Books never written.

[AdamYJ]

I got this idea from a joke book I read when I was younger. Basically, the idea is to post fake book titles with pun names as the authors. Such as:

Frontier Cooking by Chuck Wagon

How to Borrow Politely by Sharon Sharalike

How to Prepare for Anything by Justin Case

The Mysteries of the Brain by Sara Bellum

[candy17]

I got this idea from a joke book I read when I was younger. Basically, the idea is to post fake book titles with pun names as the authors.

Kinda like the prank call names Bart uses on The Simpsons, only it's done with books.

Here are some:

40 Yard Dash To The Bathroom by Will E. Makett and Betty Wont

The Science of Sound by Mike Griffone

Styles From The 1970s by Belle Bottoms

Portable Music and You by C.D. Player, with introduction by I. Pod

So You Want To Be A Mortician by M. Balmer

How To Furnish Your Room, '60's Style by Shaggy Carpette

When Men Lust For Other Men by Homer Sexual and Amanda Hugginkiss

Bodies of Water by Brooke Rivers

Coping With Exhaustion by Peter Dout

How To Insult People In Chinese by Scru Yu

A Guide To Uncomfortable Beds by Matt Tress and Rusty Bedsprings

Getting Blamed: A True Story by Y. Me

101 French Pastries by E. Claire

[AdamYJ]

Kinda like the prank call names Bart uses on The Simpsons, only it's done with books.

Or, like the villian names in the Carmen Sandiego computer games. The whole pun name thing has been around since way before Bart Simpson.

By the way, yours are very funny.

[Lord Dalek]

Yellow River - I. P. Daily

[candy17]

Or, like the villian names in the Carmen Sandiego computer games. The whole pun name thing has been around since way before Bart Simpson.
Good to know. I know Carmen San Diego had joke names for the villains not only on the computer games, but also the board games and the game show that aired on PBS


By the way, yours are very funny.
Thanks. The first one was from the episode of the Cartoon Network-made show Cow and Chicken where Chicken fakes being near-sighted to get glasses. You know Homer Sexual and Amanda Hugginkiss were from The Simpsons (because like most good shows on TV, they come up with catchphrases and memorable moments/characters that stay with you, even if the show ends, gets cancelled, or goes on and loses its spark). The rest, I made up.

Here are some more:

How To Get Rid of Old Mattresses by Rusty Bedsprings

Dealing With Effeminate Males by Nancy Boye

101 Delicious Milkshakes and Ice Cream Treats by Cherry Float

Asian Prophylactics by Kahn Domm

Insect Bites by Bea Sting

[Startrekman700]

this was actually posted in the boy scouts magazine "Boy's World" and a few

"How NOT to get shot by the police" By Elle' P. Dee

"maps to south central" by Yu Mi Negga

"Jihad in 9.11 steps" by Museele M. Terreris

[fabalafae]

Diary of a Mad Green Woman the story of Elphaba Thropp??? :confused: :D

[Space Chief]

Japanese Hygiene by Gotaka Showa.

[TheMecca]

Diary of a Mad Green Woman the story of Elphaba Thropp??? Ooooooh a Wicked reference! Obscure! (/sarcasm, even though I commend you on that one)
Here's mine, it's not quite a pun:
Drugs and You by Louise Sanders-Diez.

[Sharklady]

'Organizing Your Paperwork' by Euripides Upman

[StarScream64]

Male Intellect by Ox E. Moron


Thank you Mrs. White...:evil:

[Weatherman]

Water Treatment by Sue R Age.

Jailbreaks Made Easy by Khant Katchme

Flying to the Moon by Heed N. Cloud

[NewGenious]

How to Tell if Someone is Lying To You by Kent Foolmi

[JDWeil]

How To Beg For a Living by Moustapha Handout.

[WolfieKiwi]

It's not easy being smart by Iama Moron

The History from Begining to End by Wen Willit End

[Alex Toon]

Side Effects of Enzyte- Mike Rotch :ack:
Bondage and Torture- Heywood Jaspankme
Hitchhiker's Guide to Viewing Woody Allen Films-Sam Etic

[Kaoru]

The Freethinker - the 1365 edition.

