King_of_doom
10-11-2005, 01:01 PM
This is a little rest for my Megas Episodes; the episode im goanna do is for a Deapool story and starts like this:
Deadpool: Hey im Wade Wilson, The merc with a mouth name Deadpool, well here’s my first fan fiction written by KOD if you don’t know this guy then go play in traffic, anyway im here in this crappy apartment and im going to watch my favorite show…..i aint goanna tell all the story for you! Just read the #$%& fan fiction an lets get to the drama
*We are in the apartment of Deadpool and we see Deadpool with out his mask watching TV*
Announcer: Next on CN is Winx Club*then we see Deadpool shoots at the TV with one of his guns*
Deadpool: They replace Megas XLR for this!? Man where’s the world coming to, well I don’t really have to care about that im just a business man*the phone rings and Deapool answer the phone*
Anonymous: Is this Deadpool?*then we see Deadpool gets up on the couch and goes to get his mask* hello is anyone there?
Deadpool: This is Deadpool
Anonymous: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I can be also Hillary Duff only I can sing…. I prefer to be called DP
Anonymous: Eeer…yes, well have you ever heard of the Star Corporation?
Deadpool: Nope
Anonymous: It’s Osaka Japan
Deadpool: I refuse to go to Japan on moral grounds and more that im not a Puffy Ami Yummi fan
Anonymous: I am willing to pay a huge pilled of money
Deadpool: Ok! Oh wait…. I almost forgot this is the new me with new equipment, I have to ask what job is
Anonymous: Does it really matter?
Deadpool: Not really but I just want to know anyway
Anonymous: I need you to steal something from Star Corporation
Deadpool: I think there won’t be a problem….so how handsome?.....I was expecting more like Tom Cruise and your offering Leonardo Dicaprio! Attractive sure but in that caprio off, nah im just messing with you, ill do it
* Then we are in Osaka Japan and we see Deadpool’s entering at the place undetected*
Deadpool: And I thought Japan has more advance security in the world*then he was going to the ground until he detects there wires everywhere and there’s machine guns all over the roof* never mind*then we see he uses Ninja Stars and cuts all the wires to activated the security system and we see Deadpool is now going to some lasers and goes thru them easily* and the crowd goes wild and says to Deadpool you can now score!
*We see he puts some silent explosives to open the door and we see he now near at the objective and we see there’s a scientist and Deadpool pulls his sword to put it on his throat*
Deadpool: Hey buddy! Why Japan as to work 24 hrs? You don’t sleep or have…. The fun time!
Scientist: Please! I’m just a researcher keeping an eye n the C.B.F
Deadpool: Well your problems are over, because im going to steal it*and we see Deadpool is going to grab the C.B.F even if it is in a pilled of goo security* look it looks like im grabbing a lava lamp or Orson Well’s …
Scientist: Please! That piece of equipment it could cause chaos into the entire world
Deadpool: Well the people signing my paycheck will have to worry about that, infact there counting on it*we see Deadpool is getting out until a mysterious shadow attacks him from the back and Deadpool goes to the ground and the C.B.F is now in the hands of the shadowy figure* hey what do you think you are doing pal!? That’s my trademark!
Ronin: Not anymore*and we see is Ronin from the New Avengers*
Deadpool: Hey I know you, your that ninja who teams with the New Avengers right? I was goanna apply but they say I can’t peak on Spider-Woman when see takes off her clothes
Ronin: Not really, I probably look and called like him but im not, I was expecting you Wade
Deadpool: Ah sorry but if you want some martial art lessons you have to make a line pal
Ronin*grabs two swords* No thanks, I already know WAAHHHH!!!!*Ronin prepares to attack Deadpool and Deadpool quickly grabs his two swords and the weapons collied and each of them tries to slash one of another and we see the slash part of their suits and they get of at each other and there in there fighting pose* not bad, like the boss as said you are a great warrior Wade, but too bad you don’t have the same abilities as I do*Ronin then grabs Nun Chucks and starts to attack Deadpool and we see Deadpool tries to attack Ronin but Ronin’s very fast and kicks Deadpool sending him to the wall being then tries to attack him with his weapons until Deadpool uses his Katanas and removes Ronin’s weapons and punch him throwing him to the ground*
Deadpool: Well ninja boy, looks im better*then suddenly thousands of ninjas appear and we see Ronin uses a smoke bomb to escape and we see the ninjas are surrounding Deadpool* SWEET! I always wanted a fight with ninjas*then we see many attack Deapool and Deadpool uses his sword and Rifle Gun to attack the ninjas, we see Deadpool kicks some of them then he fires some in their heads then with the sword slashes the ninjas heads* Oh come on! I’m Deadpool dagnabbit! I’ve kicked nads all over the world….sometimes even other dimensions! And you are supposed to be the greatest warriors on earth!? For shame!
