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Jave
08-04-2005, 09:34 PM
Just another thread to just have fun with.

- A trip to the hot springs.
- A character that that looks like the oppositte gender.
- At least one episode that has absolutely nothing to do with the main story. These episodes are usually hit or miss.
- A character that wears glasses.
- A character with no personality that does nothing but to stand there as background.
- A plot hole that is first mentioned early in the series and never gets solved and is eventually forgotten.

Any more?

Yash
08-04-2005, 09:43 PM
A character.

Or is that not specific enough?

Duke
08-04-2005, 09:48 PM
A Giant Robot.

Kagetsu
08-04-2005, 09:49 PM
Just another thread to just have fun with.

- A trip to the hot springs.
- A character that that looks like the oppositte gender.
- At least one episode that has absolutely nothing to do with the main story. These episodes are usually hit or miss.
- A character that wears glasses.
- A character with no personality that does nothing but to stand there as background.
- A plot hole that is first mentioned early in the series and never gets solved and is eventually forgotten.

Any more? (I'm going to take a chance and say it, omitting the word that seems to get me into trouble)
Feminin undergarments glimps :o

A villian with an efeminate voice, (I hate those) :mad:

CyberCubed
08-04-2005, 10:07 PM
An underage female character who has the body of a supermodel/porn star.

kaine23
08-04-2005, 10:09 PM
A plot.

Pupmon 4.0
08-04-2005, 10:09 PM
A sarcastic sidekick.

Kouji Tamino
08-04-2005, 10:14 PM
-A hot teacher.
-If there are no hot teachers, then there will be an ugly teacher that gives the main cast a bad time.
-A musical episode!
-A character that is in love with his/her younger/older sibling, only to find out that they are not related in any way.

Scirel
08-04-2005, 10:29 PM
A hot girl.

-Seriously, have you seen an anime without one? ^_^;;

Mr. Pedro
08-04-2005, 10:40 PM
-Cute sidekick characters
-Shadowy secret organizations
-An extremely attractive character that has the mental capacity of a tangerine
-A character that seldom utters my than 4 lines per episode
-Someone "angsty"
-One staunch internet fan who plauges forums insisting that the show is the Bible in anime form even though the rest of the planet thinks that the show blows
-Unfounded and overblown hype

Behonkiss
08-04-2005, 11:13 PM
"What was that?" "Mmmm?"
"Guess what?" *gasp*
"You're shocked, aren't you?" "Hhhhhhh-hhhhhh-hhhhh-hhhhhh...."

Jude Santos
08-04-2005, 11:36 PM
here's one,

-a nonexistant mother/diseased for the main character

Superperson
08-04-2005, 11:43 PM
A flowing cape that moves despite the abscense of any obvious wind or breeze.
Leengthy shots of a characters shimmering eye.

Classic Speedy
08-04-2005, 11:47 PM
A hot girl.

-Seriously, have you seen an anime without one? ^_^;; Cromartie High School.

MahouShoujo13
08-04-2005, 11:56 PM
Just another thread to just have fun with.

- A trip to the hot springs.
- A character that that looks like the oppositte gender.
- At least one episode that has absolutely nothing to do with the main story. These episodes are usually hit or miss.
- A character that wears glasses.
- A character with no personality that does nothing but to stand there as background.
- A plot hole that is first mentioned early in the series and never gets solved and is eventually forgotten.

Any more?

Umm...

-overexaggerated expressions
-bishies and hot gals
-chibis
-good (but violent) action, except if it's a harem anime.
-cool opening and ending themes
-fan service

Conekiller
08-05-2005, 12:02 AM
Swishy backgrounds


long, panning shots of "outside" while the characters continue on conversing.

A "joke" villain

Mr. Pedro
08-05-2005, 12:16 AM
Cromartie High School. That was the first title I thought of when I read that part. But for what it's worth, there's a decent, but fairly non-descript woman that gets mugged in one of the eps (the first ep with Kamiyama on Mechazawa in bike form).

Elven Moon
08-05-2005, 01:33 PM
-A holiday episode, like Valentines or Christmas

Bunai
08-05-2005, 01:41 PM
Just another thread to just have fun with.

- A trip to the hot springs.
- A character that that looks like the oppositte gender.
- At least one episode that has absolutely nothing to do with the main story. These episodes are usually hit or miss.
- A character that wears glasses.
- A character with no personality that does nothing but to stand there as background.
- A plot hole that is first mentioned early in the series and never gets solved and is eventually forgotten.

Any more?-Tokyo
-Tokyo tower
-a festival
-something about the Moon or Fruit
-a manga origin...for actual plot
-an intro/outro that has NOTHING to do with the show
-animation that looks better in the intro and outro then the actually show
-some song by some idol
-bad frame rate
-stock footage
-clip show
-boring filler
-filler that alters the characters original personality
-off synch singing
-lip flapping
-30 second death scream
-sweat drops
-panty shots
-ugly transfer of lovely manga created outfits
-a kimono moment. that was never in the manga but of course has to be in the anime so the male lead can blush
-chan, kun, sama, chi
-a mean beautiful boy who gets praise from fangirls
-a mean beautiful girl who gets bashed by fangirls
-bouncy breast
-nippless breast
-hairless privates
-school uniforms...either gender
-some yuri/yaoi moment
-what seems like gagging sounds from the japanese voice actors
-high shrieking voice that gets deemed as cute
-some whiny personality anorexic looking male with a whiny voice to match
-a angsty male
-over sized weapons
-a large fan from no where
-spazzing moments
-prat falls
-characters calling out each others name every freakin second
-a female lead whos personality depends on her stupidity
-a weak female character. not cowardly, not paralyzed, not mental, not physical...just weak like she can't do anything for herself
-some complaint about foreigners, lost traditions, and fear of change
-characters that say ONE phrase either at the beginning, or end of their sentence. or just say one phrase in general
-some character making a big speech
-characters whos mouth get WAY bigger then their heads, even though their mouth is the size of a small grape
-reformed evil
-villians that never get caught...EVER. becaue the anime stopped
-monsters of the day/week

straw_hat
08-05-2005, 01:52 PM
Spectator commentary during fight scenes
Perverts
Swords
Real Guns
Multiple OPs and EDs
Different hair colors
Eyecatchers
Villains who actually die

Duke
08-05-2005, 02:27 PM
-Tokyo towerNonono, just having the Tokyo Tower won't work. It's gotta be wrecked by the end of the episode or else it's just not fun.

sdp
08-05-2005, 02:38 PM
wow, some of you are being too harsh...
Ill post some of my favs,

Giant mallots
Characters "flying off screen" when hit
giant mallots
falling down with legs up
":sweat:" yay sweat drop
bloody noses for pervs!


some not so fav.
main guy doesn't like girls


i'm sure theres more but i gtg :sweat:

the Amanda
08-05-2005, 03:02 PM
*It's either set in an altered past (altered so there are robots, of course) or a post-apocalypic future (in which there are robots, of course).
*There's a female character who has a giant piece of weaponry she can use to take down a male character in a split second if he says anything even slightly pervy. This only works against people on the same side as her, though. If a villain shows up, she forgets about the weapon entirely and is completely useless.
*Villain: We are actually a lot alike blah blah blah. Hero: No way! *defeats villain*
*Certain characters having gigantic blind spots for strange occurrences.
*Completely impractical outfits, often with unnecessary amounts of decoration / accessories.
*Character who is always hungry.
*Character who claims to care about nothing but money, but actually has a heart of gold.

Artimus Gigan
08-05-2005, 03:07 PM
Bah all of you forgot the MOST IMPORTANT thing...



Attiquate shelving and storage..

You must have a strong foundation to build anything upon...

sdp
08-05-2005, 03:08 PM
*Character who is always hungry.
this is one that does get boring, i mean why do a lot of shows need to have it?
It's funny but not if it's on every other show.

Geezil
08-05-2005, 03:11 PM
A very small comic relief cat/dog/other creature of unidentifiable species

Elven Moon
08-05-2005, 05:36 PM
Forgot the:

-Character A walking in on Character B taking a bath - they usually end up in some kind of relationship

Temple Fugate
08-05-2005, 05:44 PM
-Wandering loners who are out of money every episode, but somehow do something that awards them lots and lots of food...until the next episode when they are broke and dying of hunger again.
-Characters repeating words another character just said.
("Who wrote that letter?" "Shiro." "Shiro wrote it?")
-Characters who say the names of their friends whenever those friends arrive, even if there is precious little time for idle chatter.
("Hey, Kenshin, we've come to help you fight that bad guy!" "Sano! Kaoru! Yahiko! Megumi! Misao!")
-Catgirls!
-Ridiculously large weapons that the main character is somehow able to carry around like it was half a pound.
-The ringing of a schoolyard bell.
-ciccaidas (sp?)
-cherry blossoms
-visible energy auras
-split-screen character reactions
-action lines
-Engrish
-A character with one or both eyes closed all the time

Bunai
08-05-2005, 06:12 PM
wow, some of you are being too harsh......hmm
because its noticeably true? i don't think its harsh.

sdp
08-05-2005, 08:51 PM
It's not a thread about things that annoy you, but things no anime is complete without :D ;)

Rembrant
08-05-2005, 09:11 PM
Guys who are absolute jerks, yet it seems the mayority of girls in both the show and the fandom are madly in love with them no matter how rotten they act, i.e. Ranma Saotome and that Kaede Rukawa dude from Slam Dunk.

OverMaster
08-06-2005, 08:54 AM
- An old pervert.

- A swimsuit episode.

- At least one guy with a funny, impossible hairdo.

