink some water and to kissed Danny.)

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the Super Robot....
Zim999:"Do you guys feel that?"
Everyone nodds.
Antauri:"The portal to the Heartless world is almost opened."
Zim:"We gotta get there & fast. Before we have to deal with everything evil knowen to mankind."
Zim999:"Don't worry we'll get there in time to fight them."
CBG:"And we won't stop till every last one of those rat faced buzzards have their brains beaten out."
Everyone:"Yeah!!!!!!!!"

Pick up here.
(Don't worry the're not there yet)

[JusSonic]

(We now cut to the Final Round of the Tournament of Champions. The room is jamming with excitment.)

Johnny: (V.O.) And now, it's time for the Final Round of the Tournament of Champions!

(We cut to the ring as the fight is getting ready.)

Johnny: (V.O.) In the red corner, the leader of the LFA, the all around kick a** fighter, Alexander Armington II! And in the blue corner, the star of "The Life and Times of Juniper Lee", a girl with a secret job, Juniper Lee!

(The fighters approached as Mills gets ready with the instructions.)

Mills: I already told the rules to you both, several times! I want a good clean fight! May the best fighter win. Let's Get It On!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the Basement the portal to the Heartless world has almost opened.
Shadow Man:"Yes almost opened."
Stewie:"And the one first to die will be that tub of lard for giving away our loction."
Plankton:"He's right, those heros might have found that flamer here & might be on their way."
Zim666:"Well, we'll be ready for them."
Dark Zim:"Right."
All the villains laugh.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Muppets watching the fight.)

Gonzo: Wow! That is so cool! How come we don't have stuff like that on the Muppet Show?!

Kermit: Too violent, Gonzo. You should know that.

Gonzo: But getting hurt like is so cool.

Statler: He should talked.

Walford: The only thing that hurts him severely are the reviews!

(The hecklers laugh.)
********
Author's note
Hey, Charles. Any chance you can get to the Alex II vs. Juniper Lee fight?

[Dragon79]

*then Alex II and Juniper were in the head lock and Alex II went for a Arm Drag*

Nick: Wow Alex II starting things off with a Arm Drag

Johny: But Juniper did a Fling kick to Alex II face but he was near the end.

Nick: Oh o He about to take his black Dragon gloves off and going for his Fire trick

Alex II: Ok TIme go Extream!

johny: Alex II and Juniper went Faster move for move and they keep kicking and hiting but no one seem knock eatch outher out

Nick: Right now they are Tired and we will see who will use the first move to put there oppent away and win this tornment

*then Juniper went for her Fast knock out punch but Alex II Dodget it and Grab Juniper and put her in the Masterlock*

Johny: Hay Alex II is using Crish Master move the Masterlock and see if he can get Juniper Past out and no one can't break the masterlock and if she Past out then that will count a Ko

*Alex II moving Juniper around trying to get her past out and Juniper is Sturging*
___
Ok Jussonic you can take over for now

[Movie-Brat]

(Then Juniper kicks Alex II in the croutch, grabs his arm and flips him)

Alex II: OW!

Nick: Whoa!

Johnny: That's a start, first time ever Alex II just got beaten by a girl!

[JusSonic]

(Alex II gets back up.)

Alex II: That's no fair, Mills! She hit me down there.

Mills: Sorry, didn't see it. If I didn't see it, I'd allowed it!

(Alex II growls and glares at June.)

Alex II: You'd pay for that!

June: Yeah, well, send it to my magic bill.

(Both fighters go at it like mad people. Alex II hits June with attacks, but June recovers and hits Alex II with a fury of punches and kickes.)

Johnny: (V.O.) Now this is a fight!

Nick: (V.O.) Folks, they fight so fast, we're only showing them being invisible!

(Alex II jumps back and fires a Kamehameha at June.)

Danny: (V.O.) Look out, June!

(June hears Danny and ducks in time. Alex II teleports and kicks June in the side.)

June: That's a cheap shot!

Alex II: Sorry, in this fight, anything goes.

June: If anything goes, then here I go!

(The two charges at each other, collided, and fell to the ground.)

Johnny: (V.O.) And they both go down hard!

Nick: (V.O.) Mills is beginning the countdown! Whoever stays up without falling, wins. If both stay up...well, you know.

Mills: 1....2....3...4....5...

(Alex II recovers and begins to get back up.)

Mills:...6...7...

(Alex II almost got up to his feet. June recovers and starts to get up too.)

Mills: 8...9...

(But before Alex II could get up fully, June quickly sweep kicks him, knocking him back on his butt. June got up by the time Mills said 10. The bell rings.)

Mills: (raising June's hand) And the winner is, Juniper Lee!

(The audience cheers at June's win.)

Johnny: (V.O.) What an ending! Sure, the ending was a ripoff of Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger but you can't doubt the power of June's kick!

(The audience continues cheering as June waves to the crowd. Danny got into the ring and hugs June. June smiles and kissed Danny, whose kissed back. Cut back to the CDM table.)

Nick: Okay, enough. As if the X-Files vs. MIB fight was 'too much to mentioned.'

Johnny: Folks, the Tournament of Champions is finally over. Juniper Lee, the only girl fighter in this tournament, has took home more than just the win.

Nick: But the party isn't over yet, folks! There may be another tournament coming soon so stick around!

[Movie-Brat]

Father Time: To celebrate the tournament, here's another musical performance by Velvet Revolver! With their song Set Me Free from the movie The Hulk! (Leaves the stage)

(As the audience applauds, the band Velvet Revolver comes up on stage and performs the song)

You operate and motivate on synthetic fuel
You're mother nature and an atom bomb
As long as you're kept full of pretty bodies
Your little secret will be safe with me

Around again
Insane again
It comes again
And sets me free

[Chorus:]
So set me free, set me free
'Cause I think you need my soul
Set me free, set me free

You're kept alive and polarized with one thing in mind
Metabolize everything that you see
But now and then or a little later
Now I'm gonna take you down with me

Around again
Insane again
She comes again
And sets me free

[Chorus x2]
So set me free, set me free
'Cause I think you need my soul
Set me free, set me free

[Bridge x2]
So take me down
Take me, down, down, down, down
Take me down, take me down

[Chorus x4]
So set me free, set me free
'Cause I think you need my soul
Set me free, set me free

My freedom!

That's a wrap!

[Zim999]

Back in the Super Robot our heros just saw the fight end on TV.
Zim999:"I knew June would win."
Chrio:"Us too."
Sprx-77:"You know guys, now that the fights ended, the villains could start their attack any seconed."
Antauri:"Spraks is right, once the Heartless portal is opened, the Heartless will swarm out like wasps on sugar."
Zim:"Well, we'll stop them no matter what they throw at us."
Back in the basement in the House of H!, the portal has almost opened, the Heartless' eyes are seen.

Pick up here.
(Guys, tomrrow I'm going to South Caralinea, I have a laptop, but I won't be online till 8 or 9 tomrrow night, so please don't start the villain attack till I get back please? I have a bunch of great ideas for it. Thank you.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to where Foxxy is being held. Whoever abducted her is nearby.)

Voice: Soon everything will happened. I have no idea what would happened, but it will.

(We finally see who the kidnapper is. It's...Dexter?!)

Dexter: (in the Candi Milo voice) Zim999 and his friends may have hated me, but let's see if they could get me respect once the Heartless destroyed you and that Christine Cavanaugh version of me, me from the same universe Zim666 is from!

(The Candi Milo voiced Dexter laughs evilly as Foxxy watches. We now cut to the Foster's people talking with the Powerpuff people.)

Mac: Say, I got a question.

Blossom: Go ahead.

Mac: Well, Dexter hates his Candi Milo voice, right?

Blossom: Yeah.

Mac: Does this mean he hates all Candi Milo voices? I mean Madam Foster and Coco are voiced by Candi Milo and June's friend Ophelia is voiced by Candi Milo too.

Madam Foster: Hey, Mac is right! How dare Dexter hates me!

Coco: (angrily) Coco, coco, coco, coco!

Wilt: Now you calmed down, Coco.

Blossom: I'm pretty sure that the only Candi Milo voices Dexter hates is the own who voices him afterwards and sometimes Snap.

Bubbles: Yeah, Snap is cute.

Buttercup: (rolling her eyes) Figures.

[Zim999]

The good Dexter, Otto & Sherman & Christine.
Dexter:"Madame Foster, Coco, I never had anything agenst Candi Milo voices on Cartoon Network, expect Prinssces."
Madame Foster:"Oh sorry."
Coco:"Coco."
Dexter:"And like I said before every episode made after Ego Trip is now a 10000 feet under my lab, worst episodes ever made."
Mojo:"He's right the art & writing was stupid."
Dexter:"And if anyone tries to take my sweet Christine away from me again I'll remove their faces."
Christine:"Watch your blood presser Dex."
Dexter:"Ok, you know guys if I ever see that Bullnerd or that drawing of him I'll switch their brains with toasrter ovens."
Otto:"Good one bro."
Sherman:"Right on."

Pick up here.
(I just off from a 16 hour car trip, Also JusSonic you gotta fix your post, the evil Dexter has a grude with me not Zim666.)

