Yo momma jokes... Post em' here!

[The Dork Knight]

Here are a couple of my favorites.....

"Yo momma's so old, she farts out dust!"
"Yo momma's so dumb, she got locked in a bathroom and wet herself!"
"Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the mother!"
"Yo momma's so dumb, she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said, Disneyworld left, she went home!"

Whadda you have? :D

[NewMaxFranklin]

Ah, I'm flashing back to intermediate school now... Man, that place sucked. :p

And I can't seem to remeber a single "Yo momma joke!" Not to mention anything I "learned" from the classes there. :rolleyes:

[Danielle]

Yo.........momma. Okay. I never heard something like that, but based on what Foley is Good wrote, maybe I can think of something.......uh......"Yo momma's so tall, when she stood up straight everyone thought it was a solar eclpise?".....nah, too complex...... ;)

[Cyclops]

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so fat, the last time she 90210 she saw on a scale.

I know these are old, but I don't hear these jokes anymore.

[zero zero nine]

yo momma so dumb, she saw the sign "wet floor" and took a leak.


that's like the only one i remember... :wakko:

[redDragon]

Only one that I can think of is "Yo momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!"

[Alaskanbullworm]

Yo momma's so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

[Eraserhead]

Some old ones:


Yo momma so old, JURASSIC PARK brought back memories
Yo momma's armpits so hairy, it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo momma's so little, she poses for trophies
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was a baby , her parents had to feed her with a slingshot

[The Mad Hatter]

"Your mother is so fat, she has a glandular problem."
--Hank Hill

[The Clown Prince]

Yo momma's so old she has an autographed copy of the bible.

The Clown Prince

[Elven Moon]

Yo mama's so dumb, somebody said it was chilly outside, and she went and got a bowl.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so fat, joggers use her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code.

Yo mama's so fat, the government declared her her own country.

That's all I got at the moment. :bosko:

[kiddiesunshine]

yo mama so stupid, i told her turn on the tv, so she started stripping for it.
yo mama's teeth so raggedy, it looks like her tongue's behind bars.
----so old, she bent over to tie her shoe and broke in half.
---so dumb, she thought tiny toons were short songs.
---so skinny, every time she exhales, she flies back 5 ft.
---so fat, she plays hopscotch on the states.
---so dumb, she said she couldn't pay rent because she couldn't find him.
---so fat, she bleeds gravy.
her teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter.

[kiddiesunshine]

who else saw bebe's kids?

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
who else saw bebe's kids?

I did! It's one of my favorite animated movies!

[Batgirl_2005]

-yo mama's so ugly she looked outside and got arrested for mooning.
-yo mama's so fat she got her own zip code.
-yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down
-yo mama's like a race car, burns four rubbers a night.
-you mama's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
-Yo momma's so fat she's got to iron her pants on the driveway
-Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy"
-Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
-Yo momma's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
-Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
-Yo momma's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
-Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
-Yo momma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
-Yo momma's so fat when she sweats, everyone around her wears raincoats!
-Yo momma's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
-Yo Mama is so poor I walked in to your house and flicked a cigrette on the floor cockrouches came out of the wall saying, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we got some HEAT."
-yo momma so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

Ummmm... I think I know WAY too many of these.... ^^

[Manhunter]

Yo mama's so fat,she went bungee jumping and the bridge started to sag.

Yo mama's so cross-eyed,she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels.

Yo mama's so old,when David killed Goliath,she called the cops.

Yo mama's so ugly,when she was born,they put her in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama's so stupid,she asked me what letter comes after X,I said "Y", she said "Cause I wanna know!"

Yo mama's so skinny,she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama's so short,she bumped her head,hopping a turnstile.

[James Harvey]

Just a reminder that this is a FAMILY FORUM and all these must remain within the PG bracket context. Please, nothing overly obscene. These thread is teetering on the edge of being closed so please watch what you put up here.

[Jimmy Kustes]

It is sad when I can be in a situation of a Yo Momma joke. I probably would trip over a cordless phone or get hit by a parked car.

[Lepodactylous Man]

Your Mother is so obese that when
she shat,
the small turd
had the density
of a black hole
(or if I'm nice a white dwarf)
and it destroyed the planet
that your
initial father was suppose to originate from...
No one should be denied the chance
to belong to the Planet of the Apes.

oh and
P.S.
Her [explentive deleted] stunk.

[James Harvey]

Due to the inappropriate material of some of the posts in this theread, the thread has been closed.