Anyone like my joke series sig?

[The Dork Knight]

I get my jokes off of www.makeyoulaugh.com
Does anyone want this to continue? I got some lawyer jokes coming to....

[Patrick McCart]

Your signatures are as funny as Tokio Jokio. :D

[happyheathen]

Q: What do you call 5,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.


dave


p.s. - same could be said of CN programmers...

[The Dork Knight]

Very funny Patrick...

[dendawg]

I've got one...


What have you got with a thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in catsh*t?

Not enough catsh*t! :p

[Jack]

A couple blonds decide that they are going to fly to New York to become rich and famous. They then buy some 3rd class tickets to NY, but decide they are too good for 3rd class and sneak up to 1st class. The attendants tells them "you can't be up here, you belong in 3rd class," but they do not listen. After multiple trys, the flight attendants decide to tell the captain that these blonds do not want to go back to 3rd class. The captain then says he will hand le it, so he goes backand tells the blonds something. This causes them to panic and run back to 3rd class. The flight attendant then asked the captain what it was that he said to make the blonds go back to 3rd class, too which he replied "I just told them that 1st class isn't going to New York."

The End


Jack:D

[DR. BELCH]

--with apologies to the excessively religious, flatulent, hearing-impaired, and pretty much everybody else:

What does a Catholic's left leg say to her right leg?
Nothing; the two have never met.

How does a Catholic turn on the lights after she is intimate with a man?
She opens the car door.

Why don't Baptists have relations standing up?
Someone might think they're dancing.

Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Panama Canal?
Well, the Canal is a busy ditch, and--uh...heh, heh. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/otn/wink/thumb.gif