Lilo and Stitch: Episode X

[Peter Paltridge]

Credit for this parody goes to Mr. Midboss, who wrote it for some other board, but it's just so dang funny it has to be passed around....

*some peaceful place in highway*

Idiot Tourist #1: Hawaii is so nice and peaceful and doesn’t have any weird alien things around
Idiot Tourist #2: Yeah
*experiment pod lands on water somewhere*
Idiot Tourist #1: Oh look it’s the super rare Hawaiian green spotted pirate ninja pokemon like <animal> !
Idiot Tourist #2: Funny… I never heard of that animal
Idiot Tourist #1: Its Hawaiian only and really rare!
Idiot Tourist #2: You know it looks like an alien
Idiot Tourist #1: Don’t be stupid aliens don’t exist!
Idiot Tourist #2: I’ve been studying animals all my life, and I’ve never heard of nor seen any creature like that
Idiot Tourist #1: pah you know nothing about animals
*experiment breaths fire*
Idiot Tourist #1: See its perfectly natural
Idiot Tourist #2: Righhhhttttt
Experiment: RUHHHHHHH! (Me big nasty experiment! Me harass you with l33t powerz! Even though Jumba’s shown he can make experiments that speak perfect English (625) I don’t cause I wannabe a pokemon! But I failed to make the cut)
Idiot Tourist #1+2: AHHHHH!
*Idiot Tourist #1+2 runs away*
Lilo: dumdedumdedum
Lilo: Look stitch its X contest! I must enter it and
*Myrtle and gang show up*
Myrtle: Hey Wierdlo…. Your like weird. And your dog is weird as well. MUAHAHAHAH!
Myrtle’s groupies: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lilo: Wow those cusses are so childish and overdone but I’m hurt anyway! Please take me into your group! Please!
Stitch: ux tha rihdc mu! (your popular every other week, and it never works well, and you never properly enjoy it, and you learn to stand on your own and say you don’t need them but then you go back and constantly seek their approval. Erm hello?)
Lilo: Eh I’m scitzo or something. Its why I flip between being super nice and psychotic
Stitch: hfidhg udh! (that explains it)
Lilo: Anyway I’ll beat you in competion so their!
Myrtle: Will not
Lilo: Will to
Myrtle: Will not
And so on
*Later*
Lilo: OMG ITS KEONI! I GOTTA ACT UNINTRESTED WHILE TRYING TO HIT ON HIM!
Keoni: wassup?
Lilo: oh you know….. (DATE ME ALREADY!)
Keoni: Oh I’m going to <competion> wanna come?
Lilo: Sure (if I win teh competion Keoni might…)
*Lilo gets home*
Lilo: Hey Nani. OMG MERTLE IS TEH MEAN! But I will beat her in the competion and she’ll like me!
Nani: Blah blah Myrtle and girls not a good friend blah blah Stitch good friend blah blah winning isn’t everything blah blah <today’s moral>
*scene switch to Gantu and 625*
Experimentmon dex: Experiment #whatever activated! Primary function *something*!
Gantu: I will catch the experiment!
625: No you won’t. The little girl will
Gantu: No not today because <naff reason>
625: yeah right *goes off to make sandwiches*
Gantu: Why do I keep him around? ……Oh yeah, free sandwiches
*Scene switches back to Lilo*
Lilo: I must win the contest! *prepares for contest*
Stitch: Cousin! (wild Experimentmon appeared!)
Lilo sent out Stitch!
Lilo: Go Stitch!
Stitch: Sti-ch!
Stitch used Stitchness
Its not very effective
Wild experiment used Special Power!
Its super effective!
Stitch fainted!
Use next Experimentmon?
Lilo: No
Lilo ran away!
*Scene cuts to Gantu*
Wild Experimentmon appeared!
Gantu: Yes I will catch the experiment easily!
Gantu: Go Gantu!
Gantu sent out Gantu
Gantu: *clears throat* GANTU!
Gantu use fighting skills
Its not very effective
Gantu: Crap
Experiment used Pwn Gantu
