Clash of the Cartoon Stars: Invader Zim Vs. The Butt-Ugly Martians

[Brandon Pierce]

Bugs: Welcome, Docs!
Mickey: I'm Mickey!
Bugs: And, I'm Bugs!
Mickey: Today, we're.... um....
Bugs: Oh, no!
Mickey: I.... um.... forgot my lines.....
Bugs: Oh, jeez! Go home and get 'em you maroon! (mickey leaves) Anyway, today, we're.... wait. Oh, boy. It's Mickey who's introducing the fighters! Sheesh! Announcer guy, tell the kind audience who's fighting tonight?
Announcer: Well, today we have that green little guy from planet Irk. A place where size does matter. And, since he is the smallest of his kind.... well, let's just say he's not gonna win the mayor award anytime soon. He is INVADER ZIM!!!!!!!
Zim: Hello, filthy worm slugs! BOW BEFORE ME!!!!!! (audience cheers)
Announcer: And, now, the challengers, THE BUTT-UGLY MARTIANS!!!!!!!!
Martian 1: Applause?
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Get off the stage! Go home! BOO!
Bugs: Booooo! P.U.! (relizes camera is on him) Well.... uhhh.... on with the fight! (bell goes off)
Announcer: There they go!!!!! (zim gets into his ship and blasts off)
Bugs: What's this? Zim is running away from the fight!
Zim: No, I'm not you long-eared freak. (zim blasts off)
Bugs: Well.... uhhh..... I guess, Zim has forfetted.
Zim: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!
(zim crashes his ship onto the Butt-Uglies)
Bugs: Well, it looks like Zim has one!
Zim: Those puny things couldn't stand a chance. (audience is cheering)
Audience: ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM!
(the butt-uglies come crawiling out of the ship)
Martian 2: Let's kick his butt!
Martian 3: Yeah! For trying to kill us!
Audience member: Zim! Look out! (zim turns around)
Announcer: The Butt-Uglies are charging at Zim! What will he do! I'm so sad! I bet everything I had on Zim!
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(zim takes laser out and zaps the butt-uglies)
Zim: Victory is mine!
Audience: We love Zim! We love Zim! We love Zim!
(the butt-uglies come back to life)
Martian 1: Now he's goind down for sure!
Zim: What?
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the martians pounce on zim, but he takes a cannon out and blows theie heads off)
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Zim: The Butt-Ugly Martians, so unknowing, so unprepared....
Announcer: Let's watch that on Replay! (we see Zim blowing off the martains' heads in slow-mo)
Bugs: And, what's the score Announcer?
Announcer: Zim-3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Points! P.S. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000.
Butt-Ugly Martians:- 0 Points!
(audience cheers)
Bugs: And, this wrestleing match is over. (mickey returns with the script)
Mickey: I'm.... back.... the fighters are Invader Zim and The Butt-Ugly Martians! Let's see them fight shall we?!
Bugs: Okay... but, I'm going home. I'm tired, it's late, and I missed Seinfeld. Bye! Our next episode is, "Daffy Duck Vs. Donald Duck"!

[The Dork Knight]

That was a good eppy! But I have two small problems....
1. You forgot to have Mr. T as the ref. (I pitty da fool who does'nt like Mr. T!)
2. You forgot that cartoon characters don't die. Remember that in the next episode.

All in all, good fan fic! After Donald Vs. Daffy I'd kinda like you to have the Digimon VS. Pokemon fight. Ending in sudden death!

- Foley Is Good

[Brandon Pierce]

I thought Pietro was going to do the next one! :confused:

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by Brandon Pierce
I thought Pietro was going to do the next one! :confused:

Whatever floats your boot.

[Brandon Pierce]

Oh, to be sure, yeah that's okay. I'm not in the contract anyway. Besides, I'm too fast for the boys. These redskins could NEVER catch me! *giggles, then suddenly sees himself tied to a stump and about ready to get beheaded* Oh, woe is me! Oh, agony!

[alan]

This fight was a long in time in coming, but ultimately the best animated alien won. For future reference the Buttugly martians names are 2T-fruT, Bebop dowop and Do-wah Diddy. Also I myself once tried to write a story similar to this. It was a fight between two characters who shared a common voice actor.