Daffy Dork
10-02-2005, 05:00 PM
The Sad tale of Wally Finkelstein
One day Wally Finkelstein woke up and went to brush his teeth. He had used up all his Franklin the Turtle Toothpaste and was quite annoyed. He had to settle for his mediocre Brother Bear Toothpaste. It did not have that great taste of turtle. After that, it was time for Wally’s morning shower. There had been a drought and a Famine in the area for the past few days. Wally was really running low on Uncle Ben’s Rice and Fresca. Anyway, Wally was in the shower and there was no water. Wally stomped and screamed and demanded a refund for that wacky exercise contraption he bought off Bamzu 4 weeks ago. He really needed to take a shower. So he showered with Marmalade. It felt really good and tasty. Wally had a nice Loofa rubdown with his Yellow Loufa he got as a belated Bastille Day present. When Wally came out, he was all sticky and smelled like a Goat. Wally looked in his Wardrobe to see what to wear. His tacky Plaid tie was in the laundry and he didn’t know what to wear. So he Put on his Apple Strudel costume from the Bastille Day Bash . Then he went outside to fetch his morning paper and water his Petunias. It was a little nippy outside so Wally put a box of Puffed Wheat on his head for warmth. When Wally brought in his paper, he immediately flipped to Sherman’s Lagoon. Wally loves Sherman’s Lagoon. ( Editor’s note: The views of adoring Sherman’s Lagoon are the sole opinions of the individual and does not affect the opinion of the publishers or any of their affiliates) (Author’s note: I really don’t like Sherman’s Lagoon, I prefer Herman!) (Editor’s note: I don’t really like Herman that much) (Author’s note: Neither do I, I just used Herman to be random) (Editor’s note: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!) (Author’s note: That was really uncalled for and we now return to our story already in Progress) Wally took out a carton of Tropicana Orange Juice and poured himself a glass. Then Wally took out an egg. Wally then exclaimed “One egg left?! For a nutritious breakfast, two eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but one, which is one shy of two! And it is two that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast. And without the eggs, I cannot have the breakfast that I shall require!” Then Wally watched The Powerpuff Girls. The episode “ Just another Manic Mojo” was on. I wonder why. ( Insert roll eyes emoticon) Then it was time for Wally to go to work. When he got to work, Wally turned on his computer and instead of going to Microsoft Word and finishing that paper on Penguins, He went to Check his Email. He opened his Email from his boss Mr. Timothy Two Face McRichington. It was a challenge that was Geography related and At the bottom of the Email it said “Whoever completes this last will be fired. Whoever completes it first will get a Raise.” Wally was determined to get that raise because the price of butter had recently gone up. Wally was about to begin when he heard a Maniacal Cackle. It was coming from the Cubicle of his coworker Joel. (Last Name: Henderson) Joel was laughing so loud in his victory that he exploded. Tons of Donuts fell out of his head. Because Remember Kids: People don’t bleed, We’re all made of Donuts! Wally was then fired. He walked out depressed and it started raining. He then screamed in fury “ I want Pumpkin Pie!!!” (Editor’s Note: The original line was “ Curse you Tim!” But due to the fear of teh bannage, The line was changed also because I like Pumpkin Pie and it fits because it doesn’t make sense. Much like the rest of this story. Btw, Loonaticz is da best! It’s kewl!!!!!!!!!!1111) Anyway, back to our story, which btw is being made into a movie soon. I think I might want it to be filmed in a 2.15:1 aspect ratio. It looks good in the test animation. Also in the film: A cameo by Mark Hamill, so prepare for your theater to be geek city! Anyway, Wally was stuck in the rain walking home when he passed a Wal-Mart ( Product Placement already?! Yeesh…) Anyway, Wally went in and Purchased an Umbrella and a pack of Swedish Fish. He shared the Fish with his pal Big Fat Pipsqueak Terry. Wally was happy once more! He skipped merrily home! When he got home, his neighbor Pontiac Prefect was at his door. The world was about to explode. Wally went into space and had many happy adventures with his friends who also survived. In fact everyone survived except the 8 oz. Tuna Steaks. They were eaten with Soy Sauce. And they all lived happily ever after.
The End!
