Scenes from a Hat: Things you would never expect a cartoon character to say

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You know the drill. I'll start.

Pikachu, Pokemon: "Call my agent. I'll be in my trailer."

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Charlie Brown: "Good grief. I need some Rogaine and a life!" (see also Doug Funnie)

Bugs Bunny: "Does this disguise make my butt look big?"

Pepe Le Pew: "I respect women" (see also Johnny Bravo, Glen Quagmire from "Family Guy" and that Wolf from the Tex Avery cartoons)

Homer Simpson: "Mmm, tofu"

Yosemite Sam: "I'm like Elmer Fudd, only less pathetic and with more hair"