- An annoyingly cute mascot.

- A character voiced by Megumi Hayashibara.

- A character who is very, very greedy.

- A guy who is always being punched and pummeled by others.

- A bad videogame based on it.

Bunai
08-06-2005, 07:32 PM
It's not a thread about things that annoy you, but things no anime is complete without :D ;)thats what we are typing...

-shoujo bubbles
-a "brrriiinga" noise
-some character saying "number 1" in english
-some character giving a peace sign
-some character running with their arms out to the side or behind them
-a mascot...that was never in the manga
-4 of your fav voice actors (japanese/american/canadian) you've heard in other anime
-pigtails
-glowing
-glitter tears
-a scene going with inverted colors
-an osakan to poke at
-school
-some character racing to get to school because for the 400th time since grade school they are late
-a guy in a lab coat...not that he does any research
-some character who pushes up their glasses...maybe a better fitting pair would help
-maid uniform
-backflips 20 stories in the air
-something coming out of the ground...usually a giant tank mech thing
-blue hair
-a bucket...yeah you heard me
-sushi, lunchboxes
-an idol character
-visiable auras

Funkmasta Zeph
08-06-2005, 08:18 PM
Its rainin cliches!
Hallejuah!
Its rainin cliches..
HALLEJUAH!
Lets define certain pieces of animation...
HALLEJUAH!
...by ethnic origin...
For no reason!

WOOT!
WOOT!
LALALA

Crash
08-07-2005, 03:22 PM
*Closing credits consisting of nothing but pinups of the female cast (or pinups of females not in the cast, for that matter).
*A power-up or transformation sequence that cannot be interrupted. By anyone. Ever.
*Jump-attacks used where ground-attacks would work just as well, if not better. (like, in a hallway or other enclosed space.)

Sisto Kid
08-07-2005, 09:36 PM
Can't believe you guys forgot:

The obligatory blood vessel-like thing on a character's head when they're getting upset.:D (Not sure what it's called...:confused: )

Jave
08-07-2005, 09:43 PM
Oh right, I forgot:

The cute-yet-not-so-hot girl that almost everyone has a crush on, except the guy said girl is in love with.

sdp
08-07-2005, 09:43 PM
-some character giving a peace sign

actually, in most cases its for victory and not peace.

another one that not many animes use and when they do not that often (but that more animes should use) is the cat ears/tail that the character sometimes gets when they're being playful.

Cheetatron
08-07-2005, 09:43 PM
At least one crude comment/gag about boners or "balls" Gantz and Tenchi Muyo spring to mind

Bubblegum Girl
08-08-2005, 02:30 PM
Pocky and Ramen. :p

the Amanda
08-08-2005, 02:34 PM
Pocky and Ramen. :p
No, that's stuff no anime FAN is complete without :p

AdamYJ
08-08-2005, 02:58 PM
I don't know much about anime, but I'll throw these in anyway:

-The broody loner guy who used to be evil then became a friend.

-A young boy who's on a quest to become something (King of the Pirates, Beyblade champion, Pokemon master, Shaman King, etc).

-Some sort of tournament.

-Ineffective yet somewhat humorous villian characters that show up mainly to annoy the protagonists.

-Female characters that are often hard to deal with (Misty from Pokemon, Anna from Shaman King, etc).

-For anime mainly from the '70s: A leader, a rebel, a big guy, a little guy, and a girl.

Hakuhatsu
08-09-2005, 05:03 AM
No female charicter smaller than a B (sometimes C) cup, with one female complaining about how small her breasts are.

Lots of T&A.

Excessive breast jiggling.

A lecherous male charicter.

Drawn out, self-rightious monolouges.

Excessive cuteness, be it the series, one group, one charicter or a pet/maschot... to the point of having the audience go into diabetic shock.

Vague, artistic, esoteric references to eastern and western philosophy (think Oshii).

Long silences.

Bikini girls with machine guns.

Otherwise, I think the others have already pointed out what I (and many others) was thinking.


BTW,

Artimus Gigan, nice observation on shelving (I, myself, have way too much).

Ben
08-09-2005, 05:12 AM
I propose the thread title be changed to "Stuff No Anime Sucks Without."

Timmay
08-09-2005, 05:38 AM
Surprised nobody has mentioned this yet, but no anime is complete without atleast one flashback in an episode, even if the flashback was to part of the episode that is in progress.

Daikun
08-09-2005, 05:49 AM
A supervillain who can survive the biggest explosion in the universe, but inevitably dies later on with a puny move.

The main villain having a #2 henchman who's bigger and/or stronger than him.

Kids that are smarter, yet more annoying, than adults.

Missing/dead family members (it's usually the father).

People with voices that sound very disproportionate to their age.

A magical [insert item X] that is powered by emotions or a pure heart (this one makes me gag).

A very old man/woman who knows all the answers to the hero's problems.