post your conspiracy theories here

[joker]

i think that n synk and backstreet boys are actually andriods created by disney.

[JustJack]

I think K-Mart is the central station of a giant alien plot to kill, & clone the human race to build a giant army of pod people to conquor the universe. BUT, here's the tricky part...You know those Closet monsters? Well, actually, when the aliens came here, they discovered mankinds little stories of "closet monsters", so they used dimensional portals, that mainly open in peoples closets, while they're asleep. They usually do this to little children. They just walk right into their rooms, probe them(so they can keep track of the entire human race, or course), then go back into the closet. If the kids wake up, then its all blamed on The Closet Monsters! And parents just think of it as nothing more than their imaginations. But, then if anyone goes to K-Mart(the local business the aliens use to get money), if you ever go into their closet booths, THAT is where they kidnap you, clone you, kill you, then release your clone back into the world, untill the day they have enough clones to conquor the universe!!!!!

But of course, Clones age REALLY QUICKLY, so thats why there are always so many old folks at K-Mart, they're just there to get their "medication", that makes them look normal again!

So the moral is...don't shop at K-Mart!




.......Sorry for waisting your dear sweet time! hehe! :D

[Jack]

Barbie is really a drug lord (or would it be "drug lady?") That's how she gets all those dream homes, cars, boats, campers, etc. She also needs the cash to pay for all the plastic surgery needed to keep her looking like a twig.

Also, Skipper is realler her child, but she won't tell ken for fear he'd leave her (not knowing he only sticks around for her money anyway).

This is why Barbie is responsible for all that has gone wrong in the world.


Jack :D

[Lonestarr]

People who don't cover their mouths when they cough are being paid off by cough medicine companies to increase sales.

Reality shows and gross-out films have been created in a successful attempt to make people dumber.

Note: I have a feeling that if this thread gets locked, we'll know that they are in charge around here.

[Danielle]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are trying to make other girls look like them in order to recruit the hypnotized girls into their alien armies, and thus will be able to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

And I believe that the Brain is our savior and is only taking over the world in order to protect it from the evil that is Mary-Kate and Ashley.

[JustJack]

Originally posted by Lonestarr

Note: I have a feeling that if this thread gets locked, we'll know that they are in charge around here.

Dude! They suck! I hate They! They can go and sit on it!:p

[The Dork Knight]

Cartoon censors are really old people who don't get jokes....

[joker]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good
Cartoon censors are really old people who don't get jokes....

i think thats more of a truth than a conspiracy theory

[DR. BELCH]

--my former bosses are keeping tabs on me, seeing what magazines I mail mansuscripts to, and warning them that I'm a risk and not to publish me. How else do you explain this? [holds up thick manila folder teeming with rejection letters and making "Crazy Ren" face] I am the keeper of the cheese! [maniacal cackle]

I also think the letters and numbers in the TV ratings system blocks are secret codes. If you take all the letters and numbers in all the programs the avg. person watches in a 24-hour period and arrange them, they spell the ancient Sanskrit word for "mind control"! [mad laugh] Well, that or the Inuit word for "chili bean", if you transpose these two letters and these three digits. Either way, quite suspect! :bosko:

[NewMaxFranklin]

I could tell you these things that I know, but then you'd be targets as well.

[Squall]

Has anyone noticed the following yet? And it's real, which is really weird:

1. In the 2000 Presidental Election, the decision for U.S. President came down to Palm Beach County, Florida, where votes had to be counted and re-counted.

2. A month after the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the U.S., FBI agents discovered that 15 of the 19 terrorists lived for over two years... in Palm Beach County, Florida.

Three conclusions can be drawn from this: (1) Police in Palm Beach County, Florida, don't do their jobs. (2) President Bush and Osama Bin Laden are the SAME MAN, and an alien, too, getting the world ready for an invasion of "Secret Origins" preportions. (3) It's just a coincidence, and bad luck for Florida.

I'm going with option (3), using Akham's razor as my measuring stick. :rolleyes:

God bless the USA!

President Bush to Sec. of Defense Donald Rumsfield: "I want Osama Bin Laden's head on a platter."
Rumsfield: "What about the rest of him?"
Bush: "I don't care what happens to the rest of his body; I just want to see his head on a platter, in person."

[Naraht]

Originally posted by JustJack

So the moral is...don't shop at K-Mart!

Yes, you should all shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!!

HAHAHAHA! I just got the sight gag when I typed it.../me is dum and has had very little sleep.

I'd post my theories here, but I'm afraid this board is a ruse to get me to confess what I know, so they'll know how big a threat I am. I've said to much. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[kiddiesunshine]

true dat, brutha!

[Jowy Blight]

i think that n synk and backstreet boys are actually andriods created by disney.

Yes..........by disney......

*Throws away the plans for "Project Boy Band".* :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Jowy Blight


Yes..........by disney......

*Throws away the plans for "Project Boy Band".* :D


See, now THAT's a perfect moment for an evil smilie....... :D


Oh, yes....


*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA{hack, cough}AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPP!!!!!*

[RockItShipper]

Chandra Levy's disappearance has alot to deal with what happened on 9/11...

[Maxie Zeus]

Osama is a mutant lab rodent with dreams of global domination.

[Psycho Fox]

The Time Warner suits are really pod people aliens made so they could introduce Pokémon throughout North America. They did this to prepare us for the most popular franchise in their galaxy Humémon where alien kids catch and train humans so they can battle each other. They distroyed WBA so Humémon would have no real competition and so they can have their evil ways with the girls (female characters) of WBA.

How is that for a conspiracy theory?

[Captain Caps]

It all starts in Washington D.C...The big tobacco lobbies have the anti-smokers on a list, and the tobacco footsoldiers that I've come across in my school years report to Big T. The messages about how to ruin my life through smoking are distributed to the marijuana and cocaine makers across the border, who then send these through the urban rap networks of "The Dirty South", "The East Coast" and "The West Coast". They torture me by getting to my friends and family. Besides that, the people in the vineyards who distribute the wine around the world have a line to big tobacco. Besides that, California and Orlando, Florida are producing lame music to torture my eardrums, and turning artists I like into mindless drones for the modern day. Sean Combs has a line to them in New York, and Combs reports to Jerry Seinfeld and Jon Stewart to make sure the pain and irony get out to me and warp me further.

So, popular music, popular people and popular substances are all on the same force to make sure my life is full of pain. I shall continue to fight for my beliefs, but maybe I shouldn't, if I'm outnumbered.

Sincerely,

John "Captain Caps" Kilduff

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by Maxie Zeus
Osama is a mutant lab rodent with dreams of global domination.
I think we all knew that! :D

[RockItShipper]

The real villain in Pokemon:Mewtwo Strikes Back was none other than "Nurse Joy". She was in control, not the other way around... but managed to convince everyone else otherwise once the plan went bust. So what's next? The Pink Menace is biding her time waiting to strike... Imagine the horror of a large group of insidious pink-heads striking. It will be long, and painful... and hopefully someone'll wise up in time to stop their evil.

[pencilsharp]

The ultimate conspiracy theory? Joker is really Chris Carter and he keeps starting these threads because he ran out of good ideas by... oh... episode #3 and so he keeps posting these questions on every board he can find so he can keep making more eps no matter how bad they stink and you know that this is a true conspiracy theory because i keep rattling on and on in a horrific run-on sentence and now i'm not even botheiring to hit the shipft key or urn my spellchecker to boot!!!!!!!!!

oh and the exclamation points are the absolute proof. :wakko:

[Lodoss War Fan]

God is really alanis morrisette! :D

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Lodoss War Fan
God is really alanis morrisette! :D


Aie! :eek: