Reveal the darkest secret of the person above you.

[Style]

In honor of tommorow's JLU episode, which threaten's to reveal "Batman's darkest secret," I think we should all out each other's deepest, Darkest secret.

Since there's no one above me, I'll do one for toonzone.

Toonzone's darkest secret is that it once killed a man for a parking spot at six flags.

Now, you try!

[Natey]

style92 s darkest secret is that he ran over a dog in his car whille he was drinking beer

[the Amanda]

imisshostinCCF's dark secret is that he actually IS Will Smith, but Will Smith is actually NOT the Fresh Prince. :eek:

[Mr. Pedro]

AuroraSzalinski's darkest secret is that she is in fact, not 2 Legit 2 Quit.

[Youko Recca]

Mr. Pedro's darkest secret is that he's the man behind Stephen Saunders of Day 3.

[Agent S7]

Youko Recca is actually a homicidal Sith Lord.

...
But you didn't here that from me.

[Natey]

agents darkest secret is that he watches barney

[Phantasm]

He is an alien!!!:eek:

[Gatomon41]

..he's Sailor Moon!

[Kury Wagner]

Gato actually DOESN'T like Digimon.

[Jester33]

Kury is a poweranger....Just she's the "Purple" one:ack:

[Aquadementia]

While doing his job at the golf course, Jester33 has been picking up stray balls and selling them as farm fresh eggs.

[Lord Dalek]

Aquadementia, despite his name, actually isn't afraid of water.

[Style]

Despite apperances to the contrary, Dalek is only a Duke in the Dalek empire, not a full-fledged Lord.

[Retro Gigi]

Style knows exactly where Jimmy Hoffa is buried...



because he buried him!

[K-dog]

Giji has underwear that say monday...ITS SATURDAY:eek:

[W1CK3D]

cityofdarkages is a mafia leader which is keeping a low profile on the forums. :ack:

[Lord Dalek]

W1CK3D's darkest secret is that he doesn't have any secrets.

Wait that doesn't work...

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Dalek's darkest secret is that he's really afraid of the park.

[Squisheee]

......that he still loves to sleep with the fuzzy pink bear that a girl gave him in the first grade!

[the Amanda]

Squisheee's dark secret is that she's actually the messenger announcing the return of Cthulhu on Earth. Actually, that's not supposed to be a secret, because she's supposed to be, you know, delivering this message. I guess the real secret is that Squisheee is a terrible messenger and Cthulhu will not be pleased. He'll probably give her a time out or something.

[Agent S7]

You are actually a descendant of the Lord of Shrubbery, Seedkopattiecake.
What?
It's twu!

[Kury Wagner]

You're not cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs... you tend to prefer Raisin Bran instead.

[Jester33]

they call you the potty trainer

[Mary_mari]

Jester33 is the limbless, torso-bum who follows you on your way to work--and you never even KNEW it. *spooky, no?*

[K-dog]

mary mari's darkest secret is that she is, infact the weakest link

[TeenTitansGO!]

cityofdarkages is actually afraid of skipping to a seperate piece of music

[Gatomon41]

TeenTitansGO! watches random clips of Walker: Texas Ranger for it's PLOT!

[guinaevere]

Gatoman doesn't care enough to send the very best and has never bought a hallmark card.

[Squisheee]

She is not really as bubbly as we all think and she loves to eat potato chips with mustard!

[Alex Toon]

Squishee once squished a non-squishable Kwik-e-mart sqwishe!Say that 5 times fast

[Style]

Alex Toon is only the third person on earth who knows the top secret formula for creating coca-cola, And is in the witness protection program because he has a rather large bounty on his head. Which I'm about to collect...*KLIK-KLAK* (Shotgun)

[Gatomon41]

Is really Kane from the Command and Conquer series!

[K-dog]

Gatomon is always late paying his bills

[Boomhauer]

PMs me, though, I deny his offers. :nurse:

[Raeofdarkness]

Boomhauer is not wearing underwear...intentionally.

[Temple Fugate]

Raeofdarkness invented bubble gum. BUT the original idea was to create a super-potent plastic explosive to hold the world's major cities for ransom.

[Delthayre]

Tempus Fugate used his time travel powers to go back in time to ancient Antium, became entangled in a Romantic affair with Julia Vipsania Agrippina and planted evil, pyromaniac ideas in his son's head, thus leading to the burning of Rome, among other unpleasant things.

