Scenes From A Hat: Bad Things To Say or Do During Your Trial

[candy17]

Plead the fifth...while drinking one.

"Just out of curiosity, Your Honor, are you wearing clothes underneath that?"

"Where's that magician judge from Night Court?"

"Your Honor, with your help, I'd like to play the race card."

[K-dog]

I DID NOT KILL HIM! who are you going to belive? the fat guy over there *points to judge* or me?

[Matt A]

"Just between you and me...I'd prefer the gas chamber over lethal injection."

-Matt A-

[Sharklady]

I didn't do it! And anyway, I was provoked!

[Alex Toon]

I'm gonna sue you with Johnnie Cochran as my lawyer! He always wins!
Kid, he's been dead for nearly 6 months!
Perry Mason,then?
Croaked about 13 years ago!

[Anime 51]

"You see, suckers? With the right lawyer you can get away with anything.:evil: "

[K-dog]

me: i had to kill him. i had no choice. it was eather me or him

judge: you were being laid off.

me: who (http://216.130.188.200/cgi-bin/ezlclk.fcgi?id=9842)do you think they were laying me off for?


((matt, i swear you took that from somewhere.....i think..))

[elfwithagun]

You cant handle the truth!

or

I am so guilty. In fact just take me to jail right now. Im serious. Lock me away for forty years. Nice and tight in a cell with a woman named Chuck. Its okay.

[Harlan_Phoenix]

"*Walks up to the judge* OOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Well you see your honor, it was really self...self...dammit what did they tell me to say....?"

[Agent S7]

"I don't...think about things I don't think about!"

Kudos to the person who gets the History/other reference here.

[Temple Fugate]

Sunday school always told me "Judge not, lest ye be judged." So there. See ya.

[Harlan_Phoenix]

"Pah! It doesn't matter if you get me locked up! I HAVE THIS! *Pulls out a "Get out of Jail Free" card*"