Scenes from a Hat: Bad Call letters for TV stations

[Startrekman700]

KILL TV The #1 killer tv station in the united states
KIRK Even the Enterprise Captian watches this
KRAK Gettin high on us..

[Mittenz]

WEAK TV

All bad programming all the time.

[Rover_Wow]

KOMA... and that's an actual FM radio station call sign!

[TrogdorNyimbhat]

DICK - Non stop updates from vice president on this public television.

[NozeNuggets]

True Story: There was a radio station in Arkansas called KAKA.

Now, to the ones we speak about. KRAP-TV. All bathrooms all the time.

KHAN: All 4Kids TV all the time.

[Agent S7]

FOD: The "We Hope Our Call Card Would Say Food But It Didn't So We Prepare Fod Instead" station. We don't even know what Fod is, and we're not sure we want to.
ZIM: "I am ZIM! WORSHIP ME! WORSHIP ME!"
GIR: 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, we command people how to prepare TACOS. And, if not, giant BUUUUURRIIIIIITOOOOOS!
TACOS: A subsidiary of GIR.
BUUUUURRIIIIIITOOOOOS: The Gas Station
BATMN: (No relation to DC Comics)
YOYO: The skateboarding channel!
DEATH: ... (hisses)

[tucsoncoyote]

KNST TV as Nasty as we want to be !
KGUN TV Squeeze Don't Jerk the Trigger!
KOLD TV Refrigeration at it's finest for Ice Queens!

(Note :Tucson Arizona does actually have these Stations! the first one is a AM Talk Radio Sation, the Other Two are actual TV Stations (No Joke!)

:coyote:

[JShaggy]

I've seen my share of bad call letters:

WEEE-TV - Wrestling Entertainment Every Evening. Seriously, WTH were these people thinking.
WINK-TV - a CBS station in Florida ;)
WOOD-TV - like there's a need for an explanation for this one (don't get any wrong ideas).

[candy17]

After reading some of these, I now know what a call letter is, but most of these will seem like messages on the vanity plate of a car:

TZNTV: All Toon Zone, all the time

KOLD: K-OLD (programming for the old and old at heart)

LITIG8 (the rejected name for Court TV)

[NozeNuggets]

I think they used "K-OLD" in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mid-Life Crustation" IIRC.

[Carolina Red]

WWHY - WhyFM. You could listen to us, but why? Not like we're any good.

[TrogdorNyimbhat]

I've seen my share of bad call letters:

WEEE-TV - Wrestling Entertainment Every Evening. Seriously, WTH were these people thinking.I wondered what they were thinking even when they renamed WWF for WWE.

Oh, the game... all the four letter words I can think of, you can.

[NozeNuggets]

"WWHY - WhyFM. You could listen to us, but why? Not like we're any good."
There is a WHYY TV and FM public broadcaster here in Philly for the record.

[Colin]

Okay folks... we're not here to determine the authenticity of any of the stations in play by the posters. It's a freakin game! If it continues, the thread will be closed. There's no reason to try to ruin the fun by butting in and going "OOOh! That station exists here in Butte Montana!" Guess what, chances are EVERYTHING you can think of for this challenge is gonna exist somewhere... so ENOUGH ALREADY!

[Brandon Pierce]

POOP radio station. Playing the stinkiest songs ever made.

I'm Henry the 8th, I am...

[Saelphronarf]

SOVIET TV:
Самое новое повальное увлечение телевидения!!!


-Saelphronarf