Its super duper effective!
Gantu was pwned!
Gantu fainted!
Use next Experimentmon?
Gantu: Yes
Gantu: Go 625!
625: Sandwiches!
625 used Run off and make sandwiches!
625 ran off and made sandwiches!
Gantu: Grrrr….
Gantu is out of useable Experimentmons!
Gantu blacked out!
Gantu: ****!
Disney guy: Erm your not allowed to say that word
Gantu: Grrr…. What should I say then
Disney guy: Try this *hands Gantu a card*
Gantu: *ahem*….. blitzkrag.
*Scene cuts to Lilo*
Lilo: So Jumba what can you tell use about this experiment of the week?
Jumba: Ahhh number <blank>, evil genius experiment designed to <blank> entire nations <blank> (I think I was drunk when I made it).
Lilo: Oh no we have to stop it before the experiment <blank>
Stitch: igi fhudh uche!
Pleakly: LOOK AT ME! I’M THE COMIC RELIEF TRANSVESTIE WHO SNUCK THROUGH THE CENSORS!
Jumba: Very good, now shut up
Lilo: So anyway, lets go catch the experiment
Jumba: How?
Lilo: I have a cunning plan
*scene changes*
Wild Experimentmon appeared!
Go Stitch!
Wild Experimentmon used Special power
It missed!
Stitch used cunning plan!
Its super effective!
Lilo: Go experiment catching thingy!
Wun-wun-wun
DUNDUNUDNDUN
You caught Experimentmon!
Do you wish to give Experimentmon a nick name?
Lilo: Lets see you do <thing>, so I’ll call you <thing> er!
Do you wish to assign a one true place to <thing>er?
Lilo: Lets see…..
Team Gantu appeared!
Gantu: Prepare for trouble
625: And give me sandwiches
Gantu: To protect the world fro…. Oh screw this, the authors stupid pokemon jokes have gone on for too long
Lilo: I think it takes up about half of this fic
625: I’d say ¾
Jumba: Using my evil genius skills I calculate that…
The author(me): GET ON WITH THE DAM STORY!
Lilo: Sheesh hes grumpy
Gantu: Anyway as…Errr Lilo I will now take your pikac…. Err 626 but rather than send Jumba’s finest experiment to Hamsterville, get a crap load of cash and cripple your experiment catching abilities, I’ll trade you Stitch for the experiment.. And don’t try to trick me like you did the time before, or the time before that, the time before that because I’m ready!
Lilo: Sure…. Big dummy
Gantu: What?
Lilo: I said, Sure, I’ll meet you there
Gantu: Well ok then
*Meets up with Gantu*
Gantu: So have you brought the experiment?
Lilo: Yes
Gantu: And your not going to just use some clever rehearsed trick to take the experiment back?
Lilo: No *crosses fingers*
Gantu: Good *hands Stitch to Lilo*
Lilo: Now!
Gantu: What!
Experiment used Special power!
Gantu: Gah! I should have seen it coming but I didn’t!
Lilo quickly frees stitch
Stitch used Pwn Gantu
Its rather effective
Lilo got away
Gantu: Man I’m depressed, a 7/9/5/6… hey how old is she anyway?
625: Eh it changes every episode
Gantu: Anyway a little girl just outwitted and pwned me….. again. This sucks
625: I’d imagine, but with my skillz you won’t care
Gantu: Hey I suddenly don’t care! Yay!
*Scene switches to Lilo*
Lilo: Wow somehow while chasing today’s Experimentmon I learned some kind of valuable life lesson that helps my immediate situation improve! Yay!
Nani: *goes into After School Special mood* *robotic voice* And what did you learn today?
Lilo: That cramming too many stupid Pokemon jokes into a fic gets annoying
Me: Grrrr……
Lilo: And something about not bothering to try and be popular with Myrtle, which I’ll forget by next episode, and <today’s moral>
Pleakly: And I’m still a transvestite!
Lilo: Good for you
Lilo: Now what would be a good one true place for <thing>er? I know the <thing>er place! Yay I am winner!