*Then we see many ninjas throws some bombs at Deadpool and we see Deadpool flying at the middle at the city and we see he uses is martial arts skills and his swords to hang on a building and he gets up and the ninjas are just watching*
Deadpool: What’s wrong!? Scared of a little height!?*then we see thousands of ninjas are jumping towards Deadpool* once again my mouth has provoke the death of me*we see Deadpool runs towards many buildings and we see he uses Bomb Balls and we see the ninjas step on them and many explosions we see and some of the ninjas are falling from the buildings, we see Deadpool then goes to an hotel and some couple are kissing seminude* hey get a room will ya!?.....oh sorry you already in one, my bad*then we see the other ninjas try to attack Deadpool with ninja stars and we see Deadpool uses his swords to deflect the stars and he now has them* you want to see a real throw-star!? Here you go!*we see Deadpool throws the ninja stars at the ninjas and we see they all go directly at there heads and some of them in the throat and we see Deadpool is now at the streets of Japan and we see people are watching Deadpool* is the new fashion ladies and gentlemen, red spandex only at S-Mart and shop at S-Mart
* We see other ninjas are closing the path at Deadpool*
Deadpool:*yawns* Im really starting to get bored by killing you people……maybe not*then we see Deadpool pulls some grenades and put them at the ninjas and we see them blown way and now Deadpool is in bar and many people are running from the place and the ninjas are in and they are surrounding Deadpool* hey guys, did you ever watch Kill Bill? I hope you squirt a lot of blood YEAAAHHH!!!*we see Deapool jumps and slashes a ninja in half then he uses his martial arts skills kicks some of them and we see he attach a grenade at them and they explode, the ninjas are now using there swords to attack Deadpool but with his Katanas has stab them then uses his rifles to fire many ninjas and we see all of them are falling and we just see one ninja left and looks scare* come on get out of here*we see the last ninja escapes and Deadpool grabs a drink at the abandon bar* lets see what sake takes like*he drinks it but he spits it immediately* taste horrible! I prefer a cold beer instead of this crap* he turns around and notice the last ninja has left a bomb* Oh, this is going to hurt*BOOOOMMMMM!!!! The bar is all destroyed and we see Ronin just observing the place and leaves*
*The next day we see and apartment of Japan and Deadpool’s still alive thanks for the healing factor he has from the Weapon X program still he’s recuperating and we see someone his contacting him to his portable computer*
Weasel: Hey Wade!*then he sees him* looks like someone try to burn ya man
Deadpool: Very funny Weasel, you know that I have a skin condition
Weasel: Well I have receive information about this Ronin and it appears you where fighting with an impostor
Deadpool: Is that so
Weasel: I got there reports that the real Ronin was working with the Avengers at the same as you where fighting with that ninja
Deadpool: I was thinking I was fighting with someone cool
Weasel: Don’t get to cocky; you don’t know anything about this guy
Deadpool: The only thing it matters is that little bastard has ruin my business and now I have to recuperate what is mine; you know anybody that knows this Ronin wannabe is?
Weasel: The only name I got is the mercenary called Bullseye
Deadpool: No freaking way! My pal Bullseye is here? Probably I will give him some porn magazines or hentai
Weasel:*raises eyebrow* You are kidding right?
Deadpool:*prepares himself* Well I can tell you that im going to need more weapons
*We see Deadpool goes at night on finding Bullseye and we see he goes everywhere and watching some magazines until he stops on high building*
Deadpool: Looks like I can find old shooter anywhere*suddenly we see on the shadows someone throwing nickels at Deadpool and Deadpool moves and we see the nickels as made a hole in the building we see is Bullseye* hey Bullseye! What’s up pal!?
Bullseye: You don’t shut up do ya Wade!?*we see he throws some kind of cards at Deadpool and there also explosives and Deadpool escape quickly*
Deadpool: Hey come on Bullsy! Remember that pals doesn’t have to fight
Bullseye: First off im not your pal and never have been* we see Bullseye now attacks Deadpool but then Deadpool grapples at Bullseye*
Deadpool: Don’t tell that you have forgotten the time we team up with the other four villains to steal a disk*then Bullseye kicks Deadpool in the stomach then he gives Deadpool a Headlock*
Bullseye: That was along time ago, besides you always irritated me*then we see Bullseye was going to crack Deadpool’s neck until Deadpool gives a headbutt in the face of Bullseye and Bullseye lets go to Deadpool then Deadpool grabs his sword and gives the other sword at Bullseye* what is this?