[Style]

Delthayre runs around and collects rare original prints of films, comics, photos, and TV series and burns them in his back yard, so no one can enjoy them. THAT'S why that one particular comic you've been looking for is so hard to find...

[Brandon Pierce]

Style 92 is just a name to hide his true idenity.

Which is......






Style 93.

[Mary_mari]

Brandon Pierce cries when watching Kip and Lafawnda get married on Napoleaon Dynamite.

[Kury Wagner]

Mary is very good at playing Jenga, thanks to many a night of practicing. She has yet to show off her skills, but one day she will... oh yes, she will.

[Pupmon 4.0]

Kury Wagner's darkest secret is that she actually knows how many licks
it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.:eek:

[Squisheee]

Pupmon's secret is that she really DOESN'T know how many licks it takes, but she says she does!

[Lord Dalek]

Squishee isn't squishy at all.

[Brandon Pierce]

Lord Dalek gives himself sponge baths every night.

[Raeofdarkness]

Brandon Peirce is the creator of Barney. He made the show in an attempt to install a worldly fued and totaly eliminate the idea of world Peace.

[Nova]

Unbeknownst to many of you, Raeofdarkness is the genius behind the latest feminine hygiene products. ;)

[Temple Fugate]

Nova is secretly storing away Hershey bars, which she will then sell to desperate chocoholics for £50 each once she destroys the world's cocoa bean forests to create the Great Chocolate Famine of 2007.

[Kury Wagner]

The bottled water you sell to your neighbors does not come from a spring in Pennsylvania, like you claim, but actually from a river found only a few short blocks away from your house.

[Style]

Kury Wagner is in reality a clone/daughter of Guinevere, a product of "Project: Bubbles Vanderblit BEYOND" as envisioned by project leader, Mr. Pedro.

[Gatomon41]

is the strange result of several time loops, time quakes, and time sprials.

[Lord Dalek]

Gatomon is actually the long lost son of Elfego Baca, not Anavel Gato.

[Squisheee]

He is really afraid of pink hippos due to an incident that happened last summer :D

[Mary_mari]

Squishee's dark secret glows in the dark.

[K-dog]

mary mari doesnt really know who squee is O.O:eek:

[Malex]

cityofdarkages has a strange fascination with chicken bones and creates strange sculptures with chicken bones and hot glue.

[Gatomon41]

Malex right hand is all that remains of a ouunce great cilivization.

[Style]

Gatomon41 once destroyed an entire city involving a bidding war over a property in a game of monopoly.

[Lord Dalek]

Style 92 is out of date.

[Pupmon 4.0]

Lord Dalek's secret is that he is actually a quite avid fan of the Wiggles.:eek:

[guinaevere]

Invested and lost millions on updating the Pet Rock.

[Mr. Pedro]

Is 1/16th sea monkey.

[Sharklady]

Mr. Pedro finds *great* appeal in the idea of wallowing in a bathtub full of butterscotch pudding.

[Temple Fugate]

Sharklady owns two copies of every "Kidz Bop" album.

[MEGA TON]

Temple Fugate conspired to kill Jolly Green Giant with ambitions to replace him.

[M.A.S.]

Megaton weighs only 47 pounds!:eek:

[Brandon Pierce]

KirbyKahn is the love child of video game character Kirby and Kahn from Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn.

[Zerla]

Brandon Pierce ran over a lost puppy in a stolen limo.

[Sharklady]

Zerla has had a crush on Lisa Simpson since the Tracy Ullman days.

[Gatomon41]

Sharklady has , ironically, never seen the movie Jaws.

[Sharklady]

(That would be *extremely* ironic- it's actually one of my favorite movies.)

Gatomon41 is deathly afraid of small furry creatures, due to childhood nightmares about bunnies ganging up to suffocate him in his sleep.

[Squisheee]

Sharklady is really afraid of stuffed whales!

[Mary_mari]

Squisheee's dark secret is that she believe's in the "Noodly Theory" --(see link)


www.venganza.org (http://www.venganza.org)

[Raeofdarkness]

Mary Mari's dark secret is that her real name is, in fact, Betty betti

[K-dog]

Raeofdarkness's darkest secret is that she is the mascot for Mcdonalds

[M.A.S.]

cityofdarkages secret is that he is Metaknight!:)

[dark knight acolyte]

kirbykahn404's darkest secret is an intimate desire to make passionate love to a pink bunny wearing a santa clause hat.

