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MonkeyFunk
04-01-2005, 05:33 AM
Reported in the anime magazine "Neo":


It has been speculated for some time that anime sales are headed for a slump. However, the decline appears to be hitting sooner than previously expected; the "otaku" population isn't just losing interest in anime, it's found something new. In their searches for more obscure titles that are not readily available in America, a group of anime enthusiasts made an ordering mistake and ended up with a series of British Film Institute videos containing experimental UK animation.
"Well, it's not what we thought we were getting", one of them was quoted as saying. "But it's better than Pilot Candidate."

News of the discovery spread like wildfire through anime fandom, and in a matter of days Brit animation was the biggest thing since the Beatles. Phil Mulloy's cartoons were billed as "the next South Park", and there were vague rumours of anime-esque Nickelodeon series Avatar adopting his visual style. Elsewhere, a group of well-known personalities in the cosplaying community decided to dress as characters from Aardman's short film Ident.

However, the excitement was shortlived when the Anime News Network reported that British animation was already dead; the short films that had caused a frenzy were mostly artifacts from Channel 4's abandoned experimental animation funding project.

Otaku were forced to look elsewhere for animation. Soon, they found it - in Czechoslovakia.
"Well, we got a video of animations by this guy called Jan Svankmajer", commented one of the anime fans who started the short-lived trend. "We ignored him at first 'cause we couldn't pronounce his name, but we really liked the Brothers Quay's stuff, and apparently he was the one who inspired them..."

Several major anime sites are already planning to focus on Czech animation. Jan Svankmajer was unavailable for comment, but his face was reported to have contorted into a twisted parody of a smile upon hearing the news.
Pretty unexpected stuff...

Cheesecake
04-01-2005, 07:02 AM
meh, i knew they should have made the anime doctor who.

Wanted
04-01-2005, 07:16 AM
Ugh; April Fools'.

Pretty obvious. Anyhow, the 'anime boom' died long ago. Now, it's at a constant.

Conan-san
04-01-2005, 08:14 AM
And techniacaly, in terms of Brittish Anime scene, it would be more dead.

Techincaly, it's of Zombie preportions now.

Fan of Sponge
04-01-2005, 08:21 AM
Duh! Czechoslovakia is two countries and don't exist anymore. They spilt in 1992. The first country is called the Czech Republic and the second one is called Slovakia.

MonkeyFunk
04-01-2005, 08:23 AM
Aaand most of Svankmajer's stuff was done before the 90s :p

Fan of Sponge
04-01-2005, 08:26 AM
OK. So which country does he live now and where did they find the stuff in present day borders? You got to back it up with plenty of information.

MonkeyFunk
04-01-2005, 08:35 AM
Everything you ever wanted to know about Prague's alchemist of the surreal can be found here (http://www.illumin.co.uk/svank/).

Duke
04-01-2005, 10:34 AM
Everybody really knows that all of the good animation can be found in Pakistan anyways...

Animeforever'04
04-01-2005, 11:24 AM
OMG! this month sux!:ack:

Wanted
04-01-2005, 12:01 PM
Everybody really knows that all of the good animation can be found in Pakistan anyways...That Saddam and bin Laden show they animated was HI-larious.

Dark Fact
04-01-2005, 12:05 PM
OMG! this month sux! :ack:

But it has only just begun... :)

Animeforever'04
04-01-2005, 12:39 PM
But it has only just begun... :)I meant april fools day!:yawn:

Artimus Gigan
04-01-2005, 12:40 PM
Czechoslovakia is not even a real country anymore...

stupid lying paper people

Invader_Spooch
04-01-2005, 01:30 PM
I hate TZ on April 1st.

These aren't even creative. I mean, you could tell it was BS from the title.:shrug:

Duke
04-01-2005, 01:34 PM
I mean, you could tell it was BS from the title.:shrug:
o.O It was trying to be serious?

In other news, the Czech Republic defeated Japan today in the World Bowling Championship Cup. Three cheers for the Czech Republic!

Invader_Spooch
04-01-2005, 01:36 PM
o.O It was trying to be serious?
Usually April Fools Jokes are supposed to.. you know... fool someone.

This isn't even remotely convincing.

MonkeyFunk
04-01-2005, 02:28 PM
I mean, you could tell it was BS from the title.:shrug:
So why'd you read it, then? Ho ho!

IanC
04-01-2005, 02:28 PM
And techniacaly, in terms of Brittish Anime scene, it would be more dead.

Techincaly, it's of Zombie preportions now.
No its not. The British anime "scene" has never been better. Just because there still isnt that much on TV yet doesnt mean its dead.

Duke
04-01-2005, 02:30 PM
No its not. The British anime "scene" has never been better. Just because there still isnt that much on TV yet doesnt mean its dead.
It's about 1/10th as good as America's. Therefore it is dead. And now the DVDs and manga have only one purpose: poor-man's bowling pins.

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04-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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Invader_Spooch
04-01-2005, 05:00 PM
So why'd you read it, then? Ho ho!
Because against my better judgement, I skim every post on this board, just to see if anything interesting is posted. Clearly not the case here.