[josh6243]

{Cut to the Organization's table. Every member of
the Organization is there.}

Enigmatic Man: Our new problem is the Heartless.
Their collective power can beat ours, and now Zim666 has almost
opened the portal to the Heartless world. It's only a matter of
time before they end up being controlled by the villains.

Zexion: Does anyone have an idea to destroy the portal before
Heartless comes out of the portal?

Lexaeus: That won't be necessary. If Zim666 tries to fight us
with the Heartless, then we shall control Zim999 with his
memories.

Marluxia: What! That's a dumb idea! Remember the last time we
tried that. {Cut to a montage where Axel, Vexen, Riku Replica,
Larxene, and Marluxia are beaten up by the Sora from Kingdom
Hearts. Cut back to the Organization's table.} I suggest we use another plan and make sure that the plan we're using is original!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the Bender robot, the 7 heads in jars & talking with the AlMighty Tallest.
Red:"So us get this staught, every villain knowen to man kind has teamed up with an evil version of our fav writer & are planing to take over the House Of H!?"
Jhonen:"Right on."
Purple:"This going to be a long fic."
Jhonen:"Don't worry before we called you guys we picked one of the most beings in the univerise."
Red:"You mean you know?"
Zac:"Why are you saying you know."
Red:"We don't want to give away who this being is till we need him."
Zac:"Oh."
Purple:"We'll meet you guys at the House of H!."
Jhonen:"Good see you then."
The Tallest sign off, in the back of the robot's conntrol room, one large eye is seen.
Jhonen:"Save your powers my friend, you'll need them."

Pick up here.

[John Pannozzi]

SCENE: A classroom (the one from "Baloney and Friends")

Music: Baloney and Friends Theme

A teacher is teaching and all the kids are bored and sleepy. And then the Baloney doll comes to life and everyone is terrifed and runs away. The teacher screams "ba-gawk!" when Baloney comes to life.

SINGERS: Baloney is a stupid semi-dinosaur, he's not from our imagination, he's big, he's fat, he's real.

SCENE: A Street

Baloney walks up to World's Oldest Woman and W'sOW slaps him with her purse. Baloney smiles goofily even after being slapped.

Trumpet: (makes a sound that sounds like "yadda, yadda, yadda")

FADE OUT

FADE IN

Then :yakko:, :wakko:, & :dot: walk down the road.

The Warners notice Baloney, shiver shocked, and then huddle together

:yakko:: Oh no, it's that guy who stupid beyond infinity.

Baloney is a peeping tom and invades the Warners' privaty.

Baloney: So, you think I'm stupid beyond afinity.

:yakko:: You mean "infinity"

Baloney: I mean "afinity". "infinity" isn't a real word.

:yakko:: :eek:

:yakko: (huddled with :wakko: & :dot: ) : Okay, this guy is even more stupid than I remember.

The trio zips off.

[Zim999]

Just then a powerful lazer hits Baloney only leaving a pile of dust which then blows away.
We see it was the Super Robot that blasted it.
Sprx-77:"Nice shot kid."
Chrio:"Thanks now let's move on."
The Robot moves on.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(We cut to the hosts talking about the next immunity challenge. JusSonic seems distracted, however.)

Waitohooru: Okay, now we...(notices JusSonic is distracted) Hey, Jus? Anything wrong?

JusSonic: Yeah. (points to the Powerpuff table) I thought Bubbles was still in the game. What she's doing there?

Waitohooru: (looking) Oh, well that's her clone. The girls needed to be complete so the professor made a clone of her to keep them busy until the real Bubbles came back.

Movie-Brat: I see.

JusSonic: Fine. Now back with the challenge, I guess.

(Cut to the Nicktoons table.)

Mr. Blik: What is it with people getting on my nerves?! Our show is good as any other show out there!

Gordon: Some people has to be critics, I guess.

Waffles: I don't get it. My voice actor Kevin McDonald voiced Pleakley and that Purple Tallest guy, but Zim999 doesn't seem to like me.

Mr. Blik: Aw, who said he has to like every Kevin McDonald voice?

Waffles: Meanie!

(Cut to the hosts again.)

JusSonic: I remembered something. The new Big Game is coming up. I got to picked up Alex II, Spanky, and Zim999 when he gets here.

Waitohooru: And who will host while you're gone?

JusSonic: You two can do fine without me, right?

Movie-Brat: I guess so. So whose in the Big Game this year?

JusSonic: Whoever wins the new Big Game Poll I made back in January. So far, it looks like Eddy vs. Kevin would be in it.

Waitohooru: That is going to looked like a big one.

[John Pannozzi]

It turns out that Baloney faked his death.

And Slappy Squirrel puts dynamite down Zim999's pants.

Zim999:NOOO!!!

Zim: I'm sick of being force to follow your opinions, Zim999.

Zim999:Silence, slave (whips Zim)

Zim: Oww!!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the Super Robot...
Zim:"So the next game going to be Eddy vs. Kevin, hope it's as cool as the last one where I battled Dib."
Zim999:"It's going to be really big with clips from my fic Cartoon NetWars, which will show clips of Eddy's big parts in all 6 movies & Clone Wars & Kevin's only part where he gets killed by Buck Solo."
CBG:"Now that's something I can really sink my teeth into."
Jay:"Right on."
Zim999:"I'm glad that rat is jail right now wearing a collor that shocks him every time he says dorks."
They all burst out laughing.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the cast of "Justin Schmo" hanging out.)

Cartman: Man, it kicks a** since that d**k Justin Lawson isn't around.

Numbuh 5: Tell me about. Numbuh 5 is not happy that she has to kissed that bum.

Brandy: You thought you have it bad? Well, I have to pretend to liked him early on.

Pikachu: (Pokemon talk) Idiots like him are so easy to fool.

Yamcha: I agreed with whatever Pikachu just said. At least we have a good time.

Honey: Isn't Smithers with us?

SpongeBob: Nah! He and his pals are hunting down the villains! That is so fun! I wanna watch!

Cartman: Okay, get lost, dumba**!

SpongeBob: Okay!

[Zim999]

Back at Fox studios, Itchy & Scratchy are with the Fox villains again.
Itchy:"Scratchy & I have to leave for a bit."
Lrrr:"Why is that?"
Scratchy:"We're going to help the president fight the villains."
Donbot:"ANd how are you going to do that?"
Scratchy:"We will turn our selves into the Big Scratch."
Itchy:"And his partner Itchy the boy mousebot or mouse robot, which ever sounds cooler."
Clamps:"I like Boy MouseBot."
Itchy:"Until us, the heads or president get back you guys are in charge."
The Fox villains:"Yes sirs."
I&S leave the meeting room & go to the lab where they become versions of Big Guy & Rusty.
They blast off to help our heros.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Histerians getting ready for the New Year.)

Father Time: Well, does anyone know what they planned to resolve next year?

Aka: Who cares as long as we have fun?

Lucky Bob: Yes!

Loud: Man, I heard that some of the players in Cartoon Survivor 6 is after Charity. I'm worried for her.

Miss Info: Oh relax, darling. Charity will be alright. You just count on her.

Loud: Thanks.

(With a smile, Miss Info kisses him on the cheek and leaves. Loud blushes a very deep red color.)

Aka: Woo baby. You really liked her, do you?

Loud: What? Oh come on. You oughta blushed too if you get kissed by her!

Aka: Nah, I'm a girl.

Froggo: Loud, we aren't pointing fingers and all but I know you really liked her. Why don't you get close to her?

Loud: Are you kidding?! She's a grown-up and...I loved Charity!

Toast: Actually, that won't be the point. Remember when Numbuh 2 became a teen one time?

Loud: Yeah?

Pepper: Come on, let's see if we can't get Smartypants to help.

Loud: But he loves Ms. Info!

Aka: I'm sure this will be temporarily, I promised you. You enjoyed her, don't ya?

Loud: (sighs) More than anything.

Aka: Then come on! Let's do this!

Author's note: Before anyone asked, I am not being a pervert! I did some Loud/Miss Info fics before and I did fine! So no one starts now, m'kay?

[Zim999]

At the Cartoon Cartoon's table, the entrie gang is now there. (You know who I mean.)
C.C. Dexter:"You know guys expect for making Lazlo & Robot Chicken, this year hasn't been a good year for Cartoon Network."
Chicken:"You got that right airing shows like Tickle U & live action movies was the worst thing the network ever did next to have Scooby Doo become president."
Ed:"I'm glad me & Grim are in charge."
TS Otto:"Well there was a bright side we lost Oblongs that show was mean to poor people."
Sherman:"And I think we lost Sealab 2021."
C.C. Dexter:"Good rindices to that trash."
Christine:"I'm glad those new badly drawen episodes of your show are gone Dexxy."
Dexter smiles & kissies Christine.

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

*then the X's came to House of Histeria*

Mr. X: Were are the X'S and we need a Table and a Room to take a brake from Crime Fighting

Charity: Ok Here your key

Ms X: THanks

Turrey X: Now this is a Party

Sam X: Wow


*then Alex II came up to the secene*

Alex II: Well right now the Cleaners are Cleaning the Ring so the Next tornmet will be ready Friday Night so Let go to the List

Vegeta VS Bo-Bo-Bo

Jeff Jarrett VS Cristian Cage

Sonic The Hedgehog VS Quicksliver

Shadow The Hedeghog VS Abyss

Triple-H VS Sabu

Buster Bunny VS The Coach

The Boogyman VS Trunks

Mr. X VS James Bond

Chip Maplewood VS Fat Cat

Bobby Lashey VS Hulk

Big Show VS Godzilla

Kane VS The Thing

Undertaker VS Hadies

Eugean VS Ed

The Alphia Male Monty Brown VS Superman

Sting VS Batman

Alex II: Those are the Fighters will be particpating in the next tornment so see you tomorow night

*went to kiss Fifi*

[JusSonic]

(We now cut to the front hall as new guests came in.)

Loud: Hello. Welcome to...HOLY CRAP!

(We see why he said that: coming in are big and fat versions of the Powerpuff Girls, with a young fry cook with them. (Author's note: these characters are creations of Mike Media whom I met on deviantART. So please, no bashing).

Butterball: (The fat Buttercup parody) What? What are you looking at?

Loud: Well, for one thing, you guys. Who are you supposed to be?

Butterball: Darn it all! If I wasn't hungry, I'd squashed ya!

Fry Cook Axle: I'd handled this, Butterball. These are my girls, the fat and big versions of the ones you called Powerpuff Girls.

Loud: Oh yeah. I think JusSonic told us about them.

Blimp: (The fat Blossom parody) Yep. We got an intro that is a parody of the opening credits to the show we parodied. Sugar, Salt and Fat. These were old fashioned ingredients to start off a new fast food product.

Bloated: (the fat Bubbles) But a young fry cook accidentally added an extra ingredient to the recipe, Chemical X.

Butterball: Thus, the PowerPLUMP Girls were born, using our super eating powers, Blimp, Bloated, and Butterball, that's me, are ready to take a big bite out of a crime!!!

Loud: Uh, okay? I guess you guys can stay, but don't eat too much.

Fry Cook Axle: Relax. I'd keep them in line. Oh, key, please?

(Loud gave a room keey to Fry Cook Axle, making sure that none of the fat girls tries to eat it. Then the PowerPLUMP Girls, along with Fry Cook Axle, head on in.)

Loud: THAT WAS WEIRD!
********
Author's note

Like I said before, the characters I mentioned are parodies of the Powerpuff Girls. They are created by Mike Media whom I met on deviantART. Here's where to find the parodies: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26966536/
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26966719/
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/26966798/
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27011351/

Check them out, but please, no bashings. He's a pal of mine and I promised his characters won't get bashed.

[Movie-Brat]

Movie-Brat: Gather 'round! Gather 'round! Gather 'round! Post your bets for the fights people! If you do you get.........

Willy Wonka: A free Wonka Bar

Movie-Brat: Yup!

(Justin comes in and he was about to bet until Wonka stops him)

Willy Wonka: Hold it!

Justin: Huh?

Movie-Brat: Oh Vegeta!

(Once again Juston is thrown out of the House of H but this time thanks to Vegeta)

Justin: AH!

[Zim999]

Just when Justin tries to get up the Super Robot lands him & cruches him with it's Foot cruchers.
CBG:"You know I thought we never get here."
Jay:"Well we did."
Nova:"So now what do we do?"
Zim999:"We wait til the villains attack."
They all agree.
Otto:"But what if the villains see us, come on we're in a giant robot."
Zim999:"Easy we'll use Experiment 604-Houdini."
Gibson:"Of course his power is invisable."
Zim999:"Do your stuff kid."
The rabbit experiment blinks causeing the Super Robot & everything in it to become invisable.
Zim999:"Now let's wait."

Pick up here. (Make sure the villains don't know their there.)

[Dragon79]

Nick: Well Another tournament about to Start Vegeta VS Bo-Bo-Bo and this Fued Started when they were steam at each other



Johnny: Yep nick and this match will began



BGM: DBZ Them song and Vegeta Titatorn



Linda Garcela: From Satin City, California Weighing at 238 Pounds he is the Prince of Sayens Vegeta!



Crowd: YAAAAAA!



Vegeta came to the ring and wait for his Fighter



BGM: Bo-Bo Theam song and his Titatorn



Linda: From North Hollywood, California in the year 3000 Weighing at 239 Pounds He is the Oddball Bo-Bo!



Crowd: YA!



Then Bo-Bo Enter the ring



Nick: and They will be fighting for NWA-TNA-WWE-Japanese Cartoons-Cartoons Championship Belt



Johnny: True Let go to Mills Lanes



Mills: It will be Pin Falls, Submissions, Knock outs and Out of the ring so Let GET IT ON!



Nick: Wow They Began to Fight Fearese Vegeta Use his Galect Gun On Bo-Bo But Bo-Bo Dodging them and Using Needle Nose hairs and Vegeta Dodging them too



Johnny: and They Keep fighting and they about to go for there Specal Moves



Bo-Bo: Nose Hair Attack! (then all of the Nose hairs came out of his nose and head towards Vegeta)



Vegeta: Kamahamawave!



(then Attack Crash Through the Nose Hairs and Hit Bo-Bo into the wall he was out of the ring)



Mills: Winner Vegeta!



Nick: So it will be Vegeta Move to Round 2 Face the winner of Jeff Jarrett and Cristian Cage Next!



( The hit man got a call on his cell phone then he answer it while he driving)



Hit man: Yes?



Voce (on Cell phone): I need you to do a hit on the Heartless



Hit man: It will cost you $2000.000!



Voce: I will Pay you when you get the job done



Hit man: ok I am on my way



(Then He drove his car to the House of Histeria)

[Movie-Brat]

(Meanwhile, Dante and Randal of Clerks are hanging around the House of H)

Randal: Hey I got an idea, remember that "I Cup" joke?

Dante: Don't even think about it

Randal: What's the worse that can happen?

Dante: We got in trouble in the president remember?

Randal: So? I'm sure we won't be in trouble, I'm sure it'll just be some sucker (Dials on his cell phone)

Voice: (V.O.) Hello?

Randal: Yeah, I'm from USA Today and I called to ask you a question, can you spell "I CUP"

Voice: (V.O.) I don't get it

Randal: What's not to get? Just spell "I CUP"

Voice: (V.O.) I don't get it

Randal: Man, "I... C... U.... P" get it?!

(It turns out Randal was talking to Shadow Man in the villains hideout and he's sitting on a toliet talking on the phone)

Shadow Man: You-you do? (Presses a big red button)

Randal: Huh? Yeah sure whatever (Hangs out)

Dante: Please tell it wasn't the President

Randal: No

[JusSonic]

(We now see the Powerpuff Girls meeting their fat and big selves.)

Blossom: Oh good grief. Are you guys saying that you're fat and big parodies of us?

Blimp: Yeah, I guess that's the case.

Bubbles: (looking at Bloated) Eeew. No one would take me cute if I go out like that.

Bloated: Say, you should it sometimes. I'm hungry. Is there anything to eat?

Buttercup: Don't you think you got enough?

Butterball: Hey, if I wasn't hungry myself...

Blimp/Bloated: Zip it, Butterball!

Butterball: Man.

[JusSonic]

(We now see Father Time coming on stage.)

Father Time: Okay, folks, in time for the New Year. Which means one thing.

Statler: That we can all take a nap if you're taking a speech!

(Statler and Waldorf hecked.)

Father Time: Ignore them. It's time for a speech. (takes out a piece of paper and reads it) Thank you all and a Happy New Year.

Waldorf: That was the speech? It was dumb!

Statler: It was obvious!

Waldorf: It was ridiculous.

Statler: It was...short.

Waldorf/Statler: I love it!

(The hecklers laughed at this. Father Time looked please at himself.)

[JusSonic]

(The H! kids took Loud to the time machine Smartypants has stored away.)

Loud: Why are we coming to this thing? All it does was bring dead people to here for the party.

Aka: That ain't the only thing. It can also aged a person.

Lucky Bob: Yes now.

Froggo: This will give you the chance to spent time with Miss Info.

Loud: But...she still loves Smartypants! She would be confused if she sees me!

Cho-Cho: Don't worry. We'd talked to her about it. This is a all-goes party, after all.

Loud: But Charity...

Toast: Aw, we'd talked to her too. This shouldn't be for more than a few days. Come on, don't ya want to date the tour babe?

Loud: Well...(sighs) Okay, but not for too long, okay?

Aka: Good! Now get your heinie in there! We'd get things ready.

(Loud nodded and goes in. Aka closes the door...and locked it. She smirked evilly.)

Aka: Man, he fell for it. Right, Loud?

(Sure enough, a Loud came in but it isn't Loud. It's...Evil Loud!)

Evil Loud: Right. Using Loud's desires to our advantage worked well. They will all fell one by one. So say us, the evil Histerians!

(We now see that the Histerians we thought were Loud's friends were exactly the evil versions of the Histerians.)

Evil Lucky Bob: Yes now! Hiyo!

Evil Pepper: Come on, we got more evil stuff to do before Zim666's evil plan starts.

Evil Loud: And I will do my part while dating Miss Info, the one from my universe, behind Charity, my Charity's back.

Evil Aka: Don't you always?

[josh6243]

{Cut to the Cheat Commandos watching the Evil Histerians.}

Gunhaver: It looks like the villains have kidnapped the Good Histerians and replaced them with the Evil Histerians. So with the help of the Evil Histerians, the villains may now know about the happenings inside the hotel! {The other Cheat Commandos gasp in surprise.}

Silent Rip: But sir, what would happen if the villains know about the happenings inside the hotel?

Gunhaver: If the villains know about the happenings inside the hotel, they can plan a deadly attack that can exploit the weaknesses of the good guys! {The other Commandos gasp in surprise again.} Firebert, Ripberger, Silent Rip, {Firebert, Ripberger, and Silent Rip salute.} you three capture the evil versions of Lucky Bob, Toast, Froggo and interrogate them for information. After you three kidnap those evil versions of the Histerians, Flashfight, Fightgar, and I will disguise ourselves as Evil Froggo, Evil Lucky Bob, and Evil Toast, respectively, so that we can sabotage the villains' mission. Cheat Commandos... time to rock, rock on! {Cut to the Evil Histerians except for Evil Charity Bazaar and Evil Miss Information. A smoke bomb lands, explodes, and covers the room with a black fog that everyone in the room coughs on except for the Cheat Commandos. Firebert, Ripberger, and Silent Rip grabs Evil Lucky Bob, Evil Toast, and Evil Froggo, respectively, and pulls them out of the room. The black fog vanishes revealing Evil Cho-Cho, Evil Aka Pella, Evil Loud Kiddington, and Flashfight, Fightgar, and Gunhaver wearing costumes that resemble Evil Lucky Bob, Evil Toast, and Evil Froggo, respectively. Cut to Evil Lucky Bob, Evil Toast, and Evil Froggo hog-tied in three chairs. Silent Rip is starting to interview Evil Lucky Bob, Evil Toast, and Evil Froggo, while Firebert and Ripberger are starting to write Evil Lucky Bob, Evil Toast, and Evil Froggo's responses to Silent Rip's questions.}

Silent Rip: Tell us about the villains' plan or you three shall suffer the consequences!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the parking lot in the invisable Super Robot....
Antauri senies something again.
Antauri:"Did you guys feel that?"
Zim999:"Yeah, like more evil froms have come out."
Zim:"Let's hope the heads get here soon with that powerful being."
Gibson:"What so powerful that guy anyway & what's his name?"
Zim:"His name is Mortos Der Soul Stealer, he can do whatever he wants, with his powers he will be able to send those evil froms back to their world never to be seen again in case there's a squel."
Gibson:"Oh."
Chrio:"We still have to wait for the villains to attack."
Sprx-77:"It's a good thing the villains are toooooo stupid to know we're here & that Skeleton King isn't in link with them."
625:"Why's that?"
Nova:"One the only thing left of him is his head & two he's fused to a giant worm flying around the universe blowing up planets as we speck."
625:"Whoa."
Jay:"Let's hope he dosen't show up, there are toooooo many villains already."
Zim:"Right on."
Pick up here. (Sorry I had to redo this post every time I tried to fix it, it came out crazy, I think something is wrong with the site.)

[JusSonic]

(We cut to the Cheat Commandos trying to forced the truth out of Evil Froggo, Evil Lucky Bob, and Evil Toast. Suddenly spells hits Silent Rip, Firebert, and Ripberger.)

Evil Froggo: About time you arrived!

(Snape and Wormtail appears.)

Snape: It's good thing we got here. You Muggles were about to spoiled everything.

Evil Lucky Bob: Yes. Wer're idiots now!

Evil Toast: Shut up, dude!

Snape: Wormtail, let the idiots out. And in the meantime, we'd take of these fools and their imposter friends.

(Cut to the other Evil Histerians and the imposters.)

Evil Aka: Hey louda**!

Evil Loud: WHAT?

Evil Aka: Since when does Toast smells like pisacinto nuts?

Evil Loud: HE DOESN'T EAT ANY. THEY ARE FAKES!

Fightgar: Who told you that?!

Gunhaver: Shut up!

Evil Loud: TOO LATE! GET THEM!

(The Evil Histerians jumped the imposters before they do anything. Soon the disguises came off and the imposters were tied up.)

Evil Pepper: Man, you idiots are so stupid.

Evil Loud: TAKE THEM TO WHERE WE'RE HOLDING THE FOXXY CHICK. WE'D DEAL WITH THEM LATER!

(The struggling Cheat Commandos were taken by Evil Father Time and Evil Cho-Cho out of the room.)

[Dragon79]

Nick: Next match
BGM: My World
Don Wilson: From Nashville, Tennessee weighign at 290 Pounds he is the 7 Time NWA World Champion the King of the Mountans Jeff Jarrett!
*Then Jeff Came he swing his geturard down

BGM: Cristian Cage Theam song
Don: From Toronto, Ontario, Canada Weighing at 220 Pounds he is Captian Crisma he is Cristian Cage!
Cristian came down and the crowd chering
Nick: here we go
Mills: Pins Falls and Submissionas and Knock out so Let get it on!
Johnny: Cristian and Jeff in a tie up and hay Jeff went for a low blow and he geting a getuar
Nick: Cristian turing around but he got hit by Jeff with the Getuar and Cage is knock out!
Mills: Winner Jeff Jarrett!
Nick: So Jeff Will advance to Face Vegeta in the next round so up next Battle of the Fastes Sonic THe Hedgehog VS Quicksliver
*Cut to Alex II
Alex II(Tninking): Himm SOmething is not right here LFA have to be aleart on this
cut to the villians*
Dark Alex II: Great my Twin going to put his nose in our bussines Evil Histerians Head up Alex II going to try to put his nose into our plan so We need to Tie him up while inculding the Tiny Toons and Freedom Fighters with Sonic the Hedgehog So Send in the Dark Tiny Toons, Sonic The Hedgehog and Freedom Fighters to replace them and I will replace my good self as the commister of the SSBM tornments
Dark Fifi: Oui and we going to take there place ha
Dark Alex II: Oh Bring in Dark CHarles, Dark Sally in too we need to replase them

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the parking lot in the invisable Super Robot....
Antauri senies something again.
Antauri:"I senes more evil froms again."
CBG:"This better be the last of them."
Zim999:"Let's hope."
pick up here. Sorry if this comes out crazy.

[JusSonic]

(We now cut to Danny's room. Juniper is with him.)

Danny: Hey listen. Wanna dance?

Juniper: (smiling) Sure.

(Danny turns on the nearby stereo, which play some slow music. The two got up and they begin to dance.)

Juniper: Man, for someone who has trouble finding a date for his prom, you danced wonderfully.

Danny: You're doing fine yourself.

(The two continued dancing, eyes on each other.)

Juniper: (sighs) Listen, Danny, you want to know a secret?

Danny: I think I know that already.

Juniper: Not that, this. I loved you. You may be a Nicktoon but I still loved you.

Danny: I..I'm touched. The truth is...I loved you too. I don't care about that silly little grudge our networks has. I still loved you.

(The two looked at each other in that trance, lean forward and kissed each other. They reluctantly pulled back.)

Juniper: Man, this is so...cool!

Danny: I know!

(The two kissed again.)

[josh6243]

{Cut to Gunhaver in his prison cell in the villains' prison room.}

Gunhaver: Hey, it's cold in here! Can someone turn up the thermostat? {A minion of the villains arrives.}

A Minion of The Villains: A what?

Gunhaver: Y'know, a thermostat. The thing that makes things WARMER in here!

A Minion of The Villains: Oh, that thing. Well then, let's see you die of cold-related ailment! {The minion of the villains laughs as he walks away.}

Gunhaver: That creep. When I get my hands on him, I'll kill him in a brutal manner. {Another minion of the villains arrives. He is carrying two chilli dogs.}

Another Minion of The Villains: Here, have some of my lunch.

Gunhaver: Why should I take those things?

Another Minion of The Villains: Because if you refuse or ask questions, I'll just eat these spicy hot dogs in front of you and your starving body.

Gunhaver: Give them to me now! {The minion puts his hand gripping the two chilli dogs through the cell bars. Gunhaver takes the two chilli dogs and begins eating them.} So, have you been secretly feeding the other prisoners too?

Another Minion of The Villains: Last warning. No questions! But, here's a paper I found on the ground. By the way, I will check on you guys once every hour. {The minion of the villians puts his hand gripping the paper through the cell bars. Gunhaver takes the paper. The minion of the villains left after he took it.}

[JusSonic]

(The hosts returned with their new eviction: Tai Kamiya from Digimon.)

Tai: Man, it stinks that I am the next one out. And I trusted Lola!

JusSonic: Hey, it's a game, that's all. Now go over to meet your fellow Digimon players. (Tai nods, then leaves. JusSonic sighs.) Man, I wished I can start the Big Game right now.

Waitohooru: Not until the party is over and that won't be until Cartoon Survivor 5 is over.

Movie-Brat: For all it's worth, the Big Game may started in the summer or further.

JusSonic: Oy vey.

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in space on the Massive....
The Tallest are giving orders to the Invaders about what's going to happen.
Red:"Remember the Resisty is in link with these rat faced skunks."
Purple:"And their wanted dead or unalive."
Larb:"Why's that sirs?"
Purple:"They attacked the Massive remember?"
Larb:"Oh."
Red:"And by now they might have more members."
Tenn:"Like the Meekrobs, form the canned two parter."
Meanwhile at the House of H!, the Resisty is in a meeting.
Lard Nar:"The mintue we take over this place we get our planets back from the Irken scum."
Shloonktapooxis:"All right!!!!!!!!!"
Spleenk:"Yeah!!!!!!"
Zim666:"Keep your goggies on Vortian, we can't take over till the heartless portal is opened all the way."
Lard Nar:"Very well."

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

Nick: On to the next match
BGM: Sonic X Theam song
Linda: From Sation Square, Mobius weighing at 192 Pounds he is the Fastest Thing alive Sonic The HEDGEHOG!
Crowd: YAAAA SONIC, SONIC, SONIC
Johnny: Reasion why Sonic want Quicksliver becasue Quicksliver stole him move and it went up into a Arugement so that why we have this match
BGM: X-Men Them song
Linda: From New York City weighing at 204 pounds he is the son of Magneto QUICKSLIVER!
Crowd: YAAAAAAA
Nick: HERE WE GO
Mills: OK LET GET IT ON!
Johnny: Sonic and Quicksliver going Realy Fast hiting eatchother and Hay they going for the Sonic Tornado and Sonic Push Quicksliver out of the Ring
Nick: Sonic Wins
Mills: Winner Sonic The HEDGEHOG
Johnny: So Sonick will move to Round 2 to Face Shadow the Hedgehog or Abyss NEXT
*
Alex II and Fifi keep kissing
*
*Then the Cast of Captian Planted came into the house of histeria
Gi: Wow this is Histeria
Wheeler: Wow this is cool
Ma-TI: THis is fun
Linka: Wow this is out of this world
Kawame: were to sing in?
Loud (AKA Evil Loud in his good self fourm): Hello and Welcome to Histeria Crossover party you like a room key
Captain Planet: I am Captain Planet and these are the Panetears and yes we need a room key
Loud: Here you go
Gaia: Thanks
*they left*
Gaia: *Thnking* "Something is wrong here the eyes never lie that not the real loud that his evil of him self but I won't say anything later*
*Then The Eco-Villains from the same show came into Histeria and Loud see them and turn into his Evil Self for a short time
E. Loud: AH The Eco-Villains we been Especting you the Meeting is secrect I am going to give you a Map and Follow it it will show you the way
Looten Plunder: Thanks old chap
Zarm: And Evil Loud Gaia Know who you are but I can take care of her for you and I am going to give you and four of your Friends same powers like the Planeteers have so you can summon Captian Polusion to take care of Captian Planet
E. Loud: Ok Show it to us later right now got to get back to my from
Dr. Blight: Ok Darling we moving
Sly Sludge: Rignt
Verminous Skumm: I am going to turn the Hearos into Rats like me
Duke Nukem: I am going to blow up the Super Robot!
Hoggish Greedly: I am going to make Monky Stue out of the Monky Team
*then they left as E. Loud went back into his other from*

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the parking lot in the invisable Super Robot....
Our heros just saw what happened on the TV screen.
Nova:"So they want to blow our robot eh? let's smash their cars."
Bonnie:"Won't that give us away?"
Sprx-77:"It would look like a stampede did it."
The invisable robot destroys the eco-villains cars & stuff.
It then gose back to the spot where the flaten Justin is.
Zim999:"Now let's wait till the attack starts."

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the villains)

Vicky: So ugly, when do we attack?

Zim666: It's very simple. Very simple, not like that stupid ape Mojo Jojo.

Hades: Just say it already!

Zim666: We shall begin...when he comes.

David Hicks: What "he"?

Zim666: You'll see.

[Zim999]

Zim666:"The being that will soon join us is more powerful even then me & my dark partners, his name is Skeleton King."
Lard Nar:"Isn't his head fused to a giant worm as we speck?"
Zim666:"He is, once we take over, get rid the heros & those eight trator villains, break out the Cartoon Cartoon villans & Fox Box villains, he & his worm will show up & destroy the good guys."
Shadow Man:"Our foes won't know what it them."
Zim666:"But Skeleton King isn't the only one, once the portal to the Heartless world is opened all the way, we will free Ansem."
The villains laugh out load.

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(We cut to the Drawn Together people)

Wooldoor: Hey, anyone seen Foxxy?

Clara: Maybe she decided to do slave work like black people do.

Captain Hero: Always like this, eh Clara?

Clara: What?

Toot: She has been gone for somewhat a long time.

Ling-Ling: (Japanese) Maybe she decided to f*** someone.

Spanky: During an investiation? I can believed that.

Xandir: (reading the menu) Is there something to eat on the menu?

Spanky: Maybe you can get the GAY special!

Captain Hero: All right! Good one!

(Xandir looks annoyed while Captain Hero and Spanky hi-fived each other.)

[Dragon79]

(Then the Cast of Ben 10 came in to the house of histeria)

Loud: May I Help you?

Ben 10: I am Ben 10 and this is my sister and Father I can become any 10 heroes

Loud: Ok Here your Room Key

(Ben 10 took it)

Ben 10: Thanks

(They went to the room)

(Back to the IMPACT ARENA)

Nick: Welcome back to the Impact Arena and Our next match about to began so let go to the ring

BGM: Abyss Them song and Titatorn

David Bowley: From Washington, DC weighing at 425 Pounds with Manger James Mitchale He is the Monster Abyss!

(He did is Pose and Fire came out and he went to his ring with his manger)

Johnny: Well James Mitchale is Abyss Manger and probley this will be a Factor to Abyss win over Shadow and Shadow got to be careful and he don’t want to bring Amy out with him so she staying in Shadow room

BGM: Shadow Them Song and Titatorn

David: Form Sation Square, AU Earth Weighing at 183 Pounds he is the Utalment Life Form SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!

(Shadow came out to the Ring the crowd went wild)

Mills: Let get it on!


Nick: Abyss and Shadow in a lock up and Abyss Pick up Shadow and Throw him to ground and that got to hurt

Johnny: Hay Shadow pulling out a Chaos Emerald

Shadow: CHAOS SPEARS!


Nick: Oh my The Chaos Spears hiting Abyss and he is knock down but hay Abyss is getting back up

Johnny: Shadow going for another Chaos Spears but Farther James Mitchale trip Shadow with his cane and took the Chaos Emerald and Shadow is Talking Trash to Mitchale

Nick: Abyss Is getting up and He Singaling the Black Hole Slam and Shadow turn around and he walk into Abyss Black Hole slam and Abyss going for the Pin

Mills: 1-2-3! Ring the bell winner Abyss

BGM: Abyss Them song

Johnny: I don’t beleve this Abyss and Mitchale did the first cheat to win and now Mitchale got Shadow Chaos Emerald and he going to make Abyss More Powerfull!

Nick: Great Sonic Better watch out because Round 2 Sonic VS Abyss but Next It will be the Dream game they want to see Triple-H VS Sabu next

(Cut to Alex II and Fifi Dancing togever and kissing)

(Cut to the Eco-Villains cars were destroy and they were in shock)

Dr. Blight: :confused: WHO DID THIS?

Duke: :eek: MY RIDE RUNNES!

Sly: :crying: OH NO MY RIDE!

Plunder: :sweat: Lucky I Save money on my Car Insurances By Switching to GIECO

Zarm: :mad: I KNOW but we have to find them so let go to our meeting WE WILL GET YOU FOR THIS! AND YOU WILL BE PAYING OUR INSURANCES TOO!

Verminous: :mad: ARRRRG THEY GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!
*They left for there meeting*

[Zim999]

Back in the invisable Super Robot....
Otto:"Boy, are those jerks mad."
Sprx-77:"Good thing they didn't see us wreak their cars."
Chiro:"And when their ready to bring those deadly rings back we'll destroy them."
Zim999:"Or we'll have 627 fight Captian Polusion & destroy him."
Zim:"Ether way it will be cool."


Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the Muppets' table.)

Fozzie: Wow. The tournament is doing great, Kermit! And so is Cartoon Survivor!

Piggy: Oh, Kermie. How about we do a Survivor parody for our show?

Kermit: 1, it's canceled, and 2, I don't know.

Gonzo: What's the matter? Island life too swampy for ya?

Kermit: No, I can lived it but I don't know about you guys.

Rizzo: Eh, whatever. Hey, more cheese over here!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile at the Cartoon Cartoon table, the Foster's cast & Lazlo cast have joined them.
Chicken:"This is going to be a bad year for CN."
C.C. Dexter:"Why do you say that my fine feathered friend?"
Chicken:"We're still airing live action movies edited, but next week the network will air the movie Snow Day, which was made by Nick."
All the CC's are shocked.
Buck:"Well Nick is airing that brian dead Scooby Doo movie alot so I think that makes us even."
Chicken:"It gets worse."
Larry:"How worse?"
Chicken:"The network is going to air a show called Robot Boy."
Robot Jones:"But I'm the robot boy of CN."
Chicken:"You were RJ, but this show is a copy of 'My life as a teenage robot'."
Robot:"I'm think I'm going to cry."
Larry:"Me too."
Chicken:"It gets even worse, another show is coming out called 'My Gym Partner is a Monkey'."
Lazlo:"But I'm the new monkey of CN."
Chicken:"You were Lazlo, but when this new guy comes on you'll be out like last week's trash."
Lazlo's so sad he hugs Patsy who hugs him back.
C.C. Dexter:"We gotta stop these shows from getting made or we can kiss the rattings good bye forever."
Chicken:"Hey maybe with luck those show fail on their own."
Cow:"Let's hope."
Chicken:"And with a ray of hope the guys who run Nick will bring Zim back, come on their going to bring Futurama back."
Johnny:"Well it will make up for bring that stupid Family Guy back."
Everyone at the table:"RIGHT ON!!!!!!!"

