Megas XLR Episode idea scripts. (PG) [Archive] - Page 2

Xerroo

09-02-2005, 09:16 PM

Joyride.

*The episode starts with Coop and Jamie in the junkyard. Coop is working on Megas and Jamie is just reading a magizine*

Coop: Yo Jamie! Throw me up a wrench will ya?

Jamie: Sure thing. *Grabs a wrench and throws it to Coop*

Coop: Thanks. *He works on Megas some more* Man. I would love to go one time without having to repair Megas after getting into a fight with evil aliens or crazy death machines.

Jamie: Well maybe if you didn't provoke said threat than none of this would of happened.

Coop: I believe it was you who were insulting them and you who got their attention.

Jamie: Meh. Whatever. You done fixing Megas.

Coop: Almost. Just got to make a few more adjustments. *He tightens a screw* ERGGGHH!!!! Ok! Megas is good to go. *Wipes head* Whew! Man it's hot. It has to be like over 100 degrees out here.

Jamie: So now what?

Coop: Let's go to the Speedy Mart and get some well deserved Mega-Slushes. My treat. I would use the food particleizer but I had to shut it off to repair Megas. It won't turn on again untill later.

Jamie: Nice.

*They leave leaving Megas in the junkyard, meanwhile in another part of the junkyard we see three punks who look like this.*

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*They are sitting on a junk pile being bored, the first one with the cross is named Spike, the guy with spikey hair is named Butch, and the guy with the 4 hair thingys is named Cliff*

Cliff: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Man I'm so bored. *Kicks a pices of junk and stuff* There ain't nothing to do in this town.

Butch: *Voice actor is Joshua Seth* Dude you are always bored....come to think of it things have been pretty plain.

Cliff: Tell me about it.

Spike: *Voice actor is Greg Cipes* You know....it's times like this I should of stayed in school, maybe get one of those educations or something.

Butch: Yeah...at least there you would always find losers to beat on. I wonder if it's too late to go back to middle school?

*We see Spike looking up the hill and he sees Megas*

Spike: Woah...dudes! Come here!!! You got to totally see this!!

Cliff: What's up Spike? What do you see. *They all see Megas now just standing there*

Guys: Woah......

*Title Theme plays*

Joyride.

*The three are staring at Megas*

Cliff: Woah. Check it out!!! That thing is huge!!

Butch: Hey! Isn't that the giant robot that keeps destroying Jersey City?

Cliff: Yeah but what's it doing here?

Spike: I don't know but....it doesn't look like it's moving.

Butch: Let's take a closer look at it!! *They all slide down the hill and inspect the robot some more*

Cliff: *Kicks it*

Spike: Dude what are you doing!? Do you want it to kill us?

Cliff: Chill out man the thing ain't movin. It must be one of those....mech things. You know..the ones that a human can pilot and stuff.

Spike: Where is the pilot.

Cliff: Who cares. *Evil Grin* You know what fellas....I think things in Jersey City are about to get alot more interesting if ya know what I mean.

Spike: Dude...you thinking what I'm thinking.

Cliff: Oh yeah...I say we take this baby for a joyride into the city and have ourselves a little fun!

Butch: Hey wait a minute! Are we sure we want to do this. I mean don't you know who pilots this thing?

Cliff: Oh yeah....the fat guy. Man I wouldn't want to mess with him. That guy could tear ya apart limb from limb.

Spike: Hold up! Why should we care about that guy! Once we have this guy's robot then he'll be nothing! Dude don't you realize that with this robot we can control the entire world! Everyone would have to do what we say! We would be kings man! Kings!

Cliff: Yeah...and plus we'll never ever get a chance like this again. I say we go for it!

Spike: Yeah!

Butch: All right! Let's do it! *We then see the three guys climb On Megas and land on the platform where the car is, they all walk to the car and inspect it* So...uh...how do we get in?

Spike: *Opens his pocket and pulls out a wire thingy* Check this out. I saw this on a documentry. *He puts the wire into the key hole and tries to hack the door lock, and we hear it click* Bingo! *They open the car door and unlock it from the inside*

Butch: Sweet dude that was awesome!

Cliff: Cool!!! *They look at all the buttons* Uh....any idea how to start this thing?

Butch: Hey maybe I should pilot the robot.

Cliff: Why you?

Butch: Because I played alot of video games when I was a child. I think I know alot about piloting this thing!

Spike: But do you even know how to turn it on.

Butch: Sure thing. I know how to hotwire all sorts of cars. *Takes out stuff and fiddles around with the control wiring and then all of a sudden we see the engine roar and Megas activates as well as the control panel and stuff and the 3 punks are looking at it and grinning evily*

Cliff: All right!!! Now let's take this baby for a spin! *Presses one of the buttons and we see Megas fire a missle into a POP TV billboard by the Junkyard and it blows up *The guys all cheer about what they did*

Butch: Hey let me try now. *Presses random buttons and Megas puts his arms together and charges up a powerful laser blast and aims right into the sky and fires a super powerful laser blast, meanwhile in space we see energy disturbances and then a portal opens up and out comes the Karajor*

Gorrath: Is everything ready for the attack?

Commander: All mechs are at 100% effeciency and our new ultimate planet destroyer mark 2 is fully operational.

Gorrath: Excellent! Fire the UPD Mark 2! LEAVE NOTHING ALIVE!!!! *The Karajor transforms into a powerful blaster and stuff* This is the moment I have been waiting for.....FIRE!!! *Gorrath presses the button and it charges up energy*

Commander: Sir. Incoming enemy fire!

Gorrath: *Eyes go like O O* What!? *We see the laser blast that was fired from before go right through the Karajor and it causes major explosions* What happened!?

Commander: Sir. The Karajor has taken major damage and the UPD Mark 2 has been destroyed!

Gorrath: Blast! Pull us back into null space and make the neccessary repairs! *To himself* You may have won this time earther, but the next time we meet you will no no mercy!!!! *The Karajor goes back into null space, Back on Earth we see the 3 guys look up in the sky*

Spike: Dude...that was cool!

Butch: Just a second guys. Let me just get used to the controls...this will only take a second. *Takes a pair of gloves that look like VR gloves and connects them to Megas*

Cliff: Dude...what are you doing?

Butch: Just watch. *Sends an electronic pulse to Megas and it causes the control panel to electrocute and then it sends a pulse back to the gloves* Excellent! Now I know how to pilot this thing. All right guys. Let's go have some fun!

Spike: I'm game!!

Cliff: Me too. *Megas walks out of the Junkyard and into the city and starts attacking stuff. Megas punches a building and it goes down and the three guys cheer, then we see Megas kick down a building and we see them cheer some more, then we see Megas fire 2 missles in the air and they hit 2 different buildings and the guys cheer some more, Megas walks into the city and we see people running for their lives as Megas goes on a rampage, we see Megas pick up a building and toss it like it was nothing then Megas fires a machine gun blast and causes the building to fall down into rubble we then see Little Tommy walking in the street and he sees Megas walk past him and he looks up and he drinks his soda*

Little Tommy: Cooooool.......

*Meanwhile we see Coop and Jamie walking back to the Junkyard with their Mega-Slushes and stuff*

Coop: Geeze it looks like everyone and their brother had the same idea about getting a mega-slush when it's this hot out.

Jamie: Yeah I know....now that we quenched our thirst, let's go to Megas and find that uninhabited planet we found a while back and smash stuff.

Coop: Sure thing. I could let out a little bit a steam, *They go to the site where Megas was and see that Megas is missing* Uh...Jamie...where is Megas?

Jamie: How the heck should I know!? Maybe you put the camoplauge unit on again or something. *Coop feels around and Megas isn't there*

Coop: Nope...Megas isn't here. Dude I don't get it. I parked it right here!

Jamie: Dude...I don't get how you can just lose Megas. You better hope Kiva doesn't find out or else we'll be in big trouble.

Coop: I just hope Megas didn't get towed again. You know how much I hate the DMV. Now think...if I was an 80 foot giant robot, where would I be?

*All of a sudden we hear and see an explosion in the distance, Coop and jamie look and see Megas causing havoc in the city*

Jamie: Dude...I think I know where Megas is.

*They see Megas start punching and bashing buildings, Megas then picks up a building and throws it, then we see Megas stomp on some cars and then we see Megas kick a truck into a football field where people were playing football and they run for their lives as Megas goes on a rampage, we see the 3 punks laughing inside*

Cliff: Dude!!! This is so much fun!!! Hey Butch! Give me a turn.

Butch: No way dude! You don't know how to pilot this thing.

*Cliff presses random buttons*

Butch: Cut it out!!! *Megas then opens up and fires a wave of machine gun fire into the air lighting up the sky we see Coop and Jamie look at it.*

Coop: Dude! Someone jacked my ride!

Jamie: What!? How?

Coop: I don't know but we have to get Megas back or else it will destroy the city!!!

Jamie: Megas always destroys the city...

Coop: Oh yeah....well we better get it back before something else happens.

Jamie: Uh Coop...I don't know how to break this to you but we are but 2 guys, *Points to Megas* That is an 80 killer death machine from the future. You ain't just gonna get Megas back like that.

Coop: Well....I'm open to ideas.

Jamie: We could call the police. But I don't think they can exactly handle an 80 foot giant robot. Hmm....what about the army?

Coop: Army huh? I don't exactly have much love for those guys after having to dispose some of their reject creations.

Jamie: Well how about your cousin or your girlfriend.

Coop: That's it!!! We could ride with Jenna and she can help me get Megas back. *Realizes it's gonna be a long run* Oh man....to bad her house is far from here. Oh well. Better start running! let's go Jamie. *They both run as fast as they can to Jenna's house*

*Meanwhile back in the city we see Megas causing havok, Megas opens up and fires a wave of machine gun blasts at more buildings making them fall and stuff, then Megas fires a flaming 8 ball at another building destroying it, inside we see the punks laughing as they revel in their destruction*

Butch: What did I guys tell you! Is this cool or what?

Cliff: Hey! I dare you to smash that car!!! *The old lady gets out of the car, it's the same old lady from Dude: Where's my head, as she walks away Megas steps on her car and she turns around and sees Megas, she then let's out a scream and she runs away, the guys are laughing once again* Yeah that was awesome!

Spike: Hey!! Let's rip open a Gameshock and take all the games inside. I really want to add to my gaming libary.

Butch: Sure thing dude. Next stop! Gameshock!!! *Megas then turns around and starts to walk towards the place meanwhile we see Coop and Jamie running and they are sweating and they approach Jenna's house they pant and slowly walk to the front door and Coop rings the doorbell. Stephanie answers the door*

Stephanie: Hey Coop, Jamie. What's up?

Coop: *Panting* Steph, is your sister here? I need her. It's an emergency.

Stephanie: Sure hold on. I'll get her.

*Down stairs we see Jenna and Racheal playing a video game and Stephanie comes down*

Steph: Hey Jenna! Your boyfriend is here to see you!!!

*She stops playing and she goes upstairs with Racheal*

Jenna: Hey Coop what's the matter? *We hear more explosions and they all stop and look at Megas in the distance destroying everything*

Jamie: That's what's up.

Jenna: *Looks in the distance* Is that Megas? What happened?

Coop: Someone jacked my ride!

Racheal: What were you two doing when this happened?

Coop: We were just at the speedy mart and when we went back to the junkyard Megas was gone. Can you help me get Megas back before Kiva finds out?

Jenna: Sure thing. Hop in. I'll help you get your robot back. *They all go into the car except for Stephanie and the car goes into the Garage and then Megas 2 emerges from the garage, Coop and Jenna are in the front and Jamie and Racheal are in the back* Ok now let's get your robot back. *Megas 2 powers up and heads towards the city, meanwhile we see Megas still causing trouble and doing stuff, they then start stepping on more cars and then they step on a motorcycle, the guy comes out and shakes his fist*

Bike Leader: *Voice actor is Henry Rollins* Hey! You wrecked my bike!!!

Butch: Heheheh that was fun. Now what should we smash.

Spike: *Scared* How about that other robot right there!

Butch: Huh? Woah! *Megas 2 then punches Megas hard and Megas goes flying into a building* What was that? *He sees Megas 2* There's another one of em? *The Monitor turns on*

Coop: Hey chump! Give me back my robot!!!

Cliff: Dude! The guy had another mech!? We are gonna get our butts fried! We better give em back his robot or else!

Butch: Why should we? This is my robot now. And I'm gonna do whatever I want with it! You got a problem with that fatty!?

Jenna: I belive my boyfriend wants his robot back and you better give it to him or else!

Cliff: Awww...wooks wike the fat man had to go get his fat girlfriend to get his wobot back! Heheheheh. Sorry but this robot is ours!

Jamie: Dude...why did it have to be these guys.

Spike: Hey Jamie!? How did you like the nipple shockings!?

Racheal: *To jamie* Nipple shockings?

Jamie: Very long story that I wouldn't want to go into......

Butch: I suggest you back down or I'm gonna destroy your robot.

Jenna: Is that a challenge?

Butch: You bet! *Megas gets into fighting pose*

Cliff: Don't worry Butch....you got this one easy. Everyone knows women can't drive! *Jenna eyes widen and she gets pissed and revs up the engine and the three boys look at Megas 2*

Jamie: Oh boy...is he in for it now...

*Megas 2 runs up to Megas and punches it hard in the face, then Megas 2 kicks Megas down to the ground, then picks up Megas and throws Megas into a building then collapse on Megas, Megas gets up and sees Megas 2 flying towards them and the three guys get scared and Megas 2 tackles Megas and they go into another building and then we see Megas 2 get up holding Megas by the car part and we see Megas 2 punch Megas in the chest and Megas goes flying, then we see Megas 2 fire missles and they hit Megas and we see explosions and we see the 3 guys cringing as Megas gets pelted with missles*

Coop: Woah! Jenna light up on the attacks! I just want my robot back. Not destroyed!

Jenna: Sorry Coop but they brought it upon themselves. Don't worry. I'll repair your robot with you once this is over. *Megas 2 then creates the cool energy sword and charges at Megas* WAAAAAAAHHHH *The three punks get scared and Butch has Megas create a cool energy sword and they clash blades, we see the other 2 punks go "Whew" and we see Butch grring as well as Jenna grr as they blade struggle*

Cliff: Ok...maybe I was wrong about that "girls can't drive" comment. *Megas 2 pushes Megas and Megas goes flying into the junkyard and Megas 2 flies after it when we see Megas land and stuff we see Megas get up and sees Megas 2 fly at Megas and hits Megas and pins Megas and starts to punch Megas rapidly, Megas then throws Megas 2 off of Megas and Megas 2 goes flying, we then see Megas get up and do some kind of pose thing*

Butch: You'll have to be alot better than that if you want to stop me!!! *Megas 2 then elbows Megas and then Megas 2 punches Megas knocking him down, then Megas 2 steps on Megas*

Jenna: Was that good enough for you?

Spike: Dude....you are getting your butt kicked by a girl.

Butch: Shut up!!! *Megas grabs the leg of Megas 2 and throws Megas 2 off of it, then gets up.* You know I was normally taught to never hit a girl, but in your case I'll make an exception! *Megas fires eye beams at Megas 2 and Megas 2 staggers then we see Megas run at Megas 2 and gives Megas 2 a drop kick and Megas 2 goes flying into a pile of junk, then we see Megas fly into the air* Hey check it out! This thing can fly!!!

Cliff: Hey! Why don't we give them an elbow drop!?

Butch: Good idea!!! *Butch then preses another button and starts to dive back down to Megas*

Jamie: JENNA LOOK OUT!!!!

*Megas 2 rolls out of the way in time and Megas hits the ground hard, then megas gets back up and then Megas 2 starts to tackle Megas and then Megas 2 starts pummeling Megas rapidly*

Cliff: Dude get her off of us!

Spike: Yeah man she's crazy! She's gonna kill us!

Butch: *Crazily pushes buttons* I'm trying I'm trying!!!! *Megas manages to throw off Megas 2 then get back up* Whew...that was a close one.

Cliff: Dude...we better get out of here. We are way in over our heads.

Butch: No way!!! We have this super powerful robot now and we are going to use it. *Charges up a super-nova and prepaires to fire it*

Jenna: Are you guys crazy!? You'll destroy the city!

Butch: Sorry but I'm not letting you get your robot back!!! *Megas then throws the supernova at Megas 2 and Megas 2 catches it*

Racheal: Whew! That was close....

Jamie: LOOK OUT!!!! *Megas then punches Megas 2 and Megas 2 goes down the super nova goes into the sky and explodes*

Butch: Care to try that again? *Evil Grin, then Megas 2 grabs Megas and throws him out of the way and then Megas 2 gets back up*

Coop: When I get back into my bot I'm gonna give what you do to my girlfriend's robot back to you 10 fold!!!

Cliff: But you ain't getting your robot back fatty! It's ours now!!! Now we are the kings of Jersey City!!!

*Megas 2 then goes to Megas and punches him down, then Megas 2 picks up Megas by the leg and starts slaming Megas around, then Megas 2 throws Megas into a pile of junk where goat is getting a sun tan, Goat gets up and takes off his sunglasses a bit, then he sees Megas 2 go down and start to tackle Megas and they both grapple and goat gets a soda and drinks*

Goat: Woah....man I don't know what Coop did to piss Jenna off but it must of been something bad.

*Megas 2 then fires a wave of missiles at Megas but Megas jumps out of the way and dodges it, then Megas creates the cool energy sword thing and tries to stab Megas 2 with it but Megas 2 punches Megas and Megas staggers then we see Megas twirl the sword around while Butch makes chinese noises as if he was in a kung fu movie*

Cliff: Easy there Bruce Lee. Let's just take that robot out then we have the city to ourselves.

Butch: Hmm....I wonder what this button does. *Presses it, this activates Super Destruto mode and it's aimed right at Megas 2* Oh yeah!!! Now we are packing heat!!

Coop: Oh boy....

Jamie: We are so dead....

Jenna: Not if I have anything to say about it. *She presses a button and she activates Super Destructo mode too* 2 can play at this game!!!! *They both stare down and we hear western music, we pan Butch's face and he's sweating and we pan Jenna's face and she's sweating too, then we see Both Megas face each other while goat is looking on*

Goat: Something tells me I better get the heck out of here! *Both Megases fire on each other and they both turn the entire junkyard into a warzone, we see Goat hide behind a pile of junk and we see many explosions light up the city A few missiles hit Megas and Megas goes down. Tiny's car pulls up*

Tiny: Yo Goat! What's going on!? *He sees both Megas and Megas 2 trying to punch each other* Looks like Coop and Jenna broke up.

Goat: Yeah and bitterly. They're trying to kill each other!

Tiny: Maybe we should try and calm them down.

Goat: You crazy! I ain't getting in there! I guess we just let them fight it out. Mind if I watch in your car.

Tiny: Hop in.

*goat hops in and the car drives to the top of a hill and they watch. Meanwhile we see Megas 2 give Megas a kneebreaker, then Megas 2 throws Megas into a pile of cars*

Coop: Get out of my robot right now or else!!! *Megas then gets back up and spears Megas 2, then Megas grabs a bunch of junk and throws them onto Megas 2 burying them alive*

Butch: Heheh!!! Let's see you get out of that one!!

Spike: Nice one dude!! *High Fives Butch*

*Then we see light emerging from the junkpile*

Cliff: Uh....that don't look so good. *Megas 2 breaks free fromt he pile*

Jenna: That's it!!! Now it's personal!!! *Megas 2 runs at Megas and punches Megas in the face then picks up Megas and gives it a backbreaker then drags Megas by the leg and and throws Megas into a pile of junk*

Gang: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Racheal: Serves them right. Now maybe you can get your ride back.

Coop: I hope so....

*Megas gets back up*

Spike: Dude....maybe we should stop now.

Cliff: Yeah man. I had enough. Let's give the guy his robot back.

Butch: No way!!! Come on guys we have power now!!! All we have to do is take out some fat chick and then we have Jersey City to ourselves! We can make everyone bow down to us!!! We could be mayor of Jersey City!!! Or even better. President of the United States! Or....emperor of the world!!!

Jenna: Sorry but your illusion of granduir will have to wait. Now I suggest you give my boyfriend his robot back or things are really gonna get ugly!!!

Cliff: Hey bud. You ain't gonna let some girl boss us around are you?

Butch: No way!!! *Presses another button and then Megas fires a couple of missiles at Megas 2, Megas 2 jumps out of the way and the missiles go directly at Tiny's car*

Tiny: Oh boy...*Tiny steps on the gas and rides down the hill and the missiles hit the pile making a giant explosion the car managed to get away and they ride away and then turn around and go to another place where it's safe to watch*

Goat: Dude maybe we should just get out of here....

*Back at the battle we see Megas 2 and Megas grapple, then we see Megas give Megas 2 a knee to the chest area, then Megas gives Megas 2 a powerbomb, then Megas fires a wave of machine gun fire at Megas 2 denting the armor*

Racheal: Man these creeps are annoying!!!

Jamie: Tell me about it. I should know from experience!!!!

Coop: Jenna...I'm really sorry about this.

Jenna: Don't be!!! No one takes my boyfriends robot and gets away with it!!!! *Megas 2 gets up and puts up an energy shield, then Megas 2 fires machine gun fire of it's own and manages to damage Megas, then Megas 2 tackles Megas down*

Coop: That's it you snot nosed punks! You take my robot, try to destroy Jersey City, and you tried to wreck my girlfriends robot!!!! NOW IT'S OVER!!! Jenna. May I?

Jenna: Sure thing! *They switch places*

Coop: Now it's payback time!!!! *Megas goes up to Megas 2 and tries to hit him but Megas 2 counters and throws Megas over him, then Megas 2 starts to punch Megas rapidly and then Megas 2 picks up Megas and throws him into a pile of cars. Megas 2 then speeds towards Megas*

Cliff: Dude do something!!!

Butch: It's too fast!!! I can't escape!!!!

*Megas 2 then gives Megas a super uppercut throwing it into the air, then Megas 2 jumps into the air and gives Megas a super piledriver from the air*

Coop: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Megas and Megas 2 go down, Megas is now short circuting*

Cliff: Dude! Let's get out of here!!!!

*They all get out of the car and run away, but Coop, Jenna, Jamie, and Racheal dismout and surprise them, Coop grabs 2 of them and pushes them against the wall, Jamie then grabs the other one*

Coop: You chumps had better give me a good reason why I shouldn't beat you all to a bloody pulp!!!

Cliff: Look man....we were just...you know having fun!!!

Spike: Yeah we were gonna return your robot to you! Honest!!!

Butch: We were just having fun you know!

Coop: *Pushes them to another wall* That look like fun to you? *They pan to see the city destroyed*

Butch: Please don't hurt us! We are sorry!!!

Spike: We'll never do it again!!! Honest!!!

Cliff: Yeah we mean it chum!

Coop: I don't know....what do you think Jamie?

Jamie: Well they did steal your robot and destroyed Jersey City with it, then they tried to hurt your girlfriends robot. And I still haven't forgotten what they did to me. *Jamie grabs a steel pipe* I say we bash em open Coop! *Evil Grin They 3 guys are shaking scared, as Jamie is about to him them Coop stops him*

Coop: Now hold on Jamie. As much as I'd like to see their skulls get crushed. I don't think we should stoop to their level.

*They all whew*

Jamie: But come on Coop! They took your robot.

Racheal: Yeah. You gonna let them just get away with it.

Coop: Oh no...*Evil Grin* I have something better in mind.

*We now see Coop and Jenna on lawn chairs drinking some soda with Rachel and Jamie sitting by them*

Jenna: Have to admit Coop. Your idea was pretty smart.

Jamie: Yeah. I'm sure they'll never forget this.

*We see the 3 punks now in maid outfits cleaning both robots*

Coop: I want to see Megas clean by tonight. And please....smile while you clean them.

Cliff: Oh man....do we have to wear these stupid outfits?

Coop: Up up up!!! Do I hear complaining? You have alot of work ahead of you pal. You and your snot nosed friends. Once you finish cleaning my robots, then you can clean out my gutters, then mow the lawn, then give my car a waxing, then you can go to my girlfriends house and do it all again.

*Then we see Tiny's car pull up by them and out comes Kiva, Goat, Tiny*

Kiva: Coop! What the heck happened here!? What did you two do!? *Looks at the 3 guys cleaning Megas* And why do you have people cleaning Megas in maid costumes?

Jenna: Very long story......

Goat: So you guys aren't fighting?

Coop: No way! Why would I fight with Jenna? I love her. *Smiles*

Tiny: But we saw you two try to blow each other up.

Jamie: What you saw was a bunch of punks trying to take Megas for a ride. *Kiva looks at Coop angerly* But we managed to get Megas back so everything is under control.

Kiva: Well.....as long as things are ok I don't care.

Tiny: Man my car needs another wash.

Coop: Oh don't worry about that Tiny. We got just the thing. *Coop walks up to the 3 guys* Oh guys! When you are done polishing Megas my friend here needs his car clean. You think you can do it.

Butch: Hmph...do it yourself.

Coop: Uh what was that!? Do I need to remind you that if you don't do what we tell you then I'm gonna tear you apart.

Butch: Uh....what I mean was....sure thing! Heheh....*Laughs nervously*

Jamie: Well I guess today turned out pretty well.

Coop: Yeah. Thanks for helping me get my robot back Jen.

Jenna: *Hugs Coop* Awww no problem. *Kisses him* I'd do anything for you sweetheart.

Coop: *Smiles* Likewise. *They then sort of snuggle as they 3 guys continue to clean up Megas they look at Coop and Jenna being all loving*

Cliff: Ugh...I'm gonna be sick. *Goes back to cleaning*

End Credits: *We see the 3 punks do more embarrising stuff*

The end.

Xerroo

09-03-2005, 02:34 PM

Joyride is finished.

Notes:

1: Villians: Butch,Spike, Cliff
2: a POP TV billboard was destroyed
3: One of the embarssing stuff they punks had to do in the end credits was pick up litter while the others threw stuff at them, this is a reference to "DMV: Department of Megas Violations, when Darklos had to clean up stuff
4: Kiva showed up at the end.
5: The punks were the same dudes from "The Emperor's new threads"
6: Jenna's basement is similar to Coop's except it's more pink

King_of_doom

09-03-2005, 04:24 PM

Very nice episode! well im done with the Klowns so im doing my own version of Joyride, instead fighting in Jersey they fight in the dessert.

Xerroo

09-03-2005, 05:34 PM

Everybody loves a clown so why can't you?

*This episode with two couples that there in the park and watching the stars*

Girl: *Voice actor is Tara Strong* Wow! Isn't the night sky beautiful!?

Guy: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* They are nice. *Smiles* But not as beautiful as you. You are the only star I want to see.

Girl: *Grabs they guy* KISS ME YOU FOOL!!!! *They kiss, as they kiss a meteor flies by and crash lands near them* Woah!? What the heck was that!

Guy: Eh don't worry about it. It's probably nothing. Now where were we?

Girl: Wait. We should go check it out. Someone might of gotten hurt!

Guy: All right let's check it out. *then they go where the meteor crash is and in it's place is a giant circus* Hey! I guess the circus is in town!

Girl: But I could of sworn we just saw a meteor!

Guy: Maybe your eyes were playing tricks on you. Why don't we go check it out and see what's inside!

Girl: Sure thing!!! *then they enter and watch some creepy looking clowns that looks like from “Killer Klowns From Outer Space* Hmph....nothing but clowns *And some clowns approach to them and they have some kind of a laser guns pointing at them* Uh what are you *They fire at them* HEY CUT THAT OUT!!!!

Girl: AHHH!!!* the clowns fire at them and there is a special trap like cocoon and it grabs them and they clows drag them and put them in some place and we see another clown that is giving orders to the clowns and looks like “Clown of Spawn” only a combination of a killer klown!*

Chuckles: *Voiced by Wayne Knight* Very good! Put those humans in the containment chambers so that he can preserve them to our boss! He will be very pleased!!! *then a shadow appears to Chuckles*

???: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* So it appears we have our first victims today right Chuckles!?

Chuckles: That’s right boss hehehe, nothing but the best for my master!!! The new ones were pretty juicy! I was tempted to eat them myself but I could never rob that pleasure from my master. *Bows* I live to serve you.

???: Excellent! Just hearing about them makes my mouth water! Put them with the others and then tonight we shall feast on human with a side of man!!!!

Chuckles: HAHAHA That's what I like about you boss you are the funny one!!!

???: I AM FUNNY AREN'T I!?

Chuckles: Of course you are. Mr. FUNNY MAN!!!!!

*Both Chuckles and the mysterious figure start to laugh*

*Title theme plays*

Everybody loves a clown so why can't you?

*We now see Coop and Jamie playing some video games and Kiva’s fixing something*

Coop: Oh man! We played this game like 100 times now!

Jamie: So why don’t we play another game?

Coop: Cause I've played them all too! They get boring after playing them for a long time.

Kiva: So why don’t you do something else?

Coop: Like what?

Kiva: Oh gee....I don't know....HOW ABOUT TRAINING!?

Coop: But we trained already!!!

Kiva: Doesn't mean you can't train again.

Coop's mom: COOP!!! SWEETIE!!! SKIPPY'S HEAR!!!

*Skippy comes down the stairs*

Jamie: Great....you again.

Skippy: Hey Coop. I got tickets to the circus! You wanna come? I tried asking Tommy and Stephanie but they hate the circus.

Coop: Uh sorry to break it to you Skippy but we aren't exactly the circus goers here.

Jamie: Besides there isn't a circus within miles from here.

Skippy: Actually the circus is in town!!! I got tickets for us to go!!!

Kiva: Well....I am eager to see what this circus is about. I'll go Skippy.

Skippy: What about you guys?

Coop: I guess it can't hurt.

Jamie: You can count me out.

Skippy: How come?

Jamie: Because I hate clowns and I think the circus sucks.

Skippy: Aww come on. Clowns aren't that bad right? I mean how bad can they be?

*Flashback*

*We see Jamie as a kid and he goes to the circus and we see the clowns laugh at him, squirt him with their flower-water gun, then they launch him some pies and other embarrassing stuff*

*Back to reality*

Jamie: You have no idea.....

Skippy: So you had a bad experience with clowns. It's not like it's gonna happen again.

Jamie: Look....you can do whatever you want but there is no way I'm going to the circus.

*At the Circus*

Jamie: I can't believe I'm going to the circus...

Kiva: Just have fun Jamie! Maybe if you enjoy yourself then it won't be so bad!

Coop: Yeah! Besides they got great circus food here!!!

*They notice Goat and Tiny are there too*

Coop: Yo Goat! You guys got tickets too!!!

Goat: Yeah! We all have tickets to see the circus

Tiny: Yeah pretty much everyone got tickets to see the circus.

Skippy: Cool. Then it's gonna be packed!!!

Coop: And they have great food too!!!! Come on let's go get our seats. *They are now sitting down and they see Chuckles go to the center stage*

Chuckles: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the circus of fear!!!

Jamie: Oh goodie a clown.....*yawn*

Kiva: Shhh!!!

Chuckles: Here in the circus of fear will give you entertainment, fun and all that you cant never imagine.

Jamie:*sarcastic* Yay....

Chuckles: Tonight on our card we present to you.....THE CLOWN ACROBATS!!!! *We see clowns flying on the trapezze and we see people cheering and Jamie is indifferent* Weren't they great folks! The next event on our card are the clown juggling!!! You people better get your umbrellas ready! Who knows what might come your way!!!! *We now see clowns juggling with swords and all kinds of dangerous stuff* And then we have the fearless Lion Clown Tamer!!!! *We see a clown is taking care of a giant clown-like lion*

Jamie: Does this stupid circus have nothing but clowns!!!???

Skippy: Hey if this circus is free and the food is free I don't care! *Then a clown approaches to Jamie*

Jamie: Oh great! *The clown doesn’t talk and makes some faces at Jamie* Hey go bother someone else will you *Then the clown offerss Jamie an umbrella* I already got one...*Shows it to him and the clown gives the umbrella to Skippy*

Skippy: Hey what the!? *Then water comes from the umbrella and the water falls on Skippy and everyone laughs including Skippy*

Jamie *Sarcasticly* Oh that was so funny! How original was that I think my stomach can’t handle the laughter inside me and its goanna burst *The clown goes away* Man...I hate clowns.

Coop: Yeah I have to agree....this really isn't that funny.

Goat: Hey clowns!!!! DO SOMETHING GOOD!!!!

Chuckles: So you people like excitement eh? Well then allow me to introduce you to your demis...er I mean the host of our show....BOZO THE CLOWN!!! *We see steam come from the stage and then a platform rises up and out comes Bozo the Clown who looks like the Joker from "The Batman".

Buzo: Ladies and Gentlemen! I thank you all for coming to the show tonight for our grand performance!!! And now I shall thrill you with super actrobatics performed by yours truely!!! *He does some cool style jumps and moves like the Joker does on "The Batman"

Coop: Big deal. Megas could do that with 1 hand tied behind his back.

Kiva: The only difference is that he won't destroy the city if you tried it.

Coop: Ha Ha Ha very funny.

*The Clown continues to do his act and everyone is amazed by it, except for Jamie*

Jamie: So this is the final act……now can we go home?

Skippy: Quit being such a spoiled sport and enjoy the show will you!? *Then we see Buzo’s spew fire from his mouth and makes many fire-circles and all the people cheer at Buzo but Jamie just roll his eyes*

Buzo: I guess you can say tonight was a "Hot performance!" Hahahaha!!! But seriously. I'm sure you are all wondering why this show was free....you see the thing is it's not!!! That's what makes it so funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! So what do I ask for in return!? No Not money! No not your laughter, What I want in return is...*Evilish voice* Is you.....

All: *Are dumbfounded*

Buzo: You see....I going to have you all over for dinner!!! But the thing is that *Shows teeth* You are all going to be my dinner!!! *Back to normal* Isn't that funny!? *The doors shut and stuff*

Goat: WE ARE GOANNA DIE!!!

Jamie: Hey stop stealing my lines!!!

Kiva. Let's hurry and get out of here before the close completely!!!

Coop: *Eating* I'm coming I'm coming.

*Many people manage to get out in time*

Kiva: We made it. Is everyone here?

Skippy: Most of us are here....hey where's Jamie?

*Meanwhile we see Jamie running out*

Jamie: Man! Why does it always have to be clowns!? *As Jamie runs we see Chuckles grab Jamie by the legs*

Chuckles: And where do you think you are going my good man? You don't want to miss dinner don't you? My master would be very upset if you didn't come! Otherwise there wouldn't be any dinner!!!

Jamie: *Screams like a little girl, we see Coop and the others hear it*

Coop: I KNOW THAT GIRLY SCREAM!!! JAMIE!!!!!!! *The doors are now sealed shut and Jamie is still inside and Coop, Skippy and Tiny try to open the door but no luck*

Kiva: Guys it's not going to work. Those doors are inpenatriable!!!

Coop: Well not for long! Come on Skippy let's break down the door!!

Skippy: You got it!! *Coop and Skippy are now in Megas and Gigas respectivly. They take turns breaking the shields from the circus* WAAHHH!!!! *Megas is still punching it and Gigas is firing at the shields trying to destroy them* Coop nothing's working!!!

Coop: Then how about we cut em down to size!!! *Megas fires razor sharp energy blades and they hit the shields but they bounce off and one of the blades hits a POP TV blimp blowing it up* Wanna try again Skippy?

*Skippy then fires a concentrated laser blast at the tent but nothing happens*

Skippy: Ok Coop. It's your turn again.

Coop: Don't worry Skippy! This will be the last time!!! *Coop goes for "The Button" But Kiva stops him*

Kiva: Coop....we want to just break down the shield....not destroy us all or blow up Jersey.

Coop: Well nothing else worked.

Skippy: Any other way of getting in there without blowing up the world?

Coop: *Coop then looks down and gets an idea* I got it!!! *then Megas spins his arms and start digging a hole in the ground*

Kiva: Good idea Coop! We can get in from underground.

Skippy: Lead the way Cousin!!! *Gigas Follows Megas, leaving Goat and Tiny behind*

Tiny: Should we wait until they get back?

Goat: Nah they can manage. Let's get a couple of those Pizza Hams!!!

Tiny: Yeah why not. *they leave and we see inside the circus and Jamie is all tie-up in a chair*

Chuckles: Uh boss. I was just wondering? Why don't we put this scrawny one in the cacoons like the rest of them? I mean that way he'll be well perserved!!!

Buzo: I would......But I kinda like this one. There seems to be a certian arua about him. As if he was frozen with fear at us! I mean look at him!! He's shaking like a leaf!!! He's terrified! He'll be most tasty!!!

Jamie: Uh....dude?

Buzo: Yes that's right! Be afraid of me you coward! It will make you taste so much better!!!!

Jamie: Afraid of you? AFRAID OF YOU!? I HATE CLOWNS!!! I HATE THEM WITH THEIR STUPID NOSES AND GAGS AND THEY THINK THEY ARE FUNNY!!! I HATE YOUR KIND SO MUCH!!!! I JUST WISH YOU WOULD ALL DIE!!!!

Chuckles: Hey you don't have to be so rude you know.

Buzo: Then maybe this will terrify you!!! *Shows his teeth*

Jamie: Nope....still not afraid.

Buzo: Not even a little? Come one....just a teeny tiny bit.

Jamie: Nope.

*All of a sudden warning buzzers go off*

Buzo: What's going on!?

Chuckles: Looks like we got some unwanted guests sir

Buzo: That’s impossible! The shields are unbreakable!!!

Chuckles: Doesn't mean it won't stop them from come in from under ground.

Buzo: *Slaps forhead* I knew I should of went for the 2 for 1 special at shield warehouse. Oh well when there is a will there is a way!!! Have all the clowns prepare for battle!! In the meantime I want to keep an eye on this one. I want to eat him first...

Chuckles: You got it!!! *Then we see Megas and Gigas come up from underground*

Coop: Well looks like we are here

Kiva: *Scans* I'm picking up Jamie's signal. It's coming from over there. *Points*

Skippy: Ok then. Let's go rescue Jamie from this creepy circus.

Kiva: And while your at it you could also destroy those killer clowns in mechs too.

Coop: Oh yeah! Those to. *then we see a bunch a clowns arrive and Chuckles too* Looks like the party has started.

Chuckles: Ok pal! Not more clowning around, You get out of here and let us eat our meals! We is starving.

Coop: Sorry pal but I'm here to rescue my best friend. So move it or else.

Chuckles: Sorry but you'll have to get past us first. *He whistles and we see many clowns that there going to attack both Megas and Gigas*

Skippy: HAHAHA! What are they goanna do? Laugh us to death? *Then the clowns go into their mechs and one of them takes a giant hammer and smashes Gigas* I really have to shut my mouth.

Coop: All right cuz! It's clown smashing time!!! *then the clowns attack both Megas and Gigas and they go to the ground*

Coop/Skippy: WAAHHHH!!!* both Megas and Gigas attack the clowns punching them many times like “Zeta Gundam” then Megas picks one of the clowns and throws him into the wall, then he pins the mech and he pummels him then Gigas fires a homing blast and hits one of them in the face and that mech goes to the wall and we see a big explosion there then we see a clown that look similar at “Binki the clown” attacking Gigas in the back but Gigas then grabs his arms and starts to slam him everywhere and then fires a harpoon at the clown and swings him into others knocking them down.

Skippy: This is the best circus I've ever been too! *we see Megas still punching the clown like a punching bag*

Coop: I can see why Jamie hates clowns so much!!!

Skippy: Yeah they really aren't funny!!!

Coop: *Knocks the last one down* Hey clown chump is this the best you got?

Chuckles: Nope. The part is just beginning!!! Check this out!!! *Chuckles snaps his fingers and we see the mechs get up and there eyes glow and we see the one of them open their mouths and blows up his hand really big and punches Megas really hard throwing him to the wall*

Coop: Not a bad trick.

Chuckles: Why thank you. *Bows* NOW DESTROY THEM!!! *the clowns approach to Megas and one of them tackles Megas and then starts to punch them many times.

Skippy: I’m coming Coop!! *Gigas was going to help Megas but a clown throws an explosive pie at Gigas and we see many explosions and Gigas goes to the ground, then we see Megas still being pummeled by the evil clown but Megas fires it's eyebeams at the clown and he goes to the wall and Megas then goes and tackles at the clown and he gives him the magnoflex at the clown but it looks like the clown is made of rubber and spins many times with Megas*

Coop/Kiva: AHHHH!!!! *Megas goes flying and we see other clowns are going to attack Megas meanwhile we see Gigas still struggling with other clowns*

Skippy: You know something Coop....I'm starting to hate clowns too!!! with an evil smirk *Maybe this will shut them all up *Gigas then takes off his shoulder cannon and turns it into a motar, he then fires a powerful blast that explode into multiple homing blasts and they all go for various clowns and some of them explode. Megas then breaks free and goes super fast and rams all of the clowns in his way, then he grabs two of them and slams them into each other Megas then picks a clown mech and throws him into the wall, then he kicks another one down and then snaps it's neck destroying the mech. One of the clowns then uses an acid squirter and tries to hit Megas but Gigas punches the robot and knocks the robot down, then Gigas picks him up and throws him to the ground*

Coop: Not bad. Not bad at all.

Kiva: We still got alot more to go guys *More approach Megas and Gigas*

Coop: Bring it!!! *Megas goes directly at them and prepares to fight them meanwhile we see Gigas still fighting with other clowns and grabs one of them and use him like a bat and hits every clown in his pat then he slams anoter one down then he puts his shoulder cannon back on and it fires another harpoon but it goes through the robot making a giant hole in it*

Skippy: That looked like it had to hurt! *Then other clowns dog pile Gigas* These chumps won’t give huh? Well maybe this will change their minds!!! *We see Gigas charge up and it does a mosh pit sending robots all over the place. Megas starts Droop kicking various clowns but they are using there Balloon bombs at Megas but Gigas gets in the way* Hey guys! Didn't you know!? I'm your biggest fan!!! *Gigas activates some giant fan and blows the baloons back at the clowns and then Gigas fires it's harpoon and they baloons explode destroying more clowns*

Coop: Thanks for the save Skippy!

Skippy: No problem!!!

Kiva: We have to find Jamie and quickly before he's eaten!!!

Coop: Right! Let’s see if these clowns can take a few punches WAAHHH!!!*Megas rams one of them and start to pummel him many times, but the clown uses some “ACID Blast” from his flower and Megas avoids it and we see a big hole made by the acid in the wall the clown still squirting acid at Megas but Megas activates a freeze cannon and freezes the clown and Megas crush him making many pieces of him, then Megas sees other clowns and goes directly at them and crashes into them making a cloud of smoke, Gigas grabs two of them and starts clobbering one by one then Gigas punches another one very hard and for the other he fires a railgun blast to destroy it, then he watches other clowns coming towards him and activates Super Concentrated Laser Blast firing at them blasting them everywhere*

Skippy: This is fun!!!! *Gigas fires more laser blasts destroying more robots then Gigas fires an eye beam. Gigas then jumps and goes directly at some clowns with a body slam and all of the clowns got crush by Gigas that were under it, many of the other clowns get scarred by Gigas*

Clown 1: *Voice actor is Billy West* Dude this robot is a freak!!! We can't fight it!!

Clown 2: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* Let's get out of here!!!! *The clowns start to run away*

Chuckles: HEY WHERE DO YOU COWARDS THINK YOU ARE GOING!?

Coop: What! Now you guys chicken out? Well it's too late for that!!!* Megas activates its thrusters and rams the clowns and grabs one of them and head buts them, then he fires a fist and it goes into the clown destroying it. Then he grabs another clown throwing them into the wall meanwhile we see Gigas fire more energy blasts at clowns destroying them.*

Chuckles: You idiots! You call yourself clowns….Why! Why! Did we have picked the losers!!! We should of went with the premium brand of clowns but noooo!!! We went with the regular variety!!! *meanwhile with Buzo and Jamie we still see him watching the fight of both Megas*

Jamie: Hey you see! My pals are going to save me and you don’t have a chance to beat them

Buzo: Oh I wouldn't worry about your friends....I'd be more worried about you...*then we watch Buzo’s hand and transforms into a monster claw*

Jamie: Still not scared.

Buzo: OH COME ON!!! I've done everything to terrify you! How can you not be afraid of me!? Your life is at stake!!!

Jamie: You are a clown....*Evil grin* You aren't to be taken seriously.

Buzo: Touche....

*Meanwhile we still see both Megas and Gigas kicking all of the clowns and they both are surrounded by clowns*

Kiva: They surrounded us completely!

Coop: They never learn do they?

Skippy: Nope! I don’t think so

Coop: Well its time they learn the hard way*both Megas and Gigas cracks their knuckles* WAAHHH!!!

Skippy: WAAHHHH!!!* both Megas and Gigas star to beat the piss out of the robots and they are winning and we see there launching many missiles at them, Megas grabs one and gives him a powebomb then he claps his hands and makes a big Wave and all the clowns are going down and Megas prepares to give a super elbow drop on them, Gigas grabs two clowns and gives them many headbutts and then slams them into the ground and destroy them with a homing blast Megas fires a machine gun blast at more clowns destroying many of them, Then both Megas and Gigas fire everything but the kitchen sink at them and destroys every one of the clowns in the area and we see both Megas and Gigas doing the finger pose*

Coop: HAHA! NO one can’t beat us!!!

Skippy: Yeah!!!! Who are the meanest pilot-robots ever!!!?

Coop/Skippy: We are!!!

Kiva: I hope you guys had fun and all but now we have to rescue Jamie.

Coop: Yeah your right! Let’s go…*then he watches Chuckles in the way* Unless you want to be squished I suggest you get out of the way.

Chuckles: Sorry but I can't let you pass!!! I won't let you reach my master!!

Skippy: Hey I'll take care of him! You go rescue Jamie all right Coop?

Coop: Nice! Thanks Skippy! *Gigas cracks his knuckles and Megas goes where Jamie is*

Skippy: All right Mr. Chuckles looks like its just you and me, let’s see what you got!

Chuckles: Oh but of course. I guess you can say...*His mech drops down, it's a giant clown with a huge ball for a lower body* We are going to have a ball!!!! *Gets into his mech* Now let's see what you got!!!

Skippy: I thought you never say that *Gigas and Chuckles prepare to battle*

Coop: Hey Jamie! Are you alright dude!?

Jamie: Yeah I'm fine. Just get me out of here.

Buzo: Don't you know it's not polite to interupt somone's meal!?…*Megas does the finger flick thingy and knocks Bozo into the wall and he goes down* Oww...that had to hurt. *Is out cold*

*Megas then rescues Jamie*

Jamie: Thanks for rescuing me Coop....though I really didn't need rescuing.

Kiva: Oh sure.....you had the situation all under control....

Jamie: Well I wasn't scared!!!

Coop: Whatever...let's just get out of here.

Bozo: Not so fast! *He gets back up* I'm not done!!! I guess I'll have to show you my true power!!! *Transforms into a giant clown like monster* I guess now I'll have to play with my food before I can eat it!!! Hmm...I wonder what metal tastes like? I hear metal gives alot of iron. And you know how much my doctor said I needed Iron in my body!!!

Coop: Sorry but you ain't eating Megas!

Buzo: Oh goodie! A dinner and a show!!! Just what I always wanted!!!

Coop: Waah!!!! *Megas goes directly at Buzo grabs him and throws him to the ground and starts to pummeling him but Buzo kicks Megas off and Buzo blast Megas with a fire blast and Megas puts up thermal shields but Buzo is approaching to Megas and fires a dark energy blast but Megas then activates a blast of his own and both blasts cancel each other out and Megas sees his opportunity he gets up and goes directly at Buzo punching him very hard meanwhile Gigas is struggling with Chuckles and we see Gigas punches Chuckles mech many times at Chuckles bounces around and then hits Gigas making it crash into a wall*

Chuckles: I'm really bouncing of the walls now aren't I!!?? *Chuckles then uses his mech and bounces up and hits Gigas again*

Skippy: STILL NOT FUNNY!!! *Gigas fires a wave of homing blasts hitting Chuckles's mech and throwing him down and Gigas tries to ram Chuckles but he bounces and goes to the roof hitting it then he falls down*

Chuckles: Care to try that again?

Skippy: Sure thing!!! *Tries again and goes at Chuckles and Chuckles prepares his fist to hit Gigas but Gigas stops him and grabs his arm and starts to slam him to the ground but he bounces and hits Gigas and Gigas throws him into a wall and Chuckles then bounces at Gigas again but Gigas gets out of the way meanwhile with Megas we see him launch many missiles at Buzo but Buzo spits acid at the them melting them, Megas flies and goes directly at Buzo and rams him over but Buzo then grabs Megas and uses his speed against Megas throwing him down*

Kiva: Megas is running out of energy!!! Do something or else we are done for!!!

Buzo: HAHAHAHA!!! THERES NO ESCAPE FROM ME YOU WILL SOON BE MINE HAHAHA!!!

Coop: Ah cram it clownie! First you give us free tickets to watch your show.....which was pretty good by the way. I like how you did those tricks.

Buzo: Really? I did put alot of time an effort into doing that. And I must say getting it just right is pretty tough.

Coop: Oh yeah you did it just perfectly.

Kiva: Ahem!?

Coop: Oh yeah, then you kidnap my best friend so that you can eat him and you try to destroy my robot, if this is the circus of fear I welcome you to my circus…the circus of pain WAAHHHH!!!! *Megas is now hitting Buzo with his fists and then he kicks Buzo and throws him to the ground and Megas runs and jumps and gives Buzo an Elbow drop then launch many missiles at him but Buzo then grabs Megas and slams him into another wall meanwhile we see Gigas getting crush by Chuckles*

Chuckles: Looks like it's the end for you!!!

Skippy: Sorry but I have yet to do my curtian call! *Gigas fires a harpoon from his shoulder cannon at Chuckles it hits the ball part of his mech and it deflates like a balloon*

Chuckles: Oh drat!!! *We see Gigas grab Chuckles* Hey pal....we were just you know being clowns....just trying to get a few laughs in and all....no hard feelings right?

Skippy: Whatever. *Flicks him away* I wonder how Coop is doing? *Gigas goes directly where Megas is still fighting with Buzo and Megas then creates a cool energy sword and tries to slash Bozo but Bozo does his flips that he did in the beginning of the show*

Bozo: Didn't you know!? I'm off the wall today!!!! I'm *Has spring shoes and hops up and down* Hopping mad!!!! Hee haa hee haa hee haa!!!! Bozo then springs off the wall and kicks Megas knocking him down*

Buzo: You know...I was going to eat the scrawny one but he really doesn't taste to good with him not being afraid of me and all....so then I guess I'll go for you fatso!!! I bet you'd make a nice meal!!!

Jamie: Well at least he's not going for me anymore.

*Megas then fires a super power blast at Buzo and Buzo disintergrates*

Buzo: Oh fishsticks!!! *Dies*

Jamie: That was easy.

Coop: Yep! *Then Gigas shows up* Hey Skippy!!!

Skippy: hey Coop. How are things.

Coop: Good good.

Kiva: Now let's get out of here.

Coop: You got it!!! *Both Gigas and Megas fly out then meet Goat and Tiny by the Pizza hutch*

Goat: Hey guys you made it!

Tiny: Looks like you took care of things.

Coop: Yeah! But really it wasn’t all that great except for the food.

Jamie: Well I'm glad it's over. Now I can go home and rest knowing we took care of evil clowns.

Coop: Yeah I know....If I never see another clown it will be too soon.

Guy in clown costume: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* Hey kids!!! It's me!!! Franky the Pizza clown!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Jamie: Excuse me for a moment....*He leaves then comes back with a bat* TAKE THIS YOU DARN DIRTY CLOWN!!!!

End of credits: We see Jamie beating the crap out of the man in the clown costume and all the kids laugh at him this causes Coop, Kiva, Skippy, and others to laugh too*

The end....

Xerroo

09-03-2005, 09:44 PM

Everybody loves a clown so why can't you is done.

Notes.

1: Villians: Bozo, Chuckles, Clowns
2: Chuckles mech is similar to the clown mech in "G Gundam"
3: Jamie is not afraid of clowns....he just hates them.
4: A POP TV blimp is destroyed
5: Episode done by King of Doom
6: Bozo looks alot like Joker from "The Batman" He even has his same voice.
7: Jamie beating the crap out of the clown is similar to one of the characters beating up a mime robot in "Eurotrip"

King_of_doom

09-03-2005, 10:02 PM

Very nice! i like how you put Jamie not to be afraid of Bozo and the end of credits was hilarious, just a note: you have Brodie into the mix.

Xerroo

09-06-2005, 03:33 PM

Idea from Paul Cousins, written by King of Doom, adapted by me.

*They "almost" took Coop's brain*

*The episode giant robot-like planet that looks very similar to Cybertron. We pan the planet and we come to a giant fortress and inside we see cyber-robots that look similar at the figures from “Spectres of War but with a combination of the Junkions from Transformers: the movie” and the leader looks like a cross between “Brother Abel body with the face of Wreck-Gar” One of the workers approach the leader*

Gero: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* Emperor! I bring you good news!

Kang: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown* What is it Gero?

Gero: We have finally finished your ultimate weapon!

Kang: Excellent! Show it to me! *We see Gero lead Kang to a giant moving floor which leads to a door at the door we see 2 giant robots that look similar to “Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist" only deadly versions of him and meaner” and their names are Warsbot1 and 2 they Bow to Kang* So it's behind this door huh? Open it!

Gero: At once Emeperor! *The 2 robots turn a giant wheel and the door opens up. Inside is a giant mech that looks like a modified “Kondo Grasshopper Mech”* I bring you …..Destro-Droid SV

Kang: Excellent! You really have outdone yourself! This time!!! I cannot wait to pilot this awesome vessel and use it's power for my own!

Gero: Er....Pilot?

Kang: Well yes! I was going to have this mech created so I can pilot it!!!

Gero: Well about that....you see.....we went a different way about making this robot.

Kang: *stares at Gero* What do you mean!? Out with it!? *we see it pans the place* YOU WHAT!!!!

Gero: We figured we would transfer a living brain inside the robot and that person could....how you put it...one with the robot.

Kang:*than grabs by his neck* I told you I wanted a mech to control not to transfer my own brain in it!

Gero: Please forgive me emperor. *Kang stares at Gero* You won't have to use your brain. For I have a backup plan.

Kang: This had better be good.

Gero: There have been many stories of a human pilot. One who destroyed vast planets. Caused more destruction than anyone ever know. Many fear him. Other's travel across the universe just to fight him. He is truely a remarkable force. I figured we could use his brain for the robot! I can search for him using our super computer.

Kang: Then get to it!!!

Gero: *Uses his computer* It won't be long now....*2 blips appear* Well this is odd. There appears to be 2 pilots with the same skill! One of them is male and the other is a female. However the female is much farther away than the male. So I think it would be wise to go for the male!

Kang: Are you sure this is him? I mean look at him...

Gero: The computer is never wrong. It states that he trulely is the perfect and flawless pilot.

*Then we see Megas fall down in the city, Kiva and Jamie stare at him*

Coop: Heheheh....looks like Megas needs a few more repairs I guess.

*Title theme plays*

They "Almost" took Coop's brain

*We are now outside in Coop's backyard and we see Coop cooking food on his omegacue*

Coop: Well the dogs and sausages are almost cooked, how’s the chili there Jamie?

Jamie:*taste the chili* Almost ready Coop! Just give it a few more minutes and we'll be eating good tonight!!!

Coop: These chillidogs are gonna taste great!!! And thanks to the power of my Omegacue they are gonna be extra good!!

Kiva: They should be. Afterall you almost destroyed Jersey City fighting a giant octopus for that thing.

Coop: Yeah. Anyways I think they are done now. *Tastes one* Oh yeah....this is heaven...

Jamie: *Jamie then tastes one* Wow Coop! These are the best weenies you ever cooked!!

Coop: And this chilli makes it uber! You want one Kiva?

Kiva: Ah….I think ill pass

Coop: Oh come on! You said that to the Mega-Slush and look, it’s now your favorite drink!

Kiva: Sure why not....*Takes one and eats it* Wow Coop! These are good!!

Coop: See I told you. But it goes so much better with my secret sauce I made. *Grabs a bottle and pours some on but it's empty* Oh man!!! I don't got no hot sauce left! My mom didn't get me anymore ingredents to make more.

Kiva: And what’s the big deal? you can eat it with out the sauce

Coop: Big deal? Kiva the secret sauce is what makes my chilli dogs better above the rest. I guess we should go and get the ingredients to make more at the speedy mart!

Jamie: Sure thing. I could get more chilli anyways. *They leave and get into Megas and walk off and we see a ship land in Jersey*

Kang: So this is where the pilot known as Coop lives right? What about the female!? Jenna!

Gero: She lives her also but she isn't on Earth at this time. She might be somewhere else. I have a lock on the one known as Coop!

Kang: Excellent! Teleport us there so I can capture him!!!

*Meanwhile we see Coop grabbing some stuff from the speedy-mart*

Kiva: Coop....refresh my memory for me please. Weren't you only getting the ingredients you needed for your sauce?

Coop: Yeah but it never hurts to stock up. *Jamie then comes by with more stuff* Dude! I told you to get 5 of them!!!

Jamie: I know but its last one Coop!

Coop: Oh well, at least we can use it today for the food, lets go and pay for this stuff *They are now online to pay and suddenly Kang, Gero and the others are now in the Speedy-Mart*

Jamie: Uh....guys?

Kang: You there! Man with the excessivly large bulk!

Coop: Who me?

Kang: You are to come with us at once!

Kiva: What do you want Coop for?

Jamie: He probably did something like blow up their planet or something along the lines of that.

Coop: I don't recall blowing up any planets lately.

Kang: Silence you! Your brain is valuable to us and I need it! That is why you are coming with us now!!!

Jamie: You guys sure about this? I mean Coop isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the draw and...*Coop is staring at Jamie* What!?

Kiva: Sorry but Coop stays on earth! *Kiva’s now in fighting pose*

Gero: So you want to fight? Very well then! Warbots attack!!!!

Warbot 1: *Voice actor is Jim Cummings* Afimmative!! *Both Warbots prepare to attack the trio but then Coop using his super strength rams one and tackles it into the wall, then the warbot picks up Coop and throws him across the other side.*

Coop: Woah...they are strong. *Meanwhile the other warbot is near Jamie and is about to attack him*

Jamie: SAVE ME!!!!! *Kiva jumps and kicks very hard sending the robot into a jar of pickles* Uh I could of handeld that you know.

Kiva: *Sarcasticly* Oh yeah...you had him on the run! *Meanwhile Coop is grappling with the other one and losing*

Warbot 2: *Voice actor is Micheal Dorn* Don’t resist! Once we have your brain we will transfer it to a robot so it will be activated!

Coop: Look! First off, you chumps have to stop the whole “Conquer the Universe” thing its getting old and second I prefer to be in this body *Coop then manages to pick up the robot and throws him into the cash register*

Clerk: *Voice actor is Greg Egles* Thank goodness I have insurance on this thing.

Kang: The one known as Coop has excellent fighting skills. It's hard to believe someone as fat as him is so strong as well!

Gero: Yes. Perhaps there is more to him than we know.

*We still see them fighting, Kiva is hiding behind some products we then see warbot 1 use it's arm to knock the products off to find Kiva, he gets close but Kiva sees a large bucket of hot melted cheese and she jumps and kicks it towards Warbot 1*

Warbot 1: Major malfunction! major Malfunction! Major Mal- *Then Jamie grabs a big jar and hits him with it*

Jamie: See....then I told you I had it under control. *Coop then grabs a metal bat and smashes Warbot 2 with it and turns it into scrap and throws it to Gero*

Coop: That’s all you got chump!

Kang: Not exactly! *Kang uses some kind of control and electrocutes Coop*

Coop: Errr!!! *Coop falls into the ground still with the Cattlesuper in his hands*

Kang: Gero! Bring him to me!!!!

Gero: *grabs Coop and slowly drags him to Kang* He's....heavy!!! ERGGGHHH!!! *He brings him to Kang*

Jamie/Kiva: Coop! *They go to rescue Coop but they all teleport away*

Kiva: They're gone!!!

Jamie: Oh man! This isn't good!!!

Kiva: Let’s go Jamie!

Jamie: But what about the stuff!!!

Kiva: We have more important stuff to worry about than the stuff!!!

Clerk: I wonder if my pension covers this. *We now see Jamie and Kiva inside Megas*

Jamie: So now what?

Kiva:*scanning* I’m Locating Coop exact coordinates……looks there heading to a planet that's far from Earth, Jamie....you are gonna have to use the psychic link control to get Megas over there. Which means you are driving!

Jamie: Nice....*Evil Grin*

Kiva: Listen and listen to me carefully Jamie. You are to drive us there and that's it!!! No smashing planets or anything like that! I can't use the psychic link because I need to keep the signal of Coop clear to Megas!

Jamie: Couldn't we just have a little fun first?

Kiva: *Glares at Jamie*

Jamie: All right all right I got it.....*Goes inside Megas and activates the psychic link*

Kiva: Ok....I'll let you know when we can leave. I'll get the exact coodinates to where they have taken Coop. Then you'll use the vocal commands to get us there.

Jamie: I got it.

Kiva: Ok Jamie. The Coodinates are 24X7BYJ.

Jamie: Ok. MEGAS TAKE US TO COORDINATES 24X7BYJ!!!! *Megas powers up and flies to said coodinates*

*Meanwhile at the ship we see Coop in a room and Kang is in doctor's outfit preparing to take out Coop's brain*

Coop: So exactly why do you want my brain again?

Kang: From your mind comes the most valuable and strategic battling techniques available. I've heard much about you. About your destructive abilities and how superior you are in combat. Do you have any idea how much your mind is? It's worth billions!!! Maybe even trillions!!! I plan to take out your brain and install it in my super robot!!!

Coop: Uh....I'm guessing this isn't volentary right?

Kang: Of course not!!! I know you won't do this willingly which is why I have you tied up! Now their might be some discomfort at first but in the end it will be quick.

Coop: *Gulp*

Kang: But don't worry yet. I won't be taking your brain just yet. We have to get to the operation room on my fortress!!!

Gero: Emperor! We are here!!!

Kang: Excellent! Land this thing and then take him to the operating room!!

Coop: You think I could have a last minute meal before my brain is extracted?

*We see Megas flying and it enters an astroid field*

Kiva: Jamie!!! Dodge the astroids!!!

Jamie: Ok. MEGAS! DODGE THE ASTROIDS!!! *Megas does so*

Kiva: Ok we are getting close. You are doing a good job Jamie. Just keep at it.

Jamie: Do you see the planet?

Kiva: Yes it's just ahead.

Jamie: All right I'll land this thing now. MEGAS GO SUPER FAST AND LAND!!!*Megas goes super fast and heads towards the planet* YEAHHOOOO!!!!

Kiva: Jamie slow down!!! *Kiva is pressing every button trying to slow the thing down and there are near to hit to the ground* JAMIE SLOW THIS THING DOWN!!!!! * It looks they where going to crash until we see Megas stop and lands safely* Well we landed safely lets find Coop and rescue him.

Jamie: Ok. MEGAS! HEAD TOWARDS COOP'S SIGNAL!!!! *Megas follows Coop's signal and walks towards that general area meanwhile we are in a laboratory and we see Coop still in the stretcher and Gero its preparing to open Coop’s head*

Gero: *grabs an energy saw* The process should take about 2 hours.

Kang: I will give you an hour. I do not like to wait!!!

Coop: Dude....can I please get something to eat?

Kang: *Sigh* Very well......here eat this. *Gives Coop a hot dog*
Coop:*eating it* Well it’s not jerky but it’s a start *meanwhile we see Megas now in the fortress of Kang*

Jamie: Megas....stop and get a scan of the place. *Does so* So this is it huh?

Kiva: Yes. Just take it nice and slow Jamie.

Jamie: Ok. Megas fly into the enterance *Megas flies and enters the fortress and we see guards that look similar at the ones of “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines” and Megas moves very slowly* Ok...time to have a little fun. Megas snap that robot's neck quietly! *Megas does so the other robot stops and looks but Megas isn't there he left* Nice....I totally freaked him out!!!

Kiva: Let's see you take out the other one quietly.

Jamie: Ok. Megas...hmm...uh....fire a missile..*Megas does so* No wait!!! That's not what I. *The missile destroys part of the fortress and this gathers the others attention.

Kiva: Nice going Jamie! Now they know we are here!!! *Meanwhile in the operating room the klaxons go off*

Kang: What’s happening!?

Gero: We have intruders!!!

Kang: The guards can handle it! You continue the transfer.

Gero: Yes. *Gero slowly approaches Coop's head*

Coop: Gulp *Meanwhile we see many robots surround Megas*

Jamie: Dude....there are too many of them!

Kiva: Just keep your cool and take them down Jamie.

Jamie: Ok.....I can do this. *the guards starts to fire their machine guns at Megas but Jamie runs causing Megas to also run then Jamie kicks and this gives one of the guards a super kick that crushes the guard’s head* Nice!!!*Megas then moves to the other one and snaps his head breaking it off and grabs the body and throws it to the other guards destroying a couple of them* This is fun!!!

Kiva: Jamie look out!!! *A robot guard then fires at Megas but Jamie moves Megas and runs and makes some of those martial moves to avoid the blast and Megas then grabs one of them and grabs his machine gun and fires at the robot guards destroying them all, then Megas jumps to a wall a hits many robot guards and then he spins and grabs two of them and give them a headbutt many times*

Jamie: Oh yeah. I can so pilot Megas better than Coop.

Kiva: Don't get cocky just yet there are still more to deal with! *still Megas is fighting robot guards meanwhile Gero is preparing to cut Coop’s head*

Gero: Don't worry Coop. This won't hurt a bit.

Coop: *Evil Grin* You're right. This won't hurt a bit. *Coop uses his superior strength and breaks out of the bands like the Kingpin did in the six forgotten warriors arc in the Spider Man Cartoon*

Gero: What the!? *Coop then headbutts Gero and throws him into some stuff knocking him out*

Coop: Wow! That didn't even hurt at all!!! Now to get home and bring Megas back here to smash these chumps. *Grabs a pipe and leaves meanwhile we see both Jamie and Megas fight like Coop then more guards show up*

Warbot 1: You made have defeated us before but now we are in stronger armor. And we are huge.

Warbot 2: Now we will destroy your puny robot!!!

Jamie: Looks like these guys didn’t learn their lesson back on earth….Guess I'll have to give them the crash course!* Megas goes towards them but fire a wave of machine gun blast at Megas* Megas! Deflect the shots with your arm!!! *Megas deflects them with his arm and goes directly at them and Megas then jumps and kicks them and punches them hard then Warbot 1 using a spiked fist tries to punch Megas* MEGAS!!! DODGE IT!!! *Megas dodges it Matrix style then counters with a throwover* Good work!!! *The other warbot produces 2 blade arms and attacks Megas with them* Oh no you don't!!! *Jamie moves Megas to avoid the attacks meanwhile back in the lab we see Kang enter*

Kang: What happen here!!! *then Gero gets up*

Gero: Please forgive me Emperor! The earther broke free and took me out, I couldn't do anything against him he was too strong!!! Please forgive me. *On his knees* I beg of you!!!

Kang: Get up you idiot!!! Looks like I don’t have another alternative right?....I really didn't want to have to do this but it seems now I have no choice. Transfer me into the droid.

Gero: Are you sure about this?

Kang: Yes!!!

*Meanwhile we see Megas dodges every attack of the two mechs but Jamie's getting tired by all the fight*

Jamie: *tired* I don’t know how much longer I can last Kiva. I'm about to drop dead!!!

Kiva: Come on Jamie! You are doing great!! Just hang in there!! *2 robots then clobber Megas from behind* Well you were doing great.

Warbots: Let's finish this! *As they are about to destroy Megas

Jamie: MEGAS COUNTER ATTACK!!! *Megas then jumps very high and the Warbots crash into the wall destroying it and they are in the pilled of wreck concrete* Well that worked. Now let's find Coop *They continue their search for Coop but Coop spots them*

Coop: JAMIE!!! KIVA!!! OVER HERE!!! *They see Megas and they pick him up Coop is now back in control* How did you guys get here!?

Jamie: It was all me. I did everything. Well.....Kiva did help a little.

Kiva: I'm actually impressed at how Jamie handled himself against the robot guards. He did a good job.

Coop: Wow! Nice Jamie.

Jamie: Don't mention it. Now let's get out of here before I have to fight some more.

Coop: Sure thing! *Megas flies but then we see the 2 warbots grab Megas and slams him to the ground*

Jamie: What was that?

Kiva: The warbots they are still alive! Coop finish them off!!!

Coop: Don’t worry Kiva! You guys did enough for today, now it’s my turn WAAHHHH!!!!* Megas breaks the chains and goes towards at both warbots and rams them throwing them to different directions, Warbot 1 gets up but Megas picks him and gives a suplex and then throws him up in the air and launches many missiles at him and they hit in midair and he goes down to the ground, Warbot 2 tries to ambush Megas from the back but Megas then flies very high and falls towards to the ground so that Warbot 2 misses and then Megas gives him an eblow and Megas leaves him there, Warbot gets up and fires an energy blast at Megas but Megas then creates the cool energy Sword and hits the energy ball like a baseball and it hits Warbot 1 throwing him out of the fortress and he goes to the ground. He is destroyed. Meanwhile we see Gero putting the brain of Kang into the robot*

Gero: Yes!!! Now you are one with the robot!!! *Kang wakes up inside the robot*

Kang: Excellent! Now to destroy all!!!

*Meanwhile back at the battle we see Warbot 2 look down at his fallen comrade*

Warbot 2: Fallen Comrade! Give my your strength!!! *Warbot 2 then transforms into a gold warbot.

Coop: Please! Gold is so last year!!! *Then the golden warbot tries to hit Megas with a spiked fist but Megas cuts the fist in half* You are gonna have to do better than that pal!* Megas fires thousands of missiles at the Golden Warbot and they go to the ground and Megas then slam his body into the Warbot and now he’s pummeling him many times but the warbot throws Megas off of him. then from his chest produces a giant saw*

Kiva: Look out with that saw Coop! It can cut Megas in two!!!

Coop: Then maybe it wants a taste of it's own medicine!!! *Megas activates his two saws from its arms and they both battle and Megas slashes one of the arms off and the warbot looks at what Megas did then he tries to cut Megas but he avoids it, Megas then jumps to give the Warbot an Elbow Saw drop hitting to the ground and cutting the robot in two*

Jamie: Nice...*Does finger pose with Coop*

Kiva: Before we leave let's find Kang and stop him before he tries to take you again.

Kang: Oh that won't be neccessary! I'll come to you!! *Then we see a giant robot come towards Megas and punches Megas really knocking Megas down*

Coop: Still want my brain huh?

Kang: Not anymore! I have already found a suitable replacement! MYSELF!!! CHECK ME OUT!!! *Flexes*

Jamie: Whoa! That would been you Coop, a freak!

Kang: Yes but a freak with powers!!! *Kang fires a triple eye beam at Megas throwing him some part of the fortress and he’s on the ground* Do you see what you had to give up because of your stubborness? You could of been all powerful!!! You could of been a god!!

Coop: I have everything I need right here! *Megas hits his chest then Megas jumps and tries to kick Kang and we see Kang grab Megas's leg stopping Megas's attack and then Kang slams him on the ground and then tries to crush Megas with his foot but Megas rolls over and fires a fist hitting Kang and Megas turns his thrusters and rams Kang but then Kang activates some missiles in his shoulder and we see Megas gets hit by them and he’s starting to get up, then Kang jumps very high and Megas flies towards him until Kang gives Megas a super kick very hard that he goes directly to the ground*

Kang: I don't need your brain anymore! My is just perfect for this!!!

Coop: I'm still going to kick your butt!! *Megas then fires a beam from his finger Blasting Kang out of the Fortress and onto the planet itself, Megas looks from a window and jumps and gives Kang an Elbowdrop then pins Kang and pummels him but Kang fires a blast at Megas from it's chest throwing him off of him*

Kiva: Megas lost power! Stop clowning around and destroy him!!!

Jamie: Yeah or else will be dead soon!

Coop: Lets see if he likes this!* Megas activates shoulder sytches and produces 2 blades from his shoulders and combines them into the double bladed sytche Red uses in "Mega Man X7" and Megas tries to slash Kang with it but Kang creates a Red Giant Sword and hits the sycthe Megas then tries to slash him again but then Kang cuts the blade in half and Megas puts them back on his shoulders*

Kang: You cannot defeat me! You are nothing but a fat human who can't even dodge my attacks!

Jamie: And that's a bad thing....well except for the dodging the attack part.

Coop: Ok you metallic chump! First you kidnap me, and then you wanted my brain so you can put it into that giant scrap of junk you call a robot and then you destroy me after I don't! I'll show you that im the best pilot ever WAAAHHH!!!* Megas goes super fast and tackles Kang and hits many towers from the city in the process then Megas grabs one of the towers and slams Kang with it but then Kang fires a triple eye beam blast and Megas too activates his eye laser blast and the both laser hits at each other but the third one hits Megas and Megas goes flying into a tower and it falls on Megas Kang then fires all is arsenal at Megas and Megas avoids it but then Kang ambushes Megas hitting him and falls to the ground and we see Kang Grab Megas by the head*

Kang: It’s the end for you!!!

Coop: YEAH RIGHT!!!*Coop hits many buttons and we see Megas flies and we see a big cannon and some mirrors*

Jamie:*raises eyebrow* Er...I never see Megas do that before.

Kiva: I'm pretty absolutly, and totally sure I didn't put this in Megas.

Coop: Nope...but my girlfriend did. Anniversary Present.

Kang: What are you doing!?

Coop:You'll see!!! *Coop hits the button and fires the cannon and we see the mirrors deflected the blast to make a bigger blast directly at Kang*

Kang: No way!!!!* We see Kang gets hit by the blast and goes directly at the core of the planet and we see a big explosion and the planet it’s getting destroyed by the blast*

Kiva: Coop you just destroyed the core of this planet! We have to get out here immediately!!!

Coop: Im on it!* Megas goes very fast to escape and we see the planet blows and we see it disappears* That was close!

Jamie: That's another planet you destroyed Coop. You just might make a universal record.

Coop Sometimes I think the universe just waits for me to get destructive

Kiva: Well now that that's out of the way. Let's go home.

Coop: Hey yeah! So that you can taste my Weenie Deluxe Supreme!*Coop does the finger pose with Jamie and Kiva its not to excited about the food and we see Megas is directly at earth*

End of credits: We see Kang and Gero land on some planet *Meaning they must of escaped and Gero put his brain back into Kang as Kang has stitiches and* And we see Megas 2 there. Kang demands Jenna's brain but she grins and attacks their ship blowing it up.

The end.

Xerroo

09-06-2005, 07:15 PM

They "Almost" Took Coop's brain is finished.

Notes.

1: Villians: Kang
2: The Destructo Droid looks like the kendo Mantis Droid.
3: Coop breaking out of the bonds is similar to what Kingpin did in the Six Forgotten warriors arc of Spider Man the animated series.
4: The Omegacue returns from "Grill Power" As well as the Shoulder Sytche from "The Collector" The Psychie Link Control from "Terror Firmer"
5: It seems that Coop's Anniversary gift from Jenna was a new modification to Megas using Mirrors
6: 2nd time Jamie piloted Megas using the Psychic control link.

King_of_doom

09-06-2005, 07:30 PM

Nice! I kind forgot that one from the Kingpin, cool work.

Xerroo

09-06-2005, 08:39 PM

Another episode for j00!!!

Snowday.

*The episode begins in outerspace, we see a giant Ice Meteorite flying through space, we see it pass many planets, rocks, astroids, and other things, then we see a bunch of debris and wreckage and a rock that has a sign saying "Wreckage from the last enemy Coop destroyed" The Meteorite hites the wreckage and this throws the meteorite off course, instead of continously flying in space forever it now heads towards Earth. As it enters the atmosphere we see it begin to burn up and melt since it's made of ice, it gets smaller, smaller and smaller untill it's now 3 giant rocks, they all head towards the same area and they crash land in the woods of Jersey Forest which is north of Jersey City. The 3 rocks begin to move and they are actually giant ice monsters. One of them looks around and lets out a huge roar. The others look at him and they begin to speak in their alien language. They are saying that this planet is a perfect place to live, the only thing is that needs to be colder. So they start to freeze all the trees and wildlife in the area and turn it into solid ice, they then continue to walk in the woods and continue to freeze stuff like the mountians and trees and things, they are also headed towards Jersey City.*

*Title Theme Plays*

Snowday

*We are now in Jersey City and it's winter, and we see snow everywhere and people are shoveling snow, and kids are playing in the snow, and everyone is having fun or working in the snow, we then see heavy traffic in the city and stuff*

Man: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Move it! I don't got all day!!! *Turns on the car radio*

Radio: *Voice actor is Carlos Alazraqui* Well kiddies I hope you have your snow shoes and sleghs ready because today is gonna be a winter wonderland out there in Jersey City! Nothing but Snow, Snow and more snow. Schools are closed, and that means you can go out side and build a snowman or have a snowball fight or even make snow angels!!! *As he talks we see kids building a snowman, a little girl making a snow angel, and 2 other boys having a snow fight*

Man: Oh great....I'm gonna be stuck here all day. *We then pan the city as it's snowing then we go to Jersey City Park and we see 2 giant forts that seem to be created by a giant robot of some kind. On top of the left fort we see Skippy and Little Tommy looking at the other fort through binoculars they pan left and right and they see something*

Skippy: This is private Skippy and Private Tommy reporting from lookout sir!

Coop: What do you have to report privates?

Tommy: The enemy opposition is preparing to fire upon our fort sir! They are loading up their catapults and snow slingshots sir!

Coop: Understood. So they think they can throw the first snowball at us eh? Well I'll show them. Commander Jamie! What is the status of our weapons!

Jamie: *Putting snow balls into the catapaults* Locked and loaded sir!

Coop: Good....I like to see them try and get us....

*Meanwhile at the other fort we see Stephanie looking onward as Racheal and Kiva continue to load up ammo for their snow balls although Kiva doesn't seem too thrilled about it*

Stephanie: Private Stephanie reporting with an update! The oppostion is preparing to fire at us!

Jenna: I see....Racheal! Kiva! How are our weapons doing.

Rachel: All weapons are loaded maam!

Kiva: Can I just ask a question?

Jenna: Sure. Go ahead private Kiva!

Kiva: Why am I even playing this stupid game with you guys! We should be planning an attack on the Glorft or trainning instead of this! The glorft can't stand the cold so they are at their weakest!!!

Jenna: Not again....Kiva! We only get like 2 snow days out of the whole year. 3 if we are lucky and my sister wants to spend it with us. Just make the most of it and enjoy yourself. I'm sure the Glorft are doing the same too.

Kiva: Sorry but it's just I'm not thrilled with this. I'm cold and freezing!

Stephanie: So are we but you don't see us complainning!

Racheal: Yeah lighten up.

Kiva: I would "Lighten up" if we were doing something more important like fixing Megas or seeing what the Glorft are up too.

*As they continue to argue we see Skippy and Tommy spy on them more.*

Skippy: General Coop sir! The enemy seems to be having some sort of problem among their ranks!

Coop: I see....so the cold weather has gotten to them eh? This is the perfect time to strike! *Holds arm up* Ready! Aim! *Jamie, Skippy, and Tommy pull back and prepare slingshots and catapults for launch*

*Back at the other place*

Stephanie: Uh guys....*Kiva and Jenna are still arguing some more* Guys.....

Coop: FIRE!!!!! *They fire upon the enemy*

Jamie: YEAH!!! ROCK ON!!!

Stephanie: Incoming fire!!!! *Everyone looks up and they get pelted with snow balls*

Jenna: Re *Is pelted omf! turn fire!!!! *Is hit again*

*They fire back on the guys*

Tommy: They are returing fire on us!!!

Coop: Fire the counter snow balls!!!

Jamie: Yes sir!!! *Jamie fires the counter snowballs and they cancell out their snowballs*

Coop: All right! Now let's go claim their fort!!!

*They all leave the fort and storm the other fort and knock off their flag*

Coop: Hahahah!!! Looks like we won!!!

Jenna: *Hits Coop with a snowball* You guys only got lucky! We had some problems with one of our ranks! *Looks at Kiva*

Jamie: We told you Kiva wouldn't want to play.

Skippy: Man this is fun. Thanks for spending the snow day with us guys.

Coop: *Pets Skippy* No problem! Ahh....I remember when we had snow days. I would always get up and listen to the radio. Then go out with my slegh and ride down the hills in the park.

Jenna: Me and Coop use to make a snow igloo during those days and go in there and just talk about stuff.

Jamie: I bet you 2 even made out in there right?

Coop: No we weren't going out then. We were just friends back then. *Looks at Jenna* But you did give me an idea Jamie. *Smiles*

Stephanie: Aww that's so romantic don't you think Skippy?

Skippy: Uh yeah whatever.

Coop: Hey I say we all go back to my place for hot coco!!! *Everyone cheers and Little Tommy walks away dejected* Hey you too pal!!!

Tommy: Really? Thanks!

*They all go into different robots and leave for home, meanwhile at the park we see the 3 giant ice monsters look about and one of them tells the other 2 to start freezing up the place with solid ice and they do so they then go into the city and begin freezing everything people start running for their lives and they freeze the people, and stuff, then they see a POP TV Building and freeze it also. They also freeze the roads and the man driving swerves*

Man: Hey what the!? *Crashes* Oh man!!! I'm getting out of here! *Gets out of the car and runs away but one of the ice monsters freezes them also, they continue to go on their rampage throughout the city*

*Meanwhile back at Coop's house everyone is in the basement, Coop and Jenna are snuggling in a blanket drinking hot coco being warm and cozy, Skippy, and Tommy are playing video games and Stephanie's watching. Jamie and Racheal are just chilling behind the Couch and Kiva is sitting down and she has a cold*

Kiva: *Sneezes* Great....now I'm sick.

Jamie: Hey you didn't have to play with us you know.

Kiva: Well Coop said that the girls needed another player so I volen...len...*Sneezes* decied to play.

Coop: Look Kiva. I'll make it up to you one day. The next time you won't have to play if you don't want to.

Kiva: Well it's too late for that *Sneezes* Now Coop. I'm sick!!!

Jenna: *Snuggles up to Coop* Oh coop your body is so warm. *Sips coco*

Coop: Yours too. *Kisses her* I don't want to move at all. *They semi fall asleep leaning on each other*

Racheal: *Drinks coco* Hey this stuff is good. Who made it.

Jamie: Coop just got it from the food Particlizer.

Kiva: *Checks her scanner* Huh? *Sneezes* Guys. I picking up some unusual activity outside of Jer...*Sneezes* sey city.

Skippy: Huh?

Kiva: Something is out there. I think we should go check it *Sneezes* out.

Coop: Kiva you are in no shape to go anywhere. We'll go check it out. If we need you we'll contact you.

Kiva: I'm co..co..*Sneezes and falls back down* Ugh.....

Jenna: *Puts the blanket over kiva* Here you stay here and get rest. You need it. Steph. Can you stay with Kiva and keep her company.

Stephanie: Sure thing.

Jenna: Thanks. All right guys let's go.

*They get up and leave and stuff*

Stephanie: So uh....what do you want to do?

*We now see Gigas, Megas, and Meags 2 walk around and they are looking for something*

Coop: Hmm...doesn't seem to be anything out here.

Jamie: Uh guys.....I think you better take a look at this!

*They all look at Jersey City that is now completely frozen in ice.*

Jenna: What on earth happened here.

Racheal: It looks like everything is frozen over....

*Gigas then taps the POP TV Building and it crumbles*

Skippy: Whoops.

Jenna: Any idea on what could of caused this?

Coop: No but I think what we should do is thaw the city out.

Jenna: Good idea. Everyone activate your thermal heaters! Let's melt the ice off the city!

*Megas, Gigas, and Megas 2 do so and they walk around starting to melt the ice off of the city, however the ice monsters see this and they let out a roar and start to head to their direction, they continue to thaw out the city until one of the monsters punches Megas knocking it down, then the other 2 punch down Gigas and Megas 2*

Jamie: Guys....WE GOT COMPANY!!!

*The leader ice monster lets out a huge roar*

Coop: What are those things!

Tommy: Cooooolll....

Skippy: No it's not cool! Those must be the guys who caused this!!!

*The 3 monsters roar at the 3 mechs*

Coop: They don't seem to friendly.

*One of them fires an ice beam at Megas and tries to freeze Megas but Megas jumps out of the way*

Coop: Hey what are you doing!?

Jenna: I don't think they were too happy melting the ice off the city.

Coop: So what!? It's our city and these walking snowmen try to freeze it up!

Skippy: Yeah why don't we show these guys not to mess with us.

Coop: My thoughts exactly.

*The 3 ice monsters get into a football like position and prepare to attack the mechs*

Coop: 3 of them! 3 of us. I'll take the one of the left.

Jenna: Then I'll take the right one. Skippy that leaves you with the middile.

Skippy: Fine by me!!!

*The Ice monsters run at the mechs and the mechs prepare to battle, Megas grapples with Ice Monster 1, then punches him in the chest, then kicks him in the face knocking him down, then Megas gives him an elbowdrop. The monster then gets back up and fires ice spears at Megas but Megas grabs one and breaks it in 2, another one then hits Megas and Megas goes down, meanwhile Megas 2 is giving another ice monster a headlock as well as punching him in the head multiple times*

Jenna: YOU BETTER LEAVE OUR CITY ALONE OR ELSE!!!!

*The Ice Monster then throws Megas 2 off of him then he starts punching Megas 2 in the chest many times and finishes off with a kick. The monster then roars some more*

Racheal: Looks like it's the or else part.

Jenna: Maybe I'll just need to turn up the heat!!! *Megas 2 gets back up and fires a flame thrower at the ice monster but it does nothing* Wha!? That should of melted him! *The Ice Monster grins evily and then punches Megas 2 knocking it down, as for Gigas, Gigas grapples with the third Ice Monster and Gigas manages to pick up the monster and throw him down, then Gigas fires an energy blast at the monster but the monster creates an ice shield protecting him self. This gives Gigas an oppotunity to Ram the ice monster and he does so, then he fires a shot at the ice monster breaking a hole in his stomach*

Tommy: Nice job Skippy! That had to hurt him!

*The Ice monster then creates more ice around his stomach to fix himself then it cracks it's knuckles at Skippy*

Skippy: Er....any other ideas?

*The Monster then gives Gigas an uppercut, meanwhile back at Coop's house we see Kiva sitting down with a blanket wrapped around her, Stephanie is looking outside seeing the mechs fight the monsters*

Kiva: Stephanie...wha...wha *Sneezes* What's going on out there!?

Stephanie: It seems the gang is fighting a bunch of ice monsters or something. And the city is completely frozen in ice.

Kiva: *Tries to get up* I have to go help them. *She's too weak and she sits back down* Ugh....stupid *Sneezes* Cold!!

Stephanie: You can't do anything right now. Here. Have some warm chicken noodle soup. *Gives some to Kiva and she drinks it*

Kiva: Thanks Stephanie....*Sneezes again* Hey...maybe you can help me afterall.

Stephanie: Like what?

Kiva: Go into *Sneezes* The city and scan those monsters....maybe I can then tell Coop wha *Sneezes again* To do.....

Stephanie: You sure? You'll be ok here by yourself?

Kiva: I'll be...be...be *Sneezes* Fine.

Stephanie: Ok. I'll be right back. *She goes upstairs and goes outside and takes a bike from Coop's garage and rides into the city*

*Meanwhile we see Megas fall down on a building and an ice monster then starts to freeze Megas encasing it in ice*

Jamie: C-c-c-c-oop! Put on the heat!!!

Coop: Sure thing! *Megas gets hot and the ice melts, then Megas gives the ice monster a swift punch* You are gonna have to do alot better than that if you want to put Megas on ice!!!

*The Ice monster tries again but Megas jumps out of the way and gives the monster a diving headbutt, then Megas fires 2 missiles at the monster and hits him, he breaks apart*

Coop: Yeah! How you like that! *The Monster then reforms himself and lets out a roar, then he creates a giant ice sword* A swordfight you want eh? Fine by me! *Megas then creates his own energy sword and they fight clashing their blades, meanwhile Gigas is firing a barrage of energy shots at another monster but the monster freezes himself and bulks up his armor, the Ice monster roars and pounds his chest, then Gigas fires it's harpoon and tries to put a hole through it but it just bounces off like nothing*

Skippy: Man these guys are hard! Coop any ideas?

Coop: I'm kinda busy at the moment! Ask Jenna!

Jenna: *Megas 2 is dodging a giant ice axe created by another ice monster* I'm busy also! Let's just try and stop them!!!

Jamie: COOP LOOK OUT!!! *The Ice Monster Coop was fighting gets close to slashing Megas but Megas did some flips to dodge*

Coop: Man these guys are tough! *As they continue fighting we see Stephanie ride in the city and she stops near where the mechs are fighting*

Stephanie: Oh man why can't this be easy!

Kiva: *Contacting her via the scanner* Steph...are you over *Sneezes there yet?

Stephanie: Yeah I'm here. What do I do now?

Kiva: *Sneezes twice* Just aim it at the ice monster and it should analyze it! It will take a while to download the information but once it's *Sneezes again* finished then you can *Sneezes again* come back! *Sneezes twice again*

Stephanie: Ok...

*She goes over and holds up the scanner, it locks on and starts to analyze, as the monster moves it says scan aborted, Stephanie realizes that she has to keep it locked onto the monster but since they are moving fast with both Megas and Gigas fighting them it's gonna be hard*

Stephanie: Ugh! Why can't you guys hold still!!!! *Moves around to get a lock, meanwhile we see Megas grapple with one of the ice monsters and so is Megas 2, both of them pick up their monsters and throw them at the other so they both hit each other*

Jenna: Ok Coop! Now for a little Tag Team Action!!!

Coop: Got it!!! *Megas grabs one of the monsters and puts it on his shoulders and Megas 2 jumps off a buidling and gives it a clothesline, then they pick the other monster up and they doulble team him by having Megas 2 hold it and Megas punch it repeadtedly until it's nothing but icecubes, Both megas and Megas 2 do the rock on pose, and Stephanie also manages to finally download and analyze what was needed to be analyzied*

Stephanie: Finnally I can leave. *She gets on her bike and rides back to Coop's house, meanwhile the monster reforms itself and roars again*

Jamie: Man they just won't go down!!!! Do something Coop or they are gonna put the Earth in another Ice Age!!!

Coop: All right chump you asked for it! *Megas and the ice monster grapple some more and Megas then fires a heat blast at the monster but it won't melt*

Jamie: Dude it's not melting!!!

Coop: Maybe I have to turn up the heat! *Puts it on full power but it still won't melt, meanwhile Megas 2 is fighting with an ice monster who creates a giant halbred out of ice, it twirls it around and tries to strike Megas 2 with it but Megas 2 catches it and breaks the halbred into pieces, this causes the monster to create another one, the Ice Monster jumps and tries to slash Megas 2 with the halbred but Megas 2 catches it then the Ice monster tries to cheap shot Megas 2 by freezing it with ice but Megas 2 throws the halbred causing the ice monster to be thrown into a building and it crumbles. Then Megas 2 does an elbow drop*

Racheal: You think it's dead yet?

Jenna: If it's not then I'll be ready for him. *Opens up to fire a ton of missiles at the ice monster, and sure enough the ice monster reforms and roars again so Jenna fires a wave of missiles at the monster* WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!1 *The monster goes to pieces* That should be the end of him.

*The monster reforms again*

Racheal: Or not....*The monster punches Megas 2 knocking it down*

*Meanwhile Gigas is fighting another ice monster who used the cold around him to make his fists super huge, he tries to punch Gigas but Gigas jumps over him and tries to take him down*

Skippy: Man!!! He's too heavy!!!

Tommy: Maybe try melting some of the ice around him!!!

Skippy: It won't work!!! *Gigas still struggles but then the Ice monster grabs Gigas and throws him off then the ice monster tries to rip open Gigas but Gigas fires a super heat blast at the monster* WAAAAHHH!!!!!

Tommy: Did we stop him!

Skippy: I dont' know....*They approach the ice monster but it gets up and fires a blizzard at Gigas* I can't see!!!! *The Monster then runs at Gigas and uppercuts him and he goes flying*

*Megas on the other hand is having problems with his opponent, the ice monster continues to punch and kick Megas then he fires some ice spears at Megas but Megas avoids them only to get attacked from behind*

Jamie: Man they aren't letting up!!!!

Coop: Ok so melting them won't work, when they get smashed they'll only reform again, so what else is there!?

*Meanwhile Stephanie rides back to Coop's house, she goes downstairs*

Stephanie: Kiva! I have the analyzation for you!

Kiva: Good. *Sneezes* Give it to me. *She gives it to Kiva* Ok now let me see just *Sneezes again* they are dealing with......*Sneezes again* Ok....Cryojoks. But why would they be here on Earth? They have no reason to be on Earth...*Sneezes loudly* I better contact Coop!

*Meanwhile back in Jersey City we see all 3 mechs getting pummelled by the cryojoks*

Jenna: I don't think our mechs are gonna hold up much longer if this keeps up!

Skippy: We tried everything but they won't die!!!

Coop: Man maybe we should of brought Kiva with us. She would of known what to do.

Kiva: *Contacting Megas* Coop! Can you *Sneezes* hear me!

Coop: What is it Kiva! I'm kinda busy trying to fight off a bunch of space icemen!

Jamie: Yeah and getting our butts kicked!!!

Kiva: That's what I'm calling you about! Those things are cryojoks from the planet cryon. *As she talks Megas, Megas 2, and Gigas get back up and continue fighting but they still get their butts kicked in random ways* They have the power of manipulating Ice and they can't die until you remove the cold source!!

Coop: You getting this Jen, Skippy?

Jenna: Yeah I heard it. So I guess we are gonna have to melt all this snow then.

Skippy: No don't! Then I'll have to go back to school tomorrow.

Racheal: Uh isn't tomorrow Saturday?

Skippy: Oh yeah.

Kiva: Hold on guys. *Sneezes* Before you you *Sneezes again* Do anything rash, you should find out exactly why they are here. They are normally docile creatures. Something must of brought them here.

Coop: *As he's struggling with the ice monster* Uh....I don't exactly speak giant alien monster.

Kiva: Then use the new translator I installed.

Coop: You installed a translator in Megas?

Kiva: Yeah! *Sneezes* Push the yellow button!!!

Coop: Ok...*Does so and a headset appears over Coop and he puts it on, he then breaks away from the ice monsters and all 3 monsters are approaching the mechs*

Jamie: Coop say something before they kill us!!!

Coop: HEY YOU GUYS!!! STOP ATTACKING US!!!

*The aliens then stop and realize they can understand what Coop is saying, the middle 1 walks foward and tells the other 2 to stay back*

Jamie: Looks like he wants to talk to us Coop.

Jenna: You want us to fight him Coop?

Coop: No you guys stay back...

Alien: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* We are Cryojoks from the planet Cryon. We are beings who live on cold and snow. Our planet was once our home.....but it then got destroyed somehow by unknown forces.

*Everyone stares at Coop*

Coop: Ok guys this time I wasn't me.

Alien: We traveled the galaxy looking for another planet for me and my brothers to live. Your planet was cold but not suitable enough for us to live so we needed to freeze the place up.

Coop: Yeah look pal. I don't know what you're thinking coming to my planet, freezing up Jersey City, and trying to smash up our robots!

Alien: I am sorry.....We never meant to cause harm.

Jenna: You caused alot more than you know. *Points to the City*

Alien: Forgive me.....It was just that we were so excited in finding a new home. We shall leave....*As they walk away*

Coop: Hold it! Perhaps maybe we could help you out. You know, find you another planet to stay.

Alien: We appreciate the help but we have done too much damage to your city.

Skippy: Aww don't worry about it. My cousin wrecks the city on a daily basis!

Coop: Hmmm....

Jamie: What's up Coop?

Coop: I got just the place. Grab on to us!

*The Ice monsters grab on to each mech and they start to fly away, we are now in antartica and we see a penguin waddling and he sees Megas and runs into a pool of water, they all land*

Coop: Well what do you think!?

Alien: Hmm...it's cold....this is perfect!

Jamie: You 3 get this whole entire continent to yourselfs!

Alien: This is perfect. Thank you. Come brothers let us frolic in the frozen tundra. *They all walk away*

Jenna: Now that that's over let's go back home.

Coop: Sure thing. I'll race you! *Megas speeds away*

Skippy: Oh yeah I'm gonna beat you both! *They all fly away back to Jersey, Back in Coop's basement we see everything as it were*

Kiva: I'm glad you guys managed *Sneezes* to take care of things without me.

Jenna: Yeah. We saved the city, the city is thawed, and everything is back to normal. *Snuggles up to Coop*

Jamie: So Coop....about that igloo thing? Did you guys make it yet?

Coop: Yeah it's out back. Why.

Jamie: Nice....Hey Racheal....how about you and me go upstairs to do some loving eskimo style.

Racheal: Not up to that point yet in our relationship.

Jamie: Aww come on!!!

Racheal: Maybe in a year or so...we'll see...

*Everyone laughs at Jamie*

End Credits: *The Cryojoks are walking and they see Santa's workshop they approach and the elves get ready to battle but then they do the rock on pose to let them know that they are good with Coop*

The end.

Xerroo

09-07-2005, 06:38 PM

Snow day is done.

Notes:

1: Villians: Cryojoks
2: The Giant Meteorite looked very similar to the one that crashed in Shinzo the anime
3: The cryojocks are made out of ice completely.
4: It was winter in this episode.
5: Kiva gets a cold in this episode.
6: It seems Jamie's and Racheal's relationship have not developed as far as Coop and Jenna's has.
7: First time Megas, Megas 2, and Gigas fight in an episode.

King_of_doom

09-07-2005, 09:01 PM

Not bad! to bad for Kiva having her first cold into the past, nice work.

by the way the Tag Team episode its done.

Now im making An American Gear Head in London and this how its goanna be:

the guys have won tickets to see Rockfest kind of like Ozzfest,meanwhile the general of area 50 goes to London to see the new prototypes are and there similar at the Evas from Evangelion.

Xerroo

09-08-2005, 04:59 PM

Commericial things.

You know how sometimes they do those promos with the characters before they be right back or return to the show well here are a few that could be if more episodes were made using my ideas.

1: Coop walking up to a punching bag and cracks his knuckles and he punches it multiple times, it has Gorrath's face on it.

2: A pan of both Megas and Megas 2

3: Coop lifting up weights.

Jamie: Add 50 more pounds dude?

Coop: Nah I'm good. *Continues lifting weights*

4: Megas on top of a cliffside and the car is rocking up and down we also hear laughing in the car.

5: Racheal sunbathing ontop of Megas 2

Jenna: *Off screen* Racheal pass me down a wrench! Racheal? What are you doing!? Come on! I need that wrench!!!

6: A pan of Megas 2

7: We see Jenna leaning on Coop and Coop rubs her head as they sit on Megas

8: We see the Speedy Mart and we hear explosions in the background

9: Jamie on his cellphone talking to Racheal

Jamie: Come on Racheal! Just one date! Why not!? Don't hang u- *Dial tone* Aww man..

Coop: Rejected you again eh?

Jamie: Yeah...

10: Racheal and Jenna in Megas 2

Racheal: Jenna! There's a spot!

*Megas 2 stops*

Racheal: Nice....

Xerroo

09-09-2005, 09:38 PM

An American Gearhead in London

*The episode begins in Jersey City and we are in Jenna's house, we see the radio playing a song and Racheal is rocking out to it, she also has her Metal Maiden shirt on Jenna is just chilling on the couch as she's watching Racheal rock on hard*

Radio DJ: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* And that was Metal Maiden with their newest song....Angst be to god! Now I hope you hard rockers have been listening thus far because in a few minutes I'm gonna announce the winner of this years "Take Me to London Metal Maiden Contest!!!" As you know the winner will get to go to London and go to Metalfest hosted by Metal Maiden!! We'll announce the winner after these commercial messages!!! *Cue in Elevator music*

Racheal: I so have to win this Jenna! You have no idea what I went through entering this contest!

Jenna: Gee you like sent about over 5000 entry forms to the radio station. I think I have a pretty good idea how badly you want to win this contest.

Racheal: Just think Jen! If I win I'll get to go see Metal Maiden in London!!! They are like the only girl band I can relate too!!! I just have to win this!

Jenna: Relax...we can always take Megas and go to London even if you do lose. It's no big deal.

Racheal: Still. I really want to win this! *Elevator music ends*

DJ: Ok folks it's now the moment you have been waiting for!!! It's time to announce the winner of the contest!

Racheal: Oh this is it!!! Cross your fingers Jenna!!!

DJ: And the winner of the contest is....

Racheal: Please be me, please be me, please be me...

DJ: RACHEAL HARRISON!!! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE "TAKE ME TO LONDON METAL MAIDEN CONTEST!!! CONGRATS! YOU WILL BE GOING TO LONDON TO MEET METAL MAIDEN!!!

Racheal: *Screams like Debbie Thronberry does* I WON JENNA I WON!!! WE ARE GOING TO LONDON!!! WOOO!!!

Jenna: Congrats Racheal.

Racheal: Oh my god we have so much do to! I have to get a whole new wardrobe, and work on my English and...

Jenna: But you already speak English...

Racheal: Oh yeah....anyways I have to get Jamie to come along and you can bring Coop. Just the 4 of us!! Come one let's go!!! We don't have time to waste!

Jenna: All right I'm coming...sheesh. *She goes upsteairs, meanwhile in London and we see the General of area 50 and he’s now entering into a secret base in London which is an abandoned airport and we watch they have the latest technology like in the James Bond movies and we see him with a scientist*

Dr. Spydre: *Voice actor is John Stocker* Ah General! I can only assume you have come here to check the progress on our latest weapons!

General: Actually I have come here to talk to you about them....you see we have to shut them down.

Dr. Spydre: What do you mean?

General: Well after the failures of the RECR, and the Mecha Gear. I'm afraid we can't allow production of anymore super weapons. They are a danger to society and they all must be shut down.

Dr. Spydre: You can't!!! You have no idea how many sacrifices we made for this! All the money, the casualties, and everything we put into this!! You can't just shut us down!!

General: I'm afraid I have no choice Dr.Spydre. For the good of humanity they must be slagged.

Dr. Spydre: No....I won't allow it! I've come too far to be stopped now!

General: I'm sorry....Look on the bright side. At least you can go home now to your wife and child.

Dr. Spydre: *Starts to laugh insanely* Wife? My wife left be because I was so afixiated on this project! And my kid died from an illness because I wasn't there to help him through it! This was the only thing I had left going for me! And you think you can just take it away!? WAHAHAHAHAH!!!! NO!!! THESE ARE MY CHILDREN NOW!!! *He turns on the lights and we see two mechs that are similar at “Eva01 and Eva02 from Evangelion”* I won't let you hurt my children!!!

General: You've gone mad!!! I demand you go home and get rest!!!

Dr.Spydre: Sorry but I'm not going anywhere! *The two mechs activate and aim at the General* I suggest you leave now before I have my children destroy you!!!

General: I can't do that!

Dr.Spydre: Fine them.....DESTROY HIM!!! *They fire upon the General with machine guns blasts and missles but the General jumps into his Jeep and rides away* That's it!!! RUN AWAY!!! COWARD!!! YES!!! Now with my children complete I will have the power needed to rule the world!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

*Title theme plays*

An American Gear Head in London

*We see both Megas flying and there going to London*

Jamie: Dude I can’t believe you won those tickets to go to the Metal Maiden Concert!!

Racheal: Yeah. It only took me about a few entries to win.

Jenna: More like 5000 entries.

Coop: You know....I've always wanted to go to London. It could be alot of fun.

Jenna: Too bad Kiva didn't want to come. Oh well. I guess that means while Jamie and Racheal go on tour with Metal Maiden me and Coop could do something romantic. *Sweet voice* Isn't that right sweetie.

Coop: Heheheh....I'm game!!!

Jamie: Hey thanks for inviting us again Racheal. I really appreciate it.

Racheal: No problem. Besides you are the only other person I know who likes Metal Maiden.

Coop: How much further till we are there.

Jenna: Not much now guys. We should be there shortly.

Racheal: I see it! There it is!!! *They approach London and land in a city* Not bad....so now what do we do?

Jenna: Well I guess we check into our hotel and then tomorrow you guys go meet Metal Maiden and we'll just hang.

Coop: There's the hotel. I'll go check us in. Afterwards we could get some rest.

Jamie: Yeah I'm sleepy. We need to get our sleep for the event tomorrow. Same sleeping arrangements?

Coop: Yeah.

*Later that night*

*We see Jamie and Racheal again open wide awake as you who is doing you know what in the other room*

Jamie: Ok Racheal....just for the record....the next time we go to a hotel. I'll sleep with Coop and you can sleep with Jenna.

Racheal: Agreed.

*As we hear laughing in the other room*

Jamie: *Banging on the wall* HEY CUT IT OUT YOU TWO! THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE FOR THAT AND IT'S NOT HERE!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET TO SLEEP!!!!

*The laughing still continues*

Racheal: I guess it didn't stop it huh?

Jamie: Nope.....

Racheal: Let's go to sleep in the lobby.

Jamie: Good idea.

*They leave and go to the lobby, the next morning we see both of them asleep in the lobby and Coop and Jenna walks up to them.

Coop: Hey what’s up Jamie!? Looks like you didn’t get any sleep last night.

Jamie: Oh gee....maybe it could of been due to the fact that YOU AND JENNA WERE DOING YOU KNOW WHAT IN YOUR ROOM!!!

Jenna: Were we really that loud?

Jamie: Yeah...didn't you hear me telling you stop in there?

Coop: Sorry I guess we weren't paying attention.

Racheal: Well me and Jamie are gonna head out and meet up with Metal Maiden. I guess you'll meet up with us at the concert?

Coop: Sure thing. Come Jen. Let's go get something to eat.

Jenna: Sure. Let's try the Burger Barn here in London. I hear they put in secret sauce.

*They leave and stuff, meanwhile back in the abandoned lab*

Dr.Spyrde: My children.....do no worry anymore my children. Daddy is going to take good care of you now. They takes you away from us! Those nasty humanses! But we are better than they are!!! Together we shall rule the world!!!

*BAck outside we see the army surround the lab*

Colonel: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* I came as fast as I could sir! What's going on General?

General: Unfortunatly Dr.Spydre has gone insane and has locked himself in the lab with his weapons. I fear what he may try to do next.

Colonel: I think it would be wise if we just blast it open and destroy the weapons. They are to dangerous for society!

General: It seems we really don't have any other choice but to attack. *Via Megaphone* DR.SPYDRE!!! THIS IS THE US ARMY! WE DEMAND THAT YOU SURRENDER YOURSELF NOW OR ELSE! WE CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO PURSUE YOUR INSANE PLAN OF DESIRE! YOU ARE PLAYING WITH DANGEROUS WEAPONS!!!

Dr.Spydre: Hmm...so they think they can take you away eh? Well I change all that! I'll show them all just how powerful I have become!!!

General: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING DR.SPYDRE! SURRENDER OR WE WILL DESTROY THE LAB COMPLETELY WITH YOU IN IT!!!

*All of a sudden major explosions rock the place and out come to 2 giant robots*

Colonel: What on Earth?

General: Oh no....he's going to attack us!!!

Dr.Spydre: Welcome back General! And I see you brought the army with you! Good! You can all die together!

General: Don't do this Dr.Spydre! You don't want to do this! It's not worth it!

Dr.Spydre: Not worth it!? After all you took away from me!? It's so totally worth it! I DESERVE RETRUBUTION AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!

General: Calm down Dr. I'm sure we can work things out.

DR.Spydre: Oh really!? Why should I listen to you!? I have the power! You have nothing!

Colonel: The guy totally lost it! I say we fire on him now!

General: No...I'm not going to kill another life. Not like this.

Dr.Spydre: Oh then allow me to do it for you!!!! MY CHILDREN! DESTROY THE INGREATFUL FOOLS WHO WANTED TO SHUT YOU DOWN!!! *The 2 mechs begin firing upon the tanks and jeeps and areal jets in the air, the army fights back but the mechs fire homing missiles and blow up everything in the area* DO YOU SEE NOW WHAT YOU HAVE LOST!? YOU COULD OF HAD TOTAL CONTROL OF THE WORLD!!!

General: *Via communicator* Send in all reserves! We have a major crisis on our hands!!!!

*More people come and try to fight off the 2 giant mechs but they also get destoryed, they fire laser cannons and machine gun blasts and missiles and various other forms of weaponry*

Dr.Spydre: IS THAT THE BEST YOU FOOLS CAN DO!? I TOLD YOU MY CHILDREN WERE INVINCABLE!!! YOU CANNOT WIN!!!!!!

General: Is there anything that can stop this madman? *They continue to fight, meanwhile in another part of London we see Coop and Jenna eating at the Burger Barn*

Coop: These burgers are good. They should put this sauce in the ones at home.

Jenna: So Coop. How you think Jamie and Racheal are doing on their tour with Metal Maiden?

Coop: From what I heard they were having a blast. Anyways I guess we should get going. We have to meet up with them at the concert.

Jenna: Sure. Let's get going. *They get up from the chair and suddenly we see the foot of RQ-2 crush the restaurant and where Coop and Jenna were sitting, Coop and Jenna just look at the robots* I guess we'll have to put the Metal Maiden thing on hold for now Coop. We got robots to smash!!!*

Coop: Cool! I was actually looking forward to some robot bashing!

*They get into their respective Megas meanwhile we see the army chasing after him as he goes on a rampage*

Dr.Spydre: Yes my children! That's it! Crush the fools that oppose you! Show them your full potential!!! *Mech 1, begins smashing up the place and destroying buildings, Megas 2 is firing a flamethower and melting buildings, all of a sudden Megas and Megas 2 show up and start fighting the robots*

RQ-2:*Roars Like Metal Gear Ray*

Coop: Roar all you want chump because im going to rip that jaw of yours! WAAHHHH!!!!* Megas goes and attacks RQ-2 punching him many times but RQ-1 grabs Megas and throws him to some buildings*

Dr.Spydre: What is this!? *Checks via monitor* Another project of Area 50?

Coop: There are 2 of them? And what's with the guy on the robot. *To the guy* Hey pal! What's the deal messing up London!?

Dr.Spydre: I don't know who you think you are trying to stop me but I won't let you Area 50 Lapdogs destroy my robot.

Coop: *sighs* Not again....

Jenna: I guess you have some sort of history with Area 50.

