News Team Assemble!

[Stu]

Good evening San Diego.

Remember, Ron Burgundy is the balls.

I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego

[Bird Boy]

You really kill moments when you do that, Ron.

[Stu]

You really kill moments when you do that, Ron.
We are friends. We are laughing.

[Bird Boy]

We are friends. We are laughing.

I think I was in love once.

[Stu]

I think I was in love once.
Really? What was her name?

[Bird Boy]

Really? What was her name?

I don't remember.

[Stu]

I don't remember.
That's not a good start, but keep going...

[Bird Boy]

That's not a good start, but keep going...

She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

[Stu]

She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
I'm pretty sure that's not love.

[Bird Boy]

I'm pretty sure that's not love.

Damn it!

So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.

[Stu]

So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, "jogging". I believe it's "jogging" or "yogging". it might be a soft "j". I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

[randomguy]

I ate a bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.

[Artimus Gigan]

Youare all slaves to the super amoeba called Time Warner

[Mynd Hed]

Must... quote... can't... quote... fake... username... doesn't... conform to... cast list....

Dammit, I need some COWBELL!

[Artimus Gigan]

Dammit, I need some COWBELL!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/00pie/cowbell.gif

[Dee]

LOLOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Jave]

Your Mom Needs Some Cowbell