[Swonker]

http://www.edverb.com/images/appl.gif
Beautiful.

[N310DA]

You know, I can have a good sense of humor and have a good laugh at one of my favorite show's expense, beleive me, I've read plenty of parodies of my favorite shows on ff.net. But this "parody" is not the least bit funny and it's very offensive IMO.

Whoever this "Mr Midboss" is, he isn't too bright if he actually thinks the show is like that. I mean Lilo a schitzo? The experiments Pokemon ripoffs? What garbage!:mad:

[Zero-V]

Whoever this "Mr Midboss" is, he isn't too bright if he actually thinks the show is like that. I mean Lilo a schitzo? The experiments Pokemon ripoffs? What garbage!:mad:
Lilo and Stitch is to Pokemon what W.I.T.C.H is to Winx Club, different ways of showcasing almost the exact same premise, don't call him stupid because he interprets the series in a different fashion than you do

And please, getting THAT riled up over a 65 episode spin-off that really has nothing going for it as far as story or development goes really shows how mature you are...

[Gokou Ruri]

Until Lilo goes on a quest to become the greatest Experimentmon master, I'm not buying it, and I don't even like the show that much.

Also, WITCH came first ;)

[N310DA]

Lilo and Stitch is to Pokemon what W.I.T.C.H is to Winx Club, different ways of showcasing almost the exact same premise, don't call him stupid because he interprets the series in a different fashion than you do

And please, getting THAT riled up over a 65 episode spin-off that really has nothing going for it as far as story or development goes really shows how mature you are...Who said I was riled up? Oh and you call me immature yet you attack me personally?

I have reported your post as a personal attack, have a nice day.

[Zero-V]

Also, WITCH came first ;)
Captain Planet came first;)

[Conan-san]

Captain Planet came first;)I think you meen "Sailor Moon" :P.

Unless there's somthing about Captian Planet that you wish to reval to us all, oh defender of the cramp?

[Zero-V]

I think you meen "Sailor Moon" :P.

Unless there's somthing about Captian Planet that you wish to reval to us all, oh defender of the cramp?
...Well, you mostly hear words relating to "Affemenante" centered around the main character on other forums...:sweat:

[Gokou Ruri]

I'm starting to see why people dislike the Disney board.

[adoptedBatpuppy]

Can somebody close this post! This isn't even about Lilo and Stitch, it's about your personal problems with each other!

[Quarter-Dragon]

^^Agreed, this is starting to look like the GameFAQs Boards.

[Dee]

C'mon guys. Keep it on topic.


If the fighting between individuals continues, warnings can be given out to those involved.

[N310DA]

Okay is all this over me and Zero-V's posts? I never intended to argue with anyone, I was just standing up for myself because I feel he attacked me personally. It was only 3 posts, but if I made anyone feel uncomfortable, I appologize.

I still stand by my first post though. I like comedy, in fact if you read my sig, you'll see it's from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. But I felt this thing wasn't even funny, it ripped the entire show apart and made generalizations, which in my mind were redicules and not even close to what the show is really all about. Believe me, I have read a few Lilo and Stitch parodies and I thought they were pretty funny. But I just thought this one was offensive and unfunny.

If you disagree that's fine, but please don't question my maturity, that's rude. I'm not trying to be offensive to anyone, just trying to explain my opinion, no offense meant to anyone.

[Peter Paltridge]

To the credit of the original author, he loves Lilo and Stitch. He just thinks it can get pretty repetitive, and knows how to write dead-on satire. This wasn't written in hate, despite what it looks like.

[Conan-san]

...Well, you mostly hear words relating to "Affemenante" centered around the main character on other forums...:sweat: I was kinda joking. ^_^; see the ":P" and all? Besides that, "Defender of the cramp" is a jokey nickname, because I usaly reffer THAT show as "Crap Twins" anyway.

Back on topic, the TV series has become somthing of a "Monster "anime"" and I realy don't like that in a show, especaily as they had a good sorce from the start.

It would be like turning Evangelion into a light harted Go-Nagi robot-show, it makes little to any sence.

[Zero-V]

I was kinda joking. ^_^; see the ":P" and all?
I know, I was joking myself...hence the smilie.

We'll see how they handle the direct-to-DVD sequel, in the meantime, I really thought this fanfiction was pretty humerous, hell I like Captain Planet and I can laugh at pratically every flawed aspect that's made fun of. Bar NONE, I don't find flaw in any parody that's "offensive", it depends a great deal on comedic taste and tolerance for how far they can go.

[N310DA]

To the credit of the original author, he loves Lilo and Stitch. He just thinks it can get pretty repetitive, and knows how to write dead-on satire. This wasn't written in hate, despite what it looks like.Aaah that changes a lot. I wouldn't have been so irritated by this if I had known that the guy actually liked L&S. It looked to me like it was by someone who hated the show and just wanted to rip it apart. I usually have a good laugh at humor like this, as long as it's just to be funny and no to convey hate towards the show, to me, this looked like the latter of the two.

Just a a mis-interpretation I guess.

But I know for a fact the show indeed DOES have something going for it. When I was at Disney World last month, Stitch was everywhere (to promote the new ride, which I'll admit is not good). Regardless, Stitch was on the buses, the monorail, up on billboards, there was even a little flyer with him on it in our rental car when we picked it up! Oh and the most common plushie/stuffed animal I saw people carrying around in the parks? That's right, Stitch. So the show does have plenty of things going for it.

[Zero-V]

So the show does have plenty of things going for it.
65 episodes later and I SEVERLY doubt that...

...Anyway, the media is understandable, theres' a second movie and a new season on the way, nothing else, Kim Possible got the same exact thing.

[Puss in Cute]

But what about the contest?

[Conan-san]

65 episodes later and I SEVERLY doubt that...

...Anyway, the media is understandable, theres' a second movie and a new season on the way, nothing else, Kim Possible got the same exact thing.Does that meen it's also going to get a troup of "save our sailors" fanboys trying for a third?