Justice League Funny Quote #4

[James Harvey]

Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/ibnep9.jpg

ENJOY!

[Karkull]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/ibnep9.jpg

Kiss me, you fool.

[The Green Hornet]

Alien: Who...who are you?

John (in a raspy kind of hushed voice) I'm BATMAN!

[Domino]

Kanjar Ro: There...are...so...many...of...you!

[Arachkid]

GL: HOW DO THEY DO IT!?!?! ANSWER ME!!!!

KANJAR RO: But I don't know how they cram all that graham!!!

:bosko:

[The Flash]

KANJAR RO: Where did all your hair go?

(sorry it's all I could think of! http://community.sierra.com/Images/emoticons/tongue.gif )

[Kal-el]

GL: "I know you played Odo on Star Trek! Admit it! You are Odo!!!"
KJR: "I'll never talk. You can't make me! By the way, nice contacts. Mine are okay but I'm bored with them. The green is nice...cost extra for the glowing effect?"
GL: "Man, he's good. If he won't admit to being Odo, maybe I can get him to talk about his role on...'Benson!!!'"

[Domino]

Kanjar Ro: "Hal? Hal Jordan? Oh, Hal, what have they done to you?"

[Brainiac]

GL: Staring contest!
Kanjar-Ro: Aw jeez...I'm no good it this kinda stuff....

[Naraht]

GL had a reputation for taking ppl's lunch money....

[Mera]

Which one is the wife? :confused:

[Joe Tully]

Kanjar Ro: See these teeth? All I can eat is lime jello.

[Maxie Zeus]

"You are getting sleepy, Kanjar Ro. Very, very sleepy. . ."

[Manhunter]

GL:*sings*Ohhhh,sweet mystery of life,at last I've found yoooouuu!

[Bruce Wayne]

GL: How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!? Tell me..
KJR: I.. i, i i dont know!
GL: I'm warning you...

[The Penguin]

GL: Why do your eyes look like basketballs?



Yeah... I got nothing. :confused:

[Batgirl_2005]

GL: Do you know the muffin man?
KJR: The muffin man?
GL: The muffin man!
KJR: Yes, I know the muffin man... Who lives on Drury Lane?

urk.. I think I've watched Shrek too many times ^^ :yakko: heh... three times in one day (in every bloody class at school! argh!) great movie... but... ummm... nevermind getting off topicv...

[Kal-el]

GL: "I'm no dentist, but I can tell capped teeth when I see them!"
Kanjar Ro: "You're wrong. They're all real. I brush twice a day. Heck, with eyes like these I need nice teeth. The ladies like a nice smile you know."

[Eric Draven]

GL: I bet the Chicks really dig those bug-eyes

Alien: Yeah, but my optomotrist bill really bites me in the hinder

[DR. BELCH]

KANJAR RO: So...uh...Johnny-boy...where can I get some color contacts liie yours? Lenscrafters?
GREEN LANTERN: Zip it, fly!
RO: Oh--zip! Fly! I get it! Ha! Ha! Very droll, sir! I--churk!
G.L.: Shut up! This is serious!

[Eric Draven]

[B]http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/ibnep9.jpg

For only 49 cents more I get 3 more DVD's?? Why didnt you tell me that to begin with??!


"Nice SHOOTIN TEX"

[warmachine04]

Have you ever tried green eggs and ham in a box with a fox?