Coop: Long story. *Megas extends his arms and charges a powerful Energy Wave blasting both of them far way until they fall into the ground* Well that was rather easy....what the!?*the two RQ are now running very fast towards Megas and they go give Megas an Aireal Kick but Megas 2 intervenses and fires a missile at both of them knocking them down, then they get back up and continue to grapple with both Megases meanwhile we see british men drinking tea watching the fight.

British1: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* I say! Now there is something you don't see everyday.

British2: *Voice actor is Benjimen Deskin* Indeed dear boy!

*Megas gets up and starts his thrusters and rams both of them and go to a buildings destroying them, Megas 2 grabs RQ-1 and gives him a Backbreaker then a Suplex Hold but RQ-1 then turn his head over Megas and fires an energy laser and Megas 2 lets go to him and RQ-2 grabs Megas 2 arms from the back and RQ-1 punches Megas 2 in the stomach*

Dr.Spydre: YES! SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS! DESTROY THESE FOOLS!!! *AS they continue to pummel Megas 2 the army shows up and watches*

General: What on Earth??

Colonel: Are those red and blue robots another weapon of Area 50?

General: I don't think so.....they seem to be fighting against those other mechs.

Colonel: Should we intervene?

General: Not yet...let's watch this.

Coop: Hey! YOU CHUMPS LEAVE MY GRILFRIEND ALONE!!!! WAAAHHH!!!!* Megas grabs RQ-1 and punches him then goes to RQ-2 and slams him all over London and he now throws him at RQ-1* It ain't nice double teaming a lady like that!

Dr.Spydre: How dare you try and stop me! I can't allow you to interfere with my plans!!! *The two open their mouths and launch Black Smoke and goes directly at Megas*

Coop: Oh come on smoke!? What are you goanna do? Fumigate us to death HAHAHA!!! *but we see the black smoke its disintegrating buildings, cars and other stuff thru his path and goes directly at Megas*

Jenna: Look out! *Pushes Megas out of the way and then Megas 2 flies away and avoides the smoke but then the two RQ are flying and there still throwing black smoke at Megas and Megas 2. Both Megas flyway so he can avoid the smoke meanwhile we see Racheal and Jamie chilling inside the metal maiden bus as it rides around town.

Jamie: Man...this has been awesome.

Racheal: I know! I still can't belive they gave me a spare gutair. This could jump start my carrer as a rock star!

Jamie: It's a shame Kiva's missing all this.

Racheal: So....what do you think Coop and Jenna are up to?

Jamie: Well knowing them? They could probably be eating somewhere or just relaxing in their room and....well you know....

Racheal: Yeah probably. *All of a sudden We see both Megas gets closer crashes near the bus and we see Coop and Jenna saying hi to Jamie and Racheal and then RQ-1 and RQ-2 attack Megas and Megas 2 respectivly and they throw them into some buildings* Or they could be fighting 2 super giant powerful super weapons.

Jamie: MAN! CAN'T WE JUST GO ON VACTAION ONCE WITHOUT HAVING TO FIGHT SOME KIND OF GIANT ROBOT OR ALIEN!?

Racheal: Don't worry about them Jamie. Let's just enjoy ourselves. *Gives Jamie a kiss on the cheek* Thanks for coming with me Jamie.

Jamie: Your welcome. *He kisses her back, meanwhile we Megas and Megas 2 getting pummel by the two RQ's but then both Megas fire back firing thousands of missiles and both RQ get blasted to the ground but then they open once again there mouths but now are charging a plasma blast and they fire it at Megas and goes to the ground.

Dr.Spydre: Give up fools? You cannot defeat the ultimate weapons!!! Just bow down to me and make me your master!!!!

Jenna: You are starting to piss me off!!! *Megas 2 goes ballisic and attacks both RQ knocking them out with punches.

Coop: Hey thanks Jen!

Jenna: *Megas 2 grabs RQ-2 and gives a Headbutt many times* No problem!

Dr.Spydre: Persistant little pests aren't you! Oh well I know how to stop pests like you! Exterminate them!!! *Both RQ's are charging up and about to fire at Megas 2*

Coop: Look out Jenna! *Megas grabs Megas 2 and they both avoide the blast. Then Megas goes back and punches RQ-1 really hard slamming him to a building then Megas 2 joins in the frey and tackles him and destroys the building and starts pummeling him that’s looks like his disfiguring him meanwhile the army is looking on*

General: It appears that the 2 twin robots are winning!

Colonel: Uh sir? Do you think that if they should win then will we have to stop them next?

General: I don't know if we can. Let's just watch for now and hope they come out on top.

*Megas gives RQ-2 a headlock and punches him in the head alot then he thows him to the ground and gives him a Submission Hold but RQ-2 counters and throws Megas off of him and we see a big explosion and we see Megas is in a big hole and gets up and still RQ-2 and turns his hands into a Machine Gun type arm and fires at Megas but Megas 2 jumps in and uses its shields to protect both of them but then RQ-2 pulverize his shield with stronger bullets and now he’s attacking Megas but Megas 2 grabs RQ-2 and twists it's arm RQ-1 on the other hand tries to charge at Megas but Megas avoides it and we see RQ-1 heading to PoqTV tower of London and RQ-1 goes right into it destroying the tower meanwhile we see Megas 2 picks up RQ-2 and spins him very fast and throws up at the air then Megas 2 fires a laser blasting RQ-2 into the ocean and Jenna looks onward*

Jenna: Well that takes care of him. I better see if Coop needs help.

Coop: Ok pal! You gonna stop causing trouble?

Dr.Spydre: Never! I won't let you take my children from me!

Coop: Oh yeah...I so totally see the family resemblence. *Megas 2 goes where Megas still fighting with RQ-1 and tries to grabs his weapon and with his leg kicks and hits it hard destroying it*

Dr.Spydre: NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Coop: Just gave your kid some tough love!

Dr.Spydre: No! Destroy him!!! *RQ-1 then launches once again his black smoke to Megas again*

Coop: Not again....*We see Coop press many buttons and Megas activates Freeze Cannon and freezes the smoke making go to pieces and then Megas turns his thrusters and goes directly at RQ-1 and punches him really hard and RQ-1 goes flying and goes directly at the ocean as well leaving Dr.Spydre alone on his flying platform thingy*

General: They defeated him!!!

Colonel: Now what do we do!?

Geneal: Surround the 2 robots!!!

*They army starts to head in and stuff, meanwhile we see Megas and Megas 2 surround Dr.Spydre*

Coop: It wasn't very nice of you leaving your toys out like that.

Jenna: Yeah someone could of gotten hurt!

Dr.Spydre: Wha? What are you going to do to me!?

Coop: I don't know....*All of a sudden the army surrounds both Megas's*

General: Halt! Stop where you are!?

*This gives Dr.Spydre the perfect oppotunity to escape from them*

Coop: What's up dude?

General: Identify yourself! Are you friend or foe?

Coop: Depends! Are you from Area 50 also?

General: I am it's general! Why do you ask.

Coop: Do you have any idea what I have been though with you guys!? First I fight a giant electricity eating robot in Vegas, then I fight this giant robot on Mars and now I'm fighting 2 more robots that some lunitic scientist created! I'm not exactly on a high note with you guys!

General: Please forgive us. We shall take care of Dr.Spydre from here.

Jenna: Uh Coop....where is Dr.Spydre anyway?

Coop: I just had him a minute ago.....*Checks his watch* Oh! We should be going to the Rock Concert now Jen! Let's go.

Jenna: Sure thing!!! *Both Megas power up and fly away*

General: Wait!!!! Darn it!!!

Colonel: So now what General?

General: Let's return to base and bring back the salvage operation team! We have 2 mechs to find under water. *They all leave, meanwhile we see Dr.Spydre looking on the water and he presses a button and then both mechs fly up*

Dr.Spydre: Don't worry children. Daddy is going to make you all better....heheheheh HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

*At Metal Maiden we see the gang rocking out with Jamie and Racheal who have front row seats to the concert*

Racheal: THIS IS TOTATLY AWESOME!!!

Jamie: Yeah I know!! Hey check it out. Looks like our friends are going the mosh pit!!!

Coop/Jenna: MOSH PIT!!!!*and we see them hit themselves and watch everyone do the mosh pit and Jamie’s surviving it*

Jamie: ERRRGGHHH!!! TOO HEAVY!!! *They continue passing them both back and then up to the front and land we see many people in pain XD*

Racheal: Was that really neccessary?

Coop: Yes.....Yes it was.

*Metal Maiden finish singing and everyone cheers them on*

Singer: *Voice actor is Tara Strong* Ok folks! Now I want to do something special for tonight's event! I would like Racheal harrison to come up to the stage please.

Racheal: Me!? Really?

Jamie: Go on Racheal! They are asking for you.

*Racheal goes up on stage*

Singer: Racheal. Since you are the winner of the contest we want you to sing for us a song using your new autographed gutair we gave you while in our bus.

Racheal: You want me to sing? I don't know if I'm ready!

Jamie: YOU CAN DO IT RACHEAL!!!

Jenna: Yeah!!!

Coop: ROCK ON!!!

Singer: Come on girl! Sing it!!!

Racheal: Ok.....*Racheal starts to play and sing a song and everyone cheers her on and she's doing really well. The Singer sings also and everyone loves her. Jamie is cheering her on and stuff*

Singer: YEAHHHH!!! *Suddenly we hear rumbling and the music stops* What's going on? *The rumbling gets louder*

Coop: *To Jenna* You don't think....

*Then we see the stage get wrecked and we see its RQ-1 and 2 with Dr.Spydre hovering above them and there now destroying Metalfest*

Coop: Oh man! This guys again!!!

Jamie: It appears you didn’t smash them well

Dr.Spydre: Oh he did smash them well! But I then repaired my children! With stronger armoring and a few....new modifications they will be unstoppable!!!

*They being firing among the crowd, people start to run away scared and stuff. Racheal runs off the stage and one of the mechs crush her gutair*

Racheal: My new gutair....*sheds a tear as the mech tries to step on her, she lets out a scream*

Jamie: RACHEAL LOOK OUT!!! *Dives and pushes her out of the way as the monster steps on him* AAAAHHH!!!! *CRUSH*

Racheal: JAMIE!!! NO!!!!

*AS the mech lifts his foot up we see it made a hole in the stage and Jamie is all right*

Racheal: Jamie! *Goes to get him out of the hole* You saved me....

Jamie: Yeah I did. Didn't I?

Jenna: Hate to interrupted your little romance fest we we got bad guy to smash!

Coop: Come on Jamie!!!

*They all go into their respective Megas and stuff*

Coop/Jenna: WAAHHHH!!!!*both Megas tackles at both RQ and their now in the ground and the crowd are cheering*

All: YEAAHHH!!!!

Person 1: *voice actor is Kevin Michael Richardson* This Metalfest gets better every year!!!

Person 2: *Voice actor is David Deluise* Yeah I know! Now there putting giant robots to fight! YEAHH!!!

*Then we see both Megas and both RQ are now standing*

Spydre: Give it up! You can't defeat the new and improved RQ Models!!!

Coop: We'll see about that!!!*Megas goes and punches RQ-1 and Megas 2 jumps and goes directly at RQ-2 making a big cloud of smoke, Megas starts to punch RQ-1 in the stomach but then he stops Megas and launches a Plasma Blast at Megas and Megas goes flying into Buckingham Palace and destroys it completely and one of the guards that doesn’t moves he know is complaining at Coop on what happen*

Jamie:*to the guard* Blame it on that guy!! *Megas goes back to fight RQ-1 meanwhile we see Megas 2 grabs RQ-2’s face and slams him everywhere but suddenly RQ-2 gets a hold on Megas 2 with both arms and legs and starts firing Laser Eye Beams at Megas 2*

Jenna: You want to play hard ball uh! Well two can play that game* Megas 2 activates its eye beams and Jenna puts it on high and goes directly at RQ-2 damaging him as well and Jenna watches the Tower Bridge and then Megas 2 goes super fast and tackles RQ-2 into the Bridge and they crash there and RQ-2’s the one who destroys it and Megas 2 grabs a piece of the tower and hits it to RQ-2 head and goes to the ocean and Megas 2 goes after him meanwhile Megas is struggling with RQ-1*

Jamie: Better stop him fast Coop or we're done for!!!

Coop: Don't worry I know just what to do!!! *Megas gives him a punch and and fires a blast at RQ-1 but RQ-1 activates a shield and it hits the blast and deflects it and now goes to Megas*

Jamie: AHHHHH!!!! *Megas goes out of the way and we see the blast goes directly at “City Hall of London” and we see big explosion and we see a part of it flies and goes directly in near Megas foot and Jamie’s looks* Nah! No big lost.

Dr.Spydre: That's it my children! Destroy the ones who get in your way! Make an example of them by crushing their bodies!!!

*Meanwhile we see Megas 2 grabs RQ-2 and slams him to some rocks in slow motion because there are in the deep ocean and Megas 2 continues to slam him until RQ-2 activates defense mode and RQ-2 then activates “Galvanic Accelerator Cannon” it hits Megas 2 and it goes flying into some buildings destroying them and we see RQ-2 its going to stab Megas 2 with his Blades*

Jenna: I dont' think so!! *Megas 2 extends his hands and claps them so he can make a “Big Wave” throwing RQ-2 up into the air and Megas 2 goes towards and turns him around so he can land into the ground with his head* WAAAHHHH!!!! *They touch the ground big impact and all the buildings are falling down and we see the Metalfest concert and the crowd are still watching the fight and hearing music meanwhile we see RQ-1 activates “Lance of Longinus” and starts to attack Megas but Megas avoids it but then we see the weapon charges Energy Blast and hits Megas and goes to the ground Meanwhile we see the army returning to the city*

Colonel: General! Look!!!

General: I don't beleive it! They still are fighting! Have all troops surround them both and fire on my command! I will not let these things destroy this or any country!!! *The army rides and flies over to the area, meanwhile Megas fires an energy blade directly at RQ-1 but RQ-1 jumps very fast so that the disc wont hit him and we see the disc goes directly at the “Clock Tower” slashing in it in half and falls down*

Jamie: Well that didn't work.

Coop: *Contacting Jenna* Uh Jen? I could use some help here when you get the chance.*

Jenna: I'm coming Coop! WAAHHHH!!! *throws RQ-2 into RQ-1 and both of them are in the ground and we see both Megas are heading to the clock tower grabs it and they both slam it at both RQ* Looks like they'll have to buy a new clock tower now.

Coop: Not to mention a whole city *but suddenly we see both of them get up and there now roar at them furiously*

Jamie: It appears that didn’t stop them too.

Dr.Spydre: Now do you see how pointless this is? You can't win! The new upgraded RQ models are undefeatable!!!! Just swear you allegence to me and I won't kill you!!!

Coop: No! I ain't surrendering! All right you...

Racheal: Tiny little shrip!!! You make your stupid robots attack London, then they crash my concert and they destroyed my gutair!!! MOVE OVER JENNA I'M DRIVING!!! *Racheal takes the wheel we see Megas 2 activate the Cool Energy Sword and Megas activates it as well*

Jamie: Hold up Coop. Let Racheal handle this on her own. She needs to cool off after you know what.

*We see Megas 2 attacks RQ-1 but RQ-1 defends himself with his Lance of Longinus and they both collide their weapons, Megas 2 jumps so he slash both of arms of RQ-1 but he activates “Transformation Blaster” and we see both arms transforms into two Proton Cannon and fires at Megas 2 but Megas 2 crosses his arms so he can deflect the blast*

Racheal: IS THAT THE BEST YOU HAVE!? I'LL SHOW YOU TRUE POWER!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!! *we see Megas 2 go after RQ-1 again but RQ-1 is still firing at Megas 2 but Meags 2 dodges repeatedly then RQ-2 enters the frey and tries to fire on Megas 2 but Racheal somehow out of sheer luck manages to dodge each of the blasts since she has no idea how to control Megas yet in her fit of rage she seems to be doing just fine*

Jenna: Uh Racheal...you need any help?

Racheal: *She activates Super Destructo mode and fires at both robots destroying them completely and one of the missiles hit Dr.Spydre's hovercraft and he flies off of it and falls in megas 2 hands, as Megas 2 attempts to squeeze him* GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD TURN YOUR BODY INTO POWDER!!!

Dr.Spydre: Please forgive me! *Begs* I....I guess I just got cought up in the moment! Please don't kill me!!!

*All of a sudden the army surrounds both robots*

General: *Via Megaphone* This is Area 50! We have you surrounded!

Coop: *Sigh* Not again.......

Jamie: Don't these guys have other hobbies?

General: Give the Doctor to us!!! We will take care of him our way.

Racheal: *Sigh* Fine....*Gives them the doctor, 2 solders cuff him*

General: Dr.Spydre. You are under arrest for crimes against the human race and failure to follow protocol. You will be put away for a long time. *They drag him away* As for you 2 giant robots.....we could use someone like you on the force.

Coop: Thanks but no thanks.

General: Hmm....perhaps one day you'll change your mind. But for now we will leave. *Salutes both megas and the army rides away*

Jamie: Well that's over with. We destroyed those robots....as well as London....

Racheal: *Switches back to the passenger seat* Yeah but all in all this event was kind of fun. *Yawns* I'm getting tired. I say we go back to the hotel and get some sleep.

Jamie: I'm so up for that idea. But this time I'm sleeping with Coop.

Racheal: Actually Jamie. *Smiles* I want to sleep with you....

*Both Coop and Jenna realize what's going on and they smile at it*

Jamie: Really? How come?

Racheal: Let me just say this is payment for saving my life. *Winks at Jamie*

Jamie: *Smiles* Nice......*As they pan England as it's destroyed*

End Credits: *This time we see Coop and Jenna awake from the noise going on in Jamie's and Racheal's room but they smile because they are happy for them and then they go to sleep and snuggle each other in bed because they love each other. Awwww*

The end.

Xerroo

09-10-2005, 04:41 PM

An American Gearhead in London is finished.

Notes:

1: Villians: Dr.Spydre, RQ-1 RQ2
2: Dr.Spydre seems to have the personality of Dr.octopus as his life was tragic.
3: Area 50 returns in this episode.
4: A POP TV TOWER was destroyed
5: First time Racheal piloted a Megas
6: The hovercraft Dr.Spydre was riding is similar to Dr.Eggman's Egg Hovercraft
7: Jamie actually did something brave!!!!....actually he did something brave in "Ultra-chicks", "TerrorFirmer", and "Dude: Where's my head"
8: First time Racheal and Jamie do the possible "you know what"

King_of_doom

09-10-2005, 04:45 PM

Very Nice! Looks like Brodie wasnt the only one who was piss off, well mostly Racheal had good excuse for being mad, well done.

Xerroo

09-11-2005, 06:17 PM

*This episode begins with both Coop and Jamie are just observing one another like a showdown*

Coop: Well it seems we meet again little man...

Jamie: *Pointing* Coop! I have come to defeat you!!!

Coop: Please don't make me laugh. What makes you think you can defeat me. You have lost everytime we throw down and this time will be no different.

Jamie: Oh yeah! Well just because you beat me the last uh....*counts* 3,796 times doesn't mean you'll do it again!!!

Coop: Bring it on little boy....

Jamie: Consider it brought! *Jamie runs at Coop screaming AAAAHHH as he does it then he starts punching Coop which does nothing to him* Had enough Coop! *He continues to punch Coop many times but it does nothing to him* I bet you are frozen with terror at my power! *Keeps punching but Coop just yawns as if he was nothing* Any second now you'll be at my mercey!!! *Keeps punching but nothing happens, Jamie starts to sweat and he's getting fatueaged* That's it? *Pant* I know you *Pant* weren't that though. *Jamie continues to sweat more as he's well....tired, so Coop then just blows on Jamie and Jamie falls*

Coop: Coop: 3,797. Jamie: 0

Kiva: You guys done yet? I could use your help with something. *They walk over to Kiva and see what she's doing.*

Jamie: What the heck is that thing?

Kiva: *stares at Jamie* If you must know, it's a special Detectro Unit that will allow Megas to detect any weakspot in any villian or robot we face. This way we can deal with the threat at a much faster without wasting time.

Coop: Big Deal! Like Megas needs to know what the bad guys weak spot is, All I got to do is tear em open and rip out a few wires and poof, the bad guy falls.

Kiva: Even so....it doesn't hurt to take precautions....since we all know how you like to take precautions...

Jamie: Uh yeah....whatever. So exactly how does this thing work? *Jamie was going to press the button until Kiva grabs his hand and squeezes hard* Hey what was that for!?

Kiva: Believe me. The last thing I need you to do Jamie is mess it up.

Coop: Must be pretty important then I guess.

Kiva: Yeah.....Anyways I forgot some tools back at the house. I'll be right back. Coop make sure Jamie doesn't touch it ok. And for that matter don't touch it either. *She leaves*

Jamie:*mocking Kiva* Don’t touch it! like I would care what it does*

Coop: So how do you think it works?

Jamie: I dunno....I mean I don't even care. *Then Jamie watches it and he looks so tempting*

Coop: Yeah you're probably right....let's go back to me kicking your butt!!!

Jamie: I guess it won't hurt to test it out once right?

Coop: I don't know Jamie....I mean....*Then Jamie presses many buttons and nothing happens* Jamie what are you doing!?

Jamie: Relax I'm just seeing what it does.....which isn't much of anything.

Coop: I guess then it's a dud eh?

Jamie: Yeah. Let's go back to you kicking my....er I mean let's continue our battle. *He leaves it and we see that the Detectro unit its making funny noises and looks like its charging some laser energy and its pointing at Jamie* Uh Coop?

Coop: Uh oh....I think you broke it... *then the laser hits Jamie and Jamie goes to the ground* Jamie!!!!!

*Title Theme Plays*

What Jamie Wants.

*We now see Jamie unconcious on the ground and Coop is by him*

Coop: Jamie! JAMIE!!! GET UP MAN!!! Can you hear me!!!

Jamie: *Slowly gets up* Coop? Is that you?

Coop: Here let me get you some water. *Grabs water and splashes it on Jamie*

Jamie: I'm awake! I'm awake!!!

Coop: You ok man? You got hit by that laser thing.

Jamie: You mean Kiva's invention?

Coop: Yeah. You feel any different?

Jamie: No not really. *Notices Kiva* It's Kiva. Hopefully she won't know I touched it!

*There we see Kiva walking*

Kiva: I heard a woman scream over here?

Coop: It was Jamie.

Kiva: What did you do this time Jamie?

Jamie: I didn't do anything!

Kiva: Well obviously you did something to make you scream.

Jamie: Whatever man. I don't need this!!! I'm going to the speedy mart. Get something to drink.

Kiva: Whatever.

Coop: BRING ME BACK A MEGA-SLUSH!!!!!!

*Meanwhile Jamie is walking along the streets*

Jamie: Oh Man! My head feels funny….probably it’s that gizmo thingy Kiva’s working on. *then a girl passes right thru Jamie*

Girl: *Voice actor is Tara Strong* *thinking* Wow! How cute! *Jamie turns around*

Jamie: Hey thank you.

Girl:*raises eyebrow* Huh? *thinking* Hmm probably nothing.

Jamie *scratches his head* That was odd....I could of sworn I heard her call me cute. But then again...when you look this good who could resist? *then a bunch of other girls walks towards Jamie*

Girl1: *Voice actor is Lara Jill Miller* *thinking* Im running late for my manicure

Girl2: *Voice actor is Janice Kaywaye* *thinking*Don’t I look hot in this outfit

Girl3: *Voice actor is Collen O'Shaunssey* *thinking* What are you looking at jerk? *Jamie raises his eyebrows*

Girl4: *Voice actor is Wendee Lee* *thinking* Why always men have to see us like objects!*still many girls walks and Jamie all terrified and covers his ears with his hands*

Jamie: What the heck is goin on?!!! Why do I hear voices!? *then people are staring at Jamie* Er...bad time for an outburst... *He’s now at the Speedy-Mart he drinks a Mega-Slush but then he bumps with someone* Hey watch it! *then he sees she’s a chick*Oh I'm sorry it was....hey don't I know you?

Melody: Jamie…Jamie Mahoney its that you? *thinking* I bet he doesn’t remember that we had gone in high school together*

Jamie:*thinking* She didn’t move her lips….I wonder* Hey I know you, we been to high school together....Melody right?

Melody: A Yeah! Of course!!

Jamie: Nice....Well it was cool seeing you Melody. I guess I'll see ya later.

Melody: Take Care Jamie. *Walks out*

*He stops for moment and thinking*

Jamie: Hey you know something? I think when that beam hit me. I must of gotten the ability to read minds! *He tries it on a guy and it doesn't work*

Guy: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Hey man you feeling ok? *Walks away*

Jamie: Ok....so it doesn't work on guys but it works on chicks....*Evil smile* That means I can know for sure if a chick digs me or not!!! Yeah this is awesome!! Just think of what I can acomplish with this!!!

*Dream sequences we see Jamie in a suit and he’s getting kiss and hug by many girls and his in a big house and all*

*End of Dream sequence*

Jamie: I better give Coop his Mega-Slush and see how Kiva's doing with her thing. *He walks back, Meanwhile back at the place we now see Jenna and Racheal there and they are just hanging out with Coop and Kiva*

Coop: Thought you were some kind of Angel eh?

Jenna: Yeah it was kinda strange. But you should of seen it Coop. My Megas was gold!!! And it had these silvery wings!

Coop: Neat. So what happened to it.

Jenna: It returned it normal. But anyways It was nice helping other people out.

Coop: That's what I love about you Jen. You are so kind and sweet. I'm glad I fell in love with you. *They kiss*

Jenna: Aww I love you too sweetie. *They kiss again*

Kiva: Hey Coop pass me a wrench please.

Coop: Sure thing. *Gives her one*

Kiva: Coop care to explain why my invention is malfunctiong?

Coop: I dunno. *He sees Jamie walk back* Uh why don't you ask him yourself.

*They see Jamie show up*

Jamie: Nice.....now to find out the truth. *Walks up to Racheal* Hey Racheal?

Racheal: Ugh....get bent. *Walks away*

Jamie: Oh that's what you say about me now but why don't you show me what you really think of me?

Racheal: *Thinking* Ugh...Jamie is such a loser! Why won't he leave me alone!!! I swear I just want to kill him if I had the chance. Nothing will give me more pleasure than to see him suffer! I don't care if he is cute! I HATE HIM!!!!

Jamie: *Gulps* *Thinking* Well....at least she thinks I'm cute. *Then looks at Kiva* *Still thinking* What the heck. *Now scans Kiva*

Kiva: *Thinking* I'm pretty sure Jamie touched this when I told him not too....I can't stand being stuck in the past with these neaderthals! I can't wait till I find a way to get back to my time so I can leave this primitive nightmare*

Jamie: *Thinking* Ewww....*Then sees Jenna* *Still thinking* Eh....might as well. *Scans her then*

Jenna: *Thinking* Man....Coop is so perfect. I can't wait for the day he asks me to marry him. I would love to bear his children. Not to mention he's so great in bed!

Jamie: Aww....that's so sweet.

Jenna: What is?

Jamie: Uh...er...*Sees Goat walking buy and takes a lolipop from him* This lolipop!!!

Goat: Hey!!!

Jamie: *Licking the pop* Yep! Nothing like a good ol fashion lolipop to make you feel better!!!

*Everyone raises their eyebrows at him*

Coop: Uh Jamie? YOu feeling ok?

Jamie: Yeah I'm fine. *Smiles* Infact I never felt better.

Jenna: Oh well anyways we are gonna go guys. I'll see you later. Take care Jamie, Kiva. *To Coop* I'll see you later tonight sexy...*Kisses him and walks away*

Racheal: *As Jamie tries to get a kiss* Don't even think about it loser. *Walks away*

Coop: So Jamie you sure everything is ok?

Jamie: What are you talking about Coop?

Coop: Well you've been acting funny since....you know.

Kiva: Know what? Jamie....did you touch the unit?

Jamie: Of course not!!! What ever gave you that idea!? *Scans Kiva*

Kiva: *Thinking* Well the sweaty palms are a dead give away not to mention the studdering*

Jamie: Uh just because my palms are sweaty and I'm studdering doesn't mean nothing Kiva!!!

Kiva: *A little shocked* I didn't say anything Jamie.

Jamie: I know you didn't! But I could just tell you were gonna say that! I mean come on! It's obvious I'm a bit nervious....

Kiva: Out with it Jamie....

Jamie: All right I'll tell you everything!!!! *Minutes later* And that's what happened.

Kiva: Jamie I specifically told you not to touch the dectctro unit!!!

Jamie: I couldn't help myself!!! It was so shiny!!!

Kiva: *Sigh* Now I have to go back to work again. Do me a favor and just stay out of my way until it's finished ok!

Jamie: Sheesh.....Let's go Coop. I don't need to be here with Kiva.

Kiva: *Thinking* Good maybe then I can get back to work....

Jamie: Yeah! You get back to your work Kiva!

Kiva: *Raises Eyebrow*

Jamie: Nothing!!! I'm going now. Let's go Coop.

*They leave*

Coop: So you were acting crazy because Kiva saw right through you.

Jamie: Well....not exactly. I only told you half the story. You see....I somehow got the power to read minds!!!

Coop: Really?

Jamie: Yeah! But it only works on girls. I used it on Racheal and well....she hates me. But she finds me cute!!! I still have a chance with her!!!

Coop: What was Jenna thinking.

Jamie: Well....let me say it this way. You are gonna have a great time in bed with her tonight. Oh and she wants to bear your children.

Coop: Really!? Rock on!!! Anyways I'm gonna go back and help Kiva with repairs.

Jamie: Ok. In the meantime I'm gonna see what else I can do with my powers!!! *They continue walking*

*Meanwhile somewhere else we see a red planet and thousands of people are there and we see many of them (mostly guys) into a palace to see the queen of the planet her name his Elzia and looks similar at “The Dark Queen of Battletoads”*

Elzia: *Voice actor is Susan Silo* Next! *We see a guy who looks alot like Warlock*

Guy: *Voice actor is Phil Lamar* Oh my queen! I would be honored to be your king and husband and live eternity together and I will always.

Elzia: Yeah yeah yeah whatever. Are you good in bed?

Guy: Come again?

Elzia: Do you have what it takes to pleasure me boy? Or are you just another guy who can't cut it?

Guy: Well.....To be quite honest. I really don't care for that. I am gentleman.

Elzia: *she presses a button and the bachelor goes into a hole and falls* Ok that's enough for today. Be gone with you all!!! *They all leave* Darn it! How am I ever going to find someone who can give me the desire I have so longed for!!!

Droid: *Voice actor is Micheal Dorn* My queen I have valuable information for you.

Eliza: Not now droid! Can’t you see im furious because I haven't had decent snu snu in ages?

Droid: Vibrator?

Eliza: Yes please. *Puts it you know where and of course we don't see it* Oh yeah.....that's what I'm talking about. Now...what is it that you wanted?

Droid: I have scanned the entire universe for a possible....male counterpart and I belive I have found the one you are looking for!! *Shows an image of Jamie*

Elzia: And who is this?

Droid: He is an Earther. And he's desperate. He's just like you.

Elzia: Mmmm I like desperate men. And besides.....I don't think I can score any lower. To the ship!!!! *there now at the ship and there going straight to earth meanwhile we see Jamie thrilling girls all over.

Jamie: As you can see! You look great in that dress Stella you don’t need to change it, you look perfect.

Stella *Voice actor is Grey Desile. Oh thank you Jamie! I knew I looked good in this dress!! Thank you so much!!

*As this goes on we see Racheal walking down the street and she sees girls lined up to be by Jamie*

Racheal: ....*Raises Eyebrow* No way....*She walks over*

Jamie: Ah Racheal....did you come to confess your love to me?

Racheal: No....I came here to see just how you got girls to swoon over you.

Jamie: I guess I got the Mahoney Charm. So how about a kiss.

Racheal: No.

Jamie: Please?

Racheal: No!

Jamie: You know you want to...

Racheal: *Thinking* What I want to do to you is smash you in the face with a bat.

Jamie: Errr....ok then. I guess I'll see you later then.

Racheal: For my sake I hope not. *She walks away, all the girls are gone now and Jamie is about to go inside, as Racheal walks away she sees an alien ship fly by and it lands near Jamie's house, droids surround Jamie and the queen approachers him* Oh....this should be good.

Elzia: You there! Are you the earther call Jamie?

Jamie: Uh….yeah who’s asking?

Elzia: I Queen Elzia from the planet Onicron, and im here so I can see the human called Jamie. I understand that you are a desperate man.

Racheal: *Walks back* That's an understatment....

Jamie: Weren't you leaving?

Racheal: I'm out...*Walks away*

Jamie: You got that right. *using his powers*and I must say you are pretty desperate too.

Elzia: You know something Jamie.....you are different than other men. You seem to know exactly what I want. I'm a desperate woman and you are a desperate man.

Jamie: Well yeah....so what are you getting at?

Elzia: Come with me! Be my king! and I'll give you the best darn night you ever had!!!!

Jamie: Nice!!! My own kingdom!!!

Elzia: But you must prove to me that your mandhood is ready for me. After all....I don't want to hurt you now would I?

Jamie: And how am I supposed to do that?

Elzia: Come so you have to battle monsters, robots of all kinds like robots ninjas, giant ones….

Jamie: Wow space ninjas…..To me honest I'm not really a fighter.

Elzia: So then you refuse!

Jamie: Well that is to say that....

Elzia: Guards! Capture the humanoid!!!

Jamie: AAHHHHH!!!! *Gets up and runs away the droids chase him and then Jamie gets into a car and drives away*

Man: HEY MY CAR!!!!

Elzia: After him!!!

Droid: Right away my queen!!!

Elzia: Humanoid Jamie you’ll be mine....*Meanwhile we see Coop working on Megas and Kiva helping too.

Kiva: Well Coop. I have good news. The thing is fixed. And it's in Megas.

Coop: All right!!!

Kiva: You know.....I haven't seen Jamie all day....any idea where he is?

*They see a car drive up to them and it crashes into stuff, Jamie gets out*

Coop: Ask and you shall recieve...

Jamie: Man! I’m glad you guys are here!!!

Coop: What the heck happen to you?

Jamie: YOU HAVE TO PROTECT ME COOP!!! SOME CRAZY SPACE QUEEN SOMEHOW FOUND I CAN READ GIRLS MINDS AND....Oh hey Kiva.

Kiva: Jamie what's going on?

Jamie: Well it's like this. *2 minutes later* And that’s why that space queen chick its hunting me down because I just read her mind.

Kiva: I would assume you got that ability after tampering with the Detectro unit.

Jamie: I'm sorry Kiva.....BUT DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!!!

Coop: Dude relax! If they show up I'll take care of them. *then we hear something and it’s some mechs that look similar at “Medieval Knights in armor” and we see the Elzia with his mech that looks like this http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/...854059581ub.jpg* That was quick *then we see the queen in the monitor*

Elzia: Give back the humanoid or you and your robot will be eliminated

Coop: No way! Im not going to give my best friend to some space chick!!!

Elzia: Very well then....Eliminate them!!!!* They all surround both Megas and they have shields and swords to attack them*

Coop: Ok Kiva...so can I use this thing now?

Kiva: Not yet.....just smash em how you normally smash em and once it loads up it should be ready.

Coop: Sounds like a plan Kiva WAAAHHHH!!!!* Megas starts to fight them, Megas shoots a fist atsome of the droids and they get hit and explode, then Megas starts uppercutting more and they are flying towards some buildings then Megas grabs one of them and blast him with a point blank laser blast making a hole into the stomach and it goes through other mechs, mechs are going towards to attack Megas but Megas fires a machine gun blast at them fulling them fill of holes Megas then goes towards more mechs and fires on them but the mechs uses their shields and charge an energy blast and they fire at Megas and Megas goes crashing into the ground They approach Megas and try to deal the finishing blow but Megas gets up and grabs two of them slam them a each other destroying them then fires its eye beams and hits more mechs destroying them*

Coop: This is nothing! You had nothing to worry about Jamie!!!

Jamie: Let's just keep it that way Coop.

Kiva: Here come more!!!

Coop: WAAAHHHH *Fires a barrage of missiles and destroys more mechs*

Jamie: That chick really wants me bad!

Kiva:*scanning* There’s just too many of them Coop! We need to coordinate a proper defense

Coop: How is this for a proper defense. *Activates Super Destructo mode and fires upon the robots destroying them*

Kiva: That...that worked rather well.

Jamie: It ain't over yet! *points at Elzia and her mech punches Megas and Megas goes flying*

Eliza: Even though you destroyed my entire army, you don’t stand a chance against me! I will take Jamie as my Groom. And then we shall have wonderful Snu Snu!!!

Jamie: Look I know I'm desperate but I'm not that desperate!!!

Coop: Dont' worry Jamie she's not taking you anywhere!!! *Megas goes towards to Elzia and punches her rapidly but her armor is too strong And Coop's attacks do nothing. She just punches Megas and Megas goes flying into a POP TV building* Ok....let me try this again. *Megas hits the ground making a hole and we see energy blast its coming from the ground and fires at Elzia launching her to the sky and Megas goes directly at her* If at first you don't succeed, Powerbomb em!!!* Megas was going to make is move but Elzia punches Megas and grabs it's legs so she can spin him and throw him to the ground making a cloud of smoke* How pathetic! I'll end this quickly!

*Megas slowly gets up*

Coop: Uh....Kiva? How much longer until that thing kicks in?

Kiva: Not much longer. Just keep her busy until then.

*Megas turns up the speed and goes directly at Elzia and Megas rams her making her fall to the ground then Megas gives her mech a suplex then Megas pummels her but Elzia punches Megas and Megas goes flying then she goes directly at Megas and grabs it and throws him up into the air and then she pump handles Megas down making him fall down hard. As she slowly walks towards Megas, Megas goes ballistic and launches everything at her mech making a giant smoke cloud.

Jamie: Please tell me that was it? * then we see two energy blast go directly at them* I guess not.

*Megas gets hit by the blast and recieved heavy damage*

Elzia: Just give me the human and I will leave you alone.

Coop: No! I'm not letting some crazy space chick take my best friend, make him some kind of king, and take him far away just so you can have snu snu with him....AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SNU SNU IS!!! Kiva! Is it ready yet!?

Kiva: Yes it's done! Her Weakness is a port behind her mech! You'll need something thing and long to impale it with.

Coop: *Grabbing a giant long pipe* Will this do?

Kiva: It's good enough.

Coop: Time to say good bye then!!! *Megas grabs the pipe and twirls it around, then Megas runs and jumps over her mech and throws it at the port causing her mech to short circut and explode then we see the head come off from the body and goes directly at the ship and escape*

Coop: Looks like she won't be bothering us anymore.

Jamie: Thank goodness.

*We are now at Coop's house and Coop is playing video games.

Jamie: Well the bad guys are gone, I lost my ability to read chicks minds, and everything is back to normal.....well what we percieve as normal at least.

Coop: Heh.

Kiva: Now with the new part I installed we can figure out the weakness of any mech or alien.

Coop: I don't need no stinkin weakness dectector!

Jamie: It helped you defeat that space queen.

Coop: yeah....Speaking of which....what was that Snu Snu thing she was going on about?

Jamie: *Whispers in Coop's ear*

Coop: Oh.....well then. I'm going on a date with Jen then. After the Buffet and movie, then I'm going to do that....snu snu thing you mentioned.

Jamie: Go to town Coop....go to town. *sigh* Maybe one day Racheal will go out with me.....I mean she finds me Cute. I'm sure if I *Goes on about how to get Racheal to like her and Kiva sighs*

End Credits: Jamie trying to get Racheal to like him but she slaps him in the face and Jamie is saddened.

The End.

Xerroo

09-11-2005, 08:04 PM

What chicks want is done.

1: Notes: Villians: Queen Elzia
2: The Queen looks like the dark queen from Battletoads
3: A POP TV building is destroyed
4: Snu Snu was used in "Futurama"
5: It seems Coop has had experience in bed before XD
6: Melody makes an appearance from "Megas and the Beanstalk"
7: Jenna breifly mentions "Guardian Angel"
8: The title is a play on the movie "What women want"

King_of_doom

09-11-2005, 08:20 PM

I knew that even Jamie read Racheal's thoughts she always think Jamie is a jerk, nice job.

Xerroo

09-13-2005, 03:04 PM

TerrorMechavianaut

*This episode begins on the Karajor, we see Gorrath in the war room and he's watching various clips of Megas and Megas 2 destroying his army on number of occasions, clips included are "The Driver's Seat" "Terminate Her, Don't tell mom the baby sitter's coop", "Love at First Fight", "How the Glorft Stole Christmas" "Terror Firmer" "Gorrath's Ark" "And Rumble of the Bands"

Gorrath: *Grrs very angerly and he he throws the control and destroys the screen* This isn't happenning!!! How is it that I the most feared conqurer in the galaxy is continually thwarted by 2 fat lazy monkeypeople and the prototypes they stole from me!!!

Commander: Warmaster!!!

Gorrath: You know that I don’t like being interrupted while I scheme against the Earthers....what business do you have here!?

Commander: Well sir I thought I wanted to show you these. *Shows various pics of previous mechs including Mecha Megas, Terror Firmer, Teras, Juggarnaut, and Levithian.

Gorrath: And this is supposed to help me in defeating the retched Earther's how!? DO NOT WASTE MY TIME COMMANDER!!!!

Commander: Wait! I wasn't done! You see using the data from our computer I was able to recomple the data for all previous mechs!

Gorrath: And what do I do with it Commander? Rebuild more useless junk as so the Earthers can continue to destroy them!?

Commander: No...but I we can transfer the data to one of your original mechs and allow them to acquire that mech's power thus enabling you to make your mech stronger.

Gorrath: Mmmm…

Commander: Oh I just knew it was a bad idea!!! Please don't hit me in the face!!!

Gorrath: Quit your whining!!! The idea is good! However I just know that somehow they will get lucky and defeat us again!!! I fell a backup plan is in order!!!

Commander: What kind of backup plan?

Gorrath: Do we still have the Exponential Generator?

Commander: Yes of course sir but what would you want with that thing?

Gorrath: Install it into my mech!!!

Commander: But sir the Exponential Generator hasn't even been tested yet! We don’t know what it will do!!!

Gorrath: I don’t care!!! Just put it in or else!!!

Commander: I....understand.

Gorrath: Even if the first plan fails....the backup will surely be the Earther's undoing...

*Title Theme Plays*

*TerrorMechaViaNut*

*We now are in Jersey and we see the guys are in the comic book store and Coop looking in the back issues and grabs some comics so that he can give them to Kiva*

Coop: I can’t believe that I have found all the back issues I didn’t bought of The New Avengerbots! How awesome is that!?

Kiva: Not awesome at all.....

Coop: Well think of it this way Kiva. These comics inspire me to make new modifications to Megas.

Kiva: Yes and those modifications you make usually end up backfiring...

Coop: Name just one time!!!

*Flashback*

1: Coop using a new laser gun that implodes an enemy but it only makes the enemy bigger and stronger

2: Coop installing a movie projector in Megas but it causes the controls of Megas to be reversed

3: Coop installing a massager in the chairs of Megas but it causes Jamie's chair to eject making Jamie fly into the air.

*Back to Reality*

Kiva: And that's just off the top of my head.

Coop: Whatever.....*He continues reading and we see Jamie sigh*

Jamie: *Sigh* Man.....I can't believe I don't have enough money to buy the special edition danger babe for 50 bucks.

Coop: 50 bucks? Man that's a rip off. You should use that money for something better. Like that!!! *Coop then shows a poster of a Spider-Bot statue crushing some mechs like the Megas statue* Now that is the ultimate toy!

Jamie: Dude.....you have a giant robot. That is the ultimate toy! Besides the thing costs 125 bucks.

Coop: Yeah....and besides I don't have that kind of money.

Jamie: Think you can make 125 by September 28th? Cause that's when the sale ends.

Coop: Hmmm.... *Meanwhile we see the Commander its putting on containments the past mechs of Gorrath like “Mecha-Megas, Terrorfirmer, Leviathan and the Juggernaut”*

Commander: Ok you two now close the containment chambers so we finish the transmodifier *then Gorrath appears*

Gorrath: Commander. How is the weapon coming!?

Commander: We are almost finished. Here is a report of progress!! We should be done within an hour!!!

Gorrath: For your sake Commander this plan had better not fail...

Commander:*speaking out low* Well maybe if you we're smart enough to defeat the Earther than....

Gorrath: What was that!!!!

Commander: Uh? Shall I pull us out of null space?

Gorrath: This time I shall not be denied, this device will help me power my mech and with the Exponential Generator I will be victorious!!! Pull us out of null space and bring us within striking distance of Earth! I will go down myself and defeat the Earther.

*Meanwhile we see Megas walking all happy like Coop getting a Mega-Slush*

Coop:*singing* Spider-Bot! Spider-Bot, does whatever a bot can! Throws a missile when he’s mad, smash a bad guy just like flies YEAHH!!!!

Jamie: I can't believe you actually bought that thing. Just how did you get 125 bucks like that?

Coop: I just traded in some comics for the thing.

Kiva: Now that you have your thing....let's get back to more training.

Coop: Uh can't I break this thing in Kiva. I just got it.

Kiva: This training is important for you Coop. You need to work on your skills if you want to sucessfully defeat the Gloft.

Coop: There hasn't been a time where they Glorft threw something at me that I couldn't throw back. You need to relax Kiva.

Kiva: *Sigh* Whatever.....*Picks up a reading* Hmm....looks like we got company Coop. It's the Glorft!

Coop: Cool!!! I was getting kinda board.

Kiva: He's coming this way....at a super fast speed! *All of a sudden a Glorft mech shows up and tries to hit Megas but Megas jumps out of the way* Coop stop him!!!

Coop: Don’t worry I got it *Megas activates his “Gun” that look similar at “Nintendo Zapper Gun” and its pointing at Gorrath and shoots him*

Gorrath: *The mech moves out of the way and then it takes down Megas* I could kill you right now Earther but I didn't come here to fight you!

Coop: Come again!?

Gorrath: I'm getting sick of the fact that you keep defeating my army on number of occassions!!! That is why I'm laying all the cards on the table!!!

Coop: So you are giving up and gonna leave?

Gorrath: Never! I will never surrender to you Earthers! I will however ask for a challenge! You and me. One on One!!! Winner....take all!!!

Kiva: Coop I don’t like this. The Glorft aren't known for their sportsmenship.

Coop: So If I win you guy leave then.

Gorrath: Yes but if I win then the Earth is mine! What do you say Earther?

Jamie: Coop are you sure you want this!?

Coop: Hey If I kicked his but in the wrestling ring then I can easily smite his mech. Ok Squid you're on!!!

Gorrath:*evil grin* Good....We throwdown tonight. *Leaves*

Kiva. I know don’t know what Gorrath’s up to, but we have to be prepared for anything.

Coop: Well I guess this calls for some good old fashion training! Where too Kiva?

Kiva: Space.

Coop: Got it. *Megas flies into space, Meanwhile we see the Karajor and we see Gorrath in his mech in the TerrorMechaViaNaut and the Commander’s now in the control to operate the machine*

Gorrath: Excellent Commander! You outdid yourself this time!!! Now with my newest weapon I will be undefeatable!!!

Commander: Warmaster we don't know if the Exponential Generator will work!. If it works then your mech will increase in power 10 fold! But should if fail then your mech could be destroyed!!!

Gorrath: I'm willing to take the risk if it means destroying the Earther once and for all!!! Now activate the Generator!!!

Commander: Sir I can't! If it malfunctions than you'll destroy us all!!!

Gorrath: I SAID DO IT!!!

*Then we see mech glorfts are installing the Exponential Generator and we see Gorrath’s mech glowing*

Commander: Ok it's working!!! *The mech continues to glow and and the mech transforms back into a normal glorft mech*

Gorrath: Yes!!! It worked!!!! Now I have more power than ever! There is nothing the Earther can do now!!!!

Commander: It seems to be working for now....but just be careful with it Warmaster! There is a slight chance it could malfunction while using it! Only use it in small dosages!!! I'm turning it off for now.

Gorrath: Get ready Earther....Tonight will be your undoing...HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

*Meanwhile in the junk yard we see Megas practicing with a car-made punching bag that haves Gorrath’s face and Megas is making mince meat of it*

Jamie: Man I can't wait till you fry that squid.

Coop: I know! There ain't nothing he can do to me now!!

Kiva. Coop just be careful. We don't know what Gorrath is planning. He could be luring you into a trap. So just take everything he does with extreme precaution.

Coop: Don’t sweat it! I ain't gonna let that squid mess me up. And if things get hot. I have this. *It's a CD*

Jamie: What's this?

Coop: It's a CD by girlfriend gave to me. It lets me become just as strong as when our mechs fuse. Since she's away she can't be here to help me out.

Jamie: *Checks his watch* Well....Gorrath should be showing up anytime now. I guess we wait.

Kiva: *Scans* Actually you won't have to wait! Here he comes!!!

Gorrath: Are you ready for your demise Earther?

Coop: Uh no...because you ain't gonna kick my but!! *Coop cracks his knuckles and so Megas*

Gorrath: I've waited a long time for this Earther. Just you and Me. And when I mean You I mean your friends can't help you either!!!

Coop: *Looks at Kiva and Jamie* Uh you guys might wanna get out of the car I guess...

Kiva: Coop you need us to...

Coop: Look. I can handle Squiddy here on my own. Just trust me.

Jamie: All right. *They get out of the car and stuff and they go to a pile of junk*

Kiva: Ok Gorrath you got your wish. Now don't go back on your word.

Gorrath: Heheheh...Don't worry. I don't plan cheat this time.

Coop: Uh...Gorrath? You sure you just wanna take me on with a normal glorft mech?

Gorrath: Oh I can assure you that this is no ordinary mech!!! *We see one of his arms grow into the Jugarranut sized hand and it punches megas hard*

Jamie: WoaH?

Kiva: What was that!?

Coop: I don't know...*His mech tranforms again* What's it doing now? *then Gorrath his mech into the Mecha Megas* No...not you again!!

Gorrath: Heheheh!!! Take this!!! *Mecha Megas fires an energy blast at Megas but Megas dodges the blast but it was to powerful that It makes a big explosion and we see Megas flying and Gorrath now goes to Megas*

Coop: Neat trick but it won't save you!!! WAAAHHHH!!!* Megas goes directly at Gorrath but suddenly he changes his body into Juggernaut and we see Megas punches him many time but it seems it doesn’t affect Gorrath much*

Coop: I can't belive you Gorrath! You are the only villian I know who uses the same stuff over and over again. *The Juggarnaut then throws megas and Megas falls down but Megas is fine*

Jamie. Didn't we like fight that thing ago?

Kiva: *Scans* I'll see what Gorrath is up to. What ever it is it can't be good at all.

*Meanwhile we see Megas still punching the Juggarnaut but not until the Juggarnaut lifts his arms and clobbers Megas and Megas goes directly at the ground making a cloud of smoke*

Gorrath: What’s the matter earther!? Can’t you handle my powers? HAHAHAHA *then we see a wave of missiles headed towards Gorrath and Gorrath falls down*

Coop: Of course I can. And since I know your mechs's weakness I'm gonna take him down down. *Megas goes into Jammer mode and Coop starts to sing*

Kiva: Uh oh....

Jamie: Cover your ears!!!

*As Coop sings it has no effect on the Juggarnaut*

Gorrath: * Gorrath mech transforms back into Mecha-Megas and puts up a soundwave shield to protect himself* Nice try Earther but your little plan won't work. Even though the Juggarnaut is weak against sound the copy of your prototype has a built in sound shileld! And now you die!!! *Gorrath fires an energy blast at Megas and Megas goes back to normal and goes down like a baseball player and go thru Gorrath and Gorrath blast his energy and goes to a PoqTV ad then Megas extends his arms and fires many blasts at Gorrath doing damage on him*

Jamie: Way the go dude!!!

Kiva: I must say Coop seems to be holding his own....

Coop: See I told you I had it and....*then we see a spider arm from Terrorfirmer and hits Megas* what was that?* and we see Gorrath mech haves the body of Terrorfirmer* What is this! Mech reunion?

Jamie: Since when does Gorrath’s mech do that?

Kiva: Somehow he must of combined his mech with the data of his other mechs and this gives him the ability to call on those mechs at will!!! This isn't good!!!

*We see Megas trying to stop the Trrorfirmer but the neck part of it slams his head down*

Kiva: Coop! Can you hear me! I just scanned Gorrath’s mech and it appears that somehow he's using data from his previous weapons to attack you!

Coop: Tell me something I don't know!!!

Kiva: You can't win!!!

Coop: No way! Besides I have beaten those pilled of scrap before and even if things are tough I can take him down.

Gorrath: Give up Earther! You cannot defeat me!!!

Coop: I've done it before and I can do it again!!!* Megas tries to break the spider legs and he gives a Super Kick to destroy two of the legs and we see Megas launches the first one at Gorrath but Gorrath then transforms back into the Juggarnaut and doges the leg, then it retransforms back into the Terrorfirmer and it's completely healed* What the?

Gorrath: Even you destroy a mech I can repair it by simply transforming to different mechs! You can't win!!!

coop: Doesn't mean I won't try!!! *then Megas takes the 2nd arm and uses it like a club and tries to attack Gorrath with it and does so by knocking down the spider legs, Gorrath then transforms into Mecha Megas and grabs the leg from him and then punches Megas, then Mecha Megas fires a Machine Gun blast at Megas but Megas puts up an energy shield and deflects it so that it goes directly at Gorrath but Gorrath once again transforms into the Juggarnut and it's big armoring protects it from machine gun fire. Megas jumps and hits Gorrath by Pump handling him but then Gorrath gets up and transforms into the Terrorfirmer again and tries to stab Megas with it's giant legs but Megas avoids them and re grabs the club and now Megas uses the club destroying the spider legs and Megas somehow picks up the Terror Firmer remains and throws them then he follows Gorrath*

Coop: Even with your little upgrades I still wipe the floor with you!

Gorrath: *Gorrath makes a hole into the ground and we see is transforming into the Leviathan and goes to the ground and we don’t see him*

Coop: Where are you squid....show yourself!!! *The Levithian appears and fires a Magnet ray at Megas repelling Megas making him fly into a building*

Gorrath: I got you know earther! *We see the Levithian try to wrap around Megas and squeeze him*

Coop: I don't think so!!! *Grabs the levithian by the tail*

Gorrath: I demand you let my robot go this instant!!!

Coop: WAAHHH!!!! *Megas twirls the Levithian around and then slams him to the ground* Give up?

Gorrath: *Gorrath grrs angerly and then the Levithian gets up and grabs megas and thrashes him about. Then we see the levithian drag Megas underground. Nothing happens until we hear some explosions and we see energy coming from the ground and Megas got out flying and we see his armor is badly damaged and Mecha megas appears (Meaning it must of transformed while underground and it throws an Energy Ball at Megas and it hits him*

Kiva: Oh no!!!

Jamie: Don’t give up Coop! You always have something to destroy Gorrath……he really does right guys?

Kiva: I don’t know, but let us hope he does.

Coop: Uh guys....I got nothing.

Gorrath: So do you give up earther or be eliminated?

Coop: Neither! WAAHHH!!!* Megas goes towards to Gorrath*

Gorrath: Have it your way! *Transforms into a combonation of the 4 and goes ballistic on Megas enshrouding megas in smoke*

Jamie/Kiva: COOP!!!

Gorrath: HAHAHA!!! I DID IT!!! I FINALLY WON OVER THAT FAT PRIMITAVE HAHAHA…..WHAT? *and we see Megas still standing even if he had took heavy damages*

Coop: That was it? I've seen things that hit much harder than that.

Gorath: Why won't you stay down!!! *Gorrath goes towards to Megas, jumps and transforms into the Juggernaut and hits Megas and Megas goes to the ground and transforms into Leviathan and they go deep into the ground and we see Gorrath get up from the ground and transform back into his normal Glorft mech and we don’t watch Megas gets out of the ground and they guys are in shock and the glorft are celebrating* Gorrath: HAHAHAHA!!! Looks like I didn’t need to use the Exponential Generator after all!!

Kiva: Oh no!

Jamie: It can’t be

Gorrath: I think I shall celebrate by destroying this patetic city!!!! *His mech goes on a rampage*

Jamie: So now what?

Kiva: Sorry Jamie but I don't think there is anything I can do and…..*then the ground starts to shake* what the?*then we see Megas come out of the ground and gets up* Coop!

Jamie: Dude! your alive!!!

Kiva: How did you survive!?

Coop: Come on......you think something like his mech is gonna take me down. I don't think so.

Kiva: Well glad that you are ok but I told you to stop the fight. Gorrath almost kill you!

Coop: No he didn't. I'll just put Megas in auto repair and I'll be good as new in a few minutes.

Jamie: Hey what about the CD thing your girlfriend gave you?

Kiva: What is that gonna do?

Coop: The CD is a digital copy of her Megas. I can download it to my Megas and make Megas just as strong as when our mechs fuse!

Kiva: And why didn’t you use it in the first place!?

Coop: I felt like I didn't need too........But now I know I do. *Puts it in and Megas changes to gold with the silvery wings that Jenna's mech had in "Guardian Angel" Woah....

Jamie: Nice.... *Both Jamie and Kiva get back in megas*

Kiva: *Scans* Megas power has increased 100 fold!!!

Coop: Cool....now to take down that squid once and for all!!!! *Megas powers up and flies away*

*Meanwhile we see Gorrath destroying the city with his powers*

Gorrath: Yes!!! All will bow before emperor Gorrath!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! *then we see an energy ball goes directly at Gorrath and Gorrath goes to the ground* ACK!!! What was that?*then turns around* IMPOSSIBLE!!!*and we see Megas with his hand that fire the blast*YOU!!!

Coop: That’s right Gorrath! And check up the upgrade my girlfriend gave me!!! This is why Love rocks!!! And also why you fail!! You come to my planet trying to be all though, use some kind of transformin mech to take me down, and you destroy my city which is mine to destroy! Now to put you down!!!

*Megas activates Kai-o-Ken mode and goes directly at Gorrath and Gorrath crosses his arms to defend himself but the punch of Megas was too strong and Gorrath goes into multiple buildings destroying them all, Gorrath gets up and sees Megas goes directly at him and transforms into the Juggarnaut but Megas punches it many times that the armor breaks and Gorrath uses a Laser Beam Attack at Megas but it does nothing and Then he transforms into Mecha-Megas and starts charging his Plasma Blast but Megas extends his uses his silvery wings to deflect the attack back at Gorrath damaging him pretty bad, then Megas creates a cool looking white energy sword and cuts the arms off of his mech*

Coop: Looks like your secret weapon has been smashed!

Jamie: Nice!!! *they do the finger pose*

Gorrath: *getting up and his mech transforms into a normal Glorft Mech* Looks like I have no other choice to use my back up plan now !*then we see he opens he’s chest and we see the Exponential Generator and its charging to explode*

Kiva: It can’t be!*scanner* it thought the Exponential Generator was destroy in my time

Jamie: That Exponential Generator its bad right?

Kiva. Yes it is! If Gorrath use it could incrases his power or destroy us all!!!

Coop: Ah let see!* watching at the buttons “this weapon cant help you, keep looking, Try the next one”* WAAHHH!!!*Coop hits the buttons with he’s head and we see Megas arms are glowing*

Gorrath: What are you doing!? You know it’s pointless to fight me now earther HAHAHA!!!

Coop: Let’s see about that squid WAAHHH!!!* Megas goes and grabs the Generator from his mech and puts it into Megas it makes Megas even stronger and Megas does a simple finger flick and it incinrates Gorrath's mech but the escape pod escapes*

Gorrath: Don't think this isn't over yet Earther!!!! I will return!!!

Coop: Yeah! Yeah! Keep crying big baby

Kiva: Coop you better get rid of that generator. It's too dangerous to use!

Coop: Sure thing....but first!!! we get some philly cheese stakes at the Speedy mart!!

Jamie. I’m up for it*they do the finger pose and we see Megas head for the Speedy Mart*

End of credits: We see Gorrath watching once again videos of Megas pulverizing his mechs again and again with the song of the end of credits of “The Driver’s seat”

Xerroo

09-13-2005, 03:07 PM

Terrormechavianaut is done.

Notes

1: Villians: The Glorft
2: Gorrath used powers from "Terror Firmer" "Dude Where's My Head" "Rumble of the Bands" And "20000 Leauges under Jersey"
3: A POP TV building is destroyed
4: Coop incinerating Gorrath at the end is a reference to DBZ when the villian is killed.
5: Megas underwent the same transformation Megas 2 went in "Guardian Angel"

King_of_doom

09-14-2005, 12:45 PM

Wow! Nice touch with the silvery wings i like it.

Well i have an idea for another episode im going to do when i finish Ultrabot Z episode, i was thinking putting the alien race call the Broods and here some ideas i think you and i can use:

1. The Broods are archrivals from The Glorfts

2. Making Brodie/Jenna their enemies besides the Glorfts

3.Their from the same dimension as Kivo and Kira and they are proclaming their robots from Brodie/Jenna (probably Kivo and Kira stoled both Megas 2 from them) and then they see Megas they want him too and Gorrath wont tolerate that and theres a big battlefest between Broods vs. Glorfts.

4. Just simply the guys go to their planet and they battle

i was thinking instead of insects the Broods are Lizards, here something about the Broods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brood_%28comics%29

Xerroo

09-16-2005, 05:31 PM

*The episode begins in the year 41XX and and we see a fortress and there’s Ultrabot Z and Uno protecting something and escaping*

Uno: *Takes his U-Saber and starts cutting bioloids who look like Guardroids from X8 and Sniper Joes from the Classic Series* Man! there are way to many of them! *Slashes another Bioloid* Who knew such a device was that important!!!

Ultrabot Z: *Charges up Z-Buster* I know how you feel Uno but Dr. Bright told us to protect the Hellads energy from Alpha's army! *Fires it on more bioloids and destroys them* We can't let Alpha get his hands on it or else!

Uno: Don’t you mean…*All of a sudden we hear rumbling and a pair of fists smash into the wall and Ultrabot Z and Uno look up to see one of Dr. Stromm robots that look like one of the “Knight Sabers from Bubblegum Crisis”* More Mechanoids!! *The Giant robot tries to crush both Ultrabot Z and Uno but they jump and Ultrabot Z charges up his Z-Buster and fires a shot blasting it and it goes down and Ultrabot Z and Uno escape via the giant hole the robot made and they run away with the device and we see Dr. Stromm and he looks similar at “Dr. Regal from Battle Network” And he's with 2 other giant mechanoids.

Dr. Stromm: *Voice actor is Jess Harnell* Those who oppose Alpha and his ways must be destroyed! Mechanoids! Attack! *The Mechanoids are now chasing Ultrabot Z and Uno and one of them launches a spinning rotery blade along the ground and tries to to slash both Ultrabot Z and Uno but Uno tackles Ultrabot Z and the blade goes past them, then the blade turns around and Uno changes his U-Saber into the T-Breaker and smashes the blade and then the other mechanoid fires a laser at them but they keep running.*

Uno: They're still after us! We have to stop them or else! Any ideas?

Ultrabot Z: Just keep running!!!

Uno: I don't think we have enough time!! *The Mechanoids are getting closer*

Dr. Stromm: Pathetic fools!!! You have no place in Alpha's utopia!!! *The Mechanoids starts to fire energy lasers at them but Ultrabot Z charges once again and shoots one of them blowing it up, the other then fires a machine gun blast but Uno changes his Z-Saber into the B-Fan and deflects the blasts back at the other robot destroying it too. Then we see Ultrabot Z push some buttons on his buster*

Uno: What are you doing!?

Ultrabot Z: Making sure Alpha's forces can't get this!! *Then we see a giant Mechanoid who looks like Crabz-Y from "MegaMan X8" show up and it pinches its claws at the 2 heroic bioloids* Give me some time Uno!

Uno: You got it! *Uno takes his U-Saber and starts attacking the giant mechanoid and it cuts off its legs and it goes down then we see Ultrabot Z is preparing to send the device until the giant Mechanoid fires a blast at him with its eyes and now we see Ultrabot Z knock into Uno and they both go to the ground.*

Dr. Stromm: A brave effort but it was all in vain. As Alpha's sucessor I will rid this planet of the humans! Now give me the energy device at once!!

Ultrabot Z: Sorry but I don't have it.

Dr. Stromm: *Picks up Ultrabot Z by the neck* Then I'll just have to find out where you put it! *We see Dr.Stromm fire a beam from his mouth and it goes into Ultrabot Z's mouth and then we see many 1's and 0's appear in Dr.Stormms eyes like the Matrix and he's scanning Ultrabot Z's data* Hmm....Ah....so you decided to hide it in the past! How foolish! *Throws Ultrabot Z away, then Uno gets up and tries to attack Dr.Stormm but Dr.Stormm uses a psychic energy attack and pushes Uno back* I'm sorry Uno but I don't have time to play with you. I must be off fullifilling my masters legacy! THE WOLRD WILL SOON BE FREE OF THE HUMANS!!! *Opens a time portal and goes into it, Uno tries to follow but the portal closes*

Uno: Ultrabot Z! Are you ok?

Ultrabot Z: *Getting up and is brusied* Heheh....I've felt better. *Drinks an L-Tank*

Uno: Where is the energy?

Ultrabot Z: I put it in the past where it will be safe. I set the coodinates to Jersey City.

Uno: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Ultrabot Z: Trust me. I'm sure Coop can handle himself fine. Let's go back to base and recharge. When we get better we'll retrive the hellads energy.

Uno: Ok. *They walk away*

*Title Theme Plays*

Ultrabot Z: Command Mission

*We now are in the junk yard and we see Gigas lifting weights like Megas*

Skippy: 1230, 1231, 1232…*then we see Tommy next to him with a Mega-Slush*

Tommy: Hey you better watch it man. Didn't your cousin once almost destroy his robot doing that?

Skippy: Relax Tommy. I'm almost done. 1233, 1234, 1235. *Puts the weights down* See now I'm done. *Gigas gets back up*

Tommy: Hey where is Stephanie? Wasn't she gonna meet us here today?

Skippy: She's sick. Her sister is taking care of her. It's just you and me today.

Tommy: Cool! Now we can do something fun like use Gigas to sneak into the high school girls locker room.

Skippy: Dude....You're only 13.

Tommy: So. *Drinks Mega-slush*

*Both Skippy and Tommy exit Gigas*

Skippy: *Stomach growls* Let's get something to eat. I'm starving.

Tommy: You're always starving.

*All of a sudden the device shows up above Tommy and it falls on his head*

Tommy: OWW!!! What the? *Grabs the device.* What the heck is this?

Skippy: I don't know. It just came from the sky.

Tommy: I wonder what it does? *Presses random buttons and then a laser blast shoots into the sky and it blows up a POP TV Blimp that was in the air* Coooooooolll....

Skippy: Now that's some serious firepower!

Little Tommy: Mmmm…

Skippy: Hey! Maybe I can use it on Gigas and add it to its shoulder cannon. It could it increase it's power alot!

Tommy: Well I say we can sale it and have a couple of bucks

Skippy: Sell it!? You kidding!?

Tommy: You have any idea how much a thing like this can be on the black market? I bet it would be worth millions!!!

Skippy: Uh....no. Now come on. Let's get this into Gigas. *They go into Gigas and Skippy buts the device into Gigas's core system* Ok. It's in. Now let's see what this thing can really do. *All of a sudden another portal appears and out comes Dr.Stromm and 3 Laserman.EXE like mechanoids of different color* Woah.

Dr. Stromm: You there!!! *Points to Gigas* Give me the Hellads Energy!

*Skippy and Tommy look at each other*

Skippy: Uh....come again.

Dr.Stromm: I've scanned your robot! It has the Hellads energy! I want it!!!

Tommy: Dude....I think he's talking about the box thingy we found.

Dr.Stromm: Yes! Now give it to me!!!

Skippy: No way dude! I found it. It's mine!

Dr.Stromm: Then I'll take it from you! Mechanoids! Attack! *The 3 mechanoids surround Gigas and crack their knuckles*

Tommy: Looks like they want a fight.

Skippy: You want to fight!? Lets go! *The 3 mechanoids charge up a laser blast and proceed to hit Gigas but Gigas grabs the weights it was using and uses it like a club and starts smacking the mechanoids around, then he twirls the weight around but then the Green Mechanoid fires a laser at the pole part of the weight and cuts it in half then it rushes over to attack Gigas but Gigas grabs its head and slams it to the ground the Red Mechanoid then fires a Fire Wave at Gigas*

Tommy: Incoming fire!!!

Skippy: So he wants to torch us eh? Well you know what I say! I say we fight Fire...*2 giant tubs shoot out from Gigas's back and they get connected to Fire Hydrants around the area, then we see the shoulder cannon on Gigas charge up* With water!!!! *Gigas fires a stream of water and it hits the red mechanoid and it goes flying into many buildings and lands in the city then Gigas unhooks the cords and they go back into Gigas and Gigas flies over to the red Mechanoid*

Tommy: Dude that was awesome!!!

Skippy: And now to finish this guy off. Let's use the new laser on him. *Aims his shoulder cannon at the mech and charges it. It glows super bright but then the blue mechanoid punches Gigas from behind and instead the blast shot heads into outer space, meanwhile we see the Karajor being pulled out of Null space and we see the Glorft*

Commander: Warmaster! We are in position!!!

Gorrath: Good! Fire the Ultimate Planet Destroyer Mark II!!!

Commander: We will commence fire! *The Karajor does the same setup thing it did it "TV Dinner" and it charges up, meanwhile that same yellow Glorft sees the laser beam head at them*

Glorft: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown* Uh...sir?

*The Beam hits the Karajor and the UPD Mark 2 explodes as well as the Karajor*

Gorrath: What happened!!!

Commander: The UPD Mark 2 has been destroyed. It seems the Earth fired a weapon at us in retaliation!!

Gorrath: One of these days Earther......One of these days.....POW!!! RIGHT INTO THE MOON!!!! *The Karajor goes back into Null Space*

*Back in Jersey we see Gigas get up and face the blue mechanoid*

Skippy: Don't you know it ain't nice butting in? I guess I'll have to use the weapon on you! *Charges up but it shorts out* Uh....Tommy? Any ideas why my laser isn't working.

Tommy: *We see a screen that says recharge* That thing needs to recharge. Let's just use the normal laser for now.

Skippy: Good idea. *Gigas charges up a normal energy blast and fires at the Blue Mechanoid but it uses a disintergration laser and disintegrates the blast and then we see the Green mechanoid fly next to the Blue Mechanoid and the Red one get up and walk next to them, all 3 of them fire multiple laser blasts at Gigas and Gigas in enshrouded in a cloud of smoke.*

Dr: Stromm: *Flies over to them* Enough! It appears that the fools have been….no it can be!!! *then we see an energy blast shoot the Green Mechanoid and and it gets thrown to the ground, then Gigas gets up and runs then grabs the Red one and gives it a backbreaker and throw it to the ground, meanwhile Dr.Stromm flies to safety and finally Gigas tackles the blue Mechanoid then picks it up and throws it and it goes into a building then Gigas fires a homing laser blast at the Mechanoid and it hits him and then Gigas grabs it and suplexes it finish off with an Elbow drop*

Skippy: Heheh...that was easy.

Tommy: LOOK OUT!!! *The Red and Green mechanoids attack Gigas and Gigas goes down, then we see both Gigas and the blue mechanoid get up. and all 3 mechanoids fire a machine gun blast.*

Skippy: Oh…*then Gigas gets hit but Gigas puts his arms in an X like position and buffers the attack and then Gigas retaliates fires thousands of laser blasts at them* WAAHHHHH!!!! *But they avoide the blasts and they give Gigas a triple kick*

Dr. Stromm: Now! Break the robot open and get the device!!! *the Red and the Green grab the arms of Gigas and we see the Blue one grab the legs and they try to pull it apart*

Tommy: He's pulling us apart! Do something Skippy!!!

Skippy: I got it. *Skippy fires a barrage of homing blasts from the shoulder cannon and they hit the robots and they let go of Gigas and Gigas falls down and gets up* It's gonna take more than that to defeat the Gigas!!

*The Red Mechanoid takes his hand and fires a energy wave to the ground and it travels along the ground and it goes at gigas but Gigas jumps out of the way and then an energy blast raises like a pillar from the ground and it almost hits Gigas but the Gigas gets out of the way. then we see the device is charged up to full again*

Tommy: The device is full again!

Skippy: Then let's use it! *Gigas charges up a super powerful concentrated cutting laser shot and it travels along the ground and it hits all three mechanoids destroying them* Nice....

*Skippy and Tommy do the finger pose thingy*

Dr: Stromm: It’s impossible!!! How did you defeat them easily!!!?

Skippy: I can see why you want that thing so badly. It made turning your robots into scrap a whole lot easier! And I still have energy to spare to use it on you! *Aims at Dr.Stromm and charges up*

Dr. Stromm: *Puts a cube on the ground and it transforms into a rainbow version of the Laserman.EXE type mech and grabs the shoulder cannon and it fires at a POP TV bulding decimating it*

Skippy: Another one!?

Dr. Stromm: Yes...and now you die!!! *Dr.Stromms mech shoots a rainbow laser at Gigas and Gigas gets hit and goes down*

Tommy: Woah dude. You gonna let some punk dude do that to you?

Skippy: *Gigas gets back up and aims at Dr.Stromm* Ok pal! I don't know who you think you are but you are going down now!!! *Gigas goes at the giant rainbow mech and starts punching him rapidly and we see Skippy pressing the buttons that correspond with Gigas punching his mech and we see Dr.Stromm cringing as his mech gets punched. But then his mech puts up a defensive barrier around him blowing Gigas back. Then from the mechs chest we see Dr.Stromms mech fire a powerful laser blast and it hits Gigas and Gigas falls down to the ground, Gigas gets up and Stromm starts his attack on Gigas by kicking him hard and uses his sharp claws from his feet to slash Gigas but Gigas grabs his feet and turns him around and then Gigas fires a blast at the mech knocking it back*

Dr. Stromm: I must say you put up a good fight for a human! Now give me back the hellads energy core!

Skippy: What do you want it for anyway?

Dr. Stromm: Surely you have seen it's awesome power! With it I can finally rid the Earth of you filthy humans and create a bioloid free utopia!!! Humans are inferior and must be destroyed! It is what Alpha wants!!

Skippy: Oh yeah....you think I'm just gonna walk right up to you and give this thing to you. That's funny. It really is.

Dr.Stromm: Fool! You don't know who you are dealing with!!

Tommy: Sure we do! You're a big jerk who smells like rusted metal!

Dr.Stromm: Perhaps I have to show just how powerful I really am!!! *His mech puts his hands to the ground and fires a blast and it travels towards Gigas*

Skippy: This trick again! Come on...this is easy to avoid! *All of the sudden the energy trail splits into 2 and it circles Gigas and Gigas gets caught in a pillar of energy and the floor below them falls down and Gigas falls down too* Woah!!!

Dr.Stromm: I call that my seismic devestator! No one has ever escaped from it's power! Now give me the energy and I promise I will kill you quickly!

Tommy: Dude...he's gonna kill us!!

Skippy: *Gigas tries to fly out of the hole but he's stuck in rock and can't move* I can't budge!!!

Dr.Stromm: Nothing can save you now!!! *As he is about to destroy the Gigas a portal appears and sucks up Gigas, then we see the portal close*

Dr. Stromm: What!? No!!! CURSE YOU ULTRABOT Z!!! THIS IS YOUR DOING!!! *In the year 41XX we see Gigas fall down and stuff*

Skippy: Ow....my head...

Tommy: Any idea where we are?

*They look around on the screen and they see it's all futury and stuff*

Skippy: I don't think we are in Jersey anymore.

*Then as they look they see Ultrabot Z and Uno aim their weapons at them*

Skippy: Huh?

Ultrabot Z: Give us the Hellads energy immediately!

Uno: This guy doesn’t look familiar Ultrabot Z

Skippy: More you robots! Look. I already told one of your friends that he can't have the energy core! I found it and that makes it mine!!

Ultrabot Z: As leader of the 17th unit of the disobayer stoppers I demand that you identify yourself and give us the Hellads energy!

Skippy: Hey.....aren't you those robots my cousin Coop told me about?

Ultrabot Z/Uno: Coop!?

Skippy: Yeah. *They stop aiming their weapons at Gigas, then both Skippy and Tommy get out. Ultrabot Z immedatly reconizes Little Tommy.

Ultrabot Z: Dr.Bright!? Is that you?

Tommy: Huh?

Ultrabot Z: Wait....you didn't create me yet. But what are you doing here?

Tommy: *Looking at Skippy* Create.....you? What are you talking about.

Uno: Ultrabot Z. This must be the same Tommy we rescued from Alpha. He doesn't know a thing yet!

Skippy: Uh....you guys mind telling me what the heck is going on?

Ultrabot Z: I am Ultrabot Z. And you Dr.Thomas Bright, created me. Come. While the others repair your robot I will tell you all.

*In another room we see them talk*

Ultrabot Z: Dr.Bright. I know this is all hard to take in but.

Tommy: Dude....could you just call me Tommy?

Uno: Er....Ok Tommy.

Ultrabot Z: Anyways....listen. In your time, 20 years from now, you will be the first human to discover the link between human mind and artifical intellegence. From that knowledge you will create me. It is because of you that all of this is possible. You were the father of all bioloids. It is also because of you that in our time we are facing a terrible war. You see....

*We get flashbacks at this point of Alpha leading his army into many cities and destroying the humans, and we get scenes that are similar to Mega Man X1 where Ultrabot Z fights a Vile like reploid in a ride armor, and then we see Ultrabot Z and Uno fight Alpha on many occasions, then we see scenes from "Ultrabot Z" Then we see Dr.Stromm take control of Alpha's army and the war between humans and bioloids continue*

Ultrabot Z: Alpha one day believed that humans were inferior. So he began a rebellion against the humans. We fought Alpha on a number of occasions and each time we were sucessful. However the price of war was very high. One day Alpha decided to go into the past to eliminate you. But thanks to Coop we were able to defeat Alpha. Now that Alpha has been deactivated Dr.Stromm has taken over Alpha's army and plans to continue the war against the humans.

*Back to reality*

Ultrabot Z: So Tommy....do you understand all of this?

Tommy: Uh....you lost me at Anyways...

*Both Ultrabot Z and Uno look at each other then we see Gigas as good as new*

Skippy: Hey nice job on the repairs dude. I can see you gave Gigas an upgrade.

Ultrabot Z: I also took the Hellads energy from your robots core. It's too dangerous for you to use.

Skippy: Awww man!!! What is that thing supposed to do anyway?

Ultrabot Z: This device was also created by Dr.Bright. It's purpose was to increase the power of a bioloid by 100 fold. Dr.Stromm wanted this so he tried to take it at all costs.

Skippy: Ah the old mad scientist routine. That never gets old.

Tommy: You said it.

Uno: Alpha tried many times to get it but failed. Now Dr.Stromm is trying to and he might succeed. But thanks to you Skippy we have a chance in defeating them.

Tommy: Oh yeah....so exactly where are we?

Ultrabot Z: We are in one of your secret laboratories, but I can’t assure we are safe from...*then we hear explosions and Uno’s watching in the surveillance camera* What the!?

Uno: Oh no! *We see the rainbow like mech try to get into the lab* He's back!!

Ultrabot Z: Looks like he came a bit early! *then is charging his Z-Buster *there’s no other choice then to fight! Are you prepare to battle Skippy?

Skippy: Sure thing!! *Then Gigas is in his fighting pose and Uno activates his U-Saber and we see now rainbow mechanoid break open the barrier*

Dr. Stromm: Ultrabot Z. I must say sending the energy back in time was a good time staller for you to regain your energy. But it will do you no good! Now give it to me or taste defeat!

Ultrabot Z: No! I won't let you take the energy from us!!!

Dr. Stromm: Then I shall crush you!!! *We see 3 more mechanoids show up, they are yellow, orange, and purple in color* Now my mechanoids! Destroy them!!!*

*First we see the Yellow Mechanoid fire a whirlwind at Ultrabot Z but Ultrabot Z avoids it, we see the Orange Mechanoid attacking Uno with a slash attack but Uno jumps on the mechanoid and kicks it in the back of his head and it gets knocked down, then we see the Purple Mechanoid attack Gigas*

Tommy: They never learn do they?

Skippy: This should be easy! *Gigas begins punching the mechanoid hard Ultrabot Z still avoids the attacks of the Yellow Mechanoid but now uses his Z-Buster firing a charged shot at the Yellow mechanoid and it goes to the ground, Ultrabot Z then was going to absorb his data but it gets back up and crushes him hard, it seems it has the upper hand but Ultrabot Z transforms into the Megas Armor and breaks free, then flies into the air and fires a barrage of missiles at the giant mech enshrouding it in smoke, then Ultrabot Z flies right into the mech knocking it down*

Ultrabot Z: Just give up Dr.Stromm. Humans and bioloids should live in peace!!

Dr.Stromm: Never! I won't allow those flesh bags live in the same world or universe as us! Now destroy him!

*Ultrabot Z activates the SDF Cannon in his chest and fires it at the yellow mechanoid destroying it completey*

Ultrabot Z: I offer you the chance to surrender Dr.Stromm!!!! Come out of your mech and put your hands up!!! *As he aims his buster at Dr.Stromm meanwhile we see Uno and the Orange Mechanoid and we see it fire many missiles at Uno but Uno uses his Z-Saber and cuts the missiles, then the mechanoid fires an Electric Blast at Uno and he gets shocked by it and he’s now into the ground and the mechanoid grabs him and crushes him*

Uno: I don't think so!!!! *Then he turns his U-Saber into a K-Knuckle and breaks free then using is super strength he wall jumps and dives down the robot putting a giant hole in it now we see Gigas starts pummeling at the Purple Mechanoid but then It kicks Gigas hard and goes to the ground and now see uses a Machine Gun blast on Gigas but Gigas fires a harpoon shot at him and it goes around the shoulder thingy and Gigas pulls the mechanoid towards him*

Say Cheese!!! *Then Gigas slams it to the ground and starts to crush him with his foot then he starts charging up a laser blast and gigas fires at him and destroys the mech but part of the blast hits the security system making easier access tot he Hellads system*

Dr.Stromm: Looks like your friend opened up the security system for me! Now to get what is mine!

Ultrabot Z: No we won't allow you to take it!

Dr. Stromm: Imbecile! Get out of the way!

Uno: Never! The device doesn't belong to you!!!

Dr. Stromm: I don’t have time for this *His mech tries to crush Ultrabot Z and Uno but they dodge out of the way and they try to keep the giant mech back. Ultrabot Z charges up a laser blast and shoots it at the mech, then Uno uses the T-Breaker to slam the guys mech to the ground, but then the mech fires 2 energy pods that ensare Ultrabot Z and Uno* Now with you fools out of the way I will go collect my prize! *When he gets to it we see it gone*

Skippy: Looking for this? *We see Gigas holding the device and throwing it up to the air*

Dr.Stromm: Give it to me!!!

Skippy: Nope. I don't think so. *Crushes it with his hands* If this thing gets into the hands of fools like you. You'll destroy the whole world!

Dr.Stromm: NO!!!! You idiot! I could of been super powerful!!!

Skippy: Blah blah blah!!! It looks like it's you and me now pal!!!

Tommy: Yeah and there is nothing you can do about it!

Dr.Stromm: Hmph! I don't need that hunk of junk anyway! I'm more than capable to handle a few humans!!!

Tommy: Hey watch who you are inslulting! I made that thing! I think.....

Dr.Stromm: Take this!! *His mech puts his hands to the ground and creates the same seismic shockwave but Gigas flies into the air and then goes at the rainbow mechanoid. But then it charges up a 7 colored blast of Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Orange, Purple, and Indigo and they all home in on Gigas but then Gigas takes his should cannon off of him and then uses it as a vaccum and absorbs the blasts, then Gigas fires them back at Dr.Stromm but the blasts do nothing, then Dr.Stromm's mech fires a silver blast at Gigas and Gigas falls down, then he picks up Gigas and punchs him hard, then kicks gigas down, then he steps on Gigas* Such a fool to think you could defeat a bioloid human! You will be the first two to die!

Tommy: Hey! Don't you know that if you kill me than you won't exsit! I created Ultrabot Z!!

Dr.Stromm: I'm fully aware of that but thanks to the Time distruptance chip in my body it won't do much!!!

Skippy: You know it's funny how some long haired primmadonna declares war on the humans, tries to destroy my robot, and thinks that his precious little toy was destroyed!

Dr.Stromm: Huh? You mean you never had the device?

Ultrabot Z: No...*Breaks free from his pod* But I do!!!

Dr.Stromm: What!? *Looks up*

Ultrabot Z: We sure had him fooled didn't we Skippy!

Skippy: Yeah!!!

*Ultrabot Z flies over to Gigas and puts the energy core into Gigas, then absorbs Gigas's data and his armor transforms into the Gigas Armor, and because the energy core thing was inside Gigas, ULtrabot Z gets his power too*

Dr.Stromm: You tricked me!!!

Ultrabot Z: Now I will give you one final chance to surrender or else! Let's end the war between humans and bioloids!!!

Dr.Stromm: Ne....never! I'll never surrender!!!!

Ultrabot Z: Fine then.....I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. *Charges up a super powerful blast from his shoulder cannon and fires it at his mech, but his mech puts up a defense barrier and tries to block the attack, we see the laser beam bounce off the barrier then we see smoke and stuff and then we see the smoke clear then we see his mech and it's short circuting and Dr.Stromm is breathing super hard*

Dr.Stromm: It will....take.....more......than....that to stop me.....I still live!!!

Skippy: Then how about my blast!!! *Charges up his laser blast*

Dr.Stromm: Oh no......*Gigas fires at his mech and his mech dissintergrates* NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Dies*

Tommy: Nice....*Does pose thingy with Skippy*

*Uno is freed from his pod*

Ultrabot Z: Well that should quell the bioloid rebellion for now.

Uno: Ultrabot Z that was awesome! I had no idea you had the device with you!

Ultrabot Z: Yeah. When I took the device from Gigas I put it into my system and replaced the real one with a fake one.

Tommy: Pretty cool!

Skippy: So....now what?

Ultrabot Z: Well I guess we'll send you guys home. You can keep the device if you want to help you defeat your enemies.

Skippy: Awesome!

Tommy: So about me creating you guys?

Ultrabot Z: Don't worry about it. When the time comes all will be revealed to you. *They open the portal*

Skippy: Ok then....see you guys later. I'll tell Coop you said hi! *Gigas flies into the portal*

Uno: Good bye! And take care!!!

*Back in the year 2005/6/7 we see Gigas re enter the present*

Tommy: Woah man....the future looks so awesome. I can't belive I'm the one who did all that!!!

Skippy: I know. Awesome isn't it. Hey! Why don't we go visit Stephanie and see how she's feeling!

Tommy: Good idea. *Gigas flies away and we see Jersey City destroyed from before*

End Credits: We see the Karajor all wrecked in space from the laser blast, Gorrath is blaming the commander for this.

The End.

Xerroo

09-17-2005, 08:33 PM

Ultrabot Z: Command Mission is finished.

Notes:
1: Villians: Dr.Stromm
2: Dr.Stromm looks like Dr.Regal from MegaMan Battle Network, his mech looks alot like LaserMan.EXE from Battle Network. It's only fitting because Dr.Regals netnavi is really LaserMan.EXE
3: A POP TV Building and Blimp were destroyed
4: The Glorft make a breif cameo in this episode and they fire the UPD Mark 2 but fail.
5: The Gigas Armor debut.
6: The energy device looks like a Heart Tank from the Mega Man X Series.
7: Little tommy learns of his future.
8: The Seismic power attack is similer to the attack trembler used in the new episode of "The Batman"
9: Gorrath's line of "One of these days" Is a reference to the "Honeymooners" with Jackie Gleason and Art Carney.

King_of_doom

09-17-2005, 08:45 PM

Good episode! Looks like even if Skippy wrecks the city he's more responsible than Coop and Brodie with is robot, and Tommy looks like he's getting the Jamie thing.

Xerroo

09-22-2005, 02:11 PM

Cruise Control.

*The episode begins on another planet, we see people running for their lives as a giant huge robot that looks like Yellow Brontes from Mega Man X8 is wrecking havoc, it bashes buildings and stuff, then it fires a laser beam along the ground causing destruction and stuff, then we see tanks and planes come and they try to shoot down the giant robot*

Carbuloid: *Voice actor is David Deluise* Feeble fleshlings, you cannot defeat the all powerful Carbuloid. I am all powerful! *Uses his giant arm and swats the tanks and planes, and then continues to cause havok and destruction, then we see mechs that look like Zaku Gundams and they start to shoot harpoons at the robot and they start to take him down* Give it up fleshings. I cannot be stopped. It is my destiny to be the ruler of all. *They keep firing harpoons at him to tie him up and then they start to fire some kind of probe at the robot and it starts to short circut and stuff* I......I......can........not..........be..........stopped. *The robot topples over and short circuts and deactivates, then we see mechs grab carbuloid and carry him away as people look on, we then pan over to a building and inside we see people talking*

King Maxus: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* What is the status on the rouge guardian Carbuloid? Has he been taken out?

Advisor: *Voice actor is Niel Dikerson* Yes my lord. We are taking it apart as we speak.

King Maxus: Darn it! This is the 5 time we had to take him apart and rebuild him. I don't think Carbuloid will cooperate with us. I have no choice but to shut him down for good. *Gives the Advisor a piece of metal that looks like Zero's DNA from "MegaMan X6" Take his CPU and embeded it into rock. Then take that rock and send it far away.

Advisor: I understand. *Takes it and he leaves*

King Maxus: Great....Now I'll have to start rebuilding again.

*The guy does as he's told and we see a giant Meteor in space with the technology embedded into it, it flies through space and stuff and it approaches the milkey way. It then heads towards Earth, the meteor lands in Jersey City Junkyard and we see the piece of metal has been dislodged from the rock*

Carbuloid: I........live.......

*Title Theme Plays*

Cruise Control.

*We are now in front of Coop's house and we see Jamie reading a catalog about cars*

Jamie: Now that is a nice car. *As Coop walks up to him* Man why do cars have to cost so much nowadays Coop.

Coop: *As he's cleaning his car* Uh....why don't you just do what I did and build one?

Jamie: Because I'm not as technologically advanced as you are......Hey! I got an idea! How about you build me a car Coop!?

Coop: I can't right now Jamie. I'm too busy.

Jamie: With what!? All you do is work on Megas.

Coop: And spend time with my girlfriend....train with Kiva, and I also need some relaxing time. Why don't you just get a job and buy a car.

Jamie: Yeah....I'm sure I can find something I can do that will pay well.

*Monday*

*We see Jamie working as a plumber's assistant and we see a fat guy working the sink and every now and then his pants fall down*

Plumber: *Voice actor is Charlie Adler* Hey can you get that? *Jamie does so* Thanks alot. *Pants fall down again* Hey can you get that? *Jamie does so* Thanks alot. *It happens again* Hey can you get that? *Jamie does so* Thanks alot.

Jamie: ugh....

*Tuesday*

*Jamie is now working as a door to door salesman*

*Jamie knocks on a door and we see a guy come out*

Jamie: Hello and how do you do. I am Jamie Mahoney and I'm with the Acjax corp. I'm here to sell you *As he talks we see the guy go back into his house and grab a shot gun* valuable stuff that....might...

Man: *Voice actor is Jim Cummings* You got exactly 5 seconds to run boy or else...if there is one thing I hate in this world it's door to door salesmen*

Jamie: *Gulps* Ok then take care. *Walks away and the guy shoots by him* AAAAHHHHH!!!! *Runs like a girl*

*Wensday*

*We now see Jamie as Janitor for Jersey City High School and he's cleaning up stuff and the principal comes by and recognizes Jamie*

Principal: *Voice actor is Edward Anser* Well I knew sooner or later Mr.Mahoney you'd be cleaning up this place. I guess I was right wasn't I? Heheh....I'm still surprised you actually managed to get to college....how much are we paying you again? Oh yeah it's too much. Now get back to work or else. I don't pay you to slack off and listen to other people's anecdotes. *Walks away*

Jamie: *Gets angry and breaks his broom and storms off*

*Thursday*

*We see Jamie as the mascot for the Jersey City Pumas and he's dancing around in a costume and everyone likes him*

Jamie: Hey! I think I might of actually found a job I like!!!

Owner: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* Hey there Jamie. How is the new job coming along?

Jamie: It's great man! All I got to do is just put on a costume and dance around! It doesn't get better than this!

Owner: Well.....there is a little more than just...dancing.

*We see a cannon*

Jamie: You want to shoot me out of a cannon? NO WAY! *Takes off head* Forget it I quit! *Storms off*

*Friday*

*We see Coop and Kiva working on Megas and Jamie is pissed off*

Jamie: Man this entire week stinks! All I did was get cruddy jobs and accumilated to about 20 bucks!

Coop: So I guess the job thing ain't doing so hot eh?

Kiva: What's the big deal getting a car anyway Jamie?

Jamie: Cars get chicks. I need a car to get chicks. I am without a car.

Kiva: Well the way you drive maybe it would be better that way.

Jamie: Ha ha ha very funny. *Sigh* I'm guess I'm doomed to a life of existance where I shall never get a date from any girl ever.

Coop: Come on Jamie....quit sulking over the whole thing.

Jamie: I would if you'd build me a car.

Coop: I already told you Jamie I can't just build you a car like that. I'm way too busy with other things.

Jamie: Then at least let me borrow yours.

Coop: No....I'm not going through that again.

Jamie: Come on man! I'm desperate! I have nothing! NOTHING!!!! You have a giant robot, a girlfriend, your own food thing that lets you eat whatever you want! And what do I have? Come on Coop. Just do this one thing for me.

Coop: *Sigh* Fine Jamie....I'll make you a car. Now quit bugging me.

Jamie: Thanks man you are the best. *Jamie walks away*

Kiva: Coop you aren't going to actually build him a car are you?

Coop: Look...If I don't then I'll never hear the end of it. And if we can make Jamie happy then it's good enough for me.

Kiva: I got a bad feeling about this Coop....

*Later that night, we see Coop and Kiva outside in the junkyard*

Kiva: Coop. Remind me why we are here?

Coop: I got to start making Jamie's car Kiva. I want it done by tomorrow morning so I can surprise him. Ok now let me see what I have. I've got the car shell, some wheels, spokes, car parts, hmm....I wonder what else I'll need. *Notices something on the floor* Hmm....what's this? *Picks it up, it's the CPU of Carbuloid* I guess this could be used for something.

Kiva: *Scans it* Coop....this thing isn't from Earth?

Coop: Come again?

Kiva: I don't know where it came from but it's origin isn't form Earth. It must of come from another planet thousands of miles in space.

Coop: You'd think it make a good car part?

Kiva: Coop I don't think you should use it....I don't know what that thing is capible of.

Coop: Rleax Kiva...I'm sure it's just a storage energy unit or something. Now let's get started.

*We now see Coop and Kiva working hard on Jamie's car, Coop puts stuff together and wields it and he connects things and takes things apart, he works and paints, and torches stuff and he's wearing a mask, We see Coop get a pair of fuzzy dice and put them on the car, and then Coop takes the CPU thing and attempts to install it in the car's motherboard.*

Kiva: Coop....not that I'm stopping you or anything but need I remind you that that thing you find isn't form Earth and we have no idea what that thing might do.

Coop: *Looks at Kiva* I'm sure it's nothing. *Puts it in the car, then we see the car being raised on a giant platform and it's raining, it's like that scene in Frankenstien* Ok...now the last thing we need now is to give the car a bit of juice. *The car is at its highest position and we see lightning and stuff* Come on....*Lightning strikes but it doesn't hit the car* Come on....*Lighting strikes again but doesn't hit the car, then it strikes again and hits the car and the car starts to glow and activate like a normal car* HAHAHAHAH!!!! YES!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!! *Coop lowers the car and we see the car vrooming* Man Jamie is so going to love this.

Kiva: Well...*Scans* Everything seems to be normal. Can we go home now? I'm soaking wet.

Coop: Yeah...let's go and get some rest. Jamie is gonna be so happy when he sees his new car.

*They walk away and we see the car lights up again*

Carbuloid: I live once more......*Shuts down and rests*

*The next day*

Coop: *Directing Jamie to where the car is and has Jamie's eyes close* Ok Jamie. Now it's right over here. You can open your eyes now.

Jamie: *Does so and looks at the car* That's the car you made for me?

Coop: Pretty cool huh?

Jamie: *Inspects the car* It's not bad.....Not bad at all.

Kiva: Gee Jamie....you don't seem so enthustatic about this.

Jamie: Sorry guys. I was kinda hoping the car would turn out to be like this. *Shows them a pic of a really hot car* But this is ok! Coop. I really appereciate what you did for me man.

Coop: No prob. Now what say you go take that baby for a spin!

Jamie: Sure thing. *Jamie goes in and starts to drive away the car drives fine*

Kiva: You know Coop. That was very nice of you doing that for him.

Coop: No problem. While he's off cruisin you wanna get a Mega-Slush at the Speedymart?

Kiva: Sure. *They walk away*

*Meanwhile we see Jamie crusin in the car with the car radio on and stuff*

Jamie: Well....I have to say this car drives like a beauty. Coop outdid himeslef this time. *As Jamie drives we see the headlights are eyes and they look around at stuff and we see Carbuloids view*

Carbuloid: Must fine suitable body for control. *Scans a giant bulldozer* Ineffecint. *Then Jamie turns and he is now by the airport and Carbuloid scans a giant airplane* Inefficient....

*Jamie continues to drive along the roads and stuff then they over to Coop's house*

Carbuloid *Scans Megas* Perfect body structure.....must take body. *The car takes control and it drives over to Megas*

Jamie: Woah! Hey stop!!! *Jamie puts up the breaks* Hmm....I guess Coop put a few bugs in it. I better drive it back and tell Coop to fix it. *He does so*

Carbuloid: Must....get....body.

*Jamie drives back to the Junkyard and we see Coop and Kiva watching Jamie drive back*

Coop: So what did you think Jamie?

Jamie: I think it still has a few bugs in it. It's steering is a bit off.

Coop: Hm...oh well. Don't sweat it man. I'll fix it tomorrow. Let's leave the car here and go get some food. You want Crispy Cajun nuggets?

Jamie: Sure.

Kiva: So Jamie...did you get any chicks?

Jamie: No...

Kiva: *Snickers*

*They walk away as they do we see Carbuloid light up*

Carbuloid: Must....get to body....*Carbuloid drives on it's own and it heads to Coop's house where Megas is standing, he notices that Coop's car is on it* Must get rid of other car....*Carbuloid using some kind of magnetic tractrion starts driving on Megas and goes to the car, then he turns the wheel's sideways and starts pushing the other car off but and it manages to get the car to the edge then with one swift push pushes off the car and the car falls down but don't worry the car is still intact. then Carbuoloid takes control of Megas, Megas moves it's arms and looks around* Yes....Carbuloid is full once again. Carbuloid will take over this world and become surpreme ruler. *Megas starts to walk into the city*

*Meanwhile at the resturant*

*We see Coop with a giant plate of Crispy Cajun Nuggets and stuff*

Coop: Woo....all that working on a car sure builds up an appitite.

Kiva: Doesn't everything you do build you up an appitite.

Coop: Yeah. *Eats some nuggets*

Jamie: So Coop after we eat can we go and fix the car.

Coop: *Stuffed with food* Sure thing. Just let me order another batch of nuggets and we'll be on our way.

Kiva: *Kiva looks out the window* You know Coop. I'm still a bit uneasy about that part you used in Jamie's car.

Coop: Relax Kiva. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the car's steering.

Kiva: *As she looks out the window she sees Megas rampaging in the city* Uh Coop...I think Jamie's CAR IS THE LEAST OF OUR PROBLEMS!! *Points to Megas* Did you leave the Auto pilot on again!?

Coop: No....I shut it off.

Kiva: Then care to explain why Megas is rampaging through the city?

Jamie: Hey look! It's my car!!!

*They see Megas with now Carbuloid as the head of Megas and it starts to rampage about the city, it grabs a POP TV Sign and throws it making it explode*

Carbuloid: All will bow down to Carbuloid. None will be spared. I am the ultimate ruler. *Uses Megas's machine guns and fires at a building making it implode* Ha Ha Ha. Cower in my power.

Coop: *Drinking a soda* Hmmm....I wonder why it's doing that?

Kiva: Gee....I don't know...maybe it's BECAUSE OF THE ALIEN PART YOU PUT INTO JAMIE'S CAR!

Jamie: What!? You put something from outer space into my car!?

Coop: I thought it was part of the cars CPU.

Jamie: You mean to tell me that my car is now housing some sort of evil robot from another galaxy and that car has taken over Megas!?

Coop: It would appear to be that way. *Still drinks his soda*

Kiva: Coop we have to stop that thing before it destroys the city!

Coop: Well what do you suggest Kiva? I can't exactly use Megas right now since some alien robot thingy has control of it.

Kiva: What about your girlfriend Jenna? Let's go to her and have her take care of Megas.

Coop: Can't....she's out of town...with her Megas.

Kiva: Then what about Skippy?

Coop: Can't either....he's grounded from using his robot after he blew up the PTA building.

Kiva: So then there is no way for us to get Megas back?

Coop: Well....as long as I have the control module I should be able to take back control of Megas.

Kiva: Right. Let's get back to the car and and then'll I figure out what to do from there.

Jamie: Right! *They all start walking out and ruinning towards Coop's house and stuff, meanwhile Carbuloid is wrecking havoc all over Jersey City*

Carbuloid: *Uses his own eyebeams from the car and fires upon the city causing fires and explosion, we see people running for their lives, meanwhile we see Little Tommy look on drinking a Megaslush*

Little Tommy: Cooool.....

Carbuloid: Yes...that is right puny fleshlings. *Fires missles into the city and causes more explosions* Run in fear, you will all have no choice but to worship me. *Carbuloid then grabs a building and picks it up and throws it making more destruction* I am surpreme to all. No one can comprehend my power. Ha Ha Ha. I am invincible.

*Back at Coop's house we see the guys get into the car*

Kiva: Ok....now what Coop.

Coop: I got to get us within close range of Megas then I can start taking control. I'm putting the car on normal mode now. *Does so*

Jamie: And hopefully not trash the car while your at it.

Coop: *Drives over to where Megas is*

*Meanwhile Carbuloid Megas is causing more havoc in the city, it punches a building down then it powers up a laser blast and shoots into the city causing more explosions*

Carbuloid: Such power....never before have I felt such extrodinary power! I like this new body!!! Carbuloid keep new body!!! Carbuloid use it to destroy all who oppose Carbuloid!!!

*Carbuloid Megas continues to pummel and smash stuff because it can, then we see Coop's car pull up by Megas without Carbuloid noticing*

Coop: Ok let's do this! Let's my robot back from that alien robot technology!
*Megas puts on the overide and starts pressing buttons, this causes Megas to go haywire and move about and dance like it did in "Dude: Where's my head"

Carbuloid: What? What's going on? Body act crazy. Must take back control of body. *As he tries to get control of his body back Megas starts to punch himself in the head trying to knock the car off*

Kiva: Coop what's going on?

Jamie: Yeah Coop stop trying to smash my car.

Coop: Sorry Jamie but your car is taking over my robot! He's trying to overide the controls.

*Megas then grabs a steel bar and tries to bash the car off of Carbuloid but Carbuloid takes control of Megas and throws the steel bar near where Coop's car is*

Jamie: INCOMING!!!

*The car drives out of the way and the steel bar falls and it misses Megas*

Kiva: That was close.

*Carbuloid then turns around and looks at the tiny car*

Carbuloid: I know you....you be other car that had body. Well body now belong to Carbuloid. You nothing but tiny insect!

Coop: Hey pal! First off that's my robot! And secondly I ain't gonna let some piece of alien hardware take control of Megas!

Carbuloid: Puny fool....what can you do? You tiny speck.

Coop: How about this. *Coop pushes more buttons and Megas starts to pound his head like a drum*

Carbuloid: Ow...that hurt. *Tries to stop the arms from moving but is struggling against Coop*

Coop: Hehehha!! What's the matter Carbuloid? Can't handle the body? Well I can easily take it off your hands if you-

Kiva: Stop fooling around and stop him Coop!

Jamie: And and try to do it without destroying my car.

Coop: Oh yeah...sorry. *Continues to try and get Megas to take off Carbuloid from Megas's head* Come on.....come on...

Carbuloid: *Megas turns around and aims at Coop's car* You annoying pest! Carbuloid blast you now! *Aims arms at Megas*

Coop: Uh oh...

Jamie: Coop I think we better *Megas fires a machine gun blast at the car* HIGH TAIL IT COOP!!!

Coop: Right! *Megas starts to drive away and Carbuloid chases the car*

Carbuloid: Get back here so Carbuloid can squish puny car! *Tries to step on the car but Coop swerves to dodge Megas*

Jamie: Man! I never thought I see the day when your own robot tries to smash us Coop!

Kiva: Well you have Coop to thank for that because he didn't listen to me about alien technology!

Coop: Oh come on! It seems like everything is my fault!

Kiva: That's because it is your fault!

Jamie: Uh guys? LOOK OUT!!! *They see Megas land infront of them*

Coop: Woah!!! *Coop puts on the breaks and turns around really fast and goes the other way as Carbuloid tries to grab them with Megas*

Carbuloid: *Has Megas power up and fly towards the car and fires eye beams by the car trying to hit it but the car dodges each time, then Carbuloid then fires a homing missile that's locked on to the car, the missile approaches the car and then Coop sees an ally way and turns in there, the missiles follows and then we see the car make all sorts of turns and trying to evade the missile but the missile is just to quick when it comes to turns, so Coop then sees a ramp and jumps the ramp and the missile follows, then as Megas lands back onto the road we see a stop light and we see Coop's car and the missile go as they have a green light, then the light changes red and the other cars go, then we see the missile get closer again towards Megas*

Jamie: Coop can't this thing go any faster!?

Coop: I'm giving it all I got Jamie!

Kiva: Then do something before it hits us! Coop! See if you can use the control module to change the missiles target back to Carbuloid's head maybe it will throw him off of Megas!

Coop: Good idea! *As he drives he punches in buttons and the missile stops and turns around and goes for Megas*

Carbuloid: *Has Megas put up it's arm and it hits his arm instead but since the missile is very tiny it didn't do much* This ends now. *Powers up and flies to the car and it chases the car and then it fires a beam at the road making a pothole*

Jamie: LOOK OUT!!!!

Coop: Woah!!! *Coop's car hits the pothole and the car swirves and then comes to a stop, and then Carbuloid grabs the car with Megas*

Carbuloid: Foolish puny fleshling. Do you not see that Carbuloid is bigger and stronger than you? Carbuloid will now crush you inferior smallings with his hand. *As Megas tries to crush the car*

Kiva: Coop if he crushes us then we are done for! Have Megas let us go!

Coop: I'm trying Kiva! I'm trying!

Jamie: Well you aren't trying hard enough!!!!

Carbuloid: Ha Ha Ha...it is futile human! All your base are belong to me! Carbuloid!

Coop: Oh yeah!? Then how about this! *Presses button labeled, "Take off Every Zig", this causes Megas to throw his hands up into the air and throw the car into the air*

Jamie: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!

Kiva: COOP WHAT DID YOU DO!?

Coop: I don't know....I thought it was a good idea!

*The car comes down and lands on top of Megas*

Coop: Hey! It worked!

*Coop has the car face Carbuloid who then dissconnects himself from Megas and faces Coop's car*

Carbuloid: This is your last warning. Stop or Carbuloid will destroy you.

Coop: Now you listen here you obsolete, robot stealing piece of alien hardware! You take control of my robot, have it destroy the entire city, and you tried to crush my car! Now we are gonna play a game I call demolition derby! The rules are simple. The top of Megas is the battlefield. The object of the game is to knock the other guy off. You down with that?

Carbuloid: Carbuloid like this game. Carbuloid like this game alot! *Revs up engine, which causes Coop to do the same*

Jamie: Uh Coop....this is only a friendly suggestion but...DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY DEMOLITION DERBY WITH ME IN IT!?

Coop: Just hang on Jamie!

*Both cars stare at each other and we hear western music play, then they rev up the engines again and they both rush at each other*

Coop: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Jamie: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

*The cars come closer and closer but then Coop's car stops and turns around quickly and we see Carbuloid get near the edge and stops himself, then Coop's car comes from behind and pushes off Carbuloid making him fall down but Coop backs up to the control port of Megas and takes back control of Megas and grabs Carbuloid and Megas punches him alot like Megas did to Regis when Regis was small and then Megas rolls up Carbuloid like a tiny ball and throws him into space*

Coop *Moves his hands in a "job well done" like way* And that takes car of that.

Jamie: Yeah....but my car....

Coop: Sorry Jamie....but it had to be done. That thing took control of my robot. I'm really sorry man.

Jamie: Eh no sweat. I'm kinda glad you wrecked it. I really didn't like the color or the design.

Kiva: So Jamie. I hoped you learned something out of all this?

Jamie: Yes. If I want something....I'll have to work for it.

Coop: I learned something as well. Never build a car out of alien technology.

Jamie: Yeah otherwise they'll come to life and destroy the city. *They walk in the ciy as it's completely destroyed*

*The next day*

*We see Coop and Kiva fixing Megas as Jamie is looking for ads for a job*

Jamie: Ok guys. How about this one. Dog groomer? Should I take the job?

Coop: I don't know Jamie....aren't you allegic to dogs?

Jamie: Yeah.....how about graveyard groundskeeper? That seems like a nice job.

Coop: Not if you hate Zombies.

Jamie: Oh yeah. Man I'm never gonna find a job and get a car!

Kiva: Jamie....you know. Cars aren't everything. People can get around just fine with out them.

Jamie: Poor naive Kiva....perhaps you don't get it. I need a car to...*All of a sudden we see a shiny limo pull up and we hear "La Cucaracha", a Man gets out*

Man: *Voice actor is Rob Paulsen* Excuse me. Is this the Mahony Residence?

Jamie: Yeah.

Man: Which one of you is Jamie Mahoney?

Jamie: That would be me.

Man: Congratulations! You are the winner of a brand new car! *Shows Jamie a really awesome car that's black in color and it looks sweet*

Jamie: NICE!!!! *Goes to his car and hugs it*

*Coop and Kiva look at each other*

Coop: Uh Jamie?

Kiva: Care to explain.

Jamie: I entered a contest awhile ago and the winner gets a brand new car! I competely forgot all about it!

Kiva: So then...we went through that whole fiasco for nothing?

Jamie: Yeah...I guess I should of told you about that.

*Coop and Kiva are angry at Jamie and they get up and Coop has his wrench*

Jamie: Uh guys? What are you doing? Guys...get away from the car guys! No....you...*As Coop's about to raise his arms we pan up to the sky and we hear noises as Coop and Kiva wreck Jamie's new car* NOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY!!!!!! *Sobbing like the little girl he is* AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

End Credits: *Carbuloid lands back on the planet he came from and the King blames his advisor for having Carbuloid still on their planet*

Xerroo

09-24-2005, 01:06 PM

Crusie Control is finished.

Notes

1: Villians: Carbuloid
2: Carbuloid's original form looked like Yellow Brontes from MegaMan X8. A giant mechaniloid in Metal Vally
3: King Maxus looked like the King from the episode "Stuck in the MIddle Ages with you" In Totally spies
4: Carbuloids DNA looked like Zero's DNA from MegaMan X6.
5: The way the meteor hit Earth is similar to the show "Shinzo" in where a giant meteor hit Enterra
6: A POP TV sign was destroyed.
7: Carbuloid has the ability to take control of other parts of technology as long as his DNA is intact
8: Jamie had the following jobs: Plumber Assistant, High School Janitor, Door to Door Salesmen, Team Mascot
9: The Plumbers assistant is very similar to "Rocko's Modern Life" Where Rocko had to get jobs after being fired from Monster Comics
10: The Mascot job was also similar to an episode of "What's New Scooby Doo" in the episode "The Unnatural" A mascot was to be shot out of a cannon
11: "All your base belong to me" and "Take off every Zig" Are quotes from Zero Wing. A video game.
12: Coop apparently has excellent car making skills.
13: The part where Coop had lightning strike the car is like in the movie "Frankenstien" Coop even said the "It's Allive quote"
14: Coop made references to "Dude Where's My head" and possibly "Ultra Return"

King_of_doom

09-24-2005, 04:04 PM

*Claps is hands* Very good episode and very original the story I must say, when I saw the plumber gag I immediately recognize it from Rocko, then the last battle car vs. car was cool and the finally was hilarious.

Xerroo

09-24-2005, 05:14 PM

Episode order change!!!

Season 3

1: Love at First Fight
2: Ultrabot Z
3: Rosh-O-Megas
4: Grill Power
5: Tag Team
6: Gladiator
7: How the Glorft Stole Christmas
8: S.S Warlock
9: Attack of the Lurps
10: The Good, The Bad, and The Megas
11: Ultra-Return
12: Cruise Control
13: House of 1000 Coopses.

Xerroo

09-27-2005, 07:17 PM

Press Start

*The episode begins in Gameshock and we see Coop looking up new games to rent he's talking to a worker who works there*

Worker: *Voice actor is Tom Kenny* Ha! You think that game is the best? I've played so many better games than Maximum Carnage.

Coop: Oh yeah? Well name a few.

Worker: Well there was Demolition Derby Dunces, there was Ultrabot Z: Command Mission. There was Immoral Kombat: Xiolin Monkeys and of course my personal favorite....Bland Theft Auto 3!

Coop: That's it? Those games are nothing compared to Maximum Carnage! I mean I beat all those games with 1 arm tied behind my back. *We see Jamie walking up to Coop*

Jamie: So Coop. Did they have Maximum Carnage 2?

Coop: Nah it's not in.

Worker: And it won't be in untill 2 months.

Jamie: Man....2 months for a new game. That bites. Are there any other games worth playing? *We see a list of games on the wall that say "Stare at paint." "Cuddlybears in candyland" "Press the button." "IRS Tax Simulator." "Love those Lurps 1" "Love those lurps 2", "Love those lurps 3" "You guessed it: Love those Lurps 4".

Coop: Nah. Mostly bargin bin stuff.

Jamie: So now what do we do?

Coop: Well...I guess I could download Maximum Carnage 2 onto a disc and play it that way.

Worker: You could do that...but the current system won't allow illeagal games to be played. Each Mii, Gamestation 3, and Z-Box come with a special production code that can detect fake bootleged games.

Jamie: *Raises eyebrows* And you have a social life? *Small pause*

Worker: Hey a Gameshock employee has to know this stuff.

Coop: Hmm....Hey! I know. Why don't I create my own game system that can play any game!?

Worker: You create a system!? Ha! Don't make me laugh! It takes years of computer programming code, and understanding mechanics and robotics and...

Coop: Hey pal...why don't you take a look outside and see Megas. I built that baby from scratch!

Worker: So what? You still have to work programming code and all the other technological stuff.....I'll tell you what. If you can show me a perfect console that can play any game then I'll let you have any new games that come in to the store be yours for free.

Coop: *Smiles evily* I like this deal.

Worker: But....if you fail then you have to pay triple what everyone else pays for games!

Jamie: I dunno Coop....maybe we shouldn't be doing this. I mean we could get in trouble and what if we fail man. I don't want to have to pay 160 for a game!!!

Coop: Relax Jamie. I have everything under control. You're on buddy!!! *Shakes his hand*

Worker: I can't wait untill you fail.

Coop: Oh we shall see who fails.....*Coop and Jamie walk out the store and get into Megas* Well Jamie it looks like you and me got alot of work to do! Let's go home and work on that game system! *Megas starts walking home*

Jamie: Coop. I'm not so sure about this.

Coop: Relax. I'm sure with you're help we can get it done. *Jamie sighs*

Jamie: Somehow this is going to end up with some giant alien robot or monster attacking the city again.....but for the sake of keeping the show going....let's do it Coop.

Coop: Now you're talking. *Megas walks into the city and stuff*

*Title Theme Plays*

*We are now in Coop's basement and we see Coop taking parts from his old systems and assessing them we see Jamie look at all the parts and is in shock.*

Jamie: Coop! Are you crazy!? You just destroyed all these good systems!

Coop: Hey. You know what they say Jamie. You can't make an omlet without breaking a few eggs. *Pause* Should we break for lunch?

Jamie: *Looks* Dude! You wrecked my GSG!!! *Angerly* Man I had almost beat Cheerleader Simulation on that too! *Sighs* Coop I hope you know what I'm doing.

Coop: Sure I do. *Long pause as it goes to Coop, and Jamie, then Coop, then Jamie, then Coop, then Jamie, then Coop* Uh...I got nothing. *Jamie facepalms*

Jamie: Great....

Coop: So Jamie. You think we got enough parts for a working system?

Jamie: I don't know....I'm not the gaming expert.

Coop: But I know who is.....*Smiles evily. Now Georgie is with them*

Georgie: Now let me get this straight.......you took apart 3 new generation systems, 5 older generation systems, 10 retro systems, and 3 handhelds all just so you can create a brand new system that can play every game in existance? That has to be the most stupidest thing I ever seen anyone do!

Coop: Hey. I've done way more stupider stuff than this....

*Flashback*

Jersey City High School. Coop is going to sing the alma mater for homecoming day and he bealches into the mic and everyone laughs including Jenna and the principal isn't so happy with him

2: Coop eating some nuts but he doesn't have a nut cracker so he uses his head instead and hurts his head

3: At Marine World we see Coop and co on a field trip and they see a sign that says "Don't tap on the glass" and Coop does causing the glass to break and releasing Scamu.

*Back to reality*

Georgie: Ok....well this still pretty stupid. You don't even know what you are doing!

Coop: Well you do. That's why we called you here.

Georgie: Well I guess we better get started.

Jamie: *As Georgie inspects everything* So does Coop have everything he needs?

Georgie: Well....*Looks at all the parts* he's got more than enough. You don't need all these wires. *Moves them* Oh and I perfer using the Z-Box base since it has the most weight and can carry heavier parts. The graphics chips for the Gamestation 3 should be used and the controller for the Mii is very desired. Let's see....well other than that I guess you got to experiment with the other parts.

Jamie: In other words....this is gonna take a while.

Coop: Guess I better get started. *We see Coop start putting parts together as he does this we see Georgie hand him something*

Georgie: Well not that it will help you or anything but here are the internal designs for each system. Maybe by studying these you can create your own system using this as reference.

Jamie: Woah! Where did you get this?

Georgie: Superior Gaming Monthy. There was a whole issue about the inner workings of game systems.

Coop: Nice....*Looks* This will do nicely. Ok let's get to work boys! *We see them work on the game system and stuff and we see montages of them building, putting wires together and testing stuff out. After awhile we see it done*

Georgie: That's it? That's your system? There is no way that thing is going to play games.

Jamie: Chill out Georgie. At least wait until he tries it.

Georgie: I'm telling you that thing will never work. *Coop takes a game and puts it in the console*

Coop: Ok....here we go guys. *Turns it on and sure enough it works!* YEAH!!! It worked!!!

Jamie: Nice!!! *Coop is playing fighter pilots and is beating the bad guy while he shoots and makes sound effects*

Georgie: No way....that's not possible! How did you?

Coop: I told you guys! I have the magic touch!!!

Jamie: All right! Now we get free new games for the rest of our lives!!! *Coop and Jamie do the finger pose thingy*

Coop: *Takes the game out and puts it away* All right guys. I'm going to Jenna's house to download Maximum Carnage II: This time it's not Maximum Carnage 1! I'll be back in a bit. *Leaves*

Jamie: So Georgie....what game do you want to play?

Georgie: *Grabs a game* How about this one. Love those Lurps 7!?

Jamie: You're kidding me right?

Georgie: No....

Jamie: You sad sad little man.....all right we'll play. *Jamie puts the game in and turns it on, we see Gerkek sleeping and then a lurp walks up to him and wakes him up*

Gerkek: Huh? Wha?

Lurp: I lurp you!

Gerkek: GRAAHHH!!!! *Smashes the Lurp* YOU!!! I DEMAND TO BE LET OUT OF THIS INFERNAL DEVICE AT ONCE!!! I HAVE SUFFERED TORTURE BEYOND ANYTHING IMAGGINABLE!!!!

Jamie: Heheh....I think I like this game. *Smashes more lurps and all the while we see Georgie and Jamie laugh*

Gerkek: WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!!! *Bangs on the TV* LET...ME....OUT!!!

Georgie: Man I love this game! *They continue smashing more lurps but then the game console starts to short circut a bit because it's reacting with Gerkek* Uh oh...

Jamie: This isn't good I take it. *All of a sudden the console explodes creating a cloud of smoke, from the smoke we see Gerkek get up and he's out of the TV he's small but bigger than Jamie and Georgie. He's about Coop's size*

Jamie: ....Oh no...

Gerkek: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M FREE!!!!! After spending for what might of been an eternity in there I am finally free to kill this planet! *Realizes he's small* But first....I need to charge up. *Notices Jamie and Georgie* Then again....*Creates a ball of fire* A little target practice never hurt. *To them* I'll give you a head start....*Jamie and Georgie look at each other then scream like little girls and run out with Gerkek Chasing them* Here I come! *We see them run out of the house and we see Gerkek shoots fireballs and we see Jamie and Georgie dodge for their lives and we see Gerkek hold 2 fireballs in the air* I think you boys might wanna run now. *We see Jamie and Georgie running for their lives*

Jamie: Oh man! This guy is gonna kill us!

Georgie: I'm more worried at what Coop's gonna do when he finds out we broke his system!

Gerkek: Come out come out wherever you are.....*All of a sudden Gerkek goes into convulsions* Wha!? What's happenning to me!? *He breifly changes metal and then back again* That was weird. No matter. As soon as I find those 2 and destroy them. I'll turn my attention on the fat one. *Continues his search*

*Meanwhile Coop knocks on the door to Jenna's house and Stephanie answers the door*

Steph: Hey Coop. What's up?

Coop: I'm just gonna use Jenna's computer to download a game....if that's ok with you right?

Steph: Sure thing. She isn't back yet with Kiva so I don't see why not.

Coop: Thanks Steph. *Goes inside and puts the CD in the computer and it dowloads* So....how's school?

Steph: It's good.......I got an A on a math test.

Coop: Cool....cool....you still like Skippy.

Steph: Yep.

Coop: Nice. *Meanwhile Jamie and Georgie are still being chased by Gerkek*

Gerkek: I know you are around here. I can smell the stench of fear on you! If you come out I'll make your death quick and painless....*We see Gerkek fire blasts at a car and it blows up, then we see him shoot at another car sporting a POP TV logo and it blows up, we then see Jamie and Gerkek in a dumpster and they see Gerkek walking about*

Jamie: Ok....Georgie...if we die...there is something I wanted to tell you.

Georgie: Yes Jamie?

Jamie: Although I may not act like it. Next to Coop....you're my best friend!!!

Georgie: you too!

Jamie: Hold me!!! *Hugs Georgie and Gerkek opens the lid and sees them*

Gerkek: Awww....how romantic.

Jamie/Georgie: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Gerkek: If it makes the both of you feel any better....you can both die together. *Creates 2 fireballs and aims at them* So? How do you want to be cooked? Medium? Rare? Or well done? *Then Gerkek goes into convulsions again and his body changes to metal and back and to metal again, Jamie and Georgie take this time to escape and run away, then Gerkek starts to grow to his normal size and his body changes completely metal he is now Mecha Gerkek*

Mecha Gerkek: What!? What happened to me!? My body....it's completely Metal!? *Summons a very small metal fireball that's white blue and throws it destroying a neighborhood block* Nice.....It appears this new body of mine has made me stronger. *Smiles evily* So many planets to kill....so little time. I think I'll start with this one. *Creates 2 fireballs and goes on his rampage meanwhile back at Jenna's house Coop takes the CD and puts it in his pocket*

Coop: Thanks again Steph. I'm gonna go now. I'll see you later.

Steph: Take care Coop. I'll tell Jenna you stopped by! *Coop goes into his car and drives over to his house but notices his house is wrecked and Jamie and Georgie are outside*

Coop: I leave you guys alone in my house and you destroy it! What happened?

Jamie: Well....you see it's like this. We were playing your new system thing and we decided to play Love those Lurps....and well then I guess the game reacted to the system and made the system explode and now Gerkek is free and he's now a giant metal monster and he's wrecking the city.

Coop: ....Come again?

Jamie: We freed Gerkek. *They see Gerkek destroying the city*

Coop: Well...on the bright side I didn't release him.

Jamie: You probably were gonna anyway....*Coop stares at Jamie* I guess we better take care of him before Kiva finds out. *They get in then the car goes into the garage and Megas comes up destroying the garage and Megas flies into the city. Meanwhile we see Gerkek walking in the city and using his new flame breath attack to torch the city and we hear screams of terror and stuff and people are running. We see Mecha Gerkek kick down a building and continues his rampage. We see Little Tommy who is looking on and he drinks his Slush*

Little Tommy: Coooollll....*We then see Gerkek fire a blast into another building destroying it and then he kicks the ground causing cars and stuff to go flying into the air*

Mecha Gerkek: Ahh....the screams of fear. Music to my ears. Such a wonder chorus of fear and panic. *Tails whips a building destroying it* And with this new body. I'm far more powerful than I ever was. *Just then Megas lands by him and Mecha Gerkek turns around* I was wondering when you were gonna show up. *Creates 2 fireballs* Ready to have fun?

Coop: I don't know how you got all big.....and shiny for that matter but I'm putting you back!

Mecha Gerkek: I should thank you for giving me this new body! For that I won't kill your planet just yet.

Coop: You ain't killing nothin. *Megas runs up to Mecha Gerkek and punches him, then Megas gives Gerkek a headbutt then follows with a take down attack. Gerkek gets up and slams Megas with it's tail and throws Megas into a building. Megas then gets back up and tries to tackle Gerkek but Gerkek grabs Megas and throws him over*

Mecha Gerkek: Just give it up human.....You can't defeat me in this new body.

Coop: Any chump I've faced before has always fallen to Megas. You will do the same! *Megas fires eye beams at Gerkek and Gerkek counters with his own Eye Beams and hits Megas knocking him down then we see Gerkek stomp on Megas. Megas gets up and throws Gerkek off. Then we see Megas fire a missle at Gerkek but he slaps it with his tail and it returns to Megas hitting Megas and Megas goes flying into a building*

Mecha Gerkek: Cool! I can fire beams from my eyes! I wonder what else this baby can do? *Gerkek then opens his tail up and his mouth and out his mouth is a beam cannon, the tail gathers energy and a tiny ball appears infront of gerkek and it grows*

Jamie: Dude! That thing has a cannon in his mouth!

Georgie: He's gonna fire it at the city!

Coop: Not if I have anything to do with it! *As Gerkek is about to fire Megas makes Gerkek aim up at space and it fires in space, it hits a POP TV sattiite destroying it then it hits a nearby planet blowing it up*

Mecha Gerkek: Nice.....too bad I didn't get to use it on this planet. *Tail whips Megas again knocking him down* Oh well. I could always try again...*Megas then gets back up*

Coop: Jamie....what the heck did you guys do!?

Jamie: We were just playing the game! And then this happens.

Coop: Why on Earth would you want to play love those lurps....*Then realizes Georgie is in the car* Oh.....yeah.....*Gerkek fires a metal fireball at Megas but Megas dodges, then Gerkek continues to fire metal balls at Megas but Megas keeps dodging, then when Megas gets close to Gerkek, Gerkek tail whips Megas but Megas jumps over it and grabs Gerkek by the neck and then throws him down then we see Megas get up in style and Megas points at Gerkek and does the you're going down pose. We see Megas run at Gerek super fast and Megas flys and tries to tackle him but we see Gerkek grab Megas and Megas puts up the booster and we see Gerkek slowly get pushed back but then Gerkek throws Megas and Megas lands on his feet then we see Gerkek open it's mouth up and fires a huge flame blast at Megas but Megas jumps into the air and goes over Gerkek then we see Megas aim at Gerkek and it's hands go into him and we see Megas fire a powerful blast at Gerkek and it hits. We then see Megas come down in style and turns around to see Gerkek down, but he gets up and looks at Megas. We see his back opens up to reveal thrust boosters and he charges them and he speeds towards Megas and bashes Megas tackling him into a wall*

Mecha Gerkek: Well....I do have these neat jet boosters on my back. I guess this compensates for something...*Megas then throws Gerkek off of him and Megas gets up*

Coop: Well let's see how you feel when you are buried in ashphalt! *Megas then takes his hands and slams them into the ground and a shockwave travels to Gerkek and the ground blow him caves him but Gerkek flies using his hover boosters*

Mecha Gerkek: Well what do you know!? I can fly too. This new metal body is like christmas and birthday rolled into one...

Coop: You just full of surprises today aren't you? Well....I've got some surprises of my own.

Mecha Gerkek: Let's just see what kind of surprises you have....*Charges up a metal fireball and throws it at Megas but Megas creates the cool energy sword and swings it at the fireball hitting it like a baseball. Then Gerkek catches it and throws it up then goes to the fireball and pump handles it down and it goes to Megas and we see Megas prepared to attack it again but Gerkek goes behind Megas and grabs him. We then see the blast hit Megas and he gets hit hard. We see Megas is electrocuting*

Jamie: Man...it's times like this I wish Kiva was here. She'd know how to take down this guy!

Coop: Hmm....hey wait a minute! Don't you remember the last time we faced tall dark and scaly? Water made him weaker.

Jamie: So all we got to do is lure this guy to the ocean and he'll be weak as a kitten?

Coop: Bingo!

Georgie: Hmm....I don't know....you think it will work? Before he wasn't metal....

Coop: Well what other choice do we have?

Mecha Gerkek: So you still want more do you? Well bring it. I'm all fired up! *His armor blazes with blue whitish fire*

Coop: Woah.....

Jamie: Truckzilla has nothing on this!!! *Flaming Mecha Gerkek charges at Megas and hits him hard. We see Megas go flying, then using the jet boosters on his back, Gerkek catches up to Megas and kicks him from behind. We hear Coop/Jamie/Georige yell and then we see Gerkek fly at Megas again and he grabs Megas and throws him up into the air and goes up to attack Megas but Megas fires a missle at Gerkek and hits him. We see Gerkek cover his eyes and when he can see we see Megas kick Gerkek with his legs and Gerkek goes down to the ground creating a crater. We see Megas go down and try to attack Gerkek but he flies up and meets with Megas and he grapples with Megas in the air. Gerkek throws Megas over him then he pump handles Megas to the ground then we see Gerkek land by Megas and he starts breathing fire at Megas and we hear beeping and stuff*

Jamie: *Looking at the screen* Dude Megas can't take this much heat! It's gonna shut down!!!

Coop: Don't worry Jamie. I'm gonna get us out of this! *Megas then fires a missile from it's chest and it hits Gerkek sending him back, then Megas flies away and Gerkek comes too*

Mecha Gerkek: So....you're running away huh? Just like everyone else. Oh well. Nothing like a good chase to pump one up for planet killing. *Opens his boosters and chases Megas we see *

Jamie: Coop hurry up he's gaining on us!!

Mecha Gerkek: You can't escape me!! *Flames up again into a whitish blue flame and pursues Megas we see Megas turn around and fire machine gun blasts at Gerkek but they do nothing. We then see Gerkek smack Megas and he goes flying near the ocean. We see Megas get up and look at the ocean.*

Georgie: Cool we are here! *We see Megas go to the water and Gerkek shows up and stops*

Coop: Hey Gerkek! How about you come get me now!

Mecha Gerkek: Hey....tha...that's cheating!!! *Creates a metal fireball and throws them at Megas but Megas dodges*

Coop: What's the matter Gerkek!? Afraid of a little water? Oh come on in! The water's fine! *Megas speeds back at Gerkek and grabs him*

Mecha Gerkek: Wha!? What are you doing!?

Coop: Just cooling you off! *Flies up into the air and flies down Mecha Gerkek down into the water.*

Mecha Gerkek: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Splash. We see Megas get out of the water and land on the Beach with it's hands on it's hips*

Coop: Well that should take care of him.

Jamie: Let's go in and grab his scrawny body. *As they approach the water they see the water buble and steam* Uh guys? *We see Gerkek rise up from the water holding a ball of energy that's white blue and throws it at Megas hitting it hard and they go flying*

Coop: What! No way!?

Georgie: I figured water wasn't going to do anything.

Mecha Gerkek: It seems my new body makes me immune to water. I really like this body a whole lot. I should thank you...provided I don't kill you.

Coop: Ok so water doesn't work.....then I guess we'll have to go with the good ol fashioned beat down! *Megas cracks his knukles*

Mecha Gerkek: I've been waiting for this moment a long time.....*Both Megas and Gerkek grapple and fight. Megas picks up Gerkek and throws him down, then Megas jumps into the air and proceeds to give Gerkek an elbow drop but Gerkek rolls out of the way and then grabs Megas and slams him down, then Gerkek flies into the air and fires a couple of blasts at Megas but Megas dodges them, then Gerkek fires metal fireballs at Megas and Megas dodges them, then Gerkek opens his mouth and fires a laser blast that travels across the floor and Megas dodges it, Megas flies up to Gerkek and punches him in the air then grabs him by the tail and slams him down to the floor, then gives Gerkek an elbow. Gerkek manages to get up and he sees Megas taunting him which angers Gerkek and he flames up again and he fires whitish blue flames at Megas but Megas dodges and Megas goes right through Mecha Gerkek but since he's on fire mode it doesn't nothing to him, he puts the fire out and returns to mecha gerkek then Mecha Gerkek throws 2 more fireballs at Megas and they hit Megas*

Jamie: Megas is hit! We're going down!!! *Megas falls down and lands by Gerkek and Gerkek picks up Megas*

Mecha Gerkek: Such a waste.....I was hoping you'd be more of a challenge.....but I guess I was wrong. So? How am I going to kill your planet? Let me count the ways! *Throws Megas down to the ground and charges up a super nova*

Jamie: He's gonna try to kill the planet again! Do something Coop!!! *Megas speeds up and tries to hit Gerkek but Gerkek puts up a force shield and blocks Megas away*

Coop: Man this thing has shields too? *The ball gets bigger and bigger*

Mecha Gerkek: Woah....check out the heat radiating from this one? I wonder if it will do more than just kill your planet? Let's find out....

Jamie: Uh Coop....you might want to stop him before he blows us all up!!

Coop: Man there has to be a way to pierce through his defenses.

Jamie: You could try shooting a laser at him.

Coop: Ok. Let's go with lasers.....*Megas fires a laser blast at Gerkek but th laser bounces off him and it does nothing.

Mecha Gerkek: It's getting pretty big....I would hightail it out of here if you want to survive when your planet explodes....but then again....you might not make it off this galaxy alive.....*Megas runs in and tries to attack Gerkek again but Gerkek fires a laser blast from his mouth at Megas sending him back, the ball continues to increase in energy and size*

Coop: All right! I'm done playing around! I'm gonna give this chump everything I got!!! *Megas opens up and starts firing everything at Gerkek and we see a huge smoke cloud as missiles and lasers and energy blasts and fire and everything is fired from Megas's arsenal, at the end we see Megas on its knee and when the smoke clears we see Gerkek still standing*

Jamie: No way! You threw everything you had at him! How can he survive!?

Mecha Gerkek: Are you quite done now? I was getting bored with your fighting. Oh look....it's done. Take one last look at your planet boys! Cause it's about to go into oblivian!!! *Flies into the air and throws it down to earth, Coop sees it and Megas runs below where the energy ball is as it's headed towards Earth. Megas then puts his hands up*

Georgie: Uh...what are you doing?

Coop: What does it look like!? I'm gonna stop that thing from blowing up my planet!

Mecha Gerkek: Oh....this should be interesting to see.....*As the ball gets closer and closer*

Jamie: Coop are you crazy! That thing is gonna kill us! Let's get out of here!!

Coop: No way! This giant mechanized planet killer thinks he can free himself from his prison, totally wreck my robot, and try to kill my planet again!? I don't think so!!! *The ball continues to get closer and Megas tries to grab it and then we see a giant flash of light and then when the light clears we see Megas holding onto the giant white blue energy ball*

Jamie: Are we dead?

Georgie: No.....Look! Coop caught the ball!!!!

Jamie: Yeah!!! Rock on Coop!!

Mecha Gerkek: What!? No way!!! How!?

Coop: I don't know... But I'd bet you'd like to have this back right?

Mecha Gerkek: You fool! If you do that you'll destroy your world anyway! There is nothing you can now to save your world!

Coop: Oh no? *Megas opens up an energy converter and absorbs the giant super bomb into it's body and now Megas is glowing bright colors.* Check out the super upgrade!

Jamie: Nice.....

Mecha Gerkek: No matter! I'll just make another one!!! *Powers up another supernova.*

Coop: Oh no you don't! *Megas speeds towards Gerkek and punches him then Megas starts pummelling Gerkek really hard then knocks Gerkek to the ground, then Megas does a speeding jump kick at Gerkek and it knocks Gerkek into a house, then Megas starts doing wreslting moves to gerkek such as the backbreaker, the suplex, the body slam, and the elbow drop, then Megas grabs some electrical wires from a power line and puts them into Gerkek short circuts because he's a machine and if you played FF7 you'll know lightning attacks are strong on machines, but this also causes the power to go out as well in the entire city Gerkek then falls down*

Mecha Gerkek: Ugh......my head.....

Jamie: Well....the good news is we defeated Mecha Gerkek...for now. The bad news....we just caused a major black out in Jersey City.

Coop: Hmm....I think I know how we can fix that problem and make sure Gerkek here doesn't attack us again.*Both Georgie and Jamie look at each other and at Coop. The next day, we see Coop showing the new system to the worker at Gameshock, we see him playing a fighting game and we see Mecha Gerkek in there. Mecha Gerkek is fighting a robot that looks like Megas*

Mecha Gerkek: Well.....it could be worse.... *Mecha Gerkek beats the crap out of the robot by punching it then charges up a blast and destroys it*

Worker: No way! I can't believe you got this system thing to work! And the new character is awesome! How did you do it!?

Coop: Simple programming code. Anyone can do it.

Georgie: Yeah Coop's a wiz when it comes to these things!

Worker: Well I did say a deal is a deal. From now on any new game that comes out here is yours for free. That includes your friends too.

Coop: Rock on!!! *Does pose thingy with Jamie and Georgie*

Jamie: So Coop.....how did you get the power back on in Jersey?

Coop: Simple. I just used Megas as a power source. *We see Megas holding the wires togehter and stuff*

Jamie: Well hopefully we won't run into anymore bad guys or anything before the electric company fixes this.

Coop: Yeah...and I'm sure Kiva's gonna want to know what happened.

Jamie: I say we just blame the squids and call it a day.

Coop: I'm so up for that idea.

Georgie: Me too....so you guys want to play a game of love those lurps?

Coop: No.....*Coop and Jamie walk back to their house as Georgie looks dejected*

End Credits: *We see the Lurps are celebrating that Gerkek is gone*

The end.

Xerroo

09-28-2005, 06:45 PM

Press Start is done.

Notes:

1: Villians: Mecha Gerkek
2: Mecha Gerkek apparently has new powers and weapons when in mecha mode.
3: The tail particle cannon is homage to Zoids, one of the organoids had this ability to fire a laser by collecting energy in it's tail.
4: A Pop TV sattilite was destroyed.
5: So was a planet. But it wasn't Earth.
6: No Kiva in this episode.

King_of_doom

09-28-2005, 07:05 PM

Wow! That was fast. i like how you did it, Mecha Gerkek was really cool, i like the line of Jamie:

Jamie: Well....the good news is we defeated Mecha Gerkek...for now. The bad news....we just caused a major black out in Jersey City.

and i thought the lurps would've been sad because they won't have a playmate anymore and i like the part that Gerkek is in a new game and he's enjoying beaten Megas, nice job.

Xerroo

10-04-2005, 07:59 PM

All my Megas

*The episode begins on the Karajor, we see the Glorft working on a new mech that looks like this. http://img375.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11274282675733ai.jpg. We see the Glorft weild and put stuff together and it's green in color. We see Gorrath come in and look at his machine, then we see the Commander who is also working on the machine*

Commander: Ugh....why are we even doing this again? I mean everytime we build a new weapon the Earther's are just going to destroy it. Doesn't the warmaster even think that he can't win against the-

Gorrath: AHEM!?

Commander: Uh...Warmaster! I was just saying that...

Gorrath: Don't patronize me! You think I can't do it can you?

Commander: Well sir....no. *We see Gorrath come up to the Commander* NOT THE FACE! *We see Gorrath push the Commander down to the Ground*

Gorrath: Well Commander Rest assured that upgrading the Mecha Prototype into a far more sinister and powerful mech will ensure our victory against the Earthers!! And the prototypes they stole!

Commander: Sir....are you really sure that this new mech will be stronger? I mean every attempt we've made to reclaim the prototypes has blown up in our face.....literaly. Let's just face it. We can't win. We should just give up.

Gorrath: But that is where you're wrong Commander. Thanks to intellegence reports I have information that one of the fat Earther's have taken the prototype to a far off planet. Meaning there is only one prototype we have to deal with! If we take out one of them now, destroying the other one will be easier!

Commander: I still don't think we can defeat one prototype sir....*Gorrath grabs the Commander*

Gorrath: It's talk like that that sickens me! As long as I still breathe I will never give up or surrender to the human apes! *Let's go* We are going to win this war by any means neccessary!

Commander: Well...if you insist. *Mumbles under his breath* Ingrate...

Gorrath: What!?

Commander: Uh...I said that the Mecha Prototype should be ready in a few minutes.

Gorrath: Good....in the meantime we don't want the apes to rest easy. Send a squadron of mechs down to Earth and attack the Prototype. I want to get their attention. While you do that, I am going to make some adjustments to the Mecha Prototype.

Commander: Are you sure? I mean the Mecha Prototype should be more than capible of handling one Earth- *Gorrath hits the Commander again*

Gorrath: Just send a squadron down to Earth!

Commander: Yes sir....*Commander walks away*

Gorrath: Oh...and try to bring at least a few solders back alive. *Commander grumbles as he walks away*

Gorrath: Good......*Looks at Earth* Get ready Earther....for your end will come swiftly and painfully! As soon as the mecha prototype is ready I will come and destroy you all with an iron fist! HA HA HA HA HA!!!! *We see the Commander talk to another Glorft member as he watches*

Commander: *To another glorft* 5 bucks says he gets his Jorblog whooped again.

Glorft: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* You'd win that bet....

*Title Theme Plays*

All my Megas

*We are now at Jenna's house and we see Racheal sitting on the couch watching a soap opera of her favorite show, she has a tissue in her hand and we see Jenna with her eyes half open since she's annoyed at what's on. She hates soap operas. We see Jenna yawn as she is bored and we see her tap her fingers on the couch as she is watching this with Racheal who is fully alert and watching.*

Girl: *Voice actor is Jennifer Hale* Oh Meguel....I....have something I must tell you.

Guy: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* What is it Maria? My love.

Girl: I don't know how to say this but......I'm in love with your evil twin Manuel! *Corny organ music plays*

Guy: I knew that my evil brother would try to take you away from me. *He goes on and on rambling while Racheal is crying and blowing her nose*

Racheal: *Blowing her nose* Oh....this is so passionate.

Jenna: More like sickining....why do you even watch this show?

Racheal: Can you not see the beauty of 3 afterlives to live?

Jenna: No I can't. *Gets up* Nor do I want to. *Turns off the TV*

Racheal: Hey! I'm watching that!

Jenna: Not anymore. Let's go do something constructive, like eat or.....eat.

Racheal: *Grumbles*

Jenna: Besides it's time we went on patrol. Since Coop isn't here it's up to us to keep the city safe. *They are now in Megas 2 and we see them walking the city and stuff to make sure it's safe they see nothing bad is happen and they are by the Speedymart where the gang was at "DMV: Department of Megas Violations."*

Racheal: *Yawns* Well big surprise here. No bad guys. So let's go back to your house and watch the rest of 3 afterlives to live.*

Jenna: Seriously Racheal. How can you like anything so sappy?

Racheal: Obviously you can't see the romance, the passion, and the love the characters have for each other. You don't know what true love is like I do. It's a soul buring for companionship.

Jenna: You're kidding me right? And what about you? All you're about is being with a hot guy or something.

Racheal: Hey it's a bonus if they are a hottie.

Jenna: What about Jamie? You know he loves you.

Racheal: But he's a total creep. And a jerk. And an idiot, and a crybaby, and I can go on and on about how much I dispise him.

Jenna: Just give him a chance....Sure he may be a bit of a.....jerk but he likes you.

Racheal: Doesn't mean I'll date him.

Jenna: Fine....do what you want Racheal. But unlike you I have someone I care about. And one day we'll get married and have kids.

Racheal: Whatever. Let's just go home.

Jenna: All right. *A blip appears on the monitor* Huh? Just a minute Racheal. Looks like we got company. *Looks up and sees the Glorft land in the city* We'll pick this up later....after I mop the floor with these guys. *Cracks her knuckles causing Megas 2 to do the same then we see Megas 2 fly into the city and land where the Glorft are* You boys looking for someone?

Commander: You will surrender the prototype to us or face the consequences!

Jenna: What's the matter? Gorrath scared to come here cause we pummeled him to the ground like last time?

Commander: Just surrender the prototype or face our mechs!

Racheal: Yeah.....sure whatever. Let's just get this over with Jen. Smash them all and then I can get back to my soap opera.

Commander: Surround the Prototype and attack on my command. *The Glorft do so and aim at Megas 2. We see Jenna yawn* Fire on my command!!! *His mech puts his arm up as a signal to attack but Jenna and Racheal are unphased by this* Fire!!!! *The mechs fire their machine guns at Megas 2 but Megas 2 jumps into the air and completely dodges the attack, then Megas 2 gives one of the mechs an elbow drop* WAAAAAHHHH!!! *Megas 2 hits with the elbow then Megas 2 gets up and rips off the arms of a mech and smacks him with it destroying the mech. Then we see a Glorft mech hit Megas 2 from behind but Megas 2 turns around and kicks the mech down then rips out some wires causing it to shut down. Megas 2 then aims without even looking and fires a missle at another mech destroying it. Then we see Megas 2 grab two mechs and makes them butt heads and then we see the Commander's mech aim at Megas 2 and hits them. Both Jenna and Racheal yell and turn around to see the Commander with the barrel of his gun smoking and we see Megas 2 clap it's hands and create a shockblast and the Commander's mech loses it's footing and falls. We see his mech get up and look at Megas 2*

Jenna: You still wanna fight Chump?

Commander: *Points* Take the prototype down!!! *The Glorft try to attack again but Megas 2 opens up and fires many missles which go in random directions. One of the glorft mechs scratch their head but then the missles start to hit the mechs blowing them up. We see a mech run at Megas 2 and try to smash it but Megas 2 plays leapfrog and jumps over the mech then turns around and grabs the mech by it's face and pushes it down then steps on it destroying it's head. Then Megas 2 picks up a mech and throws him into the air and then in the air Megas 2 jumps up and grabs that same mech and does a piledriver on the mech destroying it. Then we see Megas 2 fight the mechs with one arm as it punches a mech then tosses another aside then kicks another mech down and we look inside and see Jenna just drinking a soda and she's unpahsed by the Glorft.*

Commander: Don't let the female Earther make fools of you! Destroy her! *They fire in the air and they completely miss Megas 2*

Racheal: Man....can they even miss right? I mean we are a pretty wide target and they still can't even hit us. *As they continue to fire upon Megas 2 we see Gorrath appear on the Commander's monitor*

Gorrath: What's going on Commander!?

Commander: Sir! The prototype is proving to be too difficult to destroy!

Gorrath: Keep stalling!!! I'll be down soon!

Commander: Ok but it's just that...*Looks up to see Megas 2 fire a machine gun blast at more mechs destroying them and then Megas 2 comes down and hits a bunch of mechs causing an explosion off screen* Oh never mind....*We then see Megas 2 do the "bring it post" as more mechs jump at Megas 2 and try to strike it but we see Megas 2 open it's chest up and out comes a laser cannon which charges up and fires a blast at the mechs destroying them then we see a giant smoke cloud and out comes Megas 2*

Jenna: Waaaaahhhh!!! *We see Megas 2 grab another Glorft mech and gives it a backbreaker. The commander looks uneasy as his men get whooped by Megas 2, then more mechs try to restrain the prototype but Megas 2 shrugs them off like they were nothing then Megas 2 fires a fist at another mech blowing it up and another hand comes out of Megas 2*

Jenna: Man this is sad....

Racheal: Amen to that. *The Glroft fire wires at Megas 2 trying to ensare Megas 2 but Megas 2 grabs one of the wires and pulls a mech up to them and clobbers the mech destroying them but then Megas 2 is ensnared by more wires* Jenna...you're getting sloppy.

Jenna: No biggie. *We see Megas 2 send an electric shockwave through the wires causing the mechs to electrocute and Megas 2 breaks free*

Commander: Secure the prototype at all costs!!! *The mechs once again fire upon Megas 2 and Megas 2 this time puts up an energy shield and the shots do nothing.*

Racheal: Hey Jen? This thing get cable?

Jenna: Yeah why? *Uses the monitor thingy to watch TV and puts on the soap opera* I can't belive you. *Punches another mech down*

Racheal: Look....while you go smash bad guys. I'll watch the rest of my soap opera. Oh here's the part where the twins duel to the death! *Jenna rolls eyes and goes back to paying attention. Megas 2 then punches the head off of a mech then gives another one a suplex and as Megas 2 gets shoots another one down with a missile then as mechs pile on her she flies into the air with the pile on her and throws them off then grabs one of them and slams them down to the ground destroying them, the other mechs get up and look at each other than at Megas 2 and they fire upon Megas 2 but Megas 2 just slowly walks towards them and starts to bash and punch and destroy each mech systematically, to one Megas 2 uses eye beams and destroys a mech, then to another Megas 2 fires a fist right at them, then to another Megas 2 snaps the neck off another mech blowing it up*

Jenna: Pretty sweet huh Racheal? *Notices she's glued to the TV monitor with the soap opera on and Jenna just sighs and goes back to smashing bad guys. Megas 2 starts running now and starts taking down mechs by punching, kicking, bashing, and other stuff, then Megas 2 creates the cool energy sword and goes up to a mech and does some samurai slashing stuff, then that mech aims at Megas 2 but the gun part goes to pieces and the mech looks at it's arm then at Megas 2 who punches him in the face and he goes into another mech destroying it, then more mechs try to attack but Megas 2's chest opens out and fires a fire blast at the mechs destroying them. Racheal is still watching the show on the monitor as Jenna presses buttons and continues to smash and bash more glorft mechs with ease, all of a sudden her cell phone rings. She answers it*

Jenna: *As she's still smashing bad guys* Hello? Hey Coop what's up? Sorry about that, Racheal's watching a soap on the monitor. Me? I'm just fighting the squids. *We see Meags 2 shoot a mech putting a hole in it and it goes down* Oh nothing too hard. I'll be fine. You guys on your way back? Cool. I'll see you later. By sweetie. *Hangs up* The guys are on their way back now Racheal.*

Racheal: Shh!!!

Jenna: *sighs* Whatever.....*Megas 2 continues to utterly and totally defeat and destroy mechs as if it was easy, megas 2 picks up a mech and throws them onto telephone wires and that mech gets tangled up the glroft inside looks at megas 2 as it's scared and Jenna grins evily and cracks her knuckles causing Megas 2 to do the same and Megas 2 just keeps pounding that mech then kicks that mech destroying it. A mech manages to hit Megas 2 knocking it down*

Racheal: Jenna! Keep this thing still. I'm trying to find out if the father is Ramone or Jack! *Jenna Grumbles at Racheal and gets up and runs towards the mech*

Jenna: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Headbutts a button making Megas headbutt that mech then Megas punches the mech and rips out some wires and destroys the mech As Megas 2 continues to pummel and destroy more mechs we pan up to the Karajor and we see Gorrath putting the finishing touches on the mech. it now has the same paint job as Megas and it looks like the pic of the mech I showed before*

Gorrath: Excellent.....it is complete! Now to begin the utter demise and destruction of the human race! *Contacting the Commander* Commander! What's going on down there!? *Back on Earth we see his cockpit is shaking*

Commander: Warmaster! It's the prototype! It's destroying us! *We see Megas 2 is punching his mech with ease*

Gorrath: You fool.....you can't even stall right! No matter! The weapon is complete! Return to base and prepare a transport for bringing up the prototype!!!

Commander: I'll try but! *Then Megas 2 picks up the mech and throws him down*

Jenna: Go tell your master that if he wants to face me or my boyfriend....or both of us at the same time! We'll be ready for him!

Racheal: Jenna....can you keep it down? I want to hear what's going on!

Jenna: Ok....that's getting annoying now.

Commander: Tell him yourself! He'll be here shortly!

Jenna: Fine then. *Uppercuts his mech knocking him down, then Megas 2 signals his hands doing a job well done* Ah....that was too easy. What do you say we go get something to eat before Gorrath shows up. *Racheal ignores Jenna: Fine....whatever. *Megas 2 walks to the Speedy Mart* As Megas 2 walks away we see Gorrath's mech teleport down to Earth by the commander*

Commander: Huh wha? It's the other prototype! *We see the Commander's mech get up and aim at Gorrath's mech but the mech just smacks his mech out of the way. Then we see the Commander's mech jump at Gorrath's mech but it grabs the Commander's mech and puts him down hard*

Gorrath: YOU FOOL! It's me!

Commander: Warmaster! I thought you were the other prototype! So uh...what's with the paintjob and everything?

Gorrath: Nevermind that! Where is the prototype!?

Commander: It's over there. *Points to it walking away*

Gorrath: Gr.....PATHETIC!!! *Smacks the Commanders mech* How can an entire squadron be destroyed by some fat primitive proto-Earther!? *To the Commander* Just return to base and prepare the transport! I'll deal with the female Earther myself! *We see the Commander's mech fly away Meanwhile Megas 2 is walking back from the store and we see Jenna with a cheeseburger and some jerkey as well as a Megaslush as she eats it*

Jenna: *With her mouth stuffed with food* Racheal I got you some chips incase you were hungry.

Racheal: Not now Jen. I'm waiting to see if she'll say yes to the wedding proposal.

Jenna: Ok Racheal this has...*Swallows her food* This has got to stop. It's getting way out of hand.

Racheal: Sorry Jenna but I need my soap operas. Without them I have nothing.

Jenna: What you need is a boyfriend. Now cut it out and watch something fun like wrestling. *Changes the channel to wrestling* Now this is more like it.

Racheal: Hey! Don't change the channel!! *Changes it back*

Jenna: Dude enough! *Changes it back* It's my robot I can watch whatever I want.

Racheal: *Changes it back again* Jenna cut it out! *All of a sudden we see explosions rock the city* What the heck was that!?

Jenna: I guess the Glorft ain't done yet. Better go handle it. *We see Megas 2 fly into the air and we see Gorrath's supermech destroying the city. It first smashes a building, then it attacks a highway where there was a POP TV billboard and it gets destroyed. Then it fires missles destroying stuff and then we see Megas 2 land by Mecha Megas 2.0*

Jenna: Is that Coop?

Racheal: Looks different. *Goes back to watching her show* Can't talk now! Show's back. *As Mecha Megas 2.0 continues it's rampage it turns around and sees Megas 2*

Gorrath: Ah....there you are. I've been waiting for you. Thought I'm a bit upset you aren't the other one. I guess you'll have to do for now.

Jenna: Nice toy. Did you make it yourself? Cause I'm gonna break it.

Gorrath: Fool! You will not be able to stand up to the sheer power of the Mecha Prototype 2.0!!! It's power and abilities are twice of the mecha prototype version 1!!!

Jenna: Uh yeah....*Megas 2 flies in the air and goes right for Mecha Megas 2.0 but the giant mech smacks Megas 2 hard with it's arm and makes Megas 2 fly into a building*

Gorrath: That was it? That was too easy! I am - *Megas 2 gets back up and makes a bee line for Mecha Megas 2.0 and hits it head on sending the mech down to the ground, then Megas 2 grabs Mecha Megas 2.0 by the leg and spins around and throws him into the air and he lands into the ground and goes into the road and slides a bit then we see Megas 2 stand proudly*

Jenna: That's the best you got?

Gorrath: *His mech manages to get back up* Grrah....I don't know who I hate more! You or the other primitive ape! Knowing that if I destroy you will make your significant other suffer emotionally will bring me great pleasure!!!

Jenna: *Megas 2 jumps into the air and comes down with an elbow drop* WAAAAAHHH!!!!!! *But Gorrath catches her and throws her down into a bulding, then Gorrath fires his twin maching gun turrets at Megas 2 but Megas 2 does some matrix style dodging then fires a missile at Mecha Megas 2.0 and it lands a direct hit but when it hits it just bounces off like it's nothing and Jenna is surprised* You have to be kidding me! *Mecha Megas 2.0 then comes in and starts hitting Megas 2 around like it was nothing, then Mecha Megas 2.0 grabs Megas 2 and throws it down to the ground*

Jenna: Ooof!!

Racheal: Jenna! I told you to keep this thing still! How will I be able to find out if john has cancer or not!?

Jenna: *Grumbles again, then Megas 2 flies back into the air and starts firing a laser blast at Mecha Megas 2.0 but Gorrath puts up a special shield that reflects the beam back at Megas 2* Oh boy....*It hits Megas 2 and Megas 2 goes down*

Gorrath: Heheheh.....don't you wish your male counterpart was here to help!? You are powerless without him!

Jenna: *Pissed off* Helpless!? *Megas 2 speeds towards Mecha Megas 2.0 and punches him hard making him smash into a building destroying it* Then Megas 2 grabs Gorrath's mech by the leg and throws him around and slams him into another building and stuff* How's that for helpless!?

Gorrath: You're becoming quite a nuisance! I will not be defeated by some fat girl! *Mecha Megas 2.0 jumps into the air and charges up energy and fires a rail laser at Megas 2. Jenna gets surprised and we see Megas 2 dodge the laser blast and she fires more missles at Mecha Megas 2.0 but they just bounce off and Megas 2 tries to speed up towards Mecha Megas 2.0 but Gorrath has his mech grab Megas 2 and picks it up and throws it down hard then it picks up Megas 2 and throws it onto the ground then it picks up Megas 2 by the head.*

Gorrath: Such a waste....I was hoping I could destroy you infront of other Earther.....but since I don't want to take that chance I'll get rid of you now! *Megas 2 kicks off of Mecha Megas 2.0 and breaks free and does a flip and lands*

Jenna: You are really starting to tick me off! *Megas 2 runs up to Mecha Megas 2.0 again and tries to fight him but Gorrath evades and grabs Megas 2 and slams Megas 2 down, then drags Megas 2 along the ground then picks Megas 2 up throws her onto the highway doing more damage as well as destroying cars then Gorrath jumps ontop of a building and gives his own version of the elbow drop but Megas 2 rolls out of the way and Gorrath falls through the highway to the road below, he gets back up and looks for Megas 2 and Megas 2 comes from behind with a building slab and smacks Gorrath with it* Had enough yet?

Gorrath: I've only begun to fight! *Punches Megas 2 and Megas 2 goes flying into a bunch of buildings making them fall and stuff, then Gorrath fires a laser blast right into Megas 2 but Megas 2 puts up a shield and tries to block the attack but it breaks through the shiled and Megas 2 goes down taking heavy damage.* Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Now do you see how pointless your struggle is!? You cannot defeat me! I am victorious!!! *Slowly walks up to Megas 2 but Megas 2 gets up and punches Mecha Megas 2.0 and it goes flying then lands on the ground. Megas 2 gets back up as does Mecha Megas 2.0* So.....you still have some fight left in you huh? Good....I was hoping I could drag this one out so when it's all said and done I make you beg for mercy!!!!

Jenna: Man....there has to be a way to defeat this guy. Everything I throw at him he conqures. Any ideas Racheal? *Still glued to the TV as she watches her soap opera*

Jenna: Of course....I can't get any opinion from you as long as your stupid show is. *Gasps* That's it! I know how I can defeat Gorrath....and take care of Racheal's soap opera problem. *Looks around and sees a building that says "The Soap Opera Network"* Perfect.

Gorrath: This is as far as you go Eartherwoman! Now I'm going to destroy you and leave no trace! *Continues to fire upon Megas 2 but Megas 2 keeps dodging as Megas 2 inches towards the building then she appears right in front of it*

Jenna: Hey squid! Over here! *truns around and bends over smacking her butt at Gorrath*

Gorrath: Ugh!!! disgusting. That's it! I'll destroy you! *Aims at Megas 2 and fires a powerful wave of missiles at Megas 2 as they slowly approach Megas 2*

Jenna: That's it.....*The missiles get closer* Keep coming...*They get really close* Now!!! *Megas 2 gets out of the way and the missiles destroy the building as well as disrupting the network*

Doctor on show: *Voice actor is David Delusie* John your results are in.....after doing some testing on your DNA it appears to be indeed that you *The show gets staticy and Racheal gets up*

Racheal: What happened!? My soap opera! Jenna!!! What happened!

Jenna: *Evil Grin* He did it. *Points to Gorrath*

Gorrath: Next time I won't miss Earther!

Racheal: *Gets pissed off* Oh that is it! Just when I was about to find out if John had cancer this slimy scumbag ruins any chances of finding out for sure!

Jenna: Maybe you outta do something about it Racheal.

Racheal: Move over Jenna I'm driving!

Jenna: By all means.....*They switch places*

Gorrath: It is futile Earthers! Just surrender and I promise to make your death swift and painless!

Racheal: No you listen here you green slimy snot! You blew up the soap opera network, interupted my show, and because of you I'll NEVER know if John has cancer!!! Now I'm going to take my anger and fustration out on you!!!!

Gorrath: *Gorrath creates an energy ball and throws it at Megas 2 but Racheal in a fit of rage manages to create the cool energy sword and bat back the energy ball at Gorrath's mech, Mecha Megas 2.0 jumps out of the way only to have Megas 2 land on top of Gorrath's mech, Megas 2 jumps into the air and kicks down sending Gorrath's mech to the ground. Then Racheal presses buttons and fires a wave of missiles at Mecha Megas 2.0 doing heavy damage to the mech and because she's so pissed off she somehow knows how to control Megas with no problem.*

Racheal: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Continues firing a wave of missiles at Gorrath's mech*

Gorrath: ENOUGH!!!! *Puts up a reflect shield and the missiles go back to Megas 2 but Racheal dodges them all then comes down with the energy sword and tries to stab Mecha Megas 2.0 but Gorrath grabs the sword and a struggle begins* You can't possibly beat me Earther! If the fat one didn't have a chance what makes you think you possible can!

Racheal: Grrr....*Starts rapidly pressing a button to build up strength like in the Mortal Kombat Games when they do the "Test your Might" then when it reaches a certian level Racheal presses one of the shoulder buttons and manages to break free by kicking off of Gorrath's mech and Megas 2 is in the air again*

Gorrath: I have you right where I want you!!! *Gorrath fires a laser blast at Megas 2 but Megas 2 opens up it's chest and fires a giant laser and a beam struggle begins and Racheal presses buttons rapidly like in video games when you have a beam struggle like in Dragon Ball Z Budikai games and Gorrath is pressing buttons too, the beams change and as the beam gets closer to Megas 2 Racheal tries to press the buttons faster but Gorrath is too fast and the beam hits Megas 2 and Megas 2 goes down, then Mecha Megas 2.0 goes up to Megas 2 and starts pummelling Megas 2 hard but then Megas 2 fires a beam from it's eyes and manages to blind Gorrath due to the light then Megas 2 gets up and uppercuts Mecha Megas 2.0 and it goes flying, when the smoke clears Mecha Megas 2.0 gets back up. Jenna takes back control.*

Racheal: Ok Jenna have the controls back.

Jenna: Darn....I was for sure that was gonna work.

Gorrath: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Even after all that I still stand infront of you! The power of the Mecha Prototype 2.0 is too strong for 1 prototype to take on! You couldn't beat me! *We see Megas 2 look behind Mecha Megas 2.0 and smiles*

Jenna: I wasn't trying to beat you chump. I was just trying to stall you.

Gorrath: *Gets O.O eyes.* Stall me!? For what!?

Jenna: *We see Megas 2 point behind Mecha Megas 2.0* That. *We see Mecha Megas 2.0 turn around and we now see Megas punch his mech and he goes flying into the air*

Coop: Looks like I made it back in time? You ok Jen?

Jenna: I'm good. I didn't want to destroy him right away since I knew you wanted a piece of the action.

Kiva: *Scanning* Coop...that mech's fighting ability is much stronger than Megas. I don't think we have anything that can defeat it.

Coop: *Grins evilily* Then it's a good thing I have my newest modification! I've been working on it for a while now. Check it out! *We see Coop press a button and we see Meags start to slowly transform into a giant laser gun*

Jamie: You turned Megas into a giant gun? *Pause* Nice.....

Coop: Ok Jenna. Use Megas!

Jenna: Got it! *We see Megas 2 grab Megas and we also see Gorrath's super mech get up and look at Megas 2 holding Megas as it aims at his mech*

Gorrath: What the!? *We see Jenna have Megas 2 click the gun and it charges up energy* Oh no.....*We see Megas 2 fire Megas and a huge blast of energy hits Gorrath's mech. We then see the entire city and we see a huge explosion. When the light goes away we see Gorrath's mech has no legs or arm. It's just a base* No! My ultimate mech! Grr...you'll pay for this! *We see the remaining part fly away* I'll destroy both of you yet! Mark my words! *We see Megas 2 put Megas down and it transforms back to normal*

Jenna: Thanks Coop.

Coop: No problem. *We see Megas and Megas 2 do the rock on pose* Then we see the city.

Racheal: Oh sure...we defeated the bad guy....but we all paid a heavy price.

Coop: *Via monitor* And that was?

Racheal: *Sad* They blew up the Soap Opera Network! *Coop just raises his eyebrows*

Jamie: What!? No! Now how am I supposed to know if John had Cancer or not!? *Both Racheal and Jamie look at the monitors and see each each other.*

Jenna: Looks like Racheal and Jamie have something in common.

Coop: Yeah...now if we can get them dating. *Everyone laughs but Jamie and Racheal as it pans out to see Jersey destroyed*

End Credits: We see Gorrath annoyed at the Commander who is watching the soap opera.

The End.

Xerroo

10-05-2005, 08:16 AM

All my Megas is finished.

Notes:

1: Villians: The Glorft
2: First time Racheal takes control of Megas and pilots it easily
3: A POP TV was destroyed
4: All my Megas is a spoof on the title All My Children. Which is a soap opera.
5: The Television station was SOAP.
6: Coop, Jamie, and Kiva make an appearance at the end of the episode.
7: Racheal pressing the buttons rapidly is from both games such as Dragon Ball Z Budaikai and Mortal Kombat "Test your might" Games.

Episode order change.

Season 5

1: All my Megas
2: Gigas XLR
3: Grudge Match
4: The Emperor's new Threads
5: Enemy of the Universe
6: Good Megas
7: Rock and Rool
8: Resident Megas
9: Fat Guy and Quazar Kid
10: 20000 leauges under Jersey
11: History of the World Part 1 as told by Coop
12: Match of the Century 1
13: Match of the Century 2

Xerroo

10-05-2005, 02:44 PM

The Great Mega-Slush Robbery

*The episode begins in Jersey City, it is late at night. We pan over to the Mega-Slush Corp factory, inside we see many vats and machines and stuff. We also see a giant storage container that holds the slush. We see two guards on watch walking around making sure nothing bad happens.*

Guard 1: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown sounds like Ratso* Man I'm bored. This job is anything but excited. I don't see why we have to pull the night shift. *Yawns* No one ever shows up at night.

Guard 2: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Well look on the bright side. At least now we won't have to worry about crooks. I say this job is easy.

Guard 1: Yeah I guess. Hey! Remember that one time that fat guy came in here and tried to raid the storage container.

Guard 2: Oh yeah! I remember that! It took about 50 guards to get him out of the place. Even then it was hard.

Guard 1: Yeah I know. That guy had quite an arm. *Stomach growls* Man I'm starving.

Guard 2: What say we go take a little break and get some pizza over at that 24 hour joint. It's right across the street.

Guard 1: You sure about this...I mean what if bad guys come and-

Guard 2: It's like you said....no one shows up at night. Besides. My treat.

Guard 1: *Licks lips* Well I guess I could use some food. Let's go. *They both walk out, meanwhile in outer space we see a space ship, inside are robots who pilot the ship*

Robot 1: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* My lord. Another energy source has been located. Shall we decend and fuel up?

Drakk: *Voice actor is Pat Farley, he looks alot like Krang he sits on a floating pod* Yes....but we should only take what we need for now. Then we will make a return trip back home.

Robot 1: Understood. *The ship goes to Earth and lands right outside the Mega-Slush Corp, the ship opens up and out come drones of robots that are human sized they walk into the place and enter the place we see the robots lift up the giant storage container and carry it to the ship, the guards come back*

Guard 1: Man....I had no idea that pinapple and ham tasted so good!

Guard 2: What the!? *They both see the robots carrying the storage container, they both look at each other then at the robots*

Guards: *Aiming their guns* Freeze!

Drakk: You! Take care of them!

Robot: As you command.

*The robot slowly walks towards the two guards and they fire on the robot but the robot has strong armor so the attack does nothing, we see the robot grab the arms of both guards and squeezes hard and they drop the guns, then the robot grabs both guns and crushes them hard, the guards look at each other*

Guard 1: Let's get out of here!!!!! *The guards run away, and the robot begins to chase them*

Drakk: Let them go! We have what we came for. Load the fuel up onto the ship!

Robot: As you command. *The robots then fire lasers at the wall and make a big giant hole in the wall making it easier to carry the container of Mega-Slush and they load it up onto the ship, inside 2 robots get a giant hose and put it into the vat, we then see the ship's control and it gets full power* Power input is at 100%

Drakk: Excellent! Now let's head for home! *The ship powers up and takes off into space* Perfect....with the energy fuel we have now, we should be able to make it back to my home planet. Then I shall lead an armada and take over this planet and force the people to make more energy for me! Then I will conqure the entire universe! *The ship powers up more and speeds to home*

*Title Theme Plays*

The Great Mega-Slush robbery.

*the next day we Megas walking in the city and stuff*

Coop: Man did you guys see the way I kicked that robot's butt?

Jamie: I know....the guy couldn't even lay a hand on you.

Coop: I'm telling you guys...this whole saving the world thing is getting easier and easier.

Kiva: Well as sucessful you have been saving the Earth, would it kill you to at least try and leave the city in one peace?

Coop: Sorry Kiva. Force of habit.

Jamie: Hey Coop. You know what would make this flawless victory better? If we had a nice tall cool Mega-Slush to celebrate with. I hear they got the new bubble-gum flavor at the Speedy Mart.

Coop: Really!? Dude I've been wanting to try that flavor for weeks! *Megas walks over to the Speedymart but along it way it smashes cars and stuff it's going the opposite directing and people get out of their cars and shake their fists at Megas*

*At the Speedy Mart*

Coop: What!? What do you mean you're out of Mega-Slush!?

Clerk: *Voice is Greg Eagles* Sorry Coop. We never got last night's shipment. Someone broke into the factory and raided the place.

Coop: What!?

Clerk: Don't you ever listen to the news? *Turns on the radio*

Newscaster: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* And in other news, last night, the Jersey City Mega-Slush Corp was broken into and raided. While no money has appeared to have been stolen, there was however confirmed reports of robots coming into the complex and stealing a giant storage tank of Slush.

*Everyone looks at Coop angerly*

Man: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* HEY! I BET THAT FAT GUY AND HIS GIRLFRIEND RAIDED THE PLACE LAST NIGHT!!!

Everyone: YEAH! *They all surround Coop, Jamie, and Kiva*

Kiva: Coop...what did you and Jenna do this time?

Coop: Uh yeah....for the record. This ain't my fault. I had nothing to do with it.

News reporter on Radio: As for exactly what the robots looked like, they were small and brownish in color. They appeared to have possesed super human strength.

*They all calm down cause now they realize it couldn't of been Coop*

News reporter on Radio: We will have more news as it develops.

Clerk: Sorry Coop but I don't know when I'm gonna get the next shipment. It could be weeks from what I'm hearing.

Coop: Man I can't belive this!!! Now how am I supposed to enjoy a nice cool Mega-slush!?

Kiva: Coop. You do realize that you can get a Mega-Slush whenever you want by ordering one from the Food Particlizer.

Coop: I know. But what about everyone else who wanted one. I tell you Kiva this ain't right. How are these people gonna enjoy a nice cool Mega-Slush when thieves go about and steal it from right under our noses!

Kiva: Coop it's really no big deal. I mean it's just a drink.

Coop: Just a drink!? Just a drink!? Do you know how much work and effort the people of the Mega-Slush Corp put into making those slushes? I'm not about to let their work be stolen by theives. Come on guys! We have a Mega-Slush theif to catch! *They go into Megas and fly away Meanwhile at the Mega-Slush corp we see police and people surrounding the place and we see a detective asking questions*

Detective dude: *Voice actor is Daran Norris* Ok now explain to me exactly what happened?

Guard 1: Well we saw these robots. They came in and took an entire stoage tank of Slush. We tried to fight them but they were too strong. They then blasted a hole in the wall and escaped with the tank.

Detective: I see....and did they leave any clues as to who they were or where we could find them like DNA or something?

Guard 2: No not a trace was left. They just came and left. I knew working the night shift was bad.

Detective: I see....well this isn't getting anywhere. *All of a sudden Megas lands down by the place* What the!?

Kiva: Coop...explain to me why we are here?

Coop: Elementry my dear Kiva. If we want to catch our theif we first have to examine the scene of the crime.

Jamie: Nice thinking Coop.

Kiva: Well....I can scan the place and see if I can find anything out of the unusual. *She does so* Well there's nothing strange inside.

Coop: Better give the outside a look over. Just to be safe.

Kiva: Ok. *Kiva scans around the place* So far nothing....*Keeps scanning* Coop! I found something!

Coop: What is it Kiva?

Kiva: *Scans* It's a vapor trail. It appears that someone or something came here. I'll see if it's Megas. *Runs a test* It's not. The vapor trail is different to Megas.

Coop: So then with careful research and brilliant dedutionning, It can be concluded that the theif is not from this world.

Jamie: Gee...you think?

Coop: No. I know.

Kiva: Well Coop if you want to find your slush theif I guess we had better follow the vapor trail then.

Coop: Good idea.

Kiva: I'll see where the trail leads to and plot a course there. *Types stuff in the computer* Ok. It looks like wherever they went is pretty far from here.

Coop: Right. Let's not waste anymore time. *Megas flies away into space In outer space we see Megas flying about and following the vapor trail*

Coop: So Kiva? How much further until we are there?

Kiva: We should be there shortly. Though it's too late by now but I still think this whole thing is pointless. For all we know it was probably a couple of alien punks who wanted a drink. Can't you guys make more Mega-slushes?

Coop: If we didn't stop them from taking the Mega-Slush before then what's gonna stop them the next time or the time after that! It is up to me as defender of Earth to make sure these chumps don't try it again.

Jamie: Yeah and besides. It if we didn't do anything it would be a waste of an entire episode.

Coop: Jamie's right Kiva. We have to stop those theives now before they strike again! Now lets go!

*Megas continues flying into space following the vapor trail*

Kiva: Coop...the trail leads to that planet over there. *It's a purplish planet and stuff* That must be where they are now.

Coop: And now that I found where the thieves went...it's time to teach them a lesson.

Kiva: Coop wait up! We don't know who or what we're dealing with. Don't just go in and shoot everything that moves.

Coop: I'll tell you exactly who we're dealing with. A bunch of Mega-Slush theives that's what! Now let's take em down! *Megas flies towards the planet and lands in the outskirts of a fortress*

Jamie: Woah...check out those mechs!

*They see giant mechs that look like this*

http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11278831197961ue.jpg

*We also see mechs that look like Golems from FF7 as they patrol the area for intruders*

Kiva: Coop....the place is heavly guarded. I don't think we can take them all on.

Coop: Just scan and see if the Mega-Slush stuff is in there.

Kiva: *Scans* It is....but this is suicide Coop. We are heavily outnumbered and Megas doesn't have enough energy to take them all on. I say we go back home, recharge Megas then come back.

Jamie: That's never stopped Coop before.

Coop: Trust me. I have everything under control. *Megas grabs a rock and throws it over and it catches the attention of the mechs and they look at it, they see it's a rock and then they both look at each other then they hear whrring then they both look at Megas who fires a powerful laser blast at them destroying them both we see wires and electricity and both mechs fall over*

Kiva: Well that takes care of the guards. Now let's get inside and find out whose behind this....since you won't let us leave anyway.

Coop: You catch on quick Kiva. I'm rubbing off on you more every day!

*Megas walks up to the door and it opens up a finger and puts a wire in*

Kiva: Let must just hack into the security system so I can open the door without creating too much attention. *Does so* Ok it's open. *The door slowly opens and megas goes to one of the sides just incase there was a mech guard by the door, and sure enough he was right a guard notices the door open and the guard goes out and sees the other two guards down and it scratches it's head then megas comes from behind and rips it's head off and destroys the mech without making too much noise*

Coop: All right! Now let's tear this place apart! *Megas runs in*

Kiva: Coop wait stop!!! *Megas stops* *Scans* Coop...this place is swarming with motion sensors and light traps. *Presses a button revealing all of them and we see that Megas is in a sticky situation cause he walked into a bunch of them and one false move will trigger them off* Coop....stand perfectly still.....if Megas moves just a bit and it will set off all these traps giving our location away.

Jamie: Man why do you get us into these messes.

Coop: Ok...no body panic.....I can do this.

*2 guards walks towards Megas but they don't see Megas*

Kiva: *2 blips appear* Not good....a couple of guards are coming this way.

Coop: Which way.

Kiva: From the front. *As they approach the corner to turn*

Coop: *Looks at Megas's hands and sees that Megas can move it's finger without getting caught* I've got an idea. *As they turn they see Megas and aim their guns at Megas but Megas uses it's finger to fire a laser at the mechs destroying them, the explosion however gets the attention of more mechs and more head towards Megas to see where the explosion was from*

Jamie: Great coop...now more are headed this way.

Coop: I hate to say this Kiva but I don't think we can keep this up for much longer.

Kiva: Coop use the camoplauge.

Coop: Good idea. *Does so and Megas is invisable, the robots go to where Megas is and they look around, they don't see a thing and they decide to walk back* whew that was close. *Megas moves and triggers the alarm, now 1000 of robots surround the area and look for the intruder*

Jamie: Nice going Coop.

Coop: Relax Jamie....as long as the camophlauge holds out we'll be fine. *The unit runs out of energy and Megas appears into view and all the robots see Megas and aim at them*

Kiva: We've been spotted! Take defensive action!

Coop: Defensive!? I'm just gonna start smashing things as I see fit!

*Megas flies into the air as the mechs fire upon Megas but Megas fires a machine gun blast at the mechs and as they fire at Megas a few get destroyed, some of the golem type mechs open up their backs and fires a wave of missiles at Megas but Megas dodges them and comes down then grabs one of the mechs and throws them down to more mechs destroying them, then some of the other mechs fly into the air and try to take down Megas but Megas is to fast and Megas rips off the arms of one mech and smacks him down into a bunch of other mechs More mechs fire upon Megas but Megas comes down and starts running into the frey and begins punching and bashing mechs, Megas rips off the head of a golem type mech and then Megas fires a laser blast at more mechs destroying them, then a mech hits Megas, then another grabs Megas and one of them aims their eye thing at megas and fires a laser at Megas but Megas jumps out of the way and the beam hits the other robot making a hole into him, then from above Megas creates the cool energy sword and slashes down the mech destroying it in half More mechs walk into the area and try to take down Megas but Megas fires more machine gun blasts at the mechs destroying more, as explosions light up the area we pan over to Drakks tower who is watching everything from his window*

Drakk: What's going on!?

Robot 1: Our forces are under attack! We are sending back up units to secure the area and stop the intruder.

Drakk: Stop that robot at all costs!

Robot 1: As you command!

*Back at the battle we see Megas pound more mechs left and right using the sword and cutting mechs in half*

Coop: Send a message to your boss that no one takes our Mega-slushes without a fight!!!

*The guards continue to fight but Megas keeps destroying the mechs with little problem, however one of the mechs get lucky and fires a laser blast right through Megas and Megas kneels down and short circuts*

Kiva: Coop that attack took alot of damage on Megas. We lost control in mobility and most of the weapon systems are down! We have to escape!

Coop: *Tries to get up but can't* I can't move Megas Kiva. *One of the mechs punch Megas down and Megas goes down, then signals to the other robots to pick up the mech and take him to the holding chamber/dungeon thingy and they carry Megas there*

Kiva: I'll put Megas on auto repair and hopefully Megas will be fixed before anything bad should happen.

Jamie: I think something bad did happen....

*Now in the holding chamber we see Megas chained to the wall with energy bands and then we see some golem mechs approach along with Drakk who floats up to Megas*

Drakk: Soo you must be the one cause all that ruckus. I don't know who you are trying to pull attacking my army. But rest assured it was the last stupid decision you will ever make!

Coop: Hey pal! You better give me back the Slushies you stole or else! *Tries to break free but can't*

Drakk: Ah! So you are from Earth! Come back to reclaim what is yours eh? Well I have it now so it's mine! It is foolish of you to steal from me.....No one has stolen from me and lived to tell about it. *Points over to a crusher that has another prisoner on it and it activates and it destroys the robot*

Kiva: Why do you need them so badly anyway?

Drakk: You poor simple minded fool! The "slush" as you call it is a super powerful energy source we use to power up our weapons and ships! Every 10000 years or so we come to your planet and take the ingridents needed to create the energy source!! Sugar, Gum Base, Dextrose, and a whole bunch of other things! When these ingredents combine....they become a valuable energy source we use to keep our systems running and operational! And now you do our job for us! All we had to do is come and take the energy source from you!!! And now with it we'll have enough energy to take over your world! Then we will force the people of your planet to make more "slush" for us so we can conqure the universe!

Kiva: You're insane!!! We won't let you get away with this!!!

Drakk: You can't do a thing to stop me!!!

Coop: Oh yeah!? Well how about this!!! *Struggles to get free and manages to do so*

Drakk: What!? No....stop him!!!

*Megas grabs a mech and punches it in the face destroying it, then Megas fires a laser at the other one destroying too, more mechs show up and aim at Megas*

Drakk: While you're busy fighting my men....I'll be headed to your planet to take it over. Have fun!

*The mechs fire at Megas but Megas creates the cool energy sword again and starts slashing and cutting more mechs in pieces and stuff then Megas fires a missile at more mechs destroying them, Megas is surrounded by mechs and they dogpile on them, Megas powers up and does a mosh pit throwing them off of them*

Kiva: Coop we don't have time to deal with these things! We have to stop Drakk from taking over Earth!

Coop: I'm on it! *Coop flies into the air and charges up a super nova and throws it down onto the planet destroying the mechs and the fortress as well but not the planet* Oh man....I was hoping that would blow up the planet.

Kiva: *Scans* I'm picking up a vapor trail. It's headed back to Earth! Let's cut in front of it and stop it before it reaches Earth!

Coop: Got it! *Megas powers up and flies away towards Drakk Meanwhile we see Drakk and his minons flying into space headed towards Earth, the Mega-Slush stuff is on the ship too....*

Drakk: With the Earth under my control, I will have an unlimited supply of energy to fuel my campagin against the universe!

*As they fly they encounter some turblance*

Drakk: Uh...what's going on!?

Robot: Sir...someone's latched onto the ship! They're trying to pull it back!

*We see Megas grabbing onto the ship and tries to pull it back to the planet*

Drakk: *Via monitor* You are quite a persistant one aren't you?

Coop: Give me back the Mega-Slush and leave Earth alone!

Drakk: I can take over that rock anytime. I think I'll have some fun with your first! *Golem mechs and other mechs come out and surround Megas* Perhaps a bit of entertainment before I go and take over your planet. Now destroy him!

Jamie: Coop we can't take them all!

Kiva: Jamie's right! We aren't at full power yet and there are too many of them!

Coop: Well I don't exactly have a choice Kiva! It's time to stop this fiend once and for all!!!

*The mechs attack Megas but Megas dodges and starts fighting back, Megas goes to a golem mech and punches it in the face then rips off it's arms, then using the arms it beams up another mech hitting it's head off, then it throws the arms into another mech destroying it. Then Megas fires a wave of missiles at another golem mech but the golem mech fires back with missiles of it's own but Megas still manages to hit the mech destroying it, then all the golem mechs fire missiles at Megas and a huge wave of missiles approach Coop*

Kiva: Coop there's no way we can avoid them all!!!

Coop: Who said we were gonna avoid them! *Megas activates Super Destructo mode and fires a huge wave of missiles to counter the missiles that are headed towards Megas, many of them get destroyed but one of them hit Megas and Megas goes flying*

Jamie: AAAAAHHHH!!!!

Kiva: Coop regain control of Megas and stop them!

*Megas does so*

Coop: I'm done playing around now. Now it's personal!!! *Megas charges up a powerful laser blast and fires at all the mechs destroying alot of them, the remaining mechs fire at Megas but Megas creates the cool energy sword and slashes the remaining mechs as they fire upon Megas, then Megas fires a missile at a mech destroying it leaving only Coop and the mother ship with Drakk in it* How's that for entertainment you slimly pile of puke! You steal my planet's mega-slush, try to destroy my robot, then try to conqure my planet!? You are going to pay for your crimes!!!

Drakk: I think not....*Press a button and the entire ship comes apart, Coop is confused then the ship transforms into a giant robot and in the head part we see Drakk go in, Drakk becomes the brain of the giant robot*

Jamie: That is one big robot......

Drakk: Thanks to the energy supply we took from your planet, this robot's power is multipled by 1000. You cannot defeat it!

Coop: Doesn't mean I won't try!!! *Megas flies up to the robot and tries to attack it but it's body has guns all over it and they fire at Megas, Megas manages to dodge them and gets closer but then the mech takes it's arm and smacks Megas with it sending Megas flying in space, Megas regains it's balance, then the giant robot charges up a giant energy ball that's strong enough to destroy a planet and fires it at Megas but Megas gets out of the way and it hits a planet blowing it up* Oh so he gets to blow a planet up! That's not fair!!! *Megas then opens up and fires a barrage of missiles at the giant ship but nothing affects it because it's shields go online and block the attacks*

Kiva: Coop it's not working!!! It's shields are nullifiyng our attacks.

Drakk: Hahahah!!! Fool....your inferior weapons cannot destroy my super weapon! Surrender and I will make your death quick and painless!!

Coop: Never!

Drakk: Fine then! *We see the giant robot fire it's fists at Megas*

Jamie: Incoming! *A pair of hands try to grab Megas but Megas flies above to dodge the hands The arms try to swat Megas but Megas flies away*

Drakk: Get back here! *the robot's chest opens up and we see a giant vaccum suck in Megas and Megas gets pulled toward the robot*

Kiva: It's pulling us in! Try and escape!

Coop: I'm doing the best I can!!!

Jamie: Well do better! It's getting closer!!

Coop: I'm going as fast as I can! *As Megas 2 struggles with the wind the arms grab Megas*

Drakk: Got you!!! *Megas is now captured by the giant mech and it starts to crush Megas*

Jamie: It's gonna crush us!!!

Coop: I can't break free!!!

Darak: Hahahahaha!!! I have you right in my clutches!!! I already told you. As long as I have your energy supply, I'll be unstoppalble! There is nothing you can do to save you or your planet!

Coop: *Light bulb* That's it! Kiva listen to me. When I give the signal press that button! *Gets up and exits the car*

Kiva: Coop what are you doing!?

Coop: Saving us!

Jamie: Do that in Megas!!! That thing's gonna crush us!!

*Coop gets out and climbs town and goes into Megas's hands*

Drakk: I have to say you did put up a fight. *Squeezes* But it was all in vain....

Coop: Now Kiva! Press it!!!

Kiva: *Kiva does so and Megas fires a fist at the ship Drakk looks and sees it hit the ship making a small hole into it since Coop was in it he gets out and he's now inside the ship*

Coop: Now where is it. *Smells* Aha!!! *Walks into a room and we see the vats of Mega-Slush being pumped into the core giving the ship it's energy, Coop rubs his hands together and drools* It's slushie time! *runs and dives into a vat and starts drinking it*

Drakk: You fool! No matter! I still have you and now to destroy you! *all of a sudden the lights flicker on and off inside the ship* What!? What's going on!? *Looks at the computer and it shows that the power is falling down fast* I'm losing power!? How!? *Power goes down to 20% then down to 5% then to Zero and everything shuts off, we then see the hand return to Megas and Coop get back into the car*

Kiva: Coop the ship lost power! What did you do!?

Coop: *Lets out a huge ass long burp*

Kiva: Nevermind.

Coop: It was the only way to cut off his power supply.

Drakk: You.....you freak! No one can drink that much!?

Coop: Well you obviously haven't met me!!! And now that your powerless. *Breaks free from the hold* Now I'm gonna finish you off!!! *Creates the cool energy sword thing and goes right for the giant robot and cuts it in half* WAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *The giant robot is destroyed and we see the alien brain thing float into space*

Drakk: Aaaaahh....I'll be back..........*Dissapears*

Jamie: All right! We saved the Earth.

Coop: Yeah and got all the Mega-slush back.

Kiva: Uh Coop....you drank all of it remember.

Coop: Oh yeah....heheheheh.....So now what?

Jamie: I think I know how to replenish the slushie corp?

*Back in Jersey City we see Megas connected to a giant tube and we see slush coming out of the tube and stuff and it's filling up vats with more Mega-Slush*

Television news caster: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* And in other news, thanks to a very generous contributor, Harold Cooplowski, the Mega-Slush Corp was restocked with all the slush it lost from last nights hijacking. I think it's safe to say that Mega-slushes are back on the map* *Coop turns off TV*

Kiva: Well Coop...we saved the Earth, we stopped the bad guy, and we got all the slush stuff back.

Coop: Yeah it feels good....hey Jamie. That was a great idea using Megas to restock the company.

Jamie: Yeah. You know Coop...they still have that new bubble-gum flavor at the Speedy Mart.

Coop: Oh yeah! I forgot all about that! Come on guys! Let's go. I'll pay!

Kiva: Coop....food particilzer? *Sigh* Nevermind....*They all get up and leave*

End Credits: We see Drakk continue to drift in space until he comes to a sun and he starts to cry for he knows he's about to die.

Xerroo

10-05-2005, 05:16 PM

The Great Mega-Slush Robbery is finished

Notes:

1: Villians: Drakk
2: Some of his mechs look like the Golem models in FF7, while others look like this: http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11278831197961ue.jpg
3: Nothing POP TV was destroyed
4: The title of this show is a spoof of "The Great Train Robbery"
5: Drakk looks awfully alot like Krang from TMNT, not to mention his voice is Pat Farley who did Krang.
6: Apparently, Mega-Slushes are a major energy source to some.
7: Jamie has Lice.

Xerroo

10-09-2005, 05:07 PM

History of the World Part 2: As told by Coop.

*The episode starts in Coop's basement and we see Coop and Jamie playing a video game, Kiva isn't with them*

Coop's mom: Coop! Coop sweetie! Skippy's here!

Jamie: Oh man...you have to babysit him again?

Coop: Yeah....oh well he won't be staying long.

Coop's mom: I'm going out now! Make sure he doesn't use his giant robot to destroy the city....or make sure you don't destroy the city!

Coop: I got it mom!!!

*Skippy comes down stairs and we see Skippy writing a paper and thinking about what to write on*

Coop: Whatcha doing Skippy?

Skippy: I got a stupid history paper I have to write.

Jamie: Oh man....you have Mr.Johak right? I had him for history. He made us write a 10 page paper in history!

Skippy: Yep...that's the one. I still don't even know what to write it on?

Coop: So...when's it due by?

Skippy: Next week.

Coop: Eww.....

Jamie: You procrastinated all this time!? I began it in the beginning of the year and I only got to 9 pages and got a D- on it! It would of been a B but I didn't get all 10 pages in. He's strict.

Skippy: *Gulp* Uh...Coop....can you help me think of something to write on?

Jamie: Uh Skippy...I don't think that's such a good idea. Coop failed history remember?

Skippy: Yeah....but he did help me get an A for that class. This next guy is insane!

Coop: Well sure thing pal. What do you have to write the paper on?

Skippy: Anything.

Coop: Anything huh? How about you write it on the history of your cousin as he fights the Glorft and saves the Earth huh?

Skippy: Something pratical and realisitic.

Coop: Hey that is real! I fight the glorft on a weekly basis! Hm...well then how about you do a paper on Christopher Colombus?

Skippy: Sure...that is if you don't mind telling me who that guy is.

Coop: Sure thing pal....now where to begin.

*Title Theme Plays*

History of the World Part 2 as told by Coop.

*We are now in Spain and we pan over a village and we go over to a castle and inside the castle we see Coop dressed up as Christopher Columbus and he is talking to Warlock who is the King of England and next to him is Jenna who is the queen*

Coop: So basically this columbus guy was an explorer who went around and well....explored stuff.

Warlock: What do you want Christopher Columbus?

Cooplumbus: I'm here to prove that the Earth is Round by sailing around the Earth! I need three ships and a crew in order to complete this mission!

Warlock: Hmph! Everyone knows that the Earth is flat like a pizza. You will not get any ships or crew from me! Begone with you!

*Coop walks away dejected*

Coop: The King wasn't exactly too happy with Chris's proposal but the queen seeing just how handsome the guy was felt otherwise.

Jenna: Psst...

Cooplumbus: Huh?

Jenna: Chris....I believe you. I will give you the ships and crew needed to make this journey. All I ask is that you bring back something worthwhile. *Kisses him on the cheek*

Cooplumbus: *Blushing* I will not fail you my lovely beautiful queen!

Coop: *We then see many ships that look like ships we use now and on them are mechs like Kiva had in Test drive and he also has a crew and Kiva is at the look out, and the 3 ships have names on them and stuff* So the queen gave Christopher 3 ships. And an army to complete his job. They were the...uh...well....their names aren't that important!

*Jamie interupts*

Jamie: I believe the names you were looking for were the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria?

Coop: Shut.....up......Jamie.

*Back to the story*

Coop: Along the way things were getting a bit...well hetic.

Kiva: Sir! The crewmen are getting hungry and there have been plans well....to overthrow you.

Cooplumbus: Well with my robot I can make them any food they...

*We then see the ships sail and then all of a sudden Aqualorx shows up*

Coop: Things were going along fine.....UNTIL A GIANT OCTOPUS SHOWED UP!!!

Aqualorx: RARR!!!!! YOUR SHIPS ARE MINE!!!!!

Kiva: Sir! There is a giant squid up ahead!!!

Coop: Have all ships take evasive action and prepare for battle! I cannot fail the queen!!!

*Aqualorx takes out the Nina and the Pinta by slaming them in half with their tenticles, then the mechs on the other ship fly into the air*

Kiva: Take defensive action! Don't let that thing destroy the Santa Maria!!

*The mechs fly around Aqualorx and fire on the giant squid, the squid retaliates by taking debris from the other ships and throwing it at the mechs, 2 mechs blow up, then a few of the mechs use their blasters and fire them at Aqualorx but Aqualorx shoots ink at them and they are blinded, Aqualorx wraps one around it's tenticle and hurls it into another mech destroying them, then Kiva's mech uses it's chain thingy and wraps around Aqualorx*

Kiva: I will not let you damage the Santa Maria!!! Our captian has come too far to let some thing ruin his journey!!!

*Aqualorx pulls her mech and it goes into the water*

Cooplumbus: Kiva!! *Goes to Megas and flies it to where Aqualorx is and fires a wave of missiles at the thing* Take this you foul kraken!!! *Aqualorx spits water at the missiles at such a fast speed the missiles explode in mid-air, then Megas goes to try and hit Aqualorx but it grabs Megas and squeezes him*

Aqualorx: I'm going to crush you now and there is nothing you can do about it!!!!!

Coop: Things looked pretty bad for old christopher but he and his crew never gave up. *All of a sudden we see Aqualorx hit by a laser blast and we see Kiva and she's ok*

Kiva: That's for trying to drown me!

Cooplumbus: All right you overblown squid! You attack my ships and crew, sunk the Nina and the Pinta, and you tried to kill my first mate! Now I'm gonna make fried calimari out of you! *Megas creates the cool energy sword and tries to slash Aqualorx but Aqualorx dives back down to the water and creates a whirlpool and the Santa Maria starts headed towards it*

Kiva: Christopher! The giant Kraken is trying to drown our final ship! We have to stop him!

Cooplumbus: I'm on it! *Goes under water and fights Aqualorx he takes his tenticles and ties them up, then charges a laser blast and destroys Aqualorx and saves the ship* Now who wants fried calimari!?

Crew: *Cheers and stuff and they have food to last them for a while*

Coop: Well although they lost two of their ships they managed to save the Santa Maria and then they sailed to America where they were greeted by friendly indians!

Indian Jamie: How! Please accept this american stuff as a gift for coming to our side of the country.

Indian Racheal: It is yours to keep!

Cooplumbus: Then by all means....please accept this giant squid as food for your people.

Indian Jamie: Nice......

Kiva: *Bows* We thank you for your generosity.

*We then see Cooplumbus and Indian Jamie do the rock on pose then we see Coop return to spain and comes to the King and Queen of spain*

Warlock: So was your....so called journey sucessful?

Cooplumbus: I did not sail around the world. I did however go to America and made friends with the locals there. I have also established a trade route from here to America. I also come bearing gifts.

*The crew come in with various stuff like Megaloutions, Philly Cheesestakes, Cash, Pizza, and other stuff. Warlock is unphased but Jenna smiles*

Warlock: You dissapoint me Christopher.....I should have you executed! *Draws his sword*

Coop: The King wasn't too happy about what Chris did....but the Queen felt other wise. *Jenna punches Warlock out and throws him out the window* Infact the Queen loved Chris's discovery that she divorced the King and decided to go out with Chris. *They kiss pasionatty* And Chris became the King of Spain!

*Back to reality*

Coop: And that's how Thanks giving was discovered.

Jamie: Uh.....yeah. Coop about that. First off...Chris never became king of Spain, he was killed in the phillipines, second I don't recall them having giant robots or futuristic ships, and third. I believe there were multiple voyages he made. Look Coop....if you are gonna help the kid study then at least know you facts.

Coop: Hey man....It took me hours to come up with all that stuff.

Skippy: Look Coop....I appreciate the help and all but I can't actually write that for a paper.

Coop: *Stares at Skippy* Ok then....so then....how about a paper on the Middle Ages then?

Skippy: Good idea. There's lots to write about that.

Coop: And with my narration I can tell you what to write about.

Jamie: Here we go again......

*We are now looking a an old map and it's the United States and in Jersey we see "Ye old Jersey City", we pan over to Jersey City as it looked liked in the middle ages and we see many peasents and stuff working and things look viabrant and healthy and we even see "Ye old Speedymart" And we see Goat dressed up as a soothsayer and he's playing music*

Coop: The middle ages was a pretty nice era of time. There were peasants and these guys who sang songs, and a whole bunch of other stuff. In the town of Jersey however, things were plentiful and prosperous. *We pan over to a castle and we see Coop and Jenna walking to a balcony and they hug each other and look onward to their people who work* That's becuase of the beneviolent rulers of Jersey at that time. Their love for each other matched the love for their people, and good times were had by all.*

MA Coop: See how our people enjoy the bountiful fruits we provide my dear. This is what being a king is about. I'm happy that our people will not go hungry.

MA Jenna: And I am happy being with you my sweet King. *Kiss, they then make out passiontatly but then we hear a voice*

???: *Voice actor is David Deluise* I demand to see the king at once! Let go of me! *We hear punching and throwing and then the door breaks down and out comes Evil Coop and he's drawing a sword*

Coop: Of course things....weren't always that well....

MA Coop: My brother.....what do I owe the pleausre of you....visit?

Evil Coop: I come to claim the throne which is rightfully mine!!!

MA Coop: Look. Our parents chose me to be King because of the things I have provided to the people. They are happy. You only care about yourself! That is why you will never become King.

Evil Coop: *Draws sword and charges Coop* Then I shall take it by force!!! *They sword fight and they both clash blades and then Evil Coop loses his sword and looks at it then Coop uppercuts him knocking him down, then Coop picks up the sword and points both of them at Evil Coop*

Coop: Leave my kingdom now and never come back until you can accpet the fact that I am the king!!!

Evil Coop: *Gets up* This isn't over yet....I'll return!!!

*As Evil Coop walks away we see Jenna holding Coop making sure he's ok then they kiss, then we see Evil Coop walk into a cave and in the cave we see Evil Kiva who is a witch*

Coop: Of course the king's brother never gave up.

Evil Kiva: What is it my lord?

Evil Coop: I need you to conjure up an army that will devistate my brother's kingdom and make me the new ruler! I'm tired of always being ignored!!!

Evil Kiva: As you wish my lord. *Puts some ingrediants into a caludron and chants* Double Double Toil and Trouble, Fire burn and Cauldron Bubble! *The caludron bubbles and out comes giant spider legs and then we see the Regis Mark 5 come out*

Regis: I am the Regis Mark 5. I will destroy all.....as my master commands.

Evil Coop: This is my army?

Evil Kiva: Give it time my lord....

*Then we see explosions and we see giant spider Regis's head towards the castle and punch everything in their way*

Regis: You cannot defeat the Regis Mark 5. We will complete the task our masters have asked us to perform. Your kingdom will become rumble! *We see men firing catapaults and cannons at the mechs and we see modified Glorft Mechs attack the Regis's and they fire machine guns blasts and stuff*

A.Jamie: As captian of the guard! I will not allow you to destroy the king's castle! *All the mechs charge up an energy blast and they fire them at the Regis's and then they fall apart into rubble* We did it! We saved the....*Rumbling is heard* What the?

*All of a sudden the Regis's come back and regenerate*

Regis: As we told you....the Regis Mark 5 cannot be defeated by such inferior weaponry. Prepare to die....all of you. *The mechs and Regis's engange in battle, the Regis bots punch the mechs down and fire eye beams at them, but some of the mechs get back up and they attack the Regis's*

A. Jamie: *As he fights* My king! The enemy is too strong! They are demons made from black magic! A scout also indicates that they are your brother's doing!

*In the Castle we see Coop talking*

MA CooP: I see.....*To his wife* Jenna. I need you to get the villagers to safety! I'm going on the front lines to defend the castle!

MA Jenna: Coop....it's too dangerous....

MA Coop: As the King I must protect my people. Don't worry. *Kiss* I'll be ok. I love you. *Smiles*

MA Jenna: *Hugs Coop* And I you......

Coop: And of course the King knowing of his job he went onto the front lines and helped fight against the monsters that were sent by his evil brother!

*Megas gets onto the battlefield and shoots those energy blades into a few of the Regis bots and then starts to tear apart at them, then Megas fires a machine gun blast into a line of robots and they fall apart, then a Regis punches Megas and Megas falls back but Megas gets back up and charges up a laser blast and fires upon the robots and they also fall apart but then they come back since it's Regis...*

Regis: Our master will have his way. The Regis Mark 5 is invicable! *Punches Down Megas and then try to get to the village where Megas 2 is seen carrying people to safety, she sees a Regis get close but Megas grabs it and pulls it back and then we see modified glorft mechs attack the Regis robots and this gives Jenna more time to save the villagers, as the last one is saved Evil Kiva flies down with her mech and attacks Megas 2 by punching it*

Evil Kiva: Your protecting these filthy commoners are in vain. When we take over your kingdom they shall build us monuments and become our slaves! You will not stop my master!!!

Jenna: I'l try! *Megas 2 powers up and flies at Evil Kiva's mech and starts to punch it in the chest but Evil Kiva creates those wire things from her hands and straps Megas 2 and throws Megas 2 into a "Ye Old POP TV Building", then Evil Kiva fires a fist at Megas 2 but Megas 2 catches it and throws it back* I won't let you ruin our kingdom we worked so hard to achieve!

Evil Kiva: Face it! There is nothing you can do!!! *Fires a laser blast at Megas 2 knocking it down, meanwhile we see Megas and the modified Glorft mechs fight off the Regis units and they fall apart and regenerate but then Evil Coop's mech comes down and grabs Megas by the car thing and throws him down*

Evil Coop: Your fight is with me brother....heheheheh....I've waited a long time for this...

Coop: And so it was that the King and his evil brother dueled to the ownership of the throne.

Skippy: *Interupting the story* Uh Coop.....what does any of this have to do with history?

Jamie: Hey...It was getting good. Keep going Coop. I like this story.

*Back at the battle we see Evil Coop and Coop grapple each other and Megas throws Evil Coop away from him, then Megas creates the cool energy sword and Evil Coop does the same and they clash*

MA Coop: Why can't you be happy for me brother! I've created a utopia for my people! I still offer you a position in my council!

Evil Coop: Never!!! I should be the ruler! I'm older!! Faster, better, and stronger than you!!!

Coop: And so they fought while the King's men held off his army as best as possible. *We see the glorft mechs rip apart the Regis bots but they regenerate again and this time they attack the glorft mechs by absorbing them and they try to break free, as this happens it starts to turn night so as soon as they are absorbed the Regis bots fall apart since they are solar powered.* Of course every army has a weakness....

*Evil coop looks on*

Evil Coop: My army!!! NOOOOO!!!! *Megas uppercuts his mech and his mech falls*

MA Coop: All right my no good weasel of a brother! You try to take over my kingdom, you wrecked my village, and you tried to destroy my men! Now that your army is gone you're next!!!

*Evil Coop blindsides Megas and knocks him down then steps on his mech*

Evil Coop: This is where I take your crown and become the new king of Jersey City. *As he's about to stab Megas we see Evil Coop get stabbed himself and his mech falls down and we see Megas 2 standing behind him*

MA Jenna: No one hurts my King and gets away with it. *Picks up Megas* The villagers are safe by king.

MA Coop: Good.....*To his brother* As for you.....never show your face here again....or you shall be executed!

Evil Coop: *Grumbles and walks away*

*We now see the Kingdom rebuilt and we see everyone cheer the King and Queen and they kiss again*

Coop: So after the fight the people of Jersey City rebuilt their homes and all was well. It was because of the generosity of the King and Queen, is why the Kingdom stood even after the battle. And they lived happily ever after.

*Back to reality*

Coop: So Skippy....did you like that story?

Skippy: Story? I'M WRITING A HISTORY PAPER YOU IDIOT!!!

Coop: You are? Oh....

Jamie: Hey Coop...you could become a writer you know....

Coop: Ok then....Well....um...how about the Civil War!?

Skippy: I guess I can write it on that.

Jamie: I better handle this one Coop.....

Coop: Oh this should be good. *snickers*

Jamie: Ok Skippy. Let me tell you all about the civil war.

*We are now in the 1800's and we see 2 sides. The Union who are humans and the Confederate who are the Glorft*

Jamie: The civil war was between the Union which were the northen states including California and the Confederate states who were from the south. Now one of the major conflicts was that the south were slave states*

Gorrath: GET BACK TO WORK YOU EARTHERS!!! *Whips a few as we see people building stuff*

Commander: Warmaster Gorrath E Lee! We are having problems with the north again! They want us to stop our slave policy!

Gorrath: TELL THOSE NORTHERNERS THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF STOPPING!!! IF THEY WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT THEN LET THEM FIGHT!!!

Commander: Understood Warmaster!!!

Jamie: And it was because of this that the civil war began. The North and South were fighting each other.

*We see many Kiva like mechs from test drive as well as Megas fight against the Glorft, Megas punches a mech and rips it's head off then fires a machine gun blast at another Mech destroying it, then we see some Kiva like Mechs fire those wire things at more mechs and pull them in to punch them down*

Jamie: This war caused major problems for the economy and for the country it self. As explained by Abraham Lincon.

Jamieham Lincon: A house devided cannot stand!

Jamie: But the war reigned on as both Generals, refused to give up.

Cooplysus S Grant: Lookie here son! You can't go around treating people like Slaves.

Gorrath E Lee: Silence! I can do whatever I want! You are of no place to tell me what to do!!!

*Megas and Gorrath clash and they grapple, then we see Megas give Gorrath's mech a suplex and then an ankle lock*

Cooplysus S Grant: You better I say you better give up son! You can't defeat me!

Gorrath E Lee: Watch me!!! *Throws Megas off of him*

*Both mechs get up and they start fighting each other, Gorrath's mechs tries to punch Megas but Megas sweeps him down and then picks him up and throws him down then gives him the elbow, then more mechs show up to attack Megas but Megas grabs an arm of one of the fallen mechs and starts smashing the mechs with it, the mechs fire at Megas but Megas puts up an energy shield then Megas counters with missile fire and attacks more Glorft Mechs destroying them, then Gorrath comes from behind and knocks down Megas*

Gorrath E Lee: With you out of the way we will allow slavery in the United States!!!

Jamie: The battle reigned for about 4 years but ultimately ended with the Union winning thanks to Usuyluss S Grant and his thinking.

*Megas uppercuts Gorrath's mech then takes the Union flag and smashes Gorrath's mech with it*

Jamie: From there President Lincion gave his world famous Gettysburg Address.

Jamiehan Lincion: Four Score and a few minutes ago....a bunch of dudes came and created a nation where everyone is equal. However we are now fighting a civil war which questions our equality. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. Because if we didn't alot of people would be angry at us and there would be legal action...and I really don't need any of that. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. ROCK ON AMERICA!!!!

*Everyone cheers*

Jamie: Of course Grant was then made president of the United states afterward.

*Back to reality*

Jamie: And pretty much that's what the civil war was about.....minus the giant robots and the glorft.

Skippy: Ah...it makes sense. Thanks Jamie.

Coop: *mumbles* I could of done better.....

Skippy: Thanks guys. I think I know what I'm gonna write it on.

Coop's mom: Coop! I'm back! You can send Skippy up now!!!!

Skippy: Well I'm going now...

Coop: Good luck on your paper Skippy.

Jamie: Dude....he's gonna fail.

*The next week*

*We see Coop and Jamie playing again and then Skippy comes down and he got an A+ he did it on various events in history that included the civil War, and other stuff*

Coop: So Skippy what did you get on that paper of yours?

Skippy: A+

Jamie: Nice....

Skippy: I spent 72 hours straight writing it....but it was worth it. Oh BTW....Stephanie and I were talking about our sources.....she is right. Jenna is alot smarter than you Coop.

Jamie: *Snickers*

Coop: Yeah yeah whatever. I told you I ain't the history guy.

Jamie: No but you sure make up great stories.

Coop: Well in light of Skippy getting an A+, let's go out to eat! Whose up for Pizza Ham? My treat.

*They go upstairs and stuff*

End Credits: *Re showing the Gettsyburg Address*

The end.

TBC......

Xerroo

10-10-2005, 11:53 AM

History of the World Part 2 is done.

Notes:

1: Villians: Aqualorx, The Glorft, Evil Coop/Evil Kiva
2: The 3 segments are Christopher Columbus, The Middle Ages, and the Civil War
3: A POP TV building was destroyed in the middle ages
4: It's comfirmed that Jenna is indeed smarter than Coop.
5: As usual Coop get his facts wrong.
6: Kiva wasn't with Coop or Jamie in the beginning.
7: Skippy and Jamie had the same teacher at one point or another.

King_of_doom

10-10-2005, 01:14 PM

I think this is a lot funnier than the first one, the best one was with Christopher Columbus, cool episode.

I just saw My Name is Earl and give me an idea for a new episode im starting, if you want to use it of course:

In Jersey there's goanna be a "How to make your own robot" competicion, Brodie cant enter with Megas2 because he already had Megas2 awhile ago, suddenly Goat wants to enter and with Brodie's help there going to built there giant robot but there's one catch a girl from Goat's past appears and Goat dont want to face her because he thought she was a Biker chick but it turns out she's just a psycho chick that she was dump by many guys(you can imagin her like Lizzie from KND or Berry from Fosters Home).

Goat tells her that its over between the two of them, she took it nicely but suddenly she somehow changes some of the wires from the robot the guys made and she now controls the robot and goes on a rampage towards the city, she now wants Goat kill and its a showdown between Megas2 and the robot they made.

Xerroo

10-12-2005, 08:05 PM

Some more Megas type commercials on Cartoon Network

1: We see Megas run into the city and it thumps up and down.

2: Jamie carves something into a tree saying "Go out with me Racheal!"

Jamie: Think she'll notice?

Coop: Nah....try it my way.

*We see the mountian next to the tree and it says, "I LOVE YOU JENNA!!!"

Xerroo

10-15-2005, 11:50 AM

*This episode begins one some island and we see an underground lair and we see there is meeting and the main villain looks similar to the Kingpin from the Spiderman animated cartoon*

Dr. Stiranko: *Voice actor is Roscoe Lee Browne* Welcome everyone to my evil secret lab, as you can see I have made some changes to the place to fit my liking.....but we can get into that later. Right now we need to discuss the real matter at hand....how to take over the Earth. If any of you have any ideas please speak up. I'm open to ideas.....but keep in mind they have to be good....*Points to a guy* Yes you...do you have an idea for me?

Pizza dude: *Voice actor is Rob Paulsen* Uh....I'm just here to deliver the pizza dude. That will be about 9.95. Plus150 dollars for having to travel to this island dude. *Dr.Stiranko presses a button and causes the pizza guy to fall into a vat of acid, we don't see him die though*

Dr. Stiranko: *To one of his men* How many times have I told you! No ordering food out!

Man: *Voice actor is Billy West* I wask hungry!!!

Dr. Stiranko: *Sigh* Well General Russwell. Do you have any ideas?

General Ruswell: *Voice actor is Niel Dikson* Why don't we create muntant monsters to attack the cities then amist the chaos we take control. *Dr.Stiranko presses the button again and makes him fall into a vat of flames* AAHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!

Dr. Stiranko: How about next time you come up with a plan that's a bit more realisitc. How about you Jinex?

Jinex: *Voice actor is Tara Strong* Well we can steal a nuclear warhead and threaten the world with it? *We see her very nervous and we Dr. Stiranko thinking about it*

Dr. Stiranko: Not bad! I spare you life. But the only problem is.....where am I gonna find a warhead? Every single one of them belongs to armies around the world. We can't just go in and take it without jepordizing our plans.

Metal Jaw: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown, he is a guy who looks like trapjaw from He-Man* All but one sir. Our mega satitlite has pinpointed every single weapon of mass destruction around the world and we managed to find one that isn't property of the government. It's in New Jersey.

Dr.Stiranko: New Jersey eh? Excellent. Whe shall set a base of operation there and achieve the warhead from what ever second rate criminal organization has it. Now men....this concludes this meeting for today. Let us now enjoy this pizza that was so greatly sent to us by that lovely pizza man.

Man: You mean the pizza man you just sent to his doom?

*Dr.Stiranko presses the button again and sends this guy to his doom*

Dr.Stiranko: More for me I guess.....*Eats a pizza, unknown beknowest to him he is being watched by a spy camera, outside we see a dude in ninja costume and he's talking to someone*

????: *Voice actor is Rino Romano* Looks like our fat friend here plans to a bit of shopping in jersey City. Something about a giant warhead. Looks like he's up to something big.

Voice: *Voice actor is Adrian Tuss* Excellent 0012, I'll make preperations for you to your departure to Jersey City. You just be careful when dealing with Dr.Stankio. He is very cunning and evil.

????: Don't worry about me. I'll be able to take down him with no problem. I'm heading to Jersey myself using my jetpack. It will take too much time to get there via plane.

Voice: I wish you luck agent 0012.

????: Thanks. *Dons on a jetpack and it charges up and he flies off the island and heads back to the mainland*

Title Theme plays

Double 0 Coop.

*We now see Coop outside of his front yard and he's running system check on Megas making sure everything is good, then he orders a philly cheese steak from the food particlizer inside of Megas and eats it*

Jamie: Yo Coop! You done yet with that systems check?

Coop: Nah not yet. These things take a while Jamie. And with Kiva not here it only makes it harder to do.

Jamie: So what....forget about it and lets go smash things. We have a whole weekend without Kiva or the girls. I say we take this time to do whatever we always wanted.

Coop: You mean like go to the planet of the space chicks? *Smiles*

Jamie: Well that....

Coop: Just give me a minute. *Climbs up to the car* I just got to reconnect the control module and stuff. *Starts reconnecting the wires and stuff* Ok and now to make sure the weapons systems work. *Starts pressing buttons and Megas opens up and closes showing missiles and lasers and things then Coop presses "The button" and out comes the giant nuke thingy*

Jamie: Uh Coop....I thought you were gonna get rid of it. That thing's dangerous.

Coop: Dude....how can I save the world when I don't got a nuke?

Jamie: It's a nuke Coop! A NUKE!!! If that thing were to go off right now then we'll all die!

Coop: I guess you got a point. We better get to the dump and get rid of this thing before it does go off and destroy the entire city. *Coop and Jamie get in the car and walk off to the junkyard*

*Meanwhile we see a helicopter land in the junkyard and out comes the villians. Metal Jaw, Jinex, and Dr.Strankio*

Dr.Stiranko: Where are we?

Metal Jaw: Intellegence reports indicate that this old junkyard is actually a hidden military base that was abandoned years ago.

Dr.Stiranko: Oh really?

Metal Jaw: Yes...and if we find the enterance we can get in....and stuff.

*Metal Jaw starts scanning for a way inside the base and stuff they look at different junkpiles and stuff but find nothing, they keep looking and stuff all of a sudden the blip goes off*

Metal Jaw: I found something! I think it's the enterence to the base!!! *He sees a level loged into a pile of junk and as he's about to pull it we hear footsteps* Something's coming!

Jinex: Hide!!!!

*They all hide behind stuff and then we see Megas enter the junkyard*

Jamie: HEY GOAT!!! WHERE ARE YOU MAN!?

Coop: GOAT BUDDY!!! WE NEED YOUR HELP FOR A BIT!!!

*All of a sudden we see Goat coming out of his shack thingy and he's kinda miffed*

Goat: Hey man! Can't a guy get some sleep!?

Dr.Stiranko: What on Earth is that thing.....

Jinex: It appears to be some kind of....giant robot.

Dr.Stiranko: Well obviously it's a giant robot....but what is it doing here?

Metal Jaw: Let's find out. *Uses some kind of device that amplifies sound waves and let's the bad guys hear the conversations*

Goat: So....let me get this straight....you still haven't gotten rid of it yet? It's a ticking timebomb dude! How can you leave it inside Megas!?

Jamie: That's what I told him.....

Coop: Look Goat....I would disable it but....I'm afraid I might set it off. I know you are good with these kind of things...after all you were in the army at one point.

Goat: Yeah yeah.....ok lay Megas down and open her up.

*Megas lays down and Coop presses "The button" again, Megas's chest opens up and out comes the nuke warhead*

Metal Jaw: Heheh....well what do ya know. It's the warhead we are looking for.

Jinex: That robot has it concieled inside. It's gonna be hard to get.

Dr.Stankio: Do not worry my comrades....perhaps they'll do our work for us. Let us watch and see what transpires.

Goat: Oh man!!! Coop where on Earth did you get this!?

Coop: I found it in the junkyard.

Jamie: Dude there is now way you found a giant warhead here in the junkyard.

Goat: Yeah....I would know man. I've been working here for a long time now and I pretty much see everything that's in here. So I know when I say that there was never a nuke here.

Coop: I'll show you where I found it.

Goat: First we got to get this thing off of Megas and shut it down then we'll go find where you found this thing.

*Meanwhile we see the agent dude fly in Jersey City and land on top of a building near the junkyard*

Agent 0012: Hmmm......that must be it. *He's using some sort of eye thing to scan the junkyard and he sees Coop, Jamie, and Goat with the warhead* Looks like Dr.Stiranko's goons are putting the warhead into some kind of giant robot. Looks like I better act or else. *His jet pack activates and heads over to the junkyard, meanwhile we see Coop, Jamie, and Goat take the warhead out of Megas and throw it on the ground, it's been deactivated so it's a dud for now*

Goat: Ok Coop....your missle warhead thing's been taken out. Now....where did you find this thing again.

Coop: I'll show you. *As they walk away we see some mini missiles come at them* Woah! *Pushes Goat and Jamie out of the way and we see the missiles explode a junkpile and junk goes raining all over the place*

Jamie: What the heck was that!? *They look up and they see agent 0012 decend down by them*

Agent: That would be me.....So I guess Dr.Stiranko sent you goons to do his dirty work.

*Coop and Jamie look at each other*

Dr.Stiranko: What the!? Who is this!?

Metal Jaw: It appears to be some kind of government agent.

Dr.Stiranko: Curses! They're on my tail! We must leave quickly!

Jenix: Not yet master....perhaps if he thinks they are the enemy. Then we can sneak in and get the warhead.

Dr.Stiranko: Ah....excellent thinking....

*Coop and Jamie still look at each other*

Agent: Well.....did you honestly think you could get away with using that warhead to destroy the world?

Coop: Uh...dude...first off. I save the world. On a daily basis. And 2nd. I'm trying to take apart the warhead.

Agent: To no doubt use the materials inside to create some sort of superbomb. I'm on to Dr.Stiranko's plan and if you think I'm gonna let some flunkies help accomplish this mission then your mistaken.

Jamie: What....are you?

Agent: Wouldn't you like to know.....the three of you had better come quietly or else.

Goat: Dude man....We ain't working for anyone. I was trying to take apart this thing so it couldn't be used ever.

Agent: A likely story. Now give me the war head or else.

Coop: Or else what? All you got is some cruddy jetpack and I got Megas *Points to Megas*

Jamie: Yeah what's he gonna do? Fly at us. *They both laugh and then we see the agent press a button on his jetpack and it transforms into a mech that looks like this*

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1130/machiv0oz.png

*Coop, Jamie, and Goat look up at the agent who is piloting the mech*

Coop: Woah uh.....who didn't see that one coming eh? Heheheh.....RUN!!!

*They all run into Megas and Megas gets up but the mech punches Megas down to the ground*

Agent: This should be easy. After all....you are henchmen and everyone knows henchmen never get the drop on the hero.

Coop: I am the hero!!! *Megas gets back up and punches down the agent mech, then Megas jumps into the air and goes for a drop kick* Waaaaahhhh!!!!! *It connects and the agent's mech goes down, then Megas grabs the mech by the head and throws him into a pile of junk, then the agent guy gets back up and from his arm he forms an energy whip and smacks Megas with it knocking Megas down, then the mech fires a beam from it's head thingy and hits Megas knocking him back*

Agent: Like I said....you guys are henchmen....and you can never defeat the good guy.

Coop: Hey pal I ain't no henchman. The only henchmen around here are Jamie and Goat!

Jamie: Hey!!! We aren't henchment! We're partners!

Coop: Henchmen partners whatever. *Megas runs to punch the agents mech again but it grabs Megas's by the arm and throws Megas down to the ground*

Agent: Why don't you just give up guys....I can pick you out a nice jail cell for you if you cooperate.

Coop: Oh this guy is getting on my nerves!!!

Jamie: Uh Coop....instead of trying to beat the guy up maybe we can talk to him. You know it might be better to to explain to him before he ends up destroying us for what seems to be no reason at all.

Coop: But....he hit Megas....and that ain't cool!

Agent: Look....I really don't have time for this. Just give up and give me the warhead.

Coop: Look pal. I ain't working for some guy. I am my own person. I'm the boss here. I don't take orders from no one.....except for maybe Kiva.

Agent: A flunkie with a personality.....interesting. You my friend are making this fight interesting.

Coop: Thanks.....but I still ain't the enemy.

Agent: Save it for when your interrogated. *The mech rushes at Megas and tries to punch him, but Megas clobbers him down instead, then Megas pins the mech and starts punching him hard, the agent mech then throws Megas off of him then using his hand creates a blade, this in turn causes Megas to create the cool energy sword and they clash blades, as they do we see the 3 evil dudes watching as the good guys beat each other up*

Dr.Stiranko: Excellent....while those two fools beat each other up they'll weaken themselves then all we have to do is. *As he talks we hear metal crunching and we see Metal Jaw eating*

Jenix: Ugh....Metal Jaw! Must you do that!? Chew with your mouth closed!

Metal Jaw: Hey! I gots to get my iron!!! *Keeps eating*

Dr.Stiranko: Well keep it down! We don't want to draw attention to ourselves now do we!? Let's see how this turns out.

*Both Megas and the mech grapple then Megas pulls back and punches the mech knocking him down, then Megas goes for an elbow drop and misses cause the mech rolls out of the way, it flies into the air and fires a barrage of missiles at Megas*

Jamie: Incoming!!!!!

*Megas puts it's arms in the X posistion and buffers the attack, when the smoke clears they see the mech headed straight at them and it dives at Megas head on knocking it down*

Goat: Man....he hits hard......

Jamie: You're telling me! I think I can still hear my brain rattling!

Agent: All right I'm done playing around....time to finish this. *Charges at Megas and powers up his arm to do a super punch but Megas gets up and counters with a super punch of his own and this causes the agents mech to malfunction and fall over and shut down.

Coop: Ok pal let's get some things straight! First of all....my name is Coop! 2nd! I ain't nobody's henchmen and I certantly ain't evil! Third! I *All of a sudden Megas starts to electrocute and short circut*

Jamie: What's going on!!!???

Coop: I don't know! Someone's short circuting Megas! *We see that Metal Jaw shot a probe at Megas using some kind of gun, Megas then falls over next to agent's mech and they both are down* Oh man....I can't move!!!

*We see the 3 evil guys come over by the warhead*

Dr.Stiranko: Heheh....I must thank the 2 of you for taking care of each other for me. Now if you don't mine....I have a weapon to collect. *The helicopter from before flies over and it shoots cables down and it goes around the giant missile and it starts to fly up* We have what we came for! Let's get going!

Metal Jaw: But what about these 2 things?

Dr.Stiranko: Don't worry about them....by the time they recover we'll be long gone with the weapon!

Metal Jaw: Weren't we gonna set up a base here?

Dr.Stiranko: Now that we have the weapon we won't have to! Jenix! Hurry it up! We don't have much time!

Jenix: Got it! *She gets on as well and the helicopter flies away*

*Megas on the other hand starts to slowly get back up*

Coop: Oh man....what the heck's going on? *Sees the helicopter* Hey! that's my nuke!!! Give it back! *Megas tries to fly but the flight system is tempeorarly malfunctioning due to the probe, and Megas sees it and rips it off of himself and throws it down* Oh great....now some dude has my nuke!

Jamie: I told you you should of got rid of it before!

Coop: How was I supposed this was gonna happen!?

Agent: Ugh....oh....my head....*Megas sees the agent mech get up slowly*

Goat: I guess we better go help him....

*Megas walks up to the guy and helps him up*

Coop: You ok?

Agent: Yeah I'm fine....*Punches Megas and megas goes down*

Coop: Hey! What was that for!?

Agent: That's for getting in the way....*Helps Megas back up* Now we're even.

*Coop, Jamie, and Goat get out of Megas and the mech turns back into a normal jetpack and the agent guy takes it off*

Agent 0012: This isn't good.....now that Dr.Stiranko has the warhead he'll use it unless we give him total control of the world.

Coop: I'm guessing that's bad right?

Agent: Very.....mind telling me what you were doing with a nuke in the first place?

Coop: It's a very long and complicated story....

Agent: I've got time. But right now we need to find out where that helicopter is going. According to headquarters there should be a hidden abandoned base here that should give us the technology we need to find where that thing's going.

Coop: Oh I know where that is?

Agent: You do?

Coop: Yeah....follow me.

*They all go to the area and Coop pulls a level and a pile of junk splits in half and we see a giant hidden base below the junkyard*

Jamie: Coop.....how come you never told me about this!?

Goat: Yeah!? I'm the junkhound around here and I'm supposed to know everything.

Coop: Dunno.....I was thinking of making it my fortress of Solitude or something. *They all go downstairs and we see an old base with technology that still works, they activate the place and stuff*

Agent: Before we begin. I should introduce myself. I'm agent double 0 12. I work for the government in the war against espionage and terrorism.

Coop: Oh yeah well....I'm Coop. I fight.

Agent: For?

Coop: I just fight.

Agent: Interesting.....anyways....we need to find where Dr.Stiranko is going with that warhead you found. Using global command HQ I can get a fix on where it might be headed. *Types stuff in the computer*

Coop: Or...we could use Megas to follow it and smash it.

Agent: Too risky....that warhead they have is dangerous and if it's disturbed it will explode.

Jamie: Uh we deactivated it....

Agent: An agent never takes a chance. *A blip shows up* Aha. I got something. He's headed to an island near austrilia. Seems he wants to be as far from the states as possible. *Goes back upstairs* Well I better get going....I have to stop him. *Transforms back into that mech thing and prepares to fly off but Megas grabs him by the shoulder*

Coop: Hey you don't have to do this alone pal. We can help.

Agent: Don't you think you caused enough damage already?

Coop: Hey...those chumps stole from Megas. No one steals from Megas ever!

Jamie: Besides...it there is anything Coop is good at....it's beating the bad guy.

Agent: Well I guess I'm outvoted then. *Transforms back to normal and goes inside Megas* Mind if I hitch a ride?

Coop: No problem.

Agent: All right. Input these coodinates. *Does so for Coop* That's our destination right there.

Coop: Ok then.....better fasten your seatbelt cause this is gonna be one heck of a ride! *Megas powers up and flies away, also they left the entire thing open and tommy just happens to stroll by....and he looks*

Tommy: Coooooollll..........

*Back at the island we see Dr.Stiranko contacting the world leaders and stuff*

Dr.Stiranko: So unless you don't want me to use this nuke I suggest you all give me total control of the world as well as the media and a holiday named after me. You have 24 hours. *Transmission ends* Jenix! How much longer until the warhead is ready?

Jenix: It's been shut down so it will be a while for it to reboot again.

Metal Jaw: Yeah so be paitent doc!

Dr.Stiranko: Paitence isn't something I have. *Picks up Metal Jaw by his neck and tosses him* Get this thing ready as soon as possible!!!

*Meanwhile we see Megas land on the edge of the island*

Goat: Woah...nice place. I should set up vacation here.

Agent: Believe me....there isn't anything good about this place. Here is Dr.Stiranko's strong hold. The place is heavily guarded. *We see mechs patrol the area they look like this*

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Coop: So....I've faced tougher bots than that. I say we go and smash em all!!!

Agent: Wait!!!

*Megas powers up and goes to 2 of them and charges up a laser blast and destroys one of them, then as he attacks the other he presses a button and this sends off a alert and now everyone knows that there are intruders on the island, both robots are destroyed*

*Back in the base*

Dr.Stiranko: What the!? Intruders! Put up a visual! *They see Megas start punching and smashing and destroying robots as they try to attack Megas* Curses! It's that blue robot from before! But how could he have known where we were!?

Metal Jaw: It's that agent dude! He's with them! I knew we should of taken care of him!

Dr.Stiranko: Increase security at once! Do not let that robot get inside!!!

*As people start running around back outside we see Megas start punching and smashing down mechs with ease. Megas rips the arms off of a mech and then kicks the mech down, as mechs fire upon Megas, Megas turns around and fires a laser blast at them and destroys them, then Megas fires a machine gun blast at more mechs destroying them, one of them hits megas in the back but megas turns around and uppercuts that mech down*

Agent: Hey! Don't hog all the fun! *Gets out and transforms into that mech thing again and joins the fight*

*Both Megas and Agent start fighting back to back, Megas shoots a mech using it's eye beams then we see Agent rip the head off of a mech then they both double team a mech by running up to it and kicking it down*

Agent: You know you fight very well. I knew you weren't a henchmen.

Jamie: Oh sure whatever....

Coop: *As a mech tries to attack Megas from behind Megas turns around and grabs the mech and puts him on his shoulders* Hey Agent! Go high!

Agent: Huh? Oh...I got you. *Flies into the air and comes down giving the mech on Megas's shoulder a clothesline, then Megas gets hit by another mech and then we see Megas and Agent are surrounded by tons of mechs*

Jamie: There's way too many of em Coop!

Goat: There is no way you can defeat them all...

Coop: We'll just see about that. Time to bring out a friend of mine called Super Destructo Mode! *Megas activates Super Destructo Mode and a ton of missiles come out of Megas and they start destroying the remaining mechs, then Agent does the same type of move and helps Megas destroy the rest of the mechs, when the smoke clears there is a ton of rubble*

Jamie: Nice.....

Agent: The way in is here! let's go! *They get to the enterance and they try to pry the door open* It's too heavy! I can't get it to open.

*Megas then creates the cool energy sword and cuts the door down*

Agent: Well.....I was gonna do that next. We don't have much time! let's stop Dr.Stiranko before he can use the missile!

*Both Megas and Agent fly down and continue to fight with guards and stuff. As usual Megas and Agent continue to destroy and maim everything in their path. Megas slashes and hacks at mechs destroying them and Agent uses his energy blade to slice and dice mechs turning them into scrap*

*Meanwhile Dr.Stiranko sees this*

Dr.Stiranko: No! They're in! Metal jaw! Jenix! Go and stop those robots! I'm going to detonate the warhead and send it to New Jersey! If I can't use it....then no one can. *Walks to an elevator and goes up to where the missile is located*

Metal Jaw: Well you heard him! Let's go stop those robots!

Jenix: With what!?

Metal jaw: With this! *Finds a mech that looks like the Ruby Weapon from FF7. It's a 2 seater so they both go into it and go after the 2 robots*

*Meanwhile back down we see Megas and Agent take care of what appears to be the rest of the mechs and Megas and Agent destroy the remaining few*

Coop: Well....that's the last of them. Let's go and stop Dr.Stiranko.

*All of a sudden giant tenticles appear and ensnare Megas and we see the giant ruby mech appraoch megas*

Metal Jaw: Sorry but you 2 ain't goin no where! *releases the 2 robots and then he punches them super hard knocking them down*

Jamie: Oh great....now we have to fight some kind of giant monster robot thing! Can this get any worse?

*We hear klaxons go off and stuff*

Goat: Now what!?

Agent: Dr.Stiranko's firing the missile! This isn't good. I have to go stop him! *He gets back up and tries to get to Dr.Stiranko but the giant ruby mech slams him down*

Jinex: You won't stop Dr.Stiranko! You will fight us first!

Coop: I got an idea. Jamie! use the psychic link control! *Gets out of the car*

Jamie: Coop are you crazy man!?

Coop: Just do it! I'm gonna stop Dr.Stiranko! *Runs to where Dr.Stiranko is the giant mech sees it and tries to hit Coop but both Megas and Agent tackle the giant ruby mech*

Agent: I don't think so. You're fight is with us!

Goat: Hey! How come I don't get to use the psychic link!?

Jamie: ....Now isn't the time to worry about that!

Metal Jaw: No matter! We can take on these clowns! Let's do it! *The ruby mech tries to smack both mechs again but they both dodge, then Megas grabs him by one of the arms and so does Agent, they try to pull but it slams them both into each other, then it fires a laser blast at Megas and Agent but they fly away, then it fires another blast at megas but Agent pushes Megas out of the way and gets hit instead*

Jamie: No!!! *Goes over to help him but the ruby mech slams Megas into a wall again*

Jenix: Quit fooling around Metal Jaw and destroy them!

Metal Jaw: Sheesh....can't I just have a bit of fun first? *As he slowly approaches them we go over to the top of the place and we see something open up and up comes the missile it's aimed at Jersey City*

Dr.Stiranko: And now to destroy a city. Then I'll show them who is boss....

Coop: I don't think so chump!

*Dr.Stiranko turns around to see Coop*

Dr.Stiranko: You! What are you doing here!

Coop: I've come to stop you that's what!

Dr.Stiranko: Heheheh.....you are foolish to think you can stop me. *Roars and rips his shirt off* I will crush you under my massive weight.

Coop: Hey! *Rips off his shirt too* In case you didn't notice you ain't the only fat dude here.

*They both run at each other and grapple. Coop punches Dr.Stiranko in the face and he goes down, but then he gets back up and tries to punch Coop. Coop dodges and tries to punch Dr.Stiranko again but he goes behind Coop and grabs him and bear hugs him*

Dr.Stiranko: I may be big in size...but I have the agility of a cat!!!

Coop: Think Coop or I'm gonna get crushed....*Bites Dr.Stiranko's arm*

Dr.Stiranko: Oww!!!

Coop: Oh yeah well I've watched wrestling for 10 years and I know every move in the book! Time to make you tap out!

*As they go at each other we go back down where we see both megas and agent getting manhandled by the giant ruby mech*

Jamie: Dude.....my body hurts everywhere.....I don't think I can take much more of this!

Agent: We can't let them win! We have to fight back! *They both get up and go after the ruby mech but the mech uses it's tenticle things to wrap Megas and Agent and shocks them*

Jamie: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agent: Jamie! Hold in there pal!

Jamie: Easy for you to say! I'm not the one linked to Megas!

Goat: Uh Jamie....I could take the pressure off if you let me pilot Megas!

Jamie: NOT NOW GOAT!!!!!

Jenix: Ok Metal Jaw....I think you had enough fun! Let's destroy them now!

Metal Jaw: Aww come on babe! Can't we just hear them scream a bit?

Jenix: No! Now destroy them!

Metal Jaw: Ok.......

*They release the hold on Megas and Agent but then they pick them up*

Metal Jaw: It was fun while it lasted.....but now it's time to go.

Agent: Jamie now!

*Both Agent and Jamie kick off at the arms and break free, then they grab the arms and start pulling*

Metal Jaw: Hey! What are you doing!? Stop that! You're gonna destroy.....*the arms rip off and the mech short circuts and then both Megas and Agent doulbe kick the mech making it fall*

Jenix: Let's get out of here!!!

*Both Jenix and Metal Jaw leave*

Agent: Now all that's left is to stop Dr.Stiranko.

Jamie: I think *rughsh....* ow....Coop has that covered. *seeths in pain*

*Back outside we see Coop giving Dr.Stiranko wrestling moves like a suplex, a noogie, a backbreaker a DDT, and a drop kick, then Coop jumps up on the console pressing buttons and then gives Dr.Stiranko a belly blaster and lands on him*

Coop: Heh looks like I....*The missile launches in the air* win? Oh no.

Dr.Stiranko: *Knocks down Coop and runs over to the panel* You idiot! You set the coodinates to here! In 5 minutes this whole island is going to
explode!

Coop: Uh....serves you right you bald headed....fatter than me guy! You steal my warhead, use it to blow up Jersey, and you made me fight some guy from the government! Now to take your lumps! *Coop goes and starts clobbering Dr.Stiranko with his fists then he headbutts him and knocks him down, then we see Megas and Agent come by and Coop goes back into Megas*

Jamie: Coop we have to stop that missile! Uh....why is your shirt ripped?

Coop: Don't worry...missile is headed to base, I took care of Dr.Stiranko.....uh and why do you smell all crispy.

Goat: Jamie got wrecked....

Agent: I suggest we get out of here before that missile hits us.

Coop: Good idea..... *Megas and Agent fly away and then we see Jenix and metal Jaw go to Dr.Stiranko*

Jenix: Sir we have to leave! The missile is going to hit us in 3 minutes!

Dr.Stiranko: I know that you idiots! Let's get out of here! *The 3 of them run to an escape pod and use it it takes them to the moon then the missile comes down and destroys the entire island as Megas and Agent look onward then Agent transforms back into a human and goes into Megas, as that happens Agent gets a call from his advisor*

Voice: Agent 0012! Did you suceed in stopping Dr.Stiranko!?

Coop: *Talks* Don't worry dude we took care of everything!

Voice: Uh.....and you are?

Agent: He's a friend.

Voice: What's become of Dr.Stiranko?

Jamie: You might say he isn't gonna cause any more trouble.

Voice: Uh...well then thanks I guess.....Report back to headquarters as soon as possible!

Agent: Roger. *Shuts the comm thingy* Well I guess this is it....I'll be going back to my place now.

Coop: Hey anytime you're in jersey.....stop by. We can play video games together.

Agent: Uh....sure thing. *He gets out of the car and flies away on jetpack* Take care!!!

Coop: Well that's over.

Jamie: Now what?

Goat: I say we go and turn that base into something more useful....like a lounge. Or a wreck hall.

Coop: You know I was thinking the same thing....*As they talk about it we see Megas fly off the the horizon*

End Credits: We see Metal Jaw, Jenix, and Dr.Stiranko on the moon and Dr.Stiranko is cold because he has no shirt.

The end.

Xerroo

10-15-2005, 03:39 PM

Double 0 Coop is done.

Notes

1: Villians: Dr.Stiranko
2: Metal Jaw looks like Trapjaw from He-Man
3: Metal Jaw's mech look likes the Ruby Weapon from FF7
4: Nothing POP TV related was destroyed.
5: Dr.Stiranko is alot like the Kingpin in size and strength....he even sounds like him since his voice is Roscoe Lee Browne
6: Coop still had that nuke in meags from "Viva Las Megas"
7: It seems the psychic link also makes the user share damage. Since Jamie was using it he was hurting pretty badly.
8: No Kiva in this episode.
9: We learn the junkyard has a secret military base. That's where coop got the warhead from.
10: Original concept by King of Doom. Script by me.

King_of_doom

10-16-2005, 11:19 AM

Not bad only lacks Kiva but still i like it.

Well im going to put another episode today and im starting with the Gremlins/Pokemon/Hellboy story.

Xerroo

10-16-2005, 12:13 PM

Keep in mind that these episodes don't follow my actual production code. So I have a bit more leeway with these.

Episodes that do follow my production code.

Season 3: Love at First Fight, Ultrabot Z, Rosh-O-Megas, Grill Power, Tag Team, Gladiator, How the Glorft stole Christmas, S.S Warlock, Attack of the Lurps, The good the bad and the Megas, Ultra-Return, Car Trouble, House of 1000 Coopses

Season 4: Megas Gear Solid, 2 Fat 2 Furious, Terrorfirmer, The collector, The Incorrigle Julk, The Junkman Cometh*, Ultrabot Zeo, Mother's Day Massacare, Megas and the Beanstalk, Much ado about Alternate Jamie, Cheat Code, Midevil Meyhem, Legion of Evil

Season 5: Guardian Angel**, Gigas XLR, Grudge Match, The Emperor's new threads, Enemy of the Universe, Good Megas, Rock and Rool, The Omega Megas, Fat Guy and Quazar Kid, 10000 Leauges under Jersey, History of the world Part 1 (As told by Coop), Match of the Century parts 1 and 2

Season 6: Channel Smashing, Megas XLR: The Rock opera, Space Ape Escape, Twisted Megas, the Cockpit, Lifestyles of the fat and flabious, Joyride, Interlude with a bioloid, I: Skippy, Annaversary Anarchy, Coop and Jamie go to Burger Barn, There's something about Kivo, Regiscoop

Season 7: Battle of the Bludge, Enter the Megas, An American Gearhead in London, Flora and Ice, Gorrath's Ark, Do androids dream of revengful scene, Battle of the Bands, Ragnarok, Deathmatch, Fat to the Future Parts 1 2 and 3.

*: Decided to change the title from Junktopia to the Junkman Cometh

**: Put Guardian Angel back in place of All my Megas.

Xerroo

10-17-2005, 03:35 PM

Story Time.

*The episode begins in Jenna's house, we are in stephanie's room and we see that Steph is sick *She has a cold/fever* And she's coughing and sniffing and stuff*

Stephanie: Oh man.....this fever is killing me.

*All of a sudden the door opens and in comes her sister Jenna with some soup and a pillow*

Jenna: Hey sis.

Stephanie: Hey Jenna.....*Sneezes* I thought you were gonna go with Coop to the hockey game tonight.

Jenna: And leave you all by yourself when sick. I couldn't do that to my little sister now can I. *Kisses her*

Stephanie: Thanks....

Jenna: Oh I brought you some soup and a extra pillow incase you were hungry. *Gives her said soup and pillow*

Stephanie: Thank you. *sips some soup*

*Door bell rings*

Jenna: I'll be right back. *Goes downstairs and answers the door and to Jenna's surprise it's Coop*

Coop: Hey Jen. Need any help with stephanie?

Jenna: Coop! What are you doing here!? I thought you were gonna go to the hockey game with Jamie.

Coop: I felt bad leaving you here having to take care of your sister. So I thought I'd help.

Jenna: Aww Coop....that's so sweet. *Kisses him on the cheek*

Coop: So is she upstairs?

Jenna: Yeah. *They both go upstairs to see her in bed*

Steph: Hey Coop.

Coop: Hey Steph. How you feeling?

Steph: I've been better. *Cough*

Coop: Anything you want us to do while we're here?

Stephanie: Well......nah....

Jenna: What is it Stephanie?

Stephanie: Well....I know this may sound silly but....could you read me a story?

Jenna: That's it? Sure. How about some fairy tales?

Stephanie: That'd be great.

*Coop grabs the book and looks through it*

Coop: Snow White, 3 little pigs, Cinderella, uh you sure you want to read this stuff?

Stephanie: Yeah.....

Coop: Well then I'm sure you don't mind if Jen and I spice the stories up a bit huh?

Jenna: Uh Coop....

Coop: Trust me on this Jen. I'm good with this kind of stuff.

Stephanie: Sure....why not.

Jenna: Ok then....Coop you better read first so I can see just how you are gonna spice it up.

Coop: Thanks.

*Title theme plays*

Story Time

Coop: Ok let's start with this one. Snow White. My version. Cue ripple effect now.

*Ripple effect we are now in a castle and we see Queen Nexia who is the evil queen and stuff*

Coop: Once upon a time there was this queen who considered herself to be the most fairest in the land....but since I had no idea what that means let's go with beautiful.

Queen Nexia: *Goes up to her mirror* Mirror Mirror On the wall...who's the most beautiful one of all?

*Magnanimous's face appears in the mirror*

Magnanimous: Well hon...it sure ain't you!

Queen Nexia: What!? Why you! *As she goes to punch the mirror...*

Magnanimous: Woah there sweet stuff you wouldn't want 7 years of bad luck now would you?

Queen Nexia: Grr....I demand to know who is more beautiful than me!?

Magnanimous: Sure thing. Some red head by the name of Kiva White. She got animals following her.

Queen Nexia: Animals huh? Well then. I shall have a huntsman go and hunt her down and her animals.

Coop: And so the queen did exactly that. *We see Darklos come in with her monster pet*

Darklos: What is it you request my queen?

Queen Nexia: I wan't you to hunt down this woman who is more beautiful than me!

Darklos: It shall.....be done. *Speaks alien language and walks off on her monster alien thing, meanwhile in the forest we see Kiva walking in the woods and stuff keeping the forest clean*

Kiva: Ah it's such a beautiful day for a walk. *A bird lands on her finger and she pets it* You are a cute bird.

Coop: Anyways....Snow Kiva walked into the woods but then the huntsman....er woman showed up.

*The monster tries to smash Kiva but Kiva does some flips and gets out of the way*

Darklos: Are you Kiva Andru?

Kiva: Yes I am. Why do you ask?

Darklos: The queen requests your elimination. *Jumps off the robot and prepares to fight Kiva*

Kiva: Bring it. I'm not afraid of you!

*Darklos goes up to Kiva and tries to punch her but Kiva dodges and throws Darklos into a tree, then Darklos gets up and tries again but Kiva swings on a tree and uses it's momentum to kick Darklos, but Darklos grabs Kiva by the leg and throws her into the tree, then she jumps kicks Kiva. Then she turns Kiva around but Kiva gets up and sweeps Darklos, they both stand at each other and Darklos gets one of her stick thingies and preapres to take down Kiva, Kiva then jumps up and grabs a branch and uses it as a weapon, they both clash with each other as they try to take down the other but both have good offense and good defense*

Coop: The fight went on and on for a while both were equally good.

*Kiva manages to knock down Darklos but Darklos trips Kiva down, both are on the ground then they both get up. Darklos throws her stick away then summons her monster to attack Kiva, the monster tries to crush Kiva but Kiva jumps onto the branches and uses her l33t ninja skills to hop from branch to branch with Darklos following as well while the monster lags behind. Both Darklos and Kiva fight in the trees and the fight could go either way, the monster catches up with them and tries to smack Kiva but Kiva jumps out of the way and it hits Darklos instead knocking her down, then Kiva goes over to Darklos and turns her around and grabs her by the neck, but then Darklos counters and kicks off on Kiva, they both stand and look at each other....then Darklos loosens up*

Darklos: You shall live.....*Walks away and goes onto her monster and walks away*

Kiva: Why didn't you finish me off!?

Darklos: Because you are a worthy opponent......I shall tell the queen that you were killed by my hand. You have earned the right to live. Perhaps....we may battle again. *Speaks in alien language and the robot walks off*

Kiva: *Loosens up* Thank you.

Coop: The huntswoman didn't have the heart to kill Snow Kiva because she was a formidable opponent. But of course the queen felt otherwise.

*We see Darklos talk to the queen*

Darklos: The deed is done.....I take my leave. *Speaks alien language and walks off with the monster*

Queen Nexia: Excellent....*Goes to the mirror* Mirror Mirror.....aww you know the whole deal.

Magnanimous: If I said it was you....I'd be lying. Kiva White is still the hotstuff around here baby. But hey....2nd best ain't too bad.

Queen Nexia: ... Cruses! It seems I'll have to go and deal with the little rat myself! Guards! Prepare my mech!!! I will destroy Snow Kiva even if I have to destroy the entire planet to do so!!!

Coop: And so while she prepared to take out Snow Kiva, we find ourselves at a cottage and we see Kiva decides to take a nap.

Kiva: Fighting with that hunter made me sleepy. I'm sure no one will mind if I take a nap here.

Coop: Just then came home the 7 gearheads who lived there. *We see Coop, Jamie, Goat, Georgie, Skippy, Cal, and Tiny come inside*

Gearhead Coop: What did I tell you guys! Wasn't that rock concert awesome or what!?

Gearhead Jamie: Yeah man it was totally awesome!

Tiny: We got to do it again next year.

Goat: Uh....dudes....check it out. *Points to Kiva sleeping in Jamie's bed*

Gearhead Coop: Who is she?

Skippy: She's sleeping in Jamie's bed.

Gearhead Jamie: Oh man! Couldn't she be sleeping in my bed with me in it!?

*Kiva starts to wake up*

Georgie: She's awake.

Kiva: Wha? Who are you guys?

Gearhead Coop: We're the 7 gearheads. We live here!

Kiva: Oh...*Gets up* I'm sorry if I intruded.

Goat: Aww it's cool. It's rare we get to see a hot chick like you come our way. You can sleep in my bed if you want.

Kiva: Uh....I'll just sleep in the attic if that's ok.

Gearhead Coop: Sure thing.

Coop: So they let Snow Kiva stay with them, meanwhile Queen Nexia was hot on her trail.

Queen Nexia: *Piloting her Technodrome like mech* Yes....I have finally found her at last.....now to put her to sleep for good. *The technodrome mech thing fires multiple missiles near the house and they hear explosions*

Cal: What's goin on!?

Gearhead Coop: Someone's attacking the house!

Kiva: It must be the queen! She's after me....

Gearhead Jamie: Don't worry Snow Kiva we'll protect you!

*Steph interupts*

Steph: Uh.....I thought the queen was supposed to give her a poison apple.

Jenna: Yeah and what's this about Kiva being the main character huh?

Coop: Uh.....eheheheh.....Can I just finish the story then you can tell the next one Jen?

Jenna: Sure.

*Back to the story we see the Technodrome mech cut down trees and attack the house, then we see Megas come down and pick up the giant mech and throw it. Inside we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva inside Megas*

Kiva: Coop....I'll see if I can find a weakness on her robot.

Gearhead Jamie: You know how to work that thing?

Kiva: I'm specialized in computers and robotics. There isn't a navigational computer I can't handle.

Queen Nexia: I have come for the one known as Snow Kiva! Give her to me or else!

Gearhead Coop: No way! She's our friend! I ain't gonna let some 2nd rate beauty queen hurt our friend!

Queen Nexia: You shall pay for that comment!

*The technodrome mech fires a beam from it's eye and it homes in on Megas, Megas flies into the air and tries to kick off the eye part but parts of the technodrome open up and fire missiles at Megas hitting them, Megas recovers and then we see the beam go right for Megas*

Kiva: Incoming!

Gearhead Coop: Woah!!! *Dodges the beam*

Kiva: Coop I found her weakness. You have to destroy the eye. It holds the control module for her robot.

Gearhead Coop: Oh I'd love to do that Snow Kiva. But she isn't giving me the chance!

*The technodrome mech continues to fire and Coop sees an oppoturnity and goes for it and kicks off the eye and the whole mech blows up*

Kiva: Not bad.

Gearhead Coop: Thanks.

*Coop and Jamie do pose thingy*

Coop: And so the 7 Gearheads helped Snow Kiva defeat the evil queen and they all lived happily ever after.

*Back to reality*

Stephanie: I liked it Coop.

Coop: Thanks.

*Jenna takes the book from Coop*

Jenna: Ok....it's my turn now. The next story is the 3 women.

*We are now in the Junkyard of the city and we see Jenna, Racheal, and Kiva.*

Jenna: Our story begins with 3 woman. They all wondered what kind of house they should make for a party.

Jenna: I think we should make a house out of metal to keep it sturdy and futuristic.

Racheal: No way.....I perfer the nice rural look of a cabin. It's cozy and it's a good way to get the mood going.

Kiva: Well I think a house made out of straw would be best to keep in shade. Why don't the 3 of us make our own homes and see which is better.

Jenna: Sure thing.

Racheal: I'm game.

Jenna: *We see the three girls build stuff and crap* And so the 3 woman built their own homes, the small one built her house out of wood like a cabin, the medium one built her house out of straw, and the big one built her house out Metal, but they were being watched by 2 evil wolves. *We see Gorrath and the Commander dressed up as wolves*

Commander: Uh sir…..why are we dressed up as wolves?

Gorrath: It's because the stuipd writer of this episode needed someone to play the part of the wolf and we're it! *Goes to Racheal's house* Earther! Let us in or else we will destroy you!!

Racheal: Make me!

Gorrath: Then I will stomp and stomp until I destroy you for good!*we see Gorrath stomp is foot on the ground and we see a big wave knocks down Racheal's house*

Racheal: You know....you suck. *Runs to Kiva's house*

Gorrath: You can run earther but you can’t hide WHAHAHAHA!!!*we see Gorrath and the Commander are following Racheal and Racheal is now at Kiva's house*

Gorrath: Come out pathetic earthers or Ill destroy you!

Kiva: Never! You won't destroy this house!

Gorrath: *Since Kiva's house is made out of straw Gorrath just picks it up and throws it and the wind picks up and the house floats away*

Racheal/Kiva: You know....you really suck. *We see Kiva and Racheal run for their lives to go to Jenna's house meanwhile we see Jenna is preparing for the party and we see tons of food, a big screen TV and other cool stuff*

Racheal: Nice digs.

Jenna: Thanks.

Gorrath: Let me in or I'll destroy this house!

Jenna: Kiss my huge fat a-

Gorrath: That's it! I'll destroy your house!!! *we see Gorrath charge up a laser blast and goes directly at the house and we see Racheal, Kiva, and Jenna look calm and we see the blast hits the house but it bounces back and hits Gorrath instead* What the!?

Jenna: That it?

Gorrath: *then we see Gorrath contacts all is army of mech glorfts and we see the house of Jenna’s surrounded* so what is it goanna be earther, resist or destroy?

Jenna:*evil grin* I'm gonna kick your butt!*we see Jenna press a button and we see Megas 2 pops out of the garage and we see Jenna and the girls are now in Megas 2* Whose afraid of the big bad wolf now? WAAHHHH!!!! *we se Megas 2 claps his hands to make a big wave and we see many mech Glorfts are getting destroyed, then we see Megas 2 take down many mechs then he grabs one of them by the arm and spins very fast so he can hit another mech*

Kiva: Nice robot.

Jenna: Thanks.

Gorrath: Destroy the Earthers! *we see still many mech glorfts are going to attack Megas 2*

Racheal: You better take down the glorft...er I mean these wolves or else.

Jenna: Don't worry I got it under control! *Jenna presses many buttons and we see Megas 2 fire a huge machine gun blast at the mechs destroying them and now Megas 2 goes directly at the rest of them and we see he grabs two of them so he can slam them together crushing them we see a mech is getting rip by Megas 2 then Megas 2 flies very high and we see Megas 2 power up to the ground and we see a big explosion that destroys the rest of the mechs and we just see Gorrath and the Commander are the last ones*

Commander: Uh....maybe we should leave now.

Gorrath : Get in there and destroy them! *he pushes the Commander and we see he now bumps with Megas 2*

Commander: Please not the face!

Jenna: *Megas cracks his knuckles and punches the Commander in the face many times and the Commander falls to the ground*

Gorrath. That was pathetic!

Commander: I'm outta here! *Flies away*

Gorrath: Come back here coward!!!!

Jenna: Looks like it's you and me now. *They stare down each other but then Gorrath loosens up*

Gorrath: I'll beat you up another time you 3 little woman....well 1 big fat woman and 2 little....oh forget it...I'm gonna talk to the writer of this episode when the show's over!!! *Flies away*

3 girls: Rock on!!!

Jenna: And the 3 woman lived happily ever after...and they party hard.

*Back to reality*

Jenna: How was that Coop?

Coop: Nice....can I do the next one?

Jenna: Sure....*Gives him the book*

Stephanie: Jenna...can I have some orange juice.

Jenna: Sure thing sweetie. *Kisses her again and gets it*

Coop: You know....it's good that you have a sister who cares for you. I was an only child so I never got to experience this first hand.

Stephanie: Yeah....she always have been there for me when I needed her.

Coop: I know. That's why I love her so much.

*She comes back with the juice*

Coop: Ok now I'm gonna tell the story of Ki....er....Jennarella.

Jenna: *Raises eyebrow* Nice save.

Coop: *We are now in the Cinderrella story line and we go to an old house and we see Jenna looking at the sky from her window, her hair is not in a pony tail* Once upon a time there was a beautful and rather sexy woman by the name of Jennarella. She was sweet, kind, caring and very tough also. But she also lived with her 2 evil step sisters and her stepfather*

Stepsister Evil Kiva: That's my suit!!!

Stepsister Darklos: No it's my suit! *They fight over it*

Stepfather Evil Coop: Both of you shut up! I got you both suits so you can go to the ball. Now quit fighting so I can watch the game!

Jennarella: Uh....father?

Stepfather Evil Coop: What do you want!?

Jennarella: Can I go to the ball also? I did all the chores you wanted to do. I cleaned all the toilets, I polished the mechs, I cleaned my stepsisters rooms and everything else.

Stepsister Evil Kiva: You can't go! You don't even have a dress!

Stepsister Darklos: And what would the prince see in you!?

Stepfather Evil Coop: Besides.....you still have more chores to do so no....

Coop: And with that Jennarella went to her room and she cried. However there came a flash of light and then appeared an old woman with magic powers.

Jennarella: Who are you!?

Coop's mom: I'm your fairy mother in law!

Jennarella: Fairy....mother in law? Don't you mean fairy godmother?

Coop's mom: Hey my son's telling this story so if he says I'm your mother in law then I'm your mother in law. Anyways....so you wanna go to the ball huh? Ok done. *Flashes wand and Jennarella is dressed up in spiffy clothes* Go enjoy yourself have a good time.

Jennarella: That's it? No stroke of midnight?

Coop's mom: Not in this story sweetheart.

Coop: And so with that Jennarella went to the ball by sneaking out the window and going into her robot. *We see Jenna get into Megas 2 and ride off to the ball* At the ball people were dancing and stuff and the prince...who was rather handsome *It's Coop* was checking out all the dancers.

Advisor Jamie: Hmm....I like the redhead....but the cyber eye implant kinda creeps me out.

Prince Coop: Nah....she's too evil.

Advisor Jamie: Well what about the alien bounty babe chick? She looks good.

Prince Coop: Nah....I like dating in my own species.

Advisor Jamie: Well....is there anyone here you like.

Prince Coop: Not really....why are we having this ball again?

Coop: And then it's when she showed up. *We see Jennarella arrive and Coop gets a surprised look on his face and gets up and shoves Jamie out of the way*

Advisor Jamie: Hey watch it!

Coop: The prince went up to Jennarella and asked to dance with her.

Jennarella: I'd love to... *They dance and crap and they both smile at each other, meanwhile Evil Coop is still watching the game*

Stepfather Evil Coop: Jennarella! You had better be done with those chores! *Goes upstairs to check and sees she isn't there* Oh.....she's in big trouble now!!! *Goes into his mech and heads to the ball*

*Meanwhile we see Coop and Jenna dance happily and stuff*

Prince Coop: I never knew a woman who could dance so lovely as you.

Jennarella: Oh it's like a wonderful dream come true....*As they proceed to kiss the roof of the ball is ripped open and we see Evil Coop*

Stepfather evil Coop: Jennarella! I told you not to go to the ball! How dare you disobay me!!! Now I'm gonna beat you like the red-headed stepchild you are.....

Prince Coop: This way! *They both leave as Evil Coop tries to smash her stepdaughter and they get into the prince's carrage which is Megas*

Stepfather Evil Coop: Where did you go my disobeadiant stepdaughter! Get back here so I can smash you! *All of a sudden Megas punches Evil Coop's mech* What the!?

Prince Coop: Leave her alone! I know all about what you did and you should be ashamed of yourself. How can you forbid such a wonderful woman an oppotunity such as this.

Stepfather Evil Coop: Stay out of this fatty....this is between me and my step daughter!

Prince Coop: Well I'm making it my business you scrawny poor excuse of a parnet! You smash my castle, ruin my dance with Jennarella, and for some reason....you remind me of me when I was skinny! Now I'm gonna smash you around!

*Megas and Evil Coop grapple, Megas punches Evil Coop's mech and it falls down, then Evil Coop's mech gets up and grabs Megas by the head and throws him down to the ground, then Evil Coop forms a blade and tries to stab Megas but megas gets out of the way, then Megas creates the cool energy sword and they both clash blades, after a stand off they seperate*

Evil Coop: Kiva! Darklos! Help me!!!

Evil Kiva/Darklos: With pleasure....dad!

*Evil Kiva summons her mech and Darklos summons her mech she used in "Legion of Evil", Evil Kiva fires wires at Megas ensaring it as Coop tries to break free then Darklos punches Megas knocking him into Evil Coop who knees him into the air then grabs Megas by the leg and throws him down hard, then Evil Coop steps on Megas*

Evil Coop: And now that you're out of the way....I'll take care of my step daughter. *Goes for Megas's car part and picks it up* I'll crush the both of you like grapes. *As he starts to squeeze Jenna presses a button on her MRU and Megas 2 blasts in and tackles Evil Coop's mech, then it grabs the car and puts it back on Megas, then Jenna gets into Megas 2 and they both get up and look at the 3 mechs*

Prince Coop: 3 on 2 eh? Nice. *Coop goes for both Evil Kiva and Darklos and starts smashing and bashing them hard, they both fire lasers at Megas but Megas dodges and they both end up hitting each other and knock each other out, then Megas grabs them both and makes them collide into each other, meanwhile Megas 2 is punching Evil Coop's mech hard*

Jennarella: *Punches Evil Coop's mech* That's for not letting me go to the ball! *Punches it again* That's for being a jerk! *Charges up and super punches Evil Coop's mech destroying it* And that's for being cruel to me for all those years!

Evil Coop: Grr....retreat daughters! I'll get you one day!!! *They all retreat, Megas and Megas 2 stand next to each other and give the rock on pose, then Jenna gets out of the car and goes to Coop and they kiss*

*Back to reality*

Coop: And they lived happily ever after. *They see Steph's asleep* Looks like she's sleeping.

*They both go out of the room*

Jenna: Thanks again for staying with me while I take care of my sister.

Coop: No problem. *As he turns around Jenna clings to Coop sexily*

Jenna: By the way sweeite.....I have to thank you personally for helping me with stephanie. *Kisses him then grabs him and throws him into her room, the door shuts and we hear laughing and stuff as we hear noises*

End Credits: Jamie and Racheal at the hockey game enjoying themselves.

The end.

Xerroo

10-18-2005, 03:09 PM

Story time is finished.

Notes

1: Villians: None really...
2: Nothing POP TV related was destroyed
3: It's only fitting Jenna played Cinderella as her voice actor Jennifer Hale plays Cinderella in all upcoming disney movies.
4: This episode forshadows the end of Megas XLR with the fact of Coop and Jenna getting married.
5: The episodes breaks the fourth wall.
6: I would like to apoligize if I offened anyone with the red headed stepchild comment. The only reason why it's there is cause Jenna is Evil Coop's step daughter and....well she has red hair.

King_of_doom

10-18-2005, 04:18 PM

Very well done,the Gearheads part is very cool, I like it.

And the Power Play episode that you put sounds awesome more with Adam West doing the voice of the manager, when I finish my two part episodes ill start it.

Xerroo

10-23-2005, 11:01 AM

Rise of the Headless Horsemech *Megas XLR Holloween Movie Special*

*The episode begins in 1787, it's the American Revolutionary War, we see the American forcers shoot their weapons at the British who are losing in numbers, that is to say the American army is kicking the British's butt, the Hessians start to back away but the American troups are outnumbering them, meanwhile in an underground bunker we see....a lab....WTF!? Anyways some british solders are working on a giant robot that looks like the Headless Horsemen*

British Solder: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Sir! We're losing more solders! The American forces are too powerful for us!

General Howe: *Voice actor is Niel Dikson* Don't worry....as soon as we complete our most powerful weapon, the American forces won't stand a chance.

*The American forces get closer, as they approach the bunker*

American Solder: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown* General Howe! We know you're down there! Give up or else.

British Solder: Sir they found us! What do we do!?

General Howe: *Puts the finishing touches on his giant robot* Nothing....We'll let my greatest weapon do all the work for us.....*Activates the giant robot and it wakes up, meanwhile outside we see the american forces look inside the bunker*

American Solder 2: *Voice actor is Richard Mcgongle* Sir! We just got word from General Washington to fire at any unknown bunkers!

American Solder 1: Is that so. Well then let's aim our weapons and fill them fill with lead!!! *All the solders aim their weapons at the bunker and fire upon it, all the lab stuff starts to explode and lights go out and we hear constant fire, no one is in the lab so there were no casualities, they keep firing until they run out of bullets* Heheh....I think it's safe to say that no one could survive that. *All of a sudden a sudden chill fills the air, then we hear a demonic neigh with some evil laughter* What was that!?

American Solder 2: I think...it came from inside the forest...

*The solders look around and once again hear that demonic laughter and stuff, then we see 2 glowy eyes surrounded by fire, then like that it dissapears, one of the solders thought they saw something then it appears behind them, he turns around and it dissapears again, the solders start to panic and stuff*

American Solder 1: Don't panic!!! The British are trying to scare us!!!

American Solder 3: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* I don't know about you man but I'm getting out of here!!! *Runs away into the woods*

American Solder 1: Come back!!!!

*The thrid american solder runs away scared and he runs into....the giant robot , it's the headless horsemech, it's a huge robot who rides a giant horse with a fire like main and the horses eyes are red and it has sharp fangs for teeth, the mech is also carrying a giant steel pumpkin that's on fire, it's huge, it's megas sized*

Headless Horsemech: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* Foolish mortal!!! You will pay for coming here! *From his hand he creates a fireball* You will pay with your life!!!! *Throws it at the guy who runs away, then chases after him*

*Meanwhile the other solders look for him and they see him running past them like a scardy cat...this is Jamie's ancestor BTW XD*

American Solder 3: MONSTER!!! HE'S A MONSTER I TELL YOU!!!! *Runs away like a little girl screaming, the other solders turn around and they see the giant headless horse mech*

Headless Horsemech: Hahahahahaha!!!! NOW I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! *Draws flaming sword, the others run away but the headless horse mech swings his sword creating a giant powerful flame shockwave that causes the earth to open up and the whole forest to catch on fire, the solders are trapped, then the headless horsemech approaches them, and the horse fires some kind of laser at them destroying them completely* WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

*20 days later*

*We see the american forces discussing the issue at hand*

George Washington: *Voice actor is Frank Welker* This meeting will now come to order. It seems there has been reports of a....giant monster patrolling the outskirts of the woods, destroying and killing those in it's path. Thanks to this man *It's the thrid solder cowering in fear like a girl* we were able to find out a bit more about him*

American Solder 3: It's a monster.....he was huge! Hair of fire!!! He had no head!!!!! NO HEAD!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Benjimin Franklin: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* That is preposturous! There is no such thing as monsters! It was probably a bunch of hessians in costume trying to scare you.

American Solder 3: Dude....I know what I saw!!! It was a monster!!! The thing had to be like 80 feet tall!!! I could of stepped on me!!!

George Washington: Well whatever it may be, we are dealing with a very powerful force on our hands. We must deal with it at once....

???: *Voice actor is David Deluise* I know of this monster you speak of. *Everyone looks at the door and comes a fat man with yellow hair and a goatee, this is Coop's ancestor*

George Washington: And who might you be...

Ichibod Coolowski: I am Ichibod Cooplowski. School Teacher and researcher. I have seen the monster. He is known as the headless horsemech. Created by the Hessians as the ultimate weapon to stop the American forces....however it was too powerful to be controlled. So now it stalks anyone who crosses its path.

Benjimin: Poppycock! It's nothing but a bunch of hessians in some kind of giant armor.

Ichibod: Or you would think....but I know it's more than that. And I know that it must be stopped before it kills again.

Washington: And how do you supposed we do that?

Ichibod: We must seperate the thing's head from his body. Then it will shut down. That is the only way to stop the headless Horsemech.

Washington: You are either crazy and stupid.....or a genius. Very well...We shall stop the Headless Horsemech.

Ichibod: Remember. Once you remove his pumpkin head....he goes down.

*All of a sudden we hear explosions and screams, and all the men go outside to see the Headless Horsemech and the town on fire*

Headless Horsemech: I will spread fear and chaos to all!!! For I am the Headless Horsemech! Wahahahahaha!!!!! *His horse neighs and he unseaths his sword*

American Solder 3: I think I just wet my pants.....*Runs away like a girl again*

Ichibod: Now! We must remove the pumpkin from his hand!!!

George Washington: I'll have him come to my base! There we can remove it!!! *Goes up to the headless Horsemech* You there! I will not let you hurt anymore people!

Headless Horsemech: Foolish mortal! You cannot defeat me...the true embodiment of evil! I will take your head as a prize!!! *Creates a fire ball and throws it at him but he runs away*

Ichibod: *Gets onto a horse who is in pain due to well....Ichibod's sheer size* I'll tell your troops you are on your way! You just get him over there! I'll take care of the rest!!!!

*The horse rides off*

Horse: Neigh!!! (Man lose some weight!!!) *Rides off to the woods*

*George Washington draws his weapon and aims at the Headless Horsemech who is well...towering over George Washington*

George Washington: If you want me....come get me!!! *Whistles and his horse comes by him and he gets on his horse and rides off into the woods*

Headless Horsemech: Fool!!! I will find you and sever your head!!! *His demon horse neighs and chases after him, as they go into the woods the horse fires laser blasts at George Washington's horse who dodges, also the Headless Horsemech fires fireballs into the woods making it go ablaze but George Washington keeps going, meanwhile at George's base we see a guard who is sleeping...it's Goat's ancestor, he hears rumbling and wakes up to see the forest on fire*

Watchman: *Voice actor is Scot Reinecker* Woah...Looks like the british are invading, all of a sudden we see Ichibod show up*

Ichibod: Watchman! I demand you to let me in!!! It is an emergency!!!

Watchman: *Aims gun* Why should I!? For all I know you could be a spy for the british!!!

Ichibod: I'm not....there is a giant monster headed this way!!!! You must prepare your troops at once! George Washington is leading them here!!!

Watchman: Hmm....Meh...very well. Come on in. *The gates open and comes in Ichibod Cooplowski, meanwhile we see George Washington trying to lure the headless horsemech to the base*

George Washington: I'm almost there!!! Just keep going!!! *A fireball hits by them and George gets thrown off his horse, the Headless Horsemech approaches him*

Headless Horsemech: Foolish....You couldn't escape me! I will burn you into a crisp!!! *Flares up*

*George Washington gets up and runs to the base meanwhile we see the base all ready to fire at the monster*

Ichibod: When we see the monster....aim for the pumpkin he holds!!!!! That is the key to defeating him!!!

Watchman: *Sees George Washington come by* There he is!!! And....*Jaw drops* What....in....the....

Ichibod: Fire!!!!

*All the guys fire their cannonballs at the pumpkin but some bounce off*

Headless Horsemech: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FOOLISH!!! YOU CANNOT STOP ME WITH YOUR FEEBLE WEAPONS!!! I WILL CRUSH YOU!!! *100 cannonballs hit the pumpkin at the same time knocking it off of him* What the!? No!!! *The pumpkin rolls into the snow and it's fire goes down, thus causing the mech it self to shut down* NOOOOOO!!!!! *Falls over, and winces in pain, then points to Ichibod* I HOLD YOU RESPOSINABLE FOR THIS!!!! YOU MAY HAVE DEFEATED ME HERE MORTAL BUT SHOULD I EVER RISE AGAIN, I WILL HUNT DOWN YOUR DECENDANTS AND DESTROY THEM!!! I CURSE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!! YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMECH!!!! *Dies....for now*

Ichibod: It's done....we defeated him.

George Washington: What....do we do now?

Ichibod: Bury him.....and hope no one ever finds his body....or his head. Should the head ever catch fire again....it will rise again and continue it's rampage. I will guard the pumpkin and make sure it never is lit again.

*200 and something years later*

*We are now at an old cemetery in Jersey City we see people looking for something, they enter a giant tomb which says Ichibod on it*

Worker 1: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown* Uh...why are we down here again boss?

Boss: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* Because...the mayor of Jersey City wants us to find something as a centerpiece for the Jersey City Holloween Festival Tonight!

Worker 2: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Uh does this count? *Flashes his light and we see a giant metal pumpkin that's well...huge*

Boss: Woah....the mayor will be pleased with this.

Worker 2: Before we take this thing boss....shouldn't we like you know understand the possible ramifications of what could happen if we were to remove this thing and accidently wake up an evil spirit who will reak havock upon the land and destroy everything that is good in the world until the end of time?

*They stare at worker too*

Boss: Have you been drinking again?

Worker 2: Yes sir....

Boss: Let's get this thing out of here. *They pick it up and put it on a cart and wheel it out of there as they leave we see the spirit of Ichibod Cooplowski wake up and look at them*

Ichibod: Oh no....

*Title Theme Plays*

Rise of the Headless Horsemech*

*We are now in Jersey City and it is holloween, we see little kids going to house to house to get candy and stuff, then we see 3 kids go to the cooplowski place and one is a witch, a devil, and a mummy, they open the door and they see a scary monster who looks like the licker from RE*

Kids: Trick or...AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Run away scared*

Jamie: *Taking off his mask* Dude....I love holloween!!!! Scaring the daylights out of little kids is great! And this costume is awesome. Where did you find it?

Coop: *Dressed as himself for now...* Found it in the attic. I guess I had some leftover costumes when I was little.

Jamie: And skinny.

Coop: I can't wait till tonight. The Holloween party is gonna rock at Jersey Park. They got a rock concert, best costume contest, and best of all, the lighting of the giant metal pumpkin!!! It's gonna be sweet.

*Doorbell rings again*

Jamie: Cool...more trick or treaters! *Puts on mask* I'm gonna scare the day lights out of em!

*Jamie goes to the door and does his scare hiss with tounge thing but then a hand grabs the tounge and throws him out the door, it's Kiva, she then picks up Jamie and punches him hard, then throws him against the wall*

Kiva: I don't know what kind of alien you are but if you hurt Coop and Jamie then I'm gonna...

Jamie: *chokingly* Kiva!!1 It's me!!! Jamie!!! *takes off mask*

Kiva: Jamie!? *Throws him down* Idiot!!! What were you thinking! I almost thought I was getting attacked by a space alien!

Jamie: Gee Kiva....it's like you never saw a guy in costume before!

Kiva: Exactly why are you dressed like that?

Jamie: It's holloween Kiva. Tonight's the day of the dead and all that.

Coop: I'm guessing you never had Holloween in your time.

Kiva: Well I never heard of it so pretty much yeah.

Coop: Holloween's a time where we get to wear costumes and go trick or treating and get free candy. So tonight's gonna be a party in the park.

Kiva: I see....should I be wearing a costume then?

Coop: Not really...what you have on passes as a costume. So you're good. I'm gonna be going as a wizard and Jenna's going as a witch.

Jamie: Well Racheal's going as Mill Palentine from Resident Heanious and I'm going as a Licky. If anyone's gonna win the costume contest this year it's me and Racheal.

Kiva: So this holloween thing? Only happens once a year?

Coop: Yep. Anyways we should get going to the festivities. The girls are gonna meet us there. Just let me get into costume. *Puts on his warlock like thing which looks like Mickey's wizard robe minus the hat instead Coop puts over a hood* So what do ya think.

Jamie: Meh.

Coop: You're just jealous.

Jamie: Jealous? Of that!? Look at me! I'm in full costume!!!

Coop: Anyways we don't want to be late for the festivities. Let's get going.

*They go into the car, pull back, go into the garage and Megas comes up destroying the garage and it runs over to Jersey Park, meanwhile we see the spirit of ichibod Cooplowski look around the cemetery*

Ichibod: This isn't good. If they light that pumpkin then the spirit of the headless horse mech will rise again!!! I have to find them and stop them!!

*He heads into town as a spirit and sees people*

Ichibod: Excuse me but have you by chance seen a giant-

Man: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* GHOST!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Ichibod: Pardon me miss but have you seen a-

Woman: *Voice actor is Jennifer Hale* GHOST!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ichibod: *He floats by a TV Repair shop that have running TV's* Oh man....as long as I'm a ghost I'll never be able to find out where the pumpkin is!

TV Reporter: *Voice actor is Kevin MIcheal Richardson* In other news, Jersey City is prepared for it's annual holloween festival where tonight we'll be lighting a special metal pumpkin found in some nameless solder's tomb. They say that the solder's job was to guard the pumpkin from evil....but I don't think he'll mind if we light it for tonight's ceremony.

Ichibod: Oh no....if they light that pumpkin then all will be lost! I have to stop it!!! *Sniffs* Right after I get some food. *Goes into the Speedymart, we see people running out scared as they see a ghost then Ichibod comes out with a Philly Cheesesteak and a Mega-Slush* Wow....it seems Philly Cheesesteaks are still popular. And this frozen drink is pretty good. *Sips it* Now to stop that pumpkin lighting ceremony!!! *Flies off with his food and we see Little Tommy look onward*

Little Tommy: Cooolll.....

*At the park we see tons of people in costumes and crap, Goat's dressed as a pimp, Tiny's dressed as a Gorilla minus the head part since he's holding it, we see other people dressed and stuff we also see Megas and Megas 2 at 2 different locations, we see a stage set up with the giant metal pumpkin in the middle of it*

Coop: Here we are guys. Party's looking pretty good.

Jamie: Yeah great turnout this year!

Kiva: Wow...everybody's in costume. I had no idea holloween was so popular.

Coop: It's a tradition....kinda like Football. Hey Jamie! Let's go find the girls. You coming Kiva?

Kiva: I'm just gonna...look around. I'll catch up with you later.

Jamie: Suit yourself. Let's go Coop. *They leave and look for the girls*

*Meanwhile at another part of the place we see Racheal dressed up as Mill Paneltine, and her hair is straight and shortened it's still yellow and she is holding a gun in her hand, it's a BB gun BTW, and Jenna is wearing a black and yet very sexy and alluring witches costume and her hair is down*

Racheal: So when do you think the guys are gonna show up? I'm sure Jamie doesn't want to miss the special performance by Metal Maiden.

Jenna: They should be showing up soon. I just got off the phone with Coop so he's probably here. I even see his robot. Let's go find them.

Racheal: Sure thing. *As they go and walk they bump into Goat and Tiny*

Tiny: Hey girls. Did Coop and Jamie show up yet? I want to see their costumes.

Racheal: They should be showing up shortly.

Goat: Woah Racheal....man you look so hot in that outfit. How would you like to be one of my ladies. *Takes out lollipop and puts it back in*

Racheal: How about not. Now leave me alone. I'm looking for Jamie.

Tiny: Yeah man....leave her alone.

Goat: Hmph...some guys get all the luck. *Notices a few chicks dressed up as witches* Hot witches at 12 oclock. *Heads over* You girls cast a spell on me.....of love...

*Tiny rolls his eyes and follows Goat, meanwhile Racheal and Jenna are still looking until they find Kiva*

Kiva: Jenna! Racheal! Coop and Jamie are looking for the two of you. Racheal? That you? *Smiles* I like the hair.

Racheal: Thanks.

*All of a sudden we see Jamie and Coop head back but the girls don't see them*

Jamie: Hey Coop...it's the girls....watch me scare the heck out of Racheal. *Snickers and puts on his mask*

Coop: I wouldn't do that if I were you Jamie....

Jamie: Heheh....*Sneaks up behind Racheal and Kiva sees this but doesn't say anything then grabs her and roars like a licker, but Racheal kicks Jamie's leg and shoots it with a BB gun* OWW!!!! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR RACHEAL!?

Racheal: Jamie!? That was you!? You scared the daylights out of me!!!

Jamie: *Hoping on one foot* WELL AT LEAST I NOW KNOW MY COSTUME IS CONVINCING!!!!

*Coop is laughing*

Coop: I told you Jamie! *Then looks at Jenna* Wow.....you look very beautiful in that costume.

Jenna: So do you....*Then they kiss each other*

Jamie: So when does the judging for the costume contest start?

Coop: Right after the performance by Metal Maiden. *We see them playing a song*

Jenna: Hope one of us wins this year. It's pretty cool to light a pumpkin that big.

Coop: Yeah I know. *Jenna puts her arms around Coop*

*Meanwhile we see the ghost of Ichibod enter the festivities and he blends in with the crowd*

Ichibod: Ok I'm here.....now where is that...

Goat: Woah Coop! Really cool costume! And nice special effect with the transparency!!! What are you...some kind of revolutionary ghost?

Ichibod: Uh.....Do I know you?

Goat: Yeah it's me Goat! Quit fooling around man!! *As he touches him his hand goes through him* Uh....that's not supposed to happen is it?

Ichibod: Look....I don't have time to talk right now! I have to stop the pumpkin lighting ceremony!! *Floats away*

Goat: Man....I have to stop drinking.

*As we see Metal Maiden stop playing the crowd cheers then we see the mayor of Jersey City come to the stage*

Mayor: *Voice actor is Adam West* Weren't they great folks. Give it up for the Iron Maiden.

Guy: *Voice actor is Rob Paulsen* That's Metal Maiden you jerk!!!

Mayor: *Low voice* Security.... *Back to normal* Anyways now is the moment you have been waiting for. The lightning of the giant metal pumpkin!!! *Every cheers and we see Ichibod Cooplowski look on*

Ichibod: Oh no....

Mayor: And now during tonight's event we had watchers scanning all the costumes for tonight's event. And I have to say many of them are wonderful. But none of them are as good....*Takes envelop and opens it* As the woman in the futuristic suit! *Points to Kiva*

Jamie: What!? That's not fair! Kiva always wears that!!!

Kiva: Me? Uh..no...I'm not in costume. This is what I always wear.

Mayor: Oh....Ok then. Well uh....how about you...fat man in the robe. Get up here you win.

Coop: Rock on!!! *Jenna coos and kisses Coop*

Jamie: Oh come on...my costume is way more scary than his!!!

*Coop goes up on stage and does the rock on pose and everyone cheers*

Tiny: Looking good Coop!

Goat: Nice costume!!!

Mayor: Well....now that that's out of the way....there is only one more thing left to do. Light that pumpkin!!!!

*Coop takes the torch thingy and starts to head towards the pumpkin to light it*

Ichicbod: NO!!! Don't light that pumpkin!!!! *Everyone stops and looks up and they see a ghost decend* You cannot light that pumpkin!!!!

Coop: Uh.....

Ichibod: If you light that pumpkin you'll unleash a terrible force that will destroy all!!!

*Everyone pauses then someone yells ghost and people start to run away scared, except for of course Coop, Kiva, and Jenna*

Kiva: *scans* Coop...that thing is a ghost!

Coop: So? I think he looks rather handsome.

Ichibod: Listen. That giant metal pumpkin is the head of the headless horsemech. If you light it then it will rise up and destroy everything. It is pure evil. It has been my duty to guard the pumpkin from those who tried to light it.

Coop: Then how did it end up here?

Ichibod: They caught me on my lunch break.

Coop: Oh....well....Kiva?

Kiva: *Scans the pumpkin* Well....the pumpkin does seem to be some kind of energy source for something. I think we shouldn't light the pumpkin.

Coop: Well.....I don't want to cause any problems and accidently unleash some evil robot or alien like I normally do so I'm gonna give you the torch.

Ichibod: Good....thank you.

*As Coop walks over to the spirit part of the stage is off center and Coop accidently trips, the torch comes out of his hand and everyone looks on and gasps, the torch just so happens to go right into the pumpking setting it on fire*

Coop: Whoops.....

Ichibod: Oh no....

*The pumpkin starts to light ablaze and then the pumpkin floats into the air and we see the earth open up, then a giant hand comes out from the ground and then the whole area around the hand breaks open and we see a giant robot horse and man who is on fire, it's the headless horse mech*

Jamie: We are so going to die aren't we.

Coop: And it's all my fault...

Headless Horsemech: *Grabs his pumpkin and puts it on his head thingy* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! FINALLY!!! AFTER OVER 200 YEARS! I AM FREE TO ONCE AGAIN DESTROY!!! *The Headless Horsemech swings his sword setting the entire park ablaze* ALL WILL BURN UNDER THE FLAMES OF MISERY AND PAIN!!! *Everyone starts running away and stuff*

Kiva: We have to get to Megas and stop him at once! We can't let that....thing destroy the city!!!

Jenna: Come on Racheal let's go!!

Racheal: Ok. *They go into Megas 2 meanwhile Coop, Jamie, and Kiva go into Megas*

*The Headless Horsemech looks around and sees what havok he has done, then laughs*

Headless Horsemech: And now that I am awken! I shall begin my revenge!!! By destroying the decendant of who destroyed me!!! *All of a sudden Megas punches the headless horsemech knocking him and the horse down*

Coop: Hey pal! I don't take kindly to those who wreck my city! Except for me.

Headless Horsemech: What kind of weapon is this! *Scans it* Hmm....much has changed in the course of 200 years. But no matter! I have a job to do and I will crush all who stand in my way!!! *Then the Headless Horsemech gets hit again by Megas 2* More destractions!?

Jenna: We won't let you destroy the city!!!

Headless Horsemech: Fools! I'll make short work of you both!!! *Draws his sword*

Jamie: We can beat him right Coop. I mean it's 2 on 1.

Kiva: *Scans* Coop....he's strong. Very strong.

Coop: Oh yeah. We'll let's just see how strong he is after I rip him to pieces!!!

*Megas powers up and runs at the headless horsemech, the horse jumps up and tries to kick Megas but Megas grabs the hoofs and throws him over, then Megas shoots a wave of maching gun blasts at the headless horse mech but the headless horsemech swings his blade creating a wall of fire that melts the bullets, then Megas fires a powerful laser blast but the headlesshorse mech takes his pumpking and the the laser hits the mouth of the pumpkin absorbing it*

Coop: What the!? *Tries again with a stronger laser blast but the pumpkin part absorbs the blast again*

Kiva: Coop stop that! Everything you that he'll just absorb your attack!!!

Headless Horsemech: Foolish Mortal! You cannot defeat me! I am invincable! *Megas 2 then whallops the Headless Horsemech with missiles but the Headless Horsemech still stands*

Jenna: Err...that should of taken him down.

Racheal: Maybe you need to try bigger missiles.

Headless Horsemech: Pestering insect! Be gone! *Swings his sword and creates a flame blade that almost hits Megas 2 but megas 2 dodges it, then Megas creates his cool energy sword and tries to slash the Headless Horsemech but the headless horsemech swings his sword again surrounding Megas in flames*

Coop: Man what is this guy's deal!?

Ichibod: He is the Headless Horsemech....the most evilist thing in the world.

Coop: How'd you get in here?

Ichibod: I'm a ghost. I can go through walls remember.

Coop: Oh.

Kiva: Incoming!!!!! *The Horse part fires a laser at Megas but megas gets out of the way and rises over the flames, Jersey Park looks like a wreck now BTW*

Ichibod: Let's get out of here. I know of a place where we'll be safe!

Coop: I don't run from nothing!!!!

Kiva: Coop he's right. We can't seem to do any damage to him. Let's go.

Coop: Fine....*Grumbles and flies away and Meags 2 follows behind*

*The Headless Horsemech gives chase and the hoofs of the horse conceal tiny jets and let the headless horse mech fly into the air and he goes after both Megas and Meags 2 as they fly away*

Jamie: *Looking behind him* Uh....Coop....you might wanna go a bit faster.

Coop: Oh you have to be kidding!!!!

*The Headless Horsemech fires a fireball at both Megas and Megas 2*

Coop: Ok that's it!!! I'm gonna put a stop to him once and for all. *Megas charges up and supernova and fires it at the headless horsemech destroying him except for the pumpkin part, the pumpkin part is still intact* Well that takes care of him.

Ichibod: For now....but he'll be back.

Coop: Uh....incase you weren't paying attention. I just destroyed him!

Ichibod: He's not dead yet....come. We have to keep going. I'll explain everything later!!!

Kiva: Quick question. Why do you look like Coop?

Ichibod: *To Coop* Are you by chance a Cooplowski?

Coop: *nods*

Ichibod: Then you are in very grave danger......

*We see Megas and Megas 2 fly off in the horizon then we pan back to the Headless Horsemech whose parts start to auto repair themselves and the Headless Horse mech comes back to life, then we hear a demonic laugh and we see flames aburst out loud*

Part one done.

roguefan7

11-02-2005, 02:20 PM

dude, youre a genius...:p

Xerroo

11-09-2005, 08:48 PM

JUST GOT SECOND WIND BABY!!!

Invader Zed

*The episode begins in outerspace and we see a small purple spaceship in space and inside we see a green looking alien who looks like the alieans from "Destroy all Monsters" work the controls, all of a sudden the monitor lights up and we see 2 tall aliens*

Tall Alien 1: *Voice actor is Wally Wingart* Invader Zed. Where is your current location from the planet we sent you to?

Invader Zed: *Voice actor is Richard Steven Horvitz* I am currently 500 light years from the planet you call Earth. I should arrive there in about 4 hours.

Tall Alien 2: *Voice actor is Kevin McDonald* Are you aware of your mission young invader?

Invader Zed: Yes. My mission is clear. I am to infiltrate the enemy planet, acquire data of their culture and way of life, then once I learn all of the secrets of their planet, then I will take over and rule the planet with an iron fist!

Tall Alien 1: Good. Just don't screw up this mission like last time.

Invader Zed: HEY! YOU CAN'T PIN THAT ONE ON ME! I WAS FRAMED I TELL YOU! FRAMMMEDD!!!!

Tall Alien 1: Whatever....just see to it that you accomplish this mission without failure. We expect a report from you in 1500 Ikken hours. *Transmission out*

Invader Zed: Do not worry masters....I shall not fail you this time. I will not let anything stand in my way of my mission. My mission will be carried out flawlessly and I will make all of the....uh what kind of people live on Earth again? Earthers tremble in fear of my awesome might!!! And there will be no one....NO ONE!!! Who will interfere with my plans for if they do they will suffer my neverending wrath! Be ready planet Earth for soon you will be ruled by an onipotent being! I AM ZED!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *We see the ship fly towards Earth, meanwhile in Jersey City we see Megas beat the crap out of a robot as it goes down, then Coop creates the cool energy sword and cuts the robot in half destroying it*

Coop: Oh yeah! Just goes to show you that you don't mess with my robot, Jersey, or planet Earth.

*Coop and Jamie do the pose thingy*

*Title Theme Plays*

Invader Zed

*We see Coop and Jamie playing “Destroy all Squids” and we see a huge monster boss that looks like the Glorft*

Coop: Take that you chump

Jamie: Now this is the kind of alien fighting I perfer. We smash them up without rising our lives.

Kiva: And the best part is this way you won't cause anymore damage to the city then you already have. Tough I wouldn't get too cozy Coop. Even as we speak the Glorft could be up to something.

Jamie: Eh I wouldn't worry about it. Everytime they try something Coop and his girlfriend always beat the heck out of the squids. They aren't even a real threat anymore.

Kiva: Even so....I perfer we did some training.

Coop: All right, but after this we go to the Speedy mart for some tall well deserving Megaslushes.

Kiva: Sure thing.

*They go into the car, the car backs up into the garage and Megas flies out of the garage meanwhile we see Zed’s ship is getting towards to earth*

Zed: So this is the planet called Earth? Not bad, when I conquer this planet my superiors will give me the respect I so rightfully deserve! *he’s now at his computer* I guess I should find a place to live in order to conduct further study of these so called Earthers. But where to begin. *Types stuff and searches fo a location, the computer maps up Jersey City near Coop's house* This place looks fine I shall set up here! *The ship lowers itself into Jersey City near Coop's house and we see a empty space which is perfect for the ship to land* Yes. Here is where I can land my ship and begin my study.....but perhaps I should blend in with my surroundings. I wouldn't want these earthers to discover my presence. It could sabotage my entire mission!!! Activate camophlauge mode!! *The ship transforms into a house, as this happens we see Racheal come out of her house drinking a soda and she looks onward, she is completely dumbfounded by this and throws her soda away and goes back inside* Yes. Now I blend in perfectly. Computer! Begin acquiring information about the earthers who live here!!!

Computer: *Voice actor is Jennifer Hale sounds exactly like the KND Computer* Downloading information about the earthers *We see various humans and stuff being scanned*

Zed: *with the computer* So this so call earthers look like huh? It would be wise for me to blend in with my surroundings. Activate disguise!! *and we see he enters to the Change-o-Matric and for a few seconds we now see Zed in his new disguise and he looks like Human Zim except the hair looks similar at Vegeta from DBZ* VICTORY!!! And now to begin my invasion of this planet!

*Meanwhile in the Junkyard we see Megas doing target practice with the Glorft things as he did in "Dude: Where's my head" He's shooting the glorft as they appear in the junkyard and Coop hits them all dead on*

Coop: So Kiva. How am I doing?

Kiva: Perfect score Coop. Your accuracy is flawless. You can stop training now. We should be getting back anyway. I need to make some repairs on the portable scanner.

Jamie: Dude...is that thing always broken?

Kiva: It's a very delicate piece of technology. And perhaps if you didn't play with it then it wouldn't be broken.

Jamie: Oh sure....blame me.

Coop: I was gonna go hang out with Jenna anyways so let's get going. *As Megas walks back to the house we see Invader Zed studying and viewing more human activity*

Zed: Day 1. I appears so far that humans seem to move about by either walking or being eaten by beasts.

Computer: Those are cars....the humans drive them.

Zed: I didn't ask for your opinion computer if I wanted it I'll ask. Now where was I. Oh yes. It also appears that humans communicate orally via their noise tubes. *As he writes down stuff we hear footsteps walking then we see Megas as Zed sees it he gets scared and goes into his house, Megas walks by*

Coop: Uh guys....I don't recall that house being there.

Jamie: Me either. Must of just sprout up.

Coop: Houses don't sprout up. *Megas goes into the garage and lowers down*

Zed: Computer! What was that metal monstrosity!?

Computer: It appears to be a giant robot sir. Piloted by one of the earthers who live here.

Zed: Hmmm....this could be a problem. If they somehow knew of my plan they might try to sabotage it. Computer! Destroy the giant robot thing.

Computer: Wouldn't it be better if you just befriended them then destroy the "giant robot thing" from within?

Zed: YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!! I SAID DESTROY IT!

Computer: No can do....our current weapon system is incapbile of destroying such a robot.

Zed: So.... then I'll have to befriend that....human? *Sigh* Very well then. If it's for the mission then so be it! *we see Zed is outside and goes towards Coop’s house meanwhile we see Coop and Jamie playing more video games*

Coop: Get ready Jamie cause I'm gonna put you in a world of hurt. *Plays as Glontron and Glontron beats up Robut*

Jamie: Oh no you don't Coop. I'm gonna kick your butt.

Coop: Shouldn't be too hard for you....considering it's a nice wide target. Heheh!!!

*They play some more while Kiva works on her scanner thing*

Coop’s mom: Coop sweaty!!!

Coop: Yeah mom!

Coop’s mom: Can you get the door sweetie!? I'm busy watching my soaps!!!

Coop: Sure thing mom!!!

*Coop opens the door and sees no one*

Coop: Mom I don’t see anyone!

Zed: Hey I'm down here!!! *then Coop sees that is Zed*

Coop:*raises eyebrow* Can I help you?

Zed: CONQUER THE WORLD!!!...Uh....what I mean uh is that I am your new....Earth neighbor who lives right next to you. I am Zed!!!

Coop: Cool Zed, Welcome....I guess.

Zed: I wanted to inquire you about your....cool shiny...robot thing?

Coop: You mean Megas? What about it.

Zed: Oh....I just wanted to know what it was. That's all.

Coop: Ok....

Zed: Oh and here...I give you this clock!

Coop: Thanks I guess....

Zed: Well I have to get going now, worlds to destroy…I mean work to be done *he runs very fast at his house and Coop’s still confused and close the door meanwhile we see Zed is activating his secret camera from the clock to spy on Coop* Now to study these Earthers in their natural habitat!!!*we see Coop puts the clock somewhere so we can see them we see them*

Jamie: Who was that Coop?

Coop: Nah some purple little guy that is my new neighbor.

Jamie: Oh great....new neighbors.

Kiva: Why kind of people were they Coop.

Coop: He’s weird but I think he’s cool*we watch Zed’s getting angry*

Zed: Enough about me!; talk more of your giant robot you disgusting earther!

Coop: Well anyways I got some work to put into Megas. Gonna try to install that those comfy vibrating seat cushions.

Jamie: Nice....

Coop: But first....some rest. All that training was making me tired.

Zed: No! No! Robot first rest later!!!!

Kiva: Well Coop. Now that you mention it....we should do some repairs on Megas.

Zed: Yes....repairs! Go and fix your robot so I can study and later dismantle it!

Coop: Aww come on Kiva....I'm tired.

Kiva: Fine go and rest. But tomorrow we work on Megas.

Zed: Curses! Hmph. No matter. If I can learn about the robot's secrets here. I will just have to wait untill nightfall then infiltrate my neighbors Megas thing and see what makes it tick!

*Later that night we see Invader Zed in black robber getup as he sneaks over to Megas who is BTW standing up and we see Zed using suction cups as he starts to climb up Megas and tries to get to the car thing*

Zed: So this must be the control device. Now to see what makes it...huh!? What the!? *We see....Coop and Jenna making out in the car...they are kissing passionatly as Jenna moans and Coop laughs, this of course disgusts Zed oh and no they are NOT having sex. They are just kissing around and cuddling in a very sexy way.*

Jenna: Oh Coop......*Moans softly*

Coop: Jenna.....*Kisses her more*

Jenna: You animal you....don't stop.

Coop: I won't if you won't. *More kissing and snuggling*

Zed: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Is disgusted by what he saw and he falls off of Megas this disturbs both Jenna and Coop*

Jenna: Coop I heard a noise.

*Coop looks out the window and sees nothing*

Coop: Must of been some squirlls or something.

Jenna: Well....in that case...*Continues making out with Coop* Oh coop....you are awesome...

Coop: So are you...

*Back inside we see Zed panting*

Computer: Did you find out what makes the robot tick?

Zed: I....just....saw...the most horrible. The most disgusting thing I have ever seen in all my life! There were these 2 giant blobs.....eating each other's faces off inside the robot! Such....HORRIBLE VISIONS!!! Now I'll never find out what makes that robot work!!

Computer: I could just simply analyze the robot and tell you how it works.

Zed: *Pause* You mean all this time you could of just told me! Why didn't you!?

Computer: You never asked.

Zed: Fine then. What is the robot's functioning!?

Computer: The robot is known as the Mecha Earth Guard Attack System. It's puprose is to defend Earth. It's power is very strong and considered very dangerous to defeat.

Zed: No robot on this planet is a match for Zed! I will eliminate the Earthers and then I will

Computer: Incoming transmission.

Zed: Turn it on!!!….

*We see it's the tall aliens again*

Tall Alien 2: Greetings Alien Zed. How goes your mission?

Zed: Everything is fine great leaders. I have sucessfully blended in with the planet and are beginning the prepreations to rule this planet.

Tall Alien 1: Excellent Zed, we are on our way to secure your destru....er I mean victory. Do not let us down untill then.

Zed: Thank you mighty big heads I will not fail you! *we see he turns off the big screen*

Tall Alien 2: Must we destroy him along with the planet?

Tall Alien 1: It is for the good of Ikken.

Tall Alien 2: *Crying* I'm sure gonna miss the little guy.

Tall Alien 1: Me too....HOLD ME!!!

*The next day we see Zed prepare a giant weapon for Megas*

Computer: Need I remind you that your weapons are not capable of destroying the Mecha Earth Guard Attack System?

Zed: Shut your noise tube computer! I don't care about no stinkin odds! I will accomplish this mission by any means neccessary. But first I'll do a little target practice with the humans of this world!!!

*Meanwhile Coop and the gang are at the taco stand just chilling and stuff.

Coop: Well I had some good training today don't you think so guys?

Kiva: Well it would of been longer if someone hadn't disturbed that alien monster.

Coop: Hey that thing was messing with my training. So I had to clobber him.

Jamie: He's got a point there Kiva.

Kiva: Whatever. *As they eat we see Zed is on one of the buildings and his now preparing his Ultra Cannon Blaster and we see he’s now aiming at the Burger Barn at Coop*

Computer: Once again I think what you are doing is foolish....you will not be able to defeat the robot with that puny weapon of yours.

Zed: Who said anything about the robot! I'm gonna shoot it's pilot to pieces!!! *we see he’s now charging his cannon* Say goodbye Earther! With one blast of this cannon you'll be nothing more than a pile of scrap! *As he's about the fire we hear rumbling...it seems the building he's on is set for destruction as guys below set off the TNT* AHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!?*The building collapses and falls to the ground* CURSE YOU MOVING BUILDING, CURSE YOU!!!! *The building is now rubble and then we see the guys are now leaving and go to Megas, in the house of Zed we see Zed enter the house bruised and battered*

Computer: I told you it wouldn't of...

Zed: SHUT UP! I don't need no sass talk from you, I just merely underestimated the cleverness of my opponent that's all! I think it is time to use Mega-Robo 3000!. Computer! Activated the Mega-Robo 3000*and we see the Mega-Robo 3000 is a giant bulky mech kinda like the one Zim wanted to destroy Dib but he failed* Good! Robot vs. robot, this plan cannot fail!!! WAHAHAHAH!!!!*and we see Zed’s now in his mech* World domination awaits me!*and he sees he can’t get out because he’s trap in the house* Uh Computer? A little help here?

*Meanwhile we see Megas is training at the beach and we see Megas clapping to make big waves at the water and we see the wave goes to New York City and does the tidal wave thing as it did in "Breakout" completely flooding the city*

Coop: Ok....now to kick this training up a notch! *Coop puts up a training helmet that looks like Vertural boy*

Kiva: Uh Coop what are you goanna do?

Jamie: Oh boy...*we see Jamie is putting is seat belt*

Coop: Lets rock!*and we see Coop’s in a virtual world meanwhile we see Zed’s coming towards Megas*

Zed: Prepare for your doom you repugnant earther because you don’t have a chance to finish me!

Kiva: Ah Coop, I think we have a problem here.

Coop: Look. I know I didn't make enough helmets for us but don't worry. This will only last a few minutes* And we see Zed’s going to attack Megas*

Jamie: Kiva wasn’t asking for that I think she means GIANT ROBOT DEAD AHEAD!!! *But we see that Coop’s watching a giant robot in the vurtual thing*

Coop: Hey how did you know about my training? Well anyways WAAHHHH!!!* we see Megas blocks the attack of Zed*

Zed: What the? How? *And we see Zed is trying to hit Megas again but we see the virtual robot’s doing the same thing and Megas blocks it*

Jamie: To your right no to your left AHHH HE’S ATTACKING EVERYWHERE!!!!

Kiva: Coop counterattack now!

Coop: I don’t know how you guys are watching this with out helmets but whatever. *and we see Megas grabs the arm of Zed*

Zed: Hey let go of me at once….AHHHH!!!!*and we see Megas spins very fast so he can throw Zed into multiple buildings and we see Zed gets up* That's it! I'm done playing around! *And we see Zed’s activating is arsenal to attack Megas* Time to eat death human!! *We see Zed fires thousands and thousands of missiles*

Kiva:*scanning*Coop incoming missiles!

Coop: They're more like lasers.

Jamie: JUST STOP THEM ALREADY!!! *Coop opens up and fires counter missiles to nullify the attack but since Coop had extra those missiles head towards Zed*

Zed: This won't end well....*Zed gets blasted*

Coop: And now to finish this chump off for good! *Megas creates the cool energy sword and attacks Zed with it*

Zed: Oh no....

Coop: WAAHHHH!!!! *we see Megas jumps and strikes at the mech and we see Zed’s trying to get up but to no avail*

Zed: Curses, the only alternative is too evacuate and to put the mech in auto destruction! *we see he puts in auto destruction and we see he now escapes from the back of the mech and runs* YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ZED!!!! *The mech starts to blow*

Kiva: Coop we have to get out of here or else we'll…..*and we see a big blast and Megas is thrown directly at many buildings* be caught in the blast.

Coop:*takes off the helmet* Woah...looks like I over did it this time huh?

Jamie. Don’t worry Coop, you did a fine job *Meanwhile we see Zed’s now at his house*

Computer: It appears that you have once again fai-

Zed: No! Don't say another word. I may have not been sucessful this time but the next time I will defeat him!

*Two weeks has passed and we see Zed’s with burn injuries*

Computer: You’re on fire Zed

Zed: Shut......Up

Computer: Care to give up and go home?

Zed: Who am I kidding! I can’t defeat that earther he's too strong, looks like im not meant to be an invader

Computer: So what are you goanna do now?

Zed: Surrender....*Coop opens the door of his house* I hearby surrender!

Coop: Come again?

Zed: I realize now what a fool I was....I cannot defeat you. You are way too strong for me.

Coop: Man you are creeping me out. *and we see Zed takes off his disguise*

Zed: I’m an alien you stupid! *then Jamie and Kiva are coming*

Kiva: What’s happening Coop?

Jamie:*sees Zed* AHHHH!!!! Is the alien that wanted us killed!

Coop: What are you talking about Jamie?

Kiva: Coop is obvious that this is an alien who wants to conquer earth, it's the same alien that was attacking us all day

Zed: What she said....but no more! After seeing you...try to eat the face off of another blob creature like yourslef, then you defeated my robot on number of times and...

Coop: Dude! You were spying on me and Jenna!?

Zed: Yes...but that's not important! The point is I surrender!

Jamie: Don't listen to him Coop! He's gonna blast you! BLAST YOU!!!!

*They all stare at Jamie*

Zed:*looks to Coop and Kiva* Now obviously....you two are the smarter ones so with this I take my leave.

Coop: Heh...who would of thought my next door neighbor was an alien.

Zed: Yeah but don’t worry I will leave your planet in peace and recieve my punishment from my higher officers.

Jamie: Serves ya right you loser.

*Coop elbows Jamie hard*

Jamie: Oww!!!

Coop: Nah you don’t have too leave.*then Kiva and Jamie are looking at Coop* I hate when little aliens can’t dominate a world just to prove themselves.

Kiva:*raises eyebrow* Are you suggestion we let him conquer world and destroy the future? Coop! What are you thinking!?

Coop: Look...I can't just let the little guy leave and get punished. So here is what I'm gonna do. *then it passes the time and we see that Coop was faking that he was defeated by Zed and he pretends to conquer the world and we see Jamie’s filming the scenes*

Jamie:*stops filming*-* Well I got it all on tape. You should be in movies Coop. You'd do great.

Kiva. I must say Coop that was very smart thinking on making false world domination with out hurting anyone.

Zed: I have to admit....for a bunch of humans....you're all right. Thank you.

Coop:*with a Mega-slush* Hey no prob, here*give the Mega-Slush to Zed* here we celebrate with Mega-Slushes*and we see Coop, Jamie and Kiva are drinking their Mega-Slushes*

Zed: *looking at the Mega-slush* Hmm...*he tries it* Hey this tastes good! *and he drinks it up very fast* AHHHHH MY BRAIN IS FREEZING AHHHH!!!

Kiva:*stops drinking* Amateur*we see she drinks it again meanwhile we see the Ikkens mother ship and we see Zed’s contacting the big heads*

Tall Alien 2: It's Zed again

Tall Alien 1: *with the laser* So what...we are gonna destroy him anyway afterall he's a constant failure.

Zed: My mighty leaders! I have succeded in conquering this planet and Now I am it's new ruler! Plus I got it all on tape!

Tall Alien 1: Yes, yes that’s great Zed but still we are goanna blow you away.

Zed: Uh…what that suppose to mean?

Tall Alien 2: Uh what my friend here is saying is that we are gonna blow you away....with a victory party! Yes that's it!

Tall Alien 1: Yes...that's it! A victory party! We should be arriving Earth very shortly.

*Then they both look at each other*

Tall Alien 2: Oh who are we kidding....we hate you Zed and we want to blow you up!

Tall Alien 1: Yeah so in about 10 minutes you and your planet will be cosmic dust! *Transmission out*

Jamie: Great Coop, you help a purple little midget and now his leader is gonna blow us up. Just great Coop.

Kiva: Never mind that Jamie! We have to stop them or else we wont have a planet to save *we see the guys head for Megas but Coop stops and watches Zed*

Coop: Yo Zed, are you coming!?

Zed: Me....attack my leaders....I'm not sure about this? I can't turn my back on my people.

Jamie: Dude....they all hate you. Like they even care?

Zed: You do bring up a good point. Very well then. In the words of my new friends.....Let's Rock on!!!!

Coop: Nice! *meanwhile we see the Ikkens are preparing the laser and we see the big heads haves popcorn and sodas*

Tall Alien 2: This explosion is going to bring lots of fireworks! I'm even gonna make a movie about it!

Tall Alien 1: That's nice. *Suddenly the alarms is been activated from the ship* what is that?

Tall Alien 2: *Viewing on the glass from the ship* It looks like is…..Zed!? *and we see Megas and Zed’s mech are heading towards to the ship* And...some other guy headed towards us! They are gonna destroy us and the laser!!!! We are doomed I tell you! Doomed!

Tall Alien 1: Don't worry....activate the security system! *and we see thousands of machine guns are getting activated and they are aim at the intruder* There is no way they'll get past this.

Kiva:*scanning* Coop, be careful....their attack system is highly advanced, we have to avoid them if we want to enter the ship

Coop: Ok, just hang on to your seats people because this is gonna be a wild ride! *Both mechs are going very fast and we see they are preparing to attack them and we see Megas avoids every attack of the ship but Zed is nearly dodging them*

Kiva:*scanning* Coop Zed is taking heavy damage!

Coop: *Megas goes in front of Zed and activates his shield.* Zed! Grab on!!! *Zed does so and we see Megas make a beeline towards the ship and is about to crash into it*

Tall Alien 2: Stop them before they…*and we see Megas destroys part of the ship and he and Zed are now in the ship*..Never mind*we see Megas and Zed are going towards to the laser*

Kiva:*scanning* I’m pecking the signal of the laser and it’s……that way.

Coop: Right, we just smash their laser and send These chumps packing

*Tons of Mechs show up*

Tall alien 2: Not another step or our mechs will destroy you two in 5 seconds

Coop: Look here you…

Zed: Backstabbing tall bodied freaks! First you rejected me from my planet then you want to destroy me and and worse off....I had to see this guy try to eat another person!

Coop: Ok dude....for the record. I wasn't eating her....I was making love to her. It's called affection.

Zed: Oh....well then...Destroy you!!!!!

*The mechs come towards them*

Coop: Let's get it on!!! WAAAHHHH!!!! *Megas starts punching a bunch of mechs, then Megas gives a mech a kick in the face, then we see Megas snap the neck off of another mech as both tall aliens look on as they are getting their butts whooped, then we see Megas rip off the arms of another mech and smacks that mech's head in then we see Megas slam two of them together then we see Megas fire a machine gun blast at a few more mechs fulling them full of holes. A few of the mechs generate shockwave blasts and fire them at Megas in which Megas dodges*

Kiva:*scanning* Those shock waves are really strong and if they hit could short circut Megas's system! Coop try to stop them as soon as possible.

Coop: I got it! *Megas lifts his arm and we see Megas blast the roof of the ship and we see the roof is falling towards the mechs electrocuting them and destroying them all, then we see Zed is fighting both tall aliens but is getting his butt whooped*

Tall alien 1: Just give up Zed, accept your defeat.

Zed: I might have not been sucessful as one of your solders, but I will suceed in destroying the two of you! Computer activate the arsenal!

*Nothing happens*

Zed: Computer! I gave you a direct order! Activate the arsenal!

Tall Alien 2: Computer! Activate the arsenal and aim it at Zed!!

Computer: Activating weapons *And the weapons appear and aim at Zed*

Tall Alien 2: You do know that the computer was created by us so we have full control.

Zed: ...

Tall Alien 1: Zed thought he could actually destroy us!!!

Tall Alien 2: That's funny....that's almost as funny as me saying something stupid like Computer! Aim weapons at us and fire!!!

Computer: Following command....*The weapons then aim at both tall aliens and fire at them and they both go blasting in the wall*

Tall Alien 1: For the record....I blame you.

Coop: Looks like we win ya losers.

Tall Alien 2: You may have defeated us we we will still fire the laser at Earth! There is nothing you can do now!

Jamie: How much time do we have until the laser starts?

Kiva:*scanning* We only have 1 minute left!

Coop: Any ideas how to stop the laser?

Kiva:*scanning* I can’t seem to hack into the system!

Tall alien 1: Of course you can’t! That’s Ikken technology! Only one of us can hack into it. And it's not like we are gonna do that.

Zed: But I can! *we see Zed goes directly at the main computer*

Tall Alien 2: *Slaps forhead*

*Zed hacks into the laser thing and stops it from shooting but then makes it so it aims at the two tall aliens*

Tall alien 1: Zed don’t do anything stupid!

Tall alien 2: Yeah! We where just kidding, it was….part of your training! Yeah that's it.

Zed: Why shouldn't I. After everything I did for you you turn your backs on me. Sure I may not be the best...but I'm far better than you two will ever be!!!

Coop: Well Zed....I guess you got things taken care of here huh? I guess I'll be going now.

Zed: Thank you human. I will always regard you as a friend. Take care!

*Megas leaves and goes back to Earth*

Zed: And as for you two.....what to do with you?

*Back home we see the guys get out of Megas and they are just chilling*

Coop: Well today was certianly a fun day.

Jamie: Yeah we fought a midget alien then helped him fight his clan.

Kiva: Well at least Jersey didn't get destroyed.

Coop: You know....I wonder what Zed decided to do with his leaders anyway?

*Meanwhile somewhere else we see Zed is sitting in a thonrne room with amazon space chicks and both tall aliens come out.

Tall alien 1: Master....we give you nourishment. A burger from this planet's food court.

Zed: Excellent.....I feel...hot

Tall Alien 2: Fanning now master!!!

Zed: Ah yes.....life is good.

End of credits: We see Zed is with the space amazons and we see the all might tall aliens are now his servants as they bow to him and he laughs as the girls cater to him.

The end

Xerroo

11-10-2005, 02:08 PM

Invader Zed is done.

Notes:
1: Villians: Ikkens
2: This episode blatently parodies Invader Zim. Infact Richard Steven Horvitz did the voice of Zed while Wally Wingart and Kevin Mcdonald did the voices of the tall aliens.
3: New York is submerged in water, this is referenced to "Breakout"
4: Coop's training helmet is similar to Virtual boy, a system Nintendo made. It wasn't very popular.
5: Jenna appears but not her robot.
6: NO THEY WERE NOT HAVING SEX IN THE CAR!!!!

Darth-geister

11-15-2005, 10:58 AM

It's a little the same as My favorite invader but i really laughed so hard in the part where Zed caught Coop and Jenna when he was spying.

Oni0

11-15-2005, 09:02 PM

I was searching for some Megas stories and i came upon yours and king's scripts and i only join here because i want to congrats to you to make a hilarious scripts and more that is my favorite show, man but i still have too much to read but its goanna be fun to read them so keep up the fine job.

Darth-geister

11-16-2005, 12:51 PM

I remember you where doing a Leprechaun episode but you deleted it so why not this one, i think is better:

Saint Patrick's day has landed to Jersey city and the guys are going to the parade but suddenly some workers where working in an abandon building that haves this weird shield in the ground and they open it a leprechaun appears and he wants revenge on the ones who imprison him there and one of them is Jamie.

Instead of drinking beer they drink Mega-Slushes.

Xerroo

11-16-2005, 06:40 PM

In the meantime here are some CN promo's like the Megas Scooby disgrace and the paper bag road trip.

*We see Mandy walk into a hair salon and out comes Miss Bellum who just got her hair down, we see Raven and Racheal sitting and getting their hair done and Mandy sits down*

Mandy: Hey

Racheal: Yo.

Raven: What up?

Mandy: Nothing much....just trying to get away from a certian dumb boy.

Raven: Same here.

Racheal: Yep.

Mandy: I swear...boys can be so annoying. I mean the boy I hang out with is a total idiot.

Raven: You think you have it bad. I have to deal with beast boy.

Racheal: Oh yeah will the guy I have to deal with is a complete jerk. I mean this one time he *As she talks we are now outside and we see Billy, Beast Boy, and Jamie looking on*

Billy: Oooh!!! What do you think they're talking about?

Beast Boy: Probably how cool we are.

Jamie: Yeah totally. Hey Beast Boy. Why don't you change into a fly and go in there and find out?

Beast Boy: Sure thing. *Goes inside and turns into a fly only to be swatted by Mandy*

Mandy: Stupid bugs...

*Beast boy flies out and looks groggy*

Beast Boy: Dude....I'm not doing that ever again.

*We see Grim walk by*

Billy: OOOH!! Hey Grim! Can you find out what the girls inside are saying about us!?

Grim: You kiddin mon! I ain't gettin chewed out! Go in yourself!

Billy: Darn!!!

Jamie: Now it's my turn. *Gets out his cell phone and tries to call his friend but we head a dead signal* Oh man what is he doing!?

*We go to Coop's house and we see the phone disconnected and we hear laughing and stuff*

Jamie: Oh man!

*The girls walk out*

Mandy: Well....if it isn't dumb, dumber, and....Billy.

Raven: Spying on us again I see.

Billy: We weren't spying we were just....

Racheal: Spying....

Billy: Ok....

Mandy: *Sigh* Come on girls.....let's go get some ice cream....girls only.

Jamie: Oh man....

*The girls walk away*

Beast Boy: Think we'll ever find love.

Jamie: Not really.

Darth-geister

11-17-2005, 11:12 PM

I like the part when Beast Boy turns into a fly and Mandy squash him(i would of like if she had squash him more :zim: ) anyway don't get mad im only goanna put another idea for your holloween episode or else ill probably forget:

Why don't put the Headless Horsemech haves a scythe and with that scythe he can summon his army of dead-robots or his loyal four horsemechs of the apocalypse or you can put those guys in another episode.

If the Horsemech has a horse why not put Megas in a motorcycle? I saw an Eva unit ridding one, too bad i don't have the pic to show it to ya :sad:.

Edit: Never mind, someone already gave me the pic :D.

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4884/11322861508670ob.th.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11322861508670ob.jpg)

Like i said i know your taking a break but when i have ideas i immediately forget what ideas i had.

Xerroo

11-21-2005, 09:28 AM

A new episode for you.

Project: Diablo

*The episode begins in a desert wasteland and we see an army base inside we see many solders working on a mech and it's Area 50 we see solders and stuff and we see the General and the commander walking up to a giant mech that looks like the Diablon from "Shadow the Hedgehog"*

General: *Voice actor is Frank Welker* So this is the new weapon you wanted to show me Commander?

Commander: *Voice actor is Adam West* That's right sir. Allow me to introduce you to Project: Diablos. A super power robo-mech with multiple array of weaponry, a anti gravity device, super advanced eltromagnetic shielding and the best part, an anti matter cannon capible of destroying everything in it's path. It is one of my proudest achievements sir. This powerful weapon can be controled right here from the comfort of our own base.

General: Hmm...it has a very good design. But perhaps I need to hold my judgement on how good this weapon is once I see it in action.

Commander: Well....how about a test run sir?

General: Why not. We have time to kill. We can send this thing into outer space and test its combat abilities there.

Commander: Oh sure....you can take any weapon in space and test it out. But I feel that if you truely want to test its potential then we need to have it fight an opponent who has never lost a fight ever.

General: Oh? And which opponent did you have in mind?

Commander: Simple. We have it fight this robot! *Shows the commander a picture of Megas*

General: *Examines the pic* Hmm....Isn't that the robot who defeated the RECR and the Mecha Gear?

Commander: I belive it is sir, as our sattilite servallance system has recorded this robot in action battling both of our older weapons.

General: Hmm....as interesting a battle this would be I don't think we should go through with it. We would be putting many innocent lives at stake.

Commander: Well General.....you know what they say......if you want to make an omlet, you have to break a few eggs. And who better to test our new project on than that giant metal monstrosity.

General: Hmm.....I still don't like it but I guess we can go through with it. Show me that this thing can get the job done and I'll give you the funding to produce an unlimited amount of these things. But if should this thing fail then I will hold you directly responsible.

Commander: *Salutes* I won't let you down sir.

General: For your sake you had better not. *The General walks off*

Commander: *To one of the solders* Solder! How much longer till the Diablos is ready for test combat!

Solder: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Just a few hours sir!

Commander: Good....keep working on it and have it ready in 0200 hours.

Solder: Yes sir!!! *Salutes and goes back to work we then see the Commander look up at the Diablo*

Commander: Soon...my precious....you will be awaken and then Area 50 will have the ultimate weapon, the ultimate protector of Earth, The very thing that will rid the universe of filthy disgusting alien filth. The Diablos!!!!

*Title Screen plays*

Project Diablo

*We are now in Jersey City and we are at the Burger Barn and Coop's on line to order there is a very huge line behind him and people are complaining that Coop has yet to make up his mine and stuff we see Coop go "Hmm" a few times then we see Coop smile and open his mouth but then shut it and think again and the people moan and complain at Coop taking his time to order*

Worker: *Voice actor is Wendee Lee* Would you like to order something perhaps in the next millenium?

Coop: Uh yeah....what's the biggest thing you got?

Worker: That would be the Super Duper Mega Meat Patty. 10 pounds of beef, cheese, and condiments.

Coop: Yeah that seems like a lot of food, but just to be sure make it two of them!

Worker: Your furneral. *The worker does so*

Coop: Thanks.

Worker: You are the second person who ever actually had the odassity to order two of those.....things...

Coop: Oh? Who was the first?

Worker: Some fat red-headed girl, a few days ago came in here and ordered 2 and finished both of them, then wanted more.

Coop: *Smiles* Nice..... *Coop goes to sit down and eat everyone cheers that he's off the line and the next person goes up*

Jamie: Dude....you actually went with it and got 2 of them!? There is no way that you can finish both.

Coop: Jamie....you forget who you are talking to here. I'm Coop. I can do anything once I put my mind to it. *Starts eating*

Kiva: Well Coop...if you would just put your mind to more training instead of eating that.....thing then maybe we could hone your skills to be a better pilot.

Coop: *With food in his mouth* You say something Kiva? *Swallows*

Kiva: *Sigh* Why do I even bother.

Jamie: So Coop....what's on the schedule for today?

Coop: Well after this I was gonna polish up Megas abit, then hang out with my girlfriend and then just relax with some TV and a tall cool Mega-Slush.

Kiva: Or you could spend the day training honing your skills and then work on more battle tatics and ways of defeating your opponents. Personally I perfer the latter to the former.

*Coop and Jamie look at each other*

Coop: Takin it easy it is! *Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thingy*

Kiva: I give up. *As Coop finishes his other burger*

Coop: *Finishes the other burger* Well I'm done. Let's head over to the junkyard and give Megas the works!

Kiva: I guess today won't be a total loss. I could make repairs to Megas while you clean him up.

Coop: See Kiva....everyone wins. *They get into Megas and walk away*

*Meanwhile back at Area 50 we see the General walk up to the commander who is admiring the finished version of the Diablo*

General: I take it that the Diablos is complete?

Commander: Yes sir. This baby is going to revolutinize the way to military defense. With these robots mass produced we can protect the country and the world from alien invasion and scum!

General: I'm having second thoughts Commander.....Area 50 has some bad blood with that blue robot. If he finds out this thing is one of ours he might retalliate and attack us directly.

Commander: Only a fool would try something like that. And besides.....have I ever let you down before?

*Flashback*

Commander: Allow me to Introduce you the ERCR!!!!

*ERCR goes crazy and attacks Las Vegas and Megas destroys it*

General: This is your fault you know...

Commander: General! Let me show you the Mecha Gear!!!

*Mecha Gear attacks the mars base and the army tries to shut it down*

General: For the record Commander.....I blame you.

Commander: Commander! I fitted all of your tires with Pyrostone tires!!!!

*The General's jeep goes out of control and crashes*

General: Of course you know that you will be the one paying for these damages.

*Back to reality*

General: Well...*Looks at the Diablos* Might as well get this over with. *We see the Diablo being activated and it gets up, it looks at everyone and stuff*

Commander: There it is.....my greatest weapon ever! Now to show you just how powerful it can be. *Inputs a command prompt onto a console and sends a feed to it to diablo, we then see Diablo's point of view that is a greenish tint with 1's and 0's and stuff.

Diablo Command: Mission objective.....defeat giant blue robot....location. Lat 30483 Lng 30482....destination...New Jersey. *The Diablo begins to hover into the air and the roof of the building they are in opens up, then the Diablo flies out of the building and heads towards Jersey City, we then see both the Commander and the General go to a giant monitor in the base*

Commander: *Turning the monitor on* From here I can control the actions of the Diablos as well as monitor it from a special camera installed inside the Diablos. From here we won't be harmed at all.

General: Well I feel alot safer I guess....

Commander: Don't worry General. As long as the public doesn't know that that robot is ours we won't get into trouble.

General: For your sake I hope that doesn't happen. I've already gotten heat from the president about some of your "Other" weapons. They have a tendency to malfunction.

Commander: Well never you worry this robot is 100% malfunction free!!!! *We see the diablo speed towards Jersey City meanwhile we see Megas in the junkyard and we see Coop waxing the leg of Megas, Kiva's inside making repairs and Jamie is just listening to music in the car thingy*

Coop: *As he's waxing* Now that is what I call a sheen. Hey Jamie! How you doing with the wax up there!?

Jamie: Uh....Oh yeah...it's coming great Coop....just great....

Kiva: *Comes out of Megas* Ok Coop....Megas should be 100% fine now. I ran a systems check and everything is in order.

Coop: And Megas is all cleaned. Now let's get this baby home so I can head to Jenna's place. *They get into the car and they see that Jamie didn't do anything.* Oh yeah.....waxed the car huh?

Jamie: What!?

Coop: Nevermind. *Megas starts walking back to his house as they walk Kiva sees a blip on the radar*

Kiva: Huh?

Jamie: What's up Kiva?

Kiva: *Scans* I'm picking up a powerful energy reading headed this way. It's not Glorft in nature. Anyways be ready Coop....I don't know if this thing is friend or foe.

*The Diablo appears infront of Megas and scans it*

Diablo Command Promt: Target Found.....preparing to battle target. *The Diablo puts his hand in a battle stance*

Commander: This is it General! The moment you've been waiting for! Now you will see just how powerful my new robot is!

General: *Thinking* I know somehow this isn't going to end well.

*Back at Jersey City*

Jamie: Hey Coop....looks like that thing wants to fight you.

Coop: Fight me? *Looks at the Diablos doing the bring it on pose* Guess it does....well I don't want to dissapoint the thing. *Evil Grin* If it's a fight it wants then it's a fight I'll give it!

*The Diablo is still in battle stance*

Kiva: Coop before you do anything brash....let me run a scan to see what this thing is.

*The Diablo pulls back and punches Megas hard in the face with his fist and Megas goes flying hitting a building and falls, Megas gets up and looks at the Diablos*

Coop: I know what it is. It's gonna be scrap metal that's what! *To the Diablos* Listen here pal! You want a fight well that's fine by me! Bring it on!!! *The Diablo cracks it's knuckles and Megas does the same then they grapple, Megas picks up the Diablo and throws it over him but the Diablo regains balance, then it comes back at Megas and tries to punch him but Megas grabs his arm and throws the Diablos into a building, the Diablos hovers up and regains balance we then see the Diablos open it's fingers and fire a machine gun blast at Megas and Megas goes behind a building for cover the Diablos keeps shooting and the building comes apart and we see Megas going to another building and the Diablos does the same, then we see the Diablos fire bombs from it's back and they land around Megas and stuff and we hear beeping and they all flatline* Oh boy....*The bombs explode and Megas goes flying in air but Megas regains his balance, then we see the Diablos fire a laser at the ground and it travels up a building wall and then goes into the sky trying to hit Megas but Megas dodges the beam, then Megas fires a missle at the Diablos but the Diablos shoots a laser at it destroying it, this surprises Coop and then we see Coop fly up and then come down at the Diablos and hits it in the chest and the Diablos goes flying into a building and the building falls on the Diablos, the diablos gets up and goes into hyper mode and starts firing lasers randomly into the city destroying stuff including a POP TV building, back at Area 50*
General: That thing is going to destroy the city! Call if off now!!!

Commander: *Tries to overide the command but we hear buzzers* We can't! That's part of it's programming! It won't stop untill it's objective is complete.

General: I thought you said this thing was malfunction free!

Commander: Ok so maybe it has a few bugs that needed to be worked out. We can't do anything here so we might as well watch the battle! NOT THE SHIRT!!!

General: *Grabbing the Commander by his shirt* I want that thing stopped now or so help me I'll strip you of your rank and make you clean toilets for the rest of your life!

Commander: We can't sir....the only one who can stop that thing is that robot.

General: *Sighs and rubs his forehead*

*Back in Jersey we see the Diablos still going rampant in the city firing lasers at random*

Kiva: Coop that thing is erratic! We have to stop it now before it destroys the entire city!

Coop: On it! *Megas powers up and flys towards the Diablos and it still fires beams in a crazy pattern one of them nearly hits Megas* Hey watch it will ya! *Megas spees up and goes right for the Diablos's eye* Waaaahhhh!!!!! *The Diablos aims right at Megas and fires a laser at Megas and Megas gets hit and goes flying into a building, then we see Megas get up and dust itself off, we also see the Diablos regain control of itself and it looks at Megas and we see it's view with greenish tint* It looks like he calmed down.

Jamie: Yeah but now we have it's full undivided attention! Look! *The Diablos opens up and starts firing homing missles at Megas, Megas flies into the air and we see Coop smug but he notices the missiles are following him and he gets a surprised look on his face and Megas flys around while missiles are chasing him*

Kiva: Coop those missiles will track our move. We need to lose them.

