Anigen Funny Quote #4

[James Harvey]

Welcome to the fourth installment of the Anigen Board Funny Quotes! Remember to keep the quotes in the PG or they will be deleted! Well - here we go:

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Enjoy!

[Arachkid]

"Unexpected side effects? You mean you guys didn't want to be teenaged mutant ninja turtles!?!" :bosko:

[NewMaxFranklin]

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Scientist- I couldn't find any Chemical X. But, I did find somthing just as potent; the water from the bong of the screenwriters who wrote this movie. Hmmmm, this may be TOO powerful. I'd better cut it with some Pepto Bismol. Now to kick it up a notch with some essence, BAMM!

[DR. BELCH]

"You continue stirring the stew, lackey, while I try to determine whether to use the pink stuff or the blue stuff to mitigate the inevitable stomach trouble it'll give me later. And yes, your cooking is really that bad. Why, after that pizza you made two nights ago, I've been hallucinating like mad--seeing strange green Martian-like beings wearing colorful eye-masks everyplace. There's some behind you as we speak."

[James]

After eighty three minutes, the doctor was still no where near impressing his audience with his ability to stand still while holding a pair of flasks.

[James]

The boy was yet to notice the has been superheroes standing behind him. However, they would garner his attention when it came to inform him they had delivered his pizza and the job was almost as rewarding as once being a celebrity.

[Maxie Zeus]

"OK. The blue stuff turns you into a Kevin Kline clone. So what does drinking the pink stuff do?"

[Alaskanbullworm]

"Well, this pink stuff shows that Donatello is having a baby girl."

[ZorBrak]

Keano- "Okay so the blue stuff is for constipation, So what's that pink stuff do professor?"

Professor- "well, it uh...ever seen Ninja Turtles 3? this stuff will mess your mind up, the screen writers had a bit of this and well, just stay away from it a sniff of this and the next thing you know...you will be making Batman movies featuring ice skating heros, 100s of stupid puns, and superhero themed credit cards"

[James Harvey]

Keano: "Hey Doc....where are your pants?"

Prof: "Again? Drat!"

[Karkull]

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Hmmm...no Powerpuff Girls yet.

[freakboy86]

"So, my young assistant, as you can see the blue formula instigates the 'shrinkage' factor. Now let's hope that the pink formula can reverse the process."