One day Wally Finkelstein woke up and went to brush his teeth. He had used up all his Franklin the Turtle Toothpaste and was quite annoyed. He had to settle for his mediocre Brother Bear Toothpaste. It did not have that great taste of turtle. After that, it was time for Wally’s morning shower. There had been a drought and a Famine in the area for the past few days. Wally was really running low on Uncle Ben’s Rice and Fresca. Anyway, Wally was in the shower and there was no water. Wally stomped and screamed and demanded a refund for that wacky exercise contraption he bought off Bamzu 4 weeks ago. He really needed to take a shower. So he showered with Marmalade. It felt really good and tasty. Wally had a nice Loofa rubdown with his Yellow Loufa he got as a belated Bastille Day present. When Wally came out, he was all sticky and smelled like a Goat. Wally looked in his Wardrobe to see what to wear. His tacky Plaid tie was in the laundry and he didn’t know what to wear. So he Put on his Apple Strudel costume from the Bastille Day Bash . Then he went outside to fetch his morning paper and water his Petunias. It was a little nippy outside so Wally put a box of Puffed Wheat on his head for warmth. When Wally brought in his paper, he immediately flipped to Sherman’s Lagoon. Wally loves Sherman’s Lagoon. ( Editor’s note: The views of adoring Sherman’s Lagoon are the sole opinions of the individual and does not affect the opinion of the publishers or any of their affiliates) (Author’s note: I really don’t like Sherman’s Lagoon, I prefer Herman!) (Editor’s note: I don’t really like Herman that much) (Author’s note: Neither do I, I just used Herman to be random) (Editor’s note: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!) (Author’s note: That was really uncalled for and we now return to our story already in Progress) Wally took out a carton of Tropicana Orange Juice and poured himself a glass. Then Wally took out an egg. Wally then exclaimed “One egg left?! For a nutritious breakfast, two eggs is the minimum requirement! And I have but one, which is one shy of two! And it is two that I need! Curses! I must immediately purchase some eggs, for I need to have breakfast. And without the eggs, I cannot have the breakfast that I shall require!” Then Wally watched The Powerpuff Girls. The episode “ Just another Manic Mojo” was on. I wonder why. ( Insert roll eyes emoticon) Then it was time for Wally to go to work. When he got to work, Wally turned on his computer and instead of going to Microsoft Word and finishing that paper on Penguins, He went to Check his Email. He opened his Email from his boss Mr. Timothy Two Face McRichington. It was a challenge that was Geography related and At the bottom of the Email it said “Whoever completes this last will be fired. Whoever completes it first will get a Raise.” Wally was determined to get that raise because the price of butter had recently gone up. Wally was about to begin when he heard a Maniacal Cackle. It was coming from the Cubicle of his coworker Joel. (Last Name: Henderson) Joel was laughing so loud in his victory that he exploded. Tons of Donuts fell out of his head. Because Remember Kids: People don’t bleed, We’re all made of Donuts! Wally was then fired. He walked out depressed and it started raining. He then screamed in fury “ I want Pumpkin Pie!!!” (Editor’s Note: The original line was “ Curse you Tim!” But due to the fear of teh bannage, The line was changed also because I like Pumpkin Pie and it fits because it doesn’t make sense. Much like the rest of this story. Btw, Loonaticz is da best! It’s kewl!!!!!!!!!!1111) Anyway, back to our story, which btw is being made into a movie soon. I think I might want it to be filmed in a 2.15:1 aspect ratio. It looks good in the test animation. Also in the film: A cameo by Mark Hamill, so prepare for your theater to be geek city! Anyway, Wally was stuck in the rain walking home when he passed a Wal-Mart ( Product Placement already?! Yeesh…) Anyway, Wally went in and Purchased an Umbrella and a pack of Swedish Fish. He shared the Fish with his pal Big Fat Pipsqueak Terry. Wally was happy once more! He skipped merrily home! When he got home, his neighbor Pontiac Prefect was at his door. The world was about to explode. Wally went into space and had many happy adventures with his friends who also survived. In fact everyone survived except the 8 oz. Tuna Steaks. They were eaten with Soy Sauce. And they all lived happily ever after.
The End!