If You Weren't Human, What Would You Be?

[90'sCartoonMan]

Okay, so if you could be anything other than human, what would it be? And feel free to be as creative as possible.

[Fresh V]

I would be.... a pheonix! Or even better, a dementor!

[Demonic Raven]

Hmmm.....a cyborg? Or an android, if we are being extreme on the whole "no human stuff" aspect. A cool one though, I would be able to fly, and shoot stuff, and fight crime...or something. :p

Heh heh...or maybe I'd be a demon. I don't care what kind, just a cool one that can...fly, shoot stuff, and CAUSE crime.

See? Android me vs. Demon me. It's the perfect fight. :anime:

[Fone Bone]

A Muppet!

[Tienshin]

Optimus Prime.

[Fresh V]

Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I would be a saiyan.

[Artimus Gigan]

a ninja...or a pirate

[EinBebop]

a ninja...or a pirateAre we talking an undead zombie ninja? Or an alien ninja?

I'd be a stapler.

[Artimus Gigan]

Are we talking an undead zombie ninja? Or an alien ninja?

I'd be a stapler.
No, Ninjas and/or Pirates of the space variety...

[Sampo]

Me? I would be a Tachikoma!!!

Hmm, skating around and blasting things with a gat gun. Sounds like fun!

[Ben]

When I'm no longer human, I'll be bones and bug food.

[Kuja's Light]

I'd be a Saiyajin Ancient. a crossing of mighty warrior and godly pwoers.

[Artimus Gigan]

When I'm no longer human, I'll be bones and bug food.ah, a McDonalds hamburger, interesting choice Twage...

[Stewie]

I want to be a really annoying sound, like nails on a chalkboard. But not that one, something different.

Alarm clock buzzer!!

[Otaku Bishop]

A cyborg. Androids are cool.:anime:

[CyberCartoon]

I would be a machine with rockets and scaners and also lasers.

[Wounded_Dragon]

A sentient super-robot with enough power to make Mazinkaiser cry "Uncle!" :evil:

[Conekiller]

A cyborg. Androids are cool.:anime:
"androids are different form Cyborgs" [/Kamon]

I'd be....A LUMBERJACK!

[Elven Moon]

A fairy, or some other similar magical creature :)

[randomguy]

I would have to go with a Kryptonian. Sure, Saiyans may be more powerful, but they have to train for it, whereas the Kryptonians automatically get their powers right around puberty.

Besides, Saiyans have goofy hair and can only speak in extremely stilted dialogue. I figure Kryptonian is the better bet.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

The internet.

[Kury Wagner]

Bill Gates.

I kid, I kid. Erm, I guess I'd have to choose something like a cyborg or a flamingo.

[True Noir]

Hm...a jin. (spirit)

[Juu-kuchi]

Me? I would be a Tachikoma!!!

Hmm, skating around and blasting things with a gat gun. Sounds like fun! Sampo pretty much summed up my deepest desire in what I want to be.

I'd also change my voice into theirs as well.

[JSpengs]

I would be a cartoon, then people would draw fan art of me! :D No matter how odd.... or disturbing.........:sad::o

Eh, since I already have fan art, I think I'll change my answer... I'd be an owl.

[ToOn~g@l]

I'd be a Dragon or a wolf, I don't care which because they are both cool.

[Cogliostro]

Things I would want to be:

*Animals*
-Dragon
-Wolf
-Hawk/Eagle
-Crow
-Sea/River Otter

*Characters*
-Vash the Stampede
-Alucard from Hellsing
-Spiderman

[Kagetsu]

Biomech humanoid, like an AI android, the same power and speed but with organic components to be selfrepairing, or a full demon like Sesshomaru.


Sampo,,,:D that is a really funny avatar with that title

[guinaevere]

A birdie or a mermaid. :D

[Metroid_spy]

A DRAGON!!!! haha. :p or I could be some super hero... first one to come to mind is SUPERMAN!!! lol. :D

[Phantasm]

I like to think my animal counter part would be...a wild cat of some sort...preferably a Leapord or Cheetah!:sweat:
oR A mermaid!:D

[Mittenz]

I'd be the light blue creature in these pictures

http://www.arthritis.org/communities/Chapters/MA/Joint_Walk/images/Worcester/repleary_scratch.jpg
http://www.junioricecats.com/images/swap/3.jpg

[guinaevere]

That is a GREAT mascot!!

[Metroid_spy]

haha. Nice mascot... what's it supposed to be anyways? lol

[Mittenz]

haha. Nice mascot... what's it supposed to be anyways? lol
Thanx.

He's an 'icecat.' He's one of the mascots for the AHL team, the Worcester IceCats. His name is Scratch. ;)

[90'sCartoonMan]

I'd be a stapler.
Is this coming from the Rob Schneider school of being non-human? I'd be either a carrot or Kenny...wait, Kenny is human...well, Humanoid Typhoon said the internet, which is cool. I'd be...Boulder, Colorado.

[ToOn~g@l]

I'd be...Boulder, Colorado.
Oh so you want to be a rich college party town where the mascot is a buffalo. And you can beat the snot out of Denver any day because your so independant?

Cool. :D

[Mr. Pedro]

As much as I am tempted to post a dancing Roger Smith as a response again, I sorta feel I should come up with something else.

Near the top of my list are:
-A cat
-Something sharp and is good for stabbing
-A Liger
-A robot
-A disco ball
-An iceberg
-A very strong brand of chocolate
-Lighting
-A shark
-A Fender Telecaster
-NYC

[Aquadementia]

The way I feel right now...

A Chaise Longue with a built in internet terminal.

[Carolina Red]

A super-intelligent robot/android. Animalwise, I'd take a dragon, I could scare people are fly and stuff. :)

[cross blues]

supposing they exist, I'd like to be an angel. that or a vampire. if I could retain my human intelligence, (and in case angels and vampires are too like humans) I'd be Godzilla.

[Czar Gato]

I'd be a werewolf, or a Cynocephalus. Y'know, 'cuz then I'd be an animal, or somethin' like that.

[Kury Wagner]

supposing they exist, I'd like to be an angel. Ooh yeah, if angels were like the angels in Wish, I'd want to be one of them. While honing my powers, I'd get to be cute and chibi-like during the night. ^___^

[Ephidel500]

I would be half demon-half angel, also known as a Fallen Angel.

[Bubblegum Girl]

A toaster with super powers. :D

[BluFire1213]

if i weren't human i'd probably be either

1. gods assistant
2. a snow leopard
3. a missterious black wolf
4. an insult comic,/ comedian like Jeff Foxworthy
5. garfeild
6. a female wear cat
7. wolfdemon who brings joy but also sarrow, enjoyment but also pain..
8. a bull rider
9. nevermore's pet
10. a wild cat that lived somewhere with it's own kind and no humans...
11. Trupp (character from a childrens book..the author of 'Stellaluna')
12. a Balvorine
13. a red, blue, black, or silver flying dragon
14. a tiger with with silver wings
15. a blu and black horse
16. Kimari from FF
17. Cat woman
18. Blood Rayne's assistant

[nevermore]

if i weren't human i'd probably be either

9. nevermore's pet


Um, okay... That's nice, I guess. I still have to decide between a shadow (But I am free to roam where I please and not connected to someone's smelly feet) or a half man half bird, with sharp talons on my hands and feet and six dark purple wings on my back!!! Yeah, that sounds good. Maybe a mixture of both!!! :D

[Sailor Chibi Otaku]

A Muppet!For someone who's a monkey fan, I was expecting a monkey.

"As for myself? I'm ready to begin my next assignment." Oh wait. That's Regina. :D

Me? A cat. That's the FIRST on my list. Then:

dragon

elf

pixie

fairy

Sailor Venus

Mackenzie O'Flannery

Japan, Ireland, France, Pain, Scotland, Italy, England and so many other countires

Regina (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/carlosoliveira/Misc/pic_18.jpg)

Kaede

Carlos's mistress, I mean, girlfriend

Regina's girlfriend

[Jowy Blight]

Captain Gundam.

[bluedeucedodge]

Well, here is my list:

sloth
NASCAR Nextel Cup Stock car
U.S.S.R.(Before they got all soft and dumb)
Kelly Clarkson's bed sheet
Thundercleese
Brian
Michaelangelo(TMNT)
A live action Frylock

[g_UnIt_GaNsTa]

R2-d2

[Warrior Kitana]

Um, if I weren't human I think I would be an android, witch, demon, vampire, or some type of goddess. That would be cool.:anime:

[Artimus Gigan]

Um, if I weren't human I think I would be an android, witch, demon, vampire, or some type of goddess. That would be cool.:anime:So you'd be Joan Rivers


androidwitchdemonvampiregoddess

[purplehairedwonder]

Hmm, I would be some kind of mythical creature, like a fairy or an animal spirit *coughfoxdemoncough*. Or maybe some kind of goddess. That would be sweet.

[DarT]

Hmm, I would be some kind of mythical creature, like a fairy or an animal spirit *coughfoxdemoncough*. Or maybe some kind of goddess. That would be sweet.
Fox demon like Naruto? ;)

[Kury Wagner]

Fox demon like Naruto? ;)No, a fox demon like Kurama. =P


I'm rethinking things... (if I couldn't be an angel) I want to be an intelligent black cat. Why black you may wonder? Well because then I can tease people into thinking they're getting bad luck because I walk past them. "Always play with their minds."