obscure/strange teacher names...(ot)

[Fish]

In 1st grade I had a teacher named Mrs Web (or Webb)...I must say that she did look like a spider cuz she was really tall ( or maybe I was just short :D)..plus she was reading us that book about that spider Charlotte, so that might have affected my...um what's the name for it..conclusion?.

anyways..

But the reason I thought about that is because one of the teachers I might be tutored by in this military college I am attending, ...well his name is Mr. Butts...............*heh!*

sew...anybody else got wierd named teachers? or just teachers you know must be aliens??

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[Singin' Stray Cat]

I've had some scary teachers before - right now, I'm thinking of one in particular who always dressed in a suit and funky tie, had thinning hair, and smoked almost constantly. Normally that wouldn't scare most people...but she sure made me uneasy. :eek:

This also reminds me of I joke I read in Reader's Digest once, something about a substitute teacher for a German class, named Mr. Ball... (Hope the joke's worth it when you finally get it!) :p

[Scythemantis]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
I've had some scary teachers before - right now, I'm thinking of one in particular who always dressed in a suit and funky tie, had thinning hair, and smoked almost constantly. Normally that wouldn't scare most people...but she sure made me uneasy. :eek:



That sounds like the coolest person that ever walked the face of the earth.

Erm,anyway...my kindergarten (or as I thought it was called back then "kinderGARDEN" which I thought meant it was like a garden of kids....dont you love small child logic?) teacher was everything most evil cartoon teachers are...small,withered,and inhumanly B*TCHY! A real witch,and her name was actually seriously "Mrs.Grim".

Because of her I actually believed for a while that certain people "recieved" special names based on personality.

[Trent Lane]

I don't know of too many teachers with weird names, but do know of some weird teachers. My 9th grade science teacher had us call her "Ms. F. Gennel Moses". No joke, whenever we wanted to speak to her we had to say the whole name. Then there was my all time favorite teacher, Mr. Foxx. I was a teacher's assistant in his class during lunch, which basically meant I got to leave the class for each lunch break during that time. Yes, I'm the ultimate slacker... :D

[Calhoun07]

I had a teacher we used to call Titanic ****(edit: oops, sorry. I didn't realize that word was edited out of the PG board! :o ) because...well, they were lopsided! Even my mom laughed at that joke! There was Mrs Bosher which we called Mrs. Boner. Mr Delitch we called Mr DeLush because he drank on his lunch hours and often was drunk while teaching.

There was Mrs Clashgens, who had these cat eye glasses and always tried to be "hip" on current music trends, but was always 6 months behind. She was on Michael Jackson long after we all thought he was gay.

Then there was this teacher I had in Jr high that peed his pants (literally) if the windows and door to his classroom was closed. He always had to have a window or the door open or he peed his pants. Of course, students watched him like a hawk and days he would forget to open a window, you can bet somebody would close that door. Of course the winter months were harsh on him. He always kept a second pair of pants in a closet just in case.

I also had a bus driver that fell asleep at the wheel ALOT. She was terrifying. We learned she was divorced and working like three jobs, but still...she was a dangerous driver. One of the most horiffic moments was when she dared to cross rail road tracks with a train coming. That train was dangerously close. I mean, if we were going just a little slower, I would not be writing this right now kind of close.

I have had several odd teachers over the years. I am sure I will think of more later on!

[Danielle]

I once had a teacher named Mr. McCoy. Anyone can come by and say "He's the Real McCoy!" 'cause he's not my teacher anymore. I think I mentioned him on this board once...when I put up a poll or something asking people if we should tie a beatle to a test-rocket, even if it was going to die. I don't remember the exact number, but I think the "ALRIGHT, LET'S BLOW HIM UP!!" choice won.

Yeah, that was him. The biggest excuse was "Well, he'll at least have a cool way out of this world!" Apparantly, my teacher thought that too, since he wanted that if he should commit suicide, he should drive off a bridge. After all, it *IS* the "coolest way to go". :rolleyes:

I also have teachers with weird names, but they're nice people, so I won't mention them.

[Calhoun07]

I remember that poll! I was not one of the voters who wanted to take the humane and politically correct way out, that's for sure!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by calhoun07
I remember that poll! I was not one of the voters who wanted to take the humane and politically correct way out, that's for sure!


Yes, I remember what you voted, calhoun. :mad: :p :D Geez, I was furious at you guys! I mean, I still am, but....eh, forget it. We ended up letting him free. If you're all wondering what happened to him.........I accidently stepped on him four days later. :o

[Calhoun07]

Stepped on him!!!!!! you should have let him go out with one of the most amazing last memories a roach could have. The dude was gonna die, let him die happy!

[Failure]

I had a sub once named Mr. Wayne. Everyone kept calling him Bruce and Batman mercilessly. Needless to say he got really ticked at us. I guess he wasnt a Batman fan.

[kiddiesunshine]

ms. hoptemichael-5th grade, before we got her fired.

[The Dork Knight]

Mrs. Mraz
Mrs. Schulau
Mrs. Silverman (Looks like a man :D)
here's a funny one....

MR. TOPPER
I sometimes call him "Mr. Flopper", "Mr. Popper", "Mr. Mopper" and "Mr. Hooper" :D

- Foley Is Good :bosko:

[kiddiesunshine]

ms. choksondik
mrs. head

[I.R Joey]

I honestly had a teacher with the last name Buttwell. He was a nice guy though.

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by kiddiesunshine
ms. choksondik

You had her too? :D :bosko:

[The Mad Hatter]

Yes, I remember what you voted, calhoun. Geez, I was furious at you guys! I mean, I still am, but....eh, forget it. We ended up letting him free. If you're all wondering what happened to him.........I accidently stepped on him four days later.

Oh god, that's so unintentionally funny! Poor little beastie. Please don't take this the wrong way, but somehow you're really channeling Brak today! :D

As for me, the worst teacher I had was in 3rd grade. She actively disliked me, and really did pick on me and belittle me. Her name? Mrs. Lynch. Appropriate... Also, she was in her mid-80s, and should have retired years ago. her mind was stuck in the past, so after disgruntlingly (I know that's not a word, but dang it, it should be! :p ) zipping through the school-assigned text, she whipped out the old science texts for us to learn from in the last few weeks. How old were they? I distinctly remember reading the phrase "someday, mankind will walk on the moon." No joke!

[Scythemantis]

I wasnt around for this poll,I wouldnt have wanted a poor little beetle (or cockroach) to get blown up!

But I`m not quite clear what it has to do with your teacher or driving off bridges...kind of confusing post (I must miss a lot of important discussions)

[killercroc]

We had a science teacher named P.V. Campbell and we'd call him Pervert Campbell. And well, the jerkiest teacher in school had the first name of Dick, so you can imagine.

[DR. BELCH]

Danielle:
I once had a teacher named Mr. McCoy...I think I mentioned him on this board once...when I put up a poll or something asking people if we should tie a beetle to a test-rocket, even if it was going to die....We ended up letting him free. If you're all wondering what happened to him.........I accidently stepped on him four days later.
Are you sure it was the same one? They all look alike to me.
For the record I refrained from voting on grounds of practicality--if one is going to strap a roach to a rocket it'd take a delicate hand not to crush his abdomen or knock a couple of his legs off.
So McCoy's the one who was bitten by a roach on the bum, eh? Again, I have to wonder (b) do they actually bite and (b) how it got access to that particular part of the man's anatomy.
No really strange teacher names...though I recall one rather scary-looking chem teacher who must have topped 300 pounds easily, Mrs. Lami (who unfortunately passed away midway through the school year because her heart couldn't take the strain of her bulk). Another odd fellow, who I rather liked, was Mr. Roberds, who was a bit of a good-natured misogynist and kept a stuffed cat head mounted on his wall, which he would shoot darts at on occasion with an air gun.

[Betaman8]

I have a french teacher named Mrs. Henn...she is pretty huge, and talks in the most annoying way. We calle her "Le Grande Pouleau" (french for "the big Chicken").

[Fantasie117]

I had a Spanish teacher in 5th and 6th grades named Mrs. Ipolsagi who could've doubled for Mimi Bobeck on The Drew Carey Show.

I had a Religion teacher in 9th grade named Ms. Daly who would cross out the 'r' if you must "Mrs. Daly" on a piece of paper. She is easily my least favorite teacher at school. She has a monotonous voice and teaches some of the worst courses. (Like Prayer! How do we study Prayer? And don't get me started on the Social Justice or Morality classes... )

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Fantasie117
I had a Spanish teacher in 5th and 6th grades named Mrs. Ipolsagi who could've doubled for Mimi Bobeck on The Drew Carey Show.

I had a Religion teacher in 9th grade named Ms. Daly who would cross out the 'r' if you must "Mrs. Daly" on a piece of paper. She is easily my least favorite teacher at school. She has a monotonous voice and teaches some of the worst courses. (Like Prayer! How do we study Prayer? And don't get me started on the Social Justice or Morality classes... )


Well, at least Prayer's not as bad as Social Justice or Morality classes... :cool:


Originally posted by Betaman8
We calle her "Le Grande Pouleau" (french for "the big Chicken").

