Jor-El
07-19-2005, 09:11 AM
Comic Book Resources (http://www.comicbookresources.com/) (after some website problems the past day or two) has posted the DC Comics October solicitations (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=5616), complete with DC Direct offerings. I thought that DC Direct offerings are usually a happy time. Alas, when I saw what DC Direct had offered me, I wished for the end of the DC Direct line.
Behold, the Identity Crisis series 2 figures. (Click on images for larger pictures.)
http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_batman.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_batman.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_elastic.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_elastic.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_flash.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_flash.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_canary.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_canary.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_boomerang.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_boomerang.jpg)
Batman: He just looks ugly. Period.
Elongated Man: Last week, I bought Elongated Man from DC Direct's earlier (and excellent) JLA line. Ralph came with a removable neck and was depicted in the red costume. It was truly a great figure and may very well be one of my very favorites next to the Silver Age Hal Jordan figure, the First Appearance Captain Marvel figure, and the Hawkman & Hawkgirl deluxe set. So why, DC Direct, create another Elongated Man in the same costume when you could have remarketed the previous (far superior) model? Why waste the figure when there are so many of Michael Turner's abominable designs for you to pimp?
Flash: One of these days, everyone is going to come to their senses and realize that Michael Turner is not a talented artist and is certainly not talented enough to have an action figure line based on his work. The Flash is just not that muscular. None of the Flashes were that muscular.
Black Canary: Assuming anyone didn't get enough of unrealistic and sexist female proportions in previous Michael Turner art, here it is in figure form. As a longtime Dinah fan, I have always hated her new look (go back to the blue and black costume, with legs, I say!) and this Michael Turner figure makes it all the more despisable.
Captain Boomerang: Captain Boomerang? He appears for, what, a total of five books and he has an action figure? Meanwhile, we still don't have a dozen other far more deserving Flash rogues, including (but not limited to) Reverse Flash, Weather Wizard, or Trickster. What the hell where you going for with this one, DCD?
Behold, the Identity Crisis series 2 figures. (Click on images for larger pictures.)
http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_batman.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_batman.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_elastic.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_elastic.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_flash.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_flash.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_canary.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_canary.jpg) http://images.comicbookresources.com/solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/small/ID-CRISIS_boomerang.jpg (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/dc102005/dcdirect/big/ID-CRISIS_boomerang.jpg)
Batman: He just looks ugly. Period.
Elongated Man: Last week, I bought Elongated Man from DC Direct's earlier (and excellent) JLA line. Ralph came with a removable neck and was depicted in the red costume. It was truly a great figure and may very well be one of my very favorites next to the Silver Age Hal Jordan figure, the First Appearance Captain Marvel figure, and the Hawkman & Hawkgirl deluxe set. So why, DC Direct, create another Elongated Man in the same costume when you could have remarketed the previous (far superior) model? Why waste the figure when there are so many of Michael Turner's abominable designs for you to pimp?
Flash: One of these days, everyone is going to come to their senses and realize that Michael Turner is not a talented artist and is certainly not talented enough to have an action figure line based on his work. The Flash is just not that muscular. None of the Flashes were that muscular.
Black Canary: Assuming anyone didn't get enough of unrealistic and sexist female proportions in previous Michael Turner art, here it is in figure form. As a longtime Dinah fan, I have always hated her new look (go back to the blue and black costume, with legs, I say!) and this Michael Turner figure makes it all the more despisable.
Captain Boomerang: Captain Boomerang? He appears for, what, a total of five books and he has an action figure? Meanwhile, we still don't have a dozen other far more deserving Flash rogues, including (but not limited to) Reverse Flash, Weather Wizard, or Trickster. What the hell where you going for with this one, DCD?