Deadpool: Ah just a little game, the one who gets stab in the stomach wins, ready!?*we see Deadpool goes towards at Bullseye and we see Bullseye jumps to avoid the attack of Deadpool then when Deadpool turns around Bullseye cobblers Deapool slamming into the ground and we see Bullseye now trying to slash Deadpool and we see Deadpool lifts is arms to get pulse so he can “Drop Kick” Bullseye and we see he now tries to stab Bullseye and we see he did it but then we get a little closer and we see that both of them have stab at the same time and they all retrieve their sword at each other* looks like it was a draw don’t you think?
Bullseye:*hurt*I suppose so*then we see they all seat like they where just fighting for fun* so what the hell do you want Wade
Deadpool: Any information about that ninja is lurking around here
Bullseye: Ah yeah the ninja that looks like Ronin right? Daredevil would be piss if he hears about this
Deadpool: What’s that suppose to mean?
Bullseye: Never mind that idiot, well I don’t have $#&% of information about that ninja, tho I think I saw someone did a suit with the exact design somewhere
Deadpool: Well spill it out Bullseye*we see Bullseye throws a toothpick at Deadpool’s throat and cuts it* arrgg
Bullseye: Next time I use a nail, I saw it in place call Robo industries right near at that direction*points at the place*
Deadpool: Great! First I was piss off on not finding you all day now I have to find another person for information
Bullseye: Stop your whining Wade, well its time for me to go I got my on business to attend*we see Bullseye runs and jumps from the building and disappears*
Deadpool: Hey remember me that I give ya some silver spoons for Christmas*we see Deadpool moves towards and we see the fake Ronin was spying on him*
Ronin:*contacting with someone* Looks like Deadpool’s going towards to Robo industries
????: Well your mission is done for now, I just contact someone to eliminate Wade*we see Wade is now in Robo Industries and we see he fools the security system and watch for a girl that is walking grabs her and take her like hostage*
Deadpool: Ok, im just goanna use for information all right, im not goanna kill you…..besides im not getting pay extra*then he turns her around*hey you look like that chick from the giant robot show I like
Girl: What are you talking about?
Deadpool: Sorry I just love redheads, well enough of this. Do you know any information about a mysterious ninja that lurks in Japan?
Girl: I don’t know anything
Deadpool:*gets closer to her* Come on red, I know that ninja as a link to this place and im goanna find out no matter out*then he shows his sword* and I mean at any cost
Girl:*sign* If you put it that way*then we are in the main computer and the girl’s his hacking all the systems and find some information* well I find some information about your ninja and it appears he was a program years ago but suddenly they shut it down some how
Deadpool: With a killer ninja like that who would it…..they would’ve lock me in the Looney bin for now
Girl: And it says that the equipment was stolen and I mean everything even the suit, but that’s weird…..i remember hearing that they where disposing all the equipment to another place
Deadpool: Well looks like they had other plans in mind
Girl:*accessing to the files* I can’t enter the other files; it appears they all lock them up
Deadpool: Once, my TV didn’t work, so I kicked it and it started working again*the girl stares at Deadpool* never mind
Girl: well that’s the only information I have so you’re on your own*suddenly Deadpool watches at the window and watch something is coming towards them*
Deadpool: Ah you better come with me because if you seen many action movies something is going to happen and its coming this way!*we is a chopper and we see it haves a machine gun and starts to fire and we see Deadpool quickly grabs the girl and we see he runs very fast and we see the chopper is still firing at Deadpool and Deadpool with the girl is still running then we see the chopper is now going to fire a rocket missile* did you ever that video of Metallica on jumping on a building? Well we are going to do the same thing*we see Deadpool grabs his sword and goes directly at one of the buildings windows and we see them flying and we see the building is collapsing by the explosion and we see Deadpool is using is sword to hold on a building then we see he uses his martial arts and he’s now safe with the girl* I suggest you get the heck out of here red
*We see the girl stays a few seconds then she runs way and we see the chopper is going towards at Deadpool*
Deadpool: Come on chump! I face bigger things like you kinda like the size of Anna Nicole…*then we see the chopper fires many missiles at Deadpool but Deadpool then jumps and goes directly at the chopper and we see the chopper is going to fire at Deadpool but Deadpool slash the machine guns and explodes and finally Deadpool puts many grenades at the chopper* see ya fellas*we see Deadpool gets out of the chopper and the chopper gets blown way* nothing more than a exploding chopper to cheer up someone*suddenly someone fires a tranquilizer at Deadpool’s neck* ah! A mosquito?*suddenly we see all blurry and we see it all go blank, we see Deadpool is opening his eyes* man! Am I waste it?*and we see is in a big red room like a fighting stadium and we see a door is opening and it’s Ronin*
Ronin: Glad that you make it so far Deadpool, *preparing his weapons* my boss want the both of us to fight to the death
Deadpool: Well sweet Christmas, im goanna get a whuppin!*then we see Deadpool’s grabbing his swords and prepare in fighting pose and we see the pan the view and we see both warriors are goanna fight and we see both Deadpool and Ronin’s eyes until we see the both of them move at each other and we see the both collied their swords and we see they try to slash at each other, Ronin punch Deadpool in the jaw and stabs in the stomach and Deadpool’s bleeding badly*
Ronin: Looks like this fight is over*then we see Deadpool recuperates from the stabbing by his healing factor* what the?
Deadpool: Oh I forgot to mention the death rule doesn’t apply on me*we see Deadpool goes directly at Ronin and kicks him to the chest then tries to slash him but Ronin uses is nunchucks to deflect the attack of Deadpool and we see he kicks Deadpool and Deadpool goes to the ground and we see Ronin reveals his nunchucks are two razor sharp blades and tries to slash is head off but then Deadpool uses his katanas to defend himself and kicks Ronin in the stomach and the both of them are far way from each other*
Ronin: Just like the boss told me you’re an excellent warrior, to bad it has to end this way* and we see Ronin goes towards to Deadpool with a beserker attack*
Deadpool: You still the name and suit of a super hero then your stealing Wolverine’s attack? Man you suck!*we see Deadpool crosses his swords and not even moving and we see Ronin attacks Deadpool and we see a bright light for a few seconds then we see Deadpool has receive heavy damages from the attack but we see he haves his swords like scissors the throat of Ronin* well bye bye*we see the shadows of both of them and we see Deadpool slash Ronin’s head and we see Deadpool’s recuperating from the fight* this guys are getting persistent by the minute*suddenly we see a door opens and we see a shadowy figure coming towards Deadpool*
????: Its been along time Wade
Deadpool: Well look who came here to get his butt kick*and we see is Deathstroke* papa Slade
Deathstroke: So it appears you have defeated my aprintance
Deadpool*laughing* That was your apprentice? Don’t make me laugh, the kid didn’t got the chance
Deathstroke: They had said the same thing to you when you where my apprentice
Deadpool: So you where the one who steal that suit of the real Ronin and my paycheck right?
Deathstroke: Always been a smart ass right Wade, I plan this entire show so that you can come here and face my latest warrior*sees Ronin decapitated* but looks like you had the upper hand
Deadpool: So what the hell do you want from me now Slade? Kiss your butt on your good work?
Deathstroke: More likely a match between apprentice and master*we see Deathstroke’s preparing fighting pose* I heard you learn also with Agent X when you leave
Deadpool: Yeah at least he was cool, eat many pizzas not like you that you order Chinese food*and we see Deadpool prepares to fight with Deathstroke and we see the both of them fight but we see Deathstroke slashes Deadpool in the chest with is Daisho, and we see Deadpool’s in the ground and Deathstroke was going to attack him with his Daisho until*
Deathstroke:*throws is weapon* Why don’t we make more interesting, a hand to combat it is the basics of all combats, only a fool trust his life to a weapon
Deadpool: I like the sound of that!*we see Deadpool quickly hits Deathstroke in the jaw and we see he’s going to attack until Deathstroke grabs Deapool’s leg and slams him to the wall and we see he now hits him to the ground many times until he lets go to him and then Deathstroke is going to jump towards Deadpool until Deadpool uses his feet and kicks Deathstroke sending him to the ground and we see Deathstroke gets up an the two of them are using their fighting skills and we see an awesome battle, each blocking there attack, then try to everything until Deathstroke punch Deapool in the face and we see Deathastroke is pummeling many times at Deadpool*
Deathstroke: Pathetic! You where suppose to be my apprentice and this is how you are representing it? I thought you all of this for my legacy, but it appears I was wrong all along*Deathstroke still pummeling Deadpool until*
Deadpool: Look old man, I work alone and you know what else is Double Deuce time*we see Deadpool gives Deathstroke a headbutt then he jumps and gives a double deuce and we see he clobbers Deathstroke and Deathstroke has two grenades attach at his both shoulders* I know I cant be there but tell hell that I said hi* we see Deadpool gets out and we see Deathstroke explodes and we just see the mask of him, Deadpool then sees the device for his paycheck grabs it and he leaves*
*The Next morning we see Deadpool’s packing to go home and we seee his talking to Weasel*
Weasel: Wow! So how was it fighting with you old master*Deadpool doesn’t say a word* looks like you want to talk about in other time right
Deadpool: The only thing im telling that im goanna get my paycheck and get out of this place, there isn’t a good burger place to eat here
Weasel: Remember that is Japan
Deadpool: Whatever*we see Deadpool leaves meanwhile we see two persons are talking*
????: So the mission was a success?
?????: Yes, Deadpool didn’t notice a thing
?????: And what about Deathstroke?
????: Probably he’s dead
????: Well*we see it haves on his hand a jar with blood* project Vulcan will go acoocrding to plan…..agent Ronin*and we see is the same Ronin that fight Deadpool*
The end????
