The (Un)Official Toon Zone Complaint Thread!

[randomguy]

Inspired by Style 92's now-infamous "The (Un)Official Hawkgirl Complaint Thread!" (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?t=122232&page=1&pp=20), this is the place to rattle off all the ways Toon Zone has done you wrong. Got a bone to pick with everybody's favorite leading animation discussion site? Go for it!

Just to get the ball rolling...

-I let Toon Zone crash at my house a year ago, and it stole all the change from my couch cushions.
-Toon Zone doesn't turn of its cell-phone in class.
-Toon Zone is responsible for keeping Bruce Timm up at night.
-Toon Zone yelled obscenities at an Ann Coulter lecture.
-Toon Zone cancels all of its best members after 65 posts.

*Note: Anybody who takes this thread as an opporunity to make serious complaints about TZ will be summarily kicked in the shins.

[Classic Speedy]

Toon Zone killed my father... and my mother!

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

Toon Zone didn't give me my $50 million dollar check they promised me when I signed up.

[Natey]

TZ didnt bring courage BACK! GET THE TORCH

[Lord Dalek]

Living with Toon Zone is like living in a living nightmare!

[Tienshin]

Toon Zone promised me a raise when I became a mod, and now whenever I bring it up TZ always tells me,

"The check is in the mail dude, relax"

:rolleyes:

[NozeNuggets]

Toon Zone is a beyotch.

[Jave]

I wish I was taller.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed never gave me a date with TimTwoFace when they said they would have.

[Artimus Gigan]

ToonZone is reponcible fror thousands of minutes that I killed



he also stole my moonpie!

[TimTwoFace]

TZed never gave me a date with TimTwoFace when they said they would have.
I am an enigma, wrapped in a condundrum, wrapped in a riddle, that TZ does not own. :p

Toon Zone gave me this strange burning sensation down there. :sad:

-Tim

[Kury Wagner]

Toon Zone borrowed my Rush greatest hits CD two months ago, and still hasn't given it back!

TZed never gave me a date with TimTwoFace when they said they would have.Haha, TZ's pimpin' out the staff now? Brilliant.

[ToOn~g@l]

Toon Zone made me loose my Dental Plan.

It also made me laught at innaproprate things including KurtWagners obssession with Wal*mart.

[Kury Wagner]

It also made me laught at innaproprate things including KurtWagners obssession with Wal*mart.*gasps* It wasn't an obsession, I just forgot my compass....

*cough*Meanie-head.*cough*

[Zach]

Toonzone has caused trama in hearing Matt Wilson's non-stop anti Nintendo rants.

[TimTwoFace]

Haha, TZ's pimpin' out the staff now? Brilliant.
Sweetness. Who do I get with?

*LOOKS AT LIST*

...Colin?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

-Tim

[Jave]

Toon Zone made me loose my Dental Plan.So long, DENTAL PLAN!

[TimTwoFace]

So long, DENTAL PLAN!
But, but...but Lisa needs braces!

DAMN YOU, TOON ZONE!

-Tim

[Divbid]

Toon zone got custody of my kids.
Toon zone charged me 10 cents a post.
Toon zone called my ip and told them i was Osama Bin Laden.

[Startrekman700]

I like to report....


Toonzone stole all the CBS Enforce News themes....
Toonzone stole my Oberheims.
Toonzone keeps interrupting my cartoons for a special report about airplane crashes.

[PaQ]

TZ never returned my phone calls. ;_;

[Rayeli]

TZ never made me breakfast...or brunch!

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed never promised me a big birthday bash, unless they're saving up for my big 25th. They better.. I WANT CAKE!!

[blue_blood]

Toon zone ran me over and drove off

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed owes me that scented vanilla candle that they promised me in my first ever PM. Timmy and I are in LOVE, so we NEED one!!

[Zach]

TZ needs to give me pie! :D

[Kury Wagner]

Toon Zone won't go with me to the movies... =(

[Artimus Gigan]

Toonzone peed in my rose bush


and stole my other moonpie

[ToOn~g@l]

Toon Zone caused Brain to fail in his neverending attempts to take over the world

And caused Pinky to come up with more stupid pondering puns.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Toon Zone took all of my precious, precious spices.

