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candy17
09-27-2005, 09:58 AM
The Blind Cripple

Save-Yourself Man

Reefer Man

PMS Woman

Lukewarm-Chicken-Soup-Upside-The-Head Man

Nazi-Superman

Mighty Computer Mouse

Macho, Macho Man

Omelette Makin’ Man
Aquaman...oh, wait...
Scirel
09-27-2005, 11:45 AM
business man

fire man

police man

gun man
AJW73
09-27-2005, 12:53 PM
Captain Flatulence
Burp Boy
Harlan_Phoenix
09-27-2005, 03:38 PM
Blind Cripple>Nazi-Superman>Everything else.

Lightbulbman: Can turn off lightbulbs....WITHOUT USING A SWITCH!
Sporkman: Cause eat any food, ANYWHERE.
Spidderman: Can "spidder", move everything (even the universe) two inches to the left.
Sharklady
09-27-2005, 10:32 PM
The Mighty Sea Cucumber

(In case anyone needs reminding, here's a pic of that creature:)

http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/imganim/echinoderms6.jpg
Stuckey
09-28-2005, 01:49 AM
The Blind Cripple


That made me laugh out loud.
Rover_Wow
09-28-2005, 08:01 AM
One word: Tecna ;) (Wanna bet most Winx Club viewers roll their eyes everything someone says her name?)
megachao24
09-28-2005, 10:55 PM
The Almighty Mr. Crap
Harlan_Phoenix
09-28-2005, 11:21 PM
That made me laugh out loud.
You and me both dude.
Anime 51
10-02-2005, 06:03 AM
Pure Evil

Corporate Mascot

Vulnerable-to-Aluminum
Harlan_Phoenix
10-04-2005, 11:35 PM
The Constipated Screamer

Premature Evacuator
Space Chief
10-09-2005, 05:39 PM
The League of Evil Badness:

Captain Appliance- able to turn himself into a toaster, blender, fridge, etc.

The Prickler- has powers of a cactus and the ability to say "Shut up, guys! It's not funny!"

The Fighting Canadian- wears a maple leaf and whacks people with hockey sticks

Evil Mr. Rogers- "Hi, kids. Can you say "Death Ray"? I knew you could!"

And speaking of bad superheroes, there's this:
http://www.geocities.com/thoughtviper/holton/th.html
Sharklady
10-10-2005, 01:17 AM
^ Contest Over!

That 'Super Green Beret' comic is worse than anything we could make up!
Aquadementia
10-10-2005, 04:17 PM
It can't be over yet. I can't just let my stupid go to waste.


Captain Wait n' See

Miss Marksman

The Narcoleptic Watchman

The Low Blower

Die Pair (a German duo)

The Place Holder - whenever you need to get up, and you don't have a coat to put over your chair, only the place holder can help (no line waiting, please)




Aquaman...oh, wait...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/Aquadementia/doh.gifD'oh!
Brandon Pierce
10-10-2005, 06:10 PM
Look! It's WENUS Man!
G. Wen
10-14-2005, 04:36 AM
Looks Good in Spandex Man

Doesn't Wear Enough Clothes Woman

Underwear on the Outside of Tights Man
Boy Wonder
10-14-2005, 06:28 AM
Hacker (as in smoker cough) Grandma
Loving Mother-in-Law
Squarebob Spongepants
Stretchy Senior Citizen
Sailor Milky Way
elfwithagun
10-14-2005, 07:07 AM
Anal Disorder Man (its kinda gross)

Not Yet a Man but Not Yet A Woman Man

Care Bear Man

Angry Geek Man (also known as Irwin, King of Dorks!)