Has ertyu been to TZ yet?

[SuperLuigiBros]

You probably wouldn't know him unless he's been here, and he sometimes goes by different names, so I'll describe him. He loves Devil May Cry, and hates Kirby. He never uses a capital letter and rarely uses punctuation. When he does, he gets like a thousand replies saying "OMG ertyu's keyboard DOES have a period!" He's been to many message boards around the internet, his most famous stop was at GameFAQs, and he's spammed them all with "kirby es dum devul may cry es way better why shoud i liek dum kirby nywy his dum". Has he been here?

[Bird Boy]

You kind of just described a ton of members.

But no, I don't think he's been here.

[SuperLuigiBros]

OK, maybe a little more info would help (I doubt it though).

He claims to be 28, although his grammar and intellegence suggest that of a 9-year-old. He also claims to have "beeted" 764 games, but that includes games on multiple systems and match in a sports game (for example, if he played Madden 2005 and beat the computer team once, he "beeted" 5 games, since Madden 2005 is on 5 systems). He is also "only allowed to be on the computer for an hour a day", and on almost every board he spams about wanting to become a mod.

EDIT: Also, his "trademark" phrase is "swrd slash attak yer ded".