MOVIE QUOTES: Improved By the Word "Undies."

[NewMaxFranklin]

This thread is shamelessly stolen from the "Rotten Tomatoes" message board. Hmmmm. Stolen is such an ugly word. I "re-imagined" this thread. Yeah, I like that. ;)

This is how it goes: Choose a movie, tv show, etc. and list quotes from it, replacing a word in the quote with a silly word like, "undies," boobies, etc.

JAWS:

"You've got 'city hands,' Mr. Hooper. You've been counting undies all your life!"

"You yell 'Barracuda;' people say 'Huh? What?' You yell 'Batman and Robin;' and we've got a panic on our hands on the fourth of July."

"I pulled a tooth the size of a shot glass out of that boat and it was the tooth of a KidsWB-Executive!!!" :D

[NewMaxFranklin]

More:

Star Wars:

"He will pants us or die, my master."

I have altered the pants. Pray I do not alter them further.

You were right about one thing... The pants were short.

Indian Jones:

I've followed you on many adventures. But, into the great under-pants I GO FIRST INDY!

No time to argue. Throw me the pants, I throw you the whip.

I've seen twinkies, like the ones you've mentioned, before. But why would they take the sacred twinkies from here.

You dolt! Do you think my son would be that stupid? That he'd bring my undies all the way back here?

Ask yourself; Why do you seek the pants of Christ? Is it for his glory or for yours?

[Danielle]

Okaaaaaaaay......so does someone pick a movie, and the entire thread takes quotes from that movie, or does each post have a different movie?

[Fantasie117]

"He will pants us or die, my master."

Hee! I love that. Anyway...

The Mummy 1 : "Hey, Beni! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the 'Tiddlywinks'!"

[DR. BELCH]

--the "in bed" fortune cookie game.
Okay:

"Luke...I'm your rutabaga."

"We, the humble people of Rock Ridge, exend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...orangutan."

"I love the smell of gym socks in the morning."

Am I doing it right?

[zero zero nine]

From The Empire Strikes Back:


Darth Vader: "Luke! I am your father!..."

Luke: "NO! It's not possible!"

Darth Vader: "Search your undies! You know it to be true!"

[NewMaxFranklin]

You're all doing a fine job.

You can post any quote from any movie and use any word as a substitute, PG of course ;) .

[Naraht]

STII:TWOK
Spock : You have been, and always shall be, my Boobie

[Frozen]

Vader to Admiral Motti, Star Wars:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Greedo to Han, Star Wars:
"Jabba doesn't like pilots who drop their pants at the first sign of an imperial star-ship."

[Maxie Zeus]

Originally posted by Frozen
Vader to Admiral Motti, Star Wars:
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Greedo to Han, Star Wars:
"Jabba doesn't like pilots who drop their pants at the first sign of an imperial star-ship."

:fall out of my chair, laughing:

Obi-Wan to a stormtrooper: "You don't need to see his pants. These aren't the pants your looking for. Move along."

Ok, not as good as Frozen's. :p

[Naraht]

Finghting for Truth, Justice, and the American Undies!

[Eraserhead]

Hmmm...Lemme try this....


"Dont you see I coulda had pants! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, Instead of a bum"-ON THE WATERFRONT

"Now, I want you to remember that no ******* won a war by dying for his pants. He won it by making the OTHER poor dumb ******* die for HIS pants!"-PATTON

"Take your stinky drawers off me! You damned dirty ape!"-PLANET OF THE APES

"You know what happens to pantsy fellas, huh? Huh? Okay. They lose their pants.-CHINATOWN

"Boxers? We dont need no stinkin' Boxers-TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE

[Frozen]

Han to C3-PO, Star Wars:
?That's 'cos a droid don't rip peoples pants off if they loose..."

[The Dork Knight]

This post makes no sense folks. :bosko:

[Frozen]

Hey, Foley is Good, it makes more sense than the whole 'birth of Mae Youngs' hand' thing... ;0)

[Maxie Zeus]

Darth Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father, did he?"
Luke: "He told me you pantsed him!"

[NewMaxFranklin]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good
This post makes no sense folks. :bosko:

Agreed :D

The Matrix

Do you think my strength in this place has anything to do with my jammies?

I'm going to enjoy watching you nit, Mr. Anderson.

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by Frozen
Hey, Foley is Good, it makes more sense than the whole 'birth of Mae Youngs' hand' thing... ;0)

What? :confused:

[kiddiesunshine]

jerry maguire-
"you had me at hugbees."
"show me the boobies!"
seinfeld
"maybe the dingo ate your tampon."
south park
"oh my buddah! they mooned kenny!"
"you lollipops!"

[Frozen]

Originally posted by Foley Is Good


What? :confused:

Sorry Foley is Good, with a name like that, I thought you'd get the wrestling reference... My bad!

[The Dork Knight]

Originally posted by Frozen


Sorry Foley is Good, with a name like that, I thought you'd get the wrestling reference... My bad!

I'm basicly just a Foley, Rock, Dudley, and Austin fan. Not a Mae Young fan. She's a old fart! :D