Coop: That's what I'm trying to do!!!. *Megas flies into the air and the missiles chase him he goes into the sky and the missiles go in seperate directions and this confuses Coop and then the missiles head strait to Megas but Megas finds an openning and dodges them and the missiles destroy each other, then Megas makes a diving beline towards the Diablo and punches it in the face knocking it down* How you like that chump!? *The diablo gets back up and goes back into fighting stance*

Jamie: Doesn't look like you phased him at all. Looks like he wants another go at you Coop.

Coop: Want more do you? Well ask and you shall recieve! *Megas then runs towards the Diablo and grapples with it then Megas picks up the Diablos and throws him down then Megas jumps in the air and gives the Diablos an elbow drop then Megas gets up and grabs the Diablos by it's hover ring and flies into the air and throws the Diablos down but before the Diablos lands we see it regian stablization and it hovers in the air then looks at Megas and fires a laser at Megas but Megas dodges it and goes down to the Diablos and hits him knocking it down and we see Megas standing over it*

Jamie: Yeah! Smash em up Coop!!!

*Megas then picks up the Diablos and tries to punch him again but the Diablo activates it's shielding and Megas can't hit him then the Diablos grabs Megas and throws him into another building and Megas gets up and runs at the Diablos again but it activates it's shielding and Megas punches rapidly and nothing happens to the Diablos but we see it grab Megas again and it flies into the air and throws Megas down on to the ground Megas gets up and looks at the Diablos with his force shield*

Kiva: Coop it's using some sort of electromagnetic shield. Your attacks are uselsess when it's activated!

Jamie: Yeah and now it's attacking again!

*The Diablo charges up an energy laser and it split secondly shuts off it's shielding which Kiva notices and then fires it at Megas hitting him and knocking him into a building it activates its shielding and Megas gets up looking at the Diablos*

Jamie: Ow....

Coop: Man this guy is tough.

Kiva: Well Coop maybe if you didn't tick it off we wouldn't be in this situation!

Coop: *Sound of Needle scratching* Wait a minute! I didn't anything this episode!

Jamie: Yeah normally the bad guy we fight is because of something Coop did. This thing just came out of the blue and wanted to fight us.

Kiva: What exactly did you to this morning?

*Flashback*

*Coop is chilling downstairs drinking a Big Glug and he scratches his armpit then burps*

*Back to reality*

Coop: Does having a nice relaxing morning at home constitue as ticking off the bad guy?

Kiva: INCOMING!!!

*We see a laser hit Megas in the chest and Megas gets blasted into another building we see rubble piled over Megas we see it's hand in the rubble*

Commander: What did I tell you General! The Diablos is the perfect weapon! It can destroy anything!

General: Impressive! Your robot is quite the weapon. But I wouldn't celebrate just let. Take a look. *Points to the screen*

*We see on the monitor Megas getting up and dusting itself off*

Commander: Hmm....no matter. The Diablo has many tricks up it's sleeve. Just you wait and see General!

*Back in Jersey we see Megas run up to the Diablo and starts punching it hard in the face area then it grabs the Diablo and gives it a headlock and punches it in the head the same time, then it gives the thing a bulldog and then it fires a machine gun blast at the robot but it activates it's electromagnetic shielding and it's protected from the blasts Coop then fires up a laser blast and it is also protected from the attack, then we see the Diablos charge up another laser and it shuts off it's shielding to fire it and Kiva notices this again and Megas gets hit and Megas goes flying again and then gets up and looks at the Diablos*

Kiva: Coop I don't think we can use long range weapons on this thing as long as it has that shield intact. The only way we can attack it is when it fires at us since it shuts it shield off to fire. It's dangerous but it's the only shot we got.

Jamie: Well I think we all know what Coop's gonna do now don't we.

*Megas walks up to the robot*

Coop: Hey Chump!!! Come on...free hit!!! *Coop turns around and slaps his butt at the thing causing Megas to do the same*

Kiva: Coop what are you doing!?

Coop: I'm baiting the thing to attack me. *Sure enough the Diablo charges up energy* Excellent....keep charging up...

Commander: What the heck is he doing?

General: It looks like.....he's toying with it.

*The Commander gets angry and slams his arms on the console*

Commander: Grrr....Arrogant Fool!!!!

*The Diablo continues to charge energy*

Jamie: Coop....I really hope you have a plan cause if that thing hits us then we're dead.

Coop: Jamie....just trust me. I know exactly what I'm doing.

*The Diablo is at full energy and it fires a powerful laser blast at Megas*

Coop: NOW!! *Megas side steps out of the way and fires a lser back at the Diablo and it hits it right in the eye smashing it into a building and it's down* Hahah! I knew it would work!

Jamie: Nice....

Coop: See....I told you.

*Back at Area 50*

General: Looks like that man has outsmarted your robot not to mention exploit it's weakness.

Commander: Hmph....so what. My robot still functions! Look! *Back at Jersey we see the robot get up and look at Megas, it's short circuting and it's shielding is inactive* What!?

Kiva: Coop we disabled it's shields!

Coop: *Evil Grin* Excellent!!! Now I can go all out on this chump!!!

*Back at ARea 50*

Commander: Initate auto repair system! Use secondary shielding system!!! *The Diablo gets up and activates auto repair then we see many bits appear around the Diablo that look like the bits that they Vay 8 uses in Gundam series*

Jamie: Uh what is it doing?

Kiva: It's using some sort of secondary protection system. Coop wait don't attack it yet I need to fully analyze what this thing is capible of!

Coop: Too late! *Megas fires up a laser blast of it's own and fires it at the Diablo but one of the bits absorb the blast and fire it right back at Megas* Uh...*Megas gets hit and goes flying into a building then Megas gets back up* What the heck just happened.

Kiva: *Scans* Coop it appears to be using some sort of counter attack....which I could of countered if you hadn't just go and attack directly!

Coop: Heheh....sorry about that Kiva.

*Back at Area 50*

Commander: See General.....A smart man knows how to cover every weakness with a backup plan. This is the beauty of my creation. And once the auto repair is complete then it will be right back at square 1!

*Back at Jersey*

Coop: Ok so lasers won't cut it. I'll just barrage him with missles instead!!!! *Megas opens up and fires a missile barrage at Diablo but the bits then fire counter lasers at the missiles destroying them*

Jamie: Man what does it take to defeat this guy!?

Kiva: That must be it's secondary defense system. This thing is well prepared covering its bases. I'll see if this thing has any other weaknesses if any. I still don't even know what this thing is attacking us or why!

Jamie: Maybe it heard just how good Coop is and wanted a challenge.

Coop: Aww come on...I'm not that good....well ok so I am.

*The bits then lock on to Megas and we see a targeting system activate and it locks onto Megas and the bits start firing attacks at Megas*

Kiva: Incoming fire Coop!!!

*Megas starts dodging the lasers and starts to head towards the Diablo and tires to tackle it but the bits quickly form a circle and create a force field around it to protect itself from Megas then Megas backs up and fires a machine gun blast at the Diablo but it is protected from the secondary shield system*

Jamie: Man this dude thought of everything!!! *The bits turn and fire lasers at Megas but Megas puts up an energy shield protecting himself and the Diablo continues to fire*

Kiva: Coop....now would be a good time to fire at him while he's busy hitting you!

Coop: All right....time to charge up this bad boy! *Megas charges up and fires a powerful laser blast and the Diablo creates another energy shield using the bits and then it fires back at Megas knocking it down again*

Kiva: Coop as long as we attack him from the front then we can't do any damage to it!

Coop: *Ping* Then if I can't attack from the front then I'll have to attack at all sides! *Megas opens up and we see tons of missiles and they all fire the Diablo looks up and sees all the missiles come at him and he creates the bit shield and a majority of them are destroyed but there are a few that go behind it and they come around and head for the Diablo and it turns around and the missiles hit and the Diablo goes down* Hahah! I knew this guy was a pushover! *The Diablo slowly gets up*

Jamie: Man this guy won't quit. What is he like the little mech that could?

Kiva: He seems to be weakening though as with each hit it takes it uses more energy to attack back. Coop keep it up and it should go down.

*Back at Area 50*

General: Well Commander....I guess your weapon wasn't as strong as you made it out to be. It was a nice try though. *Pats him on the back* Let's send him back before they get suspicious and find out it's one of ours.

Commander: We can't....it won't leave until it finishes it's programming. And besides....I think this is the perfect time to show you what this thing is truely capible of!!!! Activate the Gravity Alteration Device!!!! *Inputs command prompt on the console Back in Jersey we see the Diablo send out a red energy wave that surrounds the area it starts to move it's arms about*

Jamie: What's it doing?

Coop: Looks like it wants some more. I kinda like this robot dude. He reminds me of me. Determined, bold, and smart.

Kiva: Well Determined and Bold I'll agree with. I don't about smart.

Coop: Dude...that thing is pretty intellegent with all them battle tatics.

Jamie: *Snickers* I think she was referring to you.

Kiva: *Nods with a smug grin*

Coop: *Stares at Kiva then all of a sudden cars and trucks and stuff start to fly in the air and circle the Diablo which is now in the air*

Coop: Uh Kiva....

Kiva: *Scans* It's some kind of gravity field. He's altering gravity around the area. Be ready for anything Coop.*The Diablo uses the gravity field and hurls giant debris of stuff at Megas* Incoming Coop!!!

Coop: I'm on it!!! *Megas dodges the debris and stuff and Megas gets hit by a giant chunk of building*

General: Increadible! Never have I saw such amazing ability in a robot!

Commander: I'll have you know sir that I developed it right from scratch! Just think of how powerful an army of these babies can be with the ability to alter gravity as they please!

General: I like what I see. It seems I may have doubted you Commander! Very well done!

*Megas gets back up and starts firing a maching gun blast at the Diablo but it uses the gravity field to hold the bullets in place then it throws it back at Megas, Coop activates the shield*

Kiva: Amazing! It can use it's gravity field to protect himself from attacks!!! Coop just think how much stronger Megas would be if we could implement this technology into it's system!

Coop: First let's just smash this chump up then we'll talk about your gravity thing.

Jamie: Uh guys....you might wanna look at what it's doing.

*We see the Diablo over St. Pyronski's Elementry school it activates a super power gravity field and the area starts to shake, then slowly the school starts to float in the air we see Little Tommy come and drink his Mega-Slush as he see the school flies in the air*

Tommy: Coooooooooooll......*Drinks his slush*

*The school is hovering over the Diablo*

Jamie: Dude!! IT'S GONNA DROP A SCHOOL ON US!!!!! *The Diablo hurls the school at Megas and super fast speeds and it crashes right into Megas turning it into rubble*

Kids: YAY!!!!!!! *Back at Area 50 on the monitor we see the rubble with smoke*

General: Congratulations Commander. You certianly outdid yourself this time. Although I hope that the pilot of the other robot is ok.

Commander: Who cares! Now that we know for a fact that the Diablo is much better then some blue robot we can all sleep knowing the world is a little safer.

General: Well I have to say I'm very impressed with the Diablo. *All of a sudden light comes from the monitor and we see Megas get up from the rubble intact*

Commander: NO way!!!!!

General: Looks like the blue robot has some fight left.

*Back at Jersey*

Kiva: *Scans* Megas took no damage with that attack. Everything's functioning at full power.

Coop: All right you school dropping never say die robotic chump! You come to my city and beat me up for no reason, you smash up my city, and YOU DROPPED A SCHOOL ON ME!!!! Now I'm gonna put you to sleep!!!!

*Megas flies into the air and tackles the diablo, the Diablo creates a gravity barrier to protect itself from Megas but Megas speeds up and goes faster and then we see Megas grab the Diablo with one hand then grabs him with the other and then we see Megas pull itself to the Diablo and grabs it and Megas goes flying into the air and then spins around and drops the Diablo down hard, the Diablo gets up and looks at Megas and it fires a laser but Megas comes down and dives onto it, then Megas picks up the Diablo then it starts punching it hard rapidly, then it throws the Diablo into the air and then it starts firing a bunch of missiles at the Diablo and they all hit, the Diablos tries to protect itself but Coop's attacks come on too fast and we see the Diablo take tons of damage then we see the Diablo fall to the ground and Megas goes near it and punches it right in it's eye and takes out wiring and the Diablo falls down and it appears to have shut down*

Coop: Kiva...check it.

Kiva: It appears to have shut down.

Jamie: About time too....man that thing wouldn't let up.

Coop: Whew....glad that's over with. All right. *Turns around* Let's go home. *Megas walks away, back at Area 50 we see an irate Commander*

General: Well Commander. You tried your best. But I guess it wasn't enough to take out that robot.

Commander: I'm not done yet!!!! I still have one more final trick! *Presses a button and we see the Diablos activate one final time it slowly gets up and Megas turns around and sees it is still functioning but barely*

Coop: What!? *The Diablos flies to Megas and attaches itself to Megas and clamps itself to hold in place it starts to beep and stuff* Hey let go of me!!!

Kiva: *Scans* Not good....Coop it's preparing to self destruct and take us with it!

Jamie: Oh man!! *Megas tries to pry off the Diablo but to no avail the beeping gets louder and faster and we see a timer on Megases console that says 1:00 then 0:59 and so on*

Kiva: Coop if you don't get that thing off of you in a minute then we'll all be done for!!! *Coop continues to try but to no avail, then Coop gets an idea*

Coop: I have an idea! *We see Megas powerup and fly into space then we see Megas start to spin really fast*

Kiva: Coop what are you doing!? *Megas spins faster*

Jamie: Man....I think I'm gonna be sick. *As Megas spins faster we see the Diablo loosen it's grip slowly and solwy and the timer is now at 0:20 and going down*

Kiva: We only have 20 seconds left!!!!!! *Megas continues to spin fast and the Diablo loosenes its grip*

Coop: Come on........come on.....*The Diablo lets go of Megas and it goes speeding down to Earth, meanwhile at Area 50 we see the Commander looking at the timer on the monitor and grinning evily*

Commander: In about 10 seconds that blue robot will be nothing more than a memory, then I can build a new Diablos and use it to protect the Earth!

Solder: Sir! Unidentified Falling Object approaching!

General: What!? Monitor on! *They see it's the diablo and it's coming down and it crashes into Area 50 and it's still beeping and then we see there is 5 seconds and it counts down to Zero and it flatlines*

Commander: Oh no.......*The Diablos explodes taking all of Area 50 with it and we see major explosions and people running like crazy and stuff and the entire complex goes down into rubble, we then see the General and Commander get up from the rubble the General is upset at the Commander* Uh....would this be a good time to resign? *Smiles*

*Back in Jersey City we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva sitting down just relaxing and Coop is playing a video game and Jamie and Kiva watch*

Coop: Man...I thought for sure that we were going to lose to that thing.

Jamie: Yeah that thing nearly had you licked.

Kiva: Well we defeated it and all but we barely got out alive. Coop now do you see why you need to train, because if more things like that show up then there is a chance you might not win in the upcoming battles ahead. Now I want to go and do some training.

Coop: Do we have to?

Kiva: NOW!!!!

Coop: Oh geeze! *They turn off the TV and go upstairs to train*

End Credits: We see a janitor cleaning up Area 50's rubble as it pans in the background of Area 50 being completly destroyed

The End

Xerroo

11-22-2005, 09:06 PM

Project Diablo is finished.

Notes

1: Villians: Diablo
2: Return of Area 50. First was ERCR, then was Mecha Gear
3: Nothing POP TV was destroyed
4: The Diablo looks alot like the Diablon from "Shadow the Hedgehog"
5: The bits it used were similar to the Vay 8's model in the Gundam series.
6: The Commander looks alot like the GUN Commander from "Shadow the Hedgehog"
7: This episode replaces "An American Gearhead in London in Season 7"

Oni0

11-22-2005, 09:51 PM

First i want to give you my opinion on your first stories and i say you done an awesome job. I can't believe that you did an excellent impresion on your first story and the Mega Man parody was a smart choice to use on your first script.

I have to agree with the others. House of 1000 Coopses was one of your best, im still reading the rest of the stories so you'll see my reviews when you put another story.

I like this latest episode you did. Even tho i didn't played yet Shadow but still, the Commander reminds of the jerk from the movie the Iron Giant, the fight with Diablo was awesome and the part that Megas was slapping his butt was a nice touch.

King_of_doom

11-23-2005, 01:14 AM

I like when Area 50 tries something new so that Megas can smash it at the end, i laugh at the part when Kiva blames Coop that he always brings the bad guys when he does something bad until the flashback and the part of the school scene, cool work.

Darth-geister

11-23-2005, 12:42 PM

I like it and cool choice to use Diablon for the episode , and i agree with Oni0 that Coop and Megas where slapping their butts was hilarious and the second time Coop does it since the alien book worms episode.

I hope to see someone like Agent Bishop takes command on Area 50 and creates his own army of mechs like Dr. Hell from Mazinger.

Xerroo

11-24-2005, 07:48 AM

As of right now here is the episode standings.

Season 1
1: Test Drive
2: Battle Royale
3: All I wanted was a Slushie
4: The Fat and the Furious
5: Buggin the System
6: TV Dinner
7: Breakout
8: Dude: Where's My head?
9: The Bad Guy
10: Junk in the Trunk
11: DMV: Department of Megas Violations
12: Coop de Tat
13: The Driver's Seat

Season 2
1: Ultra Chicks
2: The Return
3: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Coop
4: Vivas las Megas
5: S-Force SOS
6: Space Booty
7: Thanksgiving Throwdown
8: Terminate Her
9: Ice Ice Megas
10: A Clockwork Megas
11: Universal Remote
12: Rearview Mirror Mirror (1)
13: Rearview Mirror Mirror (2)

Season 3
1: Love at First Fight
2: Ultrabot Z
3: Rosh O Megas
4: Grill Power
5: Tag Team
6: Gladiator
7: How the Glorft Stole Christmas
8: S.S Warlock
9: Attack of the Lurps
10: The Good, The Bad, and the Megas
11: Once upon a time in New Mexico
12: Ultra-Return
13: House of 1000 Coopses

Season 4
1: Megas Gear Solid
2: 2 Fat 2 Furious
3: TerrorFirmer
4: The Collector
5: The Increadible Julk
6: The Junkman Cometh
7: Ultrabot Zeo
8: Violentimes day
9: Megas and the Beanstalk
10: Cheat Code
11: Much Ado about Alternate Jamie
12: Midevil Meyhem (Aka a Nites Tail)
13: Legion of Evil

Season 5
1: The Cronnicals of Megas (Aka Guardian Angel)
2: Gigas XLR
3: Grudge Match
4: The Emperor's new threads
5: The fugitive (Aka Enemy of the Universe)
6: Good Megas
7: Rock and Rool
8: The Omega Megas
9: Fatman and Quazar
10: 20000 leauges under Jersey
11: History of the world part 1 *As told by Coop*
12: Pay-per-smash part 1 (Aka match of the century 1)
13: Pay-Per-Smash part 2 (Aka match of the century 2)

Season 6

1: Channel Smashing
2: Megas XLR: The Rock Opera
3: Space Ape Escape
4: Twisted Megas
5: The Cockpit
6: Lifestyles of the Fat and Flabbious
7: Joyride
8: I, Skippy
9: Interlude with a Bioloid
10: Anniversary Anarchy
11: Coop and Jamie go to Burger Barn
12: There's Something about Kivo
13: Regiscoop

Season 7

1: Battle of the Bulge
2: Enter the Megas
3: Project Diablo
4: Flora and Ice
5: Gorrath's Ark
6: Do androids dream of revengeful scene?
7: System Error
8: Battle of the Bands
9: Deathmatch
10: Ragnarok
11: Fat to the Future Part 1
12: Fat to the Future Part 2
13: Fat to the Future Part 3 *Series Finale*

JTX

11-28-2005, 11:41 PM

Well im new here and i do not read too much fanfic scripts but when i started reading your scripts yesterday...... i envy you. On making such a unique work and more that it resembles exactly as the show, im glad that there's still fans of Megas even if the show is cancelled so keep up the good work and i also reading king's Megas episodes as well.

Oni0

12-04-2005, 05:21 PM

I just had read Pay-per-smash part 1 and 2 and i really see them come to life on TV if Megas was still on the air, nice job.

Xerroo

12-19-2005, 08:27 AM

I lied.

Twas the smashfest before Xmas.

*The episode begins in the alternate dimension. It's December 24th at 11:55 PM, we hear klaxons go off and people running for their lives, we see mechs getting ready for battle, we see people cowering in fear and hiding in places*

A.Jamie: How much longer untill he's here!

Man: *Voice is Kevin Michal Richardson* He's 5000 meters and closing fast!

A.Jamie: Hurry up and get all defenses online! We can't let him destroy our homes again!!!

Man: We're working on it as fast as we can!!!

Man 2: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Sir! Incoming transmission!!!

A.Jamie: Put it through!!! *The connection links* Yeah what's up Jen?

A.Jenna: Sir! I have a visual of the enemy. He's headed towards the base!! He's packing serious firepower!

*Then we see what they are all fearing. It's a giant evil black slegh filled with spikes and they are being pushed by 8 monster looking robot raindeer that each have a name. Thrasher, and Torment, and Hurt, and MIsery, Pain, and Terror, Death, and Suffering. And riding the slegh is a skinny man dressed as Santa Claus with an evil red cyborg eye and sharp looking teeth*

A.Jamie: Stay there Jenna! I don't want you getting hurt! We'll try and hold him off!!!!

*We see the giant slegh get closer to the base and in it's wake leaves a trail of fire*

Evil Santa: *Voice actor is Billy West* So what do we have here.....*Checks his list* My you've all been very naughty....helping others and trying to help the needy. I won't allow it!!! *Gets out giant rocket launcher* It's time to spread some holiday dispair to you naughty vermin! *Aims at the front of the base and fires multiple rockets at the doors and hits them hard*

Man 2: Sir we're under attack!!!

A.Jamie: First line of defense attack!!!!

*We see glorft mechs rise up from the base and approach evil Santa, they fire their machine gun blasts at the slegh but Santa activates the defenses, then the raindeer fire laser shots destroying the mechs with ease*

Man: Sir he's retalliating and our men are dropping fast!

A.Jamie: Send the 2nd and 3rd line of defenses!!!! We can't let Santa harm the innocent!!!

*More mechs show up and fire missiles and stuff at Evil Santa*

Man 2: Did we get him? *We see he's enshrouded in a smoke cloud but then more lasers show up and blow up the mechs.

A.Jamie: Send all line of defenses!!! I want him stopped!!!!

*We see all the Glorft mechs show up including Jamie in his modified glorft mech*

A.Jamie: This is the last time you terrorize us Santa. I'm going to personally stop you once and for all!!!

Evil Santa: You can't stop good ol saint nick!! Never could and never will!!!!

A.Jamie: No.....it ends here!!! NOW!!! *We see the mechs fire wires and try to ensare Santa with cables holdng him and the raindeer in place*

Evil Santa: Fools! *Tries to break free* Do you think a bunch of cables are going to stop me!!!!! *Continues to break free but isn't working*

Man: Sir we have him held down!!!!

A.Jamie: Good. *Contacting A.Jenna* Now Jenna! Activate the dimensional beam!!! Let's send this creep far away!!!!

A.Jenna: Got it!!! *Presses a button, then in space we see a giant sattelite and it opens up and aims at Evil Santa, we see coodinates set and the laser starts to charge up, then Santa looks up and sees a light and it comes down at him and hits him and the slegh and it sends him into a dimensional warp*

A.Jamie: Good bye Santa...never again will you harm us.

*Everyone starts to cheer and stuff*

*We see A.Jenna return using some sort of Bike used in the X series, it looks alot like the Ride Chival in X8*

A.Jenna: Did we stop him?

A.Jamie: He's gone. We won.

*A.Jenna hugs A.Jamie and kisses him and they both smile*

Man: Hey! Get a room you two!!! *Laughs*

*Everyone laughs*

A.Jenna: So....any idea where we sent him?

A.Jamie: I don't know...and personally I don't care. As long as he's gone here *We are now at Jersey City and it's snowing and we see the dimensional portal open up and drop Evil Santa down* then he can never terrorize us again*

*Evil Santa looks around and sees everyone and then grins evily and his raindeer neigh evilishly, BTW it's December 24th at Noon time here since the time between A.Jamie's and ours is different*

*Title Theme plays*

Twas the smashfest before Xmas.

*We are now at Jersey City Mall and we see a bunch of people walking around looking at stuff and we see Coop and Jamie shopping for stuff*

Jamie: Coop....remind me again why we are at the shopping mall? You know I hate the shopping mall Coop!

Coop: Yeah I know but you didn't get Racheal a present yet did you.

Jamie: Well....no but-

Coop: So as your best friend. I want to help you maintain a good relationship with your girlfriend. You should of gotten her a gift man ahead of time!

Jamie: Dude....I don't even know what she wants. How am I supposed to get her something she likes when I don't even know what she wants.

Coop: Man....you are that clueless aren't you? Come on Jamie think! She likes metal maiden right!? So get her something....I don't know...Metal Maidenish.

Jamie: Oh and like you know what your girlfriend wants right?

Coop: Actually I do. She wants a massage chair. So that's what I got her. Now it's your turn to get Racheal something.

*A transmission blips on Coop's thing, it's Kiva*

Coop: What's up Kiva?

Kiva: Coop I'm picking up a strange dimensional anomoly in the city. I need you to check it out. I'm going to head over with the girls to see what's going on.

Coop: Uh Kiva....we'll be there in a bit. We have some last minute chirstmas shopping to do ok?

Kiva: *Sigh* Fine but make it quick!!! *Transmission ends*

Jamie: So, trouble with the glorft again?

Coop: No something about a dimensional thingy. We have to make this quick Jamie. Get her something and let's go.

Jamie: But I don't even know what to get her!!!

*All of a sudden the TV monitors display something in the mall, it's a girl who looks like Jyulia from Metal Asylum*

Berniece: *Voice actor is Juliya Chernetsky* Hey what's up all your metal lovers. This Berniece of Metal Maiden speaking with a special announcement. I'm gonna be rocking here all day at Jersey City and you have the chance to come rock with me. So what I need all you metal worshippers to do is come down to Jersey City Mall tomorrow and show me that you can rock on with the best! Metal Maiden's gonna be there and we are gonna play some sweet songs for you and then one lucky person is going to get a personally autographed bra signed by yours trulely*

Jamie: Nice.....

Bernice: So come on down tomorrow at noon for fun, music, and missile toe! *TV shuts off*

Coop: Miracles do happen *Smiles*

Jamie: I love you Berniece.

Coop: Come on! We have to catch up with the girls. Something's going on in the city.

*Meanwhile in Jersey City we see Megas 2 walking around trying to find the source of the anomoly*

Kiva: *Scans* Well things seem to appear normal here. Although I'm picking up a faint vapor trail outside the city. Jenna! Can you follow it?

Jenna: Sure thing Kiva. *Megas 2 powers up and starts flying towards the vapor trail*

Racheal: So...you think this thing we might be facing? Friend or Foe?

Kiva: I'm not sure...but we have to be careful.

*As they fly they are joined by Megas*

Coop: Mind if we join the party!

Jenna: Hey Coop.

Jamie: So what bad guy do we have to face this time?

Kiva: Not sure yet. *A blip appears* I'm picking up something! It's headed this way....whatever it is it's not the glorft.

*All of a sudden Evil Santa's sleght speeds up and goes over them*

Coop: What the heck was that!?

Jamie: Was that Santa!?

Coop: Kinda looked liked him. But why is his slegh all black and evil looking?

Jamie: Change in style perhaps.

*They see Santa hover above the city and get out a giant nuke launcher and aims it at the city*

Evil Santa: Ho.....Ho.......Ho!!!! *Aims the nuke at the city and it charges up*

Kiva: Coop! He's gonna destroy the city!!!!!

Coop: No....not santa....my santa?

Kiva: I don't know if it's santa or not but we have to stop him!!!!

*Both Megas and Megas 2 speed towards Santa and Megas punches the slegh throwing Evil Santa off balance and the nuke instead fires in the air going into space, meanwhile in space we see a giant space station with POP TV on the front it explodes and stuff when the nuke hits it*

Coop: Hey Santa! What's the big idea!?

Evil Santa: How dare you ruin my destruction!!!

Jamie: Dude....Santa lost weight!!! And has a metal eye!!!

Evil Santa: *Checks his list* Hmm....let's see here. Coop, Jamie, Kiva, and Jenna!!! You've all been on my naughty list!!! Being nice and caring!!! I'll have to rectify that!!!! *Gets out a powerful laser cannon and aims at them*

Kiva: Coop look out!!!

*Evil Santa fires the giant laser at Megas but Megas 2 pushes Megas out of the way and the laser instead hits the floor making a huge explosion toppling a few buildings along the way.*

Jamie: DUDE!!!!!

Racheal: It's times like this I'm glad I'm Jewish...

Coop: I don't get it!! Ain't santa supposed to be fat, jolly and happy!!! Like me!!

Jamie: Yeah this santa is....evil and skinny...

Kiva: *Scans* Coop I don't think this is the real santa. Well....it is...but it isn't.

Coop: Huh?

Kiva: This santa came from another dimension, probably through a wormhole. What it's doing here is beyond me.

*Coop and Jamie look at each other*

Coop: You don't think.....

*Both look at each other*

Jamie and Coop: Nah....

Coop: Couldn't be.....could it?

Jenna: So if this isn't the real santa...then where is our santa?

Kiva: *Scans* Our santa is at the North Pole. Probably getting ready to deliver toys.

Evil Santa: Wait a minute!!! You mean to tell me that there is another santa in this world!?

Coop: Uh...duh!!!

Evil Santa: Then I must go and destroy this santa so I can take over as the rightful Santa!!! *He whips his ropes causing the raindeer to neigh and he starts to fly towards the North Pole but Megas punches the slegh back down*

Coop: You ain't going anywhere chump!!! I ain't gonna let some skinny, metal eyed punk of a santa ruin christmas for everyone!!!

*All of a sudden the raindeer transform into giant mechs that look scary they look like minotaur but instead they have a raindeer head with sharp metal teeth and flaming antleers*

Evil Santa: You will pay for defying me!!!! My raindeer see to it that they are all killed! I have a santa to destroy!!! *HIs slegh transforms into a mech that looks alot like Galvatron from the Transformers Generation 1 and it flies towards the North Pole.

*The raindeer surround Megas and Megas 2*

Kiva: *Scanning* This isn't looking good guys. There are too many of them to fight.

Coop: Kiva listen. You and the girls go and stop that fake of a santa. Me and Jamie can take care of these chumps.

Jamie: Wait a minute! You mean we....have to take on all 8 of these things!?

Jenna: Coop that's crazy.

Coop: Listen Jen...as much as I'd love to have your company here while I beat the stuffing out of these things, santa's safety is more important. You go and stop that fake before he hurts Santa. Don't worry. I'll be fine.

*A small pause*

Jenna: Ok. *Megas 2 charges up and flies towards Santa and the raindeer try to chase it but Megas fires a missile at one of the raindeer knocking them down*

Coop: Where do you think you're going pal! *Megas does the bring it on pose*

Jamie: Coop....I really hope you know what you're doing....

Coop: Not a clue...

Jamie: Oh that makes me feel so much better.

*One of the raindeer mechs run up to Coop and grapple with them, Megas throws the mech over him, then another one grabs Megas from behind and 3 raindeer mechs start to gang up on him and start punching him in the chest, this causes Megas to retaliate and fire missiles at the mechs and blast them back, then Megas gets back up, a raindeer mech creates a whip out of fire and tries to whip Megas with it, but Megas jumps out of the way and comes down with a drop kick to the head of that mech, then another mech tries to tackle Megas football style and does so, then that mech gives Megas a camel clutch but Megas forces him off, Megas gets back up and looks at all the mechs and they growl and stuff, then they all fire a machine gun blast at Megas and Megas activates shielding and protects himself, 2 of the raindeer however come from behind and try to ambush Megas but then Megas jumps out of the way and the other 6 raindeer hit the 2 raindeer mechs and they explode, Megas looks down and we see Jamie and Coop look on*

Jamie: Nice.....*Does rock on pose*

Coop: 2 down...6 to go!!! *Megas speeds down towards the other raindeer who fire a barrage of missiles at Megas but Megas does some spin moves to dodge the missiles then comes down with a crusing blow destroying another mech. Meanwhile we see the the evil Santa by the artic and he looks on his radar and sees Santa bio signature getting close*

Evil Santa: There can only be one santa in this dimension and that will be me!!!!! HuH? *Notices another blip heading towards him, he turns around and sees Megas 2 approaching him, this causes Evil Santa to speed up futher*

Kiva: Jenna! He's getting away. We have to catch up before he gets to the North pole and destroys Santa!

Jenna: I can't! Megas can't go faster than this.....but I have an idea. If I can't catch up to him....I'll have to slow him down! *Megas 2 opens up and uses the "Itano Circus" and fires tons of missiles that head for Evil Santa's mech that hit him and slow him down, this gives Megas 2 time to speed up and grab his mech and hurl it into the snow stopping him*

Racheal: Nice one Jen.

Jenna: Don't mention it.

Kiva: We aren't done yet girls. He's getting back.

*The Galvatron looking mech gets back up and looks at Megas 2*

Evil Santa: There can be only one santa and that's going to be me! Now move aside or else!!!

Jenna: No way. Our Santa is kind, caring, and friendly! We don't want an evil skinny santa like you....uh....being our Santa!!!

Evil Santa: You will rule the day you decided to cross me! I'll make short work of you first!!!! *A sword pops up from his mech's back and he grabs it* Now let's do this!!!!

*Megas 2 creates the cool energy sword and they clash, there is a struggle going on and both sides appear to be even, that is until Megas 2 gets the better of Evil Santa and wacks the sword out of his hand, then Megas 2 kicks down Evil Santa's mech and is about to stab Evil Santa's mech but the mech throws snow at the car covering the window with snow*

Jenna: Ugh! I can't see!!! *Turns on the wipers to wipe down the snow but then we see a fist punch Megas 2 knocking it down, then we se see Evil Santa stomp on Megas 2 multiple times*

Kiva: Jenna! Your robot is taking heavy damage!!! Try and get out of his attack!

*Jenna struggles and manages to roll out of the way and then gets back up*

Evil Santa: You're quite good!!! But you will never be able to defeat me!!!

Jenna: Bring it!!!

*They both clash again meanwhile Megas gets punched hard by one of the 5 remaining raindeer mechs and it goes crashing into a building*

Jamie: Coop!!! They are gonna maul us to death!!!

Coop: Maul this!!!! *Megas creates chainsaws on it's arms and starts to attack the raindeer attacking him, he manages to cut off part of the antlers of the mech then Megas goes in from the side and starts to cut him up hard* And this is how you carve the christmas goose!!! *Megas slices up the raindeer mech and it falls to pieces*

Jamie: Nice......

*The other raindeer mechs look at each other then at Megas*

Jamie: Uh Coop....we still have 4 of these things to take down....

Coop: Man....I wonder what I did to get under santa's skin this year....

*Meanwhile back at the North Pole area we see Evil Santa's mech punch Megas 2 alot as it pummels Megas 2, then it picks Megas 2 down and tries to step on Megas 2 but Megas 2 grabs his leg and rolls over and throws Evil Santa down, we then see Jenna press buttons rapidly as she starts pummeling Evil Santa while he's down, then Megas 2 goes and grabs Evil Santa's mech by the horn thingys and throws him around then slams him onto the ice then Megas 2 uses eye beams and melts the ice around him and Evil Santa's mech falls into the water*

Racheal: That should cool him off.

*Down below we see Evil Santa's mech go to the snow area and plow through it then come up in front of Megas 2 and gives it a swift kick to the head knocking Megas 2 down*

Evil Santa: Whose your daddy now!? Santa's got a brand new bag and he ain't afraid to use it!!! *Santa's bag thingy turns into a giant ball and chain and he swings it around trying to smash Megas 2 but Megas 2 ducks and punches Evil Santa's mech again but he recovers and manages to hit Megas 2 hard with the ball and chain tossing Megas 2 into the snow, then Evil Santa tries to smash Megas 2 but Megas 2 rolls out of the way, meanwhile we see Megas giving one of the raindeer mechs a headlock and punching him in the head the same time, then grabbing that same raindeer by the antlers he tosses him around and throws him into the other raindeer, then Megas fires a laser from his chest destroying 2 more raindeer and now only leaving 2 left*

Jamie: Nice! We only got 2 more to go!!!!

*The other two raindeer get up and charge up and the flames on their antlers turn blue and their power goes up*

Coop: Uh....that doesn't look good.

*One of the mechs punches Megas knocking him into a set of buildings*

Coop: Nope....not good at all. *Megas gets back up and tries to fight them both but both mechs are too strong for Megas, one of the mechs tackles Megas then starts pummeling him the other one breaths fire on the car part of Megas*

Jamie: Coop he's gonna fry us like Christmas Dinner!!!!

Coop: Don't worry Jamie I got this. *Coop presses a button and it causes Megas to power up and get both raindeer off of Megas, then Megas punches a hole in one of the raindeer blowing them up and then Megas fires a laser blast at the other putting a giant hole in it*

Jamie: Nice....we got them all.

Coop: I got them all....

Jamie: Whatever...

Coop: Now let's go make sure the girls are ok!!! *Megas flies up and heads to their location*

*Meanwhile back at the North Pole Area we see Megas 2 and Evil Santa's mech grapple and they exchange blows and punche each other, Megas 2 gives Evil Santa's mech a body slam followed by and elbow drop, then Evil Satna gets back up and sweeps Megas 2 down, then Evil Santa grabs Megas 2 and rips an arm off*

Jenna: I JUST HAD MEGAS POLISHED!!!!

Evil Santa: You fat simpleminded fool!!! You could never defeat the all powerful santa! Now I'll go and destroy this dimensions santa and bring a whole new meaning to the world terror!!! *All of a sudden Megas comes by and tackles Evil Santa's mech*

Coop: That's for harming my girlfriend!!! *Megas goes to Megas 2 and notices the arm* Jenna you ok?

Jenna: I've had better days.

Coop: Don't worry...I'll help you. *Takes the arm and puts it back in place then using the healing move Coop used in "Twisted Megas" he heals Megas 2's arm*

Jenna: Thanks Coop.

Coop: Don't mention. Now that that's taken care of. Let's get back to more important matters! This skinny metal eyed freak of a santa thinks he can come to my dimension, try to destroy my santa and ruin our christmas! I don't think so!!! Let's finish him off quickly!!!!

*Both Megas and Megas 2 merge to become Megas Surpreme, this causes Evil Santa to get sad for he cannot win*

Evil Santa: Oh...*Megas Surpreme gives Evil Santa a super uppercut and then fires a dimensional beam sending him away to another dimension Megas Surpreme then moves his hands singling a job well done*

Coop: Well that takes care of that.

Kiva: Well dispite some damage taken, we did ok. We saved christmas.

Jamie: Speaking of which...look!!!

*All of a sudden we see Santa Claus, the real santa claus fly by with his raindeer as he goes to deliver presents to kids*

Santa: *Voice actor is Billy West* HO HO HO!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!

Coop: Let's go home and open up presents what do you say guys!?

Jamie: I'm in.

Girls: *Nod*

*They all speed back home*

*We are now in Coop's basement, Jenna sees her massage chair and she then hugs Coop and snuggles him*

Jenna: Oh Coop! It's what I wanted!!! I love you!!!! *Kiss*

*Coop blushes happily*

Jenna: *Sweetly* I got you something too hun...*Gives Coop a present and Coop opens it*

Coop: Awesome!!! A brand new wrestling mask!!! I love it!!! *Kisses her*

Kiva: Uh Jamie? What is this again?

Jamie: It's called a Mp3 player....you can play music on it. Sheesh doesn't the future have those things?

Kiva: No.

Jamie: Figures....

Racheal: So Jamie....what did you get me for Chanunka?

Jamie: Uh....*The doorbell rings* Uh....I wonder what that could be?

*They go upstairs and it's Berniece*

Berniece: Hey there...is Racheal Harrison here?

Racheal: That's me. Hey your....

Berniece: Your boyfriend has something for you. I believe this bra belongs to you. *Gives it to Racheal*

*Racheal looks at Jamie*

Jamie: Merry Christmas uh er...chanuka Racheal.

Racheal: *Jumps on Jamie and kisses him passionatly*

Coop: Wow....looks like we all got what we wanted this year.

Kiva: Coop....not to spoil the mood but....where do you think we sent that other Santa?

Coop: Who knows...and who cares! Let's just enjoy the rest of the holidays. *Jenna leans on Coop and kisses him and they snuggle*

End Credits: *We see Evil Santa was sent to the lurp dimension and he confronts Evil Coop and Evil Kiva, Evil Santa then smiles happily and gives Evil Coop a present. It's a dimensional portal that will take them all out of there and they use it and leave*

The end.

Xerroo

12-22-2005, 09:40 PM

Twas the Smashfest Before Xmas.

Notes:
1: Villians: Evil Santa
2: This episode is similar to Futurama's christmas episode.
3: Jyulia is a host on Fuse's Metal Asylum
4: We learn Racheal is Jewish
5: A POP TV space station is destroyed this episode
6: The title is a spoof of "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
7: It seems now that A.Jamie is dating A.Jenna since they both don't have others A.Racheal died and A.Coop is well....Evil.
8: Evil Coop escapes the lurp dimension with the help of Evil Santa.
9: The Evil Santa is a cyborg and is skinny.
10: Evil Santa's slegh when it transforms looks like Galvatron.
11: The bike A.Jenna was riding looks alot like the Ride Cheval from X8 the Barius.

JTX

12-22-2005, 11:01 PM

Cool i'm first!

Alt. Jamie looks like he's turning into normal Jamie again because of not bothering where Evil Santa had gone. I know he wanted to save Jenna and the rest but at least he whould've cared where Evil Santa had gone so he cannot cause any trouble.

Racheal had some funny quotes, more when she says she's jewish. And the fights where really entertaning, nice job.

King_of_doom

12-23-2005, 09:31 AM

That was a cool episode, i like the part of the Evil Santa and how the guys where fighting with him. And probably we will see Evil Coop again.....probably

Anyways, It's awesome work.

Darth-geister

12-23-2005, 12:26 PM

Very funny episode indeed and i agree with JTX about Racheal being Jewish.

Oni0

12-25-2005, 06:38 PM

It's not like your episode of How the Glorft Stole Chirstmas but it got some good moments. i really liked the fight with the raindeers and Santa looking very evil was well.

Xerroo

12-27-2005, 03:46 PM

Substitute teacher

*The episode begins in Area 50 and we see a man who looks alot like Agent Bishop from the Mirage comics TMNT as he starts hacking into a computer and gathers information on robots but he finds what he's looking for. files on Megas and Megas 2*

Stark: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Heheheh....perfect. All the information I need to complete my master plan is right here....*We hear banging and then someone kicks the door down then we see tons of guards come in and aim their weapons at Stark then the General comes in*

General: Agent Stark....you are under arrest for stealing top secret information. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you. Just exactly what were you thinking trying to steal these documents of the Megas program!?

Stark: Fool! Do you really think you can emulate the power of the robots known as Megas!? I've told you time and time again that the only way to create perfect replicas of these robots is to learn from the pilots themselves! But you constantly ignore me!! So now I'm gonna do things my way even if it means having to defect this crummy organization to do so!!!

General: You aren't going anywhere stark. You are surrounded by my men. Any sudden moves and you'll be swiss cheese!

Stark: I beg to differ. *Throws up a ball and from it emits a bright light and blinds everyone but him, then we see Agent Start escape through a window and run out, the light emits and everyone looks for Agent Stark*

General: Where did he go!? *Presses a button and klaxons go off and we see people running and searching for agent stark, meanwhile we see stark running towards the fence carrying a suitcase containing the documents of the Megas program. We then see search lights spot Stark and men start to fire at him but he runs away then we see mechs that look like GUN mechs from Shadow the Hedgehog and other Sonic games come and attack the man, some fire machine gun blasts and stuff then one fires a missile at the man but the man puts up a suitcase and it hits it causing it to explode but it doesn't harm Stark or the suitcase, then we see Stark climb the fence but as he does they fire on him using every weapon they have, so Stark turns the suitcase into a backpack and the blasts hit the case instead protecting him, as he gets to the top there is barbed wire on top so his watch turns into a blade and he cuts the wire and he climbs over and runs then uses a jetpack and flies away where he later during morning around 6AM lands in Jersey City*

Stark: HehehehehHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Yes! Now that I have *Opens the suitcase containing documents of Megas and Megas 2 as well as the pilots, lifestyles, friends, enemies, family etc* everything I need here. I'll be able to create perfect copies of these robots. But if I want to truely make perfect replicas, I'll need to know more about the pilots. But how....*Then he sees a school bus pull up to St.Pyronski's elementry and we see Skippy and Stephanie get out and go to class, this causes STark to reopen the suitcase and he sees pictures of Skippy and Stephanie.* Excellent.....I'll get to the pilots through their family members. Heheh...heheheh....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Nerd: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Uh....who are you laughing at?

*Stark does one of these >_> <_< then elbows the kid in the face breaking his glasses*

Nerd: Ow!!! My glasses!!!

*Stark heads into the building*

Title theme plays

Substitue teacher.

*We now see Stark through the halls and and goes to the main office where we see an old woman at the counter*

Old woman: *Voice actor is Merryam Flynn* Can I help you?

Stark: Uh yes...I'm looking for this boy. *Shows a picture of Skippy*

Old woman: Hmm....oh that kid....he usually comes in here for trouble he causes. You could stay here and wait...

Stark: Uh well....I would rather appreciate it if you could maybe....direct me to the classroom.

Old woman: Room 212. Just down the hall. You can't miss it.

Stark: Thanks. *Walks out, we then see Stark head towards the classroom but notices the teacher coming the other way*

Mr.Frashen: Ugh...another day, another day of having to deal with that Cooplowski fellow. I swear why can't they be behaved. I had bad enough heat from his cousin now I have to deal it with him. *All of a sudden we see Stark grab Mr.Frashen* Hey what the!? *He then uses cloroform and puts him to sleep and throws him into the janitors closet*

Stark: Sorry old man but I need you out of the picture. *Puts on his tie and walks out*

*Meanwhile in the classroom we see see all the kids just chatting and stuff and we see one of the boys throw a spitball at another kid and we see Skippy, Tommy, and Stephanie just talking*

Skippy: So guys, what kind of tomfoolery should I envoke upon Mr.Frashen today. I compiled a very long list and figured I'd share it with my chums.

Tommy: *Looks at the list* Hmm....very well done Skippy.

Stephanie: Not to be rude or anything Skippy but don't you think it's a bit immature to keep playing these pranks on Mr.Frashen. I mean he's a nervous wreck.

Skippy: I know...but we always get a great reaction when he freaks out. It's like the others expect me to pull a prank on him. And I can't exactly let down my fellow peers now can I.

Stephanie: *Laughs* I guess not. I like when my sister tells me of the stuff Coop did when they were little.

*Flashback*

*We see and older classroom and we see Jamie, Coop , Jenna, Racheal and other people. Coop and Jenna are skinny and they are sitting and we see Mr.Frashen come in and he sits down and we hear a poot as he sits, there is a farting device in the chair cushion and he can't see it as it constantly farts and everyone is laughing hard*

Coop: *Voice actor is Andrew Lawerence* Hey Teacher! He who smelt it dealt it!!!! *Laughs out loud*

*Back to reality*

Skippy: Yeah...so now you know why I have to prank him. I must live up to my cousin and be just like him.

Tommy: Hey the door's openning he must be coming!!!!

*They all settle down and in comes Mr.Stark Skippy is a bit surprised and all but he doesn't care*

Skippy: Hey...looks like I finally made ol high pants crack...

Tommy: Heheh.

Mr.Stark: *Ahem* Yes....greetings children. My name is Mr.Stark. I shall be your substitute teacher for today. Your teacher....um....er....*Runs out and everyone looks at each other then we see Mr.Stark go back into the janitor's closet and steal Mr.Frashen's wallet then come back* Yes...Mr.*Reading the ID* Frashen is feeling sick so I will be taking charge for today's lesson. Now does anyone have any questions before we begin?

Billy: Yeah...how come you have Mr.Frashen's wallet?

Mr.Stark: Uh....well...he gave it to me.....

Nick: *Voice actor is Tara Strong* Why would he give you his wallet?

Mr.Stark: Well.....anyways today's lesson plan for today is...uh...*To himself* what is today's lesson plan? You know what? I'm gonna be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. *Runs out again and goes back into the janitor's closet and steals Mr.Frashen's book then walks out, meanwhile we see the Janitor go inside and see Mr.Frashen*

Janitor: *Voice actor is David Herman* Partied too hard eh? *Grabs a mop*

*Back at the classroom we see Skippy insert the same farting device in the seat cushion of the teachers chair and then sits back down with Stephanie and the other kids giggling, the teacher comes back in and stuff*

Mr.Stark: Ok now where were we? Oh yes! *As he sits down the device goes off and we hear a loud fart and the kids start to snicker and the teacher doesn't make a reaction at all* Well...as I was saying...today we will begin our lesson plan with biology and under standing the concept of *FFFFRRRRTTT!!!!!!*

Skippy: How farts of made!? *Everyone laughs*

Mr.Stark: Very funny Mr.Cooplowski. Now if I can continue we shall begin our lesson with *FFFFFRRRRTTTTT!!!!!* Ok I'm just gonna write on the board here about how the mitosis proccess is made. *He goes and writes on the board, meanwhile Skippy crumples up a piece of paper and throws it at Mr.Stark but he catches it and everyone is surprised* You are going to have to do better than that Mr.Cooplowski if you want to get on my nerves. Perhaps maybe talking to you after class will be a good idea so we can get acquianted.

*Skippy looks totally surprised*

Tommy: Cooooool......*Skippy looks at Tommy* Uh I mean....who didn't see that coming!?

*The bell rings*

Mr.Stark: Ok class...thats the bell. You kids go off to your gym class. I'm going to just take some notes.

*All the kids leave and stuff leaving Mr.Stark in the room*

Stark: Ah now that they are gone I can find out a bit more information on the older ones who pilot the robots. *Opens the suitcase and pulls out files on them* They did afterall go to this school.

*We see Stark going around and asking people questions about Coop and others*

Janitor: Yeah I know that kid....he had quite an appitite. Some girl around his age also had the same kind of appitite. That boy was always a bit of a trouble maker but the girl thought he was funny.

Stark: Any thing about a giant robot come to mind with him?

Janitor: Not really. But now that you mention it there have been giant robots around. They destroy the school from time to time.

*Flashback*

1: From "Test Drive" we see Megas blow up the school with the kids go YAY!!!

2: From "Love at First Fight" we see Megas 2 slam Megas into the school with the kids going Yay!!! again.

3: "I Skippy" we see Gigas emerge from the school destroying it and the kids go Yay once more.

4: From Interlude with a Bioloid we see Boxox fall onto the school and the kids go YAY!!! once again

*Back to reality*

Mr.Stark: Uh...thanks...

*Meanwhile at Gym we see the kids playing volley ball and on one side we see Skippy and Stephanie on a team with 2 other unnamed guys and on the other side is Tommy and 3 other kids*

Billy: Pass it here!!!! *The ball goes to billy and he sets it and Tommy puts it up over and Skippy digs it to Stephanie who spikes it hitting Little Tommy in the face*

Skippy: Nice....

Stephanie: Tommy! Are you ok!?

Tommy: That was.....Cooooooolllll!!!!!!

*We now see Mr.Stark in the cafeteria as he talks to the lunch lady*

Lunch Lady: *Voice actor is Jennifer Hale with a southern accent* Hun...that boy has an appitite bigger than most people! That kid spends about 50 dollars a day eating all my food. Not only that but some girl was fasinated by this and did the same. I tell you they can eat alot. I hear they are going out now.

*Flashbacks*

1: Coop making his huge sandwhich in "S-Force SOS"

2: Kiva and Jamie carrying a ton of food for Coop in "Terminate her"

3: Jenna sitting down with a huge tray of food in "S.S Warlock"

4: Coop stuffing the turkey in "Thanksgiving Throwdown"

5: Jenna stuffing her face in "The Cronicles of Megas"

*Back to reality*

Stark: Uh yeah....anything about giant robots that I can connect them with?

Lunch Lady: Well now that you mention it...there has been talk of giant robots around here. There are two of em. They cause alot of destruction too!

*Flashbacks*

1: Coop destroying the DMV in "DMV: Department of Megas Violations"

2: Megas using a steel chair to hit a robot in "The Return"

3: Megas Omega tearing apart Alpha in Ultrabot Z

4: Megas smashing REGIS in "All I wanted was a slushie"

*Back to reality*

Stark: Interesting.....

Lunch Lady: Want a pizza slice?

Stark: No thank you. I have other things to do.

*Meanwhile at the other side of the cafeteria we see Skippy and the other kids come down to eat, Skippy has a ton of food and so does Stephanie*

Stephanie: Wow Skippy...that's 3 more slices than you usually get. Looks like we both did the same.

Skippy: Yeah. I love cafeteria food.

Tommy: Dude...where do you guys put it all?

Billy: Hey Skippy. Think you can eat my tuna fish sandwhich?

Mary: *Voice actor is Racheal McFarlane* I'll give you my Candy bar Stephanie.

Skippy: Sure thing.

Stephanie: No problem.

Tommy: Here is an extra slice of pizza for the two of you.

Both kids: Thanks.

*Meanwhile we see Mr.Stark talking to the Gym Teacher*

Gym Teacher: *Voice actor is Clancy Brown* Harold!? He was a strong man! He was as strong as he was fat!!! Thanks to him we won two football championships!!! I probably would of won a thrid if I could of gotten his friend to join...what was her name....Jenna was it! Yeah. Too bad girls aren't allowed to play football! She would of knocked their socks off!!! Boy I tell you! Those two were really strong!!!

*Flashbacks*

1: Coop beats the piss out of Gorrath in "Tag Team"

2: Coop jumps on a robot and gives him the leglock in "Gladiator"

3: Jenna smacks 3 thugs using a mechanical singing fish in "Rock and Rool"

4: Jenna beats the piss out of pirates in "S.S Warlock"

*Back to reality*

Mr.Stark: Uh yeah...this doesn't really help anything. Perhaps you can tell me about the robots they pilot. Would you by chance know anything about them?

Gym Teacher: All I know is that they can be found mostly at the Junkyard. Coop does alot of work on that thing from time to time.

Mr.Stark: *We see his glasses shine a bit and he grins evily* Excellent....That's all I needed to hear.

*He walks away writing some notes down*

*Meanwhile we see Skippy and the guys walking back to class*

Skippy: You know...I still don't get how that teacher knew I was going to throw that ball at him.

Stephanie: Maybe he's got cat like reflexes or something.

Tommy: Or maybe he's a secret government agent working for Area 50 who came here to get info on your cousins robot.

*They all look at each other then start laughing but then Skippy gets a boik*

Skippy: *BOIk!* My Frashen sense is tingling!

*We see Skippy open up the Janitor's closet and they see Mr.Frashen in there who is awake but very groggy*

Kids: Mr.Frashen?

Mr.Frashen: Skipp...py is that you? What did you do to me know?

Tommy: What is he doing here.

Skippy: I don't know...but I bet Mr.Stark has something to do with it! Tommy you get him to the nurse's office! I have to see what Mr.Stark is up to!!! Let's go Stephanie!!!

Stephanie: Right!!! *They both head back to the classroom*

*Meanwhile inside we see Mr.Stark on the phone with someone*

Mr.Stark: *Acting as Jamie* So Coop....you gonna be by the junkyard today fixing up Megas? Good....say can you bring yourgirlfriend with you. Why? Cause I know if she comes she'll bring Racheal. Yeah that's the ticket. Where am I right now? I'm just doing some errands. I'll meet you at the junkyard later ok. Take care Coop. *Hangs up and is now at normal voice* Excellent. Now all I have to do is incapacitate them and extract their brains so I can use their data to build my own army of Megases...*Takes his suitcase and gets up and proceeds to walk out the door but then Skippy and STephanie come in with the other students*

Skippy: Hey Mr.Stark. Where are you going?

Mr.Stark: Listen class...something came up. I'm gonna let you go a bit early today.

Stephanie: But it's only 12. We don't get out till 2:10.

Mr.Stark: A major emergency just came up and so I really must be going.

Skippy: But you can't leave yet. You have to fill out the evacuation form. In triplicate. Steph. Can you go to the principal's office and get the forms for our good man to sign so we can leave early?

Stephanie: Sure thing. *She leaves*

Mr.Stark: This won't take long will it?

Skippy: No sir...not long at all. I mean it all depends if you filled out the substitue forms as well.

Mr.Stark: Uh...I don't believe I did fill those out.

Skippy: Oh well then it will be just a little longer.

*Stephanie comes back with huge amounts of paper*

STephanie: Here you go! *Drops them down*

Mr.Stark: Uh...do I really have to do all this? I'm in a rush and...

Skippy: You know the rules. You don't want to get into trouble or anything right?

Mr.Stark: Very well......*He starts filling out the forms then Little Tommy comes by the door and he looks at Skippy and Skippy gives him a signal*

Tommy: HEY EVERYONE! I FOUND MR.FRASHEN! He's in the nurses office!

*Just then Mr.Stark starts to sweat and everyone starts to go to the nurse and this is when Mr.Stark makes his exit*

Skippy: Looks like he's making a break for it. Shall we give chase?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

*Skippy presses a button on his watch and we see teh Gigas come up from the school destroying it*

Kids: YAY!!!!!

*Skippy and Stephanie get into the Gigas and they start following Mr.Stark who by the way steals a van and rides it to the junkyard*

Mr.Stark: Excellent! That little distraction was the perfect thing I needed to get to the junkyard and find Coop and his girlfriend. Then I'll kidnap them, extract their brains and put the data into androids who will help me build perfect replicas of Megas! Then I'll show those idiots at Area 50 just how serious I am!!!! *All of a sudden Gigas lands on the road* What the!? *Mr.Stark swerves out and turns around and Gigas picks him up*

Skippy: Where do you think you're going!?

Mr.Stark: Hey....your that kid!!! LOOK GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!

Stephanie: Not until you tell us why you put Mr.Frashen to sleep and took over the class!

Mr.Stark: Foolish boy!!! You wouldn't under stand!!! Now move or else!!!

Skippy: I don't think so. *Flicks the van as it lands on a building smashing the van to pieces, we then see the back doors open and out comes Mr.Stark who is unharmed*

Mr.Stark: You just made a big mistake pal!!! One you are going to regret!!! *Takes his suitcase and it turns into a giant mech who looks like a giant metal version of Mr.Stark*

Skippy: Woah....cool hardware.

*The Metal version of Stark goes to punch Gigas but the Gigas jumps out of the way then fires down a electrobal at the mech but it smacks it out of the way then the Metal Stark fires eye beams at the Gigas hitting him and knocking him into a building, then Gigas gets back up and fires shots from the shoulder cannon but Metal Stark dodges them and he tackles Gigas*

Mr.Stark: You shouldn't of interfered kid! You should of just stayed out of my way!!!

Skippy: Tell me why you knocked out Mr.Frashen!!!

Mr.Stark: If you must know! *Knees Gigas a few times then throws him down* I wanted to find out more about your cousin and your friends sister! So I could take their brains and use their knowlege of robotics to create replicas of their robots!!! *Punches Gigas in the chest but then Gigas gets back up*

Skippy: Dude...that's just wierd.

*Metal Stark fires a rocket fist at Gigas and punches him landing in the junkyard where we see Coop working on Megas with Jenna by him they both stop and see Gigas down and Gigas gets back up, Skippy sees Coop*

Skippy: Hey Coop!!! Some crazy guy wants your brain! I'm fighting him right now!!! *Goes back to the battle, meanwhile Coop and Jen shrug and work on Megas*

*Gigas and Stark Grapple some more and Gigas fires his cannon at Stark blasting him back, then Stark gets up and opens his hands and fires missiles at Gigas but Gigas fires at the missiles blowing them up, a smoke cloud appears and both Skippy and Stephanie can't see anything but Mr.Stark shows up and uppercuts Gigas and then slams him down*

Mr.Stark: Fool! You are out of your leauge! You can't beat me. But I must say your robot is quite advanced! Perhaps I can extract your brain and build models of your robot as well!!!!

Skippy: Extract this!!! *Gigas fires his cannon at Mr.Stark and he gets blasted back and then knocked into a building and then Gigas gets back up*

Mr.Stark: Last waring kid! Get out of my way or else!

Skippy: No you listen here you....meh I can't do it Stephanie. Can you do it for me?

Stephanie: Sure thing. *Ahem* All right you lying brain extracting Area 50 reject! You try to kill our teacher.

Mr.Stark: Uh for your information I was only putting him to sleep.

Stephanie: Extract our relitives brains and smash by friend's robot!!!! How was that!?

Skippy: Not bad. And now I'm gonna smash you!!!

*We then see all the other students watch on*

Tommy: Smash em up!!!!!

*Gigas goes and starts pummeling Metal Stark many times, then he picks him up charges up his cannon and fires round after round of blasts at Metal Stark keeping him high up into the air, then Gigas jumps into the air and grabs Metal Stark and throws him up higher then fires a super powerful shot that sends Metal Stark over the horizon, the kids cheer,meanwhile in Area 50 we see people walking around then we see Stark who is back to normal land by them and we see many guns and stuff aimed at Stark who looks up and sees he is back in Area 50*

Stark: I hate my life....*Collapses*

*We are now in Jersey City and we see the kids walking home from school*

Skippy: Well I didn't get to have fun with Mr.Frashen but I still did have fun today.

Tommy: Yeah. You beat up some government agent and saved the world.

Stephanie: And my sister and your cusion!

Skippy: And you know what the best part of it is?

Stephanie/Tommy: What?

Skippy: We won't be having school for a while with it being destroyed and all!!!!

*They all start laughing as they walk into the city*

End Credits: *The janitor cleaning up the remains of the school*

The end

Xerroo

12-30-2005, 02:03 PM

Substitue teacher is finished.

Notes
1: Villans: Agent Stark
2: Agent Stark looks like Agent Bishop from the MIRAGE COMICS OF TMNT
3: Nothing POP TV related was destroyed this episdoe
4: We learn the Jersey City Middle School team is the Jersey City Spartans
5: Skippy is a class clown
6: We learn Jenna got her eating skills from Coop by watching him eat and was fasinated by this.
7: It would seem that they started gaining weight by 7th grade because that's when puberty hits and stuff
8: Coop was very strong as a child
9: Another flashback episode using previous episodes
10: Why didn't Mr.Stark just go to Coop's house?
11: Metal Stark is alot like Mecha Smith from the Matrix: Path of Neo game.

King_of_doom

12-30-2005, 02:24 PM

That was cool the episode, the idea is from the Fairly Odd Parents/Danny Phantom crossover, right?

Metal Stark reminds me of Mecha Smith from the game path of Neo, anyway nice job.

Darth-geister

12-30-2005, 05:02 PM

I like it! I like when Stark was interrogating all the people from the school who knows Coop and the rest when they where there and how they where explaining what they did and the transformation of Stark was cool.

JTX

12-31-2005, 12:03 AM

Nice, now you have your own agent. I like that Stark is obsess on making his own Megas.......it could work for a season finally but of all of this nice work you got.

Xerroo

01-02-2006, 01:23 PM

Future Rock

*The episode begins in the year 41XX and we are at a giant space station that looks like Eurasia from "MegaMan X5" and we see there is a giant space laser on it that looks like the Ultimate Planet Destroyer from the episode "TV Dinner" Inside we see many bioloids who look like sniper joe's working the control and then we see a tiny bioloid who looks like a Servebot from "MegaMan Legends walk up to a bigger bioloid who looks like Juno from "MegaMan Legends" and he's holding a chart.*

Assistant: *Voice actor is Billy West* Sir! The Psychosis cannon is at 90% power and still charging.

Lunos: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Excellent....soon when the cannon reaches full power. I'll destroy every disobayer on Earth!!!! Even if I have to destroy the planet in the process!!!

Assistant: I don't mean to be rude sir but don't you think this is taking it way to far?

Lunos: The Disobayer Stoppers have failed to stop the rebellion of those bioloids. Now we do things my way. How much longer till the cannon reaches full power!

Assistant: 5 minutes sir.

Lunos: Excellent....nothing can stop me now!!! *All of a sudden we hear klaxons go off* What the!? What's going on!?

Assistant: *With >_< eyes* We have a breech sir! There are intruders about!!!!

Lunos: What!? No!! Monitor on!!! *A monitor shows up and we see Ultrabot Z and Uno fighting bioloids in a hall way, we see Ultrabot Z charge up a shot and fire it at some bioloids blowing them up then we see Uno slashing some with his U-Saber* Those pesky disobayer stoppers!!! Stop them at all costs! Send out every one we have!!!

Assistant: Sir we don't have any more!!! They have broken through all the defenses! It's *BANG!!!* All of a sudden we see Ultrabot Z and Uno enter the control room*

Lunos: Ultrabot Z and Uno....why am I not surprised? I guess Cygnus sent you cause you two were the only bioloids capible enough of stopping me eh?

Ultrabot Z: *Aims his buster* Are you crazy Lunos! Destroying disobayers with this cannon will not only destroy them but the world as well! There has to be a different way than resorting to this!

Lunos: It's a small price to pay for ridding the Earth of those disobayers! You tried many times but always failed. When one war finishes another one starts. Don't you see the Earth was doomed from the very beginning!? Might as well put it out of it's misery before humans and bioloids suffer more!!!

Uno: Not if we have anything to say about it! *Draws out his U-Saber and stabs the control panel*

Lunos: No!!!!!! *A small explosion is heard and we see Lunos get blasted back a bit but he's ok* Mmmmm....Assistant report!

Assistant: *With >_< eyes again* The computer is damaged and we lost all power in the canon! It will take 48 hours to recharge!!!

Lunos: Hmph! You may have delayed me again Uno but you won't get out of here alive this time!!!! *Lunos fires a barrage of machine gun fire at both bioloids and they hide behind a panel, meanwhile Ultrabot Z contacts Cygnus*

Ultrabot Z: Pull us out now!!! We delayed the cannon from firing!!!

*Both Ultrabot Z and Uno teleport out of there and no harm is done to them*

Lunos: Curses!!! Is the canon still functional!?

Assistant: Yes but the cannon lost power and the control panel is damaged. We can fix it but it will take a while.

Lunos: Get to work immediatly!!! I won't let those disobayer stoppers mess up anymore than they already have!!!!

*Meanwhile back at DSHQ we see both Ultrabot Z and Uno teleport back, we then see a bioloid girl who looks like Iris from "MegaMan X4 go and hug Uno"

Alis: *Voice actor is Michelle Ruff* Uno you're ok!!!

Uno: Relax Alis. I would be fine.

Ilia: *Ilia looks like Alia from "MegaMan X8" Ultrabot. Did you guys defeat Lunos?

Uno: Well...we did manage to delay him from attacking Earth. But he's still alive. We don't have much time!!! We have to go back to finish the job!

Cygnus: *Cygnus looks like Signas and is voiced by Richard McGongle* No way. You guys need to rest. We'll make plans of a new method of attack tomorrow.

Ultrabot Z: Hmm......I think I have an idea of how we can stop him. *Grins at Cygnus and Cygnus realizes what he's up too*

Cygnus: NO WAY! Absolutly not! We can't just put a human in danger!!! It's out of the question!

Ultrabot Z: We don't have time to argue. And he's our only hope! He'll be the edge we need to stop Lunos from making a terrible mistake.

Cygnus: Hmm....I don't know if Dr.Cooplowski will approve!

Ultrabot Z: We'll cross that bridge when the time comes!!! Now we have to get him. We'll be back.

Cygnus: Wait!!! *They run off* *Sigh* I hope he knows what he's doing.

Ilia: I'm sure he knows. He's never let us down before. We can only trust him.

Cygnus: For all our sakes....he better be right about this.

*Title theme plays*

Future Shock

*We are now in Jersey City and we are at Coop's front yard where we see Coop and Jamie playing a game on their PSP's and they a playing a shooter game and we hear the music play and at time Coop goes "Bew!!!" as if he was making the sound of gun fire then we see Jamie making sounds of "Neeearrrouuu!!!" Like if he was an engine and we see that Coop has a higher score and then Coop's ship hits Jamie again and Jamie's ship explodes and Coop's screen says "A winner is you!!!"*

Coop: Ha ha ha ha!!!! Looks like I win again Jamie.

Jamie: Man this stinks! You always win!!!

Coop: Sorry Jamie....but I'm just better than you. You could never beat me at this game. Or any game we ever play.

Jamie: Oh yeah! Well it's time to get serious!!! Let's go!! *Takes off his shirt*

Coop: Uh....Jamie what are you doing?

Jamie: Let's sumo wrestle right now!!!! Come on!!!

Coop: *Stares at Jamie* You're joking right? You do realize that I'm much bigger than you. And stronger.

Jamie: *Gets into sumo stance* I can take you on!!! Just watch me! *Runs up to Coop and tries to push him but Coop doesn't budge. Coop looks at Jamie, then at us, then at Jamie again who still can't make Coop budge* That's it Coop....You are going down!!! *Coop sighs and gets out his PSP and plays while Jamie makes a fool of himself and he eventually tires out* *Pant* *Pant*

Coop: You done yet?

Jamie: *Wheese* Yeah....

Coop: Good. *Shuts his PSP* Come on. Let's go to the Speedymart and get some car wax. I need to give the car a new shine. *As they get into the car a portal appears in front of them and out comes Ultrabot Z and Uno*

Jamie: Oh great....just what we need....another visit from the future again.

Coop: Hey guys? What's up? You wanna hang?

Uno: We need your help once again Coop.

Coop: What is it this time? More disobayers?

Ultrabot Z: We can explain everything to you on the way. Can you please help us?

Coop: *Thinks about it and then Jamie says something*

Jamie: *Whispering* Coop...say we're busy!

Coop: Well technically I'm not busy so sure. Why not.

Jamie: Coop what are you doing!?

Coop: Shut it Jamie. Yeah we're in.

Ultrabot Z: Good we don't have time to waste! *Presses a button and a portal shows up in front of them, they all get into the car, back up into the garage and Megas comes out and they go into the portal and it shuts*

*They are now transwarped to the year 41XX which looks a heck of alot nicer since "Ultrabot Zeo"*

Coop: Wow! What a ride!!!

Jamie: *About to hurl* Time travel.....always makes me sick. *Pukes out the car*

Coop: Did ja da dude!!! You got it all over the car!!!

Jamie: Sorry Coop....

*They see the future and it looks awesome. Giant buildings and roads with hovercars and humans and bioloids walking and stuff and we see people getting food from a food particlizer and it's a cheeseburger and they eat it*

Jamie: Woah.....so this is the real future? Nice....

Coop: Wasn't everything all like....destroyed and all?

Ultrabot Z: In the time that you left we did alot of work fixing the place. Now it's as good as new.

Jamie: *Sees 2 sexy bioloid chicks walk talking to each other* Nice.....dude. They have robot chicks in the future!!!!

Uno: Look as much as this is all too much to take in. I think we have more serious matters to attend too.

Jamie: *With his jaw dropping* Uh....Coop. You might wanna take a look at this....

*They see a giant statue of Coop in the city and we see stuff hovering and Coop is all surprised*

Coop: Is....that me? *Megas goes up to the statue and touches it and a chip of it falls down destroying a POP TV hoverad* Uh...heheh sorry.

Ultrabot Z: Yes it's you.....this statue was erected of you 1000 years ago. When you saved the Earth from aliens.

Coop: You hear that Jamie! We beat the squids!!!

Jamie: Nice....*Does pose thingy with Coop*

Ultrabot Z: You may not realize it but everything you see here is because of you. It fact...if it wasn't for you, then I would of never of been built.

Coop: Get out!!!

Ultrabot Z: According to chrono records.....you become a multi-billionare. And you funded the money to Dr.Bright so he could create me.

Jamie: Dude!!! YOU GET LOADED!!!!!

Ultrabot Z: It's all because of you and your lovely wife who opened up a diner. It was so popular that you created a franchise. It's still operational today. *We see a resturant that looks like a night club and it says "Gearhead"*

Coop: Wait!!! I get married too!? Awesome. The future rocks!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Uno: Look we have to go now. I'll teleport us to Disobayer Stopper HQ. *Does so and they dissapear, then reappear outside DSHQ, they get out and go back in*

*They enter the briefing room*

Ultrabot Z: We're back. And we brought help.

Cygnus: Ultrabot Z. I still think this is too risky. Not only are you putting humans in danger but if this fails then we're all doomed!

Jamie: *To Uno* I guess he's the "Kiva" of the team.

*Uno nods*

Ilia: Ultrabot. We got information that Lunos is working on repairs of the psycosis cannon. It will be ready in 24 hours. Do you think you and your allies can stop him.

Coop: You kiddin? This is Coop you are talking to. There ain't no chump past, present, or future who can stop me.

Jamie: Hey....maybe after Coop and I save the world maybe you and I can go see a movie?

Ilia: Uh....I don't date humans.

Cygnus: On top of that, Lunos also updated the securty system so we can't teleport you directly into the station. You are gonna have to go from here.

Coop: Ah. A good ol fashion storm and crash the base. I like it. Hey why don't we just blow up the thing. I can do it in 5 seconds.

Ultrabot Z: No! Under no circumstances can you do that. The Ulyslum space station is powered by a super neo fission sun reactor. If you blow up the station the resulting blast is big enough to destroy the solar system as well!!!!

Coop: Oh.....well...that's not fun now is it. Well I can still destroy the cannon thing right?

Uno: If it were only that easy. The cannon is connected to the main core. So if we want to blow up the station safely we have to shut down the core first.

Coop: You know....I wonder what bonehead would create such a thing like that.

???: *Voice actor is David Deluise and sounds old* That would be me.....

*Everyone turns around and they see a really old version of Coop with a cane....except it's not Coop.*

Jamie: Ok....I am officially freaked out beyond all belief!!!!

Ultrabot Z: Dr.Cooplowski! You should be resting!

Dr.Cooplowski: I can't rest with all you guys jabbering about the end of the world. *Sigh* Besides...I feel I am to blame for all this. If I never found you and mass produced all of these bioloids who then rebelled and everything that led up to this....we would of been safe.

Jamie: *To Coop* Even 2000 years after you die....it's still your fault.

Coop: Is.....that me!?

Dr.Cooplowski: Well now...who is this fine young looking lad. My he has alot of meat on his bones? He looks like me.

Uno: Coop....this is your decendant. He's the one who found Ultrabot Z and activated him.

Coop: Wow....

Ultrabot Z: Look we have to hurry now. Here is the plan. We all board Megas and head for the weapon, we can attack the back of it which holds the security system, when it's shut down then we can re-enter the base and try and shut down the core. Then Coop you can do whatever you want to the sattilite. Just destroy it ok.

Coop: Got you.

Jamie: Uh....I have one question though. If Coop dies....then does that mean all this awesome stuff vanishes?

*Everyone nods*

Coop: *Gulp* I guess I better not die then.

*They all board Megas, Coop, Jamie, Ultrabot and Uno*

Dr.Cooplowski: Good luck!!! And don't die so I don't exist!!!

Coop: *Waving back* Just what I need....pressure. *Megas powers up and flies into space, meanwhile we see the space weapon and inside the bioloids are working the controls*

Lunos: How much longer till it's ready to charge up?

Assistant: At least 20 hours sir.

Lunos: Hmmm...at least this time those meddling disobayer stoppers won't be able to stop me this time. They won't be able to teleport themselves inside directly and with the securty system set up they won't even get close from the outside!

Assistant: *With ^_^ eyes* Seems to me that your plan is flawless sir?

Lunos: Ah yes...that it is. Monitor on!!! *We see Earth on the monitor* Ah Earth.....such a beautiful planet. So full of life, wonder, and mystery. It's a shame it's going to blow up. I guess it's true what they say then isn't it? That the planet's demise will come about by humanity itself. By the very weapon they made. I guess it was meant to be this way then. *They see a tiny gleam of light* Hmm??? What's this. Magnify!!! *They see Megas approach the space weapon* Hmph....so they think they can try again. Scan the robot!!!! *The ship scans it via the camera and they learn that a human is piloting it* What the!? They are sending a human to stop me!?

Assistant: I guess they think you can't harm him since he's human.

Lunos: Well if I'm going to destroy the Earth then it doesn't matter if I harm this human or not! Activate the defenses and make sure that thing doesn't get near!!!

Assistant: Yes sir!!! *Outside we see many mechs that look like The Large-Sized Sharukurusu from "MegaMan Legends 1" and GARUDORITEN bots also from Legends come out from the ship and head towards Megas, meanwhile we see Coop get a reading alert and blips show up on the screen*

Jamie: Looks like they know we are here.

Coop: All right....time to smash and bash!!!! *Megas speeds up and gets right into the free, the robots attack by firing energy blasts at Megas but Megas dodes them all, then Megas grabs one of the GArudobots and rips them in half, then we see Megas fire a laser blast at another putting a big hole in it and it blows up, then another one hits Megas from behind but Megas grabs it by the arm and throws him into another, then Megas fires it's machine gun blast destroying a wave of bots. then Megas goes and grabs the remains of one of the bots and smashes it into another destroying it, then Uno and Ultrabot Z get out and help as well. Ultrabot Z transforms into the Megas Armor and goes behind a robot and fires a powerful shot right into the back of the bot destroying it, meanwhile we see Uno change his U-Saber into a D-Galive and uses it to run up the robot's chest and pole vaults to the face then turns it around and stabs the robot right in the face destroying it, as he falls he clings to the back to another robot and changes the D-Galive into the K-Knuckle and punches the robot in the back making a dent then rips through the robots metal and the robot blows up, meanwhile we see Megas surrounded by multiple bots and they fire energy blast at Megas but Megas fires back at them and destroys them all*

Jamie: Too bad Kiva's missing such a great battle again.

Coop: No skin off my nose! She ain't tellin me how to fight my battles!!!

*A robot hits Megas with a missile and Megas takes a bit of damage*

Coop: Oh so that's how it is huh? *Creates cool energy sword and starts slashing and cutting down stuff and the robot falls to pieces* That's how we fight in Jersey!!!

*Ultrabot Z using the Megas Armor fires energy blades from his arms and cuts off the perplusion system of a robot and that robot is now drifting in space, so ULtrabot Z finishes off with firing a charged shot destroying it, then we see Megas go into Super Destructo Mode with Ultrabot Z joining him and they use it on all the remaining robots and they all blow up. We see Uno falling and Megas grabs him and they all go into Megas again*

Lunos: Cruses!!! Send more out!!!! *More are sent out and they surround Megas*

Jamie: There are too many of em Coop!!!!

Ultrabot Z: We can't waste any more time fighting them! We have to get inside and shut the core down!!!

Coop: Hmm....what would Kiva do in a situation like this? Hey Ultrabot Z. Can you scan that giant space weapon thingy and find an openning for me?

Ultrabot Z: Sure...*Scans* I found an openning. It's on the other side.

Coop: Excellent!!! *Flies under the solders and goes to the other side with the robots in pursuit, Megas hand turns into a blaster* Guys...get out and go into the blaster. I'm gonna fire you guys inside! Think you can handle it from there?

Jamie: COOP ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! You're gonna kill them!

Coop: Hey...it was either them or you Jamie.

Jamie: Good point.

*Both go out of Megas and go into the blaster, Megas aims*

Ultrabot Z: I hope you know what you're doing Coop.

Coop: Trust me. *Megas gets bombarded by fire and Megas starts to dodge while aiming at the openning* Almost got it.......*Aims more and we hear a lock* Got it! *Megas fires and both Ultrabot Z and Uno go into the weapon they stop and land and look around*

Ultrabot Z: *Via communicator* Ok we are in. Coop take care of the guards outside. I'll go stop Lunos.

Coop: Got it. *Transmission ends, Megas then goes back and starts bashing mechs left and right. Megas rips the head off of a mech and then punts it into another destroying it. Megas then fires a powerful laser beam at more mechs destroying them. Then Megas goes and presses the "five minutes untill end of episode (Except there is more than five minutes)" button and Megas arms and legs go on fire. Megas starts punching and kicking more mechs and they burn into scrap, meanwhile inside we see Ultrabot Z and Uno fight more bioloids as they fire on them. Uno uses his U-Saber and cuts more bioloids and Ultrabot Z uses his Z-Buster and charges it up and blasts it destroying more bioloids*

Lunos: What now!?

Assistant: Sir...Ultrabot Z and Uno breeched the defenses. They are in! They are headed to the main core to shut it down!!!

Lunos: No....I've come too far to stop now! I'm going down there to stop them myself!!!! Make sure this cannon stays on course with charging. It's only 5% charged but it should reach 100 in a few hours!

Assistant: Yes sir!!!

*Lunos hovers out and heads to the core, meanwhile we see Ultrabot Z and Uno fight more bioloids and they use their busters and Uno uses his U-Saber to cut more down to size, they then fight bioloids in ride armors as they try to punch the two bioloids but they dodge and Uno cuts the arms of one of the ride armor down and Ultrabot Fires at it putting a giant hole in it, then Uno slices up the other one*, then we hear a crash and we see a giant mechanoid who looks like the mechaniloid from "The Day of Σ" movie in Maverick Hunter X come and try to stop both Ultrabot Z and Uno, it looks around and finds them and fires it's twin laser gun at them but they dodge it. As Ultrabot Z goes in front of it and aims his buster at him it grabs him and starts tossing him around, Uno then comes out and tries to stop him but it uses Ultrabot Z as a shield but Uno manages to time it right and cut the claw part freeing Ultrabot Z then they both charge up their busters and fire at the mechanoid destroying it*

Ultrabot Z: The core is just below us. Let's hurry and get to it!!! *They climb down the ladder and reach the core which is huge*

Uno: Ok we found the core, and there is the part that connects to the Psychosis canon. Let's shut down the computer and the core! *They both get hit by blasts and they look up and see Lunos*

Lunos: Oh I'm afraid you both won't be doing anything. I've come too far to let you stop me!!! It is futile!!!

Ultrabot Z: Stop this madness Lunos! This isn't how we should get rid of the disobayers!

Lunos: The planet was doomed from the start! It's better to just put it out of it's misery!!!

Uno: That's how only a disobayer would think!!!!

Lunos: Then so be it! Now prepare to die!!!! *He fires a barrage of missiles at them and they manage to dodge them but he counters with laser eye beams and hits Uno, Ultrabot on the other hand tries to hit Lunos in the back but Lunos ducks and it misses him, then Lunos fires an energy blast at Ultrabot Z and it misses him then Lunos fires again but at the core, Ultrabot Z realizes this and gets hit by it making him fall, Uno gets up and tries to hit Lunos but Lunos stuns him with a paralysis ball* I figured if I went for the core you'd get in the way and take the hit. It's funny....I can blow up the planet by either destroying the core while it's active, or just fire the cannon on Earth. Either way I win. There is nothing you can do. Neither of you! You have lost!!!

*Uno manages to break free and tackle Lunos then punches him in the chest damaging him badly*

Uno: Don't count us out just yet!

Ultrabot Z: *Gets up and aims his buster at Lunos* It's over Lunos. You lost. No more fighting. Let's just go home.

Lunos: Heheh.....you think I'm done just yet. No....you are wrong. Sometime desperate people....do desperate things!!! I figured you might try again and should you suceed.....I connected the core's energy into my body!!!! And now when I merge with the core....I'll be able to destroy the planet with my own bare hands!!!! *His body shuts down and his head floats and goes into the core and it glows, we hear rumbling, meanwhile outside we see Megas beat the piss out of more mechs by slashing them and firing missiles and lasers at them, Jamie notices the weapon is starting to transform*

Jamie: Uh Coop.....I think you might want to look at this....something tells me it ain't good.

Coop: *As he looks* Oh no.....

*As the weapon transforms we see Ultrabot Z and Uno escape and they get back into Megas*

Jamie: I would have to guess that this isn't exactly a good thing right?

*Ultrabot Z and Uno nod*

*The weapon transforms into a giant version of Lunos*

Lunos: Foools.....now do you see how futile it is for you to stop me. I'll destroy the Earth myself! Then there will be no more suffering!!!!

Coop: Not if I have anything to say about it you purpled haired, self obsessed loser! You think you can just use my decendants weapon to destroy my planet, kill every single bioloid and human, then try to kill me so this future wouldn't be possible? No it ends now!!! *Megas goes up to the giant Lunos but Lunos fires a powerful laser blast at Megas hitting him head on, Megas then tries again but he fires another stronger blast at Megas, Megas starts to short circut* Ok....so maybe that wasn't the smartest thing I could of done.

Lunos: *Charges up energy to destroy Earth* Once I finish charging up energy then your planet will be nothing but dust!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! TAKE A LOOK AT THE EARTH ONE FINAL TIME FOOLS! FOR THIS WILL BE THE VERY LAST TIME YOU SEE IT!!!!!

Jamie: Ok so here is the deal....we are facing a super powerful deranged bioloid, Megas is done for, and we are mere seconds away from watching our planet be destroyed. *To Coop* Where is the reset button to this game Coop.

Coop: There has to be a way to stop him!!!!

Ultrabot Z: What can we do! We have no power left and he's about to destroy everything!

Coop: Hmm....*Ping!* Hey....who crated this giant space weapon again?

Uno: Dr.Cooplowski did. Why?

Coop: *Evil Grin* Excellent!!! *Megas powers up and flies to the gaint robot who is gathering energy and is too busy to be concerned with Megas* and we see Megas fly to the back* Now where is it?

Jamie: What are you doing Coop?

Coop: Looking for the off switch. *Everyone looks at Coop*

Jamie: Coop...that has to be the most stupidest thing you can think of and.

Coop: Found it!!! *Megas goes up to the switch and changes it from on to off and this causes Lunos to shut down*

*Both Ultrabot Z and Uno and Jamie look at Coop*

Coop: Everything I make something, I put an off switch on it. So why not my decendants?

Jamie: Nice....*Does pose thingy with Coop* Now let's kill this thing before it wakes up.

*Both Ultrabot Z and Uno merge with Megas to create Megas Omega and using the super energy sword cut it in half causing a small explosion and saving Earth*

*Back on Earth on a monitor they see the space station blow up*

Cygnus: They did it!!! They stopped Lunos!!!!

*Everyone cheers at Megas*

Coop: *Stomach growls* Man I'm hungry. All that saving the world sure builds up an appitite. Let's go back and get some food.

*They head back*

*We are now in the city and Megas is being honored for saving the future*

Cygnus: Coop....I would like to thank you for single handedly saving our future. We know that the war between good and evil will never end. But as long as there are heroes like you we can always keep evil at bay for good. Maybe even eleminate evil for good. And ULtrabot Z and Uno...your judgement have saved us all. Thank you for once again using your knowledge to save us.

Coop: Hey no problem. Saving the world is what I do best....or eating, or watching TV, or video games.

Jamie: Hey how about making a statue for me!!!!

*They all stare at Jamie*

Uno: Anyways Coop...we want to commenerate this by building another statue in your honor. This time of Megas.

Coop: Awesome!!! *Megas pats the statue of Coop on the back and it wobbles and everyone gets worried and it falls and it topples a few buildings and crushes a few bioloids and everyone looks at Coop angerly* Uh....I think this would be a good time for us to go now....

Jamie: Yeah....let's leave before you do more damage. *A portal opens up and Megas goes into it and it shuts*

End Credits: *Coop and Jamie playing again and Coop wins again and Jamie gets pissed and throws his PSP on the ground breaking it*

The end.

Xerroo

01-02-2006, 03:30 PM

Future Shock is finished

Notes:
1: Villians: Lunos
2: Lunos looks awfully alot like Juno from MegaMan Legends
3: Cygnus, Ilia, Alis are very similar to Signus, Iris, and Alia in the X series.
4: We learn that Coop becomes rich and gets married....it's no surprise to whom he gets married too.
5: Coop destroyes the statue of himself at the end.
6: Dr.Cooplowski is alot like Dr.Cain from the X series. He was the one who found Ultrabot Z and he is Coop's decendant.
7: The space weapon looks like Eurasia from "MegaMan X5"
8: The psychosis canon looks like the "Ultimate Planet Destroyer" from "TV Dinner"
9: Everything Coop makes has an on/off switch
10: The mechs look like Reaverbots. Both from Legends 1
11: The Core looks like a giant Refractor from the Legends Series.
12: A POP TV hoverad is destroyed.
13: Kiva does not show up whatso ever this episode.
14: Coop does defeat the Glorft. As it's showed in the future.
15: Jamie hates time travel
16: The ending is similar to the episode "S-Force SOS" when Coop accidently knocks over the snake destroying the city.
17: Lunos acts alot like Copy X and Char from Gundam: Char's Counter Attack. Copy X is from the Zero series.

JTX

01-02-2006, 04:56 PM

That was a cool episode of Ultrabot Z and Uno. Jamie had many funny quotes in this one like:

1.Jamie: *To Coop* Even 2000 years after you die....it's still your fault.

2.Jamie: COOP ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! You're gonna kill them!

Coop: Hey...it was either them or us.

Jamie: Good point.

Those where final and the to mention the one of the begining.

King_of_doom

01-02-2006, 07:08 PM

Looks like Coop's living great when he's going to get rich in the future. I had many laughs on this episode when Jamie was going to fight Coop in a sumo wrestling and even if Coop's longer alive in the future he still gets blame on things he as done in the past, very cool indeed.

Darth-geister

01-03-2006, 09:28 AM

I think this episode is one of funniest you did today. Jamie was funny in the begining and in the end of the episode and the future really looks cool.

Xerroo

01-05-2006, 10:57 AM

I had a good idea for an episode based on Ben 10 or more importantly Dial H for Hero.

It would be called Dial M for Megas. The idea is that Coop develops a device that changes Megas's structure into different things that suit his need. Meanwhile the Glorft try again to get the prototype back. I'll do that later....but in the meantime....

Power Outage.

*The episode begins in outer space and we see a ship and inside is Quarrel and he is piloting the ship back to his planet and his assistant comes up to him*

Quarrel: How much futher until we are back on Prisoner Planet?

Assistant: About 3 days sir.

Quarrel: How is the prisoner doing?

Assistant: He's been quiet sir. He hasn't caused much trouble.

Quarrel: Hmm....It's time to feed him I guess. Send a couple of guards to give him his food.

Assistant: Yes sir.

*Meanwhile in a holding chamber we see a door open and 2 guard bots come in. We also see a giant robot who looks like a cross between Gigantor and Al from Full Metal Alchamist and he is handcuffed and he looks up and sees the guards*

Guard 1: *Voice actor is Phil Lamar* Hey Prisoner #49! It's time to eat! *We see the guard give the robot an electricty pod and using his finger he absorbs the electricty*

Prisoner 49: *Voice actor is Nick Jameson* So.....hungry.....need more energy.

Guard 2: *Voice actor is Scot Reinecker* That's enough energy for now!

Prisoner 49: Please.....so weak......must have more. *He falls over in pain*

Guard 1: Hey Prisoner 49! You ok? *He goes up to him and sees if he is hurt but then the robot starts to absorb his energy and he becomes strong enough to break free then he absorbs more energy then throws him into the other robot and absorbs his electricty*

Prisoner 49: Thank you so much for the energy....now to escape this ship!!! *He breaks down the door and goes out, one of the guards gets up and presses the alarm and klaxons go off and we see guards going and attacking the Prisoner with guns but the robot fires energy bolts at them destroying them all the while absorbing their electricty* Heheh...you fools could never take me in! I'm gonna bust out of this place and be back on top! *He rips down another door and finds the escape pods* Bingo! *More guards show up and attack him with electricy absorbing weapons and he becomes weakened but he manages to stop them before he is depleted* I gotta get out of here.....must get more energy!!! *Manages to get into a space pod and flies out*

Quarrel: What the heck happened!

Guard 1: The prisoner.....he escaped.....

Quarrel: No!!! Argh...we have to let him go for now! Let's head back to prisoner planet and recharge! Then we'll find him and bring him in!!!

Assistant: But sir! What if he becomes too powerful again!?

Quarrel: We can't exactly bring him in now can we!? Our guards are damaged, our ship is damaged. We need to regroup. Let's just hope that he remains in his current state. Now let's go. We have other prisoners too! *The ship speeds up and enters hyperspace meanwhile we see Prisoner 49 head towards Earth and land, he's really weak now.*

Prisoner 49: I need.....energy....lots of energy. Must have it. *He sees Jersey City* Energy....must have energy. *He heads over*

*Title theme plays*

Power Outage.

*We are now at Jenna's house and we see her playing a game it's a fighting game and she is playing against her sister and as usual she is winning. Jenna is playing as Robut and Stephanie is playing as Glontron, Glontron punches Robut a few times but Robut fires a laser at Glontron beating him again*

Stephanie: Hey! No fair! You always win.

Jenna: *Giggles* Sorry....I guess you aren't as talented as I am.

Stephanie: I wanna rematch! This time I'll beat you.

Jenna: We shall see little one. *They play again meanwhile Racheal is listening to a radio and she is making the beats like Numbah 4 does when listening to music and it's another song by Metal Maiden for that is her favorite band but she hears Jenna and Stephanie playing their game*

Racheal: Hey guys....you mind keeping it down!? I'm trying to rock out here.

Jenna: Sorry....I just need to show the little one whose boss here.

Stephanie: Oh yeah! I'll show you! *They continue playing and this time it appears to be Glontron who is winning. He needs to hit Robut one more time but as she is about to then the lights flicker on and off and the TV shuts off and then turns back on and the radio stops a bit they all look and see what's going on as this occurs* Oh no! I was just about to win too!

Jenna: Aww...I'm really sorry Steph. How about I just count it as you beating me. There was nothing I could of done to win that time.

Stephanie: Nah....I want to beat you offically so it counts.

Racheal: Wonder what's going on?

Jenna's mother: *Voice actor is Estelle Harris* Jenna! Sweetie! Did you pay the electric bill!?

Jenna: Yeah mom! Two days ago!!! *The power flickers again*

Jenna's mom: Go find out what's wrong with the fuse box outside!!!

Jenna: Ok mom!!! Let's go outside and find out the the problem is.

*They are now outside and we see Jenna at the fusebox she is bending over so we her big butt facting us and we see her crack *score!!!* and she's looking at it*

Jenna: Doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it. *

*Racheal looks around and sees other houses are flickering too*

Racheal: Looks like we are not the only ones without power.

Jenna: I'm gonna see if Coop is having the same problem. *Calls on the phone but the line is dead* No good. The line is dead. Let's go over to his house and see if he's having the same issues with us.

*Meanwhile in the city we see Prisoner 49 ramping the city and is feeding off power lines and stuff. We see people running away and we see Little Tommy watching him*

Little Tommy: Cooooooooollll.....

*We see Prisoner 49 punch a POP TV billboard then step on a truck then he shakes a telephone pole and uses the power lines to feed off the energy*

Prisoner 49: Yes....more energy! I must have more!!!! *He then starts shaking a building and tries to get more energy *Meanwhile we see Jenna, Racheal, and Stephanie at Coop's house knocking the door. And no one answers the door*

Jenna: He must not be home.

*Stephanie looks in the window and sees everything flicker on and off*

Stephanie: He's having the same problem too.

Racheal: Could we be going through another power outage?

Stephanie: Ugh...Jenna! What did you do this time?

Jenna: Look...I don't care what anyone says....the last time it wasn't my fault!

*Flashback*

*We see Megas 2 connected to tons of wires and they are going to the roof and we see Jenna working the sattilite*

Jenna: Ok sweetie!!! Give it gas!!!

*We see Coop in the car and he's giving it gas and then all of a sudden the wires blow and a huge power outage in Jersey occurs*

Jamie: Dude...this is so totally your faults.

*Back to reality*

Jenna: Ok....so maybe it was me and my boyfriends fault. But this time I'm innocent. I swear!

Racheal: Guess we should find of all this. So we don't drive ourselves crazy.

Jenna: Good idea. Let's go Steph. *They get into Megas 2 and they walk into the city*

*Meanwhile in the city we see Prisoner 49 still feeding on energy and at a nearby energy plant*

Head: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* What the heck is going on!?

Worker: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* There is some giant monster thing feeding off the electricity! He's taken about 45% of our energy!!!!

Head: What!? Shut down all power! We cant have that thing take the rest of our energy!!!!

Worker: I can't! It's in backup mode!!! We can't shut it down!

Head: We can't just let him feed on the rest of our energy!!! Do something!!!

Worker: Are you crazy! I'm outta hear!!!! *Runs*

*Meanwhile back in the city we see our giant friend feed off of more power lines and people are running scared and then we see the robot shoot a plasma blast to discharge some energy*

Prisoner 49: Ahh....much better. Now that I am full I can have a little fun with this planet. Then I go to prisoner planet and destroy those fools!!! *He then shoots plasma blasts in the city and we see explosions and we see Meags 2 nearby looking*

Racheal: Uh Jen....I think I found the source of the problem.

Jenna: Told you it wasn't my fault!

Stephanie: I never said it was your fault. Now let's stop this thing so I can get back to actually beating you at that video game.

Jenna: Yeah....like that will happen. *Megas 2 walks up to the robot and taps him on the shoulder the robot turns around and Megas 2 punches him in the face knocking him down and we see smoke and stuff as the robot is down* That's for stealing all the cities energy!

*The robot gets back up and looks at Megas 2*

Prisoner 49: How dare you strike me! You shall pay for that!!! *The robot charges up an energy bolt and fires it at Megas 2 but Megas 2 jumps out of the way and the bolt misses it and then Megas 2 drop kicks the robot knocking him down*

Jenna: And that's for ruining my game with my little sister!!!

*Prisoner 49 gets back up and looks at Megas 2*

Prisoner 49: You are full of energy. I must have it! I shall enjoy making a meal out of your precious energy and turing you into scrap metal!!! *The robot tries to hit Megas 2 but Megas 2 continusly dodges it's attacks untill Megas 2 grabs the arm of the robot and throws him over Megas 2. Then Megas 2 goes to see if the robot is active and it grabs Megas 2 and absorbs some energy then it picks up Megas 2 and throws it into a building* Such....powerful energy! If that was just a small sample then imagine how powerful I can be when I absorb you completely!!!

Racheal: What is this thing's deal anyway? Did your boyfriend do something to piss him off?

Jenna: Why do you always put the blame on him?

Racheal: Because almost every bad guy we face is something he did. I think it's time you found a new boyfriend.

Stephanie: LOOK OUT!!!!

*Building Debris is then chucked at Megas 2 and Megas 2 gets hit by it and Megas 2 goes down the robot tries to go and absorb it's energy but Megas 2 hand rises up from the debris and grabs him by the arm and then we see Megas 2 get up completely and we see it squeeze the hand of Prisoner 49*

Jenna: I don't know who you are or where you came from but I'm not going to let you use my robot as your personal meal ticket! Now I suggest you return all the energy you stole to the city or else things are really going to get ugly!

Prisoner 49: Ne...never!

Racheal: Oh boy....wrong move.

Jenna: Fine then. Then I'll just beat the energy out of you!!! *Megas 2 starts to punch the robot alot and then Megas 2 picks up the robot and tosses him into some buildings and we see more smoke. Then Megas 2 transforms it's arms into a laser blaster and it starts charging up* Don't worry. This will only hurt for a second....*Energy charges up*

Stephanie: Uh...Jenna. Are you sure this is such a good idea? I mean aren't you going to be shooting him with energy?

Jenna: Yeah? Why? *A beep is heard* Oh good it's full! Now to clean house! *Fires a huge powerful energy blast directly at Prisoner 49 and we see a bright light and then we see the light dim and we see smoke and from the somke we see tons of debris* There....that takes care of him.

*All of a sudden Prisoner 49 gets up quickly and shoots Megas 2 with a rather powerful plasma bolt*

Jenna: What!? That attack should of destroyed him!

Prisoner 49: Thank you so much for providing me with ample energy!!! Now I'm even stronger than before! But I must have more!!! Give me more energy!!!

Jenna: *small pause* Oh yeah.....energy....Maybe I should of hit him with a more powerful energy shot.

Stephanie: You're kidding me right?

*Prisoner 49 fires more plasma bolts at Megas 2 and Megas 2 puts it's arms in a X position and blocks them, then the robot charges up a bigger energy bolt and fires it at Megas 2 but Megas 2 grabs a telephone pole and uses it as a bat and smacks the ball right out of Jersey City*

Racheal: Nice....*Does rock on pose thing with Jenna*

Prisoner 49: Need.....more energy.....I must have more!!!! Getting weak....

Jenna: Hey check it out! When ever that thing uses electrical attacks it loses it's energy!!! I have an idea how to beat this thing!!! *To Prisoner 49* Hey bolt face! *Turns around and bends over and slaps her butt* Come on and hit me! I'm a nice wide target!!!

Racheal: Wide is right. *Almost getting touched by Jenna's butt*

Prisoner 49: How dare you mock me!!! *Fires more bolts of energy at Megas 2 but Megas 2 dodges them*

Jenna: Awww...what's the matter? Can't hit me? *In a rather sexy voice that sounds like the Black Cat from Spider man* You'll have to do harder if you want to hit me.

Prisoner 49: SHUT UP!!! *Fires more bolts of energy at Megas 2 and Megas 2 still dodges them* Too weak to fight....I must have more energy.

Jenna: Good he's weak! Now to finish him off!!!

Stephanie: Remember sis. Don't use energy attacks.

Jenna: Got it no energy!!! *Megas 2 fires a missile at Prisoner 49 and gets blasted by it. Then Megas 2 runs up to him and starts pummelling him rather hard then Megas 2 picks up Prisoner 49* I warned you not to mess with me. Now it looks like you are gonna pay!!! *Prisoner 49 grabs Megas 2 by the arm and absorbs some energy but it's still not enough so Megas 2 throws him down then Megas 2 picks him up again and gives him a super powerful uppercut and he goes flying.* Well take takes care of him.

*We see prisoner 49 shut down*

Stephanie: And all you had to do is destroy half of the city to stop him. Well now that we defeated him let's say we get back to our game so I can finally beat you.

Jenna: Oh you are going down little one. Let's go! *They walk back to their house, meanwhile we pan over to Prisoner 49 who is down and he happens to be by an energy plant, some of the wires are going haywire and they attach themselves to prisoner 49 and give him energy he slowly gets up and sees what's going on*

Prisoner 49: More......I must have more energy!!!! *He takes the thing that was attached to him and connects it to his back. Yes.....more energy! Ample energy! I can feel myself grow stronger with each volt that runs through my body! I am empowered! I can do anything!!! Even destroy this planet!!!! *He continues to get stronger and stronger, meanwhile we are back at Jenna's house and we see them playing video games, Glontron is fighting Robut and this time we see Stephanie win*

Stephanie: All right! I did it!!!

Jenna: Congrats....you finally beat me once in your life.

Stephanie: Very funny.....Now what?

Racheal: Hey Jen. Don't you think we should of made sure we totally destroyed that guy.

Jenna: You saw him shut down. He's no longer a threat. I kicked the bad guy's butt and saved the city. *Stomach growls* Now all this day saving has built me up quite an appitite. *Goes over to the food particlizer* I'll have 4 pepperoni pizzas, some jerky, 20 cheeseburgers, and....30 tacos. *The Food particilizer starts to produce the food as told but the electricity flickers on and off and this time it shuts off for good*

Jenna's mom: Jenna! The power's out! Go fix it!!!

Racheal: Smooth move Jen. Now we don't have power.

Jenna: *Sigh* They go upstairs and check the fuse box and they see nothing is wrong, but Stephanie looks at the city and sees there is no power*

Stephanie: Looks like a power outage.

Racheal: You don't think.....

Jenna: *Looks at Racheal then at the city then facepalms*

Racheal: Told you ya should of destroyed him. *They get into the car, back up into the garage and destroy it when Megas 2 emerges and they go back to the city*

*Meanwhile we see Prisoner 49 shoot plasma blasts in the city and wrecking havoc and people are once again screaming in terror as this giant robot causes trouble he then creates a big ball of energy and throws it in the sky and it rains down tiny balls of lightning as it destroys cars, mailboxes and the occasional POP tv advertisment*

Prisoner 49: Yes!!!! With this unlimited supply of energy I can get revenge on those fools who took me prisoner! Then I'll make everyone fear me as the most dangerous and vile being in the universe! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Jenna: Hey!?

Prisoner 49: Huh? *Turns around* You!

Jenna: It's not exactly smart telling the world about your plans cause they are about to go down hard!!!

Prisoner 49: Heheheh.....*Points to his back* It would seem that a stroke of luck is on my side. Thanks to you I now have this! An unlimited supply of energy!

Racheal: Woah.....nice hardware.

Prisoner 49: Now I'm going to destroy this planet then I'll terrorize the universe!

*Megas 2 runs up to Prisoner 49 and punches him hard knocking him down*

Jenna: Not if I have anything to do with it!

*Prisoner 49 gets up and goes at Megas 2 and tries to hit him but Megas 2 dodges using flips and stuff, Megas 2 lands on a building and jumps off giving Prisoner 49 an elbow but Prisoner 49 uses it's momentum and throws Megas 2 down to the ground then Prisoner 49 tries to break one of it's arms but Megas 2 counters and tosses him off, then we see Prisoner 49 fire many energy bolts at Megas 2 but Megas 2 dodges them this only gets him angry and has him fire more energy bolts but Megas 2 puts up a shield to protect itself and it works but the shield breaks and Megas 2 gets hit by a bolt, Megas 2 gets up and is short circuting but is still functioning, Megas 2 then creates a cool energy sword and this causes Prisoner 49 to create his own known as the lightning blade has the similar powerup sequence that Kikashi uses in "Naruto" and they both clash blades, A struggle occurs and it would seem that Prisoner 49 is winning but Megas 2 fires a blast at Prisoner 49's eyes and hits him he winces in pain as his eyes smoke and he grabs his eyes then Megas 2 goes and tries to stab Prisoner 49 but he activates an electrical shield and Megas 2 gets fried and falls over, we then see Jenna, Stephanie, and Racheal with frizzy hair and we see Racheal scream*

Racheal: MY HAIR!!!!! It's all ruined!!!!

Jenna: What the heck was that all about?

Stephanie: *Using the navigational computer* He seemed to have used some kind of electrical field to stop us from hitting him.

Jenna: You know how to use that thing?

Stephanie: I have way too much free time.

Prisoner 49: Give it up fools! You cannot defeat me now! With this supply of energy I can easily nullify any attacks you throw at me!

Jenna: Oh yeah!!! Well try this!!! *Megas 2 fires a barage of missiles at Prisoner 49 but Prisoner 49 activates an electrical field and destroys the missiles that were headed towards him* Ok...that's just not fair.

Prisoner 49: You do not listen well foolish woman! You cannot defeat me as long as I am permanantly charged! There is nothing you can do to stop me!!!!

Jenna: Oh yeah....well stop this!!!! *Megas 2 runs up to Prisoner 49 and tries to deliver a pump handle slam to him but he activates the electrical field but Megas 2 fights it and another struggle occurs and then after awhile we see Prisoner 49 power up the field blasting Megas 2 into a building and it topples on Megas doing more damage to it* Oww....my head. You guys ok?

Stephanie: I'm fine....I think....

Racheal: I'll never get my hair to be soft and curly!!!

*Prisoner 49 picks up Megas 2 and chokes it*

Prisoner 49: Such a worthless robot. Not even worth absorbing your energy! Instead I'm going to take your robot apart piece by piece then I'll destroy your planet because I can!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

*Megas 2 kicks the robot on the chest and manages to break free from the hold*

Jenna: All right you energy sucking vampire! You come to my city, steal it of energy, then try to take my robot apart! Now I'm gonna stop you!!! *pause and the music warps* Just as soon as I find a way to defeat you. *To the others* Any ideas?

Stephanie: Don't look at me.

Racheal: Hmm......*gasps*

*Flashback*

*We see Racheal plug in a ton of appliances such as a hair dryer, a TV, the lights of her vanity mirror in her room, and a bunch of other stuff, then she goes to plug in the raido and the thing explodes causing a power outage*

*Back to reality*

Racheal: I think I have an idea. How about you just give him more energy. When ever I overload the circut breaker I lose power.

Jenna: Yeah how could I forget...you came to my house to use my stuff. Well I guess it can't hurt.

Prisoner 49: Fools! Give it up! I cannot be defeated this way! As long as I have unlimited energy I will never shut down.

Jenna: Awww....but you look so hungry. Here have some more!!! *Megas 2 fires it's fists at Prisoner 49 and they are connected by wires and they grab Prisoner 49 and Jenna presses a button labeled "Juice it up!!!" and then energy surges from Megas 2 to Prisoner 49*

Prisoner 49: Yes....more energy! I can feel myself growing even more stronger! The more energy I absorb the stronger I get! *He continues to absorb energy but then he starts to overload* What!? What's going on!? No....too much energy!!!! Stop! I have enough!!!

Racheal: It's working Jenna! Crank it up!!!

Jenna: I'm on it! *Turns the dial and more energy is given to Prisoner 49*

Prisoner 49: No please! I can't handle that much energy!!! B-b-b--body going on c-c-c-ritical overload!!! AaAAAAAGGGHHH *Prisoner 49 starts to explode and shut down then falls over*

Jenna: Well that takes care of him. *Stomach growls* I'm still hungry. Let's go home and get some food in our stomachs. *Megas 2 walks out of the city which is COMPLETLY destroyed btw*

*We are now at Jenna's house and they have power again and we see Jenna sit down with a giant bowl of popcorn as she sits in the middle and then we see Racheal and Stephanie sit down next to her on either side and they are watching a movie*

Jenna: Ahh....nothing like just chilling at home with my best friend and sister as we watch a couple of movies right?

Racheal: *Leaning on Jenna for she is soft* Yeah....you know you make a great pillow Jen. *Takes some popcorn*

Stephanie: Yeah and you are so warm too....*Takes some popcorn as well*

Jenna: I love you girls. *Plays with her sisters hair in a loving way*

*They continue to watch the movie as it pans out of the room and then we see her house which is connected to Megas 2 and every other house around it has no power*

Racheal: Uh Jenna.....

Jenna: Yeah Racheal?

Racheal: How is it that your house has power and everyone else doesn't?

Jenna: I sort of tweaked Megas a bit. *We now see Jenna's house is the only house with energy*

End Credits: Quarrel returns to Earth and reclams Prisoner 49, then they see the damage done and go on clean up duty and do the same thing that Florxin and Tolbit did in "All I wanted was a slushie"

The end.

Xerroo

01-06-2006, 10:44 PM

Power Outage is done.

Notes
1: Villians: Prisoner 49
2: It's fitting that Nick Jameson does the voice of Prisoner 49 who needs energy for he also does the voice of Morbius in "Spider-Man"
3: It would appear that Jenna and her sister are very close
4: She does even more damage than Coop does. Yet in "Love at First Fight" she blamed Coop for the cities destruction. What's up with that!?
5: Button: "Juice it up!"
6: If you don't know who Jenna's mother's voice actor is....you smell of pea soup then.
7: First time we hear Jenna's mother.
8: Jenna sounds alot like Felecia Hardy in this episode....just a note that Jennifer Hale does her voice as well as Felecia's.
9: A Pop TV billboard and sign was destroyed in this episode.
10: Megas is used as a back up generator in this episode at the end. She also gave power to Coop's house....awww

King_of_doom

01-06-2006, 11:09 PM

Awesome episode, i see you still don't loose your touch on doing episodes.

I like that even if Coop wasn't in this episode, he still gets blame by something he did and then i like the first part of the speech of Jenna saying "energy sucking vampire".

JTX

01-07-2006, 08:59 AM

These episodes are getting funnier. I have many laughs with Racheal and Jenna in this one, keep it up.

Xerroo

01-07-2006, 02:03 PM

Metal Kombat

*The episode starts out in outer space and we see Megas just laying down as the guys look at starts*

Jamie: Hey Coop check out those constalations. That one looks like a hot chick. *We see an outline of a chick*

Coop: Nice...and that one looks like a tall icy cool Mega-Slush. Looks like Staturfuric Strawberry slime to me.

Jamie: You can tell what flavor it is?

Coop: Sure....I mean just look at the way it drips down. That's easily strawberry slime.

Kiva: What is the point of all this guys?

Coop: You never looked at the stars at night Kiva? It's cool! Especially in the vastness of space where you can see everything. Just looking at the sky counting all the stars. It really feels nice out here.

Jamie: Hey Coop....see that gas cloud over there. It looks like a horses head.

Coop: Yeah....it kinda does.

Kiva: You mean to tell me that we traveled billons of light years wasting precious fuel just so we can look at some petty stars!?

Coop: Yeah....is there a problem?

Kiva: *Scans* Well Coop...it's just that now we don't have enough fuel to get back to Earth!

Coop: How much do we have?

Kiva: Only a quarter of tank left....it took us 3 quarters to get here.

Jamie: Maybe we can find some more fuel and fill up Megas then get back home.

Kiva: *Scans* Well there is a fuel depository somewhere around here. *A blip shows up* Found it. It's not far from here.

Coop: So? What are we waiting for let's go! *Megas powers up and flies to the planet it's orange in color and the sky is yellowish they land by a mine enterance* Ok Kiva....where is the oil?

Kiva: *Scans* There's plenty of oil in there Coop. Should be more than enough to fill up Megas and get us home. Let me first make sure that it's safe to

Coop: LOOK OUT OIL HERE I COME!!!!! *Megas runs in*

Kiva: Coop wait!!!!!

*They go into the mine and find a giant lake of oil*

Coop: All right....now let's fill up Megas and get off this rock! *Megas puts a hose into the lake and fills up, after awhile it's filled* Ok...now that Megas is filled we can go home and...*Megas is then surrounded by 1000 of robots that look like monks or Tartkatan warriors* I guess you guys want some oil too? There's plenty to go around.

*All of a sudden a giant robot who looks like Sheng Tsung from "Mortal Kombat 2" appears*

Shung: *Voice actor is Noah Nelson* You are under arrest for stealing oil from our emepror. You will come with us to the dungeon at once where you shall be locked up. Failure to comply will lead to your destruction!!!!

Jamie: Great......we aren't even on this planet for 5 minutes and we are public enemy number 1.....nice going Coop.

Coop: *Facepalms* Oh you've got to be kidding me....

*Title screen plays*

Metal Kombat.

*We then see Shung walk down a hallway and he opens a giant door and inside are 2 robot guards with masks and on a throne is a giant robot who looks like Raiden from Mortal Kombat*

Shung: *Kneels* Emperor....

Raidor: *Voice actor is Peter Cullen* What buisness do you have here?

Shung: We caught a theif trying to steal oil from your oil mines....

Raidor: What!? Where is he now!?

Shung: He is locked up in the dungeon.

Raidor: Good.....go and bring him to the arena. It's been a long time since I've punished someone for defying my law!!!

Shung: At once my lord. *He leaves meanwhile we see Megas chained up in the dungeon and Megas tries to escape*

Coop: Geez! What are these bands made of! I can't break free!!!

Kiva: *Scans* 100% tungstem. You know Coop....we wouldn't be in this situation now if you had just listened to me. Everything you act without thinking we get into trouble. I could of found us a different oil reserve that wasn't guarded or anything.

Coop: Well was there?

Kiva: *Scans* Yes....yes there was.

*A small pause*

Coop: Well.....look on the bright side. At least Megas has enough oil to get back home.

Jamie: Yeah but now we are stuck on some planet with an emepror who is probably going to kill us.

Coop: I've been in worse prediciments than this. All I got to do is break free go defeat some emperor guy and get off this planet and I'll be home in time for wrestlefest! *Megas tries to break free but can't* Just as soon as I can break free of these shackles. *STill tries but to no avail*

*We hear noises*

Jamie: Shh...someone's coming!!!

*A door opens and we see Shung and 2 guards come at Megas*

Shung: *Pointing to Megas* Release him and bring him to the arena! The emperor awaits.....

*The 2 guards go and free Megas of his shackles and then put different ones on him so they can bring him to the arena without letting Megas get away*

Jamie: Arena.....I don't like the sound of that....

Coop: Relax Jamie....I have it all under control....

*They all go to the Arena, the arena looks like the Arena from "Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks" and we see spectators and guards around and sitting in a chair is the emperor. The guards brings Megas to the middle of the arena and release him, then an energy dome appears over the arena so Megas can't escape.*

Jamie: Woah....nice place.

Raidor: YOU THERE!!!

Coop: Huh? Who. Me?

Raidor: Who do you think you are stealing my oil!? Do you have a deathwish?

Coop: Look pal! My robot needed some fuel so we just stopped by and took a little bit of your oil so we can go -

Raidor: Silence!!!! Do you know who I am!? I am raidor!!! Emperor of this planet! Everything you see belongs to me! You had no right to take my oil!!!

Coop: Chill out man! I just need a little bit! I was gonna leave.

Raidor: Fool! Don't you know that it is against the rules to steal from the emperor! Hmm.....you must not be from around here then. Judging by your appearance you could make a good slave.

Coop: Hey chump! I ain't nobody's slave! Now let me out or I'm gonna!

Raidor: INFADEL!!!! YOU DARE INSULT ME!? Perhaps you need to learn just who run things around here. Fighting for your life in the arena will make that very clear to you!

Coop: Hey man bring it on! Any chump you want to fight against me I'll take it down with ease!

Raidor: I see.....Very well then! You shall regret making this move! You will fight against an opponent of my choosing. I personally will enjoy being entertained as my warrior destroys you until you are nothing! Shung! If you please.

Shung: At once my lord. *Takes off his robe and looks more like Shang Tsung from MK 2*

Raidor: Destroy him Shung! Show him no mercy!!!!

Coop: This is it!? Hmph this will be easy!!

Kiva: Coop be very careful....we don't know who we are dealing with.

Coop: Don't worry Kiva. I'll be done with him in 5 seconds.

Shung: Be warned fool! I have never lost a match ever.

Coop: Neither have I!

Raidor: *A pause then.....* FIGHT!!!!

*Megas cracks his knuckles and runs towards Shung and tries to hit him but Shung grabs Megas by the arm and takes him down*

Jamie: 5 seconds huh?

Coop: Ok....maybe 10 seconds. *Megas gets up and shoots energy blades at Shung but he jumps and dodges them then we see Shung jump to the other side of the arena and starts to fire balls of energy at Megas but Megas bats them away like they were nothing. Megas then fires a laser blast at Shung and it hits doing little damage. Shung gets back up and fires a wave of fireballs at Megas and Megas prepares to dodge but Shung goes behind Megas and holds him in place while the fireballs hit Megas, Megas then throws Shung off of him and they look at each other.*

Shung: Impressive.....you actually lasted longer than I thought. But I will not allow you to leave here alive!!!! *Shung puts his hands in poses and chants and then we see energy form into what appears to be a giant serpent dragon*

Jamie: Dude......I wish I could do that?

*Shung sends the dragon to devour Megas but Megas dodges and runs from it, the Dragon chases him whereever he goes and tries to evade the attack, Megas does well untill Shung kicks Megas and knocks him down, then the Dragon heads right for Megas*

Jamie: INCOMING COOP!!!!

Coop: *Megas then powers up and fires a power laser blast at the energy dragon and blows it up from within* Whew....that was a close one.

Shung: *Fires more fire balls at Megas but Megas dodges them and sees Shung moving about the arena really fast* You cannot defeat me! Just give up!

Coop: Oh yeah...well how about this! *Megas fires a harpoon at Shung and it hits him* Get over here!!!! *Megas pulls him in and gives him a giant uppercut knocking him into the air and then Megas finishes up with a pump handle knocking him down to the ground*

Jamie: Nice....*does pose thingy*

Coop: Had enough pal? I've got plenty more hurt where that came from!

Shung: I must say....you've lasted longer than anyone I have ever faced before....you are unique. But make no mistake. I will not lose this bout. *Scans Megas and we see images of Megas and villians Megas has fought in the past* Now it is time I showed you my true power. *Glows and transforms into Evil Coop's mech, everyone is shocked at this* Prepare to lose!!!

Coop: What the!?

Kiva: *Scans* How did he do that!?

*Evil Coop's mech goes up to Megas and starts to punch Megas very hard then it picks up Megas and throws him into the dome cieling, as Megas falls down Evil Coop's mech jumps and grabs Megas and throws him down again, then Evil Coop's mech uses it's blade and tries to hit Megas but Megas evades and rolls out the way, Shung then transforms into Mecha Gear and fires a wave of missiles at Megas and Megas is running*

Jamie: Bad day bad day bad day bad day!!!!

Shung: *As he fires more missiles as Mecha Gear* Give it up fool....you cannot stop me.

Coop: Oh yeah! Well try this!!! *Megas goes up to the Mecha Gear and draws out his cool energy sword and slashes Mecha Gear on the arm and it falls off, this causes Shung to transform again into Ender and he uses his Ivy like sword and ensare Megas*

Shung: You posses great skill.....but you are severly lacking in intellegence. I will defeat you hands down!!

Kiva: Heh...even the bad guy has you pegged....

*Megas somehow manages to counter Ender's sword thing and get free, this causes Shung to transform into Magnanimous and use the soundwave gun to stun Megas, while Megas is stunned Shung transforms into Alpha's mech and clobbers Megas on the head, Megas then gets back up and tries to hit Alpha's mech with a few missiles but Shung transforms again into Regis and takes the hit and goes to pieces, the Regis Mark 5 then regenerates and then Shung transforms into Gerkek and runs at Megas and uses his tail to knock him down. Gerkek then fires a small nova blast at Megas hitting him and knocking him into the wall again, Megas gets back up and fires an ice beam at Gerkek but Shung transforms again into the Fraken and gets frozen*

Coop: Heh....that should cool him off.

*The Franken breaks free and then Megas goes up to punch the Franken but it grabs Megas with it's claw and then punches Megas into the dome wall again*

Kiva: *Scan* Coop...he seems to be transforming into our past enemies and is using their abilities against you!

Coop: But how!?

Shung: Simple. *He transforms back into Shung* I scanned your robot and gathered data of you and all other enemies you have fought. I must say I'm impressed. You have defeated many in combat. But I am much different then anyone you have faced. There is an old proverb saying "I may be your worst enemy but....*Transforms into Megas* Even you have your own personal demons."

Coop: Woah....

Kiva: *Scans* Coop....he's copied your robot and it's abilities!!!

*Megas Shung goes up to Megas and starts punching him many times, then Megas Shung fires a machine gun blast at Megas and Megas puts up his arms in an X position and then blocks the attack. Then megas fires a wave of missiles at Shung Megas and Shung Megas dodges them and grabs Megas and tackles him. Then Shung Megas goes to the other side of the arena and activates "Super Destruto Mode" and fires a ton of missiles at Megas*

Coop: Uh oh......*Megas gets hit by all of them and goes down*

Kiva: Coop we took heavy damage! I'm putting Megas on auto-repair! Can you stall him long enough to fully repair?

Jamie: I don't think we have enough time Kiva! Look!!! *We see Shung Megas kick Megas making Megas roll and Megas is down, megas then slowly gets down*

Shung: Foolish warrior. I told you no one can defeat me.

Raidor: FINISH HIM!!!!

Shung: As you wish my master....

Jamie: Coop do something...he's gonna kill us!!!!

Coop: I'm trying.....*Ping!*

*Shung grabs Megas*

Shung: Do you have anything to say before you die?

Coop: Yes....whatever you do! Don't use the green button's attack to destroy us. Please! It's effect would be too painful for us!!!

Shung: Is that so? Then I shall use it so my master can watch you suffer as I obliterate you! *He uses the attack but it causes Shung Megas to explode in places and this weakens Shung Megas* What the!? What's going on!? What did you do to me!!!!

Coop: And now to finish you off!!! *Megas goes to Shung and kicks him in the face knocking him down, Megas Shung transforms back to Shung and Megas grabs Shung and turns him around and rips out his spine killing Shung* Oh yeah! Mechtality baby!!!

Jamie: Nice!!! *Does pose thing with Coop*

*Everyone cheers except for Raidor*

Kiva: Coop how did you know!?

Coop: I was gonna install something in Megas but it backfired. So when he used it it backfired on him! Pretty smart eh?

Kiva: Well it worked....we just can't use that button or the same will happen to us.

*Everyone is still cheering*

Raidor: SILENCE!!!!! *To Megas* Impressive! You are not only the first person to have ever defeated Shung but you even killed him! I could use someone like you in my army! Why don't you join me and help me extend my rule beyond this planet! Together we can dominate the universe!!!

Coop: Offer's tempting but...I'm gonna pass. I don't take orders from old chumps like you!

*Everyone gasps at this*

Raidor: SILENCE!!! Fool......you do not know your place here!!! It should join me if you want to live! But now you will die!

Coop: Oh yeah who are you gonna send next pal? I just took care of your little friend here!

Raidor: Shung may be powerful yes.....but he is nothing compared to what I have in store for you now. It has been a long time since I had to do this but you leave me no choice! The time has come for you to take on....ORO!!!!!

Jamie: Oro?

Coop: Who the heck is Oro?

Raidor: He will be the last opponent you will ever face!!! NOW BRING HIM IN!!!

*We see giant robots bringing in a gianter robot who looks like Goro. He is twice the size as Megas and he has 4 arms and looks evil*

Coop: Oh no......

Jamie: Dude....I think I just wet my pants.

Raidor: Oro....he has never failed me before! He has taken many opponents and have turned them into scrap! He is why no one ever dares to defy me for they will be severly punished! Now I shall enjoy being entertianed as my prize warrior turns you into dust!

Oro: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* RORRRRAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiva: *Scans* Coop....he's too strong for us. You can't win by normal means!

Coop: Sorry Kiva but I ain't gonna let some giant four armed freak stop me for getting home and watching wrestlefest.

Raidor: FIGHT!!!

*Oro hits Megas with one of it's arms and slams him right into the dome wall, Megas gets up and Coop grrs and runs up to Oro*

Coop: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Megas starts to punch Oro rapidly and it does absolutly nothing this goes on for awhile*

Jamie: Uh Coop.....you can stop now....it's not hurting him.

Coop: *looks up and sees the robot tower over him* That just ain't right. *Megas gets hit by another of Oro's punches then Oro jumps around the room and creates Earthquakes and Megas tries to regain balance but can't, then Oro goes up to Megas and picks him up and using two of his fists hold Megas down then with the other 2 starts to punch Megas hard, then the robot throws Megas into the wall again, Megas gets up* All right pal....you just ticked me off!!! *Warcry then Megas runs and does Liu Kang's bicycle kick thing and it also does nothing to Oro, after awhile Oro grabs Megas by the leg and starts to slam him around the arena then throws him into the wall again, Oro then tries to hit Megas with his own fireball but Megas dodges them and tries to hit Oro but Oro slams Megas with one of his giant fists*

Kiva: Did I not just say that we can't defeat him by normal means?

Coop: I'll find a way to defeat him!!!!

*Megas gets up and starts firing missiles at Oro and they hit him but don't do damage, he just shakes it off, this anger's Coop even more and Coop adds lasers to the mix and still nothing works*

Kiva: Coop stop you're only depleting your weapons!!!!

Coop: WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO TAKE THIS CHUMP DOWN!!!! *Coop presses "Everything including the Kitchen sink" and Megas fires every missile, laser and weapon it has and hits Oro dead on with it, everyone looks as Megas unleashes everything it has on Oro, then when Megas is done we see Megas fall over and kneel as it electrocutes*

Kiva: Coop....you just wasted all of our energy! We don't have enough left to fight back!!!

Coop: Great......what happened Kiva....did I?

Kiva: No....not even a scratch. He's coming this way to finish us off!!!

Jamie: Great....so this is how we die uh? We get ripped to shreads by some four armed monster with an anger problem.

*Oro goes and picks up Megas and is about to rip him in half but then Oro short circuts and falls over and explodes, Raidor is surprised at this*

Coop: Huh? What just happened?

Kiva: *Scans* It appears that the little stunt you pulled damaged his internal systems enough to shut him down! We defeated it Coop.

Coop: Nice....*Megas then gets hit by a lightning bolt and goes flying to the other side of the wall and is down, Megas slowly gets up one leg and knee they see it is Raidor who is now fighting Megas*

Raidor: Perhaps it will only be by my hands that you will die!!! *Raidor does a flying tackle and hits Megas hard knocking him into the wall then he picks up Megas and taunts him* You don't even have enough power to fight back! I still offer you the chance to be my servant! Together we can rule the universe!

Coop: Forget it!

Raidor: Then you will die!!! *Throws Megas to the other side of the arena afterwards he then creates a giant metal hammer and uses it as a weapon he jumps over to where Megas is and tries to slam him but Megas gets out of the way and the hammer breaks the arena floor*

Coop: Kiva....how much energy do I have left to fight?

Kiva: Not enough....only 25% We need to recharge!

Coop: No time Kiva. I have to use what I have left and stop him!!! *Megas draws energy sword out and clashs with Raidor*

Raidor: You may have been able to defeat Shung and Oro....but I will not lose to you! You have been too much trouble for me and it is time you perished!!!

Coop: I've had enough of you you pompus, metal loser! You imprison me for taking some of your stupid oil, make me fight in your arena, then try to kill me when I defeat your men! It ends here!!! *Continues to struggle with Raidor but Raidor gets the better and knocks Megas out, Megas only has 5% energy left to use one attack*

Kiva: Coop...stop it now! You can't fight anymore! If megas loses the remainning energy then it will shut down for good!

Jamie: And if he doesn't then that guy is gonna mash us with is giant hammer!!!

Coop: Sorry guys.....this is it....

Raidor: Hmph....*Slowly walks up to Megas who is down and about to shut down* You could of been my general. But instead you refused. I will make you pay for stealing my oil, defeating my 2 greatest warriors, and forcing me to battle you! *Kicks Megas making him roll* Any last words before I mangle you?

Coop: Yeah....PSYCHE!!! *Megas creates the cool energy sword and stabs Raidor in the chest causing him to short circut as Raidor yells in pain*

Kiva: Coop! You hit him in his reactor core! He's gonna explode and take the whole planet with it!!!

Coop: Uh...whoops!!!

Jamie: And if that's not bad enough this dome is keeping us from escaping! We are trapped!!!!!

Coop: Kiva....I really hope you have an idea cause I don't think even I can get us out of this one!

Kiva: *Scans* I do! We can use the energy from the dome to recharge Megas! Then we can escape! But we have to be quick!

Coop: Got it!! *Megas goes to the generator and punches it and starts absorbing energy and Megas goes to 100% and the dome shuts down* Ok now let's get out of here!!! *Megas powers up and flies away and the emperor explodes taking the planet with it...Megas is near it*

Jamie: We aren't gonna make it!!!!!

Coop: Come on.....come on!!!!! *Megas dodges debris and manages to make it out alive.* Whew....YEEEEHAAAA!!!!! What a ride!!!

Jamie: Let's never do that again Coop.....I don't want to have to fight anymore crazy space ninjas or four armed freaks again.

Coop: Kiva we got enough fuel to get us home?

Kiva: Yes....we should be fine.

Coop: Ok then...let's go home, order some pizzas and watch the rest of wrestlefest!!! *Megas powers up and flies back home to Jersey City*

Jamie: Thankfully that's the last we'll see of them.

End Credits: We see the debris of the planet but then we see Raidor's head and it lights up with red eyes....he survived.

The end.

Xerroo

01-07-2006, 04:01 PM

Metal Kombat is done

Notes

1: Villians: Oro, Shung, Raidor
2: This episode is a huge parody of Mortal Kombat. Raidor acts like Shao Khan but looks like Raiden. He uses a cross of Raidens and Shao Khans attacks.
3: Oro looks like a cross between Kintaro and Goro. He uses both of their attacks.
4: The arena Megas was forced to fight looks awfully alot like the arena in "Mortal Kombat" Shaolin Monks
5: Coop used attacks from Scropion such as the harpoon and he even said. "Get over here!"
6: Shung has the abilities of Shang Tsung and transformed into different people.
7: People Shung transformed into: Alpha, Mecha Gear, Evil Coop's mech, Regis, Magnanimous, Gerkek, Ender, the Franken, and Megas.
8: Nothing Pop TV was destroyed this episode
9: Tunstem is the strongest metal in the world but cannot bend.
10: The gas cloud that looks like a horse head is actually the Eagle Nebula.
11: Coop blows up another planet....also it seems Raidor survived....may he return?

Darth-geister

01-07-2006, 04:56 PM

Wow dude you are on fire! You did two scripts then even if king puts his episodes on hiatus he's making many drawings, looks like you guys got alot of energy for this year :D.

The Jenna and Racheal episode was really funny and this one i consider it my other favorite related video game episode with Twisted Megas, looks like Raidor is one tough bad guy reminds me of Turlok.

Oni0

01-07-2006, 09:19 PM

Sorry for the hold up, i was just checking twice

Power Outage
I think this one is really funny because i remember Chronicles of Megas was good but not too much funny as Power Outage. I like that you put Racheal different attitued instead acting like Jamie.....yeah i know they are sarcastics and screamers but atleast you change them so that you can't repeat them.

Metal Kombat
As a Mortal Kombat fan, you just made me put this episode on my favorites in my book. The shung fight scene was really cool because he was changing into different mechs like Alpha, Mecha Gear etc And the fight with Oro was awesome.

JTX

01-07-2006, 11:43 PM

Thanks. I got that idea from a friend of mine who likes the series alot.
Well i think besides us, your friend is going to like this episode ;).

Xerroo

01-09-2006, 09:46 PM

Earth Booty

*The episode begins millions of years ago in outerspace, we see a giant metal pirate ship flying in outer space on the ship we see many different species of aliens and humanoids relaxing, dancing, drinking, and having fun, meanwhile we see the first mate using the wheel thingy to pilot the ship, then we see a humanoid pirate who looks like Redbeard from "Scooby Doo: Where are you?" walk behind the first mate*

Pirate Captian: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Avast ye scruvy dog!!! How much longer until we find a suitable planet to bury me booty!?

First mate: *Voice actor is Dave Wittenberg* There appears to be another set of planets coming up. I'll find us a suitable planet for you to land and bury your treasure.

Pirate Captian: Well ye best be hurrying up laddie! Me crew be getting a bit anxious!!!!

First mate: I'll see if we can land now. *Scans* Sir! I found a planet for us! It's the thrid rock of the system's sun. I believe it's called....Terra...or Earth or something.

Pirate Captian: Aye! Best bet setting her down now! Me crew should be happy to know we be landing soon!!!!

First mate: Yes sir! *The ship starts to land and as it enters the Earth's atmosphere we see it's during the age of dinosaurs and we see some Brontosauruses eating the leaves off of trees as well as a Triceritops eating some grass when they look up and see the ship entering the planet then go back to eating as the ship gets closer we see an anchor drop and it hits the ground and drags along it until it hits a rock and the ship stops and lands on the ground*

Pirate Captian: Aye!!!! This look like a perfect spot to bury me treasure!!!! Tell me mate! Where be we?

First mate: Let's see. *Gets out a map* It says here we are in....Jersey.

Pirate Captian: Well that be a weird name for a mass of land! Oh well!!! Time to bury me booty!!!! *They crew get shovels and start digging, however the noise is strong enough to get the attention of a T-Rex who heads over to them and roars out for he is hungry he arrives and roars again, the men start to run away* GET THE MECHS!!!! SHOW THIS BEAST WE AREN'T AFRAID OF IT!!! *All of a sudden we see mechs that look like pirates and we see them get out pirate cutlasses and they start surrounding the T-Rex and then from the trees another shows up, then another!!! The T-Rex's surround the pirate mechs and one of them swipes a mech with it's tail knocking it down, then we see a pirate mech with a patch eye and a peg leg take it's leg and fire a laser blast from it hurting the T-Rex, then using it's cannon arm it fires an energy net around the Dinosaur ensaring it. The other 2 T-Rexes try to eat another mech but it has a parrot on it's shoulder and the parrot flies and turns into a jet and it fires a machine gun blast at the T-Rex and it scares off the other 2 T-Rexes. The pirate with the metal parrot mech is the Captian's mech* Aye...that be a close one!!!! *To his crew* Well what be ye waiting for! Let's bury me treasure and get out of here before more of those things show up!!!! *They continue to bury the treasure and it pans up to the sky then it says Present 2006 we pan back down and we see that it's Coop's house, we see Coop inside relaxing with his best friend Jamie as they take it easy*

Coop: Ahh.....such the life eh Jamie. No chores, no bad guys, and no Kiva. I'm glad she decided to go visit her ancestor for a while. It gives us guys time to relax.

Jamie: *Stretches* Yeah you said it Coop.

Coop: Hey Jamie! I just had a great idea! Remember that crack in the side of the basement we saw when we were little and we thought there might be buried treasure in there? Let's try and see if we can break it open.

Jamie: Are you sure you wanna do that? Won't you accidently destroy the house? Again?

Coop: Everytime I summon Megas I destroy the house. So what does it matter?

*They are now in the basement side and Goat is with them.*

Goat: Ok Coop....here's the sledgehammer you asked for. Uh....you doing some redecorating?

Coop: Nah....I'm gonna break this wall down and see if anything's behind it. It's been bugging me since we were little.

Goat: I don't think that's such a good idea Coop.

Jamie: That's what I told him.

Coop: Ok boys....stand back! Let a big man do this. *Coop grabs the sledgehammer and backs up then he swings it at the wall and with one hit it completely breaks, there is dust and concrete everywhere and the whole basement's a wreck*

Jamie: Dude....your mom is so gonna kill you.

Goat: *Cough* Cough* Man Coop!!! You almost took us out with that thing!

Coop: Heheh....guess I don't know my own strength. *We see Jamie is startled and stuff cause he's looking at something*

Jamie: Uh Coop....you know about that treasure you were talking about?

Coop: Yeah?

Jamie: Dude....you were right. *They see the treasure and they all looks surprised*

*Title Screen Plays*

Earth Booty.

*They are staring at a big treasure chest*

Jamie: Woah....check it out!!!

Coop: Dude...I don't believe it!!!

Jamie: Yeah I know.

Coop: Someone put a perfectly good trunk behind my basement wall!!!

Jamie: Yeah I *Sound of radio warp* wait what!?

Goat: What do you think is inside?

Jamie: Probably tons of gold!!!! Come on Coop let's get this thing open!!!

Coop: All right just relax. Bring it over in the other room. I'll go get a crowbar.

*Goat and Jamie try to lift it up but they are weaklings*

Jamie: Man whatever is inside is heavy!!! Errgghh!!!!

Goat: I know...it must be worth alot if it weighs this much!!!

*Coop looks at them and sighs then he picks up the chest by himself with no trouble and carrys it into the other room*

*Meanwhile in outerspace we see the very same ship flying in space now with different pirates on board the captian is a younger man who wears the same emblem as the pirate from the beginning of the episode*

Captian Lang: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Ahoy first mate! How much longer untill we find the next treasure chest!?

First Mate: *Voice actor is Scott Menville* Not much longer sir. There is a planet known as Earth. It's where the next chest was buried!!!

Captian Lang: Ahhh.....yes....I remember the stories me father told me about me great great great great great greatgreatgreatgreatgreat *Breaths in* Greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat *At this point the first mate stares at him* Greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grand pappy Captian Buck sailed the seven cosmos and buried all of his treasure on different planets. Prepare for landing first mate winston! We have a treasure to get!!!!

First Mate: Yes sir! *The ship continues to head towards Earth*

*Meanwhile back in Coop's house we see Coop with a crowbar opening the chest he found and inside is gold....lots of gold*

Coop: Woah......that's alot of gold.

Jamie: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WE'RE RICH!!!! FILTHY STINKING RICH!!!! *Starts celebrating with the gold as goat joins in and they dance happily*

Coop: Better make sure it's real gold. *Gets Kiva's scanner she left and scans it* Yep. It's gold all right. *Goat and Jamie continue dancing happily*

Goat: Man we are gonna be living like kings!!!! RICH KINGS!!!!

Coop: Let me get my share first. *Coop goes in and only takes about 2 gold coins which are worth $10000 each.

Jamie: That's it? Dude there is plenty here for you!!!

Coop: I don't need that much. I figured I'd take two. I'm gonna use it to buy Jenna a hot tub for an anniversary gift.

Jamie: Oh yeah well I'm gonna...

*Daydream*

Jamie is living like a king as he has a throne and stuff and he is sitting happily as people cheer for him as he is rich. He is surrounded by many chicks who giggle and play with him and Jamie smiles*

*Back to reality*

Jamie: Oh yeah.....

Goat: You know what I've always wanted? A country named after me. Yeah I can just see it know....Goatopia.

*Coop and Jamie stare at goat then at each other at this point they start talking about the treasure and stuff meanwhile we see the pirate ship decend over Jersey and it's by their house, we then see Captian Lang using a telescope that has X-Ray vision*

Captian Lang: Now where be me treasure....*Scans a few houses and finds nothing, then finds a house with a hot chick getting in a bikini relaxing then he stops and looks and goes "ooooh nice" then continues to scan and finds his treasure* Aha!!! There be me tresure!!! What's this!? Thieves!!! How dare they take me great great great great great great great greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat *Breaths in* greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat *Everyone is staring at him as he goes on* greatgreatgreatgreatgreat grand pappy's treasure!!! PREPARE THE CANNONS FOR LAUNCH!!!! *We see pirates go and put cannonballs into the cannons for launching and stuff then they aim it at the house* Hold up me mateys!!!! We don't want to destroy the treasure!!! Just flush out the thieves who have me treausre!!!

Pirate: *Voice actor is Frank Welker sounds like Krunk* Then can we pillage after we get the treasure back?

Captian Lang: Aye...we pillage.

Pirates: *Cheering happily*

*They aim it around the houses and begin firing. A cannon destroys a car, one hits a different house, one destroys a POP TV truck, and they keep firing, the blasts cause the houses to shake and we see the guys getting worried*

Jamie: It's an earthquake! We are all gonna die!!!

Coop: Let's get out of here with the chest!!! *Coop grabs the chest and they all go outside where they look up and see the pirate ship* Woah....

Jamie: Space pirates!!!!

Goat: You mean like pirates! From space!?

Captian Lang: Ahoy there landlubbers! You better be givin me a good explination as to why you got yer grubby mits on my great great great great greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat *Everyone looks at him and sighs* greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat Grand pappy's treasure!!!

Coop: Uh....I found it man! And besides! I don't see his name on it!!!

Captian Lang: *Rather friendly like* Aye....it be on the bottom of the chest. Just look.

*Coop lifts it up and sees the name*

Coop: Oh....so it does.

Captian Lang: So be a good man and return me treasure or I might have to cut some gizzards today?

Coop: No way pal!!! I found it!

Jamie: Coop....maybe you should give it back to them.

Captian Lang: Don't make me come down there and turn ye into blubber for oil! You've got enough blubber thar to fuel my ship for a few years!!!

*The other pirates laugh*

Coop: Hey man...I would love to give you back your treausre....but I was gonna give it to my girlfriend.

*All of a sudden the pirates soften up and take off their hats*

Captian Lang: Aye....that be a very sweet gesture...*Viomalin music starts playing* I too know how it is to give away me treasure to someone I love. *Takes out a picture* Ahh....me mother. Quite a pirate lass was she. I'd do anything for her...just like you would for yer girlfriend.

Coop: So?

Captian Lang: The gentlemen in me says to let you have the treasure for I got plenty of me own. *Coop smiles* *Sound of radio warp* BUT THE PIRATE IN ME SAYS TO TAKE THE TREASURE FROM YE!!! And I always listen to my pirate side.....MEN ATTACK!!! *People jump down and confront Coop, Jamie, and Goat*

Coop: Heheh....this will be easy. Just a few chumps. I can take all of you guys one with *They all draw cutlasses and swords and stuff* Ok....

Jamie: AAAAAHHHH *Screams like a little girl and hids behind Coop* Don't let them kill me!!!!

Captian Lang: *Draws out his sword* Ye be surrounded fat man! Now give me the treasure or else!!!

Coop: Hold on pal!!! If we are gonna do this we have to do this right! *Goes in side for a bit then comes out wearing his pirate costume he got in "Space Booty" and he is holding a wrench* Now I'm ready. Be warned Captian Long Johns!!! The wrench is mighter than the sword!!!

Jamie: That's pen Coop....the pen is mighter than the sword...

Coop: Yeah but I'm holding a wrench and....nevermind.

Captian Lang: ATTACK!!!! *they go up to Coop and try to take his treasure and they start to fight. One priate goes up to Coop and tries to slash him but Coop uses his wrench and hits the sword and knocks it out from the pirate, then Coop gives him an elbow to the face and knocks him down, then another priate tries to stab Coop but Coop sucks his gut in and doesn't get stabbed, then he takes the wrench and clashes with the sword and Coop once again forces the sword out of his hands then punches the guy in the face, then two pirate twins show up and and try to hurt Coop but Coop grabs them both by the head and makes them collide knocking both out*

Jamie: Yeah Coop! Show em whose the man!!!

*The pirates decide to drop their weapons and coop does the same, now it becomes a normal fight. One by one the pirates go up and try to take the big guy down but Coop is just too strong and fat for them. One of them is a strong brute and has purple skin and tries to clobber Coop but Coop punches him hard in the stomach then knees him in the face, another one tries to hit Coop from behind and does knocking Coop down but he gets back up*

Coop: You just ticked me off!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Coop jumps on the guy and gives him a camel clutch*

Pirate: *Voice actor is Daran Norris* UNCLE UNCLE!!!!!!!

*Coop gets up and cracks his knuckles and grins evily, then more pirates tackle Coop and gang up on him, we see them punch Coop alot but Coop gets back up and starts clobberin people left and right. He takes one pirate and throws him into a bunch of other pirates knocking them down, both Goat and Jamie look at Coop who is doing all the work as Coop starts thrashing more pirates with his bare hands and the captian looks rather impressive at Coop as Coop continues to thrash his crew we see pirates flying in the air like that episode of Totally spies "Scam Camp Much" where Sam is trashing people, anyways Coop continues to pummel and smash more pirates using his brute strength, meanwhile Jamie and goat are drinking soda and watching. Then some other dude comes up and watches.*

Gambler: *Voice actor is Phil Lamar* My money's on the fat guy.

Jamie: I'd take that bet. *Drinks his soda*

Coop: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Coop grabs another pirate and gives him a headbutt to the face, then Coop spears another pirate and stomps a mudhole in him but then a tiny midget pirate jumps on Coop and tries to take him down and Coop runs backwords into a tree hurting the midget pirate as he falls down then more pirates jump on Coop and try to take him down but Coop throws them away from him, then we see Coop looking around as most of Captian Lang's men are down and in pain* Anyone else want a piece of this?

*Other pirates back away in fear as they are scared*

Captian Lang: GET BACK HERE YE YELLOWBELLED COWARDS!!!! HOW CAN WE THE MOST FEARED GANG OF PIRATES TO HAVE EVER SAILED THE SEVEN COSMOS BE AFRAID OF A FAT LANDLUBBER!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE OF HIM AND MANY OF US!!!! BESIDES!!! WE HAVE MECHS!!!! *The pirates get back onto the ship and go into their pirate mechs and they come back* I must say man ye be very impressive against me army but not even you can defeat me when we are in our robots! Now I be giving ya one last chance to hand over me great great great great great....

Coop: Enough with that!!!

Captian Lang: Aye sorry.....just give me the treasure!!!!

Coop: Sorry.....*Runs into his car with Jamie and Goat, backs the car into the garage and Megas emerges destroying the house.....again* If you want it so badly you'll have to fight me for it!!!!

Captian Lang: Aye...that mech be quite impressive. But ye still no match for me crew!!!! Men prepare to attack!!!!

*Megas does the bring it on pose as Megas is surrounded by mechs, another guy walks up to the gambler*

Gambler: My money's on the blue robot.

Other guy: *Voice actor is Scot Reinecker* You're on!

*The other priates start to attack Megas but Megas elbow a mech in the face then pushes him down while kicking another that's coming at him, a mech tries to slash Megas with it's cutlass but Megas grabs the sword and stabs the mech damaging it then Megas pushes it down without blowing up the mech, then some other mechs use their arms and fire giant cannonballs at Megas but Megas dodges them and one of them goes near Jenna's house but misses*

Coop: Hey! You guys almost blew up my girlfriends house!!!!

Captian Lang: Aye...sorry. *Megas goes and punches another mech down, then we see another pirate mech with 2 swords in his hands and a sword in his mouth, Megas goes and grabs a sword from one of the fallen mechs and begins to fight with it Megas and the other pirate clash blades. Megas tries to stabe the mech but the mech spins around and using the sword in his mouth tries to slash Megas with it but Megas dodges and they continue to exchange blades, then Megas manages to knock one of the swords out of the mechs hand, this causes the mech to drop the other sword as well as the one in his mouth and then grabs a giant bo staff and twrils it around, then Megas goes and grabs a giant telephone pole and Megas opens up and Megas puts the telephone in the thing and like a pencil sharpener turns the pole into a bo staff as well*

Jamie: Dude....you have a pencil sharpener in your robot!?

Coop: So? *They then start to fight with their staffs as they try to knock the other staff off the pirates are starting to cheer for the pirate mech and they continue to fight and stuff as they continue they both break their staffs in half they then both look at the staffs and throw half of it away, they then continue to fight with their staffs as they try to smack the other on the head, after awhile the staffs break again and they throw half of it away, then they try to wack each other again but once again the staffs break, everyone is looking and acting all confused then Megas looks at the tiny staff it has as well as the pirate that was using it. They they look at each other then they get into fighting stance and use what little staff they have left to play that game where you hit the person on the hand with the stick and they have to move it away, at this point Jamie and Goat are dumbfounded by this and Megas hits the pirate on the hands a few time but on the third time the priate mech moves his hands and laughs at Megas at this point Coop smiles evily and whacks the pirate in the head with the tiny staff and the mech falls over*

Jamie: Nice.....

Coop: I knew that would work.

*The pirates then shoot Megas with their giant boomsticks and try to destroy Megas but Megas opens up and fires machine gun blasts at the other robots damaging them, then Megas goes up to a robot and rips off the head of the mech and it falls over, then another mech jumps in the air and tries to slice Megas with it's cutlass but Megas turns around fast and yanks the sword from him and then tosses him into another mech knocking them both down, then we see a mech with a peg leg take it's leg off and it turns into a saber, this causes Coop to create an energy sword of his own and they clash blades again a pirate from behind joins in and now it's 2 on one, Coop manages to evade them then sees an oppotunity and grabs the pirate with the saber and has him stab the other pirate with it, then Megas slashes that pirate with his cool energy sword*

Captian Lang: Arghh!!!! What is wrong with you guys! You all be fighting like a bunch of girls!!!!

*Megas continues to pummel and smash up mechs left and right. He grabs a mech and crushes it's head causing it to fall over, then Megas fires energy blades at another cutting it to pieces all the while not hurting any of the pilots then Megas grabs a house and throws it onto another mech crushing it then we see a pirate hit Megas from behind with it's fists but Megas then has a fist fight with this giant robot, we see Coop grr as he presses the O and X buttons on his controller and then we see him pick up the giant mech and give it a body slam followed by an elbow drop then Megas grabs another pirate and gives him an uppercut and he lands at the school*

Kids: YAY!!!!!

Goat: Coop behind us!!!!

*Megas turns around and sees a robot with a giant barrel slam Megas with it and does so knocking down Megas*

Captian Lang: Aye matey! Don't be wasting our booze on him!

Pirate: *Voice actor is Frank Welker* Sorry......

*Megas gets back up and starts punching the mech alot and then Megas claps it's hands hard knocking out the mech, then we see Captian Lang take the robot parrot on his mechs shoulder and it transforms into a jet and it goes after Megas shooting at it while it does so Megas tries to swat it away but it's too fast*

Jamie: Coop!!! Stop that thing before it hurts us!!!

Coop: What do you think I'm doing Jamie!!! *Megas opens up and starts to fire more machine gun blasts at the jet thing but it turns around and does a loop de loop in the air then comes back at Megas and fires a smoke missle at Megas and it hits the car creating a smoke screen* OH man! I can't see anything!!! *Megas activates the fans to blow the smoke away but when doing so we see a giant fist hit Megas and Megas goes down, thent he jet transforms back into a parrot and lands on Captian Lang's mechs shoulder then Captian Lang's mech kicks Megas down and points his giant cutlass at Megas*

Captian Lang: Argh!!! This be where it ends for you matey!!! Ye be putting up a good fight!!! But now I be taking the treasure from you!!!

Coop: Take this.....*Megas rolls out from Captian Lang gets back up and grabs a nearby sword and points it at the Captian's mech*

Captian Lang: Aye....so ye be wanting a man to man showdown eh? Well I be fine with that!!! We shall duel for the prize!!!

Coop: Fine with me!!!

Captian Lang: But let's make it interesting!!! If I win than ye not only have to give me the treasure but the three of ye must join me crew!!!!

Coop: Deal!!!

Jamie: Hey I don't want any of this! Coop doesn't speak for me!!

Goat: Yeah me either!!! I have things to do man. Don't include me in this!

Coop: *Stares at them* And should I win....

Captian: Than I'll let ye keep the treasure and I'll walk away!!!!

Coop: I'm good with that then. Let's do this!!!

Captian: Aye very well.....En garde!!! *They both look at each other and then they start to clash their blades, they manuver each other and try to hit the other but both are very good, at one point Megas tries to hit Captian Lang's mech but Lang flies in the air and then fires eye beams at Megas but Megas puts up shielding and fires an energy blast of his own, They are still fighting right in front of Coop's house BTW then Megas goes into the air and opens up and fires missles at Captian Lang's mech they are heat seekers so they go right at Captian Lang but the parrot robot on his shoulder flies and dirives the attention of the missiles to the robot parrot which now turns into a jet and flies away the missiles chase the parrot but the jet turns around and flies below the missiles and makes a dive at Coop trying to hit Megas straight on but Coop sees this and has Megas ready to slam the jet down as the jet gets closer we see it then go up into the air over Megas and Megas turns around not realizing the missiles are coming right at Megas*

Jamie: Uh Coop....

*Coop turns around and sees the missiles and Megas just dodges them and the missiles blow up around the area and one of them hits Jenna's house*

Coop: Did ja da dude!!!! My girlfriends house!!! Look what you did!!!!!

Captian: Aye....sorry mate...

*Megas then grabs the pirate mech and slams him to the ground then Megas dives down and hits him hard. Megas then picks up the robot and grabs the parrot on his shoulder and crushes it destroying it, then Megas starts punching the Captian's mech many times very hard. Then Megas gives the mech a body slam*

Coop: Had enough?

Captian: Aye ye fight well!!!!! But I ain't done yet!!! *Opens his chest up and reveals a cannon that fires cannonballs and it fires at Megas and Megas grabs a telephone pole and uses it as a bat and starts smacking cannonballs out of the park and there just happens to be a POP TV blimp in the air and one of the cannonballs hits it destroying it*

Jamie: Knock it out of the park Coop!!!!

*Captian Lang continues to fire cannonballs at Megas but not at a quicker rate and Coop now uses the pole as a rod to block them as they come but one hits Megas and Megas gets knocked down. Megas then gets back up and using the cannonballs he throws them back at Captian Lang and his mech moves dodging the cannonballs, then they come at each other and grapple, Megas picks up his mech and gives him a suplex, then Megas goes up into the air and opens up like in the DMV episode and fires upon his mech creating a giant smoke cloud*

Coop: That should shut him up.....

Jamie: Did we beat him!!!!!

*The smoke starts to clear and we see his mech all beaten up and his leg fell off and so did an arm and his mech is short circuting*

Coop: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! All right!!! I beat him!!!

Captian Lang: Aye very impressive!!!! You are actually one of the many few to have defeated me in battle!!!! I bow to you! *Bows*

Coop: So you gonna give us the treasure and leave us alone.

Captian Lang: I would....but I had me fingers crossed!!!! *His mech flies back onto the ship and so do the other pirates and stuff* Prepare to fire everything we have!!!!! And activate the shields!!! *The shields activate and the cannons are locked onto Megas*

Goat: Pirates...

Jamie: Could never trust them.

*Everything is aimed At Megas we now see Captian Lang outside of his mech*

Captian Lang: This be yer last warning mate! Give me me booty or I'll fill yer robot with lead!!!

Coop: Never!!!!

Captian Lang: Fire!!!

*The ship fires everything at Megas and Megas dodges the blasts as best as it can*

Jamie: Coop just give him the treasure!!! I don't care about being filthy rich! I just want to live!!!!

Goat: Yeah me too!!! Just give him the treasure!!!!

Coop: Too late for that now!!!! This is personal!!! He blew up my grilfriends house!!!! *Megas speeds up and goes at the ship who continues to fire at Megas and Megas fires back at the ship using the "Itano circus and the misssles hit the ship"*

First mate: Captian! Ship is losing power in the shields! They're down 20%!!! If we take more hits like that the shields will be worthless!!!!

Captian Lang: Arghh!!! Power up the shielding and keep firing at the robot! I will have me treasure one way or another!!!!

*The ship continues to fire at Megas but Megas fires back using machine gun blasts, energy cannon, and laser blasts from the chests, the ship rocks and quakes as it hits the shields and the ship fires at Megas but Megas keeps dodging, then the shields are turning red and begin to fade*

Captian Lang: JUST KEEP FIRING!!!!

*Megas then fires another Italno circus at the ship and it breaks the shields but Megas gets pelted by blasts and goes down hard*

Captian Lang: Arghh....this be the end for ye! Now give me the treasure or else I'll destroy yer robot!!!

Coop: No!!! You listen here you crazy pirate wannabe!!! You try to take my treasure...

Jamie: Actually coop...it's his great great great great

Coop: Don't you start!

Jamie: Sorry.

Coop: Anyways....then you tried to destroy my robot!!! And you blew up my girlfriends house!!!!

Captian Lang: Aye....truely sorry about that.

Coop: Sorry don't cut it!!! *Megas powers up and goes super fast*

Captian Lang: Fire!!!!! *The ship fires more blasts at Megas but Megas dodges them and hits the ship and makes a hole right in it, the ship starts to explode and break in half as it goes down and crashes, we see smoke and all the pirates are coughing and when the smoke clears we see Megas land by them, the captian looks up then collapses* Aye mate.....I give up....I can see I can't defeat you. But I have to ask mate. Why ye be willing to rise yer lives for me treasure?

Coop: Well I was gonna buy my girlfriend a hot tub but not it looks like I'll have to buy her a new house which you destroyed by the way!!!!!

*All the priates start feeling bad*

Captian Lang: Aye....I really feel awful about yer lasses house.

Jamie: What are we gonna do Coop?

Coop: Hmmm.....I've got an idea! Tell you what Captian. How about this. You and your crew rebuild my girlfriends house, and install a hot tub and I'll give you back the treasure. Sound fair?

Captian: Aye!!! That be fair! Let's get to work boys! We've got a house to build!!!

*We later see the house completely built perfectly*

Coop: Not bad....not bad. Here is your treasure back. Hope you like the repairs I made on your ship too....I added a few things to liven up the place.j

Captian Lang: Aye!!!! Ye did a find job Coop!!! I best be going now! If you ever find us again and need help you know where to look!!!! Come on boys!!! We be getting of this rock!!! *They go onto their ship and take off*

Jamie: Well that takes care of those guys. Too bad we don't have the treasure anymore.

Goat: So Coop....what exactly did you do to their ship?

Coop: Welll......

*Meanwhile on the ship we see pirates playing pool, a pinball machine, video games, watching TV, drinking Mega-Slushes, and just having fun*

Jamie: Oh.....nice...

Girls voice that obviously sounds like Jenna: *Really loud coo of delight*

Jamie: What the heck was that!?

Coop: *Smiles* That would be girlfriend cooing in delight of the new hot tub I had built for her as an anniversary gift!!! I'm gonna go and see if she likes it. Take care guys. *Gets into the car and drives around the corner*

Goat: You know Jamie.....maybe Coop should of also asked those pirates to fix up his house too....it's a total wreck!!!

Jamie: Eh don't worry about it. It will be fixed next episode.

Goat: How do you know...

*Credits roll*

Jamie: Cause the animators always rebuild Coop's house every episode.

Goat: And you know this how?

Jamie: Just check the net for spoilers about the next episode!!!

Goat: Oh......wait a minute! We're on TV!?

*The End*

TBC....

Xerroo

01-10-2006, 08:07 PM

Earth Booty is done

Notes

1: Villians: Pirates
2: Coop befriends the villian at the end of the episode
3: Coop once again shows his strength
4: Coop still has the pirate suit from "Space Booty"
5: The one scene where Coop is thrashing pirates reminds me of a Totally Spies episode "Scam Camp Much?"
6: A POP TV blimp and truck was destroyed this episode.
7: Kiva does not appear in this episode
8: The staff fight is a reference to "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
9: Jamie and Goat break the fourth wall this episode.

JTX

01-10-2006, 11:33 PM

I like it, not much as the other two you did but still it was a funny a episode :).

Oni0

01-11-2006, 01:43 PM

Goat had some funny moments in this episode, this would be cool to see a battle of pirates with the Pirate Captain and Warlock in future episodes but it just me.

King_of_doom

01-12-2006, 03:12 PM

Not bad man. It was funny more where the guys are fighting with the pirates.

Xerroo

01-29-2006, 10:09 AM

Thrill of the hunt.

*The episode begins onboard the Karajor, we see these 3 bounty hunter like robots in the training room. One looks very similar to Hoverboard from "Ben 10", 1 looks like a Crab like alien, and the other looks like Samus Aran from Metroid. We then see Gorrath pacing around in another room he let's out a slight snarl. He then turns around to the Commander*

Gorrath: Begin the trail....

Commander: At once! *The commander presses a button and then we see many glorft mechs appear as well as pods. The Samus Aran like robot goes first and begins shooting the pods, his accuracy is very well and he shoots 20 pods. A glorft mech tries to attack him from behind but then the Crab like alien shows up and grabs the mech by the arm then throws it. He and Samus Aran like robot begin shooting at mechs in which they hit every time. We see mechs shoot at the crab like alien bot but the bot spins around really really fast and deflects the bullets back at the mech destroying them with ease. Gorrath let's out a slight grin.

Commander: Shall I relase the stronger mechs now?

Gorrath: Yes....I want to see if they are capible of doing the job.

*We then see the hoverboard like robot look on and hmph a bit, then in the training ground we see a bunch of Mecha Megas show up and they begin to beat up the other two alien robots. But then the Hoverboard like robot jumps and grabs his board and rides it into the battle field. The Mecha Megas try to shoot the black robot but the black robot puts up energy barriers that protect him everywhere. He then takes his arm and charges it up and fires a sonic laser canon at the other robots destroying them with ease, all the robots look up at a monitor and we see Gorrath's ugly mug*

Gorrath: Impressive.......All three of you are more than capible of doing a certian job for me. I need you to retreive this robot!!! And destroy the fat Earther that pilots it!!! *We see pics of Coop and Megas the three bounty hunters nod at it*

Commander: Succeed in destroying the Earther and retrieving the Prototype and you shall be rewarded.

Gorrath: Failure to comply and I will see to it that you never hunt another bounty again. Now go! DESTROY THE EARTHER!!!! AND BRING ME THAT PROTOTYPE!!!! *The three robots salute and they get into their ships and stuff and leave, gorrath sighs* It's a sad day when I, the leader of the Glorft have to rely on other people to defeat that Earther.

Commander: Don't worry....they will hopefully get the job done.

Gorrath: They had better. *We see them flying towards Earth*

*Title screen plays*

Thrill of the Hunt

*We are now in Jersey City by the Junkyard, old area, we see Megas. Coop and Kiva are inside, outside we see Jamie by some machine and we then see Goat getting a suntan since it's hot out*

Coop: OK JAMIE!!! LET IT RIP!!!

Jamie: Got it Coop!!! *Jamie presses a buttons and we see a bunch of stuff fly in the air, Megas then shoots it with machine gun blasts destroying them, then another set of stuff flies in the air and Coop fires more energy blasts at them destroying them. Then we see Megas fire energy blades at stuff cutting them in half* Looking Good Coop!!!

Coop: Heh...this is too easy!!!

*More stuff appears and Megas begins doing tricks like behind the back and stuff being arrogant as usual*

Kiva: Coop...stop fooling around and be serious. This is no time to play games! We are doing serious training!

Coop: Relax Kiva. I know what I'm doing!!! *More stuff appears and Megas destroys it* See I have everything under control. *A giant bus attached to a chain comes at Megas*

Kiva: INCOMING!!!

Coop: Wha? *Megas gets hit hard and goes out of control and fires machine gun blasts everywhere it goes by Jamie*

Jamie: Woah!!! *Dodges and jumps off the machine and the machine gun blast hits the machine, then we see it go by Goat, Goat gets up and jumps behind the junk pile and dodges the blast*

Goat: Man...that was a close one.

*When the smoke clears we see the Junkyard is a mess Kiva looks at Coop annoyingly*

Coop: Eheheh.....sorry.

*Jamie comes into Megas*

Jamie: Coop you almost killed me!!!

Coop: Sorry Jamie! I didn't mean to!

Kiva: Well Coop....maybe if you began thinking with your mind instead with your gut than maybe we would of defeated the Glorft by now! Coop you never think straight. You only act on your own accord. You need to stratigize before fighting.

Coop: Hey...I've beaten every bad guy I ever faced. I don't need no plans.

Kiva: While that's true you still cause way too much damage. How can you expect to save the world when you are a danger to yourself and everyone around you. If you're not careful you are going to lose someone dear to you. *Smiles a bit* Like you're girlfriend!

Coop: Hey...she can take care of herself. Anyways Let's get back to training.

Kiva: *Reads Stats* Actually we can't....that hit on Megas damaged some of it's systems. We need to make repairs.

Coop: Well I better get started then if we are gonna continue training.

Jamie: And this time Coop....try not to kill me.

*Coop stares at Jamie, meanwhile in the city we see the black robot walking around he has a scanner on his arm, it has a detailed map of Jersey City, he is tracking a blip that is Megas*

Black Robot: *Voice actor is a distorted Richard McGongle* Hmm....yes....the Mecha Earth Guard Attack System is here. *Looks around the city then points to some buildings* That way! *He begins to walk but then is grabbed by the Crab like robot*

Viken: *Voice actor is Billy West* Hold it mac! If anyone is going to destroy that Earther and get the prototype back to Gorrath it's me!!! *The Black robot throws him off*

Black Robot: Stay out of my way or else. *Then the Samus Aran like robot shows up infront of the black robot*

Bardos: *Speaks Aliean Language*

Viken: Yeah uh....what he said!

Black Robot: Let's concentrate of finding the prototype....then we'll worry about who gets to do what. *Walks away, the crab like robot then drills into the ground and the other robot goes aother direction, as he walks he sees a POP TV billboard and shoots it destroying it for fun because he can :P*

*Meanwhile back in the junkyard we see Megas and Coop is making repairs, Jamie is bored and Kiva is using the scanner*

Jamie: I'm hungry Coop. Let's go get something to eat.

Coop: Can't....gotta finish repairs on Megas. Just get something from the Food Particlizer.

Jamie: You shut it off to repair Megas remember?

Coop: Oh yeah....well be paitent.

Kiva: Maybe if you didn't just sit there Jamie and help Coop he'd be done alot faster.

Jamie: And I don't see you doing anything.

Kiva: *Scans* Actually I'm scanning the city for any potential threats of Megas. While Coop makes repairs Megas is vurnrable to attack. This way if someone shows up I can reactivate Megas so Coop can fight them. *Kiva picks up blips on the radar* Huh? Coop. I'm picking up three seperate entities in the city!

Coop: Friend or Foe?

Kiva: I don't know.....but one of them is near our area. Be ready Coop. We might have a battle on our hands. I'm gonna reactivate Megas just in case. *She does so, Coop gets back into the drivers seat*

*Meanwhile in the city we see the black robot scan Megas and notices that another blip is near it, it's one of the other bounty hunters, then at the Junkyard we see Megas get ready for a possible fight*

Jamie: So I wonder what kind of bad guy we might be facing today. *They hear rumbling and see the ground start to move and we see something tunnelling to them it then jumps out in front of them. It's Viken.*

Viken: Wam Bam *Aims at Megas* Thank you Ma'am!!!

Coop: Uh....you kinda caught us at a bad time pal. I'm a bit busy fixing my robot. So if you just come back at another time I'll be happy to help you.....or kick your butt depending if your evil or not.

Kiva: *Facepalms*

Viken: You got something I want pal! That giant robot of yours. So do yourself a favor and hand it over fatboy and I promisie you won't be harmed....er...killed!

Coop: Uh....instead of harming us at all, how about I just whoop you.

Viken: Look buddy, I got a job to do and I really don't want to make my client angry. I hear Gorrath's got this kind of mean streak on him.

Kiva: You're working for the Glorft!!!

Viken: Bingo sweetcheeks! Now hand over the prototype or else! *Charges up an energy blast*

Jamie: Coop...waste him.

Coop: *Evil grin* With pleasure!!!

*Megas jumps in the air and Viken fires a powerful energy blast from his claw thing but Megas dodges it and then goes for a drop kick. Megas hits Viken in the face then Megas does behind him and picks him up and throws Viken over him, then Megas runs at Viken and prepares to punch him but Viken grabs him with his claw*

Viken: No sale bub! *Picks up Megas and throws him into a building, the smoke clears and Megas gets up*

Kiva: Coop....remember when I said you should stratigize? Well.....now would be a good time to do that!

Viken: Look fatty, we can do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way. Well....if you ask me I perfer the Hard Way! *Open and closes his claw arm* So be a good little human and give me the robot or else!

Coop: How about.....no. *Presses a button and opens up to reveal six missiles. Megas fires them all at Viken and Viken gets blasted some buildings topple over him, when the smoke clears we see that Viken is buried under buildings. Megas takes his arm and acts as if he was blowing into it* Problem solved.

Kiva: That takes care of him....for now.

*Coop's stomach growls*

Coop: Man...all that bad guy smashing made me hungry. Let's go to the speedy mart!

Kiva: Coop...I'm still detecting two other entities. I think we should investigate those before you go and stuff yourself.

Coop: If I run into them on the way I'll take care of them. *Megas walks away from Viken who is barely moving, then we see from behind a building the red alien robot and he walks up to Viken.

Bardos: *Speaks alean language* *Bardos gets a blip on his radar and he sees Megas, he walks over to the area*

*Meanwhile in another area of the city we see the black robot walk around*

Black Robot: Hmm....Now where is the Mecha Earth Guard Attack System? *Sees a blip* Over there! *Points to some debris* Hmm....what happened here? *Goes over to the debris and sees Viken get up*

Viken: Man....that fat guy got lucky! *To the black robot* What are you staring at! Stay out of my way pal or else!! *Digs back into the ground and heads over to the Speedymart the black robot just follows behind*

*At the Speedy mart we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva outside eating snacks. Coop is drinking a Mega-Slush, Jamie is drinking a Big Glug and Kiva just has a small soda*

Coop: Man....I love this Catastrophic Cherry Craze flavor. They nailed it just right!

Kiva: I'm glad you are enjoying yourself Coop but we need to find out what those other readings are. What if there are more robots working for Gorrath.

Coop: If you ask me I think Gorrath's a coward. He can't even get Megas himself. *Drinks his slush* Just goes to show how much of a wuss the squid is.

Jamie: Uh Coop....someone's beating up your robot. *They see Bardos rapidly punch Megas and Megas just stands there.*

Coop: HEY! He's gonna dent the chrome!!! *They walk up to Megas without Bardos seeing them and they get in. As Bardos is about to fire at Megas, Megas activates and grabs Bardos, knees him in the stomach takes his gun and crushes it into tiny pieces* Hey man...if you are gonna beat up my robot, at least wait until I'm inside of it!!!

Bardos: *Speaks aliean language*

*Coop and Jamie stand there dumbfounded*

Coop: Uh Kiva....do you speak Alieanesse?

Kiva: No....but I can run what he said through the translator. *Types stuff and we hear Bardos speak again, kiva is reading now* Surrender the Prototype at once earther or else you will be destroyed.

Jamie: Oh great.....now we have to deal with another bounty hunter? Can things get any worse? *They hear rumbling and we see Viken break through the Speedy Mart*

Viken: I'm baaaaaccckkkk!!!!!

Coop: Jamie.....you just had to open your mouth didn't you?

Viken: Don't expect to get rid of me that easily fatso. I'm going to get the prototype one way or another!

Coop: You want it so bad!? Come and get it!!!

*Bardos gets another gun and tries to shoot Megas from behind but Megas sees this and puts up his hands to deflect the blast, then Viken comes from behind and grabs Megas arm with it's claw arm and Megas tries to break free*

Coop: Hey man. Keep your claw to yourself!!!

Viken: You don't get it do you! I'm going to take the prototype back to Gorrath with or without you in it!

*As Megas continues to struggle Bardos aims at Megas and charges up a powerful gun blast, and fires it at Megas but Megas jumps and it hits Viken breaking his hold on Megas*

Coop: How was that for intellegent thinking....

Jamie: Don't celebrate yet...he's getting back up.

*Viken gets back up and looks at Megas, but then turns to Bardos*

Viken: Hey buddy! Watch where you are shooting!

Bardos: *Speaks Alien Language*

Viken: If anyone is going to bring the prototype to Gorrath it's me!!! Now stay out of my way and let me show you how a professional bags his prey. *Turns around to find Megas gone* Huh? Where'd he go!?

Bardos: *Speaks Alien Language*

Viken: What do you mean I lost him! *They argue and quibble a bit, but then we see Megas on a building as he prepares the cool energy sword*

Coop: HEY LOSERS! LOOKING FOR ME!? *They look up to find Megas* WAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *Goes down and slashes the cool energy sword at some nearby buildings and cause them to fall on both alien robots*

Viken: Not again....*Crush'd!!!*

Coop: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's two down!!!

Kiva: *Scans* Coop there is one more! Behind us!!! *Megas turns around and sees the black robot kick Megas in the chest knocking him down*

Jamie: Man another one!? This isn't fair.

Coop: *Angerly* IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO DELIVER MY ROBOT TO GORRATH!?!?

*Silence*

Kiva: Coop quit fooling around and stop that other robot!!

Coop: Got it. *To the other robot* Look pal! I'm not in the mood to fight you. So why don't you get on your little hoverboard and leave!

Black Robot: I'm afraid I can't do that. I must retrieve the Mecha Earth Guard Attack System back at all costs. Even if it's now in the hands of some Fat guy. *Takes his blaster and charges up*

Coop: Fine then! I'm gonna whoop you! *Megas runs over to the robot and tries to hit him but the robot jumps in the air and Megas misses him, Megas then flies into the air and tries to take down the black robot but the black robot grabs Megas by the arm and flies out of the city in that area we see little tommy drinking a Mega-Slush and he sees it.

Little Tommy: COOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!

*We see the black robot fly over Jersey Woods and Megas is still with him*

Coop: Hey let me go pal! *Megas tries to punch the robot but the robot dodges a bit and he flies over the mountians over to some lake area*

Coop: Let us go! Let us go!

Black Robot: With pleasure. *Throws Megas hard into the ground and goes crashing into the rocks*

Kiva: *Scans Megas* Coop...Megas took heavy damage. Subsystems are down!

Jamie: What else is new.....man 3 bounty hunters. Gorrath must be desperate.

Coop: Don't worry. I'll take care of this chump like I did with the other two.

*The black robot lands by Megas and kicks him in the chest hard*

Black Robot: So the fate of the world is left in the hands of some fat stuipd guy? How pathetic. If I lived here I would of sworn allegiance to the Glorft from the start.

Coop: Oh that's it! You are goin down! Waaaahhh!!!!! *Megas runs over to the robot but the robot counters and does some martial arts move and breaks Megas arm in pieces* Whaa!!!!!

Jamie: That wasn't a good thing right?

Kiva: NO IT WASN'T!!!!!

Black Robot: You are the kind of guy who thinks with his fists and never with his mind. You never take the time to formulate a plan or stratigize on how to stop the enemy.

Jamie: Wow....he read you like a book Coop.

*We see Megas grabbing it's limp arm*

Coop: Big deal!!!! In case you didn't know chump! I have defeated the Glorft on a number of occasions!!

Black Robot: By dumb luck. I bet you haven't even began to fully utilize the Mecha's Earth Guard Attack System's abilities. You know so little of the robot you pilot. That robot you have is the key to the future between the federation and the Glorft.

Kiva: How....how do you know so much about Megas?

Black Robot: There are alot of things I know about Megas.....Kiva Andru. *Kiva gets surprised* For you see.....you and I are alot alike. *His face thing opens up to reveal a monitor the monitor turns on and we see the face of the Lunar Captian from the future* I'm from the future as well...

Kiva: LUNAR CAPTIAN!!!! Wha!? What are you doing here!?

Coop: You know this guy?

Kiva: He's my commanding officer.

Lunar Captian: Sadly....My physcial body is not here. The robot you see before you is a special project we have been working on. I can control the robot from any time frame it's in from the safety of the federation headquarters. We were able to send it back in time....but we have yet to work on bringing it back. *Smiles* I'm slo glad you are ok Kiva.

Kiva: How's Earth Captian?

Lunar Captian: Efforts are being made to save the Earth and rebuild it to it's glory. With the Glorft gone we are free to rebuild. But don't worry Kiva. We are finding a way to bring you back and get Megas.

Coop: Uh....I'm kinda using it....

Lunar Captian: You don't deserve it. The way you use it you'd end up destroying the Earth!

Coop: Hey pal! Cut me some slack!!!

Lunar Captian: I would if you would just use Megas correctly....and what the heck did you do to Megas anyway!?

Kiva: Sir....forgive the interrupption....but while Coop may not be the most brightest person in the planet....he has been quite reliable.

Lunar Captian: I could tell.....Gorrath appears to be fuming over his various losses. I heard that he was even beat up by a couple of humans.

Coop: That would be me sir.

Lunar Captian: Anyways.....I have something for you Kiva. I got this from Gorrath. *His monitor now shows plans the Glorft plan to do* I was spying on Gorrath for awhile when he needed bounty hunters to get back his robot so I figured it would of been a good time to infiltrate the Glorft using the robot.

Kiva: This is very helpful Captian. Thanks.

Coop: Uh....while this is all good and all....what are you gonna do about my robot?

Lunar Captian: Guess I over did it on the attack there. Here let me repair your arm. *Wires come out of the black robot and go into Megas, part of the wires pick up Megas's arm and re-attach it to Megas fixing it. Megas flexes his arms to make sure it works*

Jamie: Nice...

Lunar Captian: While I fixed your arm, you still need internal repairs. That you'll have to do on your own.

*All of a sudden we see a missile hit where they are and they both dodge out of the way, we see Bardos fly down to where Megas is, then we see Viken dig up from the ground*

Viken: Surprise!!!!

*Megas gets up and looks at Viken*

Coop: You again!? Don't you know when to give up!?

Bardos: *Speaks alien language*

Viken: Me and Bardos here decided to come to a little agreement. By taking both you and the traitor in we'll both collect a nice lump sum.

*Megas gets ready to fight but the black robot gets in the way*

Kiva: Sir!

Captian: Coop....let me handle this! You can't fight!

Coop: Sorry pal! But I ain't gonna sit back and let you handle these chumps by yourself. Injured or not Megas is still able!

Lunar Captian: Perhaps you don't understand the severity of the issue. If this robot gets destroyed, then I'll be safe. But if you get destroyed then the Earth is doomed. I'm going to hold them off as long as I can until you fully repair yourself. So don't get involved!!!

*Coop grrs a bit and backs off*

Kiva: Initating auto repair. It should take a few minutes.

Jamie: Let's just hope your friend can take care of these two.

*The black robot grabs his blaster and aims at Viken*

Captian: You want a piece of me!? Bring it!

Viken: You get the blue robot! I got future boy here!

Bardos: *Speaks alien language, then flies over to Megas*

Captian: No! *Tries to stop Bardos but Viken grabs him with his claw arm and throws him to the ground*

Viken: Sorry buddy but you're fight is with me now!

*Bardos lands by Megas and takes out two blasters and aims them at Megas.*

Coop: Uh....you think we stand a chance?

Kiva: Yes....but we need to be extremely careful. Plan your attacks strategicly and don't let him hit you.

Jamie: We're doomed.

*The robot scans Megas and determines it's level, the robot then eases up and stuff, it's shoulders open up and out come tenticles like that of Dr.Octopus, they both have machine gun turrets on them, Megas flies in the air and dodges the blasts, then machine guns blasts change into laser attacks and it tries to cut Megas using the lasers, Coop dodges them*

Coop: Kiva...if you have any idea on how to beat this guy now would be a good time to tell me!

Kiva: I'll try and find a weakpoint. *Scans*

*Bardos continues to attack Megas with it's lasers and Megas continues to dodge them*

Kiva: I found a big weakness! If we can disrupt the wires on it's back we can mess up it's flight system.

Jamie: So then he'll go haywire and hopefully crash into something?

Kiva: Yeah and make this fight easier. Coop you need to get behind him and disrupt those wires!

Coop: Oh sure.....easier said to done! Right now I just got to dodge these lasers!!!! *Megas continues to dodge them meanwhile we see the black robot and Viken square off they walk in a circle looking at each other*

Viken: You made a big mistake buddy trying to turn on us!

Lunar Captian: How could I turn on you if I was never on your side from the start!

*Viken fires energy blasts from his claws but the lunar Captian creates shields that protect him, this angers Viken and Viken then goes underground, the Lunar Captian from his base looks around pressing buttons and we see the black robot he is controlling look for him, he then sees a giant claw come up from the Earth and grab the black robots leg, he then emerges from the ground and spins his upper half throwing the black robot into a rock*

Viken: End of the line buddy....*Viken then opens up his claw and charges up a powerful energy blast, meanwhile Megas is still trying to dodge lasers and get behind him, Bardos then fires homing missles and the chase after Megas*

Coop: Why couldn't this be easy! *Megas dodges the missiles but they follow him due to Megas's heat reading but then Coop gets an idea* I got an idea!!!

Kiva: You have an idea? This should be interesting....

Coop: Watch and learn! *Megas starts to fly around and head towards Bardos who fires at Megas but Megas dodges them every pass he gets Megas fires flamethrowers at Bardos and continues to do so in a manner, all of a sudden the missiles stop chasing Megas and go after Bardos, who looks up and gets blasted by them, while he's destracted Megas decends down and grabs the wires on his jetpack and rips them, this causes him to go haywire and he flies out of control, Megas aims the course of flight and goes to where Bardos will fly and gives Bardos a powerful pump handle attack knocking him to the ground. Bardos tries to get up but Megas stomps on him destroying him* How is that for thinking?

Kiva: Very impressive.

Coop: See....I told you I can think.

Jamie: Never doubted you for a second Coop.

*The blip shows auto repair is complete*

Kiva: Megas is 100% healed.

Coop: And that means time to have some shellfish!!! *Megas powers up and flies to where Viken is, meanwhile we see the black robot get blasted again into another rock, the robot is badly damaged and is electrocuting and stuff*

Viken: Heh...and here I thought you'd actually put up a fight....*Goes and picks up the robot by his head thing* If I can't bring the prototype to Gorrath, I'll just settle for you.

Lunar Captian: Sorry....but I don't think so. *Activates self destruct and revs up, Viken throws the black robot and it explodes*

Viken: Thought you can use self destruct eh? Pretty clever. But not clever enough. Now that you are out of the way, I'll go and take care of the giant blue robot and get my reward. *Turns around to see Bardos down and Megas standing* ....Oh you've got to be kidding me!!!

Coop: Don't think you can stop me that easily chump! You come to my planet, try to destroy my robot so you can get some money from the squids, and you killed Kiva's commanding officer!!!

Kiva: Uh Coop....he's not in our timeline....that was a robot.

Coop: Oh....well then....YOU BLEW UP THAT ROBOT!!! Now I'm gonna take you down and deliver you back to Gorrath!!!

Viken: Bring it pal!!!

*Viken fires at Megas trying to hit him but Megas puts up an energy shield to dodge the attacks, Megas then runs up to Viken and grabs his claw thingy and breaks it by splitting it open*

Viken: My claw!!!!

*Megas creates the cool energy sword thingy and stabs Viken with it causing him to shut down and explode*

Jamie: Nice finish....

*Megas then goes to where the robot is and picks up the TV monitor thingy, it turns back on*

Lunar Captian: Kiv........glad.........safe.

Kiva: Captian....sorry about the robot.

*The TV statics on and off as the Captian speaks*

Captian: Don't..............I will..........bring......future...........Glorft........defeated........Last...........count......

Kiva: *Tears a little* I will return! I promise! I will save the future!!!!

Captian: Futre............saved.........save...........you. *TV shuts down for good*

Coop: *To Kiva* Sorry about your friend Kiva. Will you be Ok?

Kiva: *Regains calmness* I'll be fine. As long as I know the future is safe.

Coop: Well....all this fighting made me hungry again. I'm in the mood for some crispy cajin nuggets. Let's go. *Megas walks away and stuff* Hey maybe on the way we can stop at the Speedy mart. I think I'm running out of Jerky again....*We then pan up to the Karajor, we see Gorrath slam his fists on the monitor*

Commander: Warmaster. The bounty hunters have failed to capture the prototype.

*Gorrath grabs his face and pushes him*

Gorrath: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT! I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME!!!! AND WHAT'S WORSE IS NOW THE EARTHER KNOWS ABOUT OUR PROJECTS!!!! Hrr.....He is clever.....I'll give him that. But make no mistake......I will get the prototype and I will take over this ape infested planet!!!! *Laughs evily and stuff*

End Credits: Gorrath continues to laugh and the Commander looks at him all wierd.

The end.

Xerroo

02-04-2006, 11:40 AM

Sorry for the delay but Thrill of the Hunt is finished.

Notes

1: Villians: The Glorft, Viken, Bardos
2: Viken looks alot like Krabb from Ben 10, he has the same voice actor and abilities but his armoring is different. Bardos looks like Samus Aran from Meteroid
3: A POP TV billboard is destroyed this episode.
4: The black robot is a robot from the future created by the federation, it's purpose was to find Kiva and bring her back to the future. It got destroyed.

JTX

02-04-2006, 12:06 PM

Don't worry it was all worthed. Like this one even it comes from Ben10(still don't get use to it)also like how Kiva was telling Coop if he's not careful enough or be serious he will lose someone close to him. I laugh alot at this quote:
Jamie: Uh Coop....someone's beating up your robot.

King_of_doom

02-04-2006, 12:33 PM

Cool new episode. It was a surprise that the black robot was actually the Lunar Captain(well mostly a robot) but still i like how you handle it and it was sad at the end with Kiva saying that she and the guys will save the future. The best ones is the speech of Coop, Jamie telling Coop that the bounty hunter is clobbering Megas and the end of credits with Gorrath still laughing.

SilverKnight

02-04-2006, 06:31 PM

Requisite reminder: I'd like everyone here to remember that if any of you want to discuss and detail story ideas, please keep it to PM.

That being said, I've really liked these scripts. They aren't Oscar-worthy, but they do really feel like Megas episodes, which is good, because Megas wasn't Oscar-worthy either. Of course, that was half the reason I liked it. :D I especially love some of these title names. They definitely kept me entertained. :anime: Nicely done.

Xerroo

02-04-2006, 06:45 PM

Thank you for the complements. I do my best.

Darth-geister

02-05-2006, 03:04 PM

Like JTX said don't worry about the delay because this episode i like it alot. The fights where cool as always and man i wanted at least Megas to hit the Black Robot(Lunar Captain) in the head so he can shut up and Kiva would've been angry with Coop.

Xerroo

02-08-2006, 08:37 PM

Ok....time to stray away from the norm. This is going to be an episode not about giant robots and fighting, but of love. And two different dates between Coop/Jenna and Jamie/Racheal. Jenna and Coop will have a sucessful loving date and Jamie and Racheal will have a not so sucessful one

NOTE: This is not a standard Megas XLR episode but something completely different. So do not take this as a normal episode. It's out of place and it's meant to be.

Double Date

*The episode begins in Jersey City, we see a robot get blasted into a building, the robot gets back up, and looks at Megas, we see Megas crack it's knuckles, the robot runs at Megas and tries to punch him but Megas dodges out of the way and Megas counters by throwing the robot into another building. The robot gets up and his eyes turn red, he walks up to Megas and tries to hit him again but then something touches the robot on his shoulder. The robot goes from evil eyes to O O eyes and turns around and we then see Megas 2 punch the robot in the face, the robot falls back in pain and then we see both Megas and Megas 2 go up to the robot. Megas grabs the robot from behind and Megas 2 cracks it's knuckles, Megas 2 then punching the robot in the face very hard. Then after awhile we see Megas put the robot on his shoulders and Megas 2 goes up a building, Megas 2 creates the cool energy sword and jumps in the air*

Jenna: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Megas 2 does an X slash move and cuts the robot into 4 pieces, Megas 2 gets up and turns its head around to see what it did*

Coop: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! Man that was awesome! Great work Jenna!

Jenna: Don't mention it. As long as I can help save the city.

Jamie: Don't you mean....destroy the city. *Points to the damage done*

Jenna: Uh eheheheh........

Coop: *Stomach growls* Man I'm hungry.

Jenna: Me too. I could use a nice pizza right now. Or 20.

Coop: Yeah. Let's go back to my place for a pizza eatathon.

*Megas walks back to Coop's house*

Racheal: Oh.....this should be good.

Jamie: 50 bucks says Coop wins.

Racheal: You're on. *Megas 2 follows Megas*

*Title Screen plays*

*Double Date*

*We are now in Coop's front yard, we see Coop is working on his car as he takes a slice of pizza and eats it. His girlfriend hands him a wrench and he kisses her and goes back to work, Racheal and Jamie are just chilling. Racheal is playing with her PSP, she is playing Disobayer Stopper Z and Jamie is watching her*

Jamie: Nice....that's the remake of Ultrabot Z1 isn't it? Like the graphics.

Racheal: Game is pretty cool. I like the voices.

Jamie: Can I try?

Racheal: Sure. *Gives Jamie the game to play, Jamie plays for a bit and dies* Oh man! Stupid mechanoid! *Jamie continues to play, we pan over to Coop and Jenna*

Coop: *Tightens a few things and stuff* And there! Finished. Thanks for helping me out Jen.

Jenna: No problem sweetie. *Kisses him on the cheek* Oh by the way. My mom is going to be making dinner tonight. It would be really sweet if you can come and help out Coop.

Coop: Sure thing! I love your mom's cooking! I think she likes me too. Plus I wonder is Steph is still trying to get with my cousin Skippy. I think they'd make a great couple.

Jenna: Thanks Coop.

Coop: I'll be over by 6.

Jamie: Hey Racheal....I was thinking. You always come over to my house....but I never been at yours. Why don't we have dinner tonight at your place?

*Racheal and Jenna get eww looks on their face*

Racheal: Uh....I don't know Jamie....that's not really a good idea....

Jenna: Yeah....trust me. You really wouldn't want to have dinner at her house.

Coop: How come? *Jenna wisphers into Coop's ear* Oh....I see....Yeah Jamie. Maybe you shouldn't.

Jamie: Why not!? I always wanted to see what Racheal's house was like. Plus I really want to meet her parents. Who knows....I might have to call them parents in laws.

Racheal: Uh...no. But anyway Jamie.....I really don't think we should. You see my father is a bit of a well.....he's really over protective of me and.

Jamie: So what big deal. I'm sure your father will see how nice I can be.

Racheal: I'm telling Jamie.....my father isn't that easy to please.

Jamie: Look....let's just try this once. If it doesn't work then we'll never do it again ok.

Racheal: Well......ok. But it's your furneral.

Jenna: Anyways Coop I'm gonna go home and help my mom cook. I'll see you later. Snuggles. *They eskimo snuggle and Jenna and Racheal leave*

Jamie: You don't think Racheal's father is that bad do you?

Coop: I don't know....anyways I'm gonna go play some video games then I'm gonna go over to Jen's place. If things don't work out then come on over. I hear she's making lasanga!

Jamie: I'm sure I'll be fine....I mean what's the worse that can happen.

*At Racheal's house*

Father: *Voice actor is Charlie Adler* ABSOLUTLY NOT! I WILL NOT HAVE SOME BOY COME IN HERE AND TRY TO WINE AND DINE MY ONLY DAUGHTER!!!

Racheal: Father! Come on! Jamie isn't bad.....well he isn't that bad but....

Father: He's a leech!!! A leech!!! I tell you! A no good filthy stinking leech! He's only dating you so he can get perks! He's just like your mother.....The only thing good that came out of her was you. She didn't care a thing about me! Just my money. And I don't want the same thing to happen to you!

Racheal: Uggh...why do you have be so stubborn.

Father: Is it a crime to look out for one's own daughter! I don't want anything bad happenning to you Racheal. I could never forgive myself! I'm telling you that the man is a leech and he only wants you for your money....or your body.

Racheal: Please....just give him a chance.

Father: *Mumbles* Fine......but I'm keeping an eye on him. And if he just does one thing wrong then he's going out!!!!

Racheal: Thank you daddy! *Kisses him on the cheek*

Father: Yeah *mumbles and goes back to reading his paper*

*Meanwhile at Jenna's house, we see Jenna's mom cooking stuff and Jenna is helping her, she like Coop's mom, is fat*

Jenna's mother: So Jenna sweetie. Your boyfriend is coming over for dinner correct?

Jenna: Yeah mom. I hope you don't mind.

Jenna's mother: Of course I don't. I love your boyfriend. He has meat on his bones. I'm glad you picked him too. I think he'll make a great son in law.

Jenna: *Blushes* Mom.....well....he is very sweet. And he really cares about me. Plus he likes your cooking.

Jenna's mother: So I noticed....that's why I'm making 10 times as much as I normally do. The way you and him go through my cooking is amazing. I know that one day when you two get married, you are gonna have one very healthy child! I hope that child eats as much as you do.

Jenna: Mom...cut it out...*Her face turns red*

Jenna's mother: If only your father was here to see you with Coop. He would be proud. But he's on tour with the World Wrestling Organization.

Jenna: Anyways mom Coop will be here at 6. Need anymore help?

Jenna's mom: I'm good Jen. I'll call if I need you.

Jenna: I'm gonna go watch TV. *She goes*

*Later that night*

*We see Jamie ring the doorbell at Racheal's house and his father opens it*

Father: WE DON'T WANT ANY! *Slams the door shut* Hmph....lousy no good salesmen!

Racheal: DAD! That was Jamie!!! *Re opens the door* Sorry about that Jamie....my father's force of habit.

Jamie: Uh yeah.....so uh....can I come in?

Racheal: Sure. *Jamie comes in* Anyways Jamie this is my father.

Jamie: How do you do Mr.Harrison. *Goes to shake his hand*

Father: Racheal...I think you should go check on the eats.

Racheal: Ok daddy. *She goes into the kitchen*

Jamie: So Mr.Harrison.....I hear you work as a-

Father: Listen up leech! I'm watching you. I have my eye on you. I know your kind! You are the filthy disgusting kind of scum who treat women like objects. But I won't have it with my daughter so you listen and you listen up good! If you even look at my daughter funny I will see to it that you never talk to her again! YOU HEAR ME!!!!

Jamie: Uh......ok. *Gulps*

Father: Good. Now sit down and don't move!!!!!

*Jamie does so then we hear elevator music or something cause the radio is one, Jamie gets up and goes to the kitchen*

Father: Ahem!? Where do you think you're going leech!

Jamie: I was just gonna help Racheal with the cooking.

Father: I know what you're up to!!! Don't think for one minute will I let you get a chance to steal my daughters virginity!

Jamie: She's just in the next room....

Father: *mumbles* Fine.....but I still have an eye on you!!!

*Jamie goes in the kitchen, meanwhile at Jenna's house*

*The door opens and it's Coop*

Jenna: Hey honey. *They hug and kiss*

Coop: Hey sweetheart. *Sniffs* Mmmm....something smells good.

Jenna: That's my mom's lasagna. I hope you like it.

Coop: Jenna....anything your mom makes I like. I should go help her just incase.

Jenna: If you want. I'm gonna be watching TV.

*Coop goes into the kitchen*

Coop: Hello Mrs. Haley.

Jenna's mother: Coop! Glad you can make it. *Hugs him like a mother does* You have grown so big and fat! You look handsome.

Coop: Eheheh....thanks. Need any help Mrs. Haley

Jenna's mother: Not at all! I enjoy cooking by myself. Dinner should be ready in a half hour. Why don't you go be with your girlfriend. Don't worry about me.

Coop: You sure? Cause if you need help just let me know.

Jenna's mother: I'll be fine! *Coop shrugs and goes into the living room and sits down next to Jenna who leans on Coop and rubs his belly*

Coop: You're mother doesn't need my help.....will she be ok?

Jenna: Don't worry about my mom Coop. She is very independant. Since father is on tour with the WWO she needs to be.

Coop: I still can't believe your father works for a wrestling federation. Hey! Maybe we can get tickets to wrestlfest!

Jenna: Coop! *Hits him lovingly*

Coop: I was kidding! *Laughs*

Jenna: Oh I know you were sweetie. *She rubs her head on his shoulder and Coop pets her soft red hair, she changes the channel* Oh! Monster trucks! Let's watch! *They both start watching the TV togeter and see the carnage and both cheer loudly and laugh, meanwhile....back at Racheal's place*

Jamie: *is in the kitchen but he looks back and sees her father giving him the eye jamie gulps and goes to help Racheal*

Racheal: Hey Jamie....you wanna help me.

Jamie: Yeah....uh about your father....

Racheal: He's an overbearing controlling jerk? Yeah I know.

Jamie: Why is he like that?

Racheal: He had issues with mom. Now he wants to be sure the same thing doesn't happen to me.

Jamie: Man...that sucks.....

Racheal: I guess....help me with the roast Jamie. *They take the roast out together and check it* A few more minutes and it should be done.

Jamie: So exactly where is your mother?

Racheal: I can't tell you right now....

Jamie: Oh....it's that bad huh?

Racheal: Yeah....You know Jamie....there are times I just want to leave this place and go somewhere else. But my dad has no one left.

Jamie: *Holds Racheal's hand* Don't worry. I may be a big jerk at times....but I'm sure you're dad will be understanding when he gets to know me better.

Father: AHA!!!! I knew it! I can't keep my eyes off of you for a second!

Racheal: Dad! We were just talking!!!! Sheesh lighten up!

Father: *Grumbles* How's the roast!?

Racheal: It should be done in a few minutes.

Jamie: Uh...I'm gonna go to the bathroom ok.

Father: Like heck you will!!!! I don't trust you leech....

Jamie: *Gets up and slowly walks to the bathroom*

Racheal: Dad why do you have to be such a jerk! He hasn't done anything yet! Please don't chase him away!

Father: I'm telling you Racheal I don't trust him! He has leech written all over him!

Racheal: Please....just try and keep your comments to yourself.

Father: *Grumbles* Fine....see if I care if you end up dead in a gutter!!!! *Goes back to reading his newspaper, Racheal sighs*

*Back at Jenna's place, we see Coop and Jenna resting on each other watching TV*

Jenna's mother: Ok you two. Dinner is ready. I hope you are hungry cause I made plenty for the three of us!!!!

Coop: Smeels good. I'm hungry. Let's go Jen.

*They both get up and go to sit down to a huge pile of food*

Jenna: Mmmm....Mom this stuff smells great!

Jenna's mother: Nothing but the best for my daughter and her boyfriend. *Coop smiles*

Coop: Well let's eat! *They start to dig in.......* So Mrs. Haley....I hear Jenna's father works for the WWO? Does he wrestle?

Jenna's mom: He used too....but now he's in marketing. He goes on tour alot so we rarely get to see him.

Coop: I think I saw your dad wrestle once when I was little. Was he the junkyard dog?

Jenna: *Smiles* Yeah that's him!

Coop: Yeah! That was him. I remember like it was just yesterday.

*Flashback*

*We see Coop as a kid who is still skinny and he is at the arena with his best friend Jamie and they are watching the show, they see the Junkyard mess up some wrestlers doing wrestling moves Coop is cheering on and Jamie and Coop do the rock on pose thing*

*Back to reality*

Coop: You're dad was a great wrestler in his time.

Jenna: Thanks Coop. *Takes more* Wow this is great mom. *Stuffs more in her face*

Jenna's mom: I'm glad you liked it. I've got plenty more. *They continue to eat and stuff, back at Racheal's house we see them sitting at the table, their meal is smaller than Coop's they are eating roast beef with peas and mashed potatoes, they eat and there is little contact with each other.

Jamie: So uh....Mr. Harrison. What do you do for a living.

Father: Why do you care!? Are you worried how much money I make so you can Leech off of it!?

Racheal: Ugh....Dad!!! He was just asking you a question.

Father: *Mumbles* I work for real estate. There you happy!

Jamie: Uh....I just wanted to know....that's all.

Father: Hmph...I'm telling you Racheal...this city isn't safe! What with all these giant robots around it's hard to make an honest living! And what about the friends you hang out with. That fat girl you hand out with is nothing but trouble! How could one let herslef go is beyond me!

Racheal: *Sigh* Whatever father. *They continue to eat and stuff*

*Back at Jenna's place, we see all the food is gone and that they ate everything*

Coop: *Let's out a huge giant burp* Oh man......that was so good.

Jenna: *Burps also then giggles* Yeah I know. Oh I'm stuffed. Thank you so much mother for a wonderful dinner.

Jenna's mom: I'm glad the both of you liked it. Now if you don't mind. I have alot of cleaning to do.

Coop: Don't worry Mrs. Haley. I'll take care of it. You did enough today.

Jenna's mom: Don't worry Coop. I can do it.

Coop: I appreciate it but it's the least I can do after you treated me to a wonderful dinner. Please. You go and relax. Me and Jenna can finish up.

Jenna's mom: Well if you insist. You are such a nice young man Coop. I would love to be your mother in law.

Coop: ehehehe....Thanks again. *Jenna's mom goes and watches TV, Coop and Jenna clean up*

Jenna: That was very sweet of you to help my mother Coop.

Coop: Hey...I can't let her do this. It wouldn't be right.

Jenna: *Smiles* That's why I love you so much Coop. You always go out of your way to help others. *Kisses him*

Coop: You know....we do make a great couple don't we.

Jenna: Yeah. Coop....I would love to bear your child. *Coop boiks and drops a plate*

Coop: Whoops...sorry about that.

*Meanwhile back at Racheal's place the family is still sitting down to dinner*

Jamie: So Racheal....I understand you have a brother right?

Racheal: Yeah. He's older than me.

Father: Hmph...that no good college dropout was never useful for anything!

Jamie: Ok.....so uh....where is he now?

Racheal: Prison.

Jamie: *Gulp* Ok then....let's talk about uh.....Metal Maiden then.

Father: NOT IN THIS HOUSE YOU WON'T!!! That's the last thing I need to hear! That music is a bad influence and I won't let some leech poisen my daughter with that kind of music!

Racheal: Dad....I listen to it all the time. It's perfectly fine. Why don't you go clam down.

Father: And let this leech have his way with you!? I don't think so!

Jamie: Look sir....I really don't want any trouble. So if it's ok with you. I'm gonna leave.

Father: About time...*Mumbles*

Racheal: DAd!!! Jamie...please stay. He won't be anymore trouble. I promise.

Jamie: It's 10 o clock Racheal. I need to go to bed. I have to help Coop fix Megas tomorrow. So I'll see you later ok. *Goes to kiss Racheal but notices his father is there, then walks to the door*

Father: That's right.....you go back to your filfth infested hole you came from. I won't have any leeches upsurping my daugther.

Jamie: *Gets pissed* Ok....before I leave I have one final thing to say. YOU SIR!!! ARE THE BIGGEST, MOST SELF-CENTERED JERK!!! I HAVE EVER MET!!! Look! I may not be the best guy in the world. But I love your daughter because she makes me happy. She's nice, smart, funny, and she's pretty! I don't want her money or use her for pleasure! I want to be with her because you run her life! Maybe if you opened your eyes on that fat head of yours you can see that!!!!! *Long pause* Ok....I'm just gonna leave now. *Shuts the door*

Racheal: Nice......

*Jamie walks out but he can hear arguing between the two and Jamie goes to sit on the curb, meanwhile back at Jenna's house we see Coop and Jen have finished the dishes*

Coop: Well that took awhile. Good thing we are done.

Jenna: Yeah. *Yawns* I'm tired Coop.

Coop: Yeah me too....I'm gonna head home.

Jenna: Actually Coop.....I was hoping you could stay the night.

Coop: You sure? Your mom won't mind?

Jenna: Nah. Just as long as we keep things quiet. Come. I think you deserved this for being such a sweet guy tonight. *Kisses him on the cheek, Coop smiles*

*Up in their room we hear giggling and noises they are laughing and they are snuggling in bed we hear soft cooing noises and stuff like. "That tickles Coop!" "Sorry" "Don't stop! I like it!" We then see Jenna's mother watching TV and she hears them upstairs.*

Jenna's mother: Ahh.....young love.

*We then see Coop and Jenna sleeping together very lovingly and then we pan back over to Racheal's place and Jamie is still sitting on the sidewalk, it's now 11:30 PM and Racheal comes out and sees Jamie*

Racheal: Jamie....what are you doing here?

Jamie: Just thinking.....what does your father think about me?

Racheal: He doesn't want me seeing you again. But I'm not one to listen to him.

Jamie: *Sigh* Look....Racheal. About tonight. I'm really sorry. I over reacted and....

Racheal: Don't be. You know....for a guy I couldn't stand at one point. You actually are the first guy to stand up to my father like that. That took guts.

Jamie: Thanks I guess. Well I guess I better get going.

Racheal: Want me to drive you home?

Jamie: Yeah...I'd like that.

Racheal: Ok. *They get into her car and they drive....we hear the music "Stairway to heaven" playing.

Jamie: I guess you had sort of a rough childhood huh?

Racheal: I guess....my mom wasn't always on the straight and narrow. You see.....she's in rehab. Been in rehab for 20 years. I go and visit her now and then but my dad wants nothing to do with her.

Jamie: How do you get past it all?

Racheal: I mostly hang out with Jenna. I mean I know my dad means well but he takes things a bit too far. *They pull up at Jamie's place*

Jamie: Well this is my stop. *Jamie gets out and so does Racheal* Uh what are you doing Racheal?

Racheal: I'm coming in with you. Mind if we sleep together?

Jamie: But what about your father?

Racheal: Meh I told him I was gonna sleep over Jenna's. He may be protective but he does have alot of trust in me. So I can pretty much tell him anything and he'll believe it.

Jamie: Heh. I guess I could use a bit of company. *Both Jamie and Rachel look at each other smile, kiss then walk inside holding hands and the end credits play with the music to "'Stairway to heaven" still playing*

The end

King_of_doom

02-09-2006, 05:46 PM

I like it! Nice choice on putting Charlie Adler as the voice of Racheal's dad, i really was imagining on hearing his voice.

Xerroo

02-09-2006, 06:24 PM

If you listened to Heffer's father on Rocko's Modern Life you'll know exactly what he sounds like.

Darth-geister

02-09-2006, 07:54 PM

Looks like with or with out giant robots you can still make a cool episode.

That doesn't mean that i don't dig giant robots :zim:.

Oni0

02-10-2006, 12:03 PM

Very nice episode. Like that Jenna's mom was so kind with Coop and Racheal's dad being a pain in the butt on Jamie, This is the first time Jamie defend himself. I laugh at the part where Racheal's dad confuses Jamie as a salesman.

Xerroo

02-12-2006, 10:21 AM

Conquer Norm

*The episode begins in outer space, we see a spaceship headed to Earth, inside is an alien that looks alot like Zim but different, his skin is blue, and his eye coloring is green, all of a suddn we see 2 taller aliens appear on a monitor*

Tall alien 1: *Voice actor is Wally Wingart* Explain to me again why we are sending Norm out to do a mission? You know he's just gonna screw up. *Norm's eyes widen*

Tall alien 2: *Voice actor is Kevin McDonald* I know but it's just so funny to watch him fail. He brings joy!!!!

Tall alien 1: He's an embarrasment to our race. He's a hack!

Norm: *Voice actor is Richard Horvitz* You know I can hear you....*They turn around and see Norm on the monitor*

Tall Alien 2: Good! Then we don't have to repeat ourselves!

Norm: I'll ignore those comments and just get right to buisness....I'm here to report that my plans of taking over planet Earth are going right on schedule!

Tall alien 1: Didn't you say that like an hour ago?

Norm: Yes....but I like to keep my superiors updated on my current plans. Would you like to hear my plan of brillance...

Tall alien 2: Uh...not really....we need to go watch....uh.....some paint dry!!! Yeah.

Tall alien 1: Oh yeah....wow...look at that paint dry.

Tall alien 2: It's drying all right!

Norm: Yeah sure whatever.....just give me a few seconds to explain my plan of brillance!!!!

Tall alien 1: But it's paint.....and it's drying.

Tall alien 2: *Sigh* Very well....what is your plan?

Norm: I plan to infiltrate the planet Earth and go to one of their learning facilities, gather information and knowledge about the humans and then when they least suspect it. I'll destroy them all!!!! Pretty smart no?

Tall alien 1: Uh......yeah!!! You go do that!!!

Tall alien 2: We'll be over here.....watching this paint dry.

Norm: You don't think I can do it can you.....

Tall alien 1: *They both look at each other and snicker* Well duh!!!!! *They bawl out laughing*

Norm: I'll show you! I'll show you both that I can be just as good if not better than any other conquerer in the universe!!! *The tall aliens keep laughing hard, and Norm shuts the monitor off* Hmph.....Such arrogance! I'll prove to them I can do it! *The planet Earth shows up on the monitor* Ah there it is! Conquest! It should take me but three days to take over this pathetic planet and all will bow down to my greatness!!!! And there is no one on the planet that can stop me! No one!!!!! *We see him speed towards Earth, meanwhile in St.Pryonski middle school we see Skippy let out a huge burp and then everyone laughs*

*Title screen plays*

Conquerer Norm

*We are now at St.Pyronski's middle school and we see Skippy, Little Tommy, and Stephanie as well as other kids in class just being kids, one kid spit balls another kid, a nerd is reading a book on quantom physics for the young, some other kid is listening to music, and Skippy is reading a book called "How to bully and be admired for it" Little tommy is reading. "How to befriend a bully" And Stephanie is reading. "How to get a bully to be your boyfriend." They are getting into it really well. All of a sudden Mr.Frashen comes in and sees everyone being bad.*

Mr.Frashen: Ahem!!!! *Everyone stops except for Skippy, Little Tommy and Steph who are still reading* Ahem!? Skippy!? I'm sure the book you are reading is fun, but please do it off classtime. *They put the books away* Now students. Today we have some exciting news!

Skippy: You're retiring!? *Everyone laughs*

Mr.Frashen: Oh you'd like that Skippy wouldn't you.....to be honest I'd like that too. But anyways today we have a new student joining the class!!! Now I want you all to be on your best behavior and give him a warm welcome....that means you Skippy. Now without further ado. I would like you to introduce Norm. Our new student. *Norm walks into the class, his skin is blue but now he has normal eyes everyone stares at him*

Girl: *Voice actor is Racheal McFarlane* Ewww it's blue!!!!

Guy: *Voice actor is Greg Eagles* Look at it's head!!!

Other guy: *Voice actor is Venessa Marshall* That's messed up man.

Frashen: Ahem!? *Everyone shuts up*

Norm: Good day to you children. My name is Norm. A normal average human just like you all. I am eager to learn your human education and become a functioning member of human society!

Little Tommy: Why is your face blue then?

Norm: I have a skin condition....

Girl: What kind of skin condition.

Norm: I don't.....know.

Mr.Frashen: Children! Please. Just because his head is huge, and his face is blue doesn't mean he is different! Now I demand that you treat him with the proper respect. Do I make my self clear Mr.Cooplowski!

Skippy: But.....I didn't do anything.

Mr.Frashen: *Stares at him* Whatever. Now let us begin our lesson plan. Today we'll begin by discussing the properties of static electricity, as you know *As he talks and stuff Skippy spits spitballs at NOrm and Norm looks at Skippy who is taking notes, Stephanie is laughing and giggling cause she likes Skippy's antics* Static electricy is caused when a certian substance gathers extra electrons it doesn't need. For example. When you rub your feet against carpet, your body absorbs the electrons from the ground and you become negitivly charged. To discharge you need to touch something that is neutrally charged. As for the area where you got the electrons from, that now becomes a positivly charged atom. This is because there are now more protons than electrons. And when protons have more electrons *Skippy does it again but Norm turns around and catches him*

Norm: AHA! *The spitball goes into his mouth and he chokes on it* GACK ORKS!!! *He coughs and is choking he falls off his seat and he rolls around, the kids start to laugh and Mr.Frashen gets angry*

Mr.Frashen: Norm!!! Cut it out! This is a classroom not a playground. Save that for recess. *Norm is still flailing and coughs the spit ball out and then gets up and goes back to his seat* Now before I was so rudely interuptted, anyways it was Neil's bhor who developed the 2-8-8-8 principle. The first ring of every atom would have 2 electrons and every other ring after that would have 8, now there were *He continues to go on about this in the background, Norm turns to Skippy and shakes his fist*

Norm: I know it was you who threw that at me. Heed this warning human....do not mess with me or else....

Skippy: Dude....chill out...it was a joke.

Norm: I'm watching you....I won't let you stop me from my master plan! *Turns back around*

Mr.Frashen: Anyways these kind of bonds is what makes it possible for atoms to share electrons to make them 2-8-8-8 principle fit, now does anyone know what a covelant bond is? How about Norm? You seem pretty eager to learn. How about you tell us.

Norm: *Thinking* Oh no!!! Have I been found out? This cannot be....my disguise was clever! Pratically flawless, no I won't let him find me out! *Out loud* You'll never take me alive!!!1!!oneoneoneone *Runs out the classroom and everyone looks at the doorway*

Kid: FREAK!!! *Everyone laughs and the bell rings, it's next period which is gym class we see the trio walking*

Tommy: Dude....that new kid is such a wierdo.

Skippy: Yeah I know....what's his deal.

Steph: He was probably just scared that's all...he was in a different place.

Tommy: Steph...not to be rude or anything, but he had blue skin. BLUE SKIN!!! *They keep murmuring about the new kid and we see Norm in a locker hiding*

Norm: Hmph....that was close. I almost gave myself away! Hmm...that rather large kid must be an agent of Earth, he must know of my plans.....why else would he pester me. His friends no doubt must be his accomplases. I will have to eliminate them somehow in order for my plan to continue. Yes...it must be done! *The locker opens and some big kid looks into his locker and sees Norm, norm just smiles and then the big kid shuts the door. They are now in gym class and the gym coach blows his whistle*

Gym Coach: *Voice actor is Brian Doyle-Murray* Ok you pantywaists Listen up!. Today we are going to play dodgeball! I want to see you kids go out there and beat each other senseless with this here ball! This is a man's game and I don't any whining and crying and acting like a sissy girl!!! No offense to you girls who play just as good as boys. Now get out there and play! Oh and Skippy, Stephanie....try not to hurt them too hard. *Both of them smile and nod, they go out to the court and start playing, the blue kid is on the other side, Stephanie has the ball first. She throws it at some kid and pelts him hard, the kid cries like a little baby, everyone laughs. The coach Blows whistle* You sir are a sad poor excuse for a human being. Crying like a little baby. We have places for babies like you...it's called the showers! Now get going! As for the rest of you kids game on!!!! *Some other kid picks up the ball and throws it at another kid but the kid catches it.*

Kid with the ball: *Voice actor is Benjimin Disken* Hey Skippy! Here. Aim for the blue kid!!! *Gives it to skippy*

Skippy: Thanks....*Looks at the blue kid and aims*

Steph: You aren't gonna hurt him too bad are you?

Skippy: Nah...just rough him up a little. *Throws the ball at Norm and it misses*

Norm: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're pitiful aim is no match for my ingenuity! *The ball bounces off the bleachers and hits Norm in the back of the head knocking him on the floor* Owww....*The kids laugh at him*

Skippy: Oh yeah! Whose bad! *We see Norm pick up the ball and is about the throw it but then the bell rings again and now it's recess time, we see Skippy, Little tommy and Steph just chilling by the school walls and then we see Norm observing them*

Norm: Data log entry 2BX7Q....it appears that this Earth agent, dubbed Skippy is well aware of my plans.....Even as I speak I can tell he's formulating a plan against my own person.

Tommy: Man....any idea where that blue kid came from?

Stephanie: I don't know....but what's the deal with his skin.

Skippy: I think the kid is an alien.

Tommy: What makes you say that....

Skippy: Dude....he has blue skin. Plus no one in school acts that wierd....well except for maybe Arnold. *Somewhere else*

Arnold: *Voice actor is Dave Wittenburg* Satillites! Everywhere.....watching every move! Knowing every thing.....I must keep still....*Shakes*

Stephanie: Well I guess he could be an alien....but what is he doing here?

Tommy: We should ask him....

Skippy: No...let's see what he's doing. *Back at Norm*

Norm: I must somehow gain their trust.....and then when they least expect it. Destroy them and turn their insides out! Then I can experiment on them and use them for ways on how to take over this filth infested rockball. *THUMP* Huh!? *THUMP!* Whahuh!? *THUMP* *Turns around and sees Megas and Megas 2 fighting a bunch of robots, Megas punches the head off a robot then uses a missile to blow another up, Megas 2 fires a machine gun blast at another robot* WAAAAAHHH!!!!! *Runs over to the trio* OH NO!!! THEY FOUND ME!!!! I'M DONE FOR!!! *Skippy raises his eyebrow* Uh....I mean...what's that!?

Skippy: That? Oh that's just my cousin. He must be fighting aliens again. *We see Megas create a cool energy sword and swing it like a golf club blowing up another robot and cutting it in half*

Tommy: Cooooooooool..........

Norm: You mean that thing....protects this planet!?

Skippy: Yeah.....my cousin does that alot.

Stephanie: Same with my sister. They both help protect the Earth from aliens.

Norm: Curses!!! *pause* Uh....I mean well that's very reassuring!!! Yes. Yes it is. *More kids come*

Boy: *Voice actor is Greg Eagles* Cool!!! Hey maybe they'll throw one of the robots on the school and class will be cancelled again! *Skippy grabs his cellphone. We see Megas punching a robot rapidly and then he stops, a bit of a pause occurs, we see Megas look at the school and then throws the robot right onto it destroying the school again*

Kids: YAY!!!!!!!

Norm: Such.....power!!!! If I can get that power for my own then I could use it to dominate the universe!!!! Then I'll show those tallest just how great I am!

Skippy: Uh...who are you talking to?

Norm: Uh.....Look a monkey! *Runs away*

Stephanie: Yeah...he's an alien.

Tommy: Should we tell your cousin?

Skippy: Nah I'll handle it. *We now go to Jersey City, since school is cancelled early we see Norm by the junkyard fence and he is studying both giant robots in the junkyard*

Norm: It appears that these two giant robots are the guardians of planet Earth. This is going to be alot tougher than I thought. But that's this....*He notices Coop and Jenna working on their robots* It appears that those rather large humans are the one's responsible for maintaining and piloting the robots. If I can destroy them then perhaps then I could easily conqure the world with not trouble. WHAT THE!? *Sees Skippy, Tommy, and Stephanie in the junkyard chatting with Coop and co* No....This isn't good! That earth kid and his friends will spoil everything!!! Hmph. I'll have to regroup for now! But I'll need to conduct more stuidies to see how those two live. Perhaps I can find a weakness and then I can exploit it! Then with them weakened I'll take over! *He runs away and a car passes by splashing him with water he goes into convulsions and freaks out, Jamie and Racheal walk by and see this then we see Norm collapse in pain and his body is smoking. Jamie shrugs and they just walk into the junkyard to meet their friends. Later that day, we are now at the Speedymart and we see Norm by the side of the place, then we see Skippy, Stephanie, and Little tommy walk out with stuff. and we see Norm taking more notes, they three stop and turn around and Norm hides quickly, they then walk some more and Norm continues to take notes*

Tommy: Dude...that alien kid is spying on us.

Skippy: I know.

Stephanie: What should we do.

Skippy: Ignore it.

Norm: It appears that these earth children tend to go to this speedymart establishment to get fuel. Interesting. *Follows them thoughout the city and stuff, everytime they turn around Norm hides behind something like a mailbox thingy or garbage can, this goes on for a bit. As they continue to walk an explosion is heard, they turn to see Megas in another battle with this time the Glorft, the glroft mech tries to hit Megas but Megas grabs it by it's arm and punches it down to the ground, then Megas fires machine gun blasts at it.*

Stephanie: Looks like your cousin's at with with Gorrath again.

Skippy: Yeah....should we help em?

Stephanie: Nah we have homework to do. Let's go to my house, my sister is good at math She also baked cookies for us. *They continue to walk*

Skippy: Cool! I love your sisters Cookies! *Norm continues to follow them but one of the glorft mechs crash right by Norm and norm runs and screams, but then comes back and examines the mech and scans it, then continues to follow Skippy, Tommy and Steph. We then go to Jenna's house and we see the three go inside, then we see Norm hide by the house and monitors them through a window we see them talking and Jenna apparently places a big tray of cookies for them and she kisses her sister on the cheek*

Norm: Echk! This human affection sickens me!!! There must be another way to study them without having to look at them act all lovey with each other! *Notices the garage* Aha! There!!!! *He goes inside the garage and examines it* Hmph! There is nothing in here but filthy stink junk the humans use! *Hits something and a hatch opens up, and Norm is over it, he falls down* AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Where the heck am I!? *Turns on a light and he is next to Megas 2* Wait a minute....this is the robot that I saw in the city the other day! If I can just somehow get inside I can control it from within! *All of a sudden we hear noises, the noise of a car backing up onto Megas 2, Megas 2 activates it's thrusters and blasts off leaving Norm singed, we see Norm slowly climb up and get out, he is in pain now* This studying humans....is harder than I thought. But...I can't give up! I can't let my masters down!!!! I will find out their weakness!!!! *We see the three kids go outside and they walk on the sidewalk, Norm hides and follows them again*

Tommy: Skippy, he's still following us.

Skippy: I know....got to bless his determination on trying to take over our world.

Stephanie: Should we let him know we are on to him?

Skippy: You kidding, and ruin our fun. I say we see where it plays out. *They continue to walk and of course Norm follows them from behind*

Norm: I'm not sure if I should study these earth humans much longer. It's hard to find their weakenss......I don't even think they have a weakness....

Skippy: *is obviously hearing him Decides to ham it up* Hey guys! You know what tires me out really quickly!? The sound of a motorcycle engine!

Tommy: Oh yeah......I can't seem to move when I hear the sound of a motorcycle riding.

Stephanie: Huh? What are you guys talking....oh yeah. I just hope we don't hear the sound of a motorcycle go off or else we will be powerless.

Norm: Aha!!! So that is what makes these humans weak. I must find this motorcycle and use it! But where will I find a motorcycle. *He sees a sign by a bar that says Motorcycle parking* Aha! Sucess!!! *Runs over to get the motorcycle and gets on* Now how am I supposed to work this thing....*He presses random buttons and tries to get it to start and then we see Skippy and the other laugh, as he continues to try and then all of a sudden the three bullies from "Joy Ride, Terminate Her, and the Emperor's New Threads" come out.

Spike: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Hey! What do you think you're doing touching my wheels!

Butch: *Voice actor is Joshua Seth* You got a deathwish you little blue freak!?

Cliff: *Voice actor is Greg Cipes* I saw we tie him up to the front of our wheel and have him be a hood ornament!

Norm: Silence fools!!! Feel the sheer power of the motorcycle as it renders you helpless!!!! *Revs it up hard and it does nothing and they just look at Norm*

Spike: Get em! *They grab him and beat the piss out of him, Skippy, Tommy are laughing but Stephanie is annoyed*

Stephanie: Hey that was mean Skippy.....

Tommy: I thought it was funny!

Skippy: Yeah lighten up Steph....I mean he is the bad guy afterall.....

Stephanie: Maybe so.....but it's not nice.....*We then see Norm in extreme pain*

Norm: I realize now that I can no longer study the earth humans.....they are too clever. Esepcally the one known as Skippy....I must stop them now!!!!! *Goes into an ally way and contacts his leaders, they appear on a hologram and they are both laughing*

Tall alien 1: Oh man....that was so funny, how he got his face pelted by that fat kid!!!!

Tall alien 2: See! I told you he brings joy! His pain is our joy! *They both laugh*

Norm: Ahem!?

Tall alien 2: Uh...NORM!!!! How are you doing? How goes your plans of conquest....

Norm: You've been watching me this whole time haven't you? *They smile and nod yes* Well then you can see....that I'm having trouble! I request a mech to be sent to my positon at once!!!

Tall alien 2: Well I'm not too sure.....I mean remember what happened the last time we sent you one....

*Flashback*

*We see Norm destroy a bunch of buildings and stuff and he uses the mechs machine gun blasts to destroy stuff, he leaves a path of destruction*

Tall alien 1: Should we tell him that he's attacking our homeworld?

Tall alien 2: Nah...I'm kinda liking the senseless destruction.

Tall alien 1: What's wrong with you....

*Back to reality*

Norm: Please! I need a mech! How am I supposed to enslave the people of Earth if I have no mech to fight with!?

Tall alien 2: Well.....you could outwit them....I'm sure even you are smart enough to do that.

Tall alien 1: No he isn't! *They bawl out laughing*

Norm: HA HA HA Very funny......Just give me the Gigadoomer!

Tall alien 2: Ok Ok.....Just don't go blowing up the planet now. Wait! Yeah please blow up the planet! Just make sure when you do....you're on it! *He presses a button, then from their planet a shot is fired and we see a giant thing head to planet Earth, it enters the Earth's atmosphere an it burns up into a tiny little backpack and lands right by Norm*

Norm: I thank you masters. I will use this power wisely.

Tall alien 1: Sure you will.....*They snicker and then the hologram fades out*

Norm: Now to get my revenge on those three kids....then I'll destroy the rest of the world! I mean...rule the world! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *Meanwhile the three kids are still walking and Norm appears in front of them* All right that's it!!! I had just about enough of you Earthers....

Skippy: I was wondering when you were gonna catch on.

Norm: You think you're pretty clever don't you.....But it will be me who will have the last laugh! *Laughs The three laugh then* Hey! Hey! Only I can have the last laugh! *Laugs again, this causes Steph to giggle* Stop it!

Tommy: Dude....just give it up man. We know you're an alien. Why don't you just go home.

Skippy: Yeah...save yourself the embarrasment.

Norm: No....I have a better idea. *Presses a button on his backpack and it transforms into the Gigadoomer, it looks like the Megadoomer only blue and it's bigger, we now see Norm in the cockpit* Tremble in terror kid. Witness the awesome might of my robot! The Gigadoomer!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

Tommy: Cooooooooool........

Norm: *Aims the gigadoomer's giant arm at Skippy and charges it up* I can see you are paralyzed in fear stupid Earth kid! What will you do now......what will you do now....

Skippy: *Looks at his friends then at the robot* Kick your butt....*Gets out his clicker and presses a button, all of a sudden we see Gigas emerge from St.Pryonski's middle school's remains and flies over to the kids. The Gigas picks them up and puts them inside, skippy then appears on the Gigadoomer's monitor* Pretty sweet huh?

Norm: What!? Impossible! How can you pilot such a mech!

Skippy: Duh.....my cousin taught me everything. Remember he's was the one who was saving the city ago...

Norm: A minor setback!!! No matter. *Prepares to fight* I'll still destroy you and your cousin!

Stephanie: You have to get through us first! Skippy teach this freak a lesson!

Skippy: With pleasure!!! *The Gigas cracks it's knuckles and runs up to the Gigadoomer and begins punching it hard, he punches it in the chest a few times and the Gigadoomer backs up and tries to block with it's arm, it gets lucky and grabs Gigas by it's arm and picks up the Gigas and throws it into a building, then it uses it's arms and fires a wave of machine gun fire at the building collapsing it over the Gigas, it stops, then starts up again just to make sure it got the job done*

Norm: HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Foolish human! Did you really think your obsolete robot can defeat the Gigadoomer! It's way out of your leauge....*As the Gigadoomer walks away we see the Gigas get back up and fires a fist at the gigadoomer and hits him on the back of the head* OMFFF!!!! *The Gigadoomer gets back up*

Skippy: Next time you should think before you attack me.

Norm: Grrr.....You should of stayed down human!!! *The Gigadoomer opens it's hands up and fires missiles at the Gigas, the Gigas aims it's shoulder cannon at the missiles and fires a twin energy slash attack that cuts both missiles in half blowing them up and making them duds, then the Gigadoomer runs at Gigas and punches it in the head and knocks it down, then it picks up the Gigas and and starts punching it hard then the Gigadoomer throws the Gigas into another building, then Gigas gets up*

Skippy: That's all you got!? How about you try this on for size!!! *The Gigas then fires a harpoon from it's shoulder cannon but the Gigadoomer dodges it*

Norm: HAHAHAHAH!!!!! You're aim is still pitiful human! You will never def*as he keeps talking we see the harpoon pierce a popTV billboard sign and it pulls it back taking the sign with it* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *The Gigadoomer gets hit with the sign* OMF!!!

Stephanie: Nice......*Meanwhile we see Coop, Jamie and Kiva come out of the Speedymart and they go to the car and turn around to see the Gigas taclking the Gigadoomer into a building then the Gigas starts to punch it hard, Jamie takes a sip of his soda and they get into the car and drive off, back at the battle we see both the Gigas and the Gigadoomer grapple and try to break the others arm off there is a struggle that goes on*

Norm: Just give it up human!!! The Gigadoomer is far superior to your mech! I will defeat you!!!

Skippy: Oh yeah....well defeat this!!! *The Gigas charges up a laser blast and fires it at the Gigadoomer hitting it and it gets blasted into a another building which collapses on him* You ready to give up Norm?

Norm: Never!!!!

Skippy: Ok then you little blue alien freak! You follow us everywhere you go, try to take over our planet, then try to destroy me when you fail! Now I'm gonna stop you and send you home crying! *The Gigas activates a new modification, it now has wheels on it's legs, like the kind used in the anime "IGPX" and then the Gigas revs up and speeds towards the Gigadoomer and as it passes it punches the Gigadoomer hard in it's face, it does this many times*

Norm: Hey! Stop that! Cut it out! No! Quit it! Enough! You stupid! That's it! Stop it! I'll destroy you! *The Gigas then fires a special energy whip rope thing and it ensares the Gigadoomer the Gigas then spins around the Gigadoomer and then incapacitates it, then the Gigas goes up to the Gigadoomer and grabs it and punches it hard in the body many times, Then Skippy gets a phone call*

Skippy: Hello? Hey Coop. What's up? You want me to smash it where? Sure thing. Thanks for destroying the school again....Bye Coop. *Hangs up* All right freak! This one is for my cousin! *Delivers a nasty uppercut to the Gigadoomer and it lands right onto a "Diet Health Food that tastes bad factory"*

Kids: YAY!!!!! *We then see the Gigadoomer turn back into a backpack and it short circuts and explodes leaving Norm out cold, Skippy and Tommy do the finger pose thingy and then go up to Norm*

Skippy: So....you gonna leave, or am I gonna have to give you an atomic wedgie?

Norm: Grr.....you may have won this time.....but I will be back!!! *Presses a button and his ship comes* Make no mistake Earth kid! I will return and envoke my revenge on you!!! *The ship flies into the air and leaves* THIS IS NOT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *We are now in outer space and we see the tall aliens talking to him*

Tall alien 2: Well....what did we learn today?

Norm: That Earth people are idiots!

Tall alien 1: And......

Norm: That I'm not ready to conqure a planet yet....

Tall alien 2: See.....now don't you feel better?

Norm: Yeah....shut up.....*The tall aliens snicker and end the transmission. A week later St.Pyronski Middle school which is now fixed BTW*

Mr.Frashen: Now class.....it has come to my attention that Norm had to move away because his father got a job in a new place. So I guess we'll have to continue without him. Anyways today's lesson we'll be on the concept of energy waves and transferment. *He babbles on and on*

Skippy: You think we've seen the last of that freak?

Stephanie: Who knows....if he shows up you can handle him.

Skippy: Yeah I guess....

Mr.Frashen: Ahem! Mr.Cooplowski....need I remind you that tomorrow there will be a test on this and that you should pay attention instead of talking with your peers! Anyways...*Goes back to talking*

Stephanie: Oh no....I completely forgot about that! I didn't study.

Skippy: Don't worry....come recess....everything will be taken care of. *Stephanie smiles*

End Credits: *We see Megas beating up another robot and Skippy calls Coop again, Megas then throws the robot onto the school destroying it, all the kids go YAY!!!*

The end

Notes

1: Villians: Norm
2: This episode screams Invader Zim Parody
3: The main characters don't having speaking roles but are seen.
4: St.Pyronski's Middle school and a health food factory are destroyed this episode.
5: A POP TV billboard was used as a weapon
6: The Gigadoomer is the Megadoomer in Invader Zim, only bigger
7: Gigas used a similar move used in IGPX where the feet become wheels
8: Look hard: In the gymnasium you can see a thing that says. "Jersey City Champions 1993, MVP: Harold Cooplowski 12" Also note that 12 is the number on Megas

King_of_doom

02-13-2006, 04:18 PM

I like alot. Different from Zed and we see that Norm is more evil. Like the part where the kids are telling him about his skin like Zim.

Darth-geister

02-13-2006, 05:20 PM

Nice choice on putting Norm to Skippy's school like Zim, kinda give it the same style as the show. Like the girl telling Zim what kind of skin condition? and Norm replies "I don't......know" reminds me alot in the Simpsons when Homer was getting the letter that Bart wrote for Mr. Burns.

Xerroo

02-14-2006, 11:59 AM

Food Fight

*The episode begins on Planet Foodulon, it is a planet of people made out of food, as in you can eat them. The planet looks alot like Earth as it has cities and stuff, anyways we to to the planet's UN building which is actually a giant watermelon rhine. Inside we see many people talking and murmuring with each other, all of a sudden in the middle a light appears and then we see 5 different people who come to a podium, they are the foodulon 5, the leaders of the planet*

Pizzar: *Voice actor is Maruice LaMarche, sounds like LRR from Futurama* Attention people of Foodulon! It has come to our attention that somewhere in the universe, a grave and horrible act has been commited against our race! *Everyone starts to clamor and talk among each other about it*

Tockar: *Voice actor is Billy West* According to one of our survallence sattilites, we have picked up some rather disturbing footage of one planet's insurection of our own people. This planet is known as Earth!!!

Burgar: *Voice actor is Frank Welker* The following video you will see may disturb you. For those of the faint of heart, look away! *The video displays and we see people cooking fast food and people eating it, people are shocked and appalled at this, we hear randome stuff like "Eww! That's so wrong!" "Cannibals!!!" One person screams and faints*

Pizzar: As you can see....the people of Earth, raise and breed our own kind, only so they can be devoured!!! The people of Earth show absolutly no remorse for our people!!!

Chickar: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* But this....this isn't the worse....no! THIS IS!!!! *We see a pick of Coop and Jenna kissing* These two....gluttons are the worse kind!!!! *Shows footage of them eating and eating and consuming mass quantities* These two are the straws that broke the camels back!!!!

Sodar: *Phil Lamar* This abomination is a declaration of war!!!!

Pizzar: This is why we, the foodulon 5 will head to planet Earth and request the people of Earth to stop harvesting our own people for food!

Tockar: And if they do not comply.....we will have no choice but to destroy their planet, and use the humans who live there as a food source. Then they'll know how it feels to be cultivated for food!!!

*Everyone cheers*

Pizzar: Now loyal memebers of the Foodulon council. We must go and stop this abomination from continuing any further!!!! We will return victorious!!!! *The Foodulon 5 go outside and a spaceship appears before them, they get on the spaceship, the spaceship is actually made out of a giant ear of corn* Set a course to planet Earth. If those fat humans thought that food was unhealthy before.....just wait until they meet us!!!! *Fist pumps in the air, and the ship continues to fly towards Earth*

*Title screen plays*

Food fight

*We are now in Jersey City and there is a carnival in town, it's in Jersey park where Gynok landed in, it's summer and people are enjoying themselves, we see Little Tommy drinking a Megaslush and stuff, some kids playing at the water gun game and winning a toy, and we see some kids on one of those kamikazze rides, then we see the gang walking in the carnival. They come across one of those hammer games where you have to hit the bell*

Jamie: Hey! I think I can win Racheal a prize.

Coop: I don't know Jamie....that mallet looks pretty heavy for you.

Jamie: I can do it. *Gives 4 bucks to the carne and tries to pick up the big mallet but can't* ERRRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Racheal: Oh....this should be good.....

Jamie: ERRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Carne: *Voice actor is Daran Norris* Here kid....you better try this one. *Gives him a tiny hammer which is still a bit too heavy* Man....that's just sad....

*Jamie picks up the hammer and puts it down on thing....the thing only goes up to "Baby pants"*

Jamie: Oh man....this thing is rigged!

Kiva: No....It's just that you are a weakling.

Jamie: Oh and you can do better?

Kiva: Watch. *Pays the man and takes the big hammer, lifts it up and hits the bell*

Carne: We have a winner! *Gives Kiva a prize*

Jamie: You cheated!!!

Coop: Let me give it a go. *Pays the man 4 bucks too, Coop grabs the big hammer with just one arm he lifts it up and thrusts it down* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *SMASH!!!! The thing goes up and hits the bell and it comes down*

Carne: Woah.....you got some arm there cheif! Take a prize!!!!

Coop: Nice! *To his girlfriend* Here you go Jen.

Jenna: Thanks Coop! *Hugs him happily*

Jamie: Hmph.....

*They then go to get some food, Jamie only has a corndog, Racheal has a soda and Kiva has nothing, Coop and Jenna come back with a ton of food as usual*

Kiva: Don't you guys think that's a bit too much food?

Coop: You kidding!? I would of gotten more but I didn't have enough hands....

Jenna: Besides...we have to train for the eating contest coming up.

Racheal: Eating Contest?

Jamie: With you....and Jenna in it at the same time!?

Coop: Yeah? *Eats a burger* So what?

Jamie: Dude...the way you two go through food.....There won't be a winner!!!

Racheal: You know.....I wonder what would happen if they did go though with it.

*Daydream*

*Coop and Jenna keep eating and eating and stuff and they balloon up and now both are bigger than the city*

*Back to reality*

Racheal: *Shudders*

Jenna: *With her mouth stuffed with food* Oh man. I'm so hungry. I feel like I can eat 20 whole pizzas.

Kiva: It still amazes me how both Coop and his girlfriend can eat so much.....

Jamie: Heh...Coop's made the Guniess book of world records for his eating.....4 years running.

Announcer: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Attention everyone! For those who are participating in the Jersey City Eating Contest please report to the main stage!

Coop: That's our cue sweetheart. Let's get going. I can't wait!

*They bot get up and walk over*

Kiva: How can you two still be hungry after eating all that!

Racheal: It's best you don't find out....*They follow, now at the stage we see people sitting down ready to eat there is a ton of food on the stage and when Coop and Jenna show up the other people go "Aww!" Cause they know they don't stand a snowball's chance in heck*

Jenna: *Whispering* Good luck honey.

Coop: You too Jen. *Kiss*

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! Now comes the big moment you've been wating for!!! The Eating Contest! Looks like there is going to be a bit of competition this year! So who knows what is going to happen. But I'm sure you people don't want to hear me talk about this....so why don't we get things underway! Is everyone ready!? Ok then...let's get this party started!!! On your mark......get set.....and....EAT!!!! *Everyone starts to eat food, Coop and Jenna are eating double the amount the normal people eat, Kiva is amazed at their capacity and how much they eat, in time a few people get sick and collapse, Coop or Jen just take their food and consume it as well, people are concentrating on both Coop and Jenna and their ability to eat*

Jamie: ROCK ON GUYS!!! SHOW THOSE SKINNY FOOLS YOU AREN'T TO BE MESSED WITH!!!! *They continue to eat alot of food, people are saying stuff in the crowd such as "So hideous!!!" And "They can't be human!!!" And...."I'll never look at food the same way again!" They continue to eat and eat, meanwhile in outerspace we see the spaceship hovering above the Earth.*

Tockar: So this is Earth huh? Looks similar to our planet....

Burgar: This planet could be our sister planet. Those Earth Humans must of invaded and used our own people as a food source!

Sodar: Shall I begin preparing the broadcast?

Pizzar: NOT YET!!!! I have a better idea.....to show these humans we are not joking we should find the two most biggest and fattest eaters of this planet, by eliminating them we can show the rest of the world we are taking this threat seriously now......Locate the two biggest gluttons of this planet! *The monitor homes in on Coop and Jenna eating at the eating contest, the Foodulon 5 are appalled at this* Those.....MONSTERS!!!!

Chickar: They must be some kind of demons or something! No one can eat that much food!

Burgar: They must be stopped at once!!!!! Let us go and declare a warning! *The ship starts to slowly decend on Earth, meanwhile we see that Coop and Jenna are the only two left and they are still eating, Everyone is staring at them and they keep eating, all of a sudden there is no food left*

Coop: Whew....*Both him and his girlfriend let out giant burps* Oh yeah....that was good. Anything left?

Announcer: *Pause* Uh.....you both ate everything.....there isn't anymore food left.

Jenna: So who won?

Announcer: Uh......this is awkard......I guess....WE HAVE A TIE!!!! Can I do that?

*Jenna and Coop hug and kiss passionatly for they both won, the guy gives them the trophy*

Jenna: Here Coop, you can have the throphy. *Gives it to Coop*

*Everyone goes their ways and Coop and Jenna meet their friends*

Kiva: I....I don't know what to say.......

Jamie: YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE SO MUCH!!!!

Coop: You know....come to think of it....I'm still hungry. Hey Jenna! Let's go get some ice cream!

Jenna: Good idea Coop! *They walk over to a stand that sells ice cream*

Racheal: They just ate 600 pounds of ribs, chicken, and cheeseburgers. How can they still be hungry?

Jamie: I think I smell another year on the Guniess book of world records. *Smiles and follows them*

*We now see them with Ice Cream and they have two cones each, they are licking them and their friends show up, all of a sudden we see the space ship appear over them, it opens up a hatch and out comes a gatling gun turret, it fires corn cernels at them*

Coop: What the heck!? *The shots destroy the stands around the area and people are running and screaming, Kiva pushes Jamie and Racheal out of the way and we see the bullets destroy a POP TV stand, the ship then lands and we see the Foodulon 5 come out, special cameras hover by them and then they create a broadcast that goes out throughout the world*

Pizzar: ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH! WE are the foodulon 5! We are the council who rule over the planet Foodulon!

Burgar: We have come here to place an ultimatum to your world.

Tockar: For too long have your people been consuming our own kind through the use of fast food establishments. We demand that you stop immediatly!!!

Coop: You're joking right? Dude....it's just food.

Chickar: We will no longer stand by and allow you to...*Notices Coop is licking chickar's arm*

Coop: Ohhh....honey BBQ!!! *Chickar shakes him off*

Chickar: HOW DARE YOU INSULT US!!!

Pizzar: We demand justice!

Sodar: We demand that you stop breeding our kind for the purpose of eating them and leave this planet at once! This planet belongs to the Foodulons now!!!

Jamie: Dude.....we are being threatened by fast food.....

Coop: Ok pal listen up. In case you didn't know chump! We humans existed here long before you guys.

Pizzar: We have existed for eons! And we will no longer allow you or anyone else eat our people! If you fail to comply to our demands we will destroy this planet and take all the humans back to our homeworld and we shall breed you to be eaten!

Racheal: Uh yeah....for the record. I'm skinny. You wouldn't want to eat me or Jamie. We have no meat.

Jenna: Racheal.....

Sodar: Will you give in to our demands?

Coop: No way Soda face. I'll eat what I want, when I want, how I want, and as much as I want. And their ain't no talking fast food item or condement that is gonna stop me!

Pizzar: So be it!!! You have sealed your fate! Activate the Foodulus!!!!

All: The Foodulus!!!! *The Foodulons do some kind of silly Mighty Morphin Power Ranger thing and they get giant vechicules that are made out of food*

Jenna: What the heck is a foodulus.

Kiva: Looks like we are about to find out....

*Pizzar gets a giant tank make out of Pizza, chickar gets a driller that is made out of fried chicken the bone is actually the drill bit, Burgar gets a UFO that is made out of a Cheeseburger, Tocar gets a stealth fighter jet made out of a Taco, and Sodar gets a mini robot made out of a giant soda cup with a Straw, looks like Master Shake*

Coop: Oh....you've got to be kidding me.

Jamie: I've heard of food being bad for you....but this is taking it way too far.

Kiva: *Scans* They shouldn't be too hard to deal with using Megas, I say we stop these guys and explain to them it was a big misunderstanding.

Coop: Jenna...would you please.

Jenna: *Presses a button on her MRU and Megas 2 comes carrying Megas, Megas 2 puts Megas down, they both get into their respective Megas, the Foodulon 5 are surprised at this* Not so tough now are you?

Pizzar: A minor setback! We will still crush you! Foodulon 5! Attack!!!!!

*The two tanks go around Megas, the Pizza tank fires an olive rocket at Megas and it hits Megas a bit*

Kiva: Omf...those blasts are hard Coop. Don't let them hit you!!!!

Jamie: Was that an olive?

*Megas tries to jump on the Pizza tank but it dodges each time it goes, meanwhile the other tank fires a bone drill at Megas but Megas catches it and it still drills trying to hit the chest area*

Kiva: Coop if that think hits us it will drill right into Megas!

Coop: Don't worry Kiva I'm all over it. *Megas throws the drill missile and it goes into the sky, meanwhile we see Tockar in the with his taco jet, the jet fires wad of meat at Megas 2 hitting it in the window*

Jenna: I can't see!!!! *Megas 2 activates the winshield and gets the meat off, Megas 2 then fires a machine gun blast at the jet and it manuvers and dodges, then Megas 2 fires a missile at the jet and it hits it*

Tockar: I'm hit! I'm going down!!! *The taco thing crashes*

Racheal: Excellent! *Does pose thingy, all of a sudden Megas 2 gets hit with a giant ice cube, it's Sodar firing ice cubes from the straw thing*

Jenna: Ok...time to have me a sody pop! *Megas 2 runs to the giant soda bot and punches it a few times, Megas 2 then picks it up and throws it to the ground, then Megas 2 creates the cool energy sword thing and jumps in the air and tries to slash the giant soda cup* WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *The soda cup rolls out of the way, then gets back up, from it's side 2 hatches open and we see turrets come out, they fire machine gun blasts at Megas and a third one on the Straw thing this entrapes Megas 2 with no where for them to go* I can't move! I'm surrounded!

Sodar: Then perhaps you won't like this!!! *Another hatch opens up and it charges up and fires an ice beam at Megas 2 Megas 2 gets frozen*

Racheal: It's c-cold!!!

*Jenna tries to put on the defrost but the giant soda bot runs up to Megas 2 and gives it a headbutt with it's straw thing knocking it down, Megas 2 breaks free and gets back up and cracks it's kuckles*

*Meanwhile we now see Megas grabs the giant chicken tank and throw it over him and it lands on the Pizza one, Megas then opens up and prepares to fire an energy blast at both of the tanks but the burger UFO appears and hits Megas with sesame seed fire and it sends Megas back*

Kiva: Coop above us!

Coop: Right! *Megas fires 2 homing missiles at the burger UFO but it fires blades made out of pickles that hit the missiles destroying them in Mid-air then fires another round of pickles at Megas*

Jamie: Look out Coop! *Megas jumps in the air and dodges the Pickles* Man....now I know what my parents meant by not playing with my food.

Kiva: *Annoyed* Perhaps Coop if you ate a little bit healthier, than we wouldn't be in this situation.

Coop: Oh...It's my fault that I have an instaible appitite and I love food.

Kiva: Technically yes....

Coop: *To his girlfriend* Jenna how are you holing out!? Need help?

Jenna: I destroyed one of them, but I'm having problems with the other one.

Coop: Don't worry Jenna I'm coming to help! *Gets hit by an onion ring* Just as soon as I take care of a few chumps!!!!

Burgar: Give it up human. You cannot defeat us!

Coop: Oh yeah.....well how about this! *Flies over to the giant burger and grabs it*

Burgar: What do you think you're doing!? Stop!!!

Coop: Going down!!! *Megas flies into the air and throws the burger down right onto the other tanks, Megas then fires a laser blast and it destroys the three things...ketchup, grease, and stuff go everywhere on people*

People: EWWWWWW!!!!!

Little Tommy: Cooolll........

*Meanwhile Megas 2 is getting beat up by a giant soda cup, it punches Megas 2 hard in the chest then it fires ice cubes at Megas 2 hitting it hard*

Jenna: I don't think.....my robot can take much more of this!!!! *We see energy at 20%*

Racheal: Jenna stop that giant soda from destroying us!

Jenna: What do you think I'm doing!!!!! *Megas 2 fires missles at the giant soda cup but the soda cup then fires a powerful soda blast at the missiles dudding them, then the giant soda cup springs into the air using a spring on it's bottom and tries to land on Megas 2, Megas 2 gets out of the way* Man that thing is way to fast.....and I don't think my Megas can take anymore damage.

Coop: Sorry for the hold up Jenna. How are you doing.

*Megas 2 falters a bit*

Jenna: I've been....better.

Kiva: *Scans* Jenna....you're robot is badly damaged. It can't go on much longer.

Coop: Here Jen....I'll give you energy. *Fowards energy to Megas 2 giving it energy*

Jenna: Thanks Coop.....now let's drink this soda dry!!!

Sodar: Grrr.....I will not give up! You may have defeated the others for now but I still stand! *Fires powerful blasts of soda at both robots and tries to hit them* Beware the power of my caffine enriched soda! It's sugary goodness will render you helpless!!!!

*Both Megas continue to dodge the attacks of Sodar's giant mech, this causes Sodar to fire along the ground, Megas slips and falls on Megas 2*

Coop: Sorry Jen....

Sodar: *Approaching them* You should of never messed with us foodulons! Now you will pay! *Aims at Megas and aims a powerful laser blast at Megas and fires but Megas puts up an energy shield* What the!? Grrr....*Fires a more poweful laser blast at Megas and Megas 2*

Coop: Jenna! While I have him destracted! Get behind him and grab that straw thing!!!!

Jenna: Got it! *Megas 2 goes behind Sodar and grabs the thing*

Sodar: No! Get off of that! You'll overload the system! *We hear beeping and stuff and we see the straw fill up with energy and it expands then it explodes causing Sodar's mech to blow his top, litterally. He stumbles then falls, we see a huge wave of soda come out and it goes to the parking lot of Jersey Park submerging the cars in soda*

Jamie: Nice......

Coop: Heh...see ain't no food is gonna tell me what to do....except for eat.

*Pizzar appears on the monitor* If you think that our fight with you is over, then you are wrong. Foodulons! REPAIR!!!

All: REPAIR!!!!! *They press buttons on their mechs and their mechs automatically repair themselves*

Chickar: I admire your tenacity and determination. But you will all fall to our might.

Kiva: Listen! We don't want to fight anymore......this has been a misunderstanding!

Tockar: SILENCE!!!! It is too late for you to discuss negotiations with us. You have sealed your fate when you continued to eat our kind. And about you two....how can you fat gluttons sleep at night? Knowing you are eating innocent life forms? Have you no shame!?

Jenna: Uh....they are just food.....it doesn't exist. See look. *She grabs a burger she had and holds it, she then takes a bite out of it and the Foodulon 5 gasp and shudder* See...it's not alive. It was never alive to begin with.

Racheal: *Drinking a soda* Yeah....you alien....food...things are just over reacting. Learn to lighten up.

Pizzar: Lighten up? LIGHTEN UP!? You have the odassity to tell us after you commit genocide of our people to lighten up!?

Coop: Guys....It's just food!!!! Relax!!!

Pizzar: That is it.....I realize now that you Earthlings are too greedy and selfish to realize what you are doing is wrong. For the sake of Foodulon....you must all be destroyed!!!! Foodulon 5....assemble!!!!

*They all press buttons, all of a sudden the food mechs they were in transform and combine into a giant mech which is made entirely out of food*

Jamie: woah....I'm getting serious De ja Vu here.....

Pizzar: Now you will all suffer as we destroy you with our ultimate weapon. The FOODAGEEDON!!!! *The foodageedon is a giant mech made entirely out of food, the body is a giant philly cheesesteak that Sodar controls. The Cup part transforms into a cheesteak for some reason, the head part is a sandwhich with olive eyes, the arms are hot dogs and the left hand is a burger with fries for fingers, the right hand is a chicken nugget with clam strips for fingers, The legs are giant drumsticks of chicken and the left food is a pizza slice, and the right foot is a taco*

Coop: *Drooling*

Kiva: Coop focus!!!!

Coop: Oh...sorry.

Sodar: Now prepare to suffer!!!! *The Foodageddon creates a sword made from a giant toothpick and it runs at Megas and tries to slice Megas, but Megas jumps out of the way and creates a cool energy sword of his own, Megas and the Foodageddon clash. Megas 2 tries to come in and help but the Foodulons see this and use Megas 2's momentum and throw it into Megas they both fall down. Then Megas and Megas 2 get up*

Coop: Should we fight together or one at a time?

Jenna: One at a time!!! I'll go first!!! *Megas 2 runs up to the giant food mech and punches it in the chest, but the meat from the Philly cheese steak instead ensares it's arm* I can't move!!!! *Then it grabs the arm of Megas 2 and pulls it out it then throws Megas 2 into the ground, then using a cannon, it fires gooey cheese at Megas 2 but Megas 2 dodges it, Megas 2 then fires a missile at the food mech but the mech fires fry missiles in return destroying it. It then punches Megas 2 in the face blasting it down, now Megas goes and tries. Megas opens up and fires a wave of machine gun fire at the giant food mech but it creates a shield made out of pepperoni and it blocks the attacks*

Pizzar: Fool. You cannot defeat us with your puny robots!? It is futile!!!

Coop: Oh yeah...well how about this!!! *Megas fires 2 missiles which home in on the food mech but the mech fires a laser beam from it's eyes and it destroys them, Coop looks up and then sees the mech come and grab it with it's burger hand, it then starts to punch Megas with the chicken nugget hand, Megas 2 gets involved and grabs the food mech but it throws Megas into Megas 2 knocking them down, they both look up and see the food monster gloating over them*

Burgar: You cannot win. Our Foodageddon is far more superior in power and ability.

Jamie: Dude....how can you guys lose to food. It's food!!!!!

Kiva: It's powerful....*Scans* Alot more powerful than I realized. Coop I don't think we can win....

Coop: Don't say that Kiva. I never let food stop me and I'm not about to stop them now. Jenna let's take down this chump together!!!!!

Jenna: Right! *Megas and Megas 2 hold hands and they both run up to the food mech and kick it down, then Megas picks up the food mech and Megas 2 starts to punch it hard in the face, then Megas and Megas 2 fire machine gun blasts at the food and we see the food go to pieces when the smoke clears we see the food is now a pile of rubble* All right! We did it!!!

*The food pile gets back up and reforms itself*

Jenna: Oh you have to be kidding!!!!

Chickar: You can knock us down....but we will get back up!! You were doomed from the start!

Kiva: *Scanning both Megas* Guys....bad news....we don't have enough energy to fight back. It's over. We lost.

Coop: No.....I can't.....it just isn't right.

Jenna: What are we gonna do Coop?

Coop: Hmm......*Light bulb with evil grin*

Kiva: Coop....what are you thinking?

Coop: You know what.....I just thought of something....I don't think I'm gonna need Megas to win this fight.

Kiva: Come again.

Coop: LISTEN UP YOU MUTANT FREAKSHOWS FROM THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE! You come to my planet posing some stupid rediculas acquisation that we consume your people, try to destroy us when we prove you wrong, and you try to eat us just so we can know how it feels! Well if you ask me that's pretty messed up!!!!

Burgar: We are justifed in doing this! What you are doing is wrong!!!

Coop: Yeah well......perhaps I can't beat you......*Smiles evily* But that doesn't mean I can't eat you!!!! *Coop presses a button labeled Dinner time, this equips Coop with a napkin being tied around his neck, he also gets some BBQ sauce and some ketchup, then the convertable opens up and ejects Coop from the seat*

Jenna: Good idea Coop! *Does the same*

Coop/Jenna: YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *Land ontop of the Foodageddon*

Burgar: What is the meaning of this!?

Jamie: What the heck is Coop doing!?

Kiva: He's gonna get himself killed!

Coop: It's chow time!!!!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Both him and his girlfriend start to eat the foodageddon the foodageddong try to get them both off of them but they hang on and continue to eat, we see Coop eating the fingers of the left hand and Jenna is eating the sandwhich head*

Pizzar: No!!! This cannot be!!! Stop it!!!

Tockar: he's going to kill us all!!!!

*They continue to eat the giant food mech we see Coop swimming in the philly cheesesteak as he consumes the meat and cheese, meanwhile Jenna is eating the drumstick legs of the mech*

Jamie: Dude......they're eating the entire thing.....

*Everyone looks at Coop and Jenna do so as they save their city and world from the Foodulons, they continue to eat and eat and eat, yet for some strange reason, they don't gain weight....I guess cause it's a cartoon or something :p anyways they just keep eating, stuff goes everywhere we see the Foodageddon falter and collapse, we then see the Foodulon 5 emerge from the wreckage and get up, then they are confronted by Coop and Jenna who look at them*

Coop: I'm giving you a 10 second head start. RUN!!!

*The Foodulons begin running for their ships but are chased by both Coop and Jenna, they both jump in the air*

Coop/Jenna: Waaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!! *They land on the foodulons and eat them, we don't see this but everyone is mortified by this. Jamie's jaw drops and everyone is staring at this. Then we see Coop and Jenna stand up and let out giant burps so loud it breaks glass and stuff, everyone is still staring at them*

Jamie: That......was the most......disgusting thing.......I had ever seen in my life. THAT ROCKED!!!!!!!!! *Everyone cheers at Coop and Jenna for saving the day*

Kiva: I think I'm gonna be...*Throws up out of the car*

*Jersey City sanitation department now is cleaning up the mess and stuff, Jamie, Racheal and Kiva get out and join them*

Coop: Told you I had it under control....

Jamie: Looks like your stomach actually saved us Coop. Nice. *Rock on pose with Coop*

Kiva: Ugh....

Jenna: Is Kiva ok?

Racheal: Let's just say she had enough food for one life time.

*Both of their stomachs growl*

Coop: Heheh...I'm still kinda hungry. Hey Jenna! Wanna hit the buffet for dinner?

Jenna: I'd love to Coop. *Clings to Coop and they both go*

Jamie: Ok....how is it possible that after devouring 6000 metric tons of food, can they still be hungry!?

Racheal: I could get fat just by looking at them....

Kiva: You guys....go on without me. I think I need to lie down. *Goes back to Megas*

Jamie: Suit yourself.

*They follow and stuff and we pan to Jersey City Park which is covered in food and stuff*

End Credits: *Coop and Jenna clean out the buffet with their appitites*

The end.

Notes

1: Villians: Foodulons
2: Each of the Foodulon represent something different. Pizzar: Pizza, Tocar: Taco Burgar: Cheeseburger, Chickar: Bucket of Fried Chicken, Sodar: Soda pop
3: Coop and Jenna both have amazing appitites
4: A POP TV stand was destroyed this episode
5: Coop and Jenna won by eating the villian
6: We learn in this episode that Coop and Jenna weigh a combined total of 660 pounds. Coop weighs 340 and Jenna weights 320 we see their weigh on the entry form for the Eating Contest
7: It would be impossible for a human to eat so much food, they would die if they did

Darth-geister

02-14-2006, 01:41 PM

This is really a funny episode man! Like the idea that the villains are food and how Coop and Jenna where still hungry after eating alot, also make me laugh when Kiva was getting sick of watching Coop and Jenna eating to defeat the Foodulons.

King_of_doom

02-14-2006, 03:46 PM

I like this episode alot. When things where getting worst Coop and Jenna use their best weapons......there stomachs ^^.

Xerroo

02-14-2006, 06:19 PM

Come on....the villian was food. Of course I was gonna have them eat the mech!

JTX

02-14-2006, 07:20 PM

Conquerer Norm was a nice episode but Food Fight is one of your funniest and best episode yet. This episode have everything, laughs, fights and tons and tons of food.

Xerroo

02-14-2006, 09:13 PM

Ok listen up. Episode idea order change.

Season 3
1: Love at First Fight
2: Ultrabot Z
3: Rosh-O-Megas
4: Grill Power
5: Tag Team
6: Gladiator
7: How the Glorft Stole Christmas
8: S.S Warlock
9: Attack of the Lurps
10: The Good, The Bad, and The Megas
11: Once Upon a Time in New Mexico
12: Ultra-Return
13: House of 1000 Coopses

Season 4
1: Megas Gear Solid
2: Gigas XLR
3: Terror Firmer
4: The Collector
5: The Incorrigable Julk
6: The Junkman Cometh
7: Ultrabot Zeo
8: Violentines Day
9: Megas and the Beanstalk
10: The Great Mega-Slush Robbery
11: Much Ado About Alternate Jamie
12: Food Fight
13: Legion of Evil

Season 5
1: Guardian Angel
2: I, Skippy
3: Grudge Match
4: Thrill of the Hunt
5: Enemy of the Universe
6: The GodMegas
7: Rock and Rool
8: The Omega Megas
9: Fat guy and Quazar
10: History of the World Part 1 (As told by Coop)
11: Metal Kombat
12: Pay-Per-Smash Part 1
13: Pay-Per-Smash Part 2

Season 6
1: Channel Smashing
2: Megas XLR: The Rock Opera
3: Space Ape Escape
4: Twisted Megas
5: The Cockpit
6: Lifestyles of the Fat and Flabby
7: Conqurer Norm
8: Anniversary Anarchy
9: Interlude with a Bioloid
10: Coop and Jamie go to Burger Barn
11: The Emperor's New Threads
12: There's something about Kivo
13: Regiscoop

Season 7
1: Battle of the Bulge
2: Enter the Megas
3: Joyride
4: Flora and Ice
5: Gorrath's Ark
6: Do Androids Dream of Revengeful Scene
7: System Error
8: Battle of the Bands
9: Deathmatch
10: Project: Diablo
11: Fat to the Future 1
12: Fat to the Future 2
13: Fat to the Future 3

Oni0

02-15-2006, 09:58 PM

Conquerer Norm as some funny moments. Same humor as Zim but the one who takes the cake or you can say phillycheesestake to Food Fight. The Humor was hilarious and the fights where awesome and for the first time...........well not the first but you know what i mean of Coop eating alot!

Xerroo

02-20-2006, 09:48 PM

Just a heads up everyone.

I'm currently going back and re-editing old episodes to make them more action packed. So far I made edits to the following episodes.

Love at First Fight
Ultrabot Z
Rosh-O-Megas
Grill Power
Tag Team
Gladiator
How the Glorft Stole Christmas
S.S Warlock
The Good, The Bad, and The Megas

So when you can take a look at them. Most of them are found on page 1. Rosh O Megas is found on Page 12. And if anyone has any ideas for future episodes. Feel free to PM me.

Oni0

02-21-2006, 12:04 AM

Not bad. I think you really improve even better than before, some of them have some funny scenes and the fights are alot amusing than ever.

Darth-geister

02-21-2006, 01:34 PM

Nice improvement Xerroo. There even better than before especially Love at first Fight and Grill Power.

Xerroo

02-22-2006, 02:36 PM

The following episodes have been updated.

Attack of the Lurps
Ultra-Return
Once Upon a Time in New Mexico
House of 1000 Coopses
Megas Gear Solid
Gigas XLR
TerrorFirmer

You can find the first 4 on page 1, Megas Gear Solid on page 3, Gigas XLR on page 4 and TerrorFirmer on Page 2

King_of_doom

02-22-2006, 03:47 PM

Like the new stuff on the episodes. The flashback of Jamie in Gigas XLR it has to be a classic that. I laugh really on that part.

JTX

02-22-2006, 06:33 PM

Like how you handle the new stuff in your Megas episodes. Good fights and new funny scenes.

Xerroo

02-24-2006, 07:53 PM

The Collector
The Incorragible Julk
The Junkman Cometh
Ultrabot Zeo
Violentine's day
Megas and the Beanstalk

All of these have been edited.

I seem to be running a snag with Cheat Code. I must do a complete rewrite. But other then that things are on schedule.

JTX

02-24-2006, 08:45 PM

Can't wait to read that one :).

Xerroo

02-26-2006, 10:19 AM

Legion of Evil is redone. Found on Page 2 Also. I have replaced Cheat Code for The Great Mega-Slush Robbery.

Also If anyone has ideas for more episodes feel free to PM me.

Oni0

02-26-2006, 06:45 PM

Like the stuff you put on Legion of Evil and the Mega-Slush Robbery as always. It was very enjoyable the part where the villains where fighting each other and the guys are just relaxing watching the fight.

Xerroo

03-03-2006, 01:05 PM

Guardian Angel, Grudge Match, and I Skippy have been updated for your viewing pleasure.

I'm thinking of doing alot of "breaking the fourth wall" moments in my ideas. I liked how Billy and Mandy and Ed Edd n Eddy did it.

Darth-geister

03-03-2006, 01:52 PM

Sounds interesting the idea. I have to agree BM and the Eds went well for them.

JTX

03-03-2006, 04:22 PM

I think i like Guardian Angel this way. Not because of Brodie because i see that you have add some laughs on the episode when it didn't many. I also likethe idea of breaking the fourth wall.

Oni0

03-04-2006, 12:45 AM

I really founded amusing that you put Brodie in Guardian Angel and see that you did a nice job. I Skippy and Grudge Match have some good improvement and many laughs. Can't wait for your next work buddy.

King_of_doom

03-05-2006, 09:52 AM

I just read Enemy of the Universe and GodMegas, got some really good laughs on both of them, especially Enemy of the Universe.

Xerroo

03-05-2006, 02:07 PM

Thanks. Up next is Rock and Rool, The Omega Megas, and Fatman and Quazar.

Darth-geister

03-06-2006, 08:43 AM

Can't wait to see Fatman and Quazar. Still don't like that kid, freaking annoying brat.

bogy shashav

03-07-2006, 11:14 AM

Phew, I was finnaly able to make an account here. By now I must say that xerro's work is excellent and some episodes can directly go into the show(if it still existed:crying: ) as a crazy Megas XLR fan I really admire his work:D

Btw I'm making a fanfic on Megas XlR merging it with something originally mine, when its done and posted i dont mind if you make an episode or 2 of it.

Darth-geister

03-07-2006, 02:38 PM

Welcome dude, glad to see another Megas fan here.

You can pm(private message) to Xerroo and send your ideas.

Nice update on the Omega Megas Xerroo.

Xerroo

03-08-2006, 07:47 AM

Rock and Rool, The Omega Megas, and HIstory of the World Part 1 (As told by Coop) are finished.

King_of_doom

03-08-2006, 03:42 PM

That's alot of updates you did Xerroo, you really need some rest ^^,(in good way) .

Xerroo

03-08-2006, 10:42 PM

Special present for all.

Fat to the Future Parts 1-3 are done.

JTX

03-09-2006, 08:35 AM

Thanks. I really enjoyed reading them. I like part 1 and 3 alot.

bogy shashav

03-10-2006, 02:54 PM

Hmm not bad, not bad. Maybe in part one the moment when Coop tells the others to get out and the Eradicator stuff were better than the current version, otherwise good job.

Xerroo

03-11-2006, 07:31 AM

I didn't want to reuse the Eradicator but I did want to reuse the Terrorfirmer.

King_of_doom

03-11-2006, 01:38 PM

They got better than before that's for sure, still kinda sad at the end of both part one and three.

Xerroo

03-11-2006, 02:34 PM

How is part 3 sad! Kiva can come and visit anytime she wants. It's just that she needs to be in the future to rebuild and stuff. Plus you know she has to go back.

King_of_doom

03-11-2006, 02:57 PM

Oh it's not that(well part of it ^^,) it was when Megas gets destroyed once again. Even tho it's cool to see Megas at the end ^^.

Darth-geister

03-13-2006, 03:23 PM

Those last edits you did where really good Xerroo, keep it up :).

JTX

03-14-2006, 04:27 PM

I gotta say that your really improving this stuff Xerroo. Like them all and how some dialogs where change so that it can be more Megas style.

Xerroo

03-14-2006, 07:53 PM

The following have been edited.

Channel Smashing
Space Ape Escape
Lifestyles of the Fat and Flabyous
Regiscoop
Twisted Megas.

King_of_doom

03-14-2006, 08:46 PM

I really enjoy the new stuff. Reading them and watching Megas episodes makes me feel to draw more Megas drawings ^^.

bogy shashav

03-16-2006, 12:17 AM

I havve only one objection, and it's about RegisCoop. I still feel kinda sorry for alt. Kiva, and i think she does not deserve to die in such a nasty way. Otherwise good work...as usual.

Oni0

03-25-2006, 09:00 PM

I just leave for a few days and you guys post many good things. I read them all and i enjoy them very much and also like the new stuff you add on all the edits you did.

Xerroo

03-25-2006, 09:20 PM

Just re-edited Much Ado about Alternate Jamie as well as Anniversary Anarchy and Regiscoop.

Darth-geister

03-27-2006, 06:26 PM

Regiscoop i think is the best one of the edits you did today.

JTX

03-31-2006, 01:26 PM

Not bad on the new edits. Twisted Megas as to be my favorite along with Regiscoop.

Xerroo

04-12-2006, 08:57 PM

Just Edited the following and have been revamped for your reading pleasure

Interlude with a Bioloid
Harold and Jamie go to Burger Barn
There's Something about Kivo
Joyride
Flora and Ice
Gorrath's Ark

Darth-geister

04-13-2006, 11:19 PM

I just read some and there are all good. Like Joyride and Harold and Jamie go to Burger Barn the most.

Xerroo

04-14-2006, 09:28 PM

Heads up.

I just did Land of the Rising Fat (Fat Guy and Quazar) and now I did Honey, I shrunk the Megas.

I also changed the episode order for Season 3 and Season 7

Season 3
Love at First Fight
Ultrabot Z
Honey, I shrunk the Megas
Grill Power
Tag Team
Gladiator
How the Glorft stole Christmas
S.S Warlock
Attack of the Lurps
The Good, the Bad, and the Megas
Once Upon a Time in New Mexico
Ultra-Return
House of 1000 Coopses

Season 7
Battle of the Bulge
Enter the Megas
Joyride
Flora and Ice
Gorrath's Ark
Rosh-O-Megas
System Error
Battle of the Bands
Deathmatch
Project Diablos
Fat to the Future 1
Fat to the Future 2
Fat to the Future 3

Xerroo

04-19-2006, 03:47 PM

What is this? It's a new episode!

Revenge of the Nerds

*The Episode begins in total darkness, we then see a match is lit and then we see the match light a candle and then we see multiple matches light up and more candles are light, then we see what appears to be 4 different nerds who look alot like the nerds Alex hangs out with from "MTV Downtown" but are younger like around the age of 19 thru 21*

Dark One: *Voice actor is Tom Kenny he's the fat one* The meeting of the brotherhood of Darkness will now come to order! First we must initiate the roll call! Night Shade!

Night Shade: *Voice actor is Billy West he's the one with the backwards cap* Here!

Dark One: Shadowheart!

Shadowheart: *Voice actor is Rick Gomez he's the tall one with the curly hair* Present.

Dark One: And finally Pitch Black!

Pitch Black: *Voice actor is Grey Desile as a guy he's the little guy with glasses* Here.

Dark One: Good! Now that the roll call has been initiated now we must concentrate on our agenda for today! As you know that once a year the United States hosts the Galatic Gaming Guild Expo. And every time we participate in the video game contest. But alas, we never win! And do you know why?

Shadowheart: It's because we always get our butts kicked by the reigning champions every time. I belive their names were Har-

Dark One: Silence! If I wanted an answer I would of asked for one! Now you may answer the question.

Shadowheart: As I was saying we always lose to Harold Cooplowski and his friends.

Night Shade: Yeah we can't compete with them. they're just too good!

Dark One: We are just as good if not better then him! The reason why he keeps winning is because of his constant popularity! The fans constantly cheer for him and his pals. But this year they will be cheering for us!

Pitch Black: Uh...how are we gonna get them to do that?

Dark One: I'm glad you asked Pitch Black. You see....this year G3 is holding a special contest, various arcades around the country have been installed with a super difficult game that no one has yet to beat. It is said that each of the arcades are connected wirelessly to all the gaming companies and stores around the country. It is also said that whoever defeats the game will send a message back to the the G3 headquarters in California and they will in turn host G3 in the town where the first game cabinet was beaten! You see if I can beat that game then we will be the popular ones and they will cheer for us and we will win!

Night Shade: Dude you can't even get past the first level! There is no way you can beat it!

Pitch Black: Yeah.....you'd have to like know the game in and out to do that.

Dark One: I am well aware of that Pitch Black that is why I have this! *Shows stuff and papers* Here are detailed maps, analysis of enemies and powers, locations of safe spots and the locations of the hidden power-ups which will make the game easy. *The other 3 say good things and stuff* I know....And then once I study and examine them, I will go to the arcade tomorrow and win the game. When everyone sees me win then I will be remembered and the one who brought G3 to Jersey City!

Nightshade: Uh...why don't we just go now and play!

Dark One: Can't....I got cerfew. In fact I have to be in bed now.

Shadowheart: But it's only 9:30 at night....

Dark One: We must end our meeting for now. Tomorrow we shall all go down to the arcade with our new found knowledge and defeat the game once and for all. I hearby conclude the brotherhood of darkness meeting to be over! *They all blow out the candles* Uh.......guys....maybe we should turn on the light first before we blow out the candles. *We hear someone trip* Oww!!!!

Pitch Black: Sorry.

*Title Screen Plays*

Revenge of the Nerds.

*We are now at Jersey City Arcade and we see a whole bunch of people surrounded by a game console and we see people cheering on players and we see Coop and Jamie playing the game on Co-Op and they are moving the controls around and stuff and we see sweating and on the screen we see ships moving around shooting stuff and dodging attacks and stuff and we see people cheering them on*

People: COOP! Jamie! COOP! Jamie! COOP! *As they continue cheering we see Racheal walk up to Jenna*

Racheal: Hey Jen. What's going on?

Jenna: Coop and Jamie made it to the final level of the game! All they have to do now is go through the enemy gauntlet and fight the final boss! They haven't lost any lives or health! If they win we get G3 to come here and free tickets!

Racheal: Really!? Nice!!!! *She joins in the cheering* Coop! Jamie! Coop! *Back at the game we see the two ships shooting at more stuff and they dodge blasts and we see Coop and Jamie sweating and Coop is grring his teeth and he's pressing random buttons and the ships keep dodging in and out and then they come up to the final boss which looks like a giant robot that was used in "Totally spies episode Deja Cruise" and it's firing lasers and stuff at a ship and a ship gets hit and loses health*

Jamie: Coop I've taken damage! Pass me a energy pack!

Coop: Coming right up! *we see the other ship throw a health packet and some shield to the other ship and they both keep shooting and stuff trying to defeat the final boss* Nice try chump! *The ship swerves past the lasers and shoots the robot more*

Jenna: Awesome! They are hurting the final boss! They might win!

Racheal: Come on guys!!!! You can do it!!!

*They continue to fight the final boss and the boss uses a super powerful attack but both Coop and Jamie's ships dodge the attack and they keep dodging and the robot shoots lasers out of it's eyes*

Jamie: Come on.....come on. *We see Jenna Crosses fingers, Racheal clings to Jenna as they watch and we still see both fighter ships fire at the final boss and everyone is watching and stuff and then we see the ships and the final boss stop firing, the robot's head explodes, then it goes to it's knees and falls down, then completely explodes, then from the top of the arcade console a laser beam is fired into the air and everyone looks at it, meanwhile in space we see the beam and it hits a sattlite and it redirects the beam to California and shoots it there, meanwhile at California we see the hosts of G3 sitting and being bored*

Host 1: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Dude I told you this game contest was a stupid idea! No one can beat Hadius!

Host 2: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* Give it time man! I'm sure someone is gonna win. *The beam hits a signal dish and it sends a message down into the building and the giant monitor flashes and stuff and they both look* Woah....

Host 1: No way....someone actually beat that game! All right! Now we don't have to sit in this office anymore!!! *Presses a button and a green beam is fired into the air and it hits the sattilite and redirects itself at Jersey City Arcade and it fires down onto the arcade cabinet and on the monitor we see the two hosts on the screen* Congratulations!!!! You are the first person to ever beat Hadius! Because of your awesome victory and score we are going to host G3 at your town! *Reads the monitor* Uh....Jersey City! And you will get 4 tickets to go for free!!!!

Coop: YEAHWOO!!!!!! *Everyone cheers and celebrates and stuff*

Jamie: All right we did it Coop! We won!!!!

Coop: Rock on!!! *Does the rock on pose thingy with Jamie, then their girlfriends come up and hug them*

Jenna: you both won Coop!*Jenna hugs Coop happily* You were both great!!! *Coop grabs Jenna and leans her down and looks at her*

Coop: We couldn't of done it without the support of our girlfriends. *Smiles and kisses her passionatly and so does Jamie and Racheal and everyone is cheering and stuff, later that day we see the Dark One go out of his house and he heads to the arcade*

Dark One: Bye mom I'm going to the arcade!!!! *Walks into the city and is joined by his friends* Well gentlemen are you ready to make history!?

Nightshade: Yeah! I've been studying the level designs and weakspots all night! I didn't even sleep!

Shadowheart: Something tells me you didn't bathe either.....

Dark One: Well worry not my dark brothers. Today we will become popular for bring G3 to Jersey City and then when the game contest takes place they will all be cheering for us and we will be admired and we will win!

Pitch Black: You think we can really do it?

Dark One: Of course we can! With my level 12 intellect and quick wits there is no game I cannot overcome. *As they pass a hardware store that has a TV show it goes to a special report*

Newsreporter: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* We interupt the hopes of a young man to bring this special bulletin! * The nerds stop and watch the TV We see a reporter and behind him are a bunch of people cheering and stuff and they are at the Pizza Hutch* Today can be marked as a great day in history of Jersey City. It is because someone has finally beatened the special Hadious Extreme Difficulty Edition in our very own city. Here is the scene behind me. *We see people cheering on Coop and Jamie's name and the Dark One is surprised and upset* As you can see there are 1000's of fans who are wating here at the Pizza Hutch to meet with the people who made their dreams of going to G3 come true and *Looks in the distance and sees a car approach* And it appears that they have arrived! *They pull up to the front of the Pizza Hutch and there is red carpeting and all and out comes Coop and Jenna and they wave and everyone cheers and they walk down and then we see Jamie and Racheal come down and Jamie waves and smiles and they all go in and the crowd is happy and stuff*

Dark One: No......NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I can't belive it!!! This isn't happenening! *Starts to cry*

Shadowheart: Oh man....tough break man....oh well at least there is next year.

Dark one: No! I will not stand for another loss!!! Maybe we didn't get the fan support but that doesn't mean we won't win at the convention! Come on! We must engage the enemy! *They head for the Pizza Hutch meanwhile at the pizza hutch we see the gang enjoying themselves as many people cheer and say nice things*

Goat: Man guys, I don't know how you pulled it off but you guys did it! You were both totally friggen great!

Jamie: Yeah it was tough, but for a couple of veteran gamers it comes natural.

Tiny: *To Goat* If you can say getting game over at least a thousand times is veteran then I wonder what amature is. *Goat snickers* Oh thanks for the free tickets to G3 guys.

Coop: No prob. We were gonna use the tickets we won from the last convention so you guys can get in free.

Racheal: How did you guys manage to win anyway. That game was on the toughest difficulty setting.

Jamie: Man you wouldn't believe what we had to go though.

*Flashback*

*We see Coop and Jamie playing the game downstairs at night and Kiva is there and she is trying to sleep but she can't it's 1 AM and they are playing the game*

*Back to reality*

Racheal: Guess that explains why Kiva ain't here. She must be dead tired.

Jamie: Yeah she needed some sleep.

Goat: Man I can't wait to go. I hear there's gonna be a whole wing dedicated to chicks! So if you guys wanna look for me I'll be over there.

Jamie: Yeah I hear they'll be modeling in swimsuits. *Notices Racheal staring at Jamie* Uh....but that's nothing compared to how good you'll look Racheal. *Racheal smiles smugly*

Coop: *Stuffing a Pizza ham* Hey Jen. You should enter the competition. You and Racheal have a shot at winning.

Jenna: You really think so?

Coop: Yeah! The both of you kicked our butts on many occasions. I would love to actually have a challenge this year around. And if anyone could put me and Jamie in our places, it's you two.

Jenna: *Looks at Racheal* What do you say Rach? You wanna go?

Racheal: Hmm....*All of a sudden we hear the door fly wide open and we hear the Dark One's voice*

Dark One: Out of my way! Out of my way! *We see the 4 nerds come in a push people down to clear a path and the Dark One pushes some guy who falls and spills his soda on him, they come up to our heroes*

Jamie: Who invited them?

Racheal: Not me?

Coop: What the heck do you want....Edwin!?

Dark One: How many times must I tell you my name is the Dark One!

Jamie: Yeah...he's definatly a nerd...*Racheal snickers*

Coop: I guess you came here to say how you plan to beat me in this years G3?

Night Shade: Yeah and we are gonna kick your butts!!!!

Jamie: Yeah whatever....don't you losers have like some dungeons and dragon game you could be playing right now?

Shadowheart: Actually we don't play that till 4:00.

Dark One: The point is that we will have the advantage this year. Since you won that game most likely by "cheating" this years G3 will be on our home turf. It is here where I feel I am at my best. This year not only will we humiliate you in front of millions of viewers but we will win and be the ones the fans will admire and cheer for. You've only gotten so far because of luck or by some method of cheating. Afterall a person with a level 12 intellect such as myself is more than *As he talks we see Coop get up and walk behind him* capible of beating a barberic and mindless caveman like your-*Coop gives the Dark one a Wedgie and Jamie gives Night Shade a wedgie* HURK!!!!!

Coop: Oh yeah....you mean humiliate us like that!? *Everyone laughs at the Dark One*

Night Shade: Oh yeah! But at least I don't live with my mom!!!

Shadowheart: Yes you do.

Coop: Yeah but I have a girlfriend. *Looks at Jenna lovingly* A sexy girlfriend at that.

Dark One: Silence!!!! Heed this warning Harlod! In one month you will feel the full force of my wrath when G3 comes here! I will defeat you and your friend. We have spoken! *We see him walk out funny followed by his friends and Coop and the others just laugh at the nerds*

Goat: Man...some people need to get lives....

*Outside we see the nerds walking*

Shadowheart: That didn't go as well as you expected didn't it.

Dark One: And I didn't see you insulting the enemy!

Shadowheart: I perfer to not get involved in confrontation.

Night Shade: Well this time we are gonna win! I'm tired of getting 2nd place!

Dark One: We shall spilt up into two teams! Me and Nightshade and you and Pitch black will be the other. This way we have 2 chances to win. Then when the finals come you two will take the dive so I can claim victory!

Pitch Black: Hey! Why do we have to take the dive!?

Dark One: Because I am your master and you must obey! Now I must go. I have "special preperations I need to make for the month ahead."

Shadowheart: I guess you are going to play video games?

Dark One: No.....something far more sinister.....*Starts to laugh eviliy* Ahem! That was your cue to laugh minions! *The other nerds laugh weakly then we see a sign that says "1 month later" we are now at the Jersey Dome and there are spot lights in the air and inside are tons of booths and people looking around and different game companies like "Capcorp" and "Bonomi" and "Ninetendu" and people are playing games and stuff and we see chicks displaying games and stuff and then we see the hosts of G3 talk*

Host 1: Hey everyone and welcome to the 10th G3 expo here at the Jerseydome! I am Mike!

Host 2: And I'm Scott! And tonight we have a grand show for you viewers at home if you are tuning to Game Station!

Mike: That's right Scott! We got games, girls, and gear! But we also have the Game Contest where 8 teams will compete in a game off and the winner will recieve a new generation pack!

Scott: That's right. The Winner will get a Funstation 3, a Megaloution, and a Z-Box 360 to enjoy for their very own! Complete with the entire library of games!!!

Mike: Indeed Scott. But enough about that. Let's check out the chick booth and get to know a few of the ladies. *Both of them walk over to the chick booth, meanwhile in another area we see Coop playing an arcade game that's a fighter and Coop is winning, he's playing some other guy and Coop wins*

Coop: Yeah! Hahah!!! I win. *To the kid* Nice try. Maybe next time. *The Kid walks away sad*

Jenna: Coop....you didn't have to go so rough on the kid.

Coop: Sorry Jen. I guess I'm just focused on the game contest so it's like I have to give it my all. Cause when I smash Edwin and his brotherhood of "nerdness" at the finals then I'll be home enjoying my new game systems!

Jenna: *Smug* Oh yeah? Who said you were going to be in the finals? Didn't you hear. *Seductivly* I'm entering the competition to....so don't count on winning just yet.

Coop: Really? Cool! I don't care if I don't win. I just want to humiliate Edwin again. Hey let's go find Jamie and Racheal. *Jenna clings to Coop and they walk off, we see Jamie playing a PSP game called Ultrabot: Powered Up at the Capcorp booth*

Jamie: Man this game is so cool. You get to make your own levels and everything.

Racheal: Aren't you worried about the game competition?

Jamie: Me? Nah.....we always beat Edwin every time.

Racheal: Who said anything about him. Me and Jenna are entering too so you should *Grabs Jamie by his shirt* be worried about us and not some nerds....

Jamie: Really!? Nice.....

Coop: Hey Jamie! Come on. We got to go get ready for the competiton! It's starting soon.

Jamie: Oh Coop, you know the girls are in the contest too?

Coop: Yeah. Jenna told me. Come on we need to get ready. *They all go to get ready, meanwhile in the basement of the stadium we see the Dark One looking at something and we don't see it and he has an evil grin on his face*

Dark One: Yes....everything is coming to order, with this new weapon I will become an unstoppable force! When I defeat Coop at the finals I will add injury to his insult! I will - *Sound of needle scratching*

Night Shade: Hey Edwin! Where were you! We have to go get ready and *Sees what the Dark One saw* HOLY TOLDEDO!!! WHAT IS THAT!? WHERE DID YOU FIND IT!

Dark One: For your information. I built it using the blueprints from the video game Hadius and secondly you cannot tell anyone about this! This is the secret project I've been working on for a month! You said the contest is beginning?

Night Shade: Yeah! We are taking on some guys in the first round. Come one we have to go!

Dark One: All right, let me just cover up this and we can go. *Presses a button and then we see a giant cloth drop on what appears to be the same giant robot from "Deja Cruise from Totally spies" * Now let us go and defeat the enemy! *They leave we are now at the room and we see there are people watching we then see Goat trying to get with some chicks*

Goat: So girls.....any of you wanna go see a movie when this is all over? I'm buying.

Tiny: hey Goat...the competition starting. Coop and Jamie are in the first match!

Goat: All right. I got to go ladies...I have to watch my man win! *They both leave*

*We are now at the area where the games take place, we see Coop and Jamie and Shadow Heart and Pitch Black up first*

Shadowheart: Listen....dispite what my "Dark Master" says. I just wanna wish you good luck.

Coop: Luck!? I don't need luck. Just play man! *We see a chick hold up a round 1 sign and we see them play, both Coop and Jamie do rather well and the other guys are having trouble*

Pitch Black: I could use some help here!

Shadowheart: I can't...I have a bogey on my tail. *His plane gets shot by Jamie* Oh darn. *Both Coop and Jamie's ships are ganging up on Pitch Black and they shoot his plane out of the sky*

Scott: And the winner of the first match is Coop and Jamie! *Everyone cheers* They'll advance to the semi-finals! *Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thing*

*The Next match is 2 unnamed dudes vs. 2 other unnamed dudes and it's a pretty bland match, one of them wins, then it's the Dark one and Nightshade vs 2 other unamed dudes and they play and we see their planes shoot each other down We see Night shade is about to shoot one of the planes but the Dark One gets in the way*

Night Shade: Hey! He was mine! *We see night shade's plane get shot down by the other kid*

Dark One: Perhaps if you payed attention to the game then you wouldn't of gotten shot out. *Shoots the other plane down* Looks like I have to carry our team again. *The next game is Jenna and Racheal vs 2 other people and Jenna and Racheal planes chase the other ones and keep shooting and they eventually shoot them down and they both give the rock on pose*

Mike: Well that was a quick first round but now it's the semi finals. It looks like we have another repeat on our hands. Could we have Coop and Jamie vs. The Brother Hood of Darkness again?

Scott: I wouldn't be so sure Mike. Don't forget the two girls. They have amazing gaming ability and the way I see it the Dark One and his pal Night Shade may not make it to the finals. Let's just see what the next round brings!

*We see a Semi-Final sign and on the stage are Coop and Jamie vs. 2 unnamed dues and Coop and Jamie are shooting and chasing the other planes down*

Coop: Hey Jamie! Ambush them from the front. I'll get them from behind!

Jamie: Sure thing Coop! *Jamie's ship pulls out and the other 2 guys are confused then they turn around and gang up on Coop and Coop gets surprised but Coop manages to dodge them and they are chasing Coop's ship and they lock on to his ship and we see Coop is sweating again as he might get hit and one of the ships hit Coop and damage his wing and his ship is flying crazy but then we see Jamie come from behind and shoot 2 homing missiles at the planes blowing both of them up*

Coop: Haha!!! Jamie!!!! *They do the rock on pose again* Now let's go watch our girlfriends play. *They get off the stage and go to the other game which is in progress we see Jenna and Racheal sweating as they play against the Dark One and Night Shade we see the girls ships shoot at the nerds and they dodge we see Night Shade is sweating but the Dark one is calm and collected*

Night Shade: Man Edwin! How can you be so calm! I'm gettin gmy butt kicked! *Dodges a blast*

Dark One: Relax Night Shade....*Smug* Everyone knows that girls cannot play video games, *The girls hear this and switch their attack to the Dark One's ship and shoot his ship down* What!? No!!! *Then they go back to night shade and we see Night shade dodging their ships and he gets lucky and shoots down Racheal's ship*

Racheal: Oh man....all right Jenna up to you! *We see Jenna chassing Night Shade and she is on his tail and Night shade is sweating hard*

Coop: Come on Jenna you can do it....

*Everyone is cheering for Jenna and she locks onto to Night Shade's ship and shoots it down*

Dark One: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna: All right! *Does rock on pose thingy with Racheal*

Dark One: This is not possible! *Steals the mic from Scott*

Scott: Hey what the heck!?

Dark One: What just happened is not possible! There is no way that a girl can beat a guy at video games. *People start to get pissed off at him* She must of cheated! The brotherhood of darkness will not stand for this! I demand a do over! I demand that we play again and everyone here will know the true outcome when I beat both of those girls at their game. I demand *Racheal gives the Dark One a wedgie* HURK!!!

Scott: *Takes the mic back* Hey nice undies dork! *Everyone laughs*

Mike: Well you know what they say Scott. That's what you get for being a sore loser! *We see the Dark One walk away upset*

Coop: Ahaha!!! All right girls!!!

Jamie: Hey Coop....now we gotta face our girlfriends in the final round! *We get a split screen both Coop and Jamie staring at Jenna and Racheal

Coop: Oh boy.....

*Back in the Basement we see the Dark One remove the cloth from the giant robot and looks at it*

Dark One: Soon....I will make them all pay.....I WILL MAKE THEM ALL PAY!!! *Breaths heavily and coughs then gets his breath thingy and breaths*

Pitch Black: I don't know.....are you sure you really want to do this?

Dark one: Yes.....I have NEVER been humilated in all my life! Now everyone into the robot now!!! *We see them all get into the robot and the Dark One presses buttons and a hat that looks like Cerebro from X-Men comes on him and we see the robot light up* Yes......

*Back at the stage we see both teams go up for the fianl round*

Scott: Well this is it! The final round! So far it's been a pretty eventful match!

Mike: But now it comes down to two teams. And get this....both teams are dating!

Scott: Really? Hey...maybe they'll have *Snickers* Make-up love afterwards!

Goat: Man I don't even know who to cheer for.....so I'm gonna go back to the chick wing. I think that one girl in the plumber suit was checkin me out! *He leaves and Tiny just watches*

Coop: Well I guess this is it huh? Listen Jenna. I love you and you are the best girlfriend ever....but I'm still gonna have to kick your butt.

Jenna: Oh we'll see who will win honey. Good luck BTW. *Kiss*

Coop: You too.

Jamie: So Racheal....ready to eat my dust.

Racheal: Get bent....

*Both players look at the screen and begin playing, we hear music and lights and we see ships moving and firing and dodging we see the guys sweating and everyone is cheering and stuff and we see constant playing and button mashing and everyone is cheering on and the match is good and stuff and it looks like it can go either way and people are getting into it and then we see a ship get shot down*

Jamie: Coop I'm hit! You have to finish this one!!!!!!! *As his ship goes down it fires a shot hitting Racheal's Ship*

Racheal: Oh man! Sorry Jenna....I'm out! *Both Coop and Jenna continue playing and fighting each other and it's a constant deadlock but then we see Jenna gets an oppotunity and goes in and hits Coop's ship a few times and Coop gets worried and then we see Jenna's ship is about to fire a missle when.......A giant fist punches the roof of the stadium and destroys the arcade console and both players are startled*

Coop: What the heck!? *Then we see another giant fist punch the arena and grab the roof and throw it off. Then we see people running for their loves and stuff*

Dark One: PUNY HUMANS! FEAR ME FOR WE ARE THE BROTHERHOOD OF DARKNESS!!!! YOU MAY HAVE ONE THE BATTLE BUT THE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN!!!!! *To Night Shade* Fire the lasers!!!

Night Shade: Right! *The giant robot fires lasers into the area and blow up random booths including a POP TV booth, then we see the giant robot shoot missles from its chest and blow up stuff and people are running away as the robot wrecks havoc and we see the Dark One laughing crazily*

Coop: That did NOT just happen!

Jamie: I think it did.....

Coop: Man I heard of being a sore loser but not like this! That chump just wrecked one of the greatest matches in Hadius history! *Coop and Jamie run to Megas in the parking lot followed by the girls*

Jenna: Wait for us! *They come too, meanwhile we see the giant robot continue to destroy and wreck stuff and smash game booths with its fist and the Dark One is laughing*

Dark one: Yes now the fools will see how stupid it was to laugh at me!!!!! There is no one that can oppose me!

Pitch Black: Uh....Dark One? I'm picking up 2 things on radar.

Dark One: Huh? *The robot turns around and sees both Megas and Megas 2 cracking their knuckles* What!?

Coop: Hey chump! You got some nerve wrecking the joint!

Dark One: *To Night Shade* He has a giant robot!? How come you didn't tell me this!

Night Shade: I didn't know!!!!!!!!

Dark One: No matter attack! *We see the robot run up to Megas and tries to punch Megas but Megas side steps and grabs the arm of the robot and throws it into the parking lot hitting some cars, then we see the robot get up and fire a missle at Megas but Megas dodges the Missle and goes into the air then from behind we see Megas 2 grab the robot and Megas kicks the robot in the chest and the robot goes down, the robot gets up and looks up at Megas and Megas 2*

Shadowheart: Uh.....maybe this whole get revenge thing wasn't the best idea.

Dark One: Do not worry my comrades. With my level 12 intellect I will outwit these stupid morons. *The Robot runs up to Megas 2 and jumps in the air and Megas 2 fires a fist into the air* Dodge Pattern Omega! *The Robot dodges the fist and comes down on Megas 2 and kicks it in the head stepping on it, then we see a missle come at the robot* Counter attack Phi! *We see the robot grab the missle and throws it back at Megas hitting them and blasting him into the stadium and falls by the chick booth and the chicks leave*

Goat: Oh man......*Back at the battle we see Megas and Megas 2 go up to the robot and the robot grabs both Megas and Megas 2 and push them into each other, then the robot flies into the air and powers up a powerful laser blast at both Megas and Megas 2, both of them get up and see the blast and jump out of the way*

Dark One: Give up fools. You cannot defeat the "Brotherhood of Darkness" We have watched every episode of Star Worlds and know everything there is to know about robot weaponry. You cannot defeat us!

Jamie: Man Coop, you gonna let a bunch of nerds do that to you and Jenna?

Jenna: Hey Coop! Let's combine both Megas into Megas Surpreme then we can take them out easy.

Coop: I like the way you think sweetheart! *They both press the "Megas Surpreme" button at the same time and they do a mech transformation, Megas is on the top and Megas 2 is on the bottom, the Dark one is scared of this*

Dark one: Uh oh......

Shadowheart: Now I think would be a good time to conceed.....

Dark one: Uh....I'm not scared! The brotherhood of Darkness will never surrender!!!! *Runs up to Megas Surpreme and the robot starts punching rapidly but to no avail, Coop and Jenna look at each other then at the robot and see the robot continues to punch Megas surpreme but no damage is done to Megas Surpreme*

Pitch Black: Uh...Edwin....I think we should stop now....

Dark one: No! I can beat him! *Keeps using the robot to punch Megas Surpreme, then we see the robot look up to Megas Surpreme and notices no damage was done to it* Ok.....maybe I can't beat him. *Megas Surpreme grabs the robot and pulls the robots arms off then the robot staggers a bit and falls down then Megas Surpreme steps on the head crushing it and the robot explodes we see the nerds get out but they are all surrounded by the gamers and stuff and they are angry.* Something tells me we should go.....*The Nerds make a break for it but bump into Coop who picks up the Dark One by the neck and holds him up, we then see Jenna grab Nightshade and Shadowheart and Jamie trip Pitch Black*

Coop: Listen up you stupid little sore loser! You ruined the G3 convention, tried to destroy our robots, and you ruined what was perhaps the greatest match of all time! Now I hope you got some insurance pal cause this is gonna hurt! *Off screen we hear fist punches and screaming and yelling and stuff from the nerds and we see everyone watching and ooohing and aaahing and stuff, a few minutes later we see the 4 nerds with wedgies and they are hoisted up a flag pole by Coop everyone laughs including the hosts of G3*

Mike: Hey Coop...mind if I add some insult to this injury as in....You 4 losers are banned from G3 forever!!!!!!!!

Dark one: The Dark one will have his revenge! Owww....my butt hurts!

Scott: Well folks unfortunatly we won't get to see a winner this year for the competition due to some interfereance but aside from that the robot fights were pretty good!

Coop: Hold on guys.....who says the event is over? We still got one more match and I'm gonna face my girlfriend and win!

*We are now at Coop's house and we see everyone in the basement watching Coop and Jenna play the game and finish the competition, we see people getting food from the food particlizer and we see them still playing and stuff and we see both players sweating and stuff and Goat is talking to some chicks then we hear an explosion and stuff*

Jenna: ALL RIGHT! I WON!!!!! Wooo!!!!! Yeah!

Racheal: All right Jenna! *Does rock on pose thingy*

*Coop is surprised but is happy then*

Jamie: Woah Coop, you lost.....

Coop: Eh....you can't win em all I guess.....and if it wasn't me. I'm glad it was Jenna and Racheal. *Jenna leans on Coop and kisses him lovingly and stuff and so does Racheal*

Mike: So folks it looks like this wraps up another G3 event from Jersey City. I'm Mike!

Scott: And I'm scott telling you gamers to keep playing and rock on!!!!!! Hey Scott.....you have the feeling that inspite of all this we may have forgotten something!?

Mike: Like what?

End Credits: *We still see the nerds teathered to the pole*

Dark One: Hello......someone please get us down......I'm supposed to be in bed now! Anybody? Hello? Oh come on!!!!!! I hate you all!!!!

The End

Xerroo

04-20-2006, 06:17 PM

Revenge of the Nerds is done.

Notes

1: Villians: Nerds
2: The episode title is the same title as the movie "Revenge of the Nerds"
3: Hadius is a spoof of the famous Konami game Gradius the ships used looked alot like the Vic Viper as well
4: The 4 nerds look exactly like the nerds from MTV downtown just with different voices
5: Jenna and Racheal won the contest
6: Ultrabot: Powered Up is a spoof of Megaman Powered Up
7: A POP TV Booth was destroyed this episode
8: Kiva does not appear in this episode

King_of_doom

04-20-2006, 06:58 PM

Cool episode i really laugh many times. The nerds reminds me of the Snake club nerds of The Grim Adventures(more on the fact that Tom Kenny and Billy West are doing the voices)

JTX

04-21-2006, 11:26 AM

I really enjoyed reading it. Like that the nerds tried everything and always end up in humiliation.

Darth-geister

04-21-2006, 01:39 PM

Nice to see a new episode and i like i alot, cool fights and funny moments

Xerroo

04-21-2006, 05:23 PM

Thanks. Also I have an idea for a new episode.

Ultrabot ZU

Based on the upcoming MegaMan ZX, a bunch of special metals from the future (43XX) come to the past and land on Earth in Jersey City Junkyard, both Coop and Jamie find them and wonder what they are. When Coop says Rock On he transforms into Ultrabot Z using the Z Metal. But he's still fat like Coop and he has Ultrabot Z's power, Jamie uses the U Metal and transforms into Uno, now they have super powers and they have 3 powers between them. Coop gets the Z, L, and F metals and Jamie gets the U H and P metals and become super heroes in Jersey City but the one who wanted to use them goes to the past to get them back at all costs even if he has to level Jersey City. But when the powers of the Metals and even Megas is not enough to beat the evil Serpentine (Voiced by Steven Jay Blum) then Coop might just have to think of combining the powers of the metals and Megas into one!!!!!!!

Xerroo

04-21-2006, 09:04 PM

Ultrabot UZ

*The episode begins in the future, the year 43XX at least 200 years after Ultrabot Z's time, we see a bunch of bioloids bring in what appears to be a giant rock or meteorite into a giant warehouse and we see them carry the rock to a bioloid who looks like Serpent in "MegaMan ZX" He goes up to the rock and inspects it*

Serpentine: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Hmm......Break it! *The bioloids aim at the rock and start shooting rapidly fast at the giant rock breaking off parts of it we see smoke and rock and stuff fly in the air as the bioloids continue to shoot away at the rock and stuff* Enough! I don't want the insides damaged. Hold your fire!!!! *As the smoke clears we see 6 different live metals, one resembles Ultrabot Z, another resembles Uno, and there are 4 more that resemble the guardians in MegaMan Zero* Yes.....*Picks up the Ultrabot Z and Uno metals* Finally....I have found it! These live metals are part of history! The history of a great war between humans and bioloids! It is said that the power of the legendary bioloids who brought peace among both are to rest within these very live metals! And once I harness their power I will use them to rule the entire world! All will bow down before me the great and all powerful Serpentine!!!! *To one of his minions* Take these live metals and put them somewhere safe where I shall examine them! *The bioloid goes and puts them on a shelf in the warehouse and below it is a time machine and the robot walks by and accidently flips the switch causing the time machine below to activate and the rumbling causes the live metals....all 6 of them to fall off the edge of the shelf and fall right onto the time machine and they are transported, we are now in the year 2006 or and we are in outerspace we see some flashes with light and lightning and then a time displacement portal opens up in space and out come the 6 live metals and they fly through space and stuff and they are seen headed to the planet earth.*

*Title Theme Plays*

Ultrabot UZ

*We are now in Jersey City and we see Megas fighting what appears to be a giant robot the giant robot aims it's gun at Megas and charges up an energy blast and fires it at Megas, Megas dodges the blast and the beam goes through an O of a POP TV Sign and it hits a building destroying it*

Kiva: Coop! If that beam hits us then Megas will incinerate. Not even our shields can protect us from an attack like that.

Coop: I hear ya Kiva. *Megas runs up to the robot who is preparing to fire the beam again and Megas grabs the end of the gun and pushes it it and the beam fires but it backfires causing the gun to break apart* Hahaha!!!! Yeah!!!!

Kiva: Nice thinking Coop! Now let's finish him off! *Coop inputs a cheat code and this causes Megas to create a cool energy sword and Megas runs up to the robot and jumps in the air the robot looks up*

Coop: WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! *Comes down and does some sort of samurai sword slash and we see Megas land and turn around and we see the robot fall to pieces and is completely distroyed, then we see the robot dissapate as well as the buildings, it turns out we are in the junkyard we see Coop's computer thing read an output score of 95%* Oh man....only 95 percent!?

Kiva: 95 percent is very good Coop. And I'm glad that my training simulation device is working perfectly. This way you can train without destroying the city.....again.

Jamie: Yeah we know how Coop is with destroying the city.....

Kiva: Anyways Coop we're done for today. I'm gonna go use this with the girls. Jenna really wants to try it in space. So I'll let you and Jamie be for the rest of the day. *Both Coop and Jamie look at each other*

Coop/Jamie: Nice!!!!!! *Does rock on pose thingy*

*Kiva gets out of Megas and walks away*

Jamie: So now what?

Coop: Just hang out and relax.

Jamie: That's it? No "Let's go smash or break something" No "Let's go to the planet of the space chicks?"

Coop: No....

Jamie: *They both get out of Megas and go down and start walking* Man I don't get you Coop....I mean you are like a super hero.

Coop: So?

Jamie: So!? Super heros have everything! Fans, a giant fortress of solitude or something, a butler, riches, fame, and fortune.

Coop: You're point being?

Jamie: You should have that stuff man! You pratically deserve it!

Coop: Me? Nah!!! I don't want that kind of stuff. I'm happy with what I got. I have a loving girlfriend, friends who care about me, a device that lets me have any food I desire, and a carefree life. Not even all the money and popularity in the world would make me give it up.

Jamie: Heh...you kidding. I'd so be on the fast train to good living. Just think how it's like being a super hero.

*Daydream*

*We see a bank robber steal Racheal's purse and they run away evily and snicker then bump into Jamie who is dressed up as a super hero and they look at him and shoot their guns at Jamie but he grabs the guns and crushes them then the robbers run away and then Racheal goes up to Jamie and hugs him and rubs his chest, then in another set we see a kid is crying cause his cat is stuck in a tree and we see Super Jamie go and rescue the cat and the kid admires Jamie and stuff then we see a comet headed towards Earth and we see Super Jamie go up and punch the comet destroying it and everyone cheers and we see Jamie at Jersey City City Hall where the mayor puts up a statue in his honor and Jamie poses for the camera*

*Back to reality*

Coop: Man...being a super hero isn't just all fun and games. I once heard my father tell me when I was little that "With Great Power comes Great Responsiblity"

Jamie: So?

Coop: With great power comes great responsibility.

Jamie: Whatever....*Looks up* Huh? Hey Coop look up in the sky!

*They both look up to see 6 twinkles in the sky and they head down to Earth and stuff and they are landing right at Jamie and Coop*

Coop: What the heck!? *They get closer and they are going fast and they are going to hit Coop and Jamie*

Jamie: *Girly Scream*

Coop: Woah!!! *Tackles Jamie and the 6 things land on Earth hard making a huge crater in the junkyard when the smoke clears we see Coop on Jamie* Jamie you ok man!?

Jamie: I will as soon as you stop crushing me!!!

Coop: *Gets up* Sorry man. *They both walk over to the crater and go in it* What the heck was that! *We see smoke and when it clears we see the 6 live metals*

Jamie: Woah....*Jamie picks up the Uno Metal and Coop picks up the Ultrabot Z metal* Hey Coop any ideas what these are?

Coop: No idea! *Throws it up and stuff and catches it* It looks like some kinda Rock.

Jamie: Hey Coop! They look like those rocks from that show with the super heros. The Justice Team!

Coop: Yeah!!! *They hit the rocks togeter*

Coop/Jamie: Rock on!!!! *All of a sudden the 2 live metals flash and they go into the air and they turn into elastic stuff and they go onto Coop and Jamie's arm*

Coop: What the!? *The Ultrabot Z ensares Coop and it eats up his giant arm and goes onto his body*

Jamie: What's happening to me!!! *The Uno won eats up Jamie's arm and goes onto his body after a while it stops and they look at each other. Coop is in Ultrabot Z's armor and Jamie is in Uno's armor*

Coop/Jamie: Dude!!!!

Coop: Jamie! You look like that Uno guy!

Jamie: Yeah! And you look like that Ultrabot Z guy. *A part of Jamie's armor falls off of him it's his saber and Jamie goes to pick it up* What the heck is this thing?

Coop: I don't know but check out what I got on my arm. Looks like some kinda blaster. *Coop looks at a pile of cars and aims and points and a giant blast comes out of the buster which makes Coop fall back on his bum and the blast hits the pile of cars making them go up into the air and one of the is falling on Jamie*

Jamie: *Girly scream and cringes and he takes the thing he was holding and it creates a blade and it cuts the car in half, Jamie opens his eyes and sees what he did* Woah.......*Looks at his saber which is glowing*

Coop: Jamie did you see that!?

Jamie: Yeah....but how?

Coop: Those rocks must of given us super powers!!!

Jamie: Yeah or really cool battle armor. Haha!!!

Coop/Jamie: Rock on!!!! *They do the pose thingy and transform back to normal and look at each other*

Coop: Looks like were back to normal.

Jamie: Do you think there is a way to control these things. Try having them touch each other that might work! *Jamie and Coop take the metals and have the metals touch but nothing happens*

Coop: Guess that ain't it. Hm....Let's see....when we said Rock On and -*Coop transforms back into Ultrabot Z Metal* Hey I got that cool armor again! Hmm.....I wonder....Rock on! *Transforms back into Coop*

Jamie: So that's how they work! When you say Rock and on in order they transform you back and forth!

Coop: Hey Jamie! Let's try the other 4! *Coop gets the F and L metals and gives Jamie the P and H metals* All right let's try this orange one! *Takes the F one and holds it in the air* Rock on!!! *Transforms into Fefnir Live Metal* What happened Jamie!?

Jamie: Dude you're packing heat!!! *Coop takes his arm cannons and fires them at a pile of junk and we see many huge explosions and stuff and missles are fired from behind and they attack the junk pile also* Nice....ok now let me try this one. *Takes the green Metal* ROCK ON!!!! *Transforms into Harpuia Metal and sees he has wings and twin sabers* Cool I can fly! *Flies in the air and takes his twin sabers and slashes them and creates a giant X slash and it turns an entire pile of cars into scrap* Woah....

Coop: Neat!!! Now let's try this one! *Takes the Blue one* ROCK ON!!!!! *Turns into Levithian Metal and sees he has a halbred* So uh....I wonder what this does....*It fires a blast at a POP TV sign and it freezes* Cool I can freeze stuff with this. *Coop fires it again and freezes a whole pile of cars* Sweet!

Jamie: Ok ok my turn now. *Takes the black one* Rock On! *Turns into Phantom Metal* Hey check me out! *Teleports to an area and back and keeps doing so then we see Jamie running fast and jumps in the air and fires Kunai's into the ice and it breaks* Cool I'm a ninja!!! Rock On! *Transforms back into Jamie*

Coop: Rock on! *Transforms back into Coop* I don't know what they are but if they give us super powers then I say we keep em. We can do great things with these Jamie!

Jamie: Yeah...we could be real super heroes and protect the city and get fame and stuff! We could be a team and fight crime together! Maybe even get our own comic book and TV show.

Coop: What should we call ourselves?

Jamie: Hmm....Hey! I can be changeman and you can be my sidekick morpho!

Coop: Sidekick!? I ain't no one's sidekick. I say we be partners instead! We fight crime as a team!

Jamie: Yeah that's fine also. Well now that we have a name we will need a fortress and a bultler.

Coop: Hmm.....You know...Why don't we use the junkyard as our pad. I noticed some old police equipment we can use also. And we don't need a butler either.

Jamie: How we gonna do that?

Coop: Just come back tomorrow and I'll show you everything!!!! *Meanwhile back in the year 43XX*

Serpentine: What!? *We see him choking the bioloid who was told to put the metals away* What do you mean you lost them!? I told you to put them somewhere safe! *The bioloid makes beeping noises* Well they obviously aren't here! *Pointing to where the bioloid did hide it* Wait a minute! *Looks below* The time machine! It's been activated! You fool! *Throws him into a wall* You must of accidently activiated the time machine and sent the metals into the past! Now I will never know the secret of unlocking their power! *To other bioloids* Pull the Time machine out! *They do so...it's a giant door thingy with buttons that is flat we see Serpentine open the door up and inside is a portal that leads to the past, he gives a tracker to a bioloid who holds it and scratches his head then we see Serpentine connect a wire to the bioloid then he pushes him into the portal and he yells in space we see another portal disturbance and it opens and out drops the bioloid hoisted onto a chain* FIND MY METALS OR ELSE!!!! *The bioloid turns on the tracker and begins to track* Well!? *The bioloid shakes his head no* Keep tracking. Those metals must be somewhere in the universe and I will get them back! I don't care if you have to stay in the vastness of space for all enternity! *The bioloid continues his search, the next day we see Coop inside what appears to be a hollow pile of junk and inside we see computers and stuff as well as comfy chairs and video game system and the food particilizer and other things then we see Jamie walk in and sees the stuff and it does the shing thing 3 times as it shows different stuff*

Jamie: Woah....man Coop how long have you been working at this stuff for!?

Coop: I was up all night doing this. Check this out! *Puts wires together and we see the TV monitors turn on* This is a special survallence system I put up in our fortress of Megatude! This way we can check out what's going on all over Jersey City and help those in need. I also made these cool belts we can use. I put 3 of the metals on mine and three for you. *Jamie gets the UHP belt and Coop has the ZFL belt*

Jamie: This is awesome Coop. I can't wait to bring Racheal in here so we can-

Coop: About that.....you can't bring or tell anyone about this! Not Goat, Kiva, or even the girls! This is only for you and I! *They walk out and Coop presses a car horn by the door enterance and it plays a custom horn tune and we see the door shut and stuff* Now that that is out of the way let's work on Megas. I need to fix him up a bit and *We see a beeper light up on Coop and Jamie's belts*

Jamie: What's that?

Coop: That's the distress call!!! *They are back inside the fortress of Megatude and we see Coop on the monitor typeing stuff, a monitor shows bank robbers stealing money from a bank and they run away* All right! Looks like our first gig!

Jamie: So what are we waiting for! Let's get into Megas and-

Coop: Megas? We can't use Megas! Then our identities will be blown! *Evil Grin* I got something better! *They are back outside and we see another hill and Coop presses a button and we see a junk pile open up and we see a rad killer motorcycle with the same flaming paintjob of Megas*

Jamie: NICE!!!!!

Coop: All right Jamie let's go stop a crime!

Coop/Jamie: Rock on! *Transforms into Ultrabot Z and Uno metals then they get on the bike and they ride up a junk ramp and into the road next to the junkyard and ride off, they ride and they turn and stuff and they see the three bank robbers and the police is chasing them the robbers are in their car and we see two of them shoot at the cops but the cops shoot back, one of the bad guys shoot at the cops tires and the car swerves and crashes into the other car and we see explosions and stuff and the bank robbers laugh and then they see the motorcycle in front of them and they stop and swerve and stop and the crooks get out and look at Coop and Jamie*

Coop: *With heroic accent* And where do you think you're going vile fiend!?

Crook 1: *Voice actor is Dee Bradly Baker* Who the heck are you supposed to be?

Jamie: *Also we heroic accent* We are the new heroes of Jersey City and we are here to stop you from your wrong doing!

Crook 2: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Oh yeah...well my gun says otherwise! *The crook shoot at Coop and Jamie and the bullets do nothing and deflect off the armor* What the!? *Then we see Coop aim at the guns and fires a blast at the three of them destroying the guns*

Crook 3: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* Let's get the heck out of here! *They run the other way*

Jamie: I'll stop them! *He takes the H metal into his hand* Rock on! *Transforms into the Harpuia metal and flies into the air and we see the crooks leaving and then Jamie flies over them and lands in front of them* Going somewhere!? *The three crooks look at each other and they get out bats*

Crook 1: Yeah right through you punk! *They try to smack Jamie with the bat but Jamie dodges it with swift speed and we see him use this twin saber slashes and destroys the bats and the crooks look at them, then turn around to see Coop aiming his buster at the crooks* All right we surrender!!!!! *We then see Jamie create a wind gust and the three crooks go into the air and we see Coop grab a trash can and the three crooks fall in it*

Coop: Now that's what I call taking out the trash eh partner!

Jamie: You said it chum! Now we must go off to the fortress of Megatude! *They get back onto the bike and ride off, we are now back at the base and we see Coop and Jamie back to normal*

Coop: Haha!!!! Yeah! That was awesome Jamie!

Jamie: I know!

Coop: Who knew being a super hero could be so much fun! I can't wait till the next problem arises.

*A bunch of stuff happens, we see Coop and Jamie playing video games and a warning buzzer goes off, they are then at the fortress of Megatude and and they see a fire in the city, they ride off on their motorcycle and head over we see Jamie in Harpuia mode faning the flames then using his head scanner he sees a mother and child trapped in, he goes in and grabs the child and mother and flies down to safety, then we see Coop in Levithian mode shoot water at the fire stopping it, the firefighters thank them and they ride off another day then we see Jamie walking home from somewhere and sees a little girl crying cause her cat is in a tree, Jamie goes and hides and transforms into Uno he walks up to the girl and the girl shows what is wrong with the cat and he goes up and slashes the branch with his U-Saber and then grabs the branch and the cat jumps up to the girls arms and the little girls thanks him and Jamie salutes, then we see Coop and Jamie working on Megas and their beeper thing goes off and they see a hostage situation over at another building so Coop and Jamie transform into Ultrabot Z and Uno metals and ride off to the building, we see the police having a standoff with 2 crooks in a building who have kids hostage and they fire on the police and stuff then we see Coop and Jamie ride up and stop they get off and the policeman tells them the situation, Jamie transforms into Phantom Live Metal and teleports into the complex undetected and gets the children and teleports out of there, then we see Coop transform into Fefnir Live Metal and uses the buster edit and aims at the crooks and shoots them out of the building where Jamie catches them and gives them to the cops then they salute and ride off and stuff, we then see Coop and Jamie talking to Kiva and then their beeper goes off and they are back at the fortress of Mechatude and they see a giant monster attacking Jersey City, then they ride off, we see Megas 2 fighting with the monster and Megas 2 fires a missile at it but it grabs Megas 2 and throws it into a building we see Kiva is with Jenna and Racheal and they fly back up and try to attack the monster but we then see a blur go past them it's Coop and Jamie on their motorcycle and we see them jump off and land on Megas 2, the girls look at Coop and Jamie though they don't know it's them and they both turn around and salute to the girls and then we see Jamie as Uno run off of Megas and land on the monster and uses his U-Saber stabs him and the monster is in pain then we see Coop aim his Z-Buster and fires a double shot at the monster and it goes inside his mouth and we see it explode from within then the guys salute to the girls again and ride off with the girls looking on in confusion*

*We are now at Coop's house and we see Coop and Jamie going downstairs*

Coop: Hey Jamie! Look the news!

Newsreporter: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* And in other news, Jersey City is blessed with 2 brave heroes calling themselves Changeman and Morpho. They have done *We see several clips* many heroic acts throughout the city and have kept the city safe from evil doers. Many people of the city are quite thankful for their actions and generositiy towards the city. I for one will sleep safer knowing that they are around to help out.

Jamie: Nice.....

Kiva: There you guys are! *They turn around to see Kiva* I've been looking all over for you. Did you even know that there was a giant monster attacking Jersey City?

Coop: Sorry....we were too busy working with Megas.

Kiva: Well thankfully we got some help by those 2 new heroes. Changeman and Morpho. And as for you 2 the both of you have been slacking on responsibility. At least I can rely on your girlfriend for help.

Jamie: Maybe we should tell her Coop so she'll get off our case...

Coop: I guess. *They both get up* Uh.....Kiva. Can you keep a secret?

Kiva: What?

Jamie: Well....you know those two hero guys right?

Kiva: *Raises eyebrow*

Coop: Well the truth is...they are us.

Kiva: *Laughs* Yeah right....you and Jamie superheroes?

Jamie: No Kiva it's true! We are the ones that have been saving people in Jersey City. We'll prove it right now.

Coop/Jamie: ROCKON!!!! *They both take out the U and Z metals and transform, Kiva is astouned*

Kiva: So they were you!! *Back to normal* Guess that explains why one of them was so fat....

Coop: You're not mad are you?

Kiva: Actually....I'm impressed. You are using that power to do good. And it's rare to see Jamie not being a coward.

Jamie: Very funny Kiva. *They both say rock on and return to normal* Well?

Kiva: Well I guess with Jenna and Racheal helping me I don't see why you guys can't play hero.

Coop: Hey this is serious business!!!!

Kiva: And I see you have done good....but I think it's time you guys stop before that power of yours falls into the wrong hands.

Jamie: Relax Kiva. *With heroic accent* There is not a villian alive in the universe that can take on Morphman and Chango!, *Kiva giggles, meanwhile in outerspace we see the bioloid still trying to track the reading, it's been a week and he still hasn't nothing*

Serpentine's voice from the portal: Find anything yet!? *We then see Serpentine poke his head and he sees the bioloid shake his head no but then we hear a beep and he looks at the tracker and he nods yes then he pulls the bioloid up and he shows him the tracker* Excellent! So it's on Earth huh? Re callibrate the time machine for the year 2006 and for planet Earth! I will get my live metals back one way or another!!!!! *The bioloids nod and stuff and they prepare an army of bioloids who look like X phanteons from MegaMan Zero and stuff and they grab guns and weapons and stuff and they start to jump down into the portal and stuff at least a ton of them do then followed by Serpentine, back in Jersey City we see Coop and Jamie in the fortress of Megatude and stuff with Kiva*

Kiva: Very impressive guys. I guess when you put your mind to it you can both be a good help to the world, now if you can just do that with Megas.

Coop: Ha ha ha very funny Kiva. Look since you know about us I guess we have to make you a part of the team. Here take this. *Gives Kiva the L metal and Jamie gives Kiva the P metal* You can have these.

Kiva: Thanks....but I can handle the bad guys without them. *Gives them back*

Jamie: Suit yourself.

Kiva: Why not ask Jenna and Racheal to be a part of your super hero team?

Coop: Nah....as much as I love Jenna this thing was just gonna be a Coop and Jamie thing. Plus I only made one motorcycle and it's for 2 people. I guess we could ask Goat.

*They all look at each other and start laughing, meanwhile at the Junkyard we see the bioloids enter the area with trackers and they get the signal in a junkpile and one of the bioloids point to it*

Serpentine: Excellent! Get them! *The bioloids walk towards the pile and then inside we see a blue beeper go off and the three guy sare surprised*

Coop: Uh oh?

Kiva: What's going on!

Jamie: A proximity alert! Someone is too close to our lair! *The montitor is on and we see various bioloids approach the pile*

Kiva: *Using her scanner* Guys....those are bioloids....from the future!!!!

Jamie: They must want our rocks!!!!

Coop: Well they ain't getting them! Activating force shield now! *presses a button and when one of the bioloids touch the junk pile we see it create an electric explosion and the bioloid goes blasting back and the other bioloids look at him then at the junk pile*

Serpentine: Fools! Don't just stand there! Blast that junk pile open! I want those metals now! *The Bioloids do so and we see shaking and stuff and inside*

Jamie: Oh man!!! They found us!!!

Kiva: Coop we need to stop those things before they destroy us!

Coop: You mean Jamie and I have to. Let's go Jamie we need to get to the morphobike and stop these chumps! Kiva you get to Megas and should anything happen to us use the psychic link control! *Kiva nods and they run off, meanwhile we see the bioloids shoot the entire pile and it goes to rubble*

Serpentine: Hold your fire!!! *The bioloids stop firing and stuff and then we see Serpentine go up to the pile and digs through the pile to find the Metals* No!!! They aren't here! Blast!

Coop: Looking for us!? *We hear the custom horn and we see Coop and Jamie ride as Ultrabot Z and Uno and they land infront of Serpentine*

Jamie: Sorry but if you were planning to destroy us then think again pal!

Serpentine: What the!? How did you figure out the secret of the live metals!?

*Coop and Jamie look at each other then at Serpentine*

Coop: Uh...Live Metals?

Serpentine: That armor you posses....it belongs to a legendary bioloid known as Ultrabot Z! You were able to acquire his powers through the use of Live Metal! I must know how you did it!

Coop: Pfft...Like I'm gonna tell you pal!

Jamie: Just who are you anyway?

Serpentine: I am Serpentine....a bioloid from the future! I have come to take back the metals so I may use them to conqure the world!

Coop: Oh yeah? You and what army?

*We pan out and see tons of bioloids aim at Coop and Jamie*

Jamie: Apparently the one that's aiming at us.....

Serpentine: Power down and give me the live metals and I will not hurt you.

Coop: Sorry chump but if you are gonna use these metals for evil then you can forget it!

Kiva: *Via communicator* Coop! I don't think you can handle them all! Let's use Megas instead! I'll come over and get you guys!

Coop: Wait Kiva! Just give us a shot! Me and Jamie can do this!

Kiva: Coop it's suicide!

Coop: I can do this! I know I can!!!

Kiva: *Sigh* Fine....but if things get rough then we use Megas understand! *Ends Transmission*

Serpentine: So you refuse? Very well then. *To his bioloids* Destroy them both! *The bioloids aim at Coop and Jamie and begin to fire we see both Coop and Jamie jump in the air and stuff we then see Jamie slash his U-Saber cutting a few bioloids in half then using his U-Blaster and shoots a hole in a few more bioloids, he then turns around and cuts the head off a bioloid, then we see Coop using his buster and fires random shots at bioloids blowing them up*

Coop: Waaaahhhh!!!!! *A few blasts destroy many bioloids then we see Bioloids looking around and then we see Jamie as Phantom teleport above and throws Kunais at the bioloids putting holes in them, then we see him land and use his giant ninja star and he slashes more bioloids into pieces with it. We then see Coop as Levithian jump into the air and swing his giant halbred and cuts a bioloid in half, we then see Coop get hit by blasts and he sees an army of bioloids shooting at him, he creates a water guyser and throws it at the bioloids and they get hit in a tidal wave and they go pelted into each other, then we see more bioloids shoot at Coop but he creates an ice barrier then the bioloids stop and wonder if they got him and then they see many missiles go up into the air and aim at the bioloids and stuff and they hit them causing them to explode then we see the ice barrier shatter and Coop is now in his Fefnir form and he is firing powerful blasts of energy at random bioloids destroying them and stuff then we see a blast hit Coop hard, at another part of the junkyard we see bioloids shooting in the air and we see Jamie as Harpuia using his twin sabers and creates a wind blast cutting a bioloid into pieces and then we see Jamie land and run at bioloids and fight with his two blades as he slashes random bioloids but then we see a bioloid aim at Jamie and fire a wire at him and it ensares him*

Jamie: Hey what the!? *The bioloid throws Jamie using the wire into the air and he lands by Coop who is just getting up* omphf....you ok man?

Coop: I'm good. *They find themselves surrounded by more biolioids*

Kiva: *Via communicator* Guys! Stop fighting! You can't handle them all by yourself! I'll have Megas come and get you!

Coop: Not yet Kiva! I ain't done yet! *Coop whistles and his motorbike comes by him and both him and Jamie get on they ride off*

Serpentine: Destroy them!!!! *The bioloids fire at the motorbike and it rides throughout the junkyard and we see Coop and Jamie transform into Ultrabot Z and Uno again and as they drive by bioloids we see Coop fire his Z-Buster at more bioloids and stuff and Jamie uses his U-Saber to cut down more bioloids destroying them, we then see bioloids fire missles at the motorbike and stuff*

Jamie: Hurry Coop! Those missles are going to catch us!

Coop: *Evil Grin* I don't think so. *Activates the Nitros on his bike and goes super fast and rides into a army of bioloids and destroys many of them we then see Serpentine grrr angerly and he grabs a giant laser cannon and aims at the motorbike which is destroying more bioloids and stuff we then see it go up a giant ramp and go into the air* YEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!! *As it comes down we see Serpentine hit the motorbike and it goes crashing into a pile of junk completely destroyed we also see Coop and Jamie injured well the armor cracked*

Jamie: Oh man....that was close.

Serpentine: Very well done but now it's over. I will get those live metals one way or another!

Coop: No way pal! As long as *As he talks we see the armor run out of power and stuff* I have the power of the future then you will not *Both Coop and Jamie flash and return back to normal* Uh.....

Jamie: Tell me that didn't just happen.

Serpentine: Ah....so it turns out to be a bunch of weak and pathetic humans who have unlocked the mystery of the live metal. *His Bioloids aim at them* If you value your life you will tell me how to use the Live Metal!!!!

Coop: Uh Jamie?

Jamie: Yeah?

Coop: I think now would be a good time to use Megas.......

Jamie: Yeah.

Coop: *Communicating to Kiva* Kiva! Help!

Kiva: I'm on my way Coop! *Kiva using the psychic link presses a button and has Megas power up and fly into the air, we then see Coop and Jamie acting all smug*

Coop: I ain't afraid of you pal!

Jamie: Yeah why don't you go back to the year fourthy something X X!!!!

Serpentine: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! DESTROY THEM! *The Bioloids fire upon Coop and Jamie but a giant hand protects them, it's Megas, we then see Megas pick up Coop and Jamie and they get in, then we see Kiva get in from the back*

Kiva: Are you guys quite done playing hero?

Coop: For now.....*To Serpentine* All right chump! I suggest you go home or else I'll have Megas here destroy you!

Serpentine: *Serpentine presses a button and we see all the rubble from the destroyed bioloids merge into a giant powerful mecha that looks like the Hell Giant from MMZ4 but with spiked fists and stuff* I am not afraid of such a feeble robot!!!! I will take apart your robot and then gather the live metals for myself then I'll destroy you and leave!

Coop: Oh yeah? Well destroy this! *Megas runs up to Serpentine's mech and punches him but he grabs his fist and pushes Megas back and Megas tries to break free but can't* Hey!? What the heck! *Then we see serpentine throw Megas into a junkpile, Megas gets up and fires 2 missles from it's shoulders and they hit Serpentine's mech but the attack does nothing and Coop is surprised form the smoke we see Serpentine's mech runs up to Megas and Punches Megas hard sending it flying and Megas goes down, then we see Serpentine over Megas*

Serpentine: Did you really think you could of defeat me!? Such a waste! Now give me the live metals or else!

Coop: Never! *Flies away form Serpentine and lands* I'm not gonna let you use these things for evil!

Serpentine: Then die! *he fires a fist at Megas and it hits Megas in the chest breaking the armor and Megas goes down and is electocuting*

Kiva: *Scans* Not good! Megas is too damaged to fight!

Jamie: Oh man....why did we have to pick up those things! I knew they were trouble!

Serpentine: *His Mech walks up to Megas and kicks him in the face* Last chance....give me the metals or else!

Kiva: Coop, we better give him the Metals!

Coop: And let him have is way!? No! This snooty bioloid of a chump comes to my time, tries to take the rocks I found and then does this to Megas!? This ends now! *Coop presses a button and we see the glove compartment open up and Coop puts the live metals into the compartment and they intergrate with Megas, we see Megas glowing and stuff*

Kiva: Coop what did you do!?

Coop: I'm just giving Megas a much needed energy boost! *When Megas dims down we see Megas has transformed, he has giant wings like Harpuia, the Scarf of Phantom, the Shoulder Cannons of Fefnir, the Halbred of Levithain, the Body of Ultrabot Z, and the Saber of Uno* Oh yeah....how you like that!?

Kiva: Coop! I don't know what you did but Megas has become stronger! We can use this power to defeat this guy and stop him!