Deadpool: Hey im Wade Wilson, The merc with a mouth name Deadpool, well here’s my first fan fiction written by KOD if you don’t know this guy then go play in traffic, anyway im here in this crappy apartment and im going to watch my favorite show…..i aint goanna tell all the story for you! Just read the #$%& fan fiction an lets get to the drama
*We are in the apartment of Deadpool and we see Deadpool with out his mask watching TV*
Announcer: Next on CN is Winx Club*then we see Deadpool shoots at the TV with one of his guns*
Deadpool: They replace Megas XLR for this!? Man where’s the world coming to, well I don’t really have to care about that im just a business man*the phone rings and Deapool answer the phone*
Anonymous: Is this Deadpool?*then we see Deadpool gets up on the couch and goes to get his mask* hello is anyone there?
Deadpool: This is Deadpool
Anonymous: The mercenary?
Deadpool: I can be also Hillary Duff only I can sing…. I prefer to be called DP
Anonymous: Eeer…yes, well have you ever heard of the Star Corporation?
Deadpool: Nope
Anonymous: It’s Osaka Japan
Deadpool: I refuse to go to Japan on moral grounds and more that im not a Puffy Ami Yummi fan
Anonymous: I am willing to pay a huge pilled of money
Deadpool: Ok! Oh wait…. I almost forgot this is the new me with new equipment, I have to ask what job is
Anonymous: Does it really matter?
Deadpool: Not really but I just want to know anyway
Anonymous: I need you to steal something from Star Corporation
Deadpool: I think there won’t be a problem….so how handsome?.....I was expecting more like Tom Cruise and your offering Leonardo Dicaprio! Attractive sure but in that caprio off, nah im just messing with you, ill do it
* Then we are in Osaka Japan and we see Deadpool’s entering at the place undetected*
Deadpool: And I thought Japan has more advance security in the world*then he was going to the ground until he detects there wires everywhere and there’s machine guns all over the roof* never mind*then we see he uses Ninja Stars and cuts all the wires to activated the security system and we see Deadpool is now going to some lasers and goes thru them easily* and the crowd goes wild and says to Deadpool you can now score!
*We see he puts some silent explosives to open the door and we see he now near at the objective and we see there’s a scientist and Deadpool pulls his sword to put it on his throat*
Deadpool: Hey buddy! Why Japan as to work 24 hrs? You don’t sleep or have…. The fun time!
Scientist: Please! I’m just a researcher keeping an eye n the C.B.F
Deadpool: Well your problems are over, because im going to steal it*and we see Deadpool is going to grab the C.B.F even if it is in a pilled of goo security* look it looks like im grabbing a lava lamp or Orson Well’s …
Scientist: Please! That piece of equipment it could cause chaos into the entire world
Deadpool: Well the people signing my paycheck will have to worry about that, infact there counting on it*we see Deadpool is getting out until a mysterious shadow attacks him from the back and Deadpool goes to the ground and the C.B.F is now in the hands of the shadowy figure* hey what do you think you are doing pal!? That’s my trademark!
Ronin: Not anymore*and we see is Ronin from the New Avengers*
Deadpool: Hey I know you, your that ninja who teams with the New Avengers right? I was goanna apply but they say I can’t peak on Spider-Woman when see takes off her clothes
Ronin: Not really, I probably look and called like him but im not, I was expecting you Wade
Deadpool: Ah sorry but if you want some martial art lessons you have to make a line pal
Ronin*grabs two swords* No thanks, I already know WAAHHHH!!!!*Ronin prepares to attack Deadpool and Deadpool quickly grabs his two swords and the weapons collied and each of them tries to slash one of another and we see the slash part of their suits and they get of at each other and there in there fighting pose* not bad, like the boss as said you are a great warrior Wade, but too bad you don’t have the same abilities as I do*Ronin then grabs Nun Chucks and starts to attack Deadpool and we see Deadpool tries to attack Ronin but Ronin’s very fast and kicks Deadpool sending him to the wall being then tries to attack him with his weapons until Deadpool uses his Katanas and removes Ronin’s weapons and punch him throwing him to the ground*
Deadpool: Well ninja boy, looks im better*then suddenly thousands of ninjas appear and we see Ronin uses a smoke bomb to escape and we see the ninjas are surrounding Deadpool* SWEET! I always wanted a fight with ninjas*then we see many attack Deapool and Deadpool uses his sword and Rifle Gun to attack the ninjas, we see Deadpool kicks some of them then he fires some in their heads then with the sword slashes the ninjas heads* Oh come on! I’m Deadpool dagnabbit! I’ve kicked nads all over the world….sometimes even other dimensions! And you are supposed to be the greatest warriors on earth!? For shame!
