12 Pains of Christmas

[Alaskanbullworm]

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree




I'll be posting a new lyric from this song now until Christmas. Do you think I should keep these in one post, or create a seperate thread for each day? Please don't post the other lyrics, this would let the people who never heard of this get a laugh.

[Fantasie117]

I love this song. :D

You should probably keep it on the same thread. It would reduce clutter.

[The Dork Knight]

This looks promising!

- Foley Is Good

BANG BANG!

[Alaskanbullworm]

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Hangovers,
Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Sending Christmas cards,
Hangovers,
Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

Sorry about not updating yesterday.

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Five months of bills!,
Sending Christmas cards,
Hangovers,
Rigging up the lights,
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Facing my in-laws,
Five months of bills!,
Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!,
Hangovers,
Rigging up these lights!,
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
The Salvation Army,
Facing my in-laws,
Five months of bills!,
Sending Christmas cards,
Oh, geez!,
I'm tryin' to rig up these lights!,
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The eighth thing at Christmas that such a pain to me:
I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
Charities, and whataya mean "YOUR in-laws"?!?
Five months of bills!
Oh, making out these cards
Edith, get me a beer, huh?
What, we have no extension cords?!?
And finding a Christmas tree

[Maxie Zeus]

This is getting funnier and funnier.

Don't mean to step into your limelight, Patrick. But I gotta say how much I'm liking it.

[Alaskanbullworm]

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Finding parking spaces
DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!!!
Donations!
Facing my in-laws
Five months of bills!
Writing out those Christmas cards
Hangovers!
Now why the hell are they blinking?!?!?
And finding a Christmas tree.

[Alaskanbullworm]

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Batteries Not Included
No parking spaces
BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!
Get a job, ya bum!
Oh, facing my in-laws!
Five months of bills!
Yo-ho, sending Christmas cards
Oh, geez, look at this!
One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The eleventh thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Stale TV specials
Batteries Not Included
No parking spaces
DAD, I GOTTA GO TA BATHROOM!!
Charities!
She's a witch...I hate her!
Five months of bills!
Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
Oh, who's got the turlet paper, huh?
Get a flashlight...I blew a fuse!!
And finding a Christmas tree

[Alaskanbullworm]

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
Batteries Not Included
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree


So, how was it? It's much funnier hearing it.

[pencilsharp]

HA! Loved it! And very appropos for the way my Xmases tend to go...

BTW, I hear that song on the radio every once in a while, but they never tell who's responsible... so who recorded it?

[Fantasie117]

Originally posted by pencilsharp:
BTW, I hear that song on the radio every once in a while, but they never tell who's responsible... so who recorded it?

Good question. I've heard it on the radio a few times too, and my friend had an mp3 of it. It just magically appeared.

Thanks, Patrick Star, for posting the whole thing. :) It is funnier when you hear it, especially how frustrated the Rigging up the Lights Guy is. (My favorite lines.)

[Alaskanbullworm]

It's one of Bob Rivers' songs. It's on a CD called "Twisted Christmas". Other songs on it include "We Wish You Weren't Living With Us", "The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen' ", and "I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)", which are all very funny. There's also another CD called "More Twisted Christmas".

[austin norsworthy]

Originally posted by Patrick Star
It's one of Bob Rivers' songs. It's on a CD called "Twisted Christmas". Other songs on it include "We Wish You Weren't Living With Us", "The Restroom Door Said, 'Gentlemen' ", and "I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole)", which are all very funny. There's also another CD called "More Twisted Christmas".


does any of them have "yellow snow"?


P.S. that was hilarius!