Justice League Funny Quote #3

[James Harvey]

Welcome to this week's Funny Quote installment! Remember to keep the quotes clean and in the PG bracket or they will be deleted! Here's this week's pic:

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/funnyquote3.jpg

ENJOY!

[Stinky Cat]

batman:what did i do?!
woman:i hate you!

[Red]

Batman: I was it was a little ache.

man: So what!

[Lady Iapetus]

Batman: *hacking and coughing*
Woman: This oughta dislodge it.

[Failure]

Batman: Ahh!

Woman: No I will NOT make out with you!

[DR. BELCH]

Batman learns how fickle dames are after, following a passionate soul kiss, Talia sucker-punches him in the solar plexus. She must still be mad at me over the whole killing-her-father thing, he thinks through the pain.

[Naraht]

Batman : Oooof...hrm...what Shampoo is that?

[Kal-el]

Batman: "Oooof! Man, that's gonna leave a mark!"
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[Joker85]

Batman: ouch!! Please stop!! Hey look... there's Elvis!!

[Buddy Lee]

Batman: "Okay!! Okay!! You can have the last donut!!"

[Terminatah]

Dick Grayson's depression reaches an all-time low when Batman remarks that he's never had a sidekick with so much side before.

-Terminatah

[Ed Liu]

1. Batman: "Are you sure this is how you do the Heimlich maneuver?"

2. Batman: "Mental note to self. Lab coat does NOT make Diana look fat."

-- Ed/Ace

[cysurf]

woman- OH my God, your face blends into my hair! Get away from me!

[Domino]

::SNIKT::








For those who don't get this, that's the sound effect used when Wolverine pops his claws.

[Salvor]

Batman: Cough! Come on Dick, I'm not saying you look like a girl, I just think your hair is a bit long!

[Trent Lane]

Batman: OMPH! Yeah, I guess you don't hit like a girl.

[Karkull]

http://wf.toonzone.net/jl/funnyquote3.jpg

At that moment, Batman regretted his decision to go on Jerry Springer.

[Manhunter]

Batman:No,wait!My hiccups are go--OOF!

[The Green Hornet]

*snif* scent of a woman.....
*punch*

HOOO-AHHHHH

[Arachkid]

"Next up on 'Gotham Tonight', Conjoined Twin Crime-Fighters!" :D