Aww, now that isn't very nice...(shakes a finger at Betaman) To the principals office, NOW!! :p

We just call our science teacher Prof. {shrugs} Or Mr. Hall. You can guess why my father doesn't like him; my father always learned inside a regular classroom. (...............GET IT?! :rolleyes: )


Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Are you sure it was the same one? They all look alike to me.

I was awfully sure after it screamed up at me, "OH G-D, PLEASE NO!!!!" :D



So McCoy's the one who was bitten by a roach on the bum, eh? Again, I have to wonder (b) do they actually bite and (b) how it got access to that particular part of the man's anatomy.


Uh......I don't recall that part. Oh, wait, yeah I do. :D I think yes, they actually bite, and you do NOT want to know...... :eek:


Originally posted by...aw, forget it! It's not as if anyone actually reads this part! Besides, I have quite enough quotes, thank you!..........fine, posted by Sting chameleon
I wasnt around for this poll,I wouldnt have wanted a poor little beetle (or cockroach) to get blown up!


Right on! Not many people really picked that choice...



But I`m not quite clear what it has to do with your teacher or driving off bridges...kind of confusing post (I must miss a lot of important discussions)

Nothing really...it just proves that my teacher is nuts. {shrugs} And also, most people who voted that it should be blown up gave the excuse that it's gonna die anyway, and it should at least go in a cool way. Like driving off a bridge. :rolleyes:

[optimal321]

My ninth grade homeroom teacher was Mr. Semen.

[Ricochet]

My second grade teacher Ms. Kizmon. She was scary! This woman yelled all the time and event threw a box of clothespins on the ground causing them to "ricochet" (hehe) off of the walls. We called her The Witch Lady. I'm having horrible flash backs now. Make it stop! :)

[Calhoun07]

Originally posted by Ricochet
My second grade teacher Ms. Kizmon. She was scary! This woman yelled all the time and event threw a box of clothespins on the ground causing them to "ricochet" (hehe) off of the walls. We called her The Witch Lady. I'm having horrible flash backs now. Make it stop! :)

Hmmm...that reminds me of some more teacher stories! I had some that went off mad like that a few times too. One teacher I had in the second or third grade had us all sit on the floor and she was reading a book to us and I kept on whispering jokes about the story as she went along to this girl I was sitting next to (and you know what? Nothing has changed! I still make wise guy comments in times like that!) and she kept laughing at what I was saying, so that only provoked me more, until finally the teacher just exploded! I mean, she went from a normal reading voice to just this screaming GET OUT OF HERE to me and pointing to the door! LOL, I guess she had enough of me! (as a side story, somebody gave me a Teacher's Pet pencil one day, which I thought was so cool...until I learned to read a little better and realized the pencil said Teacher's PEST!)

We had another teacher in the 5th grade that HATED it when she'd see student's poke their head out of the class room to see when she was coming back. Hey, somebody had to keep an eye out after she left the class.so we knew when to stop screwing around! One day, I was the look out kid, and I poked my head out when she was only a few feet from the door! I could see this instant anger in her face as I likely looked very surprised. I went back in the room, and she opened that door and laid into us about watching for her when she came back. I mean, we were KIDS, we were gonna cut up when she left the room. What did she expect! She later lost it one day and started crying and some other teacher or a principal or somebody had to come in to talk to her. She wasn't around after that, so she must of had some serious personal problems.

[optimal321]

My seventh grade English teacher was named Mrs. Hill. She would give us vocab lists sometimes, and we'd go over them in class. One fateful day, the word "boute" (sp?) came along. Some of the kids didn't know exactly how to pronounce the word, so, trying to be funny, they pronounced it like "booty". The definition Mrs. Hill gave us for the word was "hill". So, from then on, the nickname "Mrs. Booty" was donned to our English teacher. :D

[DR. BELCH]

Fantasie117:
I had a Spanish teacher in 5th and 6th grades named Mrs. Ipolsagi who could've doubled for Mimi Bobeck on The Drew Carey Show.
The faculty advisor of the campus rag I once worked for also looked a lot like Mimi, but with less makep. Pity, becasue she could have used it. Fat, mean, homely pudding of a woman.

Speaking of Spanish teachers, mine in college was Miss Brain. Insert "Pinky" and "Narf" jokes here, folks.... ;) Actually, she was a great woman, so don't be too nasty. :bosko: