SFAH: Things Your Favorite TV Characters WOULDN'T say

[Colin]

Okay... it's really simple, you've got your favorite TV shows and you know every little detail about the character... so what's something you'd never hear that character say? Here's a few to get started:

Gil Grissom (CSI): OH NO! AN ANT!! KILL IT!!!

Horatio Caine (CSI:M): I don't think I'll be wearing my sunglasses today.


that's the basic idea... your turn!

[TrogdorNyimbhat]

Samurai Jack: "Oh oh, this looks serious!";
Numbah 4: "Nobody better come near my Big Bottom Rainbow Monkey!";
Scrooge: "Feels good helping out the Slavation Army!";
Nergal & Jr. : "Get away from me!".

[Yash]

Ash Ketchum: I'm going to give up Pokemon training and live my life as a hermit.

[Brandon Pierce]

Monica from Friends: "I DON'T KNOW!

[Temple Fugate]

24:
Jack: -snore-
Kim: I just got my Masters Degree in Applied Physics.
Tony: The Cubs suck.
Chloe: (insert compliment here)
Mason: Okay, Jack. You can do anything you want to save the country. Here's clearance to get you access to everything you need.
Nina: I just want to settle down somewhere, have a family, maybe start that used book store I've been dreaming about.
Gaines: That's right Jack, I'm watching Must See TV!

Justice League:
Superman: Great, another asteroid. You know what, world? Screw it. Save your own hide this time.
Batman: I have no idea what is going on. At all.
Wonder Woman: Does this armor make me look like a pin-up model?
J'onn: I'm sorry, Oreo, but Twinkies are my master now.
Green Arrow: Why, Black Canary, you've got me all a-quiver. Heh, heh. I'm smooth.

West Wing:
President Bartlet: Mister Landingham!
Toby: Hello, I'd like to buy a toupe.
CJ: In other news, Ainsley Hayes and Sam Seaborn are doing something very interesting down in the steam pipe trunk distribution venue.

[Lord Dalek]

Jack: Nina, I love you.

[NozeNuggets]

Grace: Will, I love you to death!

[Youko Recca]

Jack Bauer: Whats the words "infinity" and "eternity" have in common? Both start with vowls!! LOL!!!!!!!!

Vic Mackey: Dutch-boy, no problem, go all the way with my wife.

Tobias Funke: Screw the cuttoffs!

Adrian Monk: Public swimming is fun!

[Mike Spartz]

24

Jack Bauer: I need a bathroom break, let someone else save the world.

Nina Myers: I don't like killing people.

Tony: Jack, you're the picture of sanity.

Palmer: I wish I was white so I could've stayed on another term. #2. Jack Bauer this country doesn't negociate with terrorists!

Chloe: I think I'm hot.


Justice League

Batman: I suck.

Wonder Woman: I'm actually a product of horny teenage artists.

Superman: Newbern you're fired!

Flash: I'm really Conan O'Brien with an alias.

Martian Manhunter: Shoot Speilbreg found out the master plan and filmed it into "War of the Worlds," we're doomed!!!!!!

Hawkgirl: I'm in love with "old John" in more ways than one.

John S./Green Lantern: my precious.......

[TrogdorNyimbhat]

Pikatchu - "I feel as though an analasys is in order to determine the origin of magnitude and direction."

[Style]

Batman: Joker, I can see you're upset about something, and you're acting out the issues of a repressed childhood, but, I'm here to say: It's not your fault. I'm here to affirm you and validate your existence. You are important as a person. So why don't you come down here, grab a cup of cocoa, and we can talk through what's bothering you, mmkay?

[Fone Bone]

Batman: Does this dress make me look fat? (Note I am talking about the BTAS/ TNBA/JLU Batman.)

Big Bird: Why are we always talking about numbers and letters? Why can't we just sit around and smoke pot like Steve from Blues Clues?

Counselour Troi: I totally pissed in your Earl Grey tea.

Mr. Burns: Don't blame me. I voted for John Kerry.

Davey (to Goliath): I'm converting to Islam.

Buffy: Ouch! A paper cut! Damn! I'll have to take it easy for a few days.

I cannot think of a single thing that any Farscape character would NEVER say under ANY circumstances as on that show, anything goes.

[Colin]

Okay guys... leave show prejudices out of this. I don't care if you can't stand the version of a character in a certain show... if ANYONE continues to say so, resulting in antagonizing other members, it will result in a warning.

THINK before you post people. Toon Zone Rules Apply EVERYWHERE, not where you feel like having them apply.

[Fone Bone]

Okay guys... leave show prejudices out of this. I don't care if you can't stand the version of a character in a certain show... if ANYONE continues to say so, resulting in antagonizing other members, it will result in a warning.

THINK before you post people. Toon Zone Rules Apply EVERYWHERE, not where you feel like having them apply.Were you referencing me talking about The Batman wearing a dress? Because I love The Batman. For the precise reason that I'm not sure if he'd ever wear a dress or not.:)

[Xerroo]

Coop: I'm not hungry.

[Jave]

Mojo Jojo: OK, I'll be brief...

[NozeNuggets]

Jessie: Sorry, no motto today.

James: It's soooooooo fifteen minutes ago.

Meowth: Call my agent. I have to speak with him about my catbox.

Wobbuffett: Call mine too. I gotta ask him about something in my contract.

[Alex Toon]

Was there every a "Things that your favorite TV characters should say" thread? Or is that the same idea as this?

[Saelphronarf]

Raven (TT) : Who wants breakfast?!

Also Raven : What a glorious day to see earth destroyed upon!

Ned : I think I want to become Amnish

Homer : Hey! I go this cool magazine intitled "The boring world of Neils Bore".

Robin : Titans! Trouble! Were out of bacon!
*Cyborg goes beserk*

Batman : Hey robin, I need to talk to you. The titans didn't accept your application . But I have some good news. I just saved a bunch of money oon my car insurance by switching to Geiko!


-Saephronarf

[Carolina Red]

Peter Griffin: 'You know what? I think I've had enough beer for today.'

Lindsay Bluth: 'Ahhh, what a beautiful morning! Time for work.'

Hit Me Baby One More Time musical performer: 'It's great to be here!'

[K-dog]

TEEN TITANS

Robin: Titans! wait...hold on
Starfire: whats up
Raven: haha

KRYPTO THE SUPER DOG

Ignatious: no im not really that hungry today
Streaky: ruff ruff and away

HOME STAR RUNNER
Strongbad: ok ok i give
Homestar: my hands hurt

LOONY TOONS
Bugs: eh! whats up nurse

YES, DEAR
Jimmy: i finaly got a promotion

SPONGEBOB
Patrick: you did? so did I