Pick up here. (Sorry to anyone who wants to see those shows, but I think it's a wrong turn for CN, Sorry again.)

[JusSonic]

(Cut to the CDM table.)

Nick: Man, this whole thing keeps on going, huh?

Johnny: I know but it will get better, I promise. It's time for our next fight: Triple H vs. Sabu! Let's get started!

[SilverKnight]

Uh...hm. How to put this.

Alright, first. Punctuation is your friend. Try using it more often. Or at all.

Second, script forms are difficult to get into as it is, but you guys aren't even using it properly. There are plenty of sites online that give you a basic idea of what it's supposed to look like, but talking heads aren't going to do anything for reader immersion.

Third, I have no idea what's going on in any of this story, at all. My brain going sploosh against my skull should not be what you're trying to do when writing something. Or, if you are, at least try doing it in the good way. I think mine commited suicide.

Fourth, language. Refrain from using it so much. MOD sticks hurt when you get whacked with them, just for reference.

Thank you.

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in a Military Prison on the planet Vort....
Prisoner #777 has two new cell mates Captain Gantu & Dr. Hamstervile who were locked in there since the other version of CCC3.
Hamstervile:"I belive it I'm stuck in a Prison with a giant fish & a wired billy goat!!!!!!!!"
Prisoner #777:"I'm a Vortian."
Hamstervile:"I don't care."
Just then a computer screen turns showing Lard Nar.
Prisoner #777:"What do you want Lard Nar?"
Lard Nar:"We villains are going to break you three out."
Gantu:"Why just us?"
Lard Nar:"You & the hamster are the only ones that know more these Experiments that have joined up with the Irkens."
Gantu:"That 625 to going to get it."
Hamstervile:"We're in."
#777:"How are you going to get us out?"
Lard Nar:"We will open a gateway of darkness that will take you to where we are."
A gateway in the cell opens, the three prisoners walk in it takeing them to the House of H!

Pick up here.

[Dragon79]

BGM: IT is time to play the game by Mootherhead
Titatorn: Game Titatorn
*Triple-H came out then he drink his water and pour it over himself and went to the ring*
Linda: From Geenwich, Conn. Weghing at 223 Pounds he is the Cerebal Assastion is the Game Triple-H!
*Then Triple-H did the Spit out the warter to the crowd and went into the ring and pose to the corwd*
Johnny: Well his is the Creable Assasion
Nick: Let see if Sabu can stack up to the game
BGM: Hakau Blues and Sabu Titatorn
*Lights went out*
Nick: Hay we can't see
*then it came back on and Sabu was there and point to Eddy Gureero up in the sky and the Fans began to chant Eddy name*
Johnny: Well Sabu dose his light tricks and he was pointing out to Eddy Gurrearo one who Died in November 18, 2005 on Smackdown
Nick: True we will miss Eddy Lie Cheat and Steel thing
Johnny: SO let go to the Ring
Mills: Allright sence you WWE and you TNA you know the rules so Let GET IT ON
Nick: Well Triple-H and Sabu are in a Lock up and Triple-H Make his first move and he pick up Sabu and Bodyslam him
Jonny: But Sabu got back up and did a DDT on Triple-H but He got a Steel chair and Triple-H got his Slegehammer
Nick: Hay Sldgehammer hit the Steel Chair with Force it also Knock out Sabu then Triple-H DId the Pegetgrea and Sabu is KNOCK OUT
Mills: Winner by a Knock out Triple-H
Johnny: So he move to Round 2 Up Next Buster Bunny VS Jonathan Coachman (The COach)
* Cut to King Charles Roberts and Queen Sally Acorn
Charles: well love this tornment is going quite weal
Sally: Yes love it is
Charles: Want to kiss
Sally: Sure love
*they Kiss*
*Then Team America came into house of Histeria as Specal Guards*
*in the Villians Hideout Location Calasafied*
Dark Alex II: So Zim666 sence you are working on your plan what villian you have in minde
Zim666: Oh a Villian who is the Presedent of North Korea is Kim Jing Wang
*Kim Jing Wang from Team America came into View*
Kim: I will help you get rid of Team America, Every heros and The SUper RObot becasue Some of my Sicenses are Working on a Robot Smiler to the Super Robot and it will Crush the Hyper Force Team and We were Spying on Jumba and Made a coppy of his Experements and Making our own into our North Korea Counterparts to Destory the Oreginals Experemnts and Let me intorduce to you the first of the Line of my Experments Dark Stitch!
*then Dark Stitch came out and his eyes were Red and growing*
Kim: and I know a Specal Little Girl who is a Twin of Llio and we took Llio Blood Sample as one my Specal Agents who Descusie as Llio Doctor and now Persent Dark Llio!
*Then Dark Llio came out and her eyes were red*
Dark Llio: Time to show our Goody Selfs that We going to Make them suffer
Kim: But I got evey Llio Family Blood Sample inculding Jumba and Pleeky now Zim666 you will have your Army to Aid the Heartlese
Zim666: Good so when they be ready?
Kim: They Will be Ready when your Plan will Come up
Zim666: good now my goody two shoes will won't know what hit him HA HA HA HA!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the parking lot in the invisable Super Robot....
Stitch feels something.
625:"What's wrong cos?"
Stitch:"More evil."
Bonnie:"Whoa, we felt it too."
Clyde:"Yeah, more evil is coming."
Nosy:"I say we bring 627 back now."
Zim999:"We can't bring him back now."
Nosy:"Why's that?"
Zim999:"He would find the villains right away, destroy every last one of them before they can take over & it would end the fic without any large battle."
Sprx-77:"Kid's got a point."
Nosy:"Ok, we'll wait."
Zim:"Let's hope they attack soon."
Zim999:"They will belive me they will."

Pick up here.

[JusSonic]

(Sprx-77 then sees something on the monitor and groans.)

Sprx-77: Tell me they didn't!

Zim: Didn't what?

(Soon, coming in the House of H is the awaited guest, the Skeleton King.)

Evil Loud: (as Loud) About time you got here!

Skeleton King: Silence fool! I need my key and where the villains are at.

Evil Loud: (gives king to the Skeleton King) Here and they are waiting in...(whispers location in the Skeleton King's ear.)

Skeleton King: Excellent. Soon all will be over.

(The Skeleton King laughs evilly.)

[Zim999]

Later in the Basement, Skeleton King has just joined the other villains.
Zim666:"Ah your here at last."
Lard Nar:"Wait a mintue, like I said before, only thing left of you is your head & your head fused to a giant worm."
Skeleton King:"That's the season 2 me I'm season 1."
The villains don't know what to say.
Zim666:"Anyway, now that Skeleton King is here, on the next part of our plan."
Shadow Man:"Which is?"
Zim666:"The freeing of the Cartoon Cartoon Villains & the Fox Box villains & we will use the same thing that fried Prisoner #777, Captain Gantu & Dr. Hamstervile."
Cut to the jail under CN studios.
In the 7 cells a gateway opens, the villains walk though them.
Cut to the House Of H!.
Out of the gateways walked Mandark, Wayne Cramp, Dr. Eggman, the Red Guy, Shredder & Hun, the Kanker sisters who are in a Jabba the Hutt Outfit Marie is on the right, May is on the left, & Li is in middle, Kevin who is dressed are Greedo, Nazz who dressed as Zam, Rolf & Jimmy who are dressed as Boar Guards, Johnny & Plank who are dressed as Sebulba and are sharing the same body, Plank is on the left, Sara who is the alien belly dancer who fell in the pit, King Dedede, Escargoon, Kats, La Quack, the Waremole, the Cajon Fox, the big foot, the Queen of the dark puddle, the chicken from outer space who is no long deeped fried, the chicken's 3 headed son, The dMp, General Specific, Private Public, The Angry Scientist, The Plot Device, Lady Richington, Lisa Rental, Dr. K, Denny & Lenny Yogmen, Mr.Wink, Mr. Fibb, StickyBraed, Chewy, Gooey, KnightBrace, Grandma Stuffma, Liver, Onions, The Common Cold, The Toilenator, The Delightful Children form down the line & Father.
Mandark:"At last we are free thoses cells & those crazy monkeys."
C.M. Dexter:"It won't be long till this house is ours."

Pick up here.

[josh6243]

{Cut to the villains' prison room. The minion of the villains who was kind to Gunhaver walks up to Gunhaver's prison cell.}

The Minion of The Villains: Hey, you! I have some bad news and some good news. What do you want first?

Gunhaver: Meh, give me anything.

The Minion of The Villains: Okay then, you and the other prisoners are going to be killed in horrible ways in a day.

Gunhaver: Ouch! That's bad!

The Minion of The Villains: But, you get to have my dinner!

Gunhaver: That's good!

The Minion of The Villains: But, my dinner is bugs mixed with the shells of the durian fruit in vegetable soup seasoned with the essense of smelly socks.

Gunhaver: Oh man! That's bad! Extremely bad!

The Minion Of The Villains: Shut up.