Coop: My thoughts exactly! *We see Megas run up to Serpentine who fires a laser blast at Megas but Megas flies into the air and then fires a water blast from the halbred then he kicks the mech in the head, then we see Megas transform into a super powerful cannon like Cyborg did in "The End Part 1" and we see Megas charge up a powerful energy blast...*

Serpentine: Grr....forget this! I'm out of here! *Creates a portal and returns to the future, but Megas fires into the portal and we hear explosions and a yell from Serpentine and then the portal shuts down, Megas flashes and returns to normal and then we see Coop grab the live metals and holds them*

Jamie: Nice! We beat him! Ok Coop...give me my metals back.

Coop: Uh....Actualy Jamie.....*We see Coop opens up the car hood and throws the live metals out the window and Megas puts his foot up*

Jamie: Uh Coop....*Megas steps on the Live Metals destroying them* COOP ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! *Megas lifts his foot up and they are destroyed* Why did you do that Coop we had speed and power! We were superheroes!

Coop: We still can be heroes....we'll just be using Megas from now on! *Smiles and then we see Jamie crying*

Kiva: So Coop...did you have fun playing Hero?

Coop: It was good.....but it was really cutting into my social life.

Kiva: Well I guess it was for the best that you destroyed the metals. That way no one can use their power for evil. *We see Jamie crying* Will he be ok?

Coop: Eh he'll get over it. *Stomach growls* Man all that superheroing made me hungry. You know what I'm in the mood for.....a nice hero sandwhich!!! *Megas walks into the city and stuff and surprisingly the city isn't destroyed*

End Credits: We see that one of the live metals wasn't destroyed and we see Goat come across it and holds it then just chucks it into a crusher and it destroys it.

The End.

Xerroo

04-23-2006, 03:47 PM

Ultrabot UZ Is finished

Notes

1: Villians: Serpentine
2: This episode is based on MegaMan ZX, where in the future humans can use Live Metals to transform into heroes, the Model U is the Uno model which resembles Model Z and the Model Z is the Ultrabot Z model which resembles Model X
3: The motorbike Coop made was based on Akira
4: The other 4 models are not named but are based on the guardian models in ZX which are Harpuia, Fefnir, Levithian and Phantom
5: Ultrabot Z and Uno do not appear in this episode
6: Jamie's line of Fortress of Solitude and a butler are references to Superman and Batman

King_of_doom

04-23-2006, 06:14 PM

I enjoy reading this one because it got some supeheroe stuff, like the parodies and also some of the famous quotes from different superheroes.

Darth-geister

04-24-2006, 04:17 PM

Really enjoyed reading this one. It's obvious that Jamie feels more confident because he knows that with superpowers the villains can't hurt him, it also haves some funny scenes.

King_of_doom

04-26-2006, 06:50 PM

I just read Fat to the future and i must say you really did a super cool job man, kudos for you.

Darth-geister

04-28-2006, 10:25 PM

I just read the new stuff and the edits. Nice job man, there really worth reading.

Xerroo

04-29-2006, 05:06 PM

Thanks. I just really wanted to make the episodes more Megas-Esque with the flashback/daydreams as well as the action and comedy. I try to keep it in the same spirit that Jody and George have it in.

Oni0

04-30-2006, 05:54 PM

Well you did a fine job, keep it up.

I was on a road trip but it's a good thing that i printed some of the scripts edited and i enjoyed reading them alot, nice job.

Xerroo

04-30-2006, 09:31 PM

Thanks. I'm currently doing Enter the Megas right now I'm making the episode more Narutoish with some Jutsu techniques.

Oni0

05-04-2006, 03:04 PM

I just read Enter the Megas and i enjoy it alot like the Jutsu technique and more at the end, that was really hilarious.

Xerroo

05-05-2006, 07:43 AM

A new episode for you all to enjoy.

The Callout

*The episode begins on another planet, we see a bunch of robots looking at stuff and then we see a robot go flying in the air and it lands when the robot gets up we see a robot who looks like this http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27613846/ walk up to the robot and grabs him by the neck*

Ivan: *Voice actor is Maruice LaMarche* Fool!!!! Did you really think you could defeat me!? Ivan the heartless!? *He punches him again and the robots back up and the robot goes flying, the robot gets up and fires his fist at Ivan but Ivan just blocks the fist with his hand and then he looks at the robot* Hmph....what a pathetic excuse for a warrior. You make me sick! It's time I ended this fight with you. *We see Ivan open up and he aims a bunch of weapons and stuff at the robot and his eye has a scouter and he aims at the robot and we see the robot get up and run away in fear and then we see Ivan shoot everything at the robot, we see tons of explosions and stuff and when the smoke clears we see the robot destroyed his body parts are everywhere* Hmph....*Walks away but then stops and turns around* Let that be a warning to the rest of you.....if any of you fools think you can defeat Ivan the heartless for dominace of the planet then you are sadly mistaken. Now someone clean this mess up....it disgusts me.

*We see the robots go and pick up the mess, meanwhile we see Ivan walk into his house/kingdom/whatever he has and it looks like a normal living room, we see him sit on the couch and he grabs a oil bottle and he uses his arm as a bottle opener and he guzzles it down and he grabs his TV remote and starts to watch TV*

Ivan: Hmm....now to see what is on the television without anymore interuption. *We see him change the channel and stuff and we see some robots fighting, or a comedy show with robots, or other stuff* Hmm....there appears to be nothing good on the telly. *Grabs another oil bottle and drinks it then changes the channel and we see Megas on TV fighting various villians* Hmm....what is this?

Newsreporter: *Voice actor is Kevin Micheal Richardson* And in other news, the giant blue robot from planet Earth was seen destroying an entire armada of robots. *We see Megas in space fighting a bunch of robots and Megas creates a supernova and shoots it and destroys the entire conoly, then we see Megas create a cool energy sword and slice an entire ship destroying it* Before that it was reported that this robot called "Megas" defeated an entire army of aliens calling themselves the "Glorft" *We see clips from The Driver's Seat and Don't tell mom the babysitter's Coop and Terror Firmer* I in my 2000 years of news reporting have never seen such a strong and powerful robot in all my life.

Ivan: Hmm.....A powerful robot you say...He doesn't look to strong to me. *Gets up* I, Ivan the heartless should go to this Earth and fight this "Megas" And then I will prove to the masses that I am the most strongest fighting in all the universe!!! And then there will be no one who can stop me! No one!!! *We see Ivan get up, grab another bottle and guzzle it down then he walks out and we see him plotting a course to Earth and he powers up and flies away*

Title Screen Plays

The Callout

*We are outside Coop's house and we see Coop working something in the car and we see Jamie who walks up to Coop*

Jamie: Whacha doin Coop?

Coop: Just putting a few tweaks on the car. Check this out! *We see Coop finish the tweaks and we see Coop press a few buttons and we see the headlights light up and they create a projection of a move on the wall next door it's a movie with two people kissing and stuff* Huh? What do ya think?

Jamie: Dude! You installed a movie projector in Megas!?

Coop: Yeah!!! Now we can watch movies wherever we want whenever we want inside Megas!

Jamie: Nice....Now we got our own mobile drive in movie theather. Just think what we can do with it.

*Day Dream*

*We are at an empty Jersey City lot and we see people on line and we see Jamie selling tickets and people go in*

Jamie: Ok people one at a time one at a time I'm sure you all want to see the premire of Citizen Evil just take it easy and you'll get it. *Then we see the lot filled* OK COOP! Lot's full! Play it! *We then see Coop use the car and it shows the movie and everyone watches and cheers, then we see Jamie count his money*

*Back to reality*

Coop: Dude...I ain't using it to sell tickets!

Jamie: Well....just think of it as giving back to the community....since you did destroy the other drive in movie theaters...

Coop: Whatever...let's go test this baby out somewhere. *We see Coop and Jamie get in the car, the car backs up into the garage and then we see Megas emerge from the garage, meanwhile in another area of Jersey city we see Ivan the Heartless on Earth and he looks around*

Ivan: So this is the planet Earth? Quite a primitive and obsolete planet! Surely this place will hold only obsolete fighters such as this Megas I hear so much about. I will find this Megas and destroy him! *He looks around and he doesn't see Megas* Hmm....perhaps he is in hiding for he has heard of my arrival and fears me greatly! *We hear a noise we see Ivan turn around and look down and sees a car bumping into him*

Man: *Voice actor is Steven Jay Blum* Hey you mind moving! I'm late for work!!!!

Ivan: You dare order me!? *We see Ivan take his arm and he aims a laser at the car and fires it blowing up the car* That will teach you to order around Ivan the Heartless!!!! *Pause* Hmm....perhaps is this Megas will not come on his own then I guess he won't mind if I destroy this city! *We see Ivan smash a building up and it falls down then we see Ivan walk around and smashes buildings, we see Little Tommy walk out of his house and he looks up and sees Ivan walk around, Ivan stops and looks at the little kid, then goes back to what he was doing we then see Tommy drink a soda meanwhile we see Megas standing by a "Conviently placed giant wall" Inside we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva who shows up out of nowhere and we see Coop working the controls*

Kiva: Now explain to me again why we are here testing out this new modification when instead we could be training?

Coop: Cause....

Kiva: *Puffs her hair up*

Jamie: So what movies we got to watch?

Coop: Let's see we got.....Return of the Ameboa people, Robot Redux, Carnagegeddon, and my personal favorite....Deptuy Duck vs the Hopalong gang!!! *Sound of record scratching needle*

Jamie: *Raises eyebrow* Deputy Duck vs the Hopalong gang? You're joking right?

Coop: No....

Kiva: *Sigh* Let's get this over with. *We see Coop put in a DVD of Deputy Duck vs the Hopalong gang and we see Megas headlights beam up and it shows the movie on the big screen*

Coop: Hahah!!! It works perfectly!

Deputy Duck: *Voice actor is Joe Alaskey* Now you listen here you buck tooth long eared varmint!!! You come to my town, rob my bank and you stole my horse! Now I'm a calling you out!!!

Hoppy Rabbit: *Voice actor is Jim Cummings* Heheheh....what are you gonna do about it duck?

Deputy Duck: This!!! *We see him aim his guns and shoots the rabbits but they dodge and hide and shoot back and we see Coop watching it with a giant bowl of popcorn*

Jamie: Ok Coop we know it works, now can we watch something that's not Deputy duck?

Coop: But I like this part......*They keep watching, meanwhile in the city we see Ivan continue his rampage as he smashes buildings and stuff*

Ivan: Where are you robot!? I demand that you show yourself at once! *Notices a bright light* Hmmm??? *He looks and uses X-ray vision and scans the giant brick wall and sees Megas behind it* Ah there you are...trying to hide from me huh? Well no one can hide from Ivan the heartless!!!! *We see him walk up to the wall, we see the guys watching the movie and Jamie is getting bored and Kiva is indifferent, and Coop is enjoying himself with popcorn, then we see a fist punch the entire wall and we see Ivan*

Coop: What the heck!? I don't remember this being in the movie!?

Kiva: Coop that's not part of the movie! It's some kind of robot! *Coop turns off the projector and he is face to face with Ivan as it shows parts of his body and it makes the shing noise*

Ivan: Hahahahah!!!! I have finally found you Megas!!! It is time to meet your maker!!!!

*The three just look at each other and then at Ivan*

Coop: Uh....do I know you?

Ivan: I am called Ivan the heartless....I am the most powerful fighter in all the universe. I have an undefeated record of 4000 victories!

Coop: So?

Ivan: So? So!? I have come here to challenge you to a fight Megas!

Coop: First of all....My name is Coop and what you are talking to is my robot Megas. And 2nd....I was kinda in the middle of something!

Ivan: Hmm?? *Scans and notices humanoids inside* What is this!? Humanoids? I do not believe this! How can some mere humanoids control such a powerful robot!? No matter....I have come here to fight you in a battle to determine who is the strongest in the universe!

Jamie: So we've heard.

Ivan: Do you accept my challenge?

Coop: Well I got nothing else to do....so if you wanna fight then it's fine with me.

Ivan: Excellent....but first I need you to sign this! *He gives Megas a giant contract and pen* It is the "warrior's contract"

Coop: Hmm? Sure.....*Looks at it and prepares to sign it*

Kiva: Uh Coop....maybe you should read it before signing it.

Coop: Relax Kiva....I'm sure it's just some legal stuff like no hitting below the belt....*Signs it and gives it back*

Ivan: Excellent....now when I defeat you I will become ruler of the Earth! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Coop: What!?

Ivan: Yes....you see the rules of the warrior's contract state that the victor of this fight will go forth and conquer the loser's planet! I even have my army prepared for invasion! *We pan out to outerspace and see tons of ships ready to fire on Earth*

Jamie: Oh sure....just sign the Earth away to some killer death robot....nice going Coop.

Coop: Don't worry. All I got to do is defeat this chump and then we can get back to watching Deputy Duck and the Hopalong gang!

*We see Ivan and Megas stand off they look at each other, we then see Ivan grill part on the front of him open up and fire missles at Megas and they come at Megas we then wee megas take one of his arms and fire a machine gun blast destroying the missles as they come we then see a cloud of smoke, from the smoke we see Ivan fly at Megas and tackles him we then see Megas and Ivan grapple and Megas is being pushed back by Ivan then we see Ivan pick up Megas and throw him behind him and Megas goes falling into the road crushing a few cars*

Ivan: Hmph....such a waste of a robot! I have faced opponents stronger than this! This will be cakewalk to me! *Megas gets up and fires a fist at Ivan and it hits and Ivan goes crashing into a building, then Ivan gets up*

Coop: How about before you open your big mouth you make sure that I don't get up! Now I'm gonna show you how I fight! *Megas runs up to the robot and punches him in the chest, then he punches him again but Ivan grabs Megas hand and blocks it then Ivan hits Megas and Megas staggers a bit and Ivan runs up to Megas and punches him again but Megas puts his arms togehter and fires a powerful blast of energy at Ivan and it hits and Ivan goes flying again and then he gets back up* Had enough Ivan?

Ivan: Hmmm.....you may be strong....but you cannot defeat me! *We see the headlights of Ivan come open up and out come two laser blasters, they charge up and fire powerful blasts of energy at Megas*

Jamie: Uh Coop?

*Megas stands still and we see the blasts go right between Megas, Coop looks at the left and right then he looks at Ivan and laughs*

Coop: Hahah!!!! He can't even hit me!!! *Then we see his grill open up and Ivan fires another blast of energy at Megas from the middle* Uh oh.... *The Laser blast hits and Megas goes flying into a building*

Kiva: *Sarcastic* He can't hit you!!! *Normal* Coop quit fooling around and stop him! *Megas gets up and fires 2 missles from his shoulders and they go at Ivan, Ivan takes his hands and from his hands we see what appears to be another set of lights and he fires a blast at the missles destroying them then we see Megas come in and tackle Ivan and they both go flying into a building then we see Megas get up and then Ivan fires blasts from his mouth and Megas puts his arms up in the X style position then we see Ivan get up and grab Megas and pushes him into a building then we see Ivan stomp on Megas*

Ivan: Such a shame that a robot regarded as a powerful robot is really nothing but a weak and pathetic loser! This fight has ended even before it began! *We then see Megas open up it's chest and fires a blast at Ivan and Ivan goes into the air and falls down, Megas then gets up*

Coop: That all you got!? Hmph...so much for being the most "greatest fighter in all the universe"

Ivan: How dare you insult me!!! I will make you pay with your very life! *We see buzzsaws come out of Ivan's knuckles and feet as well as arms and legs and they spin around fast* I am going to cut you down into chunks and eat them for lunch!

Coop: I'd like to see you try! *Ivan runs up to Megas and tries to punch him but Megas dodges we then see Megas fire a missle form his arm but we see Ivan slash the missle cutting it in two then we see Ivan fire more blasts from his mouth thing and they hit Megas and Megas staggers back then we see Ivan go up to Megas and hit Megas in the chest creating a gash in the armor* Dude! Look what you did to Megas! Oh that's it! *Megas opens up his hands and fires laser blasts from the palms of Megas and they hit Ivan and Ivan goes back then we see Megas jump in the air and kick Ivan in the chest, then we see Ivan try to cut Megas down with him buzzsaws and Megas keeps dodging, then we see Megas look around and above him is a POP TV billboard we look up and wee Ivan come down slashing the POP TV billboard and tries to slash Megas but Megas dodges then we see Megas attmpet to fire blasts from the head lights but instead it shows the movie of Deputy Duck again.* Whoops.....Guess I should of turned off the projector. *Megas gets slashed again and we see another gash in Megas and then we see Ivan slashing Megas multiple times and Megas looks like a wreck*

Jamie: Oh man this guy is cutting us up!!!

Kiva: And he's explosed multiple weakspots in Megas!

*We then see red dots appear on Megas and more appear and Coop looks down and sees them and tons of red lights appear on Megas*

Jamie: Oh man....this doesn't look good!

Ivan: Yes....and now that you are weaken I will destroy you and then conqure your planet as it was written in the warrior's contract!!! *We then see Ivan open up and prepares to fire on Megas*

Jamie: Do something Coop before were goners!

Coop: Ok....let's see here. Enny, Meeny, Miney....

Jamie: Oh great....our lives hang in the balance of a guessing game.

Coop: Moe!!! *Press a button and then we see the grill of megas charge up a blast and it fires at Ivan and it hits and it blows a hole right in Ivan and we see Ivan fall down, he is now electrocuting and stuff he slowly gets up and sees Megas come at him* WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! *Megas gives Ivan a powerful uppercut and he goes flying and falls down we then see Ivan get up and look at Megas* Ain't so tough now are ya pal!?

*In space we see his robot men watching and they get sad faces*

Ivan: *Sigh* I cannot fight no longer, I admit.....you are the more superior robot. And with accordance to paragraph 15 subsection 9 on the warrior's contract you are free to conqure my planet uninterruptted.

Jamie: Wait a minute!? You mean to tell me that we now become the rules of some far away planet!?

Ivan: *Nods*

Jaime: Sweet!!!! Finnally I get be the ruler of some planet!

*Daydream*

*We see Jamie dressed up as Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat and we see him standing proudly as he is being worshiped by many people we see Coop as his advisor and we see all the people worshiping him*

People: All hail emperor Jamie! All hail emperor Jamie! All hail emperor Jamie!!!!

*Back to reality*

Coop: Well being the emperor of some planet sounds nice but.....I really just want to watch my movie.

Ivan: What!? You don't want to conqure my planet?

Jamie: What!? You don't want to conqure his planet!?

Coop: No way man. I don't need to be ruler of some planet.

Jamie: Are you crazy Coop!? We can be kings! KINGS!!!!!

Coop: Dude....I don't care about world domination! I just want to go back and watch Deputy Duck vs the Hopalong gang! As for you Ivan you can go home and continue being ruler of whatever planet you came from.

Ivan: You.....*He slowly gets up* You.....you fiend!!!!! *We see Ivan fire a fist at Megas and it hits him and Megas goes down and gets back up*

Coop: Yo dude! What's your problem!? I said you can go home!

Ivan: How DARE YOU DESACRATE THE SCANTITY OF THE WARRIOR'S CONTRACT!!!! Besmeerching such an important document is the greatest of all insults!!!! If you had read the contract it would state in paragraph 42 sub section B that "The winner of the battle must go and become the ruler of the losers planet, failure for the winner to comply will result in total termination of the winner's planet!"

Jamie: You should of read the fine print Coop.....

Coop: Oh yeah!? Well this is what I think of your stupid contract! *Aims at it and fires at it and it catches on fire and it burns up*

Ivan: you.....Monster!!!!!

Coop: What!? What did I do now!?

Ivan: You will pay dearly for insulting and defacing not only the warrior's contract, but the honor of all warriors from around the universe!!!! *All of a sudden we see tons of different robots show up and surround the area, many of them look like robots from "The Return, and stuff" and it pans out showing Megas is....quite outnumbered.*

Jamie: Oh sure. I would pefer getting killed by a bunch of giant space robots ove becoming the emperor of a planet any day!

Coop: Shut up Jamie.

Ivan: In order to restore honor to the warriors contract we must not only destroy you but your planet as well then and only then will the glory of the warrior's contract be restored!

Coop: Dude! I don't want to take over your planet! I'm sure the contract has a loophole that says I don't have too!

Kiva: Too bad you destroyed it so we couldn't see....

Coop: Oh yeah....heheh...I guess that was a bad move on my part.

Ivan: Enough stalling! *Draws a sword from his back* You demise and the total destruction of your planet will be swift and painless! *The robots start to surround Megas and we see them get out weapons like swords and guns and stuff and they all aim at Megas*

Kiva: *Scans* Coop....we are severly outnumbered and we don't have enough energy to fight them!

Coop: Kiva....I don't exactly have much of a choice....We are surrounded by a bunch of robots, Megas isn't at full power, and if I don't defeat them all then our planet will only be a faint memory. Well if I'm gonna go out then I'll have to go out like a warrior!!!! *Megas powers up and goes right into the frey we see Megas go up to an axe wielding robot and punches it down then we see a big robot come from behind Megas but Megas turns around and grabs him and throws him down then we see Megas get attacked with blasts by twin robots. So Megas then fires two missles at them and they both blow up. We then see 2 robots looking around and Megas comes down by them and bashes their heads in destroying them then we see Megas fire a missle at another robot destroying it, we then see a giant robot with a missle launcher on his back fire many giant missles at Megas and Megas looks at them and they come at Megas and we see Megas get hit and as he gets hit we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva cringe then we see the robot look on but when the smoke clears Megas is still standing, then we see Coop grab a giant metal pole sticking out from the ground and smacks the giant robot with it knocking it down, then we see Megas punch another robot down then slam part of a building on another, then it does a tri screen where we see three different robots getting punched by Megas, then we see Megas jump ontop of a building and jump in the air and does a body dive* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *We see explosions and we see Megas get up only to get hit with a missle we see Megas get up and we see another robot looking at Megas and Megas just looks at the robot and we see Coop flip a few switches and stuff and then we see him pull a lever and then we see Megas open the square thing on his chest and out comes what appears to be a flame thrower and it fires a powerful flame blast at the robot melting it, then we see Megas run and as it runs it grabs 2 robots by their heads and pushes them into a building then we see Megas put his hands on the robot and we see pistons go back and push in and we see two explosions of fire and then we see Megas get up and look at the destruction and from above we see Ivan try to slash Megas again but Megas backs away*

Coop: Hey man leave me alone!

Ivan: Not until your atoms are spread across the entire galaxy!!!! *Ivan tries to slash Megas more but Megas keeps backing up we see Megas back up to a robot who is going to shoot him but Megas jumps out of the way and instead we see Ivan slash the guns of the other robot, the robot gets sad eyes and Ivan scratches his head and stuff then we see Ivan turn around and Megas punches him in the face blasting him into a building.

Coop: Look man I said I'm sorry! What do you want from me!!!!

Ivan: I want you to die!!!!! *Ivan dashes at Megas and continues trying to slash Megas with his buzzsaw arms then we see a robot fire at Megas*

Kiva: Coop behind us!!!! *Coop turns around and sees another energy blast come at Megas and then we see Megas duck and the blasts hit Ivan and Ivan goes flying then we see Megas fire a missle at the robot destroying it, then we see a robot that looks like Metalhead turn it's back and it opens up it's shell and it fires a bunch of missles at Megas, we then see Megas press a bunch of buttons and they lock on to the missles and we see Megas open up and fires blasts at the missles destroying them, then we see the giant turtle like robot go into it's shell and it extracts spikes and it goes at Megas we see Megas get hit by the shell and Megas goes flying, then we see a bunch of robots gang up on Megas and punch him while's he's down we then see a laser blast fly up into the air and Megas gets up, then we see Megas punch the ground and we see the floor rumble and we see many cracks and stuff and we see energy come up from the road and we see many of the robots get hit then we see a robot carrying a sickle and it tries to slash Megas with it but Megas keeps backing away*

Jamie: Isn't there any killer robot not here to take our lives!? *The Sickle robot continues to try and slash Megas but Megas jumps away, then we see the robot strike the ground with his scythe and Coop looks on in confusion, then we see the ground split from under Megas and it closes up ensaring Megas in the road, then we see robots surround Megas* Not good....

Coop: Man this just isn't my day! *We see the sickle robot twirl his blade around and preares to impale Megas with but Coop presses a button and we see Megas use some kind of explosion which pushes the ground away and Megas flies out to safety we then see a robot transform into a jet and flies into the air and circles around Megas and it fires machine gun fire at megas and we see it travel up the chest and is about to hit the car but we see Megas put his arms up to protect the car then we see a the robot fire a missle from behind and it hits Megas in the back and it goes down to the ground then we see Ivan look at Megas and it Kicks Megas in the chest area knocking him down then we see Ivan prepare to fire at Megas*

Ivan: I must admit you are strong....but there is no one who ever defiled the sacred warrior's contract and live to tell about it! Prepare to die!!!! *We see Ivan charge up at Megas*

Jamie: Coop do something!

*We see Megas open up a compartment from his foot and it fires a missle at Ivan and it hits him and staggers back and Megas gets up and punches Ivan then we see Megas prepare to fire a missle at Ivan but Ivan sweep kicks megas making a gash in Megases leg and Megas fall, then we see Megas get up*

Coop: When I'm through kicking all your butts I'm gonna make you pay for the repairs on Megas! *We then see Megas fire his fist connected to a chain at Ivan and it hits him and then Megas pulls it back then we see Megas get hit by more blasts and Megas turns around and we see more robots aiming at Megas, so Megas gets up and opens up and fires a wave of missles at the robots and they hit and many of them get hit and fall down and stuff then we see Megas look around and the robots get back up and look at Megas*

Jamie: There are way too many of them! I'm starting to think we can't win this....

Ivan: You have dragged this out for long enough!!!! *Draws his sword* I will finish you now! *We see Megas and Ivan stand off and we see the other robots ready to attack Megas but Ivan signals them to back off* I will handle this on my own....*The robots acknowledge and back off* He is too weak to fight as it is....this victory will be easy. *To Megas* Although I must say.....I am quite impressed with your ability and your willingness to live. It is quite a shame you will have to be killed.

Coop: Look man! What do you want me to do to not get killed!

Ivan: All you have to say is I'm Sorry. *Sound of record scratching needle*

Coop: But....I said I was sorry.

Ivan: I know and I forgive you.....but you also destroyed the warrior's contract so the only way to avenge it's honor is to kill you and destroy your planet.

Coop: So? Make a new one?

Ivan: You cannot just simply make a new one....the paper it was fabricated was made of special material that no longer exists....

Jamie: So how is killing us going to make it better?

Ivan: Because it will make us feel good on the inside....now no more chatter! We end this now!!!! *We see Ivan take his blade and put it by his mouth area as if he was licking it with his tounge, then we see Megas get ready to fight then we see Ivan run at Megas* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH *He tries to slash megas but Megas catches his arm and stops the blade from hitting Megas we see Ivan trying to struggle with Megas and Ivan appears to be winning and we see Megas going down trying to stop the blade from cutting Megas then we see Megas must up strength and he pushes up Ivan and Ivan lands on his feet and looks at Megas who is panting then we see Ivan fire his fist at Megas and we see Megas side step and it grazes Megas leaving yet another gash in Megas the fist then goes back to Ivan and he looks at Megas who looks battle ravaged*

Jamie: Man...Megas isn't looking so hot!

Kiva: *Scans* That's not all....with each attack we're hit with Megas loses more energy. If you don't do something now then Megas is going to shut down for good!*We then see Ivan punch Megas rapidly and Megas takes more damage and we see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva cringe as we see Ivan continue his assult on Megas then we see Ivan uppercut Megas and Megas goes flying and falls down we see the robots look on as Megas gets pummelled then we see Ivan walk up to Megas and we see his fist and we see the buzzsaws on his knuckles spin fast*

Ivan: With this final attack I will restore the honor of the warrior's contract! *As he's about to punch him we see Megas fire an eye beam at Ivan and Ivan goes flying we see the other robots get ready to aim at Megas and we then see Ivan get up* So I see you still have some fight in you left! I must say you are quite the trooper. But realize that when this is over you and your planet's remains will be scattered througout the galaxy!

*We see Megas electrocuting and is very weak and we see Ivan look on as Megas cannot fight*

Jamie: Coop I don't want my tattered remains to be scattered througout the galaxy! Stop him!

Coop: I can't! Megas doesn't have enough energy to fight!!

Kiva: Well try something before we're all vaporized!

Coop: Right...here goes nothing! *We see Coop press a button and it creates an image projection of the Deputy Duck vs the Hopalong gang at a wall by the robots we see all the robots including Ivan stop and watch it*

Deputy Duck: I ain't gonna let you rabbits take out Quack Gulch!

Hoppy Rabbit: Try hard Deputy Duck....but you will never save your city or your precious lady....*We see Hoppy Rabbit who looks like T Hoppy from "Clayfighter 3" hold a duck woman*

Duck woman: *Voice actor is Wendee lee* help me Deputy Duck! help me!!!!

Hoppy Rabbit: Waste him! *We see the other rabbits shoot the duck by his feet and we see him dance in a silly way and we see him fall on his feet*

Ivan: Hey...heheh...that's pretty funny! *We see more silly antics on the screen such as them fighting with pies instead of guns and as more antics occur we see the robots laugh at it, we then see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva look at each other then at the robots who have ^ ^ eyes and they are laughing and stuff*

Jamie: Uh....what are they doing?

Kiva: It looks like....they are enjoying the movie. *We see them watching it*

Ivan: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The antics of this duck and rabbit entertain me!!!

Coop: Well....at least I get to watch the rest of my movie before we die!

Kiva: Coop hold up....while they are destracted we can finish them off!

Coop: Uh Kiva....Megas has no more energy to fight.

Kiva: I'll just activate the auto repair and hope the movie will last long enough for Megas to be healed. It should take a full hour for all the repairs.

Jamie: Too bad the movie ends in 30 seconds.....

Coop: We'll I guess we'll just have to make due then.

Deputy Duck: Well I saved the city and rescued the girl! Now how about a kiss!!!

Woman Duck: You cad! *We see him hit Deputy Duck with a purse and we see them chase and then it says The End and it shuts off and all the robots sigh then they all look at Megas*

Coop: How much energy we get?

Kiva: 1%....

Jamie: Yeah...we're dead.

*We then see Ivan open up and stuff and we see tons of missles and lasers and guns and everything you can think on Ivan*

Ivan: I have to say your struggle to live has been most amusing...but now it ends *We see Ivan's weapon charge up and prepare to fire a powerful blast* When this attack hits it will not only incinerate your body but burrow deep into your planet's core and destroy it causing your entire planet to explode. Nothing will survive!!! You have exactly 5.392 seconds to live!

Jamie: Coop....now would be a good time to do something!

Coop: Well....I got 1% of energy left on Megas...I better make it count! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *We see Coop headbutt a button and it causes Megas to open up it's pinky and it fires a tiny wire at Ivan and it hits him in the chest*

Ivan: What!? *We then see energy being transferred from Ivan to Megas we see Megas back at 50% but then we see Ivan take off the wire*

Kiva: *Scans* Coop Megas is at 50% energy! We can fight again!

Coop: All right! *To Ivan* Listen up you monster truck reject! You challenge me in a fight, try to destroy my planet because I didn't agree to some stupid contract, and you thrashed my robot!!!! The only person who gets to destroy my planet is me!!!!

Kiva: ...

Coop: Uh I mean...no one. *Now we see Megas run up to Ivan and punch him hard in the face, then we see Megas punch him again, then we see Megas pick him up and throw him down, then we see Megas open up and fire machine gun blasts at the other robots a few of them get destroyed and now all of the robots start to fight Megas, we see a robot that looks like Vile try to shoot Megas but Megas takes off his shoulder cannon and stabs him with it then we see a robot throw a chain thing at Megas and it ensares him we then see Megas pull the robot towards him and we see Megas punch the robot's head off then we see him use his weapon and he throws it into another robot and it stabs him causing him to fall over then we see Megas run up to another robot and give it a bycicle kick then in the air we see Megas fire 2 blasts of energy at the robot destroying him, we then see a robot fire a fist at Megas but Megas turns around and opens up his pinky and fires it into the robot and steals more energy and now Megas is up to 100%*

Kiva: Coop Megas is at full power!!!

Coop: *Retracts the wire* And that means that it's game over for these chumps! *We see Megas go up into the air and we see Coop press a button and we see Megas open up and we see tons of missle cover Megas then we see Megas use the target lock and it locks onto all the robots and he presses a button and we see all the missles go at the robots and they hit and a ton of them explode we see Jersey City get completely ravaged by explosions when the smoke clears we see Jersey City is a complete and total wreck we also see Megas standing proud* Well that takes care of all of them....*We then see Megas get hit by a blast and he turns around to see Ivan the heartless aim at him*

Ivan: It will take more than that to get rid of Ivan the heartless!!!

Jamie: Man...even after all that he's still alive?

Ivan: You may have defeated the others but I still remain.....and my army still is in space waiting to obliterate your planet! It is only a matter of time before I win!!!

Coop: Man what does it take to get rid of you. *Slams his hand on the panel and we then see the movie projector play again and it shows Deputy Duck, we then see Ivan look and he starts to laugh again*

Kiva: Coop now would be a good time to destroy him while he's destracted!

Coop: Can it wait....I like this scene!

Kiva: Now!

Coop: All right...*We see Megas aim at Ivan but as Coop is about to fire we see Coop gets sad eyes* I can't do it....he looks like he's enjoying himself.

Jamie: Dude he's gonna destroy you and the planet!!!!

Coop: But....he likes Deputy Duck.....no one who likes Deputy Duck can truely be....heartless. *We see Megas turn it off and we see Ivan sad and then we see Ivan turn around and aim at Megas* Wait hold up!!! You like Deputy Duck don't you?

Ivan: His antics made me feel happy inside. Why do you ask?

Coop: Tell you what....if you spare me and my planet....I'll make a copy of it for you and you can go watch it on your planet.

Ivan: *O O eyes* Really? you'd do that....for me?

Coop: Sure....I make copies all the time! Now what do you say?

Ivan: Hmm....Very well! I shall spare you and your puny planet. In exchange for this....Deputy Duck! *We see Coop make a copy of the CD using Megas and fires it at Ivan and Ivan catches it* The exchange is complete! I now take my leave!!!! *We see Ivan teleport away and we see his armada fly away from Earth, we then see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva look at each other*

Coop: So....we won?

Kiva: I guess.....

Coop: Cool!!! Now we can watch the Deputy Duck movie from the beginning! *We see Megas activate the projector and we see that there is only a giant wall left in Jersey City and they use it as the screen and we see them watching Deputy Duck* I guess it's true what they say about Deputy Duck! He's always there to save the day!!! *As we see them watching we see cars pull up and stuff and we see people watching the movie too* Hey guys looks like I'm not the only one who likes Deputy Duck! *They are watching and stuff and then we see people go up to Megas and order food from the food particilizer on it's leg* Hey! It's like a drive in movie!

Jamie: Man I should be selling tickets!!!

Coop: Relax Jamie! It's like you said....I'm giving back to the community! *We see Megas and people watching the movie on the screen*

End Credits: We see Ivan back home on his couch drinking an oil bottle as he watches Deputy Duck at his home and he is laughing and enjoying it

The End.

Xerroo

05-05-2006, 06:35 PM

The Callout is finished

Notes

1: Villians: Ivan the Heartless
2: A POP TV billboard is destroyed this episode
3: Ivan the Heartless looks like a creepy evil version of Megas in a way
4: Coop installed a movie projector inside Megas which can play DVD's and real movies.
5: Hoppy Rabbit looks exactly like T-Hoppy from the Clayfighter game.
6: Many of the robots are also references from other shows. 1) Transformers, 2)Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 3) Gundam series, 4) Megaman, 5)Armored Core, 6) Bubblegum Crisis, 7)Eureka 7, as well as alot of robots from Coop de Tat, The Return etc

Also....I like this episode alot so I am going to replace Battle of the Bulge with this.

Season 7

1) The Callout
2) Enter the Megas
3) Joyride
4) Flora and Ice
5) Gorrath's Ark
6) Rosh-O-Megas
7) System Error
8) Battle of the Bands
9) Deathmatch
10) Project Diablo
Movie) Fat to the Future

Xerroo

05-08-2006, 07:20 AM

Here are some Ideas I'm considering.

1: Can't keep a good cook down: It's the annual BBQ cookoff in Jersey City Park and everyone is in attendance. Coop, Jamie, and the girls this year plan to cook the Prima Phillycheese steak, the only problem the glorft try once again to reclaim the prototypes! Can Coop and the gang fend off the Glorft and cook the perfect philly cheesesteak!?

2: Jersey Girl: A parody of tank girl: A group of girls kidnap Racheal and bring her to their planet. They belive that Racheal is a special woman who can control a robot to help them defeat the evil Baron Waterbottom and liberate all women on the planet. Meanwhile Jenna and of all people Goat are trying to find her.

3: It came from the other side: Testing out a new weapon. Coop opens a rift in the universe, this causes an aincent evil known as Crackterion to come and attempt to assimilate Earth with his army. Can Coop clean up his mess and stop Crackterion from assimilating Earth? Note: This is a parody of the Gradius series.

Darth-geister

05-10-2006, 10:42 PM

I just read the edits you did and there really cool. You really captured the same humor as Megas

Xerroo

05-15-2006, 02:03 PM

Just a heads up. I went back and re-edited some of the scripts. After seeing the episodes I wanted to emulate the style of the show as the best to my ability. The following have been edited.

Love at First Fight
Ultrabot Z
Grill Power
Tag Team
House of 1000 Coopses
Channel Smashing
The Dukes of Megas

You'll find the first five on page 1, channel Smashing on page 7 and the Dukes of Megas on page 11.

Darth-geister

05-15-2006, 02:43 PM

Thanks for the heads up Xerroo and also on telling us which page are the episodes because there alot now :sweat:.

JTX

05-17-2006, 04:12 PM

Not bad. I already started to read some of them and there really good, well done.

Xerroo

05-28-2006, 09:31 PM

Just a note.

I did more re-editing.

Ultrabot Zeo
Enemy of the Universe
Regiscoop
Anniversary Anarchy
Glorfts and Broods 1
Glorfts and Broods 2

Glorfts and Broods used to be Match of the Century but I changed it using King of Doom's Broods with his permission of course so you guys can go check it out. I hope you like it.

Darth-geister

05-29-2006, 05:26 PM

Like the new edits also the hate between Gorrath and Skarak looks cool. Not to mention you gave a little homage to Ben 10 calling Megas Megatrix like the Omnitrix.

JTX

06-01-2006, 11:36 PM

I just got to read 4 scripts. The Glorft and Broods 1 and 2 are the only ones i didn't read. Hope to have time to read both of them.

Xerroo

09-28-2008, 05:48 PM

*Revives topic since he has a new episode idea for everyone*

Memory Blank

*The episode begins in outer space. We see Megas is being circled by a giant robot that looks like an evil version of the Iron
Giant. We see Coop looking nervous as his eyes move left and right trying to follow the robot's movements. After awhile we
see the robot punch Megas hard and Megas goes flying*

Coop/Jamie/Kiva: AAAHHHHHH!!!!! *We see Megas trying to regain stabilization and does so. However the robot comes at Megas and tries to hit Megas hard but Megas grabs the robot and we see them grappling. We see Megas then throw the robot and then fire 2 missiles from Megas's shoulders and they go in a circular fashion trying to hit the robot but the robot flies through them and hits Megas with a fist sending it flying onto a giant rock and Megas lands hard. We see Megas get up and the fist flies back to the robot and we see it aim at Megas.*

Jamie: Coop do something! *We see the robot fire both fists at Megas and we see Megas get up and look at the fists then we see Megas fly out of the way at the last moment and the 2 fists destroy the rock Megas was on and we see Megas go at the robot who has no hands since he fired them.*

Coop: All right! Now to take this chump down! *We see Megas get attacked with machine gun fire from behind and we see Megas turn around and the hands are coming back to the robot and firing at Megas from the fingers. *We see Megas slow down*

Kiva: Coop forget the hands go after the robot!

Coop: Right! *We see Megas fly to the robot and grab it and the robot gets O O eyes and we see Megas fly fast and we see
another giant rock and we see Megas ram the giant robot into it. Then we see Megas punch the robot hard and Coop grunts as Megas does this and each time it gets more and more destroyed until Megas punches super hard causing the robot to short circuit and explode destroying it* Hahahah!!!! All right! *To Kiva* Well that wasn't so tough.

Kiva: Wasn't so tough!? Coop you almost got us killed fighting that thing!

Coop: Relax! I beat him didn't I?

Kiva: Yeah, but we wouldn't even had to of fought him in the first place. But you just somehow managed to get onto its
bad side and have him almost destroy us!

Coop: What choo talking about Kiva? *We see Kiva raise an eyebrow*

*Flashback*

*We see Megas is doing some training and we see Megas is firing missiles at a giant rock and it blows up and stuff. However
one of the missiles misfire and go off course hitting a robot far away who was just flying. The robot then follows the source
of the missile and sees Megas and aims at Megas*

Coop: Uh oh...

*Back to reality*

Coop: Ok...for the record, that wasn't intentional!

Jamie: Yeah you know how Coop's weapons backfire.

Kiva: That's exactly the point! If Coop was a more responsible person he would make sure Megas was free of bugs and glitches!

Coop: Hey! I am responsible!

Kiva: Are you kidding me!? All you ever care about is stuffing your face and watching wrestling and playing video games! You
don't even care that you have an alien race trying to destroy you and enslave Earth!

Coop: Yeah but I keep beating them don't I!?

Kiva: Yeah and in the process destroy an entire city! You treat Megas like some toy you can use at your own pleasure! You
never take anything seriously! *As Kiva goes on we see Jamie look out the window and we see the 2 fists that were following
Megas before close in* It's all just a big game to you!

Coop: Kiva I just don't see what the big deal is! I have my way of beating the bad guys and it works!

Kiva: Your way causes more damage than the bad guy does!

Coop: Well besides this guy I haven't done anything stupid in awhile.

Kiva: Yes you have! You already caused 3 robots, 2 alien monsters, an entire army to attack us and you almost got us sucked into a black hole! And that was all in 1 week!

Jamie: Uh guys.....

Coop: And I BEAT THEM! You keep worrying too much!

Kiva: ERRGH! That's not even the point! What I'm saying is that you don't take anything we do seriously! Megas is supposed to be the key to defeating the Glorft and saving the future! A future that I can't even return too because of you!

Coop: Hey! It's not my fault you sent Megas to my time.

Jamie: Guys.....!

Kiva: I wish I didn't! I regret even allowing you to use Megas! And now thanks to you, I'm stuck in this primitive time
period and I'll never get to return to my time!

Jamie: GUYS!

Coop/Kiva: *Angrily* WHAT!?

Jamie: Incoming fists...

Coop: Huh!? Woah! *We see Megas get hit very hard by the fists and we see Megas is hurtling in space. We see Kiva hit the
back of her head very hard and she is out cold. We see Megas is rumbling and we hear beeping noises and Jamie is screaming
like a little girl as Megas goes hurtling in space. We see Coop grring trying to regain stabilization and we see Megas is
headed towards Earth and we see Megas land in Jersey City Junkyard and comes down hard* Oof...man that was close! You ok Jamie?

Jamie: I'm fine. *We then see the fists land and are now motionless in the junkyard.*

Coop: Woah...last desperation attack. Well I'm glad that's over. Kiva. Why don't we go and get some lunch and...*Sees Kiva
out cold* Kiva! KIVA! *Shaking her* Get up!

Jamie: Dude! She's out cold!

Coop: Oh man. Not good. We better get her some air! *We see Coop carrying Kiva and they are out of Megas and they are in the junkyard and we see Goat getting a tan and we see Kiva on the ground with a towel by her head and Coop and Jamie looking on.

Jamie: Man that must of been one nasty bump. *We see Kiva groaning slightly and slowly waking up*

Coop: Good! She's coming too! *We see Kiva fully awake.*

Kiva: Huh...what? Where am I?

Coop: Kiva. I'm glad you are all right! How you feel?

Kiva: I feel fine.....but I have just one question. Who is Kiva?

*Both Coop and Jamie gasp then look at each other*

*Title theme plays*

Memory blank

Coop: Huh? You are!

Kiva: I am? What are you talking about? *We see Kiva get up and look around. She is walking around and is confused and
has no idea where she is.* Do you guys know where I live? *We both see Coop and Jamie look at each other.*

Jamie: Looks like Kiva got hit harder than we thought.

Coop: Kiva! Don't you remember what happened? You were knocked out!

Kiva: I don't remember any of that. But thank you for helping me recover. Now if I can just find out where I live. *As
she continues to walk around we see Coop and Jamie look at each other.*

Coop: What the heck's going on Jamie? 2 minutes ago she was down my throat about me and Megas and now she's like in her own little world.

Jaime: That blow to the head must of given her amnesia.

Coop: Amnwhata?

Jamie: You know...when you get a bump on the head, lose your memory and you don't even know who you are.

Coop: That's bad right?

Jamie: Yeah.

Coop: Ok...no sweat. All we got to do is just jog her memory. She'll be back to her normal self once we get done with her.

Jamie: No wait....Coop. Don't you realize what this means?

Coop: What?

Jamie: *As he talks we see Kiva just walking around and stuff for no reason* Kiva doesn't remember anything about her. Who
she is, or where she's from. It's like she's a completely different person!

Coop: What's your point?

Jamie: This is an opportunity Coop! We can shape Kiva in our own image! Just think! No more nagging, no more having to
train! We can make Kiva like us! We can even get her to like rock music and even wrestling! And you could teach her how to
play video games!

Coop: I'm not so sure Jamie. I don't like Kiva's nagging as much as anyone, but she's the only person who knows the inner
workings of Megas better than I do. It ain't right to mess with her memories.

Jamie: Coop. This is a once in a lifetime chance! We have to take it! Just trust me on this. When this is all over,
we'll have a better, more enjoyable Kiva. *We see Jamie turn around* Hey! Kiva! Come here! *We see Kiva turn around and
look at Jamie*

Kiva: Excuse me but are you talking to me? *Jamie nods and she comes* Why do you keep calling me that? Is that my name?

Coop: Yeah that's your name.

Kiva: So then you guys must know who I am and where I'm from.

Coop: Yeah. You're from the fut-*We see Jamie interrupt him*

Jamie: You went to school with us! You were good friends with me and Coop. We did everything together.

Kiva: I did?

Jamie: Oh yeah! You were a real party animal in college. Look. I know this is all hard to take in but you have amnesia.

Kiva: What's that?

Jamie: It's memory loss. But don't worry. Coop and I can help you regain your memory. Come. Let's get out of here and go
home. *We see the 3 of them walk to Megas, it then pans over to the hands of the giant robot that was destroyed and they are laying in the junkyard, we see one of the hands beep and it slowly moves its fingers. We now go to Coop's basement and we see Kiva on the couch sitting and Jamie is behind the couch and Coop is playing video games*

Kiva: So is this where I live?

Coop: This is my house actually and - *Jamie interrupts again*

Jamie: Well yeah but you live in the basement. See...you had a fight with your parents and decided to move out. So you
moved in with Coop. And you live in the basement.

Kiva: Oh....*feels her head* Ugh...this is so much to take in.

Coop: Don't worry. You'll remember soon enough. *Dies in his video game* Oh man! I almost made it to the final level
too!

Kiva: Are those your video games?

Coop: Yeah! Pretty cool huh!?

Jamie: Yeah. You play them all the time.

Kiva: Could I play?

Coop: Sure! *Give the controller to Kiva* Don't expect to get past the first level since you are sort of new to
this...*Pause* Well with your memory gone and all so *We see Kiva play and she has a bit of trouble at first. Then does
better, then she's really getting into it and beats the first level.* Hey not bad! *We see Kiva stick her tongue out as she
really gets into the game and does better and better and we see Coop and Jamie look at each other then at the game as Kiva continues to play. Then it does a 4 split screen thing. The top left shows Kiva's fingers on the controls. The top right
shows the game as Kiva does good. The bottom left shows Kiva looking determined to win. The bottom right shows the game
saying "Level complete!" as it flashes. Then we see her at the final level as she's playing we see her teeth grinning as she
fights the final boss who looks like the evil robot that Megas fought in the start of the episode and she destroys it. And
the screen says. "Congraturations! A winner is you!"*

Coop/Jamie: Woah....

Kiva: *Turns around smiling* Coop! That was exhilarating! I got the high score! Have I always been this good?

Coop: Uh...yeah! You even beat me a few times.

Kiva: I want to play another one! What other games you got!? *We now see Coop and Jamie look at each other, and then it shows Coop put in a different game and it's a shump. We see Kiva play and she does excellent. We see Coop smile and we see the screen say "You won!" Then Coop puts another game in and it's a fighting game. She plays as Robut and is fighting Glontron and she gets a flawless victory. Then we see another montage of Kiva playing random video games and doing good at them and after awhile we see her tired out.* Phew! That was fun! And you know what? I'm starting to remember now. *Taunts Coop* I always did kick your butt didn't I? *We see Coop look disgruntled*

Jamie: Yeah...enough of that. So you remember who you are yet Kiva?

Kiva: Well...not really. *Her scanner beeps. She gets it and looks at it* What's this? It looks like some kind of
futuristic beeper.

Coop: Uh...

Jamie: It's mine! Yeah. I asked you to hold it for me before you got amnesia. Let me have it. *We see Jamie check it*
Uh Coop. It's the Glorft.

Coop: Oh man! Can't they ever give me a break?

Kiva: I'm sorry but...who are the Glorft? *Pause*

Coop: Explain later. Got chumps to fight. *We see them go upstairs and they are now in the car, the car backs up into the
garage and Megas comes out destroying the garage. We are now in Jersey city and we see Megas surrounded by the Glorft. We see a mech point at Megas*

Gorrath: ATTACK!!! *We see Glorft mechs run at Megas and we see Megas cracks its knuckles and we see Megas punch a mech. Then we see Megas grab another mech and throw him into another. We then see Megas grab a mech and pound it's head in creating dents and stuff. We see a mech fire a machine gun blast at Megas but Megas jumps in the air and does a body dive.*

Coop: WAAAAHHHH!!! *We see Megas land hard on some glorft mechs.* Then we see some random stuff as Megas punching a mech, then Megas throwing one into a building, then Megas jumping off a building and giving another Mech an elbow. Then it does a 4 split screen with one half of the television showing Megas firing a machine gun blast and the other half of the TV showing 3 screens. The top shows a mech getting blasted by gun fire. The middle part shows Megas firing a missile at a mech
destroying it and the building behind it. And the bottom shows Megas ripping off the arm of a mech and smacking another with it. We then see Coop turn the steering wheel as he grrs*

Kiva: So you guys fight all the time?

Coop: Yeah! Don't you remember!?

Kiva: Not really! I have amnesia!

Coop: Oh yeah! I forgot!

Kiva: So you have amnesia too!?

Coop: Nevermind!

Jamie: Look out! *We see a glorft mech punch Megas and Megas goes flying and lands on the ground and we see Megas look up to see the barrel of a gun from Gorrath's mech and inside we see Gorrath smile evilly*

Gorrath: This game is over Earther! Now I will destroy you and enslave this world! *We see Megas grab the gun and throw
Gorrath's mech over him and he lands on the ground hard. We then see Megas get up*

Coop: Not so fast squid! I still got one trick up my sleeve! *We see Megas press a button and we see Megas open up. Out
comes tons of missiles and stuff. We see Gorrath get sad eyes and we see Megas fires everything and we see a lot of explosions and stuff as buildings and mechs get destroyed. When the smoke clears we see the entire city leveled and glorft mech parts everywhere. We see Gorrath's mech is the only one standing and he looks at Megas and grrs.*

Gorrath: You may have won this time human but I will return! And when I do I will be victorious! *We see Gorrath's mech
fly away*

Coop: Hahah! All right! Kiva! Make a note! Earth 1, squids 0! *We see Kiva look on and she appears to be distraught
over the destruction of the city* Kiva? *Sees Kiva* Uh oh...

Jamie: Looks like she got her memory back.

Kiva: Coop.....you just destroyed the entire city fighting the Glorft.

Coop: I didn't mean too! It was an accident!

Kiva: That.....was......*Smiles* Awesome! Do it again! *We see Coop and Jamie look at each other*

Coop: You aren't upset?

Kiva: Are you kidding! That was so cool the way you kicked that slimy dudes butt!

Coop: Uh...yeah! Hahah! *We see Coop and Jamie do the pose thing but then Kiva does it also and knows exactly how to do
it. When they are done she looks surprised and looks at her hand.*

Jamie: Looks like you're getting your memory back.

Kiva: Yeah....well some of it anyway. *We then hear Coop's stomach growl*

Coop: Man I'm starving. Let's go get something to eat. *We see Megas walk away from the city that's destroyed. We are now inside the Burger Barn and we see Coop with a plate full of burgers and we see Kiva has a giant belly bomber deluxe in her hands and she looks at it as ketchup, grease, and stuff drip from the burger. Then she looks at Coop who is eating one. We see Coop look at Kiva with his mouth full* Something wrong?

Kiva: Uh yeah....are you sure I eat this kinda stuff.

Coop: Oh yeah. *Gulps* You love this food right Jamie?

Jamie: Yeah. It's your favorite. *We see Kiva look at the burger and put it to her mouth and she opens up but then closes
it and moves the burger away.*

Kiva: I don't know...

Coop: Trust me. You'll love it. *We see Kiva put her mouth to the burger and take a bite out of it. She eats and then she
gets O O eyes and a smile. Then she starts eating fast and talks with her mouth full*

Kiva: Oh wow....this....is....delicious! I love it.......so good.....*Finishes it* Can I get another one!?

Coop: Sure! I was gonna order more anyway. *We see Coop get up and go to the cashier*

Kiva: Coop wait! *Coop turns around and we see Kiva smile* Acutally...can you get me 2 more. I love them! *Coop smiles*

Coop: Got it! *We see Coop go to the cashier*

Jamie: So Kiva...you remembering anything more yet.

Kiva: A little. I remember how much Coop loves to Eat. And how his habits seemed to have rubbed off on me a little. I
shouldn't eat so much but it just tastes too good! *We see Coop come back with the food in bags*

Coop: I'm taking them to go. We gotta get to the junkyard and do some body work on Megas. Megas needs a tune up after the fight with the squids. *They get up and leave* Oh Kiva. I got you some more fries too. You know incase you want them.

Kiva: Thanks Coop! *We are now at the junkyard and we see Coop working on Megas. We also see Kiva working on Megas using a wrench and stuff and we see her turn some things and we see Coop help her out.* How'd I do?

Coop: Great! A lot better than I expected. I mean you know with someone who lost their memory and I thought that maybe you didn't know how to use a wrench.

Kiva: Coop. I only forgot who I am. I know how to use a wrench! *She continues working on Megas. We then see Goat come
by*

Goat: Yo dudes! They got that new action movie playing at the drive in!

Coop: You mean that ninja guy!? Awesome! Jamie we should go see it with our girlfriends!

Jamie: Yeah. Rachael’s been wanting to see it for a long time now. *We then see Goat go up to Kiva and put his arm around
her*

Goat: So red. Perhaps you and I could go see this movie together huh? *Kiva pauses*

Kiva: I'm sorry....do I know you? *Moves his arm away from him*

Goat: What are you talking about Kiva!? It's me Goat.

Kiva: Sorry. The name doesn't ring a bell. *To Jamie* Do you know who this guy is?

Jamie: Yeah he owns the Junkyard. He's a friend of ours.

Goat: Yo Jamie. what's up with Kiva? It's like she doesn't know who she is!

Jamie: She doesn't. She's got amnesia. *Quietly* And we're trying to make her less of a nag. *Goat grins*

Goat: Doesn't know who she is huh? Well then. Perhaps I could help her get her memory back. *Goat goes up to Kiva and
puts his arm around her again* Kiva! How could you forget me? I'm your boyfriend!

Kiva: You're my boyfriend? *Upset look on her face* Why would I want to date someone who is creepy like you?

Goat: Uh....err....guys...

Jamie: That's cause you actually like creepy guys! Oh yeah. You and Goat always had a thing for each other.

Kiva: You sure? *Looks at Goat* You know...now that I think about it, I guess he's got a certain charm about his
creepiness.

Goat: Oh I've got more than charm Kiva. Why don't you and I go for a walk and I'll show you just how creepy..er...charming
I can be. *Pause then Kiva smiles*

Kiva: Sure! I'd like that. *We see Goat and Kiva walk and we see Goat put his hand on Kiva's she looks then Goat just
keeps his hands to himself. But then Kiva smiles and let's him hold her hand*

Coop: Dude...I can't believe you let that happen.

Jamie: Oh come on Coop. I'm sure Kiva will like him.....*pause*

Coop/Jamie: Nah!!! *We are now treated to a long montage. In this montage a lot of stuff happens. There is no sound, only
music. Anyway the stuff that happens here is a span of 1 month.

1: We see Coop and Kiva plying video games. They are playing the flight simulator game from "Breakout" and it appears to be
dead even. We see both Coop and Kiva with determined looks on their faces and we see Coop grring and looking at Kiva who is calm and collected and she is beating Coop good. We see Kiva win and we see her smug and she puts her arms in the air and celebrates that she beat Coop again. Coop looks annoyed but then gets an evil look on his face and grabs Kiva by the
shoulder and she turns around and we see Coop put up 2 fingers. Then Kiva nods and they play again.

2: We see Megas fighting a robot that looks like Robo 47 from "War of the Monsters". We see it go into a building and then
it gets up and then we see the top half of its body spin around and it goes into Megas and hits him hard and Megas goes into
a building. We see Coop cringing and Kiva who is now in the front seat next to him and Jamie in the back. We see Coop angry
and Megas gets back up and runs at the robot and punches it in the face. Then we see both Megas and the robot grapple. We see the robot's eye look at Megas and fire a laser at it sending Megas back. We then see Megas grab a giant pipe and throw it at the robot impaling it's eye thing. The robot just stands there doing nothing as it electrocutes. Then we see Megas
grab the robot by the arms and head butts it super hard and the robot goes down. We then see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva give a
high five to each other.

3: We are now at the drive in and it's night. We see a lot of people are watching the movie. And we see Coop's car without
Megas and on the screen we see a ninja guy using nun chucks taking out ninjas. We see Coop and Jenna in the front and we see Jenna is leaning on Coop. In the back we see Jamie with his arm around Rachael. Then we see another car pull up and the window goes down and we see Goat in the car with glasses on and we see Kiva pop her head out and smile at them and we see Jenna and Rachael look surprised at this and both Coop and Jamie laugh.

4: We are at the ocean and we see the fisherman from "Breakout" and a huge swell appears and out comes Megas fighting a
giant kraken that looks like the kraken from "Pirates of the Caribbean." And we see Megas trying to get the squid off but it
is wrapped around Megas good. We then see Coop look at Kiva and Kiva points to her head. Then Coop smiles and yells and
bashes his head hitting a button which causes Megas to fly into the air and come down into the ocean super fast and we see
Megas hit it's head on the ocean floor and we see the Kraken let go then go up to the surface all knocked out. Then we see
Megas come up and we see Kiva and Coop do the pose thingy with Jamie.

5: We see Coop and Jamie outside and they are drinking soda. We see Jamie try to burp but it comes out weak. Then we see
Coop go and he lets out a long burp. Then Kiva tries and apparently her belch is the longest. This surprises Coop. Then we
see Coop with a smug grin and puts his arm out as if he wants to arm wrestle. We then see Kiva and Coop arm wrestling. At
first we see Coop is going to win but Kiva fights back and Coop is surprised and gives it full force but then Kiva manages to
come back and win. Kiva taunts Coop and Coop looks surprised but amused at the same time.

6: We see Megas fighting a robot that looks like Proto Man from Mega Man but his armor is black and he has no face. We see
the robot shot at Megas and Megas goes into the road and goes back until he hits a building. Then we see Megas get up and
the robot aims at Megas. Then we see Coop look at the robot then at the dashboard and we see Megas use the "Target
acquisition" function and we see from Megas's point of view the robot and we see targets appear on the robot. We see a lot of targets on the robot. Then we see Coop look at Jamie and he is smiling evilly and has his fists by him as if he was telling
Coop to do more. Then he looks at Kiva who is doing the same thing. Then we see Coop press the button more and more targets appear. The entire robot is completely covered in targets. We see Coop look at both Jamie and Kiva and they both nod. Then we see Coop fire and a crapload of missiles come out and attack the robot completely destroying it. We see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva laugh.

7: We are now at a rock concert and we see a band playing and people cheering and stuff. We see Coop and Jamie with Jenna and Rachael also rocking out and then we see Kiva head banging and she loves the music and we also see Goat who is dressed in his "MTV Downtown" outfit with Kiva and they are enjoying it as well.

8: We see Megas in space and we see Megas fighting the Glorft again in space and we see Megas and Megas 2 fighting the
Glorft. We see Megas hold a mech and we then see Megas 2 crack its knuckles and punch the mech's head off. Then we see more mechs attack Megas and Megas 2. But then we see Megas and Megas 2 aim at the mechs and both of them fire a super power laser that merges into one and it destroys the Glorft mechs. We then see both Megas and Megas 2 do the pose thing and inside Megas we see Kiva smile as the Glorft are destroyed.

9: We see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva watching wrestling and we see Kiva has a Mega Slush and a burger and she's eating and we see one guy slam the other guy and Kiva cheers on as the guys beat each other up in wrestling.

Now we are at Coop's basement again and we see Coop watching television and Jamie is just chilling. We then see Kiva come
downstairs and the guys look and we see Kiva now wearing the clothes she wore in "Terminate Her" And she has red lipstick
and blue eye shadow.*

Jamie: *Whistles* Wow Kiva. You look nice.

Kiva: Thanks. I'm glad you guys like. This is much better than wearing that stuffy outfit all the time. Where did I get
that thing anyway? Well anyways I'm off.

Coop: Where you going?

Kiva: I've got another date with Goat. We were just gonna hang out at the junkyard. You know for a guy like him he really
is nice. *Both Coop and Jamie look at each other.* Anyways before I go...I want to thank you guys for helping me get my
memory back. It feels good to be back to normal.

Jamie: Uh sure.

Coop: Heheh....yeah! *We then see Kiva kiss Coop and Jamie on the cheek*

Kiva: You guys are sweet. I'm off. *She leaves* Oh and Coop! When I get back, we are gonna play another game of cavern
crashers!

Coop: Sure thing! I still have yet to beat you! *We see Kiva go upstairs and leave. We see Coop relax happily. We then
see Jamie stretch.*

Jamie: Ahh...what did I tell ya Coop? Isn't this Kiva so much better?

Coop: Yeah! I like this new Kiva. She likes everything we do, and she doesn't give me any slack when I mess up!

Jamie: I know. And not only that, but it seems a lot of your habits have rubbed off on her.

Coop: No kiddin. If she keeps eating like that then she'll get as big as me!

Jamie: Yeah then Jenna will have competition. *We see Coop's smile turn into a frown and he sighs.* What's wrong
Coop? I thought you liked the new Kiva.

Coop: I do Jamie. It's just that...well....it ain't that we lied to her. I mean don't get me wrong Jamie. This Kiva is
cool but it's not who she is man. We can't just keep feeding her lies.

Jamie: Relax Coop! It's been a month already and everything is so much better! I bet she doesn't even remember anything
before this.

Coop: Still. What if she does get her original memory back? Then we'll be in big trouble.

Jamie: Don't worry Coop. I've been reading up on amnesia and here is what I found. The only way she'll remember who she is
if she gets hit a 2nd time. So as long as she doesn't get hit in the back of the head again she'll never remember who she
is. And if we need the old Kiva back we just hit her ourselves and she'll be back to normal and won't even remember what
happened.

Coop: I still don't like this Jamie.

Jamie: Chill out Coop. It's been a month and nothing bad has happened. What could possibly go wrong now? *We are now at
the junkyard and we see Goat and Kiva walking and it's night. We see them go onto a pile of junk and they sit and look at
the stars*

Kiva: The stars are beautiful aren't they Scott.

Goat: Scott!?

Kiva: That's your real name isn't it?

Goat: Yeah. *Looks up* The stars do look good don't they. *Then looks at Kiva* But they aren't as lovely as you. *Kiva
blushes*

Kiva: You know. For a woman who just got amnesia recently....it feels as if I've known you all my life. And under that
creepy demeanor, you are a real sweet guy. *We see Goat smile and we see him look at Kiva and Kiva looks at Goat. They
prepare to kiss when Kiva's scanner beeps* Huh!? *Grabs her scanner* Sorry about that. I must of brought Jamie's beeper
my mistake. I wonder who it is. *We see her press buttons but nothing happens* How do you work this *All of a sudden we
hear an explosion and see a bright flash of light* Woah! *Both Goat and Kiva go tumbling off the junk pile and they get up
and look at the 2 giant hands that attacked Megas in the beginning of the episode.* What the heck is that! *We see the
hands look at Kiva and Goat and head for them and try to punch them. But we see Kiva push Goat out of the way. The hands
miss then come back and go for them. We see Goat run away and Kiva looks at Goat then at the hands coming for her and they try to grab her. Kiva goes in between some junk and the hands miss. We then see the hands look and they start grabbing stuff and throwing it destroying stuff. One of the hands grab an old giant boat and throws it. It hits a junk pile where Kiva is and we see everything shake and part of the boat hits a POP TV billboard that was on top of the pile. Kiva herself loses her footing and falls. She then gets up and runs away from the giant hands.* Looks like I'm gonna need Coop's help! *She fiddles around with the scanner/communicator* How do I work this thing! *Back at Coop's house we see Coop relaxing eating a philly cheesesteak when the communicator activates*

Coop: Huh!? Kiva! What's up!?

Kiva: Coop! I've got trouble! I could use that giant robot of yours right now!

Coop: Be right there! *Communication ends* Let's go Jamie! We've got a bad guy to smash!

Jamie: Cool! *We see them go upstairs and they are in the car and the car goes into the garage and Megas comes out
destroying the garage. Back at the Junkyard we see the hands shooting laser blasts at stuff causing destruction and the
like. We see from a junk pile Kiva with a pipe in her hand. She then throws something at one of the hands. It's a rock. It
hits the finger of one of the hands and both of them look at Kiva*

Kiva: Yo chump! Up here! *Kiva jumps in the air with the pipe* WAAAAAAHHH!!!! *She tries to hit the hand but it smacks
Kiva hard sending her flying into a pile of junk. She gets up and looks at the hands who aim at her. She looks terrified as
the hands charge up energy and prepare to fire at her. But then we see Megas land and Megas swipes the hands making both of them go flying into a pile of junk. We then see Kiva get into the front seat of Megas*. Thanks guys!

Coop: No problem! *We then hear rumbling and we see the hands emerge from the pile of junk and look at Megas. Coop has a
very surprised look on his face.*

Jamie: Those things again!? I thought they were dead when we destroyed that robot!

Coop: Yeah! *We see the hands open up* Oh well. It's not so bad. I mean instead of fighting a whole robot, I'm just
fighting a pair of hands. *We see the hands fire and wavy lines go out and hit the junkyard and we then see tons of junk fly
into the air. The junk starts swirling around and then melts into liquid metal. Then we see the hands turn into liquid
Metal and go into the blob of metal and then it transforms into the same robot we saw at the beginning of the show but now it has spiked knuckles and giant missiles on its body.* Oh you've got to be kidding! *The robot then punches Megas and Megas goes flying out of the junkyard and into the city. We see Megas crash into a building. Then Megas gets up and we see the robot punch it's fists at Megas.* Bad move pal! Now you are gonna get it! *We see Megas run at the robot and the robot
runs at Megas and they both grapple. We see the robot apply pressure onto Megas and we see Coop grr at this and then we see Megas throw the robot over him. The robot gets back up and fires a spiked fist at Megas and it hits Megas and Megas goes flying into a bunch of buildings. When Megas gets up we see Coop with a scared look on his face as the robot is in the air and tries to smash Megas from above with a powerful punch but Megas moves out of the way and the fist hits the ground causing it to go down into the ground more and it creates a shockwave.* Woah! He's real serious now! *We see the robot aim at Megas and it's arm turns into a cannon and it fires a powerful electric blast at Megas and Megas is hit. We see Coop, Jamie, and Kiva screaming. Then we see Megas go down. Then get back up.* Everyone all right?

Kiva: I'm fine. But man that thing ruined my date!

Coop: Don't worry! I'll smash him one for you! *We see Megas fly towards the robot and grab it and they go flying into the
city. We then see Megas push the robot into a building and start punching it hard. We see the robot take more damage and
then we see Megas open up it's chest and then we see the autobot matrix of leadership come out and fire a super powerful
blast at point range at the robot destroying it but he hands are left.* Hm...that was easy. *The hands get back up and stun
Megas with an electric shock then Megas goes down. We then see the hands create yet another new body from the debris in the city. When Megas gets up it sees the robot come at them and kicks Megas hard sending it down to the ground. Then the robot repeatedly stomps on Megas and we see the guys cringing as this happens. But then we see Coop press buttons and then Megas grabs the leg of the robot and throws him off of Megas. Megas then gets back up and fires a machine gun blast at the robot putting holes in it's body. Then we see Megas run at the robot and jump in the air.* WAAAAAAHHH!!!!! *We see Megas give the robot an elbow and we see explosions and when it's done we see the robot is destroyed again.* That should stop em.

Jamie: Uh Coop! Look! *We see the hands are in the air and they once again use the debris in the city to create a new body
robot. The robot then fires a spiked fist at Megas and Megas jumps to dodge it then comes down with a body dive on the robot but the robot fires a laser blast from its eyes and we see Megas go in the air and land on the ground. We then see the
robot's fist transform into a giant warhead detonator like "Lugnut" from "Transformers Animated" and we see the tip of it
beeping. Megas gets up and Coop sees this*

Coop: Uh oh. *The robot punches the ground, then we pan out to the city and we see a giant explosion like the one in
"Universal Remote". We then see the city ravaged by the robot We also see Little Tommy drinking a slush*

Little Tommy: Coooollll......*We then see Megas get up.*

Coop: Man talk about holding a grudge! *To the robot* Hey pal! Would it help if I said I was sorry!? *The robot just shoots
a blast at Megas and Megas goes flying into a building which collapses and falls.* Guess not. *Megas gets back up*

Kiva: What's taking you so long to beat this guy Coop!?

Jamie: Apparently every time we beat this thing it just creates a new body for itself. But how?

Coop: Kiva! See if you can find a weakness!

Kiva: Me!? I don't know how to! *The robot tries to hit Megas but Megas dodges and fires a blast at the robot. The robot
repairs itself then fires an energy ball at Megas and Megas is hit and goes down. The robot then shoots the spikes on its
fist at Megas and it connects causing Megas to kneel and electrocute. We then see the robot run at Megas and punch Megas hard sending it flying.*

Coop: Kiva! We need your expertise! You know how to work Megas! Find a weakness!

Kiva: How!? I don't know how to work this thing! *We see the robot hit Megas a bunch of times and Megas goes into yet
another building. We see Coop grr*

Coop: We have to tell her now Jamie! I knew this was a bad idea!

Jamie: No! Don't!

Kiva: What are you guys talking about!?

Coop: Kiva! The truth is this. You aren't who we said you are! You're really from the future! And this robot is
yours...well mine. But you know how to work the computer in the back!

Kiva: What!?

Coop: We lied to you and gave you false memories because the old Kiva we know was always keeping me in check! You really
are a responsible person and you know what to do! And right now I could use the old Kiva! *We see the robot try to megaton
punch Megas again with the warhead fist but Megas gets out of the way and throws the robot then rips out its arm but the arm attacks Megas and reattaches itself to the robot. The robot then throws Megas then gets up and fires a missile at Megas hitting Megas then opens up and fires a bunch of blasts at Megas and we see Coop and Jamie yell.*

Kiva: I'm sorry! I don't remember any of that! Only what you told me!

Coop: Come on Kiva! Try to remember!

Jamie: Coop wait! Just smack her in the head again and she'll be back to normal!

Coop: Yeah! *We see Coop attempt to do so but hesitates.*

Jamie: Do it now!

Coop: I can't! I ain't gonna hit a girl like that!

Jamie: Then I'll do it! *Jamie hits Kiva but he isn't strong enough to knock her out*

Kiva: Oww! What are you doing Jamie!? Cut that out!

Jamie: Man! I'm not strong enough! *We then see the robot grab Megas and hold it into the air and then we see the robot
throw Megas into another building and Megas goes down. Megas is in bad shape and is electrocuting. We then see the robot
set up another megaton blast* Not good!

Coop: I ain't gonna let some regenerating robot destroy my planet! *We see Megas run at the robot and try to tackle it but
the robot uses its other arm to slam Megas away as it prepares to fire another megaton blast.* GRRRR!!!!

Kiva: Coop! Let me fight him!

Coop: No way! *We see Megas run again at the robot but it again smashes Megas away hitting another building. Then we see Megas fire at the robot but the robot fires counter shots to nullify the attack and a few get to Megas doing more damage. Megas is kneeling again and looks horrible*

Kiva: Coop! Listen to me. Whether you were lying or not, this is who I am! And right now I need you to trust me! Just
like I trusted you guys. Let me fight him! I'm just as good at video games as you and from what you told me you used video
games to base the controls of Megas. I can beat him! I know I can! *We see Coop look at Kiva then nods*

Coop: All right! *We see Jamie get into the back and Coop into the passenger seat. Kiva gets on the driver seat then we
see Kiva rev up the engine and go at the robot as it is about to smash its fist on the ground. The robot looks at Megas who
is holding its arm.*

Kiva: Sorry. But I don't think so! *We see Megas pick up the robot* WAAAAHHHH!!!! *Megas throws the robot into the city
and it goes down. The robot looks at Megas and we see Kiva with an angry look on her face* Listen up you regenerating tin
can! You destroy my city, hurt my friends, and ruin my date with Goat! Now I'm gonna take you down chump! *We see Kiva
punch her fists which cause Megas to do the same. We then see Megas fly at the robot and grapple with it. We see Megas play mercy with the robot and Megas does good. The robot lets go and we then see Megas punch the robot. Then Megas grabs the robot by it's head and pushes it into the ground. Then we see Megas create the cool energy sword and proceed to stab the robot with it. But the robot moves out of the way and gets up. We then see Megas run at the robot but the robot fires its fists. We see the fists open up and fire blasts at Megas but Megas uses the sword to dodge them. We also see Kiva with tongue out and a smug grin on her face as she blocks the attacks. Then we see Megas go up to the robot itself and jump in the air and slashes the robot. We get the generic anime standoff where in the end we see Megas falter, but then the robot is sliced in half. The fists then go back to the robot and repair it. We then see Kiva look and her eyes widen. When the
robot repairs itself we see Megas fly at the robot and grab it and push it into another building. Then we see Megas punch
the robot rapidly. The robot then fires a missile at Megas and Megas goes flying. We then see the robot in the air and
prepares to megaton punch the ground but Megas grabs the robot and sends it down to the ground. Then we see Megas open up and fire everything at the robot completely destroying it. We see the hands of the robot try to rebuild the robot but it loses energy. It tries again but can't.* Looks like you ran out of energy chump!

Coop: Woah....that was awesome! *We see the hands look at Megas who does the bring it pose but the hands turn tail and run away*

Kiva: Not so fast! I ain't done with you yet! WAAAAAAHH!!!! *We see Kiva head butt a button in the same style as Coop with
hard force. Then we see Megas fly up to the hands and grab them, then crushes them destroying the robot once and for all.*

Coop: She did it. Kiva did it! Hahahaha!!! Rock on Kiva! *Goes to do the pose thing with her but she is now out cold
again* Uh oh.

Jamie: Looks like she hit the button too hard.

Coop: Better give her more air. *We see them outside and back at the junkyard or what is left of it and we see Kiva down on
the ground. She slowly comes too*

Kiva: Ugh....ergh...Coop? Jamie? What's going on? Where am I? *Looks at herself and now it is apparent that she has her
old memory back* And WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE THIS!? *Both Coop and Jamie look at each other*

Coop: Kiva! You ok?

Kiva: No I'm not Coop! The city is destroyed again because of your irresponsibility and I find myself not wearing my normal
clothes! *Pause* Explain!

Coop: Uh....we were going to a rock concert! And along the way we got into a skirmish. *Kiva raises her eyebrow* My
fault.

Kiva: How typical. *Sighs* Coop....I don't understand why you can't control yourself. I mean I know I've been a bit harsh
to you and I realize I can't change you and who you are. But all I ask in return is that you be a little more careful with
Megas. I'm only telling you for the safety of everyone.

Coop: It's ok Kiva. You just had a rough time.

Kiva: How long have I been out?

Coop/Jamie: A few weeks/hours.

Kiva: Ugh..*Feels her head* I'm tired. I'm gonna go lie down. Then tomorrow we are going to continue training and we are
also going to run a full systems check on Megas. We need Megas to be in top form incase the Glorft decide to attack us.
*She walks away*

Jamie: I guess she's back to normal now.

Coop: Yeah.

Jamie: Well. It was fun while it lasted. *As she walks we see Goat return and out of breath*

Goat: Guys....huh...heh...I ran to get help! *Notices the thing is completely destroyed* But I see you handled it. *Then
goes to Kiva and puts his arm around her* So Kiva. Now that the robot is gone. Why don't we continue where we left off? *We see Goat pucker up for a kiss then we see Kiva grab Goat hard and throw him to the ground hard. Goat looks surprised*

Kiva: Not even in your dreams! *Walks away. We then see Coop and Jamie go up to Goat who gets up slowly*

Goat: I...take it....she's back to normal huh? *Coop and Jamie nod. Then Goat passes out a bit. We then see Coop and Jamie laugh then it pans out to Jersey City being destroyed*

End credits: We see Kiva back in her regular outfit look at the photos of what happened in the month and angrily look at Coop and Jamie who both chuckle weakly then we see Kiva crack her knuckles and then we see Coop and Jamie gulp, then we see 2 arms grab Coop and Jamie and we hear fist punching and stuff*

The End

Xerroo

09-28-2008, 05:54 PM

Memory Blank Notes

1: Villians: Regenerating Robot
2: Kiva loses her memory this episode but gets it back at the end.
3: The type of amnesia Kiva has is global amnesia. And like in most cartoons a 2nd bump on the head returned her to normal.
4: Kiva acted alot like Coop in this episode due to his influence.
5: The regenrating robot's brain and data was stored in its hands. It was able to create new bodies by collecting scrap metal and molding it.
6: A POP TV billboard is destroyed.
7: The fisherman from "Breakout" is seen during the montage.
8: The Glorft, Jenna and Racheal are also in the episode but Jenna and Racheal have no speaking dialog.
9: The robot's megaton punch attack is similar to Lugnuts punch attack in "Transformers animated"
10: Steven Blum has dealed with memories on another show: BIG O
11: Goat and Kiva go on a date. But Kiva wasn't herself since she had amnesia.
12: The regenerating robot looked like a cross from the Iron Giant and Gigantor.
13: The Kraken Megas fought in the ocean looked similar to the giant monster in "Pirates of the Carrebeian: Dead Man's chest"
14: Another robot Megas fought looked like Proto Man from the Mega Man series.
15: Yet another robot Megas fought looked like Robo 47 from "War of the Monsters" A playstation 2 game.
16: Apparently because Kiva was like Coop, she was able to pilot Megas effortlessly but now that she's back to normal it's doubtful she can now.
17: Apparently the robot hands were in recover mode and took over a month to recharge.
18: The name of the episode is the same as a Danny Phantom Episode "Memory Blank"
19: Kiva calling Goat Scott is based on his name from MTV Downtown.

Also I am changing Season 6 episode order.

Season 6 is now

1: Channel Surfing
2: The Dukes of Megas
3: Space Ape Escape
4: Twisted Megas
5: The Cockpit
6: Lifestyles of the Fat and Gluttonus
7: Roughin it
8: Anniversary Anarchy
9: Ultrabot Z: Powered Up
10: Harold and Jamie go to Burger Barn
11: Memory Blank
12: When Kivo comes calling
13: Regiscoop

Also I plan to revamp my scripts again.

Xerroo

10-05-2008, 04:07 PM

Just a note. I have completely revamped the Invasion of the Body Switchers which will now be called "Fatty Friday" and which you can read at the bottom of page 3 of this topic.

I'm also going to replace Joyride of Season 7 with this.

Season 7

1: The Callout
2: Enter the Megas
3: Fatty Friday
4: Flora and Ice
5: Gorrath's Ark
6: Rosh-O-Megas
7: System Error
8: Battle of the Bands
9: Deathmatch
10: Project: D.I.A.B.L.O.S
11: Fat to the Future 1
12: Fat to the Future 2
13: Fat to the Future 3

Xerroo

10-13-2008, 08:14 PM

Me devil Mayhem

*The episode begins in Jersey City, we see Coop playing with wires inside the car. They are at the junkyard and we see Jamie get into the car*

Jamie: What are you trying to do Coop?

Coop: I'm trying to see if I can hook back in the transwarp drive.

Jamie: Dude.....didn't you like lose that thing? I thought Kiva said that it would teleport itself indefinitely.

Coop: Yeah...funny thing about that.

*Flashback*

*We see Coop watching TV and stuff and then after a bit the transwarp drive teleports into Coop's hand and he looks at it and closes his hand and smiles*

*Back to reality*

Coop: I guess it was just my lucky day! *We see Coop fiddling some more with the drive* Man I just hope I can get it to work. Kiva will be happy to know I found it.

Jamie: Need any help dude?

Coop: Nah...I should be done soon. And......*We see Coop make the final connections*...there! It's all finished!

Jamie: So now what?

Coop: I guess we should test it out. *We hear the engine purring as they talk*

Jamie: You sure we should? I mean the last time you used the transwarp drive you teleported us to a bunch of killer death robots.

Coop: Well don't worry. I'm sure it won't happen again. I say we use it once then we go back home after.

Jamie: I don't know....maybe we shou-

Coop: TOO LATE! *Coop activates the transwarp drive and we see Megas teleport somewhere....we now go to what appears to look like Earth but in the middle ages. Let me make it clear that this isn't Earth but a planet that is based on medieval culture. With that aside we see a village being terrorized by a giant black dragon. The dragon looks very similar to the Argorok from Zelda: Twilight Princess. We see it step on a cottage and we see people running for their lives. The black dragon then breathes fire and torches a hut. We see a man with a cart of stuff and he trips and falls. He then gets up to see the Dragon above him and we see the dragon open it's mouth and get closer to him. It's implied that he ate the man. We then see more people running for their lives and then it pans to a castle. Inside we see what appears to be a man and a wizard who looks like Merlin.*

King Thaddeus: *Voice actor is Rob Paulson* I say Merlinus! Haven't you been able to conjure up a suit of armor for me to combat the dragon yet!?

Merlinus: *Voice actor is Jeff Bennet* You can't just rush these things my king! It takes patience to create a knight using magic!

King Thaddeus: Forgive me old friend, but I desperately need an armor I can use to fight of the evil Dragon. Our best knights were already devoured by the beast’s ravenous hunger. And I fear our kingdom has very little time left.

Merlinus: Ok. Let me try one more time. *Pours in some stuff and we see hair go into a cauldron, then we see him take a wand and shoot some lightning into it and the cauldron bubbles, then the top explodes we see a bright flash appear. When the light disappears we see Megas*

Jamie: Coop! Next time give some warning!

Coop: Hahah! It worked! *To Jamie* Uh....sorry Jamie. *Pause* So...any ideas where we are?

King Thaddeus: I say Merlinus....I think you overdid it on the spell.

Merlinus: Yes...quite.

*Title theme plays*

*We are still in the giant castle*

Jamie: So Coop. Any idea where that thing teleported us too.

Coop: Looks like a giant castle. Well at least we know it works. Now let's teleport out of here and go home! *We see Coop try again but it doesn't work.* Uh oh?

Jamie: What's wrong?

Coop: I think I shorted out the fuse for the transwarp drive!

Jamie: So..just fly us back to Earth.

Coop: I can't! I don't know how to get back home without the navigational system....and Kiva has it! *Jamie face palms*

Jamie: Nice going Coop.....you once again get us stranded somewhere with NO IDEA HOW TO GET BACK HOME!

Coop: Chill out! At least it can't get any worse!

King Thaddeus: I say there! What do you think you are doing in my suit of armor!? *We see both Coop and Jamie look down at the King*

Coop: Uh...what are you talking about?

Thaddeus: You see my wizard friend conjured up a suit of armor for me. And you happen to be in it! Now be so kind as to remove yourself from my armor please. *We see both Coop and Jamie look at the King, then at each other then break out in laughter*

Jamie: Dude! He thinks Megas is a suit of armor!

Coop: Haha! What is this!? Are we in like the middle ages or something!?

Jamie: *Gets serious* Wait a minute Coop. We might be in the middle ages!

Coop: What do you mean?

Jamie: Dude! You might of accidently transported us back in time!

Coop: But the time drive doesn't work!

Jamie: Doesn't mean that you couldn't of messed with it!

Thaddeus: *Ahem's loudly causing Coop and Jamie to look at him* Excuse me good gentlemen but you are still inside my suit of armor! Now remove yourself!

Coop: Hey pal! For your information this is my robot Megas!

Thaddeus: No it's not. It's a suit of armor created by my esteem wizard Merlinus. Now don't make me repeat myself!

Coop: Dude...I'm telling you that this ain't no armor!

Thaddeus: Listen to me! I need to use that armor at once! My kingdom is in great danger! A terrible dragon is ravaging the country side!

Coop: Uh what Dragon? *All of a sudden we hear explosions and we see the Wizard out by the window*

Merlinus: I do believe my king is referring to that one! *We see Megas walk over and kneel down and look out the window to see the Dragon attacking some stuff and starts to walk towards the castle. Jamie screams like a girl*

Coop: That's it? Pff...I can take care of this scaly chump with ease!

Thaddeus: You...wish to fight the dragon?

Coop: Hey no sweat! I'll beat up this dragon and save your kingdom! Let's go Jamie! *We see Megas power up and fly out of the castle*

Thaddeus: Hey wait stop! *We see Megas destroy part of the castle as it flies out and the king sighs* Merlinus....the next time you summon me a knight, please do it outside! *We see the Dragon crawling on the ground as it roars and tail whips a cart of food sending it into the air and it hits people and we see the Dragon then tail whip a cottage destroying it. We see more people run away from the Dragon as it comes closer to the castle but then Megas lands in front of it*

Coop: Hey puff the magic dragon! You wanna fight? Well how about fighting me! *The Dragon just roars then charges at Megas*

Jamie: Here he comes Coop! Get ready! *The dragon tries to tackle Megas but Megas picks up the Dragon*

Coop: ERRRRRRRRRRGGGRRRRRRGGRRRRRRGGRRAAAAAHHH!!!!!! *Megas throws the Dragon over him and it goes down* Man! He's a heavy one! *The Dragon gets up and tail whips Megas causing him to trip* Whoa! *Megas falls down onto a couple of huts destroying them. Then Megas gets back up.* Oh...so you like playing dirty huh? Well I can play dirty too! *We see Megas grab a patch of land and toss it into the air and it hits the dragon in the eyes. The dragon is now blind.*

Jamie: Nice! *We then see Megas run up to the dragon, and do a baseball slide by it. Then it grabs the dragon's neck and puts it in a headlock then starts punching it in the face many times. The dragon then squirms and moves it's neck and manages to throw Megas off and Megas lands on the ground. Megas then gets back up and the dragon shakes its head and comes too and it looks at Megas with its menacing red eyes and it starts to kick up ground like a bull* Get ready Coop! He's gonna charge again!

Coop: I'm on it! *We see the dragon charge at Megas and Megas is ready to tackle the dragon again but as it gets close we see the dragon move it's neck to dodge Megas then slam Megas with its neck again sending it into a castle wall and it goes down destroying part of the castle. We see King Thaddeus face palm*

King Thaddeus: Oh no...I just had that part of the castle rebuilt!

Merlinus: Well....on the bright side he is holding his own against the Black Dragon. *Megas falls again onto another part of the castle, then gets up*

Coop: Sorry! My bad! *Megas goes back into the battle with the dragon. and we see Megas get on the dragon and ride it like a horse* YEEEHAWWW!!! GIDDY UP!!! *The Dragon bucks around widely trying to shake off Megas but Megas holds on, we then see Jamie with a stopwatch and we see the dragon bucks more then it gets Megas off and Megas falls into the dirt again. Megas gets back up*

Jamie: Dude! 10 seconds!

Coop: Hahah! All right! A new record! *Does the pose thing with Jamie, but then the dragon flies in the air and hits Megas dead on* WOAH!!!! *We see Megas go flying far from the impact* WAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Megas lands in a forest and goes into the dirt and leaves a dirt trail and knocks over some trees as well. Megas once again slowly gets up.* Ohh....all right. I think it's time to stop toying with the dragon.

Jamie: Dude! He's in the air! *Points and we see the dragon flying and circling Megas as it roars, then flies away then comes back and dives at Megas breathing a stream of fire. It hits the front part of Megas causing it to glow red, we then see the controls heat up and Coop gets hurt*

Coop: DEOW!!! Man that's hot! He's heating up the controls! *The dragon makes several passes at Megas and continues to breath fire at Megas making Megas hotter and hotter, it shows a screen of Megas core temp going up and we hear beeps and stuff*

Jamie: Not good! Megas is gonna overheat!

Coop: I better clip this dragon's wings and now! *We see Megas power up and fly towards the dragon and grab it. Then we see the Dragon flying erratically and it heads back to the castle and we see the King and the Wizard with O O eyes.*

Thaddeus: Oh dear...*We see Megas and the Dragon crash into the castle and then we see Megas get up and grab the dragon by the tail and starts slamming him around, then spins the dragon really fast and throws him into the air, we hear the dragon's roar get softer as it goes into the distance. Megas then moves its hands in accomplishment for what it did.*

Coop: Looks like he won't be bothering those guys for awhile.

Jamie: Uh Coop. *we see Coop look and the entire village and woods are destroyed by the fight between Megas and the Dragon.*

Coop: Uh...whoops!

Thaddeus: I say you there! *Coop looks down to the King* I don't know who you are, or where you came from. *Smiles* But I want to thank you....for defeating the dragon.

Coop: No problem!

Thaddeus: Would you mind telling me your name brave knight?

Coop: Sure! The name's Coop.

Thaddeus: Well then Coop. I invite you and your squire into my castle....or what's left of it anyway, and throw a feast in your honor for saving our lives. *The king goes back inside*

Coop: Nice! I was getting kinda hungry anyway!

Jamie: What's a squire? *They are now inside and we see Coop, Jamie, the King, Merlinus, and many other people eating food, Jamie is eating some stuff and we see Coop eating a giant turkey and stuff and everyone is looking at Coop stuffing his face in amazement. We then see Coop eat some ham and drink a goblet of stuff and then we hear Coop belch loudly* Oh yeah....that hit the spot.

Merlinus: I say there. You have quite an appetite!

Coop: *With his mouth full of food* Yeah...thanks. *Gulps*

Jamie: Hah! This is only a small snack to Coop. *King Thaddeus raises an eyebrow*

King Thaddeus: I see....well anyways I just wanted to thank you again for your courage and bravery.

Coop: Hey no problem.

Merlinus: So tell me....where exactly are you from?

Coop: We're from New Jersey. Ever hear of it?

Merlinus: I'm afraid I can't say that I have.

Jamie: *To Coop* Coop don't you remember. You sent us back in time! Jersey doesn't exist.

Coop: I'm not sure Jamie. I don't think this is Earth. Yo kingy dude! What planet it is?

Thaddeus: First off....my name is not "KINGY Dude" my name is King Thaddeus. And you are on the planet Arthurian Terra.

Jamie: Heh...that's a funny way of saying Earth.

Merlinus: Oh so you must be Earthers! *They nod* Oh yes. We've heard alot about you and your culture. You see our galaxy was fascinated by Earth and how their people evolved so quickly and rapidly. So the leaders of all the planets decided to emulate the different time periods of your world. The planet you are on based our culture on your "Middle and Dark Ages!"

Jamie: What about the other planets?

Merlinus: Well we have a Cro-Magnon Terra, a Bruticus Terra, an Explora Terra, an Industria Terra, a Moderna Terra, and then there is the Futura Terra. *Coop and Jamie look dumbfounded* Call it homage to your earthly customs if you will.

Jamie: Well that's neat and creepy at the same time.....

Thaddeus: Yes...well now that's good in all but now we must get serious. Coop, once again I must thank you for defeating the dragon, but I fear it is not the last we have seen of him.

Merlinus: Indeed. He will most certainly return as long as the Black Knight controls him.

Coop: Black Knight!? Who the heck is that!?

Thaddeus: The Black Knight was once a knight in one of the neighboring kingdoms. However he quickly grew bored with his position due to the lack of a worthy fighter. The Black Knight lusted for battle and to see if anyone could best him in battle. He eventually turned on his kingdom and decided to take it over. Not even the knights who protected the land could stop him. Soon he took over the other kingdoms...and now we are the only one left.

Merlinus: The Black Knight's power is great....he even tamed the ferocious dragon you fought before and it is now in his control.

Coop: Sounds like this guy has issues! *We see a chick give Jamie some food and giggle and Jamie winks and smiles. Then we see the King get up and kneel by Coop.*

Thaddeus: Oh brave knight. I beseech you. Please...protect my kingdom and defeat the black knight once and for all.

Coop: Uh....*All of a sudden Coop's communicator rings and it's Kiva. It's static at first*

Kiva: *BBBZZTT* oop! *BBZZTT* are you!? *Bzzzt!* me Kiva!

Coop: Uh...gotta answer this! *To Kiva* What's up Kiva!?

Kiva: Where are you!? I've been trying to contact you all day!

Merlinus: Who is this? Is this some kind of witch?

Kiva: *Angrily* WITCH!? Coop get back here now!

Coop: Uh....gotta go Kiva! *Shuts transmission* Sorry about that! So you need me to protect you guys from a knight right? No sweat! Me and Jamie can handle any chump!

Thaddeus: I thank you brave knight. And as a token of my gratitude you may stay here in the castle. All of my servants are your servants.

Jamie: Cool....

Coop: Yeah! Just leave that knight to me! I'll smash his face in! *We then go to what appears to be a dark tower. We see the Dark Dragon fly above the giant tower and land on a giant perch that is big enough for the Dragon to stand on. We then see an evil knight in armor that looks like the Black Knight's armor in the Fire Emblem games but with different designs and he has evil red eyes.*

Black Knight: *Voice actor is Kevin Michael Richardson* I see you have returned....why? *The Dragon just roars* You mean to tell me that you were defeated? *The dragon nods* You know I do not tolerate failure. Do you know the price of failure? HEEEEYAAAA!!! *We see the Black Knight take his sword and jump into the air and slash the dragon across it's eye causing it to scream and fall off the perch. The Dragon now has a scar on his eye. The Dragon regains stabilization in the air and hovers.* Now unless you want a matching scar for your other eye I suggest you don't fail me again! *The Dragon flies away, then a poof appears and we see what appears to be an ugly witch of sorts with grey hair and it looks like the witch from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves/Men in Tights.* What do you want woman?

Witch: *Voice actor is Wendee Lee* Don't you think you were too hard on the Dragon?

Black Knight: Hmph! *Turns around and walks back into his tower* The fact that he was defeated at all is inexcusable! However.....I am intrigued that the Dragon was defeated by someone other than myself....

Witch: You are are you?

Black Knight: Yes. It seems that whoever did defeat the dark dragon may be considered worthy. *Grabs his giant sword*

Witch: Are you doing what I think you are doing?

Black Knight: Heheheh....what does it look like I'm doing witch?

Witch: I think you are planning to go fight the one who defeated your dragon.

Black Knight: You know me all too well.......*Holds his sword into the air* I will personally go find the one who defeated my dragon and thrust this blade into his SKULL!!! *The word skull echoes thou gout the tower. We are now back to the castle and we see Jamie getting pampered by many girls. He has only a pair of shorts on and he is getting a back massage by a blonde woman and we see him happy and content.*

Jamie: Oh yeah....that's it.....a little lower.....that's right. Aaaahhhh.....*We see a girl feed him a grape.* Oh yeah. Life just doesn't get better than this eh Coop.

Coop: Yeah! *Eats a turkey leg* We save a bunch of people and we are regarded as heroes! *Kiva contacts Coop again* Oh Kiva! Sorry about before....

Kiva: Coop! Mind telling me what's going on!? WHERE ARE YOU!?

Coop: You wouldn't believe it! I got the transwarp drive back!

Kiva: That's impossible! You set the transwarp drive on an indefinite warp cycle!

Coop: Well somehow it warped right into my hands! So I put it back in Megas and somehow transwarped Jamie and I to some middle age planet!

Kiva: Well get back here Coop. I want to run a systems check on Megas!

Coop: Uh yeah...2 things! 1: I have no idea how to get back to Earth since you have the navigational component. And 2: *Pause* I promised some guy I'd defeat a black knight. So I can't leave yet.

Kiva: *Sighs* Coop this is why I don't want you doing anything without my permission. Anyway never mind. If you made a promise then stay there and help out anyway you can. In the meantime I'll try and find a way to get you guys back.

Jamie: *Relaxing* Take your time Kiva. *Stretches* Take your sweeeeet time. *Transmission ends* Well *Yawns* I think I'm gonna hit the sack now. I'll need the rest so I can be worshiped tomorrow. *Goes into a big soft bed.*

Coop: Hey. Don't let all this hero stuff go to your head. Don't forget it's me who does the work. Well anyways I guess I could use some rest myself. *Goes into a bed as well* Night Jamie. *Goes to sleep*

Jamie: Night Coop. *Goes to sleep as well. We are then outside and we see the Dark Dragon fly towards the castle and on him is the Black Knight in his armor and he has his sword in the air. We then see a watchman look and see the Dragon and he gets scared and sounds a blow horn and we see the Dragon shoot rocks of fire at various towers destroying them, we see people running for their lives and then we see the Black Knight aim his sword for the main part of the castle and the Dragon flies down there and attacks it. Back inside we see Coop and Jamie sleeping and the explosions rattle them out of the beds*

Coop: WOAH! *Falls down, then gets back up* Oh man! What the heck is going on out there!? *Thaddeus shows up*

Thaddeus: Brave knight! I am afraid that the Black Knight has come for you! He will not stop attacking until you show yourself!

Jamie: Great...just like the guy to attack us when we aren't expecting it.

Thaddeus: Hurry Coop! You must get to your stead! There is no time to lose!

Coop: Right! Let's go Jamie! *Both Coop and Jamie leave, back outside we see the Black Knight cause more destruction by attacking huts and stuff and setting fires to the woods and the dragon attacks stuff also.*

Black Knight: WHERE ARE YOU KNIGHT!? COME ON OUT AND FACE ME! OR ARE YOU A COWARD!? *The Dragon roars* IF YOU DO NOT COME OUT THEN I WILL LEVEL THIS KINGDOM AND ALL OF IT'S INHABITANTS!!! *The Dragon lands and aims for the castle, the Dragon is about to breathe on it but then we see the Dragon is grabbed by Megas and Megas tosses the Dragon away from the Castle.*

Coop: I hear you looking for me pal? Well here I am!

Black Knight: What is this!? Some kind of metal giant!? How pathetic! You are no match for me and my dragon. You will be destroyed!

Coop: Oh yeah! Well get a load of this! *We see Megas go up to the Dragon and punch it hard, but it does nothing and the Dragon then just strikes Megas with its newly armored tail sending Megas down. Megas then gets back up*

Black Knight: That may have worked once before, but now my Dragon is invincible thanks to the magic armor my witch had created. You don't stand a chance.

Coop: We'll see! *We see Megas fly towards the Dragon but the Dragon flies into the air, then comes down and aims at Megas and tries to crash into Megas. Megas jumps out of the way and then we see the Dragon fly up towards Megas. We then see Megas get behind the Dragon and ride him again like before* YEEEHAWWW!!! *But then we see the Black Knight take his sword and fire an energy slash at Megas sending him off and Megas falls onto a bunch of cottages destroying them, then Megas gets up and looks at the Dragon*

Black Knight: I've already told you that your struggle is useless! You cannot win against my power! *We then see the Dragon swoop down and try to hit Megas but Megas grabs the dragon and starts punching it, the Dragon then flips Megas over and Megas goes into the air but regains balance. Megas then creates the cool energy sword and holds it in the air and comes down*

Coop: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! *We see Megas slash the dragon with the energy sword but it just dissipates* Huh!? *The Dragon then hits Megas with it's mace tail again sending it flying.*

Jamie: Oh man...looks like the dragon learned a few new tricks!

Coop: *Merlinus appears on the monitor* Yo wizard dude! That's the deal with the Dragon!

Merlinus: The dragon is wearing an armor created by magical properties! It renders the wearer impervious to damage.

Coop: Oh that's great....any way to destroy it.

Merlinus: You would need to have a weapon forged of the same exact material to damage it.

Jamie: I'm sure Megas's got something that's like that!

Coop: Only one way to find out. *We then see Megas go into the air then come to a stop, we then see Megas fire it's fists at the Dragon but the Dragon dodges. Then the Dragon comes for Megas, then we see Megas fire a machine gun blast at the Dragon but the blasts just dent off the armor as if it was nothing. Then we see Megas get ready and grab onto the Dragon. Then we see both Megas and the Dragon go flying in the same direction, we then see the shoulder parts of Megas open up and out come 2 missiles and they fire at the dragon and explode, we then see Megas leave from the Dragon as it is covered in smoke. We see Coop do a fist pump* Hahaha! YEAH! *We see smoke then it clears and the Dragon is still good.* No way!

Black Knight: Hmph. That didn't even slightly tickle. *The Dragon then fires a blast at Megas and Megas goes down to the ground hard* Are you done with your display of foolishness?

Coop: I'm just getting started! *We then see Megas fire more missiles at the Dragon and they hit then Megas goes through the smoke and grabs the Dragon and does a flip and throws the Dragon to the ground and it lands on its feet. The Dragon then flies back up and hits Megas sending it falling but Megas lands safely and the Dragon then fires another blast at Megas but Megas counters with a flaming 8 ball destroying each others blast.*

Jamie: Look out! *We see the Dragon come for Megas and flies right over him creating a wind causing Megas to stumble and fall.* He's coming back! *The Dragon then hits Megas from behind and this causes Megas to fall right onto the castle again. We see the King and the Wizard move out of the way to safety as Megas goes down. Then Megas turns around and the Dragon lands on Megas pinning him to the ground and we see the Dragon try to bite the head of the car part but miss. Jamie screams like a girl. We then see Megas shine the car lights super bright and the dragon is blinded then we see Megas power up and fly out from under the Dragon and goes into the other part of the castle completely destroying it.*

Coop: Uh...sorry about that. *We see fire blasts fly by Megas but miss. We then see the Dragon fly at Megas. Megas fires energy blades at the Dragon but the Black Knight scoffs and the blades hit the Dragon but do no damage. We then see Coop grrr at this and then Megas opens up with more missiles and fires them at the Dragon and they hit but the Dragon flies out of the smoke and his mouth is full of fire and he opens up and hits Megas dead on with a flame blast* AAAAHHHHH!!!! *Megas goes down once again and we see the Dragon try to crush Megas with its weight but Megas gets out of the way. The Dragon just roars.*

Jamie: Man nothing we do has any affect on him! Hit him with something stronger!

Coop: You got it! *We then see Megas put its hands inside and we see Megas gather energy, on the side of Megases arms we see an energy meter start at red, then go up and it goes to orange than yellow, than green for full energy. We then see Coop pull a lever and Megas fires a strong blast of energy at the Dragon, the Knight gets up and laughs then jumps in the air and strikes the blast with his sword and it reflects back to Megas* Oh boy. *Megas gets hit super hard and Megas goes flying and lands hard. We then see Megas get up and Megas is kneeling and electrocuting. We see the King look on depressed.*

Black Knight: Heheheheh.....I admire your relentlessness, but it will do you no good. I've already explained to you that my sword and armor are impenetrable to any of your attacks. But seeing you kneel before me is quite satisfying. I think I shall let you live to be my servant. Now....SWEAR YOUR ALLEGANCE TO ME OR BE DESTROYED!

Coop: No way! First you attack a bunch of innocent people, then you sic a giant dragon on me, and now you want me to be your servant! I don't think so! I'm ending this now! *We see Megas fly to the Dragon and try attacking it again with punches but they do nothing, then we see Megas fire a blast at the Dragon but nothing happens, then we see Megas create a powerful shock blast that hits the Dragon but once again it does nothing, the Dragon than just strikes Megas with its neck and Megas does down again.*

Jamie: Oh yeah...alot good that did us. *The King appears on the monitor*

Thaddeus: Brave Knight! It's pointless to fight the Black Knight any longer. Please just surrender!

Coop: No way! I made a promise that I was gonna protect you guys and I intend to keep it!

Jamie: Forget it Coop. Let's just leave. I'm sure this was meant to happen anyway.

Coop: I ain't leaving Jamie! I'm gonna take this guy down! *Megas slowly gets up and walks towards the Dragon*

Black Knight: How foolish....I put you down again and again and yet you still continue to come at me. Perhaps you need to be educated as to just who I am. I am the most feared warrior on Arthurian Terra! No one can compare to my power! I am the bringer of chaos and despair! I AM THE BLACK KNIGHT! *We see the Knight jump into the air and take his blade and prepares to strike Megas and he slowly goes down*

Jamie: Coop get out of the way.

Coop: Not a chance! I'm standing my ground! *We see Jamie try to get out of the car but sees the Knight coming down.*

Jamie: AAAHH!!! *We then see the Knight strike the hood of the car but his sword is destroyed.*

Black Knight: WHAT!?

Jamie: Dude! He destroyed his sword on the hood of your car!

Coop: Uh...what the heck just happened!?

Merlinus: *Via monitor* It appears that part of your stead contains the same magic properties as the Black Knight's armor and sword.

Black Knight: *Jumps off of Megas and lands back on the Dragon* You shall pay for destroying my blade! Now I will destroy you once and for all! *We see the Dragon roar at Megas.*

Jamie: Looks like we are gonna need alot more car parts if we are gonna beat this guy. *Coop pings*

Coop: That's it! *We then see Megas fly away from the battle, we see the King, the Black Knight, and Merlinus look on, then the Knight looks at the King and Merlinus.*

Black Knight: It looks like your so called hero has abandoned you. Now I shall destroy your kingdom. *We see the Dragon roar and power up and fire a powerful flame blast.* Say goodbye! *The dragon fires, but then Megas comes back down and hits the blast with a giant metal sword.* What!?

Coop: Hey buddy. Miss me? *We see Coop has a sword that looks like Excalibur.*

Thaddeus: My word! His stead is holding a blade similar to the Black Knights!

Merlinus: We may prevail yet my King!

Black Knight: Where did you find a blade like that!

*Flashback*

*We see Megas land on Moderna Terra, a planet that is like present day Earth and Megas lands in a junkyard similar to the one in Jersey and we see Megas act as a blacksmith and forges car parts and takes them and pours in stuff and hits things with a hammer and stuff then we see Megas hold a giant sword in the air.*

*Back to reality*

Coop: It's amazing what 4 years of shop class can teach you! And now that the playing field is even. It's time to end this battle! *We see Megas run at the dragon and the dragon flies away but Megas jumps in the air and takes the blade and strikes the Dragon creating a huge gash in the Dragon, then we see Megas strike the dragon again and armor parts fall off the Dragon, then we see Megas grab the Dragon and throw him to the ground, we see the Dragon fire at Megas but Megas swings the blade and it deflects the attack and hits the Dragon causing more armor to fall off. Megas then keeps slashing the Dragon and it shows various screens of armor falling off, when it's all done all the armor has fallen off the Dragon then we see Megas jump in the air and come down with the Blade and impale the Dragon right in the eyes and it pans out and we hear the Dragon shriek in pain. Then it shows the Dragon fall to it's death.* All right! How you like that "KNIGHTY!" We then see the Black Knight get up and look at Megas.*

Black Knight: Enough! *We see the Knight take his sword and hold it in the air and prepares to fight Megas. But then he kneels down and puts his sword on the ground.* I lay my weapon down in defeat. You have bested me in battle. For this I shall surrender to your terms.

Coop: Uh yeah....stop being evil and junk. It's more fun protecting people than causing trouble.

Black Knight: Very well. *Takes off his helmet, his voice is no longer dark and sinister and we see him and he has yellow hair and a beard similar to Coop's* I shall do as you wish. I will no longer use this sword to torment, but to protect. *To King Thaddeus* I shall relinquish control over the other kingdoms and give them back to their former rulers. I also apologize for the trouble I caused. I...I just wanted a good battle. And you brave knight have given me one. *We then see everyone cheer and Coop and Jamie do the rock on pose thing. We are now in the newly built castle and we see both Coop and Jamie kneel before King Thaddeus and we see him with a sword.*

Thaddeus: On behalf of all of Arthurian Terra....I want to thank you for bringing peace back to our world. *We also see the Black Knight now in a normal Knight armor look on proudly at Coop.* Now one more time. Please tell me your names.

Coop: My name is Coop!

Jamie: And my name is Jamie!

Thaddeus: Very well. *Takes his sword and knights Coop* I dub thee sir Coop the Gluttonous! *Then Jamie* And I dub thee sir Jamie the cowardly!

Jamie: Hey! *Everyone cheers and we see Coop and Jamie get up and look happy. We then see Coop and Jamie get back in Megas*

Thaddeus: Are sure you won't stay for dinner? You are guests at my castle!

Coop: Thanks but we gotta get back. Kiva's gonna have our heads if we don't.

Jamie: Uh Coop we don't know how to get back....

Coop: I fixed the transwarp drive. So it should work now!

Merlinus: Will you return to visit?

Coop: You bet! I had alot of fun being a knight. But I need to go home. You guys take care and rock on! *Coop activates the transwarp drive and Megas teleports away. We then see Megas return to Earth in the Junkyard we also see Kiva and she gets into Megas.*

Kiva: Welcome back guys. Where did you go?

Coop: It was so cool! We went to this planet that's like in medieval times, we fought a giant dragon, and defeated a black knight!

Jamie: Yeah! We even got knighted!

Kiva: You a knight? Hahaha! Don't make me laugh!

Jamie: Hey! That's no way to treat me! Sir Jamie the courageous!

Coop: Uh I thought he named you sir Jamie the cowardly? *Kiva laughs more*

Kiva: Well did you guys have fun playing knights?

Coop: Yeah! It was a blast.

Kiva: Well good. I need to run a systems check on Megas. So we better get started.

Coop: *Smiles* Gonna have to wait! Right now I feel like eating some turkey! Come on Kiva! I want to show you something cool! *We see Megas power up and fly away.*

End Credits: We see the gang at a place similar to medieval times and we see Coop and Jamie are enjoying themselves and such. Kiva looks on and smiles a bit.

The End.