*Then we see many ninjas throws some bombs at Deadpool and we see Deadpool flying at the middle at the city and we see he uses is martial arts skills and his swords to hang on a building and he gets up and the ninjas are just watching*
Deadpool: What’s wrong!? Scared of a little height!?*then we see thousands of ninjas are jumping towards Deadpool* once again my mouth has provoke the death of me*we see Deadpool runs towards many buildings and we see he uses Bomb Balls and we see the ninjas step on them and many explosions we see and some of the ninjas are falling from the buildings, we see Deadpool then goes to an hotel and some couple are kissing seminude* hey get a room will ya!?.....oh sorry you already in one, my bad*then we see the other ninjas try to attack Deadpool with ninja stars and we see Deadpool uses his swords to deflect the stars and he now has them* you want to see a real throw-star!? Here you go!*we see Deadpool throws the ninja stars at the ninjas and we see they all go directly at there heads and some of them in the throat and we see Deadpool is now at the streets of Japan and we see people are watching Deadpool* is the new fashion ladies and gentlemen, red spandex only at S-Mart and shop at S-Mart
* We see other ninjas are closing the path at Deadpool*
Deadpool:*yawns* Im really starting to get bored by killing you people……maybe not*then we see Deadpool pulls some grenades and put them at the ninjas and we see them blown way and now Deadpool is in bar and many people are running from the place and the ninjas are in and they are surrounding Deadpool* hey guys, did you ever watch Kill Bill? I hope you squirt a lot of blood YEAAAHHH!!!*we see Deapool jumps and slashes a ninja in half then he uses his martial arts skills kicks some of them and we see he attach a grenade at them and they explode, the ninjas are now using there swords to attack Deadpool but with his Katanas has stab them then uses his rifles to fire many ninjas and we see all of them are falling and we just see one ninja left and looks scare* come on get out of here*we see the last ninja escapes and Deadpool grabs a drink at the abandon bar* lets see what sake takes like*he drinks it but he spits it immediately* taste horrible! I prefer a cold beer instead of this crap* he turns around and notice the last ninja has left a bomb* Oh, this is going to hurt*BOOOOMMMMM!!!! The bar is all destroyed and we see Ronin just observing the place and leaves*
*The next day we see and apartment of Japan and Deadpool’s still alive thanks for the healing factor he has from the Weapon X program still he’s recuperating and we see someone his contacting him to his portable computer*
Weasel: Hey Wade!*then he sees him* looks like someone try to burn ya man
Deadpool: Very funny Weasel, you know that I have a skin condition
Weasel: Well I have receive information about this Ronin and it appears you where fighting with an impostor
Deadpool: Is that so
Weasel: I got there reports that the real Ronin was working with the Avengers at the same as you where fighting with that ninja
Deadpool: I was thinking I was fighting with someone cool
Weasel: Don’t get to cocky; you don’t know anything about this guy
Deadpool: The only thing it matters is that little bastard has ruin my business and now I have to recuperate what is mine; you know anybody that knows this Ronin wannabe is?
Weasel: The only name I got is the mercenary called Bullseye
Deadpool: No freaking way! My pal Bullseye is here? Probably I will give him some porn magazines or hentai
Weasel:*raises eyebrow* You are kidding right?
Deadpool:*prepares himself* Well I can tell you that im going to need more weapons
*We see Deadpool goes at night on finding Bullseye and we see he goes everywhere and watching some magazines until he stops on high building*
Deadpool: Looks like I can find old shooter anywhere*suddenly we see on the shadows someone throwing nickels at Deadpool and Deadpool moves and we see the nickels as made a hole in the building we see is Bullseye* hey Bullseye! What’s up pal!?
Bullseye: You don’t shut up do ya Wade!?*we see he throws some kind of cards at Deadpool and there also explosives and Deadpool escape quickly*
Deadpool: Hey come on Bullsy! Remember that pals doesn’t have to fight
Bullseye: First off im not your pal and never have been* we see Bullseye now attacks Deadpool but then Deadpool grapples at Bullseye*
Deadpool: Don’t tell that you have forgotten the time we team up with the other four villains to steal a disk*then Bullseye kicks Deadpool in the stomach then he gives Deadpool a Headlock*
Bullseye: That was along time ago, besides you always irritated me*then we see Bullseye was going to crack Deadpool’s neck until Deadpool gives a headbutt in the face of Bullseye and Bullseye lets go to Deadpool then Deadpool grabs his sword and gives the other sword at Bullseye* what is this?
Deadpool: Ah just a little game, the one who gets stab in the stomach wins, ready!?*we see Deadpool goes towards at Bullseye and we see Bullseye jumps to avoid the attack of Deadpool then when Deadpool turns around Bullseye cobblers Deapool slamming into the ground and we see Bullseye now trying to slash Deadpool and we see Deadpool lifts is arms to get pulse so he can “Drop Kick” Bullseye and we see he now tries to stab Bullseye and we see he did it but then we get a little closer and we see that both of them have stab at the same time and they all retrieve their sword at each other* looks like it was a draw don’t you think?
