Scenes From A Hat: Rejected Brand Names For Beer

[candy17]

NOTE: I at Toon Zone do not condone or glamorize the consumption of alcohol and its effects. I'm simply making a humor list.

Now let's get plastered!:D

Rejected Brand Names For Beer:

Dennis Miller Lite (the only beer that makes you smarter after you drink it--or makes you a blowhard who doesn't know when to shut up, whichever)

Brooke Shields' Nobrainier

Keith Richards Pale-Ale

www.e-beer.com

Pabst-Smear Blue Ribbon

Samuel Jackson (as seen on Comedy Central's Chappelle Show)

G.W. Busch Lite

[TnAdct1]

"Golden Shower" Beer (made from the most natural ingredients)

[peacebyanymeans]

Mike's Hard Wong; Oriental Flavored Beer.

[Chad Bonin]

Benedict Arnold

[Alex Toon]

L'chaim- to life! (little irony)
Soylet Beer- made only with the finest ingrediens from every country
Grizzly Adams
Jimmy Beer

[Carolina Red]

Scientist Beer - brewed by scientists! It's yellow, it foams, and it has these bubbles that come from the bottom to the top whenever you pour it into a glass. So it must be beer....right?

[Fone Bone]

Old Lady Beer: Your grandmother drinks it. With a slogan this bad it's gotta be good!

[Lord Dalek]

Urine Recyc.

[Brandon Pierce]

Buzz Beer.

Oh, wait a minute...

[TrogdorNyimbhat]

Diet Barf, Sometimes with nutritional value!