[JusSonic]

(Cut back to the villains.)

Zim666: It's time to begin! Has the Heartless entered yet?

Evil Lucky Bob: You are correct, evil one!

Zim666: With the time is right, time to begin "Operation: END".

Father: Now you stole that from my show!

Zim666: Oh shut up, you idiot.

Father: (flames blazing) Why you!

Hades: Hey, calm down babe.

Zim666: Let's begin!

[Zim999]

Meanwhile in the parking lot in the invisable Super Robot....
The writer, the Irken, the SIR unit, the two over wight men, the young boy, the 5 robot monkeys & the 100 Experiments all sense the evil has statred.
Antauri:"The villains are starting their attack."
CBG:"Bout time."
Chiro:"Well, we're ready for them."
Stitch:"Id."
Takes his blasters out.
Back with the villains....
Ansem has entered the basement with the Heartless.
Ansem:"I am free at last."

Pickup here.

[josh6243]

{Cut to the villains' execution room. Suddenly, Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight are forced into the room by a minion of the villains.}

Executioner: Ah, so the time has finally come. Your deaths are what I've been looking forward to all week. I trust that they're all tortured with hunger, misery, and boredom, right?

Minion Of The Villains: Yes sir. They're all hungry, miserable, and bored.

Executioner: Then start the genocide when I finish what I want to tell them.

Fightgar: Let me guess. You're going to kill us by dipping us in acid?

Gunhaver: How do you know that?

Flashfight: Villains have to be to cliche in a way.

Gunhaver: I was asking Fightgar! Not you!

Flashfight: Always happy answering your questions meant for other people.

Executioner: SHUT UP! I'm the one who controls how much time you have to live! Anyway, let me tell you that I will enjoy seeing you fried and slowly dissolved. But, I'll tell you some good news.

Gunhaver: You have good news? What are they?

Executioner: When the acid starts eating at you, you won't feel it, thus making it a painless death. {pointing at the minion of the villains.} You, start the execution!

Minion Of The Villains: Yes sir! {The minion of the villains puts Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight into a cage that is dangling above a pool of acid. He pushes a button at a console lowering them slowly into the acid. Suddenly, the minion of the villains pushes another button, suddenly moving the cage away from the pool. Then he pushes another button, lowering the cage onto the floor. Then he opens the cage, freeing Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar (who has his eyes covered by his hands), and Flashfight.}

Fightgar: Are we dead yet? {Cut to the minion of the villains.}

Minion Of The Villains: RUN! {The executioner runs onscreen.}

Executioner: WHAT??? I should have KNOWN that there's a traitor among the villains' minions! You do know the punishment for betrayal, do you?

Minion Of The Villains: Just as long as the prisoners are free!

Executioner: I am SO going to kill you!

Minion Of The Villains: Well, you should think twice because I know the police. If I could, I will tell them about this location so that they can arrest all of the villains. {to Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight} Now, run! Run like the wind! {Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight all run away}

Executioner: They won't get away. Minions! {Some minions come into the room and salute.} Go after them! {The minions go after Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight.}

[JusSonic]

(Cut to Kingdom Hearts's table.)

Sora: I think I sense something. I don't know what.

Donald: You're probably hungry.

Kairi: I don't know. I think I sense it too.

Riku: Same here. We better be careful.

(Cut to the villains meeting up with Ansem and the Heartless.)

Zim666: Good to see you Ansem or should I called...

Ansem: Please. Don't spoiled the next Kingdom Hearts game.

C.M. Dexter: Yeah! Don't be a stupid idiot!

Rayian Fox: You know, it's less funny coming from you.

C.M. Dexter: Shut up, you fool!

Skeleton King: If the time is right, let's begin terrorizing and hurting everyone!

(The villains laughs evilly at this.)

[Zim999]

Meanwhile at another table, which has four giant lab Mice, Brain who is dressed as Seto Kaiba, Pinky who is dressed as Mokaba Kaiba, Billie who is dressed as Ishitu Ishtar & Romy who is wearing normal clothes.
Pinky:"Brian, why is the WB loseing rattings since this year started?"
Brain:"That's easy, they got rid of the AfterToon show to make room for bad sitcoms."
Pinky:"But what about Saterday mornings?"
Brain:"They still have that, but without weekdays who would watch it anymore?"
Romy:"Besides now that Yu-Gi-Oh has ended no ones going to watch the WB any more."
Billie:"Not only that but the rattings keep going down cause of the short lived shows, remember Da Boom Crew?"
Pinky:"Yeah what a waste of ink & paper."
Brain:"Not only I wish that third show of ours with that bratty girl was never made."
Pinky:"Me too, if it wasn't for Histeria no one would watched the WB in the year of 1998."
Brain:"And I wish the game where I battled Stewie was clean insted of all those flames."
Pinky:"Me too, only one guy wanted Stewie to win."
Romy:"And if he won the Irkens would take over."
Billie:"I glad no one in this fic is flameing anyone."

Pick up here.

[josh6243]

{Cut to Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight running away from the minions. The minions chase them into a hallway. Gunhaver opens a door and he, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight go into passageway that is connected to the door. A lunatic bounces out of a door and into another. Then, a door opens and we see the Gunhaver coming out because he was running away with a minion that has a knife. Gunhaver opens another door and they both go through it. Another door opens with the minions chasing Flashfight and Fightgar into a hallway and into another door. A herd of Chocobos go out of a door and into another. Suddenly, the minions came out a door chasing Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight into a corner.}

Minions: Prepare to die in a gruesome way! {Suddenly, the minions are completely covered by tranquilizer darts, which knock them out. Then the minion of the villains who backstabbed the villains appeared holding a tranquilizer gun.}

Gunhaver: Why didn't you help us before?

Minion of the villains: Didn't feel like it. By the way, I heard that the villains have gotten a hold of Ansem and he is now assisting them. But first, you guys and one girl need to go back to the hotel to tell the heroes about this. {Cut back to the hotel. Gunhaver, Foxxy Love, Fightgar, and Flashfight enter. Gunhaver walks on stage.}

Gunhaver: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, people, Ansem and the Skeleton King have returned. If Ansem is here, then the Heartless will cause mayhem and destruction here and if the Skeleton King is here, he potentially could cause chaos and anarchy all across this planet.

[JusSonic]

(Cut to inside the hotel. Everyone is busy having fun as usual, but then suddenly the Heartless attacked from outta nowhere.)

Naruto: What the f***?!

(A Heartless kicks Trixie down.)

Trixie: Back off, losers!

Timmy: Again with the loser talk!

(The Heartless begins terrorizing the guests.)

Goku: I thought these guys aren't allowed in here!

Vegeta: You got to learn, Kakkarot. Nothing stops them from not being allowed!

(As this continues, the villains came out.)

Zim666: Perfect. Knowing my twin and his friends, they most likely to come out.

Skeleton King: And so are those stupid monkeys he is with.

C.M. Dexter: Hey, that is my line, you idiot!

Ansem: And you are no good at it. Fellow villains? Let's continue watching unless we decided to "have fun" ourselves.

Other villains: Right!

[Zim999]

Cut to the Cartoon Cartoons.
Otto:"Heartless."
C.C. Dexter:"The evil me."
Sherman:"Every villain that was in our jail."
Christine:"Not to metion an evil from of our fav writer."
C.C. Dexter:"Well we can't let them take over, cause if they do they'll a bad song about it being their hotel now & no one wants to hear that."
Otto:"He's right."
C.C. Dexter:"Well Let's trasfrom."
The others:"Right."
C.C. Dexter:"Dark Magician!!!!!!!"
Dee Dee:"Dark Magician Girl!!!!!!"
Chicken:"Red-Eyes Black Dragon!!!!!!!!!"
Cow:"Mystical Elf!!!!!!!!!!!"
I.M. Weasel:"La Jinn The Mystical Genie Of The Lamp!!!!!!!!!"
I.R. Baboon:"Summoned Skull!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny Bravo:"Buster Bladder!!!!!!!!!!"
Blossom:"Harpie-!!!!!!!!!"
Bubbles:"-Lady-!!!!!!!!!"
Buttercup:"-Sisters!!!!!!!!!"
(The girls are a team.)
Mojo:"Obelisk The Tormentor!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Fuzzy:"Winged Dragon Of Ra!!!!!!!!!!!"
Him:"Slither The Sky Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Gangreen gang puts their hands on top of each other.
Ace, Billy, Grubber, Arturo & Snake:"Mythic Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Snake's the fire head, Arturo's the water head, Ace is the earth head, Billy's the dark head & Grubber's the steel head.)
The Eds put their hands on top of each other.
Ed:"Blue-Eyes-!!!!!!!!!!"
Edd:"-Ultimate-!!!!!!!!!!"
Eddy:"-Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!"
Courage:"Winged Dragon Guardian Of The Fortress #1!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sheep:"Baba Baba Ba!!!!!!!!!" (He said Mystical Sheep #2)
Buck Tudrussell:"Flame Swordsman!!!!!!!!!"
Larry:"Machine King!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Otto:"Magician of Black Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Robot Jones:"Red-Eyes Black Metal Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!"
Socks:"Launcher Spider!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Cubey:"Slot Machine!!!!!!!!"
Mitch:"Barrel Dragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shannon:"Cosmo Queen!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah One:"Jinzo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Two:"Gearfried The Iron Knight!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Three:"Fariy's Gift!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Four:"Axe Raider!!!!!!!!!!!"
Numbah Five:"Dark Witch!!!!!!!!!!"
Rocky:"Beaver Warrior!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bullwinkle:"Celtic Guardian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mr. Peabody:"Giga-Tech Wolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sherman:"Black Luster Soldier!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone is now the said monster.
C.C. Dexter:"Let's teach these rat faced buzzards a leason guys."
The other CC's OI!!!!!!!!!!!"
C.C. Dexter:"Christine, can you get the other CC's out so they don't get hurt?"
Christine:"Sure thing Dex, now go teach that badly drawen version of you a leason."
C.C. Dexter:"You bet I will I'll break his spine, let's move."
They go to fight the villains.
Meanwhile in the parking lot in the invisable Super Robot....
Antauri:"The Villains have started their attack."
CBG:"At last, now we can beat the living day lights out of them."
Zim999:"Yes, but first all you Experiment were made for destrution, even though you were all turned good, it's time to show evil what your made of."
Experiments:"OI!!!!!!!!"
Zim999:"LET'S MOVE!!!!!!!"
They all leave the robot & go in the hotel to find utter choas.