[Gatomon41]

has no memory of his life up until now.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Garomon41 keeps a large stash of embezzled spaghetti in her pillow case.

[Temple Fugate]

HumanoidTyphoon is the only person in the world who didn't save any money by switching to Geico.

\/ That's a good idea. I think I'll update my avatar to reflect modern times.

[Style]

Temple Fugate can only tell time on a digital clock.


\/ I'll do this to not break the flow of the game... You act like being Robin is something I should be ashamed of. Haaaaailllllll naw! Robin is the bad-ass mo-fo that gave Batman his street cred in the first place. For Four Decades see, you couldn't say "Batman" without adding "and Robin." He is the single most bad-ass playa who ever walke the Batcave, and it's a shame he ditched the costume for that Wanna-Be Batman "Nightwing" suit, because the original robin costume was a much funkier set of threads.

And believe you me, I am sauntering around in the O-Riginal, pimpest Robin suit of them all, Green Speedo and Ay-rithang!

[Phantasm]

Style is Robin!:eek:

[Chime]

Phantasm knows what she has become. she only feigns ignorance. do not fall for this suspicious tactic.

[Gatomon41]

Moogle works part time as a Final Fantasy character.

[K-dog]

Gatomon acually tried to ban Fox news by attempting to set the station on fire while throwing molitov coctails at it when he realised the liquid inside the bottle was water. then he got arrested^_^

[Zach]

Gatomon acually tried to ban Fox news by attempting to set the station on fire while throwing molitov coctails at it when he realised the liquid inside the bottle was water. then he got arrested^_^ Cityofdarkages got drunk before a standup routine and was chased out of the building he was in and jumped in his car, then hit 10 cars, knocked 3 of them off a bridge, and caused 100,000 bucks in property damage. He blacked out and woke up in the back of a cop car, got a DUI, an served a year of prison time.

[Chime]

Moogle works part time as a Final Fantasy character.that's no secret; it's common knowledge. Otacon is a nice person.

[Temple Fugate]

Moogle hoards commemorative state quarters, and that's the reason we can't find Oregon to complete our collections.

[Sharklady]

Temple Fugate has a severe marshmallow phobia.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Sharklady created the national "bling it on" parade.

[Style]

Back in 1995, HumanoidTyphoon was having a light conversation with George Lucas over lunch when he off handidly mentioned to George that he thought it would be "Kewl" if Greedo shot first in Star Wars.

[Strollymonster]

^is actually Bigfoot's stepson.

[Gatomon41]

Spoontang hunts down vampires and zombies when he should really be at school.

[M.A.S.]

Gatomon's secret is she created Atari to hypnotize people and make them into slaves for herself!

Sadly,it failed!:)

[Kury Wagner]

The user above has won a local pinochle tournament three years in a row.

[Mr. Pedro]

Is an unlockable character in the next Rumble Roses game.

[Strollymonster]

^Believes that cameras steal people's souls.

[RADRAD]

^

Is working on an experiment involving splicing a tortoise & a rabbit.

[Lil' Joker]

^

Is working on an experiment involving splicing a tortoise & a rabbit.He has been on this Earth for 20 years, three months, and THREE weeks! Not TWO!

My math might be wrong but meh. MAN, I haven't been on TZ in FOREVER!

[Gatomon41]

is the Dark Lord we've been looking for!

[M.A.S.]

Gatomon is the new unlockible charicture in wario ware :toon zoned !:)

[Agent S7]

The plot of the entire Final Fantasy series is an abbreviated adaption of kirbykhan404's life.

[Style]

Agent S7 invented Time Travel for the express purpose of being able to go back to the early 90's to continually supply himself with an unending amount of Crystal Pepsi.

[Stu]

Style 92 killed the other 91 Style's so he could change his name to Style and not look silly.

[Mary_mari]

Stu does not have a significant source of sugars, vitamin A, calcium, and iron.


But he pumps iron like there's no tomorrow.

[Gatomon41]

Traveled back in time to fight an evil Wizard, only to discover the evil Wizard was Herself from the future, which means that in the future she would have to become evil and fight her younger self! :shrug:

[M.A.S.]

Gatomon Isn´t a part of your balanced breakfast !:eek: