MAA Funny Quote #42: "They Even Hate Me in New York!"

[James Harvey]

With a host of Batman-themed releases hitting shelves this week, it only felt right to put up a shameless tie-in (and yes, we know this is a Marvel board! Marvel and DC fans can get along...right?).


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Rules:
No foul language.
No obscene dirty jokes.
You don't want both Spider-Man and Batman on your case!

Click here to view the previous "Funny Quote!" (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=150297)

Check out the Batman-themed Entertainment Funny Quote (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=152305), and the Batman-themed WF Funny Quote (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=152304).

[Style]

Spiderman: My movies are ALWAYS gonna make more money than your movies!

Batman: Well, at least the actor who plays me in MY movies doesn't mumble all his lines and call it acting like the actor who plays you!

Spiderman: Maybe so, but you're still the lamest version of Batman in the past 15 years!

Batman: But that STILL makes me at least 5 times better than MTV Spider-man.

Spider-man: Oh shut up!

[Donald Duck 12]

Bullock: Freeze Batman1 We've finally got you!

Spider-Man: So nobody has ever seen the Batman?

Batman: Just shut up and take out these cops!

[Skyknight]

Spidy: Come on guys, leave him be, The Batman is not THAT bad

The Batman: Listen to him, he once shared screen time with a dog called Mss Lion

[Linkin_Park_Fan]

Spidey: ACHOO!


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Spidey: Oops.

The Batman: See, this is why I never invite you to hang out with me anymore.

[Anime 51]

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Spider-Man: Last chance, Batman. Admit that my live-action series had the cooler theme song, or die!

[Beat]

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Yeah, but I go knowing my animated shows were better than yours!

[Crossdive]

Spider-Man: Did you forget to pay your parking tickets again?