Professor Xavier's Blog

[ransomz]

Hi. I just wanted to let you all know about a funny new blog from Professor Xavier of X-Men fame. Here's the link - http://professorxavier.blogspot.com/
It's pretty funny!

[Ed Liu]

Howdy,

Bah! No one is stronger than Hulk Blog (http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/).

:D

-- Ed/Ace

[ManicWebb]

Now while I found this humorous...
Hulk likes to listen to "deep house" music a lot when Hulk is cleaning his apartment in the part of New York that is called the Village and sometimes he plays it a little too loud and gets in trouble. Hulk thinks they call it "house" music because you play it when you are doing house work and you want to stay in a "deep" trance and scrub and scrub and scrub that toilet and tub!and this was funny...
There is now a 7/11 convenience store in Manhattan!!!

HULK REPEATS THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.

THERE IS NOW A 7/11 CONVENIENCE STORE IN MANHATTAN!!!

This means Hulk does not have to go to stinky New Jersey to get Slurpees and Big Gulps!!

Nothing compares to Professor X writing a mutant-version of the Chris Rock bit...
I love Homo Superiors but I hate Muties.

I realize this statement may be shocking to some, especially those in the mutant community who know that I am a staunch advocate for mutant rights, but I just can't take it anymore!

Every time Homo Superior wants to have a good time, muties have to come along and ruin it.

You can't go visit your family without some mutie throwing fireballs at the police.

You can't go to the train station without being attacked by some giant freaky mutie with fangs and claws . . .

. . . or a really disgusting 10 foot long tongue.

And you can't ever have nice antiquey things at your mansion. Why? Because the muties will just break in and trash the place. I am just tired of muties. Tired, tired tired.

And you know what bugs me the most about muties? They will brag about not doing things they aren't suppose to do. I was visiting with a mutie I use to be friends with who is currently incarcerated (not suprising for a mutie), and he was telling me that during his last escapade, at least he didn't kill anyone. What do you want? A cookie?! You aren't suppose to kill anyone!

And the muties try to blame the media. Well that is just silly. Let me tell you, when I'm taking a tour of the White House, I'm not looking over my shoulder for Mike Wallace - I'm looking out for muties!