[JDWeil]

All About Flying by Krash and Byrne

[Prophet Wing]

The Stoner's Manifesto by Mary Wanna and Alice Dee

[Zubby]

Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts

The ABC Picture Book by Ella Menopee

Italian Cooking by Liz Onya

Dropping the Soap by Ben Dover

[OrbotsCommander]

I Knew Yogi Bear, by Ted E. Bear

Build a Better Robot, by I. Robot

Catching Them All, by Pok E. Mon

Infection and You, by Fess Ter

Smells of Egypt, by Sphinx A. Lot

How to Give a Dinosaur a Bath, by X. Stinct

Shake 'n' Bake, by Eartha Quake and Tor Inferno

Get Your Way, by The Bratz

Fur-Covered Terra Cotta, by Hairy Potter

Vampire Waxing, by Buff E.

Vison Problems, and What To Do About Them, by Dr. I. C. Spots

I Married a Frog, by Horny Toad

How's that? :D

[JDWeil]

Support For Athletics by Jacques Strappe.

[Prophet Wing]

Orthodontics for Beginners by Buck Teeth

[JDWeil]

Here's a few more:

Making Money the Old-Fashioned Way by I. Robbe and U. Stele.
Lewis Carroll As I Knew Him by Alice Trudy Lookinglass.
How To Avoid Thievery by Hugh N. Krigh.
The How's and Why's Of Proper Skin Care by Ivan Awfulitch and Hugo Scratchemoff.

[Brandon Pierce]

The Story Behind The Star-Spangled Banner: by Jose Kenyusi

[JDWeil]

Stories To Make Your Skin Crawl by Whitelipt & Trembling

[tucsoncoyote]

The Joy of Flying by P.N. Gwynn
How to Get Rich in 30 days or Less by P. Rod Mid Skeem
Haircuts made Easy by Barbar Pole.
I always Turn Left by Notta Wright

:coyote:

[JDWeil]

How To Get Rich Quick by Lotte Mazuma
Traveling Slow and Easy by Orson Buggie
Through a Lens, Cheaply by Otto Focus

[Kaoru]

How to keep a secret by Jesus H Christ,
Is there life on Mars? by Terra Nullius,
Manual on ettiquettes by I. P Freely,
The next-gen technology - blending! by Osoro Saki,
How to get rich by I. O Yue.

[JDWeil]

The Mechanic's Bible by Hudson C. Dann
How To Cure Your Paranoia and Destroy Your Enemies in Six Easy Steps by Cy Kosis
A Tour Through the Zoo by Anna Mills
Something In the Air by Brayke Wind and Flatte U. Lent

[tucsoncoyote]

How to buy a 1957 Classic Car that was a Flop by Ed Cell (Or Ed Sell)
Convience Store Robbery for Dummies by Stoppen Rob
How to Get Gas without paying by Gasset N Gogh.
Pay Your Taxes to Me or get Audited! by I.R. Esse.
:coyote:

[Alex Toon]

The Story Behind The Star-Spangled Banner: by Jose Kenyusi
Oh, say can you see-
all the Mexican jokes that you can make with this? :ack:

[thecoolone]

Fast Food Made Easy by Mack Donald
The Art of News by C. Annen
Food Poisioning in Focus by E. Coli
Best Credit Card Uses by Vee Sa
The Magic of TV by En Bee See

[MKCP_90]

Here's some I remember from 20+ yrs ago:

Stains on the Wall by Hu Phlung Dung
Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
The Yellow River by I. P. Freely
Off to the Outhouse by Willie Makit
Off to the Outhouse, Part 2 by Betty Wont
The Overpopulation of China by Wi Doom Yung (There was an author with a different middle name which I won't mention)
The Colors of Fall by Leif Piles

[tucsoncoyote]

Anything you say can be used against you in a Court of Law by Miranda Wright*

(*Note: Remember Disney's Bonkers? There was a female Police officer by that name.)

:coyote:

[JDWeil]

Baseball Made Easy by Hoozon Furst and Watson Second

[Brandon Pierce]

How to Go Water-Rafting by Woodrow Ifihadapaddle

[JDWeil]

A Great Romance by Sam and Janet Evening
A Hymnal For All Seasons by Agnes Day
A Beginner's Guide to Movie Serials by Cliff Hanger and Justin Thyme
Cooking Meat Just Right by Legge O'Lamm
Why Be Perfect? by May A. Culpa

[HeeHaw9]

How to Make a Healthy Breakfast By Peesa Toest

[JDWeil]

My Life As a Dog by Betty Boop

[Kaoru]

How to master job interviews by Justin Out,
How to get rid of pests by Imma Maus,
All about animation by Ly Vaction,
Patriotism by Seeda Worlde,
Thinking Freely by Ortho Dox Christian,
Is there a god by Theo Cratte,
Business by I Dolittle,
Go West by Gorath the space conqueror.