Bullseye:*hurt*I suppose so*then we see they all seat like they where just fighting for fun* so what the hell do you want Wade
Deadpool: Any information about that ninja is lurking around here
Bullseye: Ah yeah the ninja that looks like Ronin right? Daredevil would be piss if he hears about this
Deadpool: What’s that suppose to mean?
Bullseye: Never mind that idiot, well I don’t have $#&% of information about that ninja, tho I think I saw someone did a suit with the exact design somewhere
Deadpool: Well spill it out Bullseye*we see Bullseye throws a toothpick at Deadpool’s throat and cuts it* arrgg
Bullseye: Next time I use a nail, I saw it in place call Robo industries right near at that direction*points at the place*
Deadpool: Great! First I was piss off on not finding you all day now I have to find another person for information
Bullseye: Stop your whining Wade, well its time for me to go I got my on business to attend*we see Bullseye runs and jumps from the building and disappears*
Deadpool: Hey remember me that I give ya some silver spoons for Christmas*we see Deadpool moves towards and we see the fake Ronin was spying on him*
Ronin:*contacting with someone* Looks like Deadpool’s going towards to Robo industries
????: Well your mission is done for now, I just contact someone to eliminate Wade*we see Wade is now in Robo Industries and we see he fools the security system and watch for a girl that is walking grabs her and take her like hostage*
Deadpool: Ok, im just goanna use for information all right, im not goanna kill you…..besides im not getting pay extra*then he turns her around*hey you look like that chick from the giant robot show I like
Girl: What are you talking about?
Deadpool: Sorry I just love redheads, well enough of this. Do you know any information about a mysterious ninja that lurks in Japan?
Girl: I don’t know anything
Deadpool:*gets closer to her* Come on red, I know that ninja as a link to this place and im goanna find out no matter out*then he shows his sword* and I mean at any cost
Girl:*sign* If you put it that way*then we are in the main computer and the girl’s his hacking all the systems and find some information* well I find some information about your ninja and it appears he was a program years ago but suddenly they shut it down some how
Deadpool: With a killer ninja like that who would it…..they would’ve lock me in the Looney bin for now
Girl: And it says that the equipment was stolen and I mean everything even the suit, but that’s weird…..i remember hearing that they where disposing all the equipment to another place
Deadpool: Well looks like they had other plans in mind
Girl:*accessing to the files* I can’t enter the other files; it appears they all lock them up
Deadpool: Once, my TV didn’t work, so I kicked it and it started working again*the girl stares at Deadpool* never mind
Girl: well that’s the only information I have so you’re on your own*suddenly Deadpool watches at the window and watch something is coming towards them*
Deadpool: Ah you better come with me because if you seen many action movies something is going to happen and its coming this way!*we is a chopper and we see it haves a machine gun and starts to fire and we see Deadpool quickly grabs the girl and we see he runs very fast and we see the chopper is still firing at Deadpool and Deadpool with the girl is still running then we see the chopper is now going to fire a rocket missile* did you ever that video of Metallica on jumping on a building? Well we are going to do the same thing*we see Deadpool grabs his sword and goes directly at one of the buildings windows and we see them flying and we see the building is collapsing by the explosion and we see Deadpool is using is sword to hold on a building then we see he uses his martial arts and he’s now safe with the girl* I suggest you get the heck out of here red
*We see the girl stays a few seconds then she runs way and we see the chopper is going towards at Deadpool*
Deadpool: Come on chump! I face bigger things like you kinda like the size of Anna Nicole…*then we see the chopper fires many missiles at Deadpool but Deadpool then jumps and goes directly at the chopper and we see the chopper is going to fire at Deadpool but Deadpool slash the machine guns and explodes and finally Deadpool puts many grenades at the chopper* see ya fellas*we see Deadpool gets out of the chopper and the chopper gets blown way* nothing more than a exploding chopper to cheer up someone*suddenly someone fires a tranquilizer at Deadpool’s neck* ah! A mosquito?*suddenly we see all blurry and we see it all go blank, we see Deadpool is opening his eyes* man! Am I waste it?*and we see is in a big red room like a fighting stadium and we see a door is opening and it’s Ronin*
Ronin: Glad that you make it so far Deadpool, *preparing his weapons* my boss want the both of us to fight to the death
Deadpool: Well sweet Christmas, im goanna get a whuppin!*then we see Deadpool’s grabbing his swords and prepare in fighting pose and we see the pan the view and we see both warriors are goanna fight and we see both Deadpool and Ronin’s eyes until we see the both of them move at each other and we see the both collied their swords and we see they try to slash at each other, Ronin punch Deadpool in the jaw and stabs in the stomach and Deadpool’s bleeding badly*
Ronin: Looks like this fight is over*then we see Deadpool recuperates from the stabbing by his healing factor* what the?
