Scenes froma hat: Worst game-to-movie adaptation ideas

[Eddy]

Self-exlplanitory.

TETRIS
It's a period of war between Russia and the USA. The US seems to have the upper hand until the Russians release their secret weapon. A cryptic message arrives in America reading "FROM RUSSIA... WITH FUN!" Colorful blocks begin falling from the sky, killing thousands. And the only way to end the battle... is to line them up.

FALLING INTO PLACE
SUMMER 2005

Now let's hear what you got.

[Carolina Red]

Burgertime: The Movie!
Millions need them....and only one chef is prepared to take the ultimate challenge! But will too much pepper be a bad thing?
Burgertime - coming this October. Starring Kiefer Sutherland as Peter Pepper and Chris Rock as the voice of the Pickle.

[Eddy]

UNIVERSAL PICTURES

MAC: Doc... what if I'm not strong enough?

DOC: You're only as strong as you choose to be, Mac.

*Punch-Out!! theme begins to play*

REPORTER: Thousands of people have attended the championship to see who will make it to the battle with world champ, Mr. Dream. People from all over the globe from Japan to Africa and even from Hippo Island have come to fight in the ring.

*

DOC: We're going to be running everyday, training everyday-- Mac, we can't just settle for good, we need to be the best.

*

MARIO: In this corner, all the way from Japan, the incredible Piston Honda! And in this corner, from the USA, the challenger-- LITTLE MAC!

PISTON: Where are the TV cameras? HELLOOOO TOKYO!

*

MAC'S GIRLFRIEND: Why do you intend to keep going, Mac?! WHY?!

MAC: BECAUSE IT'S WHAT DAD WOULD HAVE WANTED!

*

THIS THANKSGIVING

PREPARE TO ENTER THE RING

WITH TOBY MCGUIRE AS LITTLE MAC

PUNCH-OUT!!
COMING THANKSGIVING 2005

[Bearpod91]

WB studios present

GTA: San Andreas

(gun shots, police sirens...more gun shots)

With P.diddy as Carl Johnson

NeXt FaLL

NoVeMbEr 2006

Cop: HANDS UP! NOW!

[Alex Toon]

Pong.
That should be enough.

[NozeNuggets]

Three little words:

Pac-Man: The Movie.

[Lord Dalek]

Double Dragon : The Movie!

Oh wait that ALREADY IS the worst game-to-movie adaptation idea. Silly me. :p

[Eddy]

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION: THE MOVIE

Get your groove on
SUMMER 2005

[Startrekman700]

WB studios present

GTA: San Andreas

(gun shots, police sirens...more gun shots)

With P.diddy as Carl Johnson

NeXt FaLL

NoVeMbEr 2006


you know i actually think the whole GTA franchise should be turned into a movie franchise.

[Gatomon41]

Star Trek: The Card Game: The Movie