Pick up here. (If this fight is to early I'll fix it.)

[josh6243]

{Cut to Gunhaver, Fightgar, Fightflash, and Foxxy Love getting ready for the Heartless attack.}

Gunhaver: This is the moment we've been trying to prevent. We've tried to stop, but to no avail. So, now, we have to take the bull by the horns and defeat the Heartless army! {They go into the hotel. Cut to the inside of the hotel. Fightgar appears, dives towards the Heartless army, pulls out his machine gun in a flash, and begins shooting bullets at several of the Heartless, blowing them up. Fightgar continues destroying the Heartless with bullets while rolling to dodge the attacks targetted at him. Finally, Fightgar runs out of bullets.}

Fightgar: Uh, guys? A little help? {Then we cut to another part of the hotel. We hear a lightning strike and Fightgar's scream as he is sent flying into a wall, unconscious. Silent Rip, Reinforcements, Firebert, Ripberger, and the other heroes are there.}

Silent Rip: OMG! They beat Fightgar. Time to beat them into submission with my silenced pistols!

Reinforcements: {simultaneously} Let's show them why someone should never mess around with us!

{Silent Rip pulls out 2 silenced pistols and starts firing upon the Heartless army. The Heartless try to surround him, but they fail because he made a path through them by destroying the Heartless in his way. Gunhaver appears, pulls out a giant pistol, and starts vaporizing the Heartless left and right with the pistol. Meanwhile, the other heroes start attacking the Heartless army. Firebert is using dynamite to blow up the Heartless, nearly killing the heroes several times. Ripberger is using his katana and shurikens to try destroying the Heartless, but they take a lot of hits in order to be destroyed this way. Reinforcements attacks the Heartless with his trusty ustice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket. Gordon Freeman from the Half-Life series starts clubbing the Heartless army with his crowbar and destroying them up with his Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, submachine gun, and pistol. Flashfight appears and starts shining his flashlight on several of the Heartless, blowing them up for no scientific reason.}

Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky Boogy Doog! {A nuclear explosion happens destroying some of the Heartless.}

[Dragon79]

(Then the X’s, LFA and SPD Fighting the Heartless as Alexander II and the Rest began to Fight the Villains)

Alexander II: ATTACK!

(They began to Fight The Villains)

Dark Stitch: Ah Stitch we meet again now YOU WILL DIE!

Stitch: Not with Family with me!

(Kixx, splodyhead, slugger, and plasmoid were there to back stitch up and they began to fight)

(Lilo and Dark Lilo were fighting each other)

(Then Jeff Jarrett, Alpha Male Monty Brown, Gail Kim, Abyss, Team Canada and AMW Attack Zim, Zim999, Sherman, Number Four, Chiro, C.C. Dexter, I.R. Baboon, Johnny Bravo, Dee Dee, TSOtto,)

Jeff: We cut a Deal with your Twin zim999 and now Let give you a beat down

(Then James Mitchale Give Abyss the Red Chaos Emerald and Abyss Began to power up)

Shadow: HAY that mine! (But he was fighting the Heartless)

James: Blue Eyes! Now IT time for your Doomsday! Meet Solar Abyss!

(Then Abyss was Solar Abyss his body glowing with Red and Yellow Energy and he Created a Red Power ball)

Eddy: Oh yea let show this chump our Powers

(Blue Eyes Fire Nova Attack but Abyss Throw his Red Power Pall at the Nova Attack and it canceled the Nova attack and hit Blue Eyes and Ed, Edd and Eddy were Knock out)

CC Dexter: Not good

(Then Obelisk, Winged Dragon, Slither Use there powers on Solar Abyss but he Block it and he created a Bigger ball and threw it at them and knock them out)

CBG: Is there anyone Can Stop Solar Abyss?

James: No Fool (Punch CBG)
Jeff: (Did the Stork on Zim): And that for Calling me a Queen of the Mountains in the Big Game! And here a present (then Zim about to get up Jeff Hit Zim with the Getuar and Zim out cold)

(Alpha Male Monty Brown just Pounce Number Four)

Alpha Male Monty Brown: Number Four YOU JUST GOT PPPPOUNCE!

(Team Canada and AMW were using there Singures Moves on Sherman, Chiro, C.C. Dexter, I.R. Baboon, Johnny Bravo, TSOtto)

(Samoa Joe Came and Grab Celtic Guardian and Did the Muscle Buster on Celtic Guardian and put Celtic Guardian in the Kotea Choke making Bullwinkle Tap out)

(Then the Boogyman is Fighting Hadies and then He Made Hadies Eat Worms)

[Zim999]

All 100 Experiment are fighting Dark Stitch but he to tough for all of them.
Stitch:"Need more help."
625:"With what? We're the only Experiments ativated."
Nosy:"Not all of us."
625:"Your right...... 627."
Bonnie:"Zim999 has the pod."
As for Zim's team...
Zim:"I think nows a good time to bring 627 back."
Zim999:"Your right but the Experiments need it more then us."
He takes out 627's pod from his pocket.
Zim99:"Well here gose nothing. HEY GUYS!!!!!!! CATCH!!!!!!!!"
He throws the blue pod to the experiments.
Stitch:"YING GET IT WET!!!!!!!"
The squid experiment squits at it, causeing the pod to activate.
627 lands on the floor.
627:"DESTROY EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
625:"Well you can start with him."
The Experiments use all their powers on Dark Stitch killing him for good.
Stitch:"Nice work cousin."
627:"Destroy Evil."
Cut to the Villains.
Gantu:"So 627 is now good."
Hamstervile:"With a taste for evil."
Zim666:"Don't worry they still have to fight the Heartless & the Dark Froms before they can fight us."
Cut to the Osworth siblings who are now Face to Face with C.M. Dexter.
C.C. Dexter:"I waited years for this."
C.M. Dexter:"So have I punk."
Dee Dee:"You may be an evil vertion of our brother, but do you have powers?"
C.M. Dexter:"Uh-Oh."
C.C. Dexter:"I like the sound of that."
The four siblings fire their attcks at C.M. Dexter causeing him to blow up only left of him were his glassies.
The four siblings share a high five.
Otto:"Before we move on your the good Dexter right?"
C.C. Dexter:"Dose this voice like Candi Milo to you?"
Sherman:"It's him."

Pick up here.

[josh6243]

Stinkoman: Double Deuce! {He claps and produces a shockwave that destroys some of the Heartless.}

Homestar Runner: The Pipes Are Broken! {He does a Hurricane kick, destroying some of the Heartless. Homsar starts shouting while running into several of the Heartless, pushing them into a big group. Firebert and Reinforcements destroy them all with dynamite and a rocket, respectively. Gorden Freeman starts blowing up parts of the Heartless army by throwing grenades into their general location. Ripberger cuts a few Heartless down with his katana, while Firebert is blowing up them with his dynamite. The Heartless starts surrounding Gunhaver, but he counters by firing lasers out of his giant pistol.}

[Bad Asp]

(Cut to a room where JusSonic is. Waitohooru goes over to him.)

JusSonic: Yes, what is it?

Waitohooru: Is Foxxy Love back?

JusSonic: Oh, yes she is. In fact, you should see what she's doing to the Heartless!

Waitohooru: Good, because I want to show you this.

(Waitohooru shows JusSonic a piece of paper.)

JusSonic: What is this?

Waitohooru: It's an elimination-style tournament that pits the eight Drawn Together characters against each other.

JusSonic(under his breath): Oh, not ANOTHER one...

Waitohooru: I just figured, since you and Charles, and maybe Josh6243 come up with tournaments all the time during Cartoon Survivor, I thought I'd make one of my own.

JusSonic: Well, we'll think about it.

(Movie-Brat walks over to the two of them.)

Movie-Brat: Hey, guys, the next challenge is about to begin.

Waitohooru: Good. We are so there.

(Movie-Brat, Waitohooru, and JusSonic leave.)

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Note to JusSonic: I don't know whether or not you wanted another tournament in there, but since ABHCP5 had like, so many of them, I thought I'd add one. Is that okay?