[NozeNuggets]

ToonZone was run by this guy...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/NozeNuggets/vader.jpg
But he was fired.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed never promised me that thing over there. *points in a random direction*

[Kury Wagner]

Toon Zone said no one would find out about my con artist days... oh wait, no one did -- until now. Oh durn it. >_<

[Conekiller]

Toonzone removed my virginity! and then he opened all my action figures.

[TimTwoFace]

Toon Zone made a huge mess on my brand new rug! :( :sad:

[Mr. Pedro]

In the past, Toon Zone has promised me:

-A bigger ignore list.
-Compensation for reality show injuries.
-A 12-string Rickenbacker.
-A fake ID.
-A walk-on role on "The OC".
-A spicier meatball.
-An All Things Costello forum.
-Complete and total mod control over All Things Costello.
-Significantly less red hot yaoi.
-Significantly more red hot yuri.

And to this day, he has yet to follow through with his promises. :mad:

[Jave]

I wasn't invited to Brian and Harley's aniverssary party. That sucka.

[Artimus Gigan]

Toonzone made me lose the Flash Alpha Cup in Wipeout...

[Otaku Bishop]

TZ drove my car and crashed it
TZ caused me to fail school
TZ keeps taking 4 hours of my day everyday (No offence)

[NozeNuggets]

TZ sues me for half of everything they have.

[Ickis]

Uuh,I don't have any.:D

[PaQ]

TZ keeps stealing my lunch money. :crying:

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed took my juice money.

[Tenku]

TZ steals my writing pens! :mad:

[NozeNuggets]

I wish to lodge a complaint that Bill has no complaints whatsoever.

[Conekiller]

TZ broke my car! (http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?p=1757908#post1757908)thanks alot!:mad:

[Tak Mazé]

Toonzone make exceedingly good cakes..... I'm allergic to frosting <.<

[Matt-a-Tastic]

LOL, to everyone guys :anime:

Toonzone dipped my in ketchup and ate me:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: ¬!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!

Toonzone is reason my computer broke
Thanks to Toonzone I sour bottom. Dont even try making out it wasn't toonzones fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111llolol MoNMOMGnpirgbtrpio OMFG

[Otaku Bishop]

TZ takes out 7 hours of my life that I will never get back...

[NozeNuggets]

I wish to complain that ToonZone made me break up with my family.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed beat me in a water ballon fight when they said I'd WIN.

[Fone Bone]

Half of Toon Zone has cooties.

[guinaevere]

Toon Zone peeks under the doors in the dressing room. I hate having no privacy.

[Otaku Bishop]

TZ made me look like this:http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:fFeG0osn0FQJ:users.qconline.com/~timdooling/Assets/School_Pictures/6th_Geeky.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://users.qconline.com/~timdooling/Assets/School_Pictures/6th_Geeky.jpg&imgrefurl=http://users.qconline.com/~timdooling/Generator.html&h=383&w=383&sz=24&tbnid=fFeG0osn0FQJ:&tbnh=119&tbnw=119&hl=en&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeeky%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG)

[Squisheee]

Toonzone turned me into a monkey named George! *points at avvie* That's my self-portrait! And I liked being a koala bear!

[NozeNuggets]

ToonZone has made my life incomplete!

[Alex Toon]

ToonZone has taken awasy my ability to speak and I have to wear white facepaint with rosy cheeks. (see my avatar for understanding)
I'm not a happy semi-mime

[Conekiller]

Toonzone punched my brother in the face and then told my mom it was me.

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

TZed took away my ice cream!!

[Matt-a-Tastic]

Toonzone made me look like this:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/MaTT-a-Tat-tAt/CrazyMan.jpg

[Natey]

Toonzone told every that I miss nzinga and not CCF!

~Nate~

[Style]

*points to thread title*

Toonzone Stole my Idea!!!

[Style]

Toonzone caught me on it's property,
Caught me trespassing it's real estate,
It reached in it's pocket for a pistol,
Came after me and pistol whipped my behind,

TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!

Toonzone beat me to a pulp,
It gave me a yell down war-her right,
It told it was going to kill me if I didn't get off it's real estate,
It gave me five minutes to get in my Bronco and take off down the rocky road,

TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!

At 10 o'clock pm, I drove back to Toonzone's real-estate,
I jumped up at his place in the dark,
I took a brick and shot it through his window pain,
Toonzone caught me doing it and reached for his pistol,
I jumped back in my Bronco and drove off like OJ Simpson.

TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZOEN KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!
TOONZONE KICKED MY ASS!

Bronco to London!
Bronco to Chicago!
Heinz!
It's everyone's favorite ketchup!

[New Noise]

That's so terrible! But look what Toon Zone made me look like!:


http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/6/7/97-5339.jpg

[Kury Wagner]

I've heard from others that Toon Zone's moderators are too likable.

*points to thread title*

Toonzone Stole my Idea!!!
Actually that was randomguy. =P

[New Noise]

And now Toon Zone took my underpants! :crying:

I want some privacy! It's not fair! :(

[Lil' Rouge]

Grrr. I'm mad at TZ. Grrr.





GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[Natey]

ToonZone Tells all my secrets!

[NozeNuggets]

Toon Zone contributed to the moral decay of my two nephews!!!

[Lil' Rouge]

Toon zone drew a mustach on my face! With a pink permanent marker!! Oh, the horror!!

[Squisheee]

Toonzone built a rathouse house in my backyard and now TZ won't clean it up!

[TrogdorNyimbhat]

(That guy from this thread http://forums.toonzone.net/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=145754 )

Toonzone killed my father, but makes up for it by killing my mother too.

[the Amanda]

Toon Zone made me think that the withheld ep of Case Closed was going to air, and it didn't. This is obviously some kind of communist conspiracy.

[Natey]

(LITERALLY) ToonZone lied to me a said Code lyoko waqsnt going to air a new season.

[Squisheee]

TZ said that when I joined, it was a paying job! Liar!

[NozeNuggets]

ToonZone is not returning any of my telephone calls.

[Temple Fugate]

Toon Zone asked to borrow a piece of paper, but never gave it back, and then when I went over and took it back it had writing all over it.

And the writing said "Your mom."

[Stu]

Toon Zone won't tell people that there's a space between "Toon" and "Zone".

It also won't let me rest until I finish this damn X-Men site. :sweat:

[Kury Wagner]

TZ helped me meet my soon-to-be wife.

What's that you say, this is a thread for complaints only? Well... I'm sticking with what I said above.


Toon Zone won't tell people that there's a space between "Toon" and "Zone". Ah, but the AS board technically does. Okay, so it's not addressed to all, but it's out there for many to see.

[Aquadementia]

Toon Zone replaced my regular coffee with Folgers Crystals, and I didn't even notice for like a month.
Thanks for making me look like a jerk Toon Zone! I've been having to punch people out for laughing behind my back, now I have a criminal record, I've been banned from the paint store so there goes my social life and now the sink is clogged up with my tears which for some reason have been coming out all crystalline.


TZ helped me meet my soon-to-be wife.
Hay, you got yourself into that one so don't go around blaming the TZ.

[Natey]

Toon Zone snuck into my house and told every one how to get into my bank account.

Toon Zone gave me a dollar when i won $100

[Lil' Rouge]

Toon Zoon kiled my paramecioum. And now, cause of toon zoon, i cant spel porperly!!

[Temple Fugate]

Toon Zone ate the last E.L. Fudge, when I specifically said I wanted it.

[the Amanda]

Toon Zone stabbed me in the face.... with lasers.

[Mary_mari]

Toonzone refuses to make turkey burgers during the TZ barbeque, and finally when Bowser Boy brings some, SJJ won't let me put olives on it. You can't eat a turkey burger without olives, man. You hear me?!

[Natey]

Toon Zone killed my cat on prupose!!!!!!!!!!!!! Toon ZOne needs to learn how to drive!!!

[Bogey B]

Toon Zone is like a storm that rages within you.