Deadpool: Oh I forgot to mention the death rule doesn’t apply on me*we see Deadpool goes directly at Ronin and kicks him to the chest then tries to slash him but Ronin uses is nunchucks to deflect the attack of Deadpool and we see he kicks Deadpool and Deadpool goes to the ground and we see Ronin reveals his nunchucks are two razor sharp blades and tries to slash is head off but then Deadpool uses his katanas to defend himself and kicks Ronin in the stomach and the both of them are far way from each other*
Ronin: Just like the boss told me you’re an excellent warrior, to bad it has to end this way* and we see Ronin goes towards to Deadpool with a beserker attack*
Deadpool: You still the name and suit of a super hero then your stealing Wolverine’s attack? Man you suck!*we see Deadpool crosses his swords and not even moving and we see Ronin attacks Deadpool and we see a bright light for a few seconds then we see Deadpool has receive heavy damages from the attack but we see he haves his swords like scissors the throat of Ronin* well bye bye*we see the shadows of both of them and we see Deadpool slash Ronin’s head and we see Deadpool’s recuperating from the fight* this guys are getting persistent by the minute*suddenly we see a door opens and we see a shadowy figure coming towards Deadpool*
????: Its been along time Wade
Deadpool: Well look who came here to get his butt kick*and we see is Deathstroke* papa Slade
Deathstroke: So it appears you have defeated my aprintance
Deadpool*laughing* That was your apprentice? Don’t make me laugh, the kid didn’t got the chance
Deathstroke: They had said the same thing to you when you where my apprentice
Deadpool: So you where the one who steal that suit of the real Ronin and my paycheck right?
Deathstroke: Always been a smart ass right Wade, I plan this entire show so that you can come here and face my latest warrior*sees Ronin decapitated* but looks like you had the upper hand
Deadpool: So what the hell do you want from me now Slade? Kiss your butt on your good work?
Deathstroke: More likely a match between apprentice and master*we see Deathstroke’s preparing fighting pose* I heard you learn also with Agent X when you leave
Deadpool: Yeah at least he was cool, eat many pizzas not like you that you order Chinese food*and we see Deadpool prepares to fight with Deathstroke and we see the both of them fight but we see Deathstroke slashes Deadpool in the chest with is Daisho, and we see Deadpool’s in the ground and Deathstroke was going to attack him with his Daisho until*
Deathstroke:*throws is weapon* Why don’t we make more interesting, a hand to combat it is the basics of all combats, only a fool trust his life to a weapon
Deadpool: I like the sound of that!*we see Deadpool quickly hits Deathstroke in the jaw and we see he’s going to attack until Deathstroke grabs Deapool’s leg and slams him to the wall and we see he now hits him to the ground many times until he lets go to him and then Deathstroke is going to jump towards Deadpool until Deadpool uses his feet and kicks Deathstroke sending him to the ground and we see Deathstroke gets up an the two of them are using their fighting skills and we see an awesome battle, each blocking there attack, then try to everything until Deathstroke punch Deapool in the face and we see Deathastroke is pummeling many times at Deadpool*
Deathstroke: Pathetic! You where suppose to be my apprentice and this is how you are representing it? I thought you all of this for my legacy, but it appears I was wrong all along*Deathstroke still pummeling Deadpool until*
Deadpool: Look old man, I work alone and you know what else is Double Deuce time*we see Deadpool gives Deathstroke a headbutt then he jumps and gives a double deuce and we see he clobbers Deathstroke and Deathstroke has two grenades attach at his both shoulders* I know I cant be there but tell hell that I said hi* we see Deadpool gets out and we see Deathstroke explodes and we just see the mask of him, Deadpool then sees the device for his paycheck grabs it and he leaves*
*The Next morning we see Deadpool’s packing to go home and we seee his talking to Weasel*
Weasel: Wow! So how was it fighting with you old master*Deadpool doesn’t say a word* looks like you want to talk about in other time right
Deadpool: The only thing im telling that im goanna get my paycheck and get out of this place, there isn’t a good burger place to eat here
Weasel: Remember that is Japan
Deadpool: Whatever*we see Deadpool leaves meanwhile we see two persons are talking*
????: So the mission was a success?
?????: Yes, Deadpool didn’t notice a thing
?????: And what about Deathstroke?
????: Probably he’s dead
????: Well*we see it haves on his hand a jar with blood* project Vulcan will go acoocrding to plan…..agent Ronin*and we see is the same